Tried to Evolve Humans and This Happened - Species: Artificial Life, Real Evolution
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- Опубликовано: 7 янв 2019
- Tried to Evolve Humans and This Happened - Species: Artificial Life, Real Evolution
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ABOUT: Species: Artificial Life, Real Evolution
Species: Artificial Life Real Evolution is an evolution simulator that allows you to create, destroy, observe and tinker with life on it's never ending, harsh march of refinement! Simulated from the very first principles of evolutionary science:
Variation
Every creature is uniquely defined by its genes.
Mutation
Child creatures are slightly randomly modified versions of their parent(s).
Natural Selection
The environment affects every creature in their struggle to survive.
Observe or Guide
Whether you just want to observe, watch and study as the tree of life constructs itself from a single species, or you want to be an active influence on the development of the species in the game, the choice is up to you! Take a hands-on approach by using the nursery, an isolated area where you can tinker with the gene pool to your heart’s content. Use rovers to decide which creatures get to eat today and which ones starve! Create global catastrophes like an ice-age or a world-spanning flood to weed out the most vulnerable species. Or simply sit back and watch the life-and-death saga unfold!
Tell Your Story
However you treat your evolutionary sandbox, we give you the tools to tell it’s story! View every single evolutionary step in detail using the clade diagram, see where each species are living using the satellite map, get a better picture of how varied your gene pool actually is with the web of life, and view every possible detail on each creature using the creature inspection tools.
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Hello everybody, I'm Gray! I love doing let's plays and tutorials of games, such as Happy Room, Conan Exiles, Raft, My Summer Car, Hello Neighbor, Brick Rigs, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, and BeamNG.Drive. I've got at least two new videos coming out every day focusing on gameplay, tutorials, tips and tricks, and bonus videos coming out of the newest Indie games as well. Thanks for checking me out!
#graystillplays #simulator #indie 
Игры
I just realized that this video ended up at exactly the same length as the video I uploaded before it. Huh...
GrayStillPlays love your videos man! Your content is unique and entertaining and your polls are hilarious!
That's pretty gnarly keep up the good videos. And I would also really like for you to try out Metro Exodus when it comes out. I would also like to see ACE COMBAT™ 7: SKIES UNKNOWN but I don't want to seem too needy ;) just some suggestions.
Hey gray you know what else wants to be laied
Yeah sooo it did
Please! If you are going to do more videos for this game (and I do hope you do), USE THE DAMN PHYLOGENY FEATURE
There is a tab which shows you the tree of life for all the creatures on the map! These videos are good, but they're really hard to watch without that.
I'll never complain about how I look again
I think I look worse than this
Marshy Cat, darling I’m jealous of these creatures. :(
= =
^^^^
@@sjtheweird8636 just why
The other day I told my boyfriend “I’m sorry you got stuck with me, I look more and more like a potato each day” and now I know why
"Pathetic"
"Really Slow"
"Rapidly Exhausted"
Thats humans for ya
Literally describes ME 😂😂
Wow, sounds all like me besides the slow part, I use to get offers to run track.
@@thefnaf_foxy1162 i feel like if you get offers for track you have endurance and i dont feel like you're pathetic
-Self confidence fairy
yeah true heheh
@@lilliansena5285 yep. Dats why i put "that's humans"
Unless you're an alien
How to swim properly:
1.) Go into the water.
2.) Do a humping motion to move.
Twerking motion.
@@shawk952 what kind of twerking involves thrusting your hips forwards? 😂😂
My sister literally swims like that.
Idk how she does it but alright, she swims
A male dolphin wrote this
"Hey mom, can we get Spore?"
"No honey, we have Spore at home."
Spore at home:
I can't figure out how to play it. It crashes every time I get to tribal stage. The only times it actually loads it, I can't do anything because I'm underwater and surrounded by mountains all around me...
Waffles N Catsup uninstall and reinstall
Now I want to play spore so bad
This is better than spore
this is drunk spore, my friend.
Gray's vocabulary:
50%: sad
50%: depressed
100% depressed sadness
Ikr
69% humorous
50% pain and sadness
Dont forget florida
The only youtuber that doesn’t get distracted and continues his sentence
FINALLY I REALIZE I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO IS BOTHERED BY THAT-
12:00
It's GrayStillPlays
Just made this 1k likes
@@Astrolavey GrayStillCompletedSentence
14:51
Gray: make accurate humans
Evolution: instructions unclear, made a giant spider
Nightmare materials
"eh, let's see how they're doing - any humans yet?"
status : horny
"... yeah, seems human to me."
y u p
Human horniness
I mean, typical.
Lol
"Holy cow I'm a little hungry"
*explodes in blood*
Lunch for everyone around you.
I think he EXPLODED in hunger
*_WASTED_*
Potato
He starved
“You’re,,,” *pauses in disappointment* “good enough come on”
I was hear that part when I saw this
That's how my parents met.
Me: so I think we evolved from monkeys
Friend: I think we evolved from fish
Gray: *I tHiNk We EvOlVeD fRoM pOtAtOeS*
Me: ...
*the weird kid starts slowly clapping, and everyone else joins in, forming a standing ovation*
But we did!
I mean our babies look like it
Or did potatoes evolve from US?
I used to go to a school where they believed the first human came from a tree branch.
"could you evolve a human being out of the sad potato you're given to start" Wow, I've never heard somebody describe my existence so remarkably on point.
every creature here is straight out of a horror movie
its called comment secction
Yep
seededsoul Pretty much.
only a feminist lezbo would say that till 3 mins then its allowable to say that.
999 likes, amazing
The new Elder Scrolls character customization seems to be coming along.
lmao
J'zargo agrees...
@@TheOriginalNixiam The leather clubs just two blocks down.
hardy har har XD
😂😂😂lol
1:31
“We’re going with the demonetization pattern....” lmao
3:12 *I'm trying to evolve into a human but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting God*
They tried to put me on the cover of Vogue
But my legs
were toooo long
Everyday is leg day
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Taemint 67 READY FOR IT HUNTAY
Yass work it queen
Leg-endary
They tried to put me on the cover of Vogue
But my legs were toooooo long
I’m legendary
All legs no dairy
I’m legendary
All legs no dairy
Legs legs
What’s on the menu
Legs legs
What’s on the menu
Legs legs
What’s on the menu
*clapping*
LEGS
Ya’ll were getting lyrics wrong and it was annoying the frick out of me
this is extremely amusing and horrifying at the same time idk how to feel rn
Sad?
Gray, with his “creations”: BEHOLD, *A MAN!*
Us: WE WOULD NOT LIKE TO BEHOLD A MAN THANKS
12:05 HE HAD NO BUSINESS BEING THAT THICC
Not gonna lie...nearly suffocated laughing through this ENTIRE VIDEO!!!
Subscribed for death
Same
Horny too
Says the Lego dude with a hairy bare chest 🤔
same I especially DIED when he was showing what happened after he left them to evolve for a bit
EllspringGO sameeeeeee
me eating candy while watching this video for some reason: **chokes to death**
This is the ideal human body, you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Sheeeeennnn
Nope
You are right
Burbga y wouldn’t one like it lol
"Got the hands on there... pretty good."
*3 milliseconds later*
"DONT EVER WANT TO SEE THIS CREATURE AGAIN!
Continues as if nothing happened.
I would think this is what God sounded like when he created Adam " I CAN MAKE HIM STAND...YES!!!! "
this is basically just how god felt as we evolved
Say that again... Slowly
Evolution is not included in religious mythology.
@@trol96mlp Look up theistic evolution, it's a thing. Also I was making a joke, it doesn't have to scientifically "make sense" (even tho what I said very well could make sense)
A divine god and evolution are not mutually exclusive concepts
Altho regardless op was obviously joking y'all are just as bad as religious types
Religion was only written down within the last several thousand years, with the Bible only saying that God created the world in his image, nothing else. This very vague statement is most often interpreted by the religious with the world being really young and evolution not existing. But who’s not to say that “Gods image” wasn’t the dinosaurs and everything that existed before them, everything we have physical scientific evidence of existing. Genetics do prove that change happens over time.
The perfectly evolved human doesn’t exi-...
This is the ideal male body, you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
They didn't evolve into Lays chips so they failed evolution
Well, you should know. You're avocado on toast
The perfectly evolved human is Shrek, you uneducated bowl of soot covered bran flakes from area 51.
Neanderthal…
Ah yes "Kill me: The game"
I want a compilation of gray saying “alright”
Bella yes I would love this
It's like evolution, if evolution took place entirely within the Chernobyl nuclear exclusion zone.
its like evolution, if everything evolved from a potato that evolved into a penis monster
Lmao
missingno miner Fr lol
Yep.
Well that was highly disturbing. Almost as disturbing as walking in on my parents making another bastard child but pretty close.
*PLAYER 3 HAS ENTERED THE GAME*
Don't worry I consider myself a bastard child as well even though my dad came back with the cigarettes.
Rip
Oof
You poor child I have had a similar experience but I knew what they were doing...so I didn't go in..I was 6. Don't ask how I knew.
Gray's creatures swimming together is surprisingly wholesome
9:30
"You can see a father and son, uh, i really don't know what the hell this is."
* *twerk* * * *twerk* *
Just found you... haven't stopped watching your content... "Lost the ability to have a spinal column" …. I lost it!
