The fact is those kids, now adults, have said nothing happened and accused their parents of gold digging, and appeared very upset over the accusations.
@@desperado77760 they did retract their statements at one point but they did eventually take those retractions back although the claims they have made since have pretty much all been disproven. one of his accusers claimed he was molested at a train station at neverland ranch, but that train station wasn't built until after he claimed the molestation stopped which basically invalidates his entire claim, and the other accusers also had holes in their stories and haven't brought up any solid evidence. MJ was anything but a classic groomer. no classic groomer spends their entire career talking about helping children and raising money for children's hospitals and then goes out of their way to appear in public interviews to personally refute the claims and stands by their actions even ones that others would consider weird all while consistently claiming that everything he did was out of innocence and that he could never bring himself to do anything sexual to a child. 90% of the time a classic groomer would shy away from talking about the allegations and would be afraid to talk about anything that might make them seem even slightly guilty. michael jackson was fully aware of what he did and didn't do with the children who visited neverland ranch and he was fully confident when defending himself. body language experts have analyzed videos of him and concluded he showed no signs of guilt, and his behaviors all line up with patterns found among people who are innocent. he would literally have to be the greatest manipulator on the planet to pull all that off if he was guilty. it just does not make any real sense and it's insane that you and so many other people still believe he was a groomer. if you want to look further into anything I just mentioned there are plenty of videos of all his interviews on youtube and there's a documentary or two about the situation plus tons of articles online you can look at.
@@desperado77760 The information is out there. You have to look for it. I know in the documentary Square One, a woman was talking about how the child accuser from the big settlement in 1993 was openly defending Michael years after that whole thing took place. I also recommend the documentary Loving Neverland. I know in that one they went through tons of names of people who admitted that they were bribed to create stories about Michael or were straight up lying to get a quick bag. There are a few videos on RUclips with people talking about how they were offered thousands of dollars to tell the tabloids Michael touched their children.
@@desperado77760 he was not a classic groomer. the whole reason the trials even started was because the father of one of the families asked for money for his pet project, was turned down by MJ, and decided to blackmail him instead by threatening to spread rumors that even his own family denied. His family, dude. Not just the children, mothers of said children also rejected the rumors AND the FBI cleared him of any wrongdoing. It doesn't matter what you think. The man was vindicated years ago and all this information is easily accessible before you talk your shit.
@@desperado77760 There’s plenty of evidence to suggest michael was completely innocent. And there was also a substantial transfer of priceless assets to major media corporations after his death. MJ was too popular and too naive for his own safety and nobody looked out for him. If you use duck duck go instead of google you’ll get alot of information that is buried when you search for it on google.
It is my opinion that Michael didn't do any of this, he just became too powerful to control so they went after his credibility which is the same thing to do everyone they can't control.
The end of this clip is why Dave is such a comedic genius. Playing "I believe I can fly" over the the vid of R. Kelly pissing on that poor girl was tough not to laugh at but also makes the point.
@Gwen An artist that can create what many would consider an inspiring and beautiful song is also capable of horrific perversion. It's quite possible mj was one of those artists. Too much smoke for there not to be fire.
@@briandavid3637 it's a running joke from your earlier comment. Dave went on to say "I thought you were dying in 2 weeks what happened to that? I have been in court for 2.5 years and u get stronger everyday" implying MJ was suprised at his accuser's longevity when he claimed he was dying in 2 weeks hence the reason he wanted to see MJ as his dying wish... It wasn't an attack on you i thought you could pick on it when you made the "good host" comment above. Apologies.
Dave is more than just a comedian. He's a great storyteller. No one speaks when Dave's talking. We all just wait to hear what he's going to say next. I've never heard him deliver a bad monolog.
This was another just absolute roll Dave Chapelle went on. I know I’ve seen these bits a few times before, but my stomach hurts from laughing so hard rewinding multiple times in awe at his timing. That said, RIP MJ. I’m sure we would all have sympathy for him if somehow we could know his life in detail like he did.
I think Dave Chappelle is my favorite comedian now because he doesn't give a rat chit about wokeism and political pressures to modify his comedic routine.
The mark of a true artist. "I can't say that? Watch me, motherfugger!" Richard Pryor is holding Mr. Chappelle a poolside chair in Heaven, just waiting on his ass. Richard Pryor always hangs out around the pool in Heaven. just in case
@@roccodemaro4305 Interesting. Just a few years ago, I was labeled “woke” for questioning both sides of government, wondering why abusive cops aren’t held accountable from the law and not being a sheep to what we’re told from mass media. Sign of the times, I guess. It is easier to be sleeping than woke.
The fact remains that the parents knew full well about Michaels proclivities and yet they send those children in eagerly. The only conclusion is that they were hoping for a payday.
Or he didn't do shit, and they sent them in hoping to make easy money by lying. There's even a kid, who's obviously an adult now, that says his parents made him lie, don't remember the name, but its here on RUclips
I believe Aaron Carter. There's just too much smoke for there to be no fire. What grown man would play with little kids the way jackson did. A pedophile that's who. He wasn't interested in woman the way he was interested in little kids. You have to admit just weird behavior for a grown man.
Dave you are the GOAT. I love how Dave tells a joke and then looks at the audience for a moment or taps his mike on his leg when he knows that he has made a valid point in his build up to the punchline.
Dave Chappelle is one of, if not the best comic out there at this time. His timing, facial gestures, and wording are superb but it's hard to see and hear these jokes about MJ knowing what that man went through. Dave knew... As one who believes that MJ didn't do it, I feel that folks forgot just what was going on around Mike at the time of all these events and it's much bigger than we all know! I remember it got my attention when MJ and Prince, sued their respective record companies over let's just say shady business practices. In other words, the record companies claimed they had "Rights" to all these guys' work, even those works that hadn't been published because they stood to make $$$$ off of them for a very long time. If I'm not mistaken, Mariah Carey had problems too but somehow she beat them and left her record company with lots of $$$$$ and her name to carry on: THEY PAID HER TO LEAVE!! Not so with MJ and Prince. MJ started balking and naming names and letting anybody who would listen know about what was going on in the industry and Prince changed his name, no longer wanting to be a "Slave". The record companies didn't like the fact that MJ was being heard by the masses because of who he was so they ("Little Hats") set out to ruin him because he knew too much and they didn't want their business practices revealed. Like what happened to Bill Cosby. They "tagged" MJ as a pedo in hopes that he would be in litigation for years having to use all that he owned to prove his innocence and they would cash in on all of it. MJ persevered and won his case but the "tag" of "pedo" would forever be a part of his legacy. RUINATION! When MJ died, the snakes tried to go after his wealth but they failed. The same happened to Prince after his death. MJ & Prince won the battle but unfortunately, they are no longer with us to celebrate. But that day will come.......
I mean Cosby was absolutely guilty, and there's nothing to suggest he wasn't given the wealth of evidence and testimony. There's very little evidence concerning MJ on the other hand, certainly nothing even remotely conclusive, and one of the children themselves said that their parent's had forced them to lie. If anything MJ was a man traumatized by his own abusive childhood who needed therapy that unfortunately he didn't receive. Either way, true or false, the parents are absolutely to blame, they let their kids go with a complete stranger who obviously was mentally unwell for the very obvious purpose of financial gain. That's either child prostitution or intent to extort. But yeah, with how corporate the industry is, like most industries, they don't care about the human cost, it's all just numbers on a page to be shifted until the profit margins increase. The real-world consequences of that, the destitution, unemployment, small businesses being smashed or forcefully taken over, that doesn't register on the radar of these corporate executives and industry bigwigs, they are totally dissociated from normal human's at this point.
So... what about MJ never inviting any little girls over? How naive can you get. You believe pedos all look like psychopaths? "Not Michael, he made great music!"
