Me and probably everyone else who watched this the first time Neptune: I challenge you with that line again Me: bring it She transforms into Purple Heart Me: ok I take it back
I will not be swayed for I have released all my earthly desires I am but a stone I have reached a level of peace not even the budda could I will not be tempted
it was in the morning when i watched this and i had headphones on -_-, when she talked to the 'ear' it felt weird -_- i hoped no one saw me reading this O.O
This HAS to be watched/listened to with headphones, they used the Dummy Head Mic to record this and Neptune's voice is constantly moving. But it's really crazy when she whispers in our ear, holy crap... o.O
You know how some people like sleeping to ASMR? This is like an ASMR to wake you the fuck up, 'cause Nep's always so loud. Not complaining though, I mean, that whisper...
Neptune: 'If you did this in the main game it'd definitely have to be rated R-18.' Me: Umm...Would you end up going HDD and going all Iris Heart on me? In that case, do your worst. *Pulls up sleeves and gets into brawling pose*
just put a picture up of nep nep, (every single one of them) in 1 area *(big or small, it doesnt matter because nep is both ;) ) and put some puddings as offering and then pray, you will no longer be lonely because our goddess neptune will be BY OUR SIDE.
5:24 that gasp gave me so much life Almost forgot that behind all that energy, playfulness, and happiness is still a girl who is capable of being embarrassed 😂 a welcome sight seeing Neptune like that.
Bruh,he didn't translated he just visualised it dats all. Whether his friend help him for translation or he just took it from other ppl translation vid.
Well actuaclly,anvic isn't a youtuber at all he is just the anime guy friend who is just helping him to translate all da vid dats all.The real king was Ex Sol actually.If you know him
+Mirza Bin Abdul Jalil Before this goes too far, I want to clear out some stuffs. I don't have any relation with any of them, just a total stranger. I point out the translators because I don't want to claim doing it, while also letting you guys know who did the translating.
2:17 holy momma, man that woke me up real quick. Using head phones by the way. If I ever have a lady that pulls this off... purple heart really setting standards here. Like it legit flustered me. She is no1 for a reason.
If you plan on kids with Neptune(I know she can’t have kids I’m talking adoption), expect to deal with one more kid. Because your gonna have to parent Neptune and your kids,
Neptune: I’m such a thoughtful wife, aren’t I? Me: what about breakfast? Neptune: there aren’t many wives that would get all this ready, okay? Me: what about breakfast!? Neptune: let’s start with a racing game. Me: BREAKFAST BEFORE ANYTHING! Nep: game start! Me: OKAY!? Her: I forgot you didn’t get to eat yet. Me: *facepalms*
I feel like she would be more like a best friend to me, at most I'd live in a sepreate room in her house and we'd play video games all day when she wanted to, it'd be a perfect world for me.
(At 5:27) Me: Dear journal Neptune sounds like a chicken for freak sakes when she's saying baka repeatedly and rapidly it's friggin ridiculous I say it is it's true and it's hilarious.
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*now here's a little lesson in crippling depression*
Cuzeg Spiked
I salute you.
I have crippling depression!
This is going down in....(insert word here)
I see we have all watched it.. and yeah I agree
Weird how an anime character can make my heart melt tho,no joke
"I have crippling depression"
Me and probably everyone else who watched this the first time
Neptune: I challenge you with that line again
Me: bring it
She transforms into Purple Heart
Me: ok I take it back
when she transformed you immediately know your chances of winning are out the door.
Yup because when it comes to Purple Heart making you excited i guess you know you’ve lost
Yup mine as well
I will not be swayed for I have released all my earthly desires I am but a stone I have reached a level of peace not even the budda could I will not be tempted
Sorry Neptune, im gay!
jk
1:24 My heart was not ready.
2:13 HNNNGGG. Any heart that can take this is made of actual stone.
1:24 It was hard but... I did it, I've resisted
2:13 I've lost from the very beggining
Its neptune afterall so just accept that
I hate asmr so for me it was more annoying
Or you can be me, who's built up a resistance to this kind of thing.
it was in the morning when i watched this and i had headphones on -_-, when she talked to the 'ear' it felt weird -_- i hoped no one saw me reading this O.O
I don't know about you guys but her whisper in her normal form was pretty damn adorable.
I agree... :)
But when she changes to Purple Heart, well...
Safe to say that it's totally different altogether...
Zeroes4
This HAS to be watched/listened to with headphones, they used the Dummy Head Mic to record this and Neptune's voice is constantly moving. But it's really crazy when she whispers in our ear, holy crap... o.O
2:08 It was at this moment that Protagonist-Kun knew... He fucked up...
Wearing headphones while watching this will make you have an eargasm
The Nero i agree. hdd nep is best nep
A nepgasm...
I've died at 2:13
If Neptune was my wife
No one could possibly be happier than me :)
You know how some people like sleeping to ASMR? This is like an ASMR to wake you the fuck up, 'cause Nep's always so loud. Not complaining though, I mean, that whisper...
5:27 Neptune machine-gun
Lauging intensifies
No Sub machine nep
Nep nep
MG42 nepified
Neptune: 'If you did this in the main game it'd definitely have to be rated R-18.'
