HOOD ASMR MOVIE DEALER (The Movie) [3]
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- Опубликовано: 19 сен 2024
- What's going on my man, I got these movies I'm tryna come up off.. So what do ya think? Dope right? Yeaaahh..
ASMR is to help you relax, sleep and study.
Hood ASMR is well.. the same thing but you know.. Hood.
I hate that he doesn’t get as much views anymore I don’t know why. He’s so good, fun and underrated. I hope people appreciate his stuff like before.
CEO of what’s going on man
CEO of letting it go for $20
CEO having movies he’s trying to come up off
CEO of “usually I’d sell this for__ but for you...___
Cam Cam “
CEO of "its dope, roght?"
This guy need more views
And way more subs
He need views like that crackhead need rocks shit what an OG channel
@@octopusasmr4657 he needs aleast 1 million
I agree
@@octopusasmr4657 I agree
“All those pretty girls, licking the ears’n stuff, gettin’ all freaky and nasty with’em” 😂
Where does he say that😂
@@RedHatASMR 5:59
Haha thats soo true tho
They be going buckwild on these things 🤣🤣
@@RedHatASMR
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Man I wish I got some of these HOT deals.
OmegaTimberwolf Gaming exactly
I know! Lmao when he pulled out the 4K webcam for $50 I was like “damn man gimme!”
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Ik
senwyd was a great night and a great day for y’all
I wish this dude was a type of wandering villager in Minecraft
Minecraft: Hood Edition
Uhhh I'll let you take it for 20 emerald🤣
Hood villager 🤣🤣🤣
@Comrade Vadim They'll have to get through every single military defense first.
Bro highkey he would be the most perfect plug for stuff
7:20 "i'll let this go for just 499.... 4 hundred and 9 hundred 99 dollars" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ay i got that ps5 thing costs 1000 but since you my homie i’ll give it to you for uhh 20
scRonnie lmaoo
scRonnie hahahaa
100th like, you're welcome!
Damn he must be smashing my girl or i rented out Disney World with the crew and he's trying to go if I'm getting these discounts 😂😂😂
ANC ASTRO just stfu and go with the comment
Man got a whole thrift store in his puffer 😂
Lmao
Bro 🤣🤣.....puffer!? But i don't mind
Keep everything on you in the hood, don’t want none of your shit being robbed from your house while you sellin the entire Shrek collection on DVD. Keep that shit on you.
Just hearing the word “puffer” sounds funny as hell 😭
He gotta whole mall in his jacket
i fr appreciate u for not even putting a single ad on this video but i still wouldnt mind watching it just to let u earn a lil bread
Francis Amodia yeah fr put them ads up in there get that revenue g We don’t mind watching it to get u a lil 💰
RUclipsrs make like 0.6 of a cent from ads if not less.
That's why its only a little
@@jamieryan1178 but the number of views makes a huge difference 🤦♂️
@@purplevine331 yes and the length of the video probably
so yeah got that "hood asmr 4 the movie"
imma have to let that go for about uhh 20 dollas but for you imma let it slide 3 dollas
😂😂
That’s pretty dope
Aight heres the dollas
Dope right?
and .29 cents.
Calling out the female asmr creators for getting freaky on the 3DIO 😂😂
They get very into it sometimes to say the least...
@@garretttoothaker1138 I like how RUclips demonetized people for saying don't but there are literally dildo asmrs
I was dying ngl 💀💀💀💀
@SavThaGoon and get mad
@SavThaGoon nah misogynists like you sexualize women so much and blame it on them
I got DBZ Kakarot. I usually would let this go for 60 but since you my top dog. Imma let it go for 25.99 *puts game in jacket aggressively*
Lmao
*D O P E R I G H T*
Octopus ASMR YEAA
i got dragon ball z budokai tenkaichi 4 english version dubbed by me and its 500 dollars, but for you my friend, its 50 cents.
came for the asmr, stayed for the top quality humor. Hard to relax when you're making me laugh every 5 minutes 🤣
You had me at “Lion King” but lost me at “Improved”
Novice same lol
Novice LMAO
They had us in the first half, ngl
He said improved first then Lion King so how did he lose you after improved????
nice
he's been selling us the same ps4 controller and I just noticed that
He is a legend for these asmr Movies
Yo he put them all in this movie. That's dope right
Nathan Cