I use to love these recaps b/c they were funny, but I’ve noticed that Lauren also catches all the funny details & editing choices like Arie’s seemingly limited vocabulary (producers shoulda helped a brother out w/ that!), Lauren’s “wows”, Krystal’s sexy active listening sounds, & the Becca on the grey couch (damnnnn, Eagle Eye Zima!) - in a word, Lauren’s AMAZING! Can’t wait to listen to her on the podcast!!!
I LOVE Bekah M, but it's not going to be her at the end. He likes her, but that age difference threw him for a loop. I think he believes that there would be a higher risk of her not committing to the process because she has a lot less to lose. He's said he wants a wife...not a girlfriend, so...
Stephanie Lopez the reason why no one made a big deal about the fact she was 23 was because she didn’t have a connection with Arie like Bekkah does. As Bekkah is STILL THERE. And the other chick who even knows what her name is. Is not.
Stephanie Lopez She was supposedly married and divorced, I heard. If its true, she's a PERFECT example of what happens when 22-23 year olds get married.
Stephanie Lopez But Arie didn't seem smitten with Maquel, so it probably was a none-issue in her case. Everyone's all bothered about Bekah M, though cause it's obvious that there is a lot of attraction there. I've seen his eyes when Kimmel showed her picture...a lot of regret there.
J R And the age might not have been the factor, in her case. Maybe they weren't right for each other or numerous other factors. There have been cases where 17, 18 year olds get married and stay married for decades.
I usually Agree with Lauren but how could u not love Kendall after her convo with Krystal???!!! She was sooooo empathetic and mature. We need more ppl like Kendall . Come on Lauren u can be better than this. 👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾
Exactly what I was going to comment on. In that moment she became my favorite! SO mature and caring and a strong person with deep feelings and no hate in her heart! Kendal for the next Bachelorette!!
well, let me clarifY! i really like kendall and i love that she extended the olive branch, i just thought the whole convo was messy (in a very watchable way!) : )
Lauren, you are unfailingly hilarious in every recap! I especially loved the loooooong drink after "Amazing!" the 18th time... thanks for doing these, I always look forward to your recaps
Lauren B looks, acts, and sounds like (and as the personality of Emily Maynard). Either he just has a type, or he's still hooked on Emily, and going for a mini-clone. :)
I agree about Krystal's moment of self-awareness! Some people were giving her crap saying she didnt learn anything but I think her underlying issue this whole season is her insecurity and not feeling enough, like what she stated in her exit video. And self-awareness is the first step to growth!
Omg I love this so so much!!! Biggest laugh of the day, so thank you. He def needs a thesaurus! On his date with Bekah M he said you know and wow a million times, if it was a drinking game everyone would be blackout in 5mins.
He thinks Lauren b is hot and the girl didn’t say anything! Until the dinner portion. I knew it she just had to have a “real” or putty story for him to give her the rose....
I hope the rumour about Lauren getting picked isn't true. I find her self pity quite annoying including the little rude comments she makes masked behind a sweet face. I just dont it and I dont see anything between them.
Lauren Zima It is! Those four Laurens...not so much. I think the producers did this as a distraction tactic hoping we won't see what a bumbling mess the show has become.
tenplay.com.au/channel-ten/the-bachelorette/season-3/episode-1 this was our last series with actress Sophie Monk (not sure if the link will work), if not just fly over down under! lol
Omg I was so confused about the boat! Lol. At first I was like, "okay, they are on a boat. How fun." And then it was like "wait, they are STAYING on the boat? Weird." Arie's main vocabulary consists of "Amazing", "Awesome", and "I love that!". I saw an interview with him somewhere where he admits this, and says he is working on his vocabulary. Okay. Arie and Lauren's relationship feels forced, yet they are still somehow super into each other? I don't get it. But crazy how Arie opened up about his past! Wow! Jacqueline came out of nowhere but I like her. And now my new favorite person of the whole season is....KENDALL! She is weird, she is real, she is unique, and also not afraid to say how she is feeling and also seems very in tune with who she is as a person. Love her. Lastly, thank you for showing me Ewan McGregor, who is and always will be my number one celeb crush. Sorry for my long winded response, but now that you always read and respond to my comments I thought I'd lay it all out there. (Omg someone cares about my thoughts on the Bachelor! Yay!) Love you Lauren, byyyyeee.