Me: Umm...Would you end up going HDD and going all Iris Heart on me? In that case, do your worst. *Pulls up sleeves and gets into brawling pose*
this why Nep is the best waifu
I would fucking love to have Neptune as my wife. No day would ever be boring.
How about Noir? :v
Damn straight
i would have plutie as waifu...nooo not the sadistic plutie...dont want to make her mad anyway D:
F A C T S
2:16 totally fallen in love already with neptune in her goddess form if you listen through headphones you wanted have her as your waifu right now!
yeah she only whispers into one head phone which is well...............seductive and sexy
+CPU Zaffre (Praixz Zer0) alright putting my headphone loudly and........sends chills to my body.
This has that feel of "I know this is fake, but I'm gonna have some fun with This!" And that's fitting for her.
Just realized this Nep-Nep is the virtual-incarnation of Rie:
Married
Loves gamez
It a great time to haveing Surroundsound headphones
:))
she was left en right en seriously attractive
It's like kawaii ASMR
I found this.
And now cry.
I need more of this.
*I'm so lonely*
cause you had a bad day, you're taking one down, you sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know, You tell me don't lie, You work at a smile, and you go for a ride
How are you lonely? You're married to Neptune!
TYRONEYUNASTY *I listen to this before I sleep to ignore the inevitable fact that I'll die alone*
Brother, I know that feeling
subbed for such quality content u sir are the hero we need pls post more quality shit so I can combat my crippling loneliness thnx b0ss
Thank you :) I'm trying to finish more drama cds as soon as possible, but works tend to get in the way. I hope you can wait for a while.
No prob dude, take your time! One drama cd can last me for about an eternity, so don't worry mate
AnimeGuy1337 i really want if godess was your wife plutia
just put a picture up of nep nep, (every single one of them) in 1 area *(big or small, it doesnt matter because nep is both ;) ) and put some puddings as offering and then pray, you will no longer be lonely because our goddess neptune will be BY OUR SIDE.
Censored Censored Thank you for the wonderful advice! I already feel the warmth of our goddess! Viva neptune!
Neptune is my spirit animal.
Even when I've watched this many times over, I still get the chills when Nep gets up close.
Yeah, especially when she changes to Purple Heart... :')
5:24 that gasp gave me so much life
Almost forgot that behind all that energy, playfulness, and happiness is still a girl who is capable of being embarrassed 😂 a welcome sight seeing Neptune like that.
the fact I'm wearing headphones made purple hearts whispering even more fantastic
It might just be me but Neptune sounded like a chicken from 5:27 - 5:30 lol.
That's what I thought of first! Lol!
Jeez, this is hilarious to have headphones on for because I swear Neptune is pacing everywhere.
2:17 damn, bad time to be wearing a white shirt...
No need for the shirt mate
yeah I agree
Omg peter what are you doing here
this is not a question but. LONG LIVE THE KING OF vizualized AND THE KING OF translated! :-D
Bruh,he didn't translated he just visualised it dats all. Whether his friend help him for translation or he just took it from other ppl translation vid.
by King of translated I mean anvice not animeguy
Well actuaclly,anvic isn't a youtuber at all he is just the anime guy friend who is just helping him to translate all da vid dats all.The real king was Ex Sol actually.If you know him
+Mirza Bin Abdul Jalil Before this goes too far, I want to clear out some stuffs.
I don't have any relation with any of them, just a total stranger.
I point out the translators because I don't want to claim doing it, while also letting you guys know who did the translating.
fck yeah
Freakings headphones are op. I’m pretty sure I felt Purple Heart’s breath on my ear. This effect you have on ppl Nep XD
YABAIIIIIIIIIIIIII YO. WATASHI NO KOKORO GA!
5:27 I never knew she's a Stand user.
Nep: I shall judge you... with my HDD form!!
Baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka BAKA!!!!
Arfoire: It's no use!
Muri muri muri muri muri muri muri muri muri muri muri muri muri MURI!!!!!
ROODO RORRA DA! WRYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
why does this exist and why do i enjoy it so much.
I didn't even know this even existed.
*I LOVE IT!*
Neptune was teasing player and after she transformed to purple heart she still teasese him
5:26 is the funniest thing I've heard all day
I'm upset with my self for stealing Noire's waifu
I don't
Cybresamurai Same
Or you could have a harem of waifus by buying all the CDs.
Cybresamurai
I wouldn't worry about that
#HAREMKINGISME
#LOVENOIRE
#MUSTHAVEIDEAFACTORYMAKEAGAMETAILOREDTOFANS
I have no regrets... WORTH IT
my heart. Ahh dying this is great though. call an ambulance.
7:08 NEP, THATS THE WRONG GAME!!!!!
4:16 Oh oops, sorry when I play these type of games, my body just moves on its own~
That happens to me a lot of time. Because I am a gamer desu.
Nice job.
oh cool you watch these too
Hi xD yep hehe
So many emotions in such a short time frame
it is VERY hard to pass out if this is playing with headphones...I can hear everything on my right when the whispering starts
I got a heart attack listening to Purple Heart's voice, literally...
