HOOD ASMR MOVIE DEALER (The Movie) [3]

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  • Опубликовано: 19 сен 2024
  • What's going on my man, I got these movies I'm tryna come up off.. So what do ya think? Dope right? Yeaaahh..
    ASMR is to help you relax, sleep and study.
    Hood ASMR is well.. the same thing but you know.. Hood.

Комментарии • 754

  • @dexteritygaming1008
    @dexteritygaming1008 Год назад +60

    I hate that he doesn’t get as much views anymore I don’t know why. He’s so good, fun and underrated. I hope people appreciate his stuff like before.

  • @darylbarbieri
    @darylbarbieri 4 года назад +1271

    CEO of what’s going on man

  • @DevlinsLeven
    @DevlinsLeven 4 года назад +680

    This guy need more views

  • @christiancrowder4214
    @christiancrowder4214 4 года назад +665

    “All those pretty girls, licking the ears’n stuff, gettin’ all freaky and nasty with’em” 😂

  • @RatLordOmega
    @RatLordOmega 4 года назад +864

    Man I wish I got some of these HOT deals.

    • @khi5674
      @khi5674 4 года назад +4

      OmegaTimberwolf Gaming exactly

    • @xXxThelegend27xXx
      @xXxThelegend27xXx 4 года назад +5

      I know! Lmao when he pulled out the 4K webcam for $50 I was like “damn man gimme!”

    • @Unknxwngxxt
      @Unknxwngxxt 4 года назад

      iii

    • @Jamauryqueen14
      @Jamauryqueen14 4 года назад

      Ik

    • @kevinram19
      @kevinram19 4 года назад +2

      senwyd was a great night and a great day for y’all

  • @alonz0_j_enriquez988
    @alonz0_j_enriquez988 4 года назад +902

    I wish this dude was a type of wandering villager in Minecraft

    • @AxfireYT
      @AxfireYT 4 года назад +65

      Minecraft: Hood Edition

    • @stewartguthzeit6222
      @stewartguthzeit6222 3 года назад +34

      Uhhh I'll let you take it for 20 emerald🤣

    • @kdubs-7037
      @kdubs-7037 3 года назад +7

      Hood villager 🤣🤣🤣

    • @AxfireYT
      @AxfireYT 3 года назад +11

      @Comrade Vadim They'll have to get through every single military defense first.

    • @brandonwilliams5936
      @brandonwilliams5936 3 года назад +3

      Bro highkey he would be the most perfect plug for stuff

  • @jb-jw4kv
    @jb-jw4kv 4 года назад +180

    7:20 "i'll let this go for just 499.... 4 hundred and 9 hundred 99 dollars" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joezmadam8865
    @joezmadam8865 4 года назад +1622

    ay i got that ps5 thing costs 1000 but since you my homie i’ll give it to you for uhh 20

    • @Dee_Lopez
      @Dee_Lopez 4 года назад +10

      scRonnie lmaoo

    • @ShowdemRxbb
      @ShowdemRxbb 4 года назад +7

      scRonnie hahahaa

    • @exposmumblejungle282
      @exposmumblejungle282 4 года назад +1

      100th like, you're welcome!

    • @Kingmationproductionz
      @Kingmationproductionz 4 года назад +24

      Damn he must be smashing my girl or i rented out Disney World with the crew and he's trying to go if I'm getting these discounts 😂😂😂

    • @foreignrushhy9910
      @foreignrushhy9910 4 года назад +11

      ANC ASTRO just stfu and go with the comment

  • @dereekk__3112
    @dereekk__3112 4 года назад +434

    Man got a whole thrift store in his puffer 😂

    • @brockdep85
      @brockdep85 3 года назад +12

      Lmao

    • @th3lastpr1nce87
      @th3lastpr1nce87 3 года назад +9

      Bro 🤣🤣.....puffer!? But i don't mind

    • @sly5633
      @sly5633 3 года назад +11

      Keep everything on you in the hood, don’t want none of your shit being robbed from your house while you sellin the entire Shrek collection on DVD. Keep that shit on you.