Hey, I'm french and you can tell to your coworker he can work on his french a bit. There's some mistakes there. But I enjoyed watching it. Love Roses and Rosé by the way. Especially this one. It is fun see how you view us french people, very funny.
"Who is Jacqueline?" Yeah that was me too. Btw so strange they are coming to Tuscany, I already recognized some places, on the bicycle in Lucca and I saw Pisa. You kinda need red wine tho, since Tuscany is famous for that ;D
HOLY HOW IS JC SINGLE? Also, from an interview I was watching previously with Bekah M, apparently all the girls, and in this case kendall, have been trying to encourage Kyrstal to show her true side. Bekah M says that insn't the Kyrstal we have lived with.
Actually that boat is pretty darn amazing, its over $1k to stay there a night, there is suites and a resturant and a club all on that boat. Thats some big money to stay there and have it ALL to their self. $$$$ Arie and Chris Harrison stay at the nicer hotels but this would be an awesome stay too.
I love your French! Im also so glad Krystal is gone. Personally this is the best after Bachelor recap show bc youre the only one who says it like it is.
Tatesa Spirit cuz he had Kendall to focus on. I mean tbh after she tried to tear Kendall down like that, its hard to feel bad for her not recieving a hug.
Tatesa Spirit tbh i do think it was a bad choice, but i highly doubt he thought taking her to Scottsdale would make her think he thought she was the one. Also this is arie's season so if he wants to take girls home early thats his choice. Obviously its effect on her further proves shes just not for him.
Tatesa Spirit i never said you couldnt criticize his decision, i only gave my opinon in return to what you said. Also, there was a time not to long ago when a guy/girl would meet the parents on the first date. In fact with almost all of my boyfriends, I met their parents the first if not second date. Although, I do understand that for the Bachelor meeting parents is a big deal. I understand that this makes you think less of Arie, and all I was saying is that I still didnt think Arie's choice changed my vuews of Krystal in any way. I also feel like after al Krystal did, Arie isnt less of a man just because he didnt hug her or show immense sincerety. He was still very polite and its just a hug. Also, Lee never attacked Rachel personally during the show, only kenny. When the Demario situation occured, Rachel didnt hug him goodbye, he hurt her and made a fool of her. When she dismissed him after he tried to come back she was polite but over it. In the same way, Arie was polite, even giving Krystal that second chance to fix herself bygiving her that rose last week.
Hi ! Lauren just to say your french is amazing lol but tell your friend JC i love means j aime on french not j aimais. I love your recap this Always si funny
Honestly, I’m rooting for Tia to not make it to the end. I just love her commentary too much for her to not be back for another season! 😂 Where can I place my votes for her to be the next bachelorette?
I don't appreciate that you put the spoiler in the title. This popped up without me even trying to look for it and I didn't want to know who was sent home during the 2 on 1. Thank you so much.
Just when (after last week's dramatic reading) we thought JC couldn't get any better - he speaks French! omg! Don't send him to The Bachelorette, I'll take him ;)) I cannot agree on that Kendall part, Lauren. I LOVED how she handled Krystal: with class, compassion but in assertive way! Love Kendall! I wanto to be her when I grow up ;D
Lauren, I can clear up some of the confusion for you: he cut everyone who's within 10 years of his age. Sienne is only 9 years younger, so she's the next to go. :)
I've watched every episode this season but I didn't know who the hell Jacqueline was. Did she sneak into the house after the last rose ceremony or something?
JC should be the next bachelor!
Kendal was the best part of the show. She’s too good for Arie! She should be the next Bachelorette!!
Totally agree! :)
I hate how she says "yiz" when meaning to say "yes". like when he was like "Kendall, will you come with me?", she's like "yiz"...
that was cute!
yeah, I think her discussion w/ Krystal was genuine, not patronizing like I've heard people say.