I live 10 mins from Mike’s Ranch and it used to be a thing where kids would go there as a school trip, My mom went a few times along with one of my brothers
If one stops to consider that Michael *owned* the music *catalogues* of prominent Artists such as: the *Beatles, Eminem* and WHO knows how many other assets he had amassed in his life ( _on the down-low_ ) ; Michael must have been very *hated* by those "Artists" and their Publishers etc. So, it wouldnt be far fetched of an idea, that MAYBE his _adversaries_ went to some deep ends in order to have Michael _destroyed_ publicly + professionally. Everyone of those people ( _parents who sold their children_ ) KNEW in advance that their child[ren] were being *planted* as "Traps" in order to lie about him[Michael], and read/memorize what their _handlers_ instructed them to do + say, and the parents were _paid_ for it. Michael had _ruffled_ many feathers in the industry. And he was *hated* by THEM. He was very intelligent + he was his own man; and there was a *gangsta* style Michael had, which the public never saw ( _there is just one brief excerpt of Michael talking to someone, and his entire voice + demeanor instantly shift from shy soft spoken giggly Michael --- to James Earl Jones voice --- pissed off like Mike Tyson! Never seen or heard Michael's ACTUAL VOICE + other side of him prior to that video._ ) ; Yea, Mike was really *OG* he was nobodys fool. Glad Dave brought up *McCaily Caulkin's* name in his set ---- that should be the question on everybodys minds when the question of Michael Jackson arises: Mention McCauly'a name!
It's just all so tragic that in hindsight it was proved by the 'victims' that they were coerced by their parents searching for a huge financial windfall that they all lied and he was persecuted for nothing.
@@ColdBodiesTV Yes it was. And most recent allegations? You mean the ones after MJ is already dead, can't defend himself, no hard evidence and nothing but controversial witness 'testimonies'? Lmao if you believe in that shit, I have some Established titles to sell you.
I’m sorry but MJ LOVED children NOT in any other way but loved them bc he cared for them. His childhood was taken away bc of music etc. I have never believed these accusations made against him
Poor man Michael Jackson they tortured his soul so bad to the point where he looked hollow from inside towards the end of his life. God bless his soul wherever he is 🤲
funny how the creator of this channel liked this comment, yet posted the video in the first place and even highlighted the sickest part in the thumbnail.
I think MJ was a poor, rich, misguided soul, who wanted to preserve his youth. He did this, by spending his Time with young kids. (Same as I do, with my nieces & nephews) & I've known a lot of hard-core black dudes in prison, who will kill you, if you dare disrespect him. Dave Chapelle is funny AF, because he speaks the Truth. Michael Jackson was an American treasure.
Me too Christopher and THANK YOU FOR SAYING IT!! I'm a 58 and female and I Always prefer being around my daughter (who is Still like a kid) my grandbabies my nieces and nephews and now their kids. Adults are plodding boring dull Pedantic and no Fun Whatsoever.
Y'know that reminds me of a Tyler Perry movie where this Spanish guy was doing nice things for some kids ( that he didn't even know) and the woman told him to stop because she thought he was a child molester ( turns out that he was abused by a cartel when he was a kid and he wanted better for them).
I have no idea what happened at Michael Jackson's house, but if the parents of the kids that spent time there were surprised their kids got more than they bargained for, they were naive at best.
I love Chappelle but I believe them. Same thing we heard about the 60 Cosby victims. Chris Rock said it best " Everyone wants to give him the benefit of doubt but after number 37 it's kinda hard."
That jumpsuit he wears is the exact jumpsuit Cook County jail used to give us for work detail in central kitchen. It even looks exactly perfectly faded and over washed same swamp green like ours used to look wtf lol. Something even funnier about that jumpsuit was they had another version with a blue sometimes yellow bar around the waist and shoulders that let you visually identify that the person wearing it is a public jerkoff that might try masterbation any moment so we'd be walking on eggshells when we see one of those even though they were escorted by 2 COs he was still hand cuffed frontwards which is stupid but lawsuits prevailed. We called them ''clappers'' and for shits and giggles we'd give these jumpsuits to noobs on work details it was a riot.
Absolutely … especially because Michael never sold out his soul to them! And to be clear, it’s the Cabal Elites that control Hollywood and one must be part of their pedofile ring to become famous.
He didn’t need to. He was already thoroughly investigated. The fbi which is the top department did a complete search and found nothing…. NOTHING. And it was proven under the court of law he was innocent. Leave Michael alone
I am so glad that Dave take a break from repairing old trucks and did some funny stand up 🤣🤣🤣
It's actually a garbage uniform from his local community. He said "someone has to take out the trash".
🤣
😂😂😭
And sounds like Kevin hart with this weird high pitched clip
I thought he was a Ghostbuster.
I love how Dave always looks like a Janitor in a high-danger facility
😂😂
😂 my first take was it’s his prison wardrobe
"Custodian..... DICK!" 😂😂😂😂
The fact is those kids, now adults, have said nothing happened and accused their parents of gold digging, and appeared very upset over the accusations.
Wheres the video of that? I haven't heard of any retractions. MJ was a classic groomer.
@@desperado77760 they did retract their statements at one point but they did eventually take those retractions back although the claims they have made since have pretty much all been disproven. one of his accusers claimed he was molested at a train station at neverland ranch, but that train station wasn't built until after he claimed the molestation stopped which basically invalidates his entire claim, and the other accusers also had holes in their stories and haven't brought up any solid evidence. MJ was anything but a classic groomer. no classic groomer spends their entire career talking about helping children and raising money for children's hospitals and then goes out of their way to appear in public interviews to personally refute the claims and stands by their actions even ones that others would consider weird all while consistently claiming that everything he did was out of innocence and that he could never bring himself to do anything sexual to a child. 90% of the time a classic groomer would shy away from talking about the allegations and would be afraid to talk about anything that might make them seem even slightly guilty. michael jackson was fully aware of what he did and didn't do with the children who visited neverland ranch and he was fully confident when defending himself. body language experts have analyzed videos of him and concluded he showed no signs of guilt, and his behaviors all line up with patterns found among people who are innocent. he would literally have to be the greatest manipulator on the planet to pull all that off if he was guilty. it just does not make any real sense and it's insane that you and so many other people still believe he was a groomer. if you want to look further into anything I just mentioned there are plenty of videos of all his interviews on youtube and there's a documentary or two about the situation plus tons of articles online you can look at.
@@desperado77760 The information is out there. You have to look for it. I know in the documentary Square One, a woman was talking about how the child accuser from the big settlement in 1993 was openly defending Michael years after that whole thing took place. I also recommend the documentary Loving Neverland. I know in that one they went through tons of names of people who admitted that they were bribed to create stories about Michael or were straight up lying to get a quick bag. There are a few videos on RUclips with people talking about how they were offered thousands of dollars to tell the tabloids Michael touched their children.
@@desperado77760 he was not a classic groomer. the whole reason the trials even started was because the father of one of the families asked for money for his pet project, was turned down by MJ, and decided to blackmail him instead by threatening to spread rumors that even his own family denied. His family, dude. Not just the children, mothers of said children also rejected the rumors AND the FBI cleared him of any wrongdoing. It doesn't matter what you think. The man was vindicated years ago and all this information is easily accessible before you talk your shit.
@@desperado77760
There’s plenty of evidence to suggest michael was completely innocent.
And there was also a substantial transfer of priceless assets to major media corporations after his death.
MJ was too popular and too naive for his own safety and nobody looked out for him.
If you use duck duck go instead of google you’ll get alot of information that is buried when you search for it on google.
Dave is right on with Michael Jackson cuz he knows the way these powers and authorities work.
It is my opinion that Michael didn't do any of this, he just became too powerful to control so they went after his credibility which is the same thing to do everyone they can't control.
EXACTLY!!! … but can see by some of the comments here, some folks still so brainwashed they will never understand what actually happened.
His doctor killed him. I dont believe he did it. Everyone who the elite wanted to take down got rape charges. EVRYONE.
people forget he owned 50% of the music labels… they killed him for a REASON
The end of this clip is why Dave is such a comedic genius. Playing "I believe I can fly" over the the vid of R. Kelly pissing on that poor girl was tough not to laugh at but also makes the point.
Let me fast forward then. Thx
So, what was the point?
Time stamp?
@Gwen An artist that can create what many would consider an inspiring and beautiful song is also capable of horrific perversion. It's quite possible mj was one of those artists. Too much smoke for there not to be fire.
@@nostalgiaman6816 13:45
Dave Chappelle is pure genius.
No he is not. Just a normal Person
Normal people can't hold a crowd like dave can.
@@MrSkinkarde he’s hilarious
@@MrSkinkardees he is. You’re a normal person. Dave has pursued and achieved the highest level of his passion and dominated the field.
Still my absolutely favourite comedian hands down....for decades now!!G.O.A.T.!!!
Dave’s the only guy I wish his voice didn’t get deeper 😂
too much smoking i guess
Kevin hart?
He’s old voice was hella funny
4:03 how hard he is to catch,,😂😂
"If I’m starting here, the sky is the limit💀"
That's what I call a good host had me crying 😂
@@briandavid3637 I thought u were dying in 2 weeks what happened 😂😂
@@joneschilufya867 I was supposed to die,news to me 👍
@@briandavid3637 it's a running joke from your earlier comment. Dave went on to say "I thought you were dying in 2 weeks what happened to that? I have been in court for 2.5 years and u get stronger everyday" implying MJ was suprised at his accuser's longevity when he claimed he was dying in 2 weeks hence the reason he wanted to see MJ as his dying wish... It wasn't an attack on you i thought you could pick on it when you made the "good host" comment above. Apologies.
@@joneschilufya867 haha, thanks dude, I didn't think you were attacking me, glad you explained it,I thought it was funny 😂
Dave is more than just a comedian. He's a great storyteller. No one speaks when Dave's talking. We all just wait to hear what he's going to say next. I've never heard him deliver a bad monolog.
Great comment but you tripped at the finish line lol monologue*
@@JimmyJamesJimbo 😄😄
You can see that he had a happy childhood.
Not really 😂
This was another just absolute roll Dave Chapelle went on. I know I’ve seen these bits a few times before, but my stomach hurts from laughing so hard rewinding multiple times in awe at his timing. That said, RIP MJ. I’m sure we would all have sympathy for him if somehow we could know his life in detail like he did.
My first time see this Dave Chappelle show............His comedy about Jussie Smollett !!! ....😆😆😂😆😂😂😆😆😆😆😂😆
No you are wrong, I will never have sympathy for a child molester.
"Its okay my career ended many years ago" -- Dave Chappelle 😂😂
Bro the things this man says be so fucked up but so on point and his delivery is untouched 😭😭😭
The reason I like this guy is he’s straight up and it’s on point
the vaguest sentence written
And he defends pedophiles, that appeals too?
I think Dave Chappelle is my favorite comedian now because he doesn't give a rat chit about wokeism and political pressures to modify his comedic routine.
The mark of a true artist. "I can't say that? Watch me, motherfugger!"
Richard Pryor is holding Mr. Chappelle a poolside chair in Heaven, just waiting on his ass.
Richard Pryor always hangs out around the pool in Heaven.
just in case
Correct, he equally burns both sides. Sometimes in the same joke even. I love it.
What’s wokeism?
@@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245It’s a word some people use to rationalize their lack of a moral center
@@roccodemaro4305 Interesting. Just a few years ago, I was labeled “woke” for questioning both sides of government, wondering why abusive cops aren’t held accountable from the law and not being a sheep to what we’re told from mass media. Sign of the times, I guess. It is easier to be sleeping than woke.
The Funny thing is Macaulay Culkin is 42 year's old this year and Dave is 49 🗿
All we got were awkward thanksgivings 😭😭
The GOAT talking about the GOAT.
Would love to see Dave Chappelle and Eddie Murphy in full force about Michael Jackson!
To be a fly on the wall when those two hangout and talk about memories in Hollywood
nice profile photo dude
Eddie Murphy would be funnier by a long shot.
@@theonlycaamz Eddie’s got all the stories. He got to interact with some old Hollywood folks as well as the new generation.
@@depannist think you replied to the wrong person
It amazes me how some comedians can get away with saying stuff that if you said it people would look at you crazy.
Join the club baby!😁
They tried to cancel him a shit ton of time. He never gave a fuck and that's probably why he's still here.
@@hgfdgfbxcfw3169 BOOM!
@Super Mario i would love to be one!😁
That's why it's funny
"Even if he did do it .. I mean it's Michael Jackson" .. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
you aren’t alone - millions think he’s innocent
Dave Chappelle is a gift to humankind
Calm down he’s a comedian
UN-FUCKING-HINGED...... I love it.
The fact remains that the parents knew full well about Michaels proclivities and yet they send those children in eagerly. The only conclusion is that they were hoping for a payday.
Or he didn't do shit, and they sent them in hoping to make easy money by lying. There's even a kid, who's obviously an adult now, that says his parents made him lie, don't remember the name, but its here on RUclips
Obviously
@@eduardobone8857 you’re taking about Aaron carter who recently passed away
The FBI watched him for a solid 10yrs and found NOTHING…. Case Closed
I believe Aaron Carter. There's just too much smoke for there to be no fire. What grown man would play with little kids the way jackson did. A pedophile that's who. He wasn't interested in woman the way he was interested in little kids. You have to admit just weird behavior for a grown man.