    • @lagod63
      @lagod63 3 года назад

      Just hearing the word “puffer” sounds funny as hell 😭

    • @samuraiscxxbz5271
      @samuraiscxxbz5271 3 года назад

      He gotta whole mall in his jacket

  • @coco-dv3yb
    @coco-dv3yb 4 года назад +379

    i fr appreciate u for not even putting a single ad on this video but i still wouldnt mind watching it just to let u earn a lil bread

    • @Samuel-np4pp
      @Samuel-np4pp 4 года назад +7

      Francis Amodia yeah fr put them ads up in there get that revenue g We don’t mind watching it to get u a lil 💰

    • @jamieryan1178
      @jamieryan1178 4 года назад +3

      RUclipsrs make like 0.6 of a cent from ads if not less.

    • @rangoon2
      @rangoon2 3 года назад

      That's why its only a little

    • @purplevine331
      @purplevine331 3 года назад +6

      @@jamieryan1178 but the number of views makes a huge difference 🤦‍♂️

    • @Fatih-ot5ur
      @Fatih-ot5ur 3 года назад +1

      @@purplevine331 yes and the length of the video probably

  • @j-swae5105
    @j-swae5105 4 года назад +643

    so yeah got that "hood asmr 4 the movie"
    imma have to let that go for about uhh 20 dollas but for you imma let it slide 3 dollas

  • @CptFadam
    @CptFadam 4 года назад +927

    Calling out the female asmr creators for getting freaky on the 3DIO 😂😂

    • @PhysicallyDetarded
      @PhysicallyDetarded 4 года назад +50

      They get very into it sometimes to say the least...

    • @cavern6655
      @cavern6655 4 года назад +28

      @@garretttoothaker1138 I like how RUclips demonetized people for saying don't but there are literally dildo asmrs

    • @tobi3983
      @tobi3983 3 года назад +5

      I was dying ngl 💀💀💀💀

    • @rulinghand2166
      @rulinghand2166 3 года назад +1

      @SavThaGoon and get mad

    • @dangerous_tumor3
      @dangerous_tumor3 2 года назад +4

      @SavThaGoon nah misogynists like you sexualize women so much and blame it on them

  • @fallonleon2928
    @fallonleon2928 4 года назад +254

    I got DBZ Kakarot. I usually would let this go for 60 but since you my top dog. Imma let it go for 25.99 *puts game in jacket aggressively*

    • @obumpywave
      @obumpywave 4 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @octopusasmr4657
      @octopusasmr4657 4 года назад +10

      *D O P E R I G H T*

    • @dolpeeen
      @dolpeeen 4 года назад +1

      Octopus ASMR YEAA

    • @bruggbruh
      @bruggbruh 3 года назад +2

      i got dragon ball z budokai tenkaichi 4 english version dubbed by me and its 500 dollars, but for you my friend, its 50 cents.

  • @tjrizzo4642
    @tjrizzo4642 4 года назад +129

    came for the asmr, stayed for the top quality humor. Hard to relax when you're making me laugh every 5 minutes 🤣

  • @keego3917
    @keego3917 4 года назад +357

    You had me at “Lion King” but lost me at “Improved”

    • @Lelei808
      @Lelei808 4 года назад +4

      Novice same lol

    • @bigco4615
      @bigco4615 4 года назад +5

      Novice LMAO

    • @cartierscomplex664
      @cartierscomplex664 3 года назад +3

      They had us in the first half, ngl

    • @gamingclaws5996
      @gamingclaws5996 3 года назад +4

      He said improved first then Lion King so how did he lose you after improved????

    • @liros3254
      @liros3254 3 года назад

      nice

  • @natek9433
    @natek9433 4 года назад +111

    he's been selling us the same ps4 controller and I just noticed that

  • @anthonymontes4267
    @anthonymontes4267 4 года назад +103

    He is a legend for these asmr Movies

  • @nathancheek1234
    @nathancheek1234 4 года назад +275

    Yo he put them all in this movie. That's dope right

    • @Noofizz
      @Noofizz 4 года назад +1

      Nathan Cheek, III “yeah thought so”

  • @enbh5983
    @enbh5983 4 года назад +43

    8:40 omfg that scared me

  • @dawncortes3521
    @dawncortes3521 3 года назад +26

    Homie has the whole damn conner store in his pocket

  • @justmal_low3307
    @justmal_low3307 3 года назад +54

    This man made a whole movie. Such dedication and care for his viewers. Props to you man you deserve a lot more subs

  • @khi5674
    @khi5674 4 года назад +49

    When he said the price was 500 hundred dollars for the ears then he walked off and said “only” 600 I died

  • @lyrex6639
    @lyrex6639 4 года назад +33

    What more can I say, guy brings the discounts!

  • @oscarmeza170
    @oscarmeza170 3 года назад +8

    props to this guy for putting so much effort and energy on this one video this is a true asmr artist he deserves more love and attention good job man

  • @JaguarsFanaticong
    @JaguarsFanaticong 3 года назад +5

    8:03 when it's my first time being on crack

  • @joebaxter1936
    @joebaxter1936 4 года назад +47

    Asmr Sensei: Charges Fast as what??...
    Me: A crackhead?
    Asmr Sensei: Lightning 😂

  • @GIBBONBMX
    @GIBBONBMX 3 года назад +13

    Legend has it this man is still letting things slide

  • @neezynoryu2003
    @neezynoryu2003 3 года назад +9

    1:35 that is the smoothest thing I've ever seen in my entire life

  • @Acerak420BlazeIt
    @Acerak420BlazeIt Год назад +4

    they really do be going buck wild on those things

  • @hib452
    @hib452 4 года назад +32

    This whole series is gettin kinda meta!

    • @keify3919
      @keify3919 4 года назад +1

      fax🔥🔥🔥

    • @SAVUFILMS
      @SAVUFILMS 3 года назад

      ... Don't ruin meta for me

  • @dreddeon
    @dreddeon 4 года назад +57

    the legend himself
    “i got that already”

  • @jackgrim6267
    @jackgrim6267 4 года назад +7

    "You can have both these fitties, fa fohty" 😂 I love this man

  • @kratoschaos7260
    @kratoschaos7260 4 года назад +33

    The only entertaining ASMRtist out there 🚫🧢

  • @ogi8018
    @ogi8018 4 года назад +40

    You would be a great comedian. You even got that sense(i) for ASMR😂👍

  • @ohnoiburntmytamales4971
    @ohnoiburntmytamales4971 4 года назад +33

    THE ENTIRE SHREK COLLECTION???

    • @AxfireYT
      @AxfireYT 4 года назад +1

      I'll take your entire stock

    • @kuhskii
      @kuhskii 4 года назад +1

      Ill take your entire stock, and some more.

  • @paualamar
    @paualamar 4 года назад +12

    I sometimes have ASMR Playing on the background while gaming, i like to think it helps me not get as frustrated as I would without it.
    Today I had this playing while facing AGAIN, Ornstein & Smough at Soul Level 1 (pyromancer, my first time trying this challenge run) a boss fight i have been struggling with for WEEKS and I finally made it.
    Thank you so much.
    And I actually payed attention to some parts of the video and this looks promising, i think im gonna binge watch the Hood playlist later today.