Arctursus 12 obviously
Suddenly, playing God doesn't seem so easy, does it.
Erensss eyessss
We’ll get there one day
Nobody said it was easy... from my knowledge
Its more like messing with evolution. If it were like god, the creatures would have been created in his image.
I mean,did he ever say it was?
"we're getting further and further from what ole Gray wants" 😂😂😂😂😂
11:47
It's 4am and that made me scream. Thanks Gray.
That's quite the complement
Sometime, somewhere far far away in another galaxy, this actually happened and these monstrosities exist.
and they probably tried to evolve themselves in the game and we are the monstrosities lol
how dare call them monstroties
No
@@waffleauflauf4213 pleb
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there lived GreyStillPlays' really weird creations.
I WAS EATING BEFORE THE HAIR TEXTURES APPEARED ON THE PICKLE MONSTER, NOW I DONT FEEL SO HUNGRY.
Joseph Morrow you hungry yet?
Lop
Lope of bred
Idk I'm feeling pretty hungry
DON'T PUKE
11:04 god when he made you
“And immediately starts beating the ever living crap out of it”
"Don't ever want to see this creature again." - GrayStillPlays, 2019
Looking in a mirror be like
My parents when my older sister was born:
Spleens the Cat my parents when I was born:
this game is horrifying and doesn't make me feel good.
I'm buying it
I did too xDD
Thought the same thing. :D
Makes sense. Seem legit.
a step by step guide to swimming:
step 1: twerk
step 2: wiggle your bottom
Congratulations! you now can swim!
According to this lovely creation of a game yes
Now I really want to go swimming lolol
10:30, When you can't dance in a club, but dances anyways.🤣
OK them swimming was the funniest thing when they had no legs, they were just aggressively thrusting forward though the water
That sound so wrong XD
XD
This is where human evolution has brought us
They were twerking in The water
Yes
15:02 I think gray has accidentally made a mutated Elmo
"Oh hey, its our DJ! But like, with no legs!"
9:20 XD why isnt that censored XDDDDDD
Who knew the first humans swam by twerking and looked like SCP 173
Stephen Tuck hail peanut
Hail snappy nekk boi
a peanut without the blood
Stephen Tuck oh my god it really does
Foundation, bless this post.
*Why is this in my recommended...?*
AND WHY WASNT IT THERE SOONER?!
Cool
Good question.
This
lol, I was just wondering why I the whole thing
C
10:04 I laughed SO HARD I cried for five minutes.
this is the definition of nightmare fuel for me
When I looked at the hairy one I was like oh o-
OMFG THAT IS NOT OK
At least they are not eating tide pods.
GOD DAMN *SAVAGE!!*
Memes from a year ago. Interesting
yet*
Captain Porcupine Good thing throw-away pop culture means nothing to some people.
XD that's too true
*"it's evolving! Just backwards!"*
I haven't laughed this hard ever since i was 4
And i only giggled once...
This is what foreskin turns into if you don’t use the neutralization agent after circumcisions.
Haha so funny my mangled dick is hilarious.
@Crude Wildfire Comedians usually make fun of themselves or issues that bother them personally. I was reveling in solidarity. I think being abused without my consent is just plain funny.
@Crude Wildfire blame the religion who coerced the parents to pay the doctor, not the comedian.
That’s not right
o H -
Gray: alright, so where back with the only game you can breed a violent carnivor, and all it wants to do is get laid... it's species
Spore: *am I a joke to you*
Oh god it's so creepy but lol he named it "I'm sorry" lol
Potato : Become Human
Human : Become Potato
Stolen comment
Hmmnnnn lol
@Ms. Goodness you deserve more likes lol
Potato: become whatever
Prologue to the Book of Genesis, when the Angels were coding hard
Neon Genesis?
@@jimietsy7761 Is that like the book of Genesis 2: Electric Boogaloo?
@@jimietsy7761 (The first book in the bible)
@@JackSwiss I'm glad some people don't know what it is
Looking back... The very first video of Gray's that I've watched, is still worth watching 👌
I’ll never get tired of that swimming animation
15:00 bro that’s Elmo
I'm so glad I finally watched this. Thanks for recommending it to me non stop RUclips.
same. spent my whole break crying of laughter
Hey people, is someone interested in subscribe to my channel and give me a chance?
Lol same
Him: the only game where you Can breed an canivore etc
Me: you can do that in Spore too
6:08 JFC he unintentionally made a friggin ReDead.
*spore has left the chat*
I see what you did there...I had that game on my DS Lite back in 2007 lol.
I literally thought this video was finna be about Spore
oh hi yo dude spore was my jam
this has nothing to do with the video
Bring back spore!
Lol if only this was narrated by Morgan Freeman ...