I use to love these recaps b/c they were funny, but I’ve noticed that Lauren also catches all the funny details & editing choices like Arie’s seemingly limited vocabulary (producers shoulda helped a brother out w/ that!), Lauren’s “wows”, Krystal’s sexy active listening sounds, & the Becca on the grey couch (damnnnn, Eagle Eye Zima!) - in a word, Lauren’s AMAZING! Can’t wait to listen to her on the podcast!!!
thank you so much my love!
I spit out my drink laughing out loud when you said "okay....BACK TO THE WAR BOAT!" I found that hilarious- Idk why LOL
breana, THANK YOU! : ) what were you drinking? : )
Wine, of course! Thankfully, it was Pinot Grigio and not red wine ha!
I LOVE Bekah M, but it's not going to be her at the end. He likes her, but that age difference threw him for a loop. I think he believes that there would be a higher risk of her not committing to the process because she has a lot less to lose. He's said he wants a wife...not a girlfriend, so...
James Grey funny considering Maquel is just a year older than Bekah M. 😑😐 and no one made a big deal with her. Ugh
Stephanie Lopez the reason why no one made a big deal about the fact she was 23 was because she didn’t have a connection with Arie like Bekkah does. As Bekkah is STILL THERE. And the other chick who even knows what her name is. Is not.
Stephanie Lopez
She was supposedly married and divorced, I heard. If its true, she's a PERFECT example of what happens when 22-23 year olds get married.
Stephanie Lopez But Arie didn't seem smitten with Maquel, so it probably was a none-issue in her case. Everyone's all bothered about Bekah M, though cause it's obvious that there is a lot of attraction there.
I've seen his eyes when Kimmel showed her picture...a lot of regret there.
J R And the age might not have been the factor, in her case. Maybe they weren't right for each other or numerous other factors. There have been cases where 17, 18 year olds get married and stay married for decades.
Kendall is my 👧. She is very classy!!! Sienne is super beautiful and classy. I hope Kendall and Sienne get everything they want out of life!!!
Your recaps are hands down the best part of the bachelor
emi, thank you! : ) my heart is warmed
I can't be the only one who notices this, but... um, how many times does Arie say "you know" in every episode? XD
we def all have our ticks!!!
You know, head tilt, looking for assurance
I usually Agree with Lauren but how could u not love Kendall after her convo with Krystal???!!! She was sooooo empathetic and mature. We need more ppl like Kendall . Come on Lauren u can be better than this. 👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾
I was thinking the same thing!
Exactly what I was going to comment on. In that moment she became my favorite! SO mature and caring and a strong person with deep feelings and no hate in her heart! Kendal for the next Bachelorette!!
Alicia Mathura Kendall is so sweet and mature!!! I really like Kendall:)
well, let me clarifY! i really like kendall and i love that she extended the olive branch, i just thought the whole convo was messy (in a very watchable way!) : )
Omg yes! My husband and I took pretend shots every time Arie said “amazing” or “difficult” this episode. So many fake shots were taken.
You are the best part of the internet!! I cried my way through this 😂
oh thank you! : )
Zima, I adore your articulate, insightful, and hysterical recaps. Le "amazing."
alayna, thank you! : ) you are tres amazing!
Lauren Zima More Cher PSAs next week, s'il vous plait!
Alayna Siddall I took French 30 years ago & thought "um that's not how you say that".
I seriously love u!!! You crack me up every episode
Me too! I look forward to Roses and Rose More than to the Bachelor! HA! Lauren you are AMAZING - oh dear and Spectacular!
thank you!!!
wendylin, thank you!!!
Lauren, you are unfailingly hilarious in every recap! I especially loved the loooooong drink after "Amazing!" the 18th time... thanks for doing these, I always look forward to your recaps
elle est très talentueuse!
thank you for watching kyla!!! : )
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Oh my god I screenshot that face of Chris Harrison and said get Arie a Thesaurus! I love you Lauren
Lauren B looks, acts, and sounds like (and as the personality of Emily Maynard). Either he just has a type, or he's still hooked on Emily, and going for a mini-clone. :)
nomadchica ditto
I truly agree with your take on Lauren B. Stay tune.