  • @pandaisgo8901
    @pandaisgo8901 3 года назад +5

    "now you need to look fresh" slowly pulls out every jordan merchandise ever made

  • @emandgokuislit3471
    @emandgokuislit3471 4 года назад +26

    This should be a real movie

    • @notjustiny6735
      @notjustiny6735 4 года назад

      Pretty sure it'd be like Cats

    • @ajnwins
      @ajnwins 3 года назад

      @@notjustiny6735 Cats is ass

  • @DarthZane89
    @DarthZane89 4 года назад +4

    Hump dayyyyyy. Perfectly timed video I needed this

  • @xendetic
    @xendetic 4 года назад +18

    but where are the rocks, huh? 👀

  • @lewisallison6065
    @lewisallison6065 4 года назад +9

    Second time here but I can’t stop watching

  • @havierbatista4136
    @havierbatista4136 4 года назад +48

    Freaky nasty 😂😂

    • @freddo4304
      @freddo4304 4 года назад +1

      He pulled out the 3dio I think of 2 things
      A: I bet he locked that off camera
      B: it's me *dio*

  • @dsd7738
    @dsd7738 3 года назад +7

    Lmao killing me how he disappears in the dark like batman

  • @tariqwalker1247
    @tariqwalker1247 3 года назад +6

    The definition of "not all heroes wear capes"

  • @187train
    @187train 3 года назад +3

    “You aren’t gonna find any rocks in here man, it’s a barber shop, I shouldn’t even be here” 😂😂😂

  • @simplydivine5612
    @simplydivine5612 3 года назад +6

    And here we are, returning, with the new knowledge that Mr. Rocks is more than just a crackhead...
    The lore man, it's deep.

  • @darkcadia125
    @darkcadia125 4 года назад +8

    Honestly, at this point I don't think Mr. Rocks is looking for drugs I think he looking for Infinity Stones. Think about it you could get drugs from any dealer but he so persistent and wont leave the movie dealer alone also, have you seen some of the stuff dude be pulling out his jacket? He got a whole universe in there. I'm just saying, Mr. Rocks' power level probably equivalent to Mastered Ultra Instinct Goku, he could probably destroy the universe with just one Infinity Stone.

    • @the05thatasked52
      @the05thatasked52 Год назад

      Imagine Mr rocks is omnipotent or something and he's just a troll

  • @SAVUFILMS
    @SAVUFILMS 3 года назад +5

    If tingles was a currency This guy would made us millions

  • @jaydenwall6009
    @jaydenwall6009 4 года назад +13

    Hood Asmr the movie!!, I got that already. For you 5 dollars. Nah but for real your videos really awesome man, keep them coming 🤙🏼🤙🏼

  • @prodigy3059
    @prodigy3059 4 года назад +7

    It’s so funny because I’ve been to the barbershop in the background LOL

  • @imfelipe
    @imfelipe 3 года назад +5

    im pretty sure this man owns the line “Whats goin on ma man”

  • @marcotvasmr
    @marcotvasmr 4 года назад +7

    Here in Italy it’s time to go to sleep, and with this video it will be very easy. 💤

  • @ceerekickz
    @ceerekickz 4 года назад +104

    To that one person who disliked, why?
    43 dislikes, why? Why would you click the video if you just gon hate.

    • @user-dp8ru6qz1w
      @user-dp8ru6qz1w 4 года назад +17

      I think it was the crackhead, guess he couldn't get his "rocks".

    • @ceerekickz
      @ceerekickz 4 года назад +2

      Lt. Toxicity 😂

    • @toxicrook
      @toxicrook 4 года назад +3

      Disliking isnt hate tho

    • @ovrdsng
      @ovrdsng 4 года назад +5

      Constructive criticism

    • @overwhelming5711
      @overwhelming5711 4 года назад

      Fax

  • @antonioquiles6717
    @antonioquiles6717 4 года назад +18

    Imagine going to cop from my boy here and the quality is that of a bootleg of a bootleg of that of another bootleg 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤯🤯🤯

  • @pulpyorangejuice515
    @pulpyorangejuice515 4 года назад +7

    I like how the case costs less than some of the individual movies

  • @reaper4131
    @reaper4131 4 года назад +4

    Damn this shit really is a movie, i cant believe mr rocks was an undercover all along

  • @reeserebels4325
    @reeserebels4325 4 года назад +3

    10:05 the Hodge Twin reference was tuff lol 💪🏿💯💯💯

    • @LuhQuannie
      @LuhQuannie 4 года назад +1

      I was starting to think no one noticed😭

  • @Taco_Bell_Warrior
    @Taco_Bell_Warrior 4 года назад +51

    So I got iron man 4: resurrection dope right. I would usually let that go for about 15 dollars but for you since you my top dawg I’mma let that go for 10.