Dave you are the GOAT. I love how Dave tells a joke and then looks at the audience for a moment or taps his mike on his leg when he knows that he has made a valid point in his build up to the punchline.
bungle is based
@@mentalscraps6791 amen
Best comedian, storyteller and social commentary of all time
Dave Chappelle is one of, if not the best comic out there at this time. His timing, facial gestures, and wording are superb but it's hard to see and hear these jokes about MJ knowing what that man went through. Dave knew...
As one who believes that MJ didn't do it, I feel that folks forgot just what was going on around Mike at the time of all these events and it's much bigger than we all know! I remember it got my attention when MJ and Prince, sued their respective record companies over let's just say shady business practices. In other words, the record companies claimed they had "Rights" to all these guys' work, even those works that hadn't been published because they stood to make $$$$ off of them for a very long time. If I'm not mistaken, Mariah Carey had problems too but somehow she beat them and left her record company with lots of $$$$$ and her name to carry on: THEY PAID HER TO LEAVE!! Not so with MJ and Prince. MJ started balking and naming names and letting anybody who would listen know about what was going on in the industry and Prince changed his name, no longer wanting to be a "Slave". The record companies didn't like the fact that MJ was being heard by the masses because of who he was so they ("Little Hats") set out to ruin him because he knew too much and they didn't want their business practices revealed. Like what happened to Bill Cosby. They "tagged" MJ as a pedo in hopes that he would be in litigation for years having to use all that he owned to prove his innocence and they would cash in on all of it. MJ persevered and won his case but the "tag" of "pedo" would forever be a part of his legacy. RUINATION!
When MJ died, the snakes tried to go after his wealth but they failed. The same happened to Prince after his death. MJ & Prince won the battle but unfortunately, they are no longer with us to celebrate. But that day will come.......
I can't help thinking that if we knew back in 2009 what we know about benzodiazepines, MJ would still be alive.
I mean Cosby was absolutely guilty, and there's nothing to suggest he wasn't given the wealth of evidence and testimony. There's very little evidence concerning MJ on the other hand, certainly nothing even remotely conclusive, and one of the children themselves said that their parent's had forced them to lie. If anything MJ was a man traumatized by his own abusive childhood who needed therapy that unfortunately he didn't receive. Either way, true or false, the parents are absolutely to blame, they let their kids go with a complete stranger who obviously was mentally unwell for the very obvious purpose of financial gain. That's either child prostitution or intent to extort.
But yeah, with how corporate the industry is, like most industries, they don't care about the human cost, it's all just numbers on a page to be shifted until the profit margins increase. The real-world consequences of that, the destitution, unemployment, small businesses being smashed or forcefully taken over, that doesn't register on the radar of these corporate executives and industry bigwigs, they are totally dissociated from normal human's at this point.
So... what about MJ never inviting any little girls over?
How naive can you get. You believe pedos all look like psychopaths? "Not Michael, he made great music!"
idk why ppl are so butt hurt about it it’s called comedy (dark humour) stop bein snowflakes
I was abused as a child. This triggers me, but it's funny as hell and it helps. Love you DC
OMG!! This man had me ballin...🤣🤣🤣
I live 10 mins from Mike’s Ranch and it used to be a thing where kids would go there as a school trip, My mom went a few times along with one of my brothers
Well was he mad about the mom being there?
@@michellelovespink2660 what?
Wtf
........and ?
I believe Dave is the greatest comedian in history.. and still nobody better..
If one stops to consider that Michael *owned* the music *catalogues* of prominent Artists such as: the *Beatles, Eminem* and WHO knows how many other assets he had amassed in his life ( _on the down-low_ ) ; Michael must have been very *hated* by those "Artists" and their Publishers etc. So, it wouldnt be far fetched of an idea, that MAYBE his _adversaries_ went to some deep ends in order to have Michael _destroyed_ publicly + professionally. Everyone of those people ( _parents who sold their children_ ) KNEW in advance that their child[ren] were being *planted* as "Traps" in order to lie about him[Michael], and read/memorize what their _handlers_ instructed them to do + say, and the parents were _paid_ for it.
Michael had _ruffled_ many feathers in the industry. And he was *hated* by THEM. He was very intelligent + he was his own man; and there was a *gangsta* style Michael had, which the public never saw ( _there is just one brief excerpt of Michael talking to someone, and his entire voice + demeanor instantly shift from shy soft spoken giggly Michael --- to James Earl Jones voice --- pissed off like Mike Tyson! Never seen or heard Michael's ACTUAL VOICE + other side of him prior to that video._ ) ; Yea, Mike was really *OG* he was nobodys fool.
Glad Dave brought up *McCaily Caulkin's* name in his set ---- that should be the question on everybodys minds when the question of Michael Jackson arises: Mention McCauly'a name!
Dave knows how "they" operate. They "control" the talent. You don't do what "they" want....sign "their" contracts, then "they" act.
I'm honestly amazed how the hell are these vids still on youtube. Is Dave too big to just "disappear"? I dont think so.
of course, the gender nonbinary illuminati
Actors give boring interviews because it's in their contracts to keep it vanilla
@@roddyboethius1722 have you read their contracts?
This is why he was gone the first time and now look at what he’s doing…
*GOLD-DIGGING PARENTS*
Damn Dave inhaled some nice helium there
It's just all so tragic that in hindsight it was proved by the 'victims' that they were coerced by their parents searching for a huge financial windfall that they all lied and he was persecuted for nothing.
no it wasn’t, not the most recent allegations. what are you talking about
@@ColdBodiesTV Yes it was. And most recent allegations? You mean the ones after MJ is already dead, can't defend himself, no hard evidence and nothing but controversial witness 'testimonies'?
Lmao if you believe in that shit, I have some Established titles to sell you.
@@ColdBodiesTV no, I'm speaking of the original allegations where the 'victims' later came forward and confessed they weren't assaulted.
@@jasonl1942 unfortunately it's not true
Awkward Thanksgivings for the rest of our lives “😂😂😂
Only Dave could get away with these jokes 😂
I’m sorry but MJ LOVED children NOT in any other way but loved them bc he cared for them. His childhood was taken away bc of music etc. I have never believed these accusations made against him
Bullshit. You don't know him.
I dont either
I always felt too this wasn't beyond doubt.
I think people were after money
Poor man Michael Jackson they tortured his soul so bad to the point where he looked hollow from inside towards the end of his life.
God bless his soul wherever he is 🤲
You one of the GREATEST,love ya man🙏👍💌
“Nigga I don’t want to be your hero I wanna be rich”🤣🤣🤣
To anyone mad over the jokes just remember these are jokes. Theyre fucked up which is why tis funny. True or false its for laughs.
OmgGod this whole skit was so wrong and messed up and yet one of the best, and funniest!
Great comedy, great jokes, looking forward to some new stuff.
That’s why I love Dave, he is the only one who dares to say anything in these boring woke political correct times.
Alot of black comedians have gone against mj, alot of em!!! But to hear Dave not believing the bullshit is just classic. True G
?????what are you watching he clearly believes he did it….not too bright are you
@@bobbykiriakidis9753 no,,he didn't. Maybe you should open you're ears,,,lol smart guy
This is so true and people are laughing 🤷♂️
funny how the creator of this channel liked this comment, yet posted the video in the first place and even highlighted the sickest part in the thumbnail.
I think MJ was a poor, rich,
misguided soul, who wanted to preserve his youth.
He did this, by spending his Time with young kids.
(Same as I do,
with my nieces & nephews)
& I've known a lot of hard-core
black dudes in prison,
who will kill you,
if you dare disrespect him.
Dave Chapelle is funny AF,
because he speaks the Truth.
Michael Jackson was an
American treasure.
Me too Christopher and THANK YOU FOR SAYING IT!! I'm a 58 and female and I Always prefer being around my daughter (who is Still like a kid) my grandbabies my nieces and nephews and now their kids. Adults are plodding boring dull Pedantic and no Fun Whatsoever.
Is this a poem or some shit?
With the pitch shift he sounds like 2001 dave.
Only Chappelle can dress like a GohstBuster
He was a great 👍 song writer
When he hits the microphone against his knee that shit makes the joke so much funnier lol
No it doesn't
I never believed he did it either
Oh my God my face is hurting 😂😅
But if I was….