Please make more, these are the best Drama CD’s I’ve ever seen. Thanks~
7:05
Nepu-Para!
shadowthelegend100 This is why Neptune loves to break the fourth wall
Dsmmit, Nep
Cute and spoiled
I love it
Also, the Nep face during the countdown xD
Awww, Neptune is adorable.
Sorry it took so long, I had to start from scratch again, so I can implement some new stuffs in.
If you got any question, feel free to ask here.
When’s the next one?
2:17 holy momma, man that woke me up real quick. Using head phones by the way. If I ever have a lady that pulls this off... purple heart really setting standards here. Like it legit flustered me. She is no1 for a reason.
Looks like I just found my perfect gaming waifu. Although the task of having to feed Nep-Nep her pudding is daunting.
Wait, waking someone else up? WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH NEPTUNE?!
At approximately 5:30, Neptune turns into a chicken
Justin8e8(Just A Cardboard Box) True, also she reminds me a bit like Histoire when she does that rambling
Just open the screen I am sick of my old life and I want to spend every day with this 4th wall breaking angel Neptune
I LOVE YOU NEPTUNE
Niko Astan WHO DOESN'T
Andrew Pappas
Me...
You know, being used to Neptune's English voice makes me think that her JP voice is weird...
When she transforme, her voice always get me!
Been a long time since i watched this lol
If you plan on kids with Neptune(I know she can’t have kids I’m talking adoption), expect to deal with one more kid. Because your gonna have to parent Neptune and your kids,
It’s a good thing the player loves her then, isn’t it?
Someone tries to wake me up like Neptune does the first time gets punched.
Neptune: I’m such a thoughtful wife, aren’t I?
Me: what about breakfast?
Neptune: there aren’t many wives that would get all this ready, okay?
Me: what about breakfast!?
Neptune: let’s start with a racing game.
Me: BREAKFAST BEFORE ANYTHING!
Nep: game start!
Me: OKAY!?
Her: I forgot you didn’t get to eat yet.
Me: *facepalms*
That’s what happens when you marry a womanchild. 😆
4:01 GET READY YOUR GONNA GET BEATEN! *cue Nep's troll face* SHIT
I like her as my waifu! Perfect she's so silly! & awesome too:-)
Uh oh, what have I stumbled apon?
***** Tru dat
1:31
(Why is my face bleeding from the inside???)
2:20
(Why is there something rising from my pants???)
I can't be the only one rewatching these to keep me sane during this quarantine
flat neptune best goddess
Exactly. This guy is not a man of culture to not be turned on by this Nep.
That transition scene! XD It felt like Neptunia and Nekopara got thrown into each other because of that XD
I feel like Noire would have this CD lol
I feel like she would be more like a best friend to me, at most I'd live in a sepreate room in her house and we'd play video games all day when she wanted to, it'd be a perfect world for me.
I like your thought, because so do I :3 To me, it's not necessarily to have Nep-nep as wife, since she suits the friendship more than romance =))
this happiness must be protected
This is like my 5th time watching this
the illusion is so good what the heck
Maybe it’s just because I like Neptune a whole lot but mAANNN this was fun
My Headset was blown up when I hear the purple heary
Jotaro: oraoraoraoraora
Dio: mudamudamudamuda
Neptune: bakabakabakabaka
pretty sure only nepgear could put up with Neptune for an extended period
5:20 photos taken moments before disaster
*Starts hearing the fast steps comming from the stairs*
"Haha, I'm in danger"
MY MIND IS BROKE ON THE FIRST MINUTE OF THIS KAVAII!!!!
I guess with her its never a dull moment's.
Nep cured my depression,Nep is love,Nep is life. Without Nep my life after my parent gone is meaningless
3:44 Neptune: Let’s start with a racing game! Me: “How bout’ Mario kart what do you reckon, because when you play with me you won’t survive a second.”
I’d gladly cuddle and feed Neptune pudding without any hint of annoyance. This guy has to be stupid to think that’s a hassle.
(At 5:27) Me: Dear journal Neptune sounds like a chicken for freak sakes when she's saying baka repeatedly and rapidly it's friggin ridiculous I say it is it's true and it's hilarious.
My motorbike do the same sound of the minute 5:30... neptune the best..
A good Nep pillow smack in the morning would wake me up nicely
2:19 *the exact moment something inside me just snaps*
1:33 hamna hamna hamna hamna Heavily breathing
5:30 best part
too much cuteness and sexiness from nep i can't take it
Made me realise i'll always be alone. Nep nep
...this is legit fun to watch
play video games all day , thats why your my waifu neptune
im imagining the mc hug neptune behind her with his fucking smug face
my god bro im using neptune voice for my wake up alarm now
"Could it be that you like me better when I'm transformed?"
Me be like: =)
No she is best in her normal form.
0:22
*chuckles* "I'm im danger."
5:30 tsundere mode activated
2:14 Me: Sexy!! 😘🥰🥰
2:16 Other Guy: FUUUUUU!!!!! (Runs Away, but gets caught by Purple Heart)
3:59 4:00 Those face expressions doe
Yay it's here praise the neps in 60 fps
my timing XD
I paused on this:
"D