    • @freddo4304
      @freddo4304 4 года назад

      10 what I'll take it for *anything* !!

    • @gabepierce6684
      @gabepierce6684 3 года назад +2

      I would give you a kidney for that

    • @chyearyan
      @chyearyan 3 года назад

      @@freddo4304 iiiiiiii

  • @DannyArevalo1
    @DannyArevalo1 3 года назад +2

    Not only is this relaxing but I laughed so many times watching this. Dude is lowkey hilarious 😂.

  • @mangekyousharingan66
    @mangekyousharingan66 4 года назад +21

    "What's goin on my man i got these movies im tryna hook up off"

  • @lotsofissuesjonathan7811
    @lotsofissuesjonathan7811 4 года назад +3

    I love these videos there my favorite asmr videos out rn they make me sleepy af cant wait till u drop another one

  • @MrMcBandgeek
    @MrMcBandgeek 3 года назад +7

    Low key these are some good deals tho

  • @sleepmeditation147
    @sleepmeditation147 4 года назад +10

    Watching this while drinking whiskey.

  • @enrriqueayala824
    @enrriqueayala824 Год назад +2

    The most underrated ASMRist! Love your videos bro!

  • @tobiashaurum3611
    @tobiashaurum3611 3 года назад +4

    51:25 Am i the only one who heard that? "Mewnegro"?!

  • @tomassanchez5622
    @tomassanchez5622 4 года назад +10

    i watch this guy every night, what a legend. give that person some rocks my man

  • @Kcoolin
    @Kcoolin 3 года назад +2

    The hood movie dealer is the biggest philanthropist there is. He jacks down prices just for us!

  • @dizzy259
    @dizzy259 3 года назад +3

    he has everything half the actual price that’s awesome😂😂😂

  • @amakeawishkid3625
    @amakeawishkid3625 3 года назад +1

    Man one of the nicest people in the hood deals in the world ong

  • @d_thekidx662
    @d_thekidx662 3 года назад +3

    Woah calm down Jamal, don’t pull out the nine

  • @eloseller444
    @eloseller444 4 года назад +16

    Ive actually been in the place in the background lol

  • @Jae-bi5ik
    @Jae-bi5ik 2 года назад +3

    I love you man. Watching your videos makes me remember good days, warm days. Where i could just rest. I hope i get to meet you one day :)

    • @asmr-sensei
      @asmr-sensei  2 года назад

      I'm glad to be of help to you!

  • @-ninjanOodlez
    @-ninjanOodlez 3 года назад +6

    21:26 I don’t mean to get all caps, BUT DID YOU LITERALLY JUST REFERENCE BLADES OF GLORY WITH THAT VERTICOLI BRUSH SCENE? SERIOUSLY? Dude when I was young, I watched that scene so many times just because of the ASMR-inducing trigger I get from it! It’s one of my first ASMR experiences way before there was a name for it! When you were talking about the brush and you’re slowly starting to segue to it I was just like.... wait a minute... hold up... no way. Is he really gonn-he just did. I *_knew_* subbing to you is not a mistake! You’re awesome, man.

    • @asmr-sensei
      @asmr-sensei  3 года назад +1

      My favorite part of the movie. I'm glad you caught that part. 😁👌

  • @FaKe_Shotterz
    @FaKe_Shotterz 4 года назад +10

    My man prob has a "ENEMY AC130" inside his jacket

  • @codelz187
    @codelz187 4 года назад +1

    the comedy alone earned my sub

  • @amirikvngg
    @amirikvngg 3 года назад +1

    usually go to sleep abt like 3am this dude made me sleep at 11pm

  • @BetaXeeta
    @BetaXeeta 3 года назад +1

    Services so good I spend three hours discussing movie deals

  • @MelodicEgghead
    @MelodicEgghead 3 года назад +3

    A true salesman... none of that BUY THIS NOW screaming nonsense...Sells you exactly what you want and need in a very quiet pleasant tone!!!

  • @justinclaan7488
    @justinclaan7488 4 года назад +8

    Your a really good asmr artist

  • @kissesstra
    @kissesstra 4 года назад +1

    *Nobody*
    -Not even a single soul-
    *Me I'm in the ghetto*
    *Ratatata Ratatata*

  • @davidbujak7056
    @davidbujak7056 4 года назад +6

    literally the only thing to make me sleep

  • @lissethcastellanos7726
    @lissethcastellanos7726 4 года назад +1

    Him trying to think of a name for the charger had me dead🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @samirajubi9819
    @samirajubi9819 4 года назад +1

    Only 10 minutes in but i had to subscribe... this is creative asff😂😂 especially the dave chappelle crackhead refrenceee😂😂😂

  • @TIMESAUCE6
    @TIMESAUCE6 4 года назад +1

    I clicked on this video to be entertained...found my self dozing off

  • @2cuppduggofficial
    @2cuppduggofficial 3 года назад +11

    This guy is a gem for the asmr community no doubt one the goats

  • @kinsin470
    @kinsin470 4 года назад +35

    Lemme get dbz kakarot full price from you, then we have a deal my man

  • @PenguinoTheGreatBambino
    @PenguinoTheGreatBambino 3 года назад +1

    Is no one gonna talk about how funny the crackhead in the back is😂

  • @youractualfather515
    @youractualfather515 4 года назад +10

    When he pulled out them forces i really felt like i was talking to the hood tech dealer

  • @bokoboi1225
    @bokoboi1225 4 года назад +1

    Dude these are so great. Keep em coming my man 👍

  • @MrErikAvA
    @MrErikAvA 3 года назад +1

    47:03 POV: ur my mom asking what the hell i'm looking for in the kitchen at 2 am on a monday night.

  • @breaddough76
    @breaddough76 4 года назад +6

    Me: hmm this or should I watch another movie yh this

  • @dhzilla6049
    @dhzilla6049 4 года назад +1

    Can we just agree that mans deals r insane, id buy it all

    • @autonomousfortune753
      @autonomousfortune753 3 года назад

      Irl if some wireless earbuds are $20 than it is either stolen or very cheap. Especially $40 for $100 ps gift card. That bih would’ve been used already

  • @fastlifeeglo
    @fastlifeeglo 3 года назад

    This man is the goat

  • @griffineloriaga2426
    @griffineloriaga2426 4 года назад +4

    43:08 *frustration*

  • @stonedfloridaman3901
    @stonedfloridaman3901 4 года назад +1

    That barber shop looking fresh af 🚫 🧢

  • @mikhal.riggins
    @mikhal.riggins 4 года назад +1

    Best asmr series out there 😀

  • @itzwhittywonder7455
    @itzwhittywonder7455 4 года назад +1

    Keep it up with the Movie Dealer, these are great videos bro!

  • @bleepblarp275
    @bleepblarp275 4 года назад +1

    I find myself everytime I watch these saying what’s goin on ma man, before you say it as an instinct

  • @SheLovesDomSTK
    @SheLovesDomSTK 4 года назад +2

    Love these fr fr

  • @milesthekid9830
    @milesthekid9830 4 года назад +6

    This ain’t no asmr, this is him just subtly flexing all of the shit he’s got lmao 💀