He did ALL that, AND the children's parents fed these kids to him! 😱😁🤪🤣👍👍🇺🇸
Imagine being a globally loved icon, and also being known as a pedophile. That shit is wild
Y'know that reminds me of a Tyler Perry movie where this Spanish guy was doing nice things for some kids ( that he didn't even know) and the woman told him to stop because she thought he was a child molester ( turns out that he was abused by a cartel when he was a kid and he wanted better for them).
dave knows best how media operates. If 'they' need you to do something and you don't then things happen
Same for corporations
Whose they lol
@@samstits8982 ask kanye
@@Pactastic042 ye*****
Dave Chapelle is such an intelligent, raw comidian. Love him.
chilll dave 😂😂
I have no idea what happened at Michael Jackson's house, but if the parents of the kids that spent time there were surprised their kids got more than they bargained for, they were naive at best.
Or hoping for a payout in court...
No real pedophile builds special hospital beds to kids suffering from cancer into their home theaters…
I love Chappelle but I believe them. Same thing we heard about the 60 Cosby victims. Chris Rock said it best " Everyone wants to give him the benefit of doubt but after number 37 it's kinda hard."
@@vitocorleone8323 No most of that documentary has been debunked... they just want a court case
@@vitocorleone8323 ruclips.net/video/CXOfz1YkWeA/видео.html&ab_channel=MarkHostetler
"Bubbles, get those kids the fck outta my house!!!" xDDDD I'm dying at this point xDDDDDDDDDDD
“Then MMMM SKY’S THE LIMIT” best fucking part 😂
I love this dude so much! THE GOAT!!!!!! ❤
I really miss this nasty ass humor.
It’s still around. Andrew Shultz is a good one
We still have it
He looks like a AC repair man
I love Dave Chappelle
"You get stronger everytime I see you!!!" 😂
That jumpsuit he wears is the exact jumpsuit Cook County jail used to give us for work detail in central kitchen. It even looks exactly perfectly faded and over washed same swamp green like ours used to look wtf lol. Something even funnier about that jumpsuit was they had another version with a blue sometimes yellow bar around the waist and shoulders that let you visually identify that the person wearing it is a public jerkoff that might try masterbation any moment so we'd be walking on eggshells when we see one of those even though they were escorted by 2 COs he was still hand cuffed frontwards which is stupid but lawsuits prevailed. We called them ''clappers'' and for shits and giggles we'd give these jumpsuits to noobs on work details it was a riot.
Dave’s voice keeps changing.
Dave mind works on a different plane 🤣😂😂😂😂😂
hahaha dave chappelle is funny as hell
You got served mJ’s balls
Why is Dave dressed liked Luigi?
editing the pitch throws back to the old school dave 🤣
Hollywood *elites* must loooove this
A promoter of their crap sell out. Making light of evil is not ok.
Hes right God sees everything.
Absolutely … especially because Michael never sold out his soul to them! And to be clear, it’s the Cabal Elites that control Hollywood and one must be part of their pedofile ring to become famous.
This is too much !!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You pitch-shifted new Chappelle into young Chappelle.
The uncomfortable silence here is the funny part. I mean…what the hell do people expect?
He was the king of Pop
@@sinewedbastion that too ❤️😎
Is.
Popping pooters maybe .
King of pedos
Is the full show available in Netflix?
broooo heavy chappellleeetes
The secret messages within the comedy of this legend is truly gold ! A real GOAT!
And! You just gonna leave it like that?🤷♂️
“Secret”
Sure
Did the microwave tell you there were embedded messages in a stand up set? 😂
Micheal should have had a polygraph test when he was still alive
Polygraph tests are fallible. It's one of the biggest reasons, as to why they don't use them.
No fucking way mike did that... he was a freak but not a pedo
He didn’t need to. He was already thoroughly investigated. The fbi which is the top department did a complete search and found nothing…. NOTHING. And it was proven under the court of law he was innocent. Leave Michael alone
This man 😍
Lol the voice change makes him sound like 2002 Dave Chappelle
😆😆😆
Dave's ruthless,
I remember Tracy Morgan doing the same exact joke about mj back in the early 2000s
funniest man alive
Jamie Foxx
You are so funny. I love you You make me laugh
Dave sounds like Katt Williams at this pitch.
Broke families and Governments framed a lot of Innocent, super talented people.
2:38 lmao 😂😂
Love this guy