I agree about Krystal's moment of self-awareness! Some people were giving her crap saying she didnt learn anything but I think her underlying issue this whole season is her insecurity and not feeling enough, like what she stated in her exit video. And self-awareness is the first step to growth!
yas!
Yes!! I've been refreshing this page for forever. Couldn't wait to watch Laurens hilarious recaps!!
thank you!!!
JC keeps getting better and better
Omg this uploaded while I was looking for it! Thank goodness I needed this!!
hi stephanie!!!
OMG I finally here when it uploads!!! Literally love you so much Lauren, your recaps literally make my day
Did you get the notification? What did you think of this weeks episode?
thank you for watching! hope you got the notification! : )
Omg I love this so so much!!! Biggest laugh of the day, so thank you. He def needs a thesaurus! On his date with Bekah M he said you know and wow a million times, if it was a drinking game everyone would be blackout in 5mins.
tres true!
HI I am Canadian i speak fluent french and it's not j'aimais it's j'aime le pain français
Juliette Apollon hahahah in what world is this fluent french 😂😂😂
chikitanumber1 oupss i mean i am fluent in french
THANK YOU, I'm 50/50 francophone and anglophone, fluent in both. I'm so happy someone brought that up it was bugging me
yes hahha I understood what you meant, I am also french canadian and couldnt understand anything he was saying lol
chikitanumber1 lol isn’t that what all French people say about Canadian French
Girl am more excited to watch you than watch the bachelor , Ive been waiting for you all day .
suzy, thank you!
Miss you doing these recaps, You are so hilarious 😂😂😂
Love this recap, thank you for the video!!!
thank YOU Ceci!
JC is so cute I'm dying
he's the best!
He thinks Lauren b is hot and the girl didn’t say anything! Until the dinner portion. I knew it she just had to have a “real” or putty story for him to give her the rose....
I hope the rumour about Lauren getting picked isn't true. I find her self pity quite annoying including the little rude comments she makes masked behind a sweet face. I just dont it and I dont see anything between them.
Your recap it’s seriously the best! The most honest, funny. Im in italy and I follow the show thanks to you lauren! Thank you ❤️❤️❤️
"Long-hair Bekah"😂😂😂
easiest way to distinguish!!
Lauren Zima It is! Those four Laurens...not so much. I think the producers did this as a distraction tactic hoping we won't see what a bumbling mess the show has become.
good effort JC! completely wrong, but he’s a hottie... he could blend! 😏
How could he send Chelsea home when he could have eliminated Lauren or Jacqueline instead? I'm losing faith in Arie's decisions by the second
I'm happy to get a double dose of you this week with the Bachelor Party podcast :D
hi corinne! thank you!
Love the recaps Lauren! Given up on watching the actual show, fell asleep last time I watched 😂
thanks for being here amy!
Yes!!! Always waiting for this vid 😂
Yes hannah!!!
this makes my day! 😊 best recap ever haha! also I second you on the moulin rouge thing hahaha
03:10 in was a big moment for me! :) ruclips.net/video/Rn0xXo1gwGY/видео.html
Lauren I love your recaps so much!!
thanks missy!
Lauren, I love you!! Wish you could do this for the Australian Bachelor Series xo
omg where can i watch?!?!
tenplay.com.au/channel-ten/the-bachelorette/season-3/episode-1 this was our last series with actress Sophie Monk (not sure if the link will work), if not just fly over down under! lol
Omg I was so confused about the boat! Lol. At first I was like, "okay, they are on a boat. How fun." And then it was like "wait, they are STAYING on the boat? Weird." Arie's main vocabulary consists of "Amazing", "Awesome", and "I love that!". I saw an interview with him somewhere where he admits this, and says he is working on his vocabulary. Okay. Arie and Lauren's relationship feels forced, yet they are still somehow super into each other? I don't get it. But crazy how Arie opened up about his past! Wow! Jacqueline came out of nowhere but I like her. And now my new favorite person of the whole season is....KENDALL! She is weird, she is real, she is unique, and also not afraid to say how she is feeling and also seems very in tune with who she is as a person. Love her.