Or snoop dogg like how he narrates the nature videos.
Or Leonard Nimoy
Or pewdiepie
Is Morgan Freeman the American David Attenborough? owo
*gordon freeman
12:24 that glitched face behind the tree is fricking disturbing
13:54 Potato Eva from the WALL-E movie
This is the first vid of yours I've come across and I have to say, you are hilarious. You have a genuine sense of humor and your reactions are so spirited and authentic. Your delivery and timing is perfect. I'm cracking up over here trying not to wake my newborn who is napping on me. You've got a new sub; can't wait to discover your other videos!
I was gonna say same but then I read “newborn” and was like... I’m too lonely for that xD
Oceanic Blue *hugs*
I fcking read neighbour instead of newborn 😂
11:25
NOBODY saw that looking at us but me???
same
Saw it 2
yep
it was saying, "Hey guys watch me kill the thing that Gray is talking about"
I saw it as well, I found it pretty creepy.
it had a surprised pikachu face
cute
I literally laughed during the WHOLE video
"horny. seems pretty human to me" made me laugh so much harder than it probably should have
Human beings 7.5 million years ago, *Colorized*
Armo Charger EEEH HEE HEEE HEE HEEE HEEE AGH *wiping tears* agh, Thankz author HEE HEEE HE
More like 200,000,000 tbh
@@mrdrat5999 Underrated comment
@15:00 ELMO SAY STOP MUTATING EARLY LIFE!
In my mind I read this with an Elmo voice and idk why.
Same
And my google playstore updated "notes and list"
Grian reference?
WakeUpUniverse he ain't wrong
14:18 “don’t ever wanna see this creature again ” 😂
I literally almost died of laughter.
POTATOES: BECOME HUMAN
Edit: ohh my god I didn't expect this much likes thanks BTW :)
I respect you
*2 8 S T A B W O U N D S*
They look more like larvae...
Florida: potatoes become human
i love your username with this comment
God when he looks back on the human race in 500 years 14:52
*-god looking at me-*
Ursa Aesthetic oh my god
"Guess I'll just have to turn it on and off again"
- God, a few seconds before Armageddon
Lmfaooo
@@pondererofpointlessdreams5029 lmfao
15:05
Me:OMG ELMO IS THAT YOU
This was literally the video that introduced me to your channel.
In today's episode of Species: Artificial Life, Real Evolution! Gray tries his hardest not to say the word "penis".
Congratulations you just accurately described this video
@@kauekairony990 sarcasm?
@@kylesoler4139 propably just agreeing with you
Wenis!!! Genis!!, Benis!!!, Jenis!!!, Kenis!!
Me: "Ummmm, yeah?"
-Those who understood what I'm saying, good for you.
😒 God would probably be like,
*"Not so easy making questionably tolerable mistakes now, is it?"*
LOL!!!!!!! That Swimming i'm laughing so hard 9:14 like if u thought it was funny too LOLLL
Okay, He's okay!
Explodes and dies
Okay,wow he was Not okay..
I feel like the game was lying to me ;-;
I literally died at this point 7:30
"He is okay the game says h-"
"Nevermind he was not okay at all"
You started with humans and they evolved themselves hats
Low quality pranks makes you think what the first human who put something on his head felt
4:00 love the hand-foot coordination 😂😂
11:25 the way the little creature looks at gray on the right of the screen
We were taught wrong!
Humans didn't evolve from monkeys...
WE EVOLVED FROM POTATOES AND PICKLES THAT SLITHER AROUND...
You could never tell we actually evolved from the sacred potato beings...
So true
*ALL HAIL THE POTATOES*
Why do you think Ireland is obsessed with potatoes? All hail the potatoes
indeed
@@ninjaface598 Wait wouldn't that make everyone in Ireland technically cannibals?
This is actually us in 3095.
WuzNab EEEH HEE HEEE HEE HEEE HEEE AGH *wiping tears* agh, Thankz author HEE HEEE HE
Oh god
WuzNab ya but this is us in a vr like thiningy and we’re stuck here
“IS THAT A TORSO FLOATING??”
I lost it XD
5:18 that creature has big brain
11:25
When you create a new species expecting them to survive, but they get slaughtered instead
4:07 When you try to sneak downstairs for midnight snacks/munchies while your parents are asleep
Stanley Z. I used to just turn all the lights on and sprint downstairs slam open the door probably knock something over on accident then grab the loudest bag of chips and slam the door closed and sprint back upstairs while turning off the lights. They always used this insanely loud noise maker and would never hear a thing👌
@@lmeonliver1864 Aren't you lucky?
Is that a torso floating?
That is a torso floating in the air.
How is a torso with no legs floating?
I was dying of laughter.
3:29 That looks like a demon that just came out of heck lol.