Lastly, thank you for showing me Ewan McGregor, who is and always will be my number one celeb crush. Sorry for my long winded response, but now that you always read and respond to my comments I thought I'd lay it all out there. (Omg someone cares about my thoughts on the Bachelor! Yay!) Love you Lauren, byyyyeee.
hi erin! : ))))
I love your recaps! Sending love from Sweden 😊
hi miriam!!!
I love long hair Becca! It hurts my heart to see/hear her crying like that :(
same!
Honestly look forward to this more than the bachelor!
Je suis le bibliotheque LMFAO 😂😂😂 your French still good tho Lauren. love!
hahahaha thanks rosa!
+Lauren Zima 😍😍😍
If you don’t think Kendall was the person to confront Krystal, say that to to all of social media that’s been praising her.
Hey, I'm french and you can tell to your coworker he can work on his french a bit. There's some mistakes there. But I enjoyed watching it. Love Roses and Rosé by the way. Especially this one. It is fun see how you view us french people, very funny.
Why am i watching this is 2019?
Aaaahhhhmaaazingggg hmmm ahhh yeaah hahah you are hilarious af! Zimaaa 👏🏼😘
thank you Abril!
"Who is Jacqueline?" Yeah that was me too. Btw so strange they are coming to Tuscany, I already recognized some places, on the bicycle in Lucca and I saw Pisa. You kinda need red wine tho, since Tuscany is famous for that ;D
woohoo!!!!
Oh Lauren, you crack me up darling. I loveeeeee you.
Loveeee YOU augustina!
HOLY HOW IS JC SINGLE? Also, from an interview I was watching previously with Bekah M, apparently all the girls, and in this case kendall, have been trying to encourage Kyrstal to show her true side. Bekah M says that insn't the Kyrstal we have lived with.
interesting! do you have a link?
I've seen that too, short hair Bekah says that here ruclips.net/video/lB8NyWtsa6M/видео.htmlm24s
Sometimes I don’t even watch the episodes but I never miss Lauren’s recap😂🌹
Actually that boat is pretty darn amazing, its over $1k to stay there a night, there is suites and a resturant and a club all on that boat. Thats some big money to stay there and have it ALL to their self. $$$$ Arie and Chris Harrison stay at the nicer hotels but this would be an awesome stay too.
I don’t see her as the bachelorette
Your hair is whats amazing! :D
oh thank you! : )
You made this season worth watching :P
I love Lauren!! 💕literally makes my day everyday!
Laughed so hard! Love this!
thanks for watching Irina!
Ahhh I love you girl!! So much fun watching you!
thank you my dear!
I love your French! Im also so glad Krystal is gone. Personally this is the best after Bachelor recap show bc youre the only one who says it like it is.
Tatesa Spirit cuz he had Kendall to focus on. I mean tbh after she tried to tear Kendall down like that, its hard to feel bad for her not recieving a hug.
Tatesa Spirit tbh i do think it was a bad choice, but i highly doubt he thought taking her to Scottsdale would make her think he thought she was the one. Also this is arie's season so if he wants to take girls home early thats his choice. Obviously its effect on her further proves shes just not for him.
Tatesa Spirit i never said you couldnt criticize his decision, i only gave my opinon in return to what you said. Also, there was a time not to long ago when a guy/girl would meet the parents on the first date. In fact with almost all of my boyfriends, I met their parents the first if not second date. Although, I do understand that for the Bachelor meeting parents is a big deal. I understand that this makes you think less of Arie, and all I was saying is that I still didnt think Arie's choice changed my vuews of Krystal in any way. I also feel like after al Krystal did, Arie isnt less of a man just because he didnt hug her or show immense sincerety. He was still very polite and its just a hug. Also, Lee never attacked Rachel personally during the show, only kenny. When the Demario situation occured, Rachel didnt hug him goodbye, he hurt her and made a fool of her. When she dismissed him after he tried to come back she was polite but over it. In the same way, Arie was polite, even giving Krystal that second chance to fix herself bygiving her that rose last week.
thank you for watching!
i was surprised!!!
Hi ! Lauren just to say your french is amazing lol but tell your friend JC i love means j aime on french not j aimais. I love your recap this Always si funny
yasss!
You’re awesome Lauren!!!
thank you beauty!!!
Will miss Krystal and her strange vague philosophical musings that don't make much sense 😪
agreed!
Love thiss!!!
Honestly, I’m rooting for Tia to not make it to the end. I just love her commentary too much for her to not be back for another season! 😂 Where can I place my votes for her to be the next bachelorette?
yas!
Lauren you are AMAZINGLY funny!
thanky ou marlene!
I don’t even watch the show anymore as Arie is too boring. I just like Lauren’s recaps 🙂
philicia hanna The most BORING... bachelor EVER, Fina.
thank you for watching!
I don't appreciate that you put the spoiler in the title. This popped up without me even trying to look for it and I didn't want to know who was sent home during the 2 on 1. Thank you so much.
Emily Hoffman why would you watch a recap before the episode? She’s not responsible for YOUR poor judgment. 🤦♀️
Get over it, lol. It's just a show.
the spoiler is in the title of the video, people. it's not because she watched the recap. 🤦🏽♀️
BACK TO THE WAR BOAT
:D
MEET YOU THERE!
honestly, these videos are better than the bach eps
Just when (after last week's dramatic reading) we thought JC couldn't get any better - he speaks French! omg! Don't send him to The Bachelorette, I'll take him ;))
I cannot agree on that Kendall part, Lauren. I LOVED how she handled Krystal: with class, compassion but in assertive way! Love Kendall! I wanto to be her when I grow up ;D
isn't jc amazing? : ) i like kendall too!
Lauren Zima he’s very sweet 🌹
I know 😉 she was perfect for 2 on 1
i would love to stay on that boat! sigh
This episode was awesome.
Lauren, I can clear up some of the confusion for you: he cut everyone who's within 10 years of his age. Sienne is only 9 years younger, so she's the next to go. :)
oh interesting!
hahaha I love you so much xD best recap
love you, carolina!
This season is a trainwreck😂
I don't know I just can't believe Arie is looking for a wife!
well, he isn't. just like most previous bachelors
Is Arie wearing bronzer? It’s driving me crazy!
lmfao!
He does look shiny
J.C is not fluent. Stop lying 😂😂it is not "J'AIMAIS " it is "J'AIME "
What the hell was Lauren B so upset about... like does she not like Tuscany? What was happening here lol? 😂
Lauren I love you, I only watch the bachelor so I can hear your reactions. Je voudrais plus Lauren, sil vous plait!
oh love you!!! : )
he was saying je mai not j'aime lolllllll
a lot of his french was wrong....
You would be a great teacher lol
OKAY JC FOR BACHELOR HES WAY MORE ENTERTAINING
Omg I fucking love this host she’s so funny and true. Hilarious
Isn't that girl 7:03 one of those twins from the other Bachelor Season?
Davies Sidney Nope. Her name is Lauren B. Although I kinda do see a resemblance between her and the twins though.
I swear this show is more entertaining than the actual show
I've watched every episode this season but I didn't know who the hell Jacqueline was. Did she sneak into the house after the last rose ceremony or something?
Ur so beautiful love your hair😍😍
oh, thank you! : )
Love this episode but that croissant looks hella dry 🤐
omg it WAS : ) bought it in the morning to film at night lol
k but wasn’t it weird that Arie didn’t walk krystal out to the car or something lol
i was surprised!!!
Lauren Zima glad i wasn’t the only one - i was laughing because him and kendall just waved bye 😂😂😂
*Beyonce voice* Becca with the long hair
I love her so much!!!
I look at LZ and I see that ring and think "OK yeah. We are doing alright in this world if someone already handled that situation."
i'm not sure i know what this means but thank you? : )
FINALLY!!! OR finalement😉Holy ish JC!
right?!?!
Have you ever done stand up? I feel like you'd be a natural!
not standup but did improv comedy for many years! : ) thank you for watching!
WHY DO YOU SPOIL THE EPISODE IN THE TITLE???
I think most men do operate on attraction & chemistry when it comes to seeking out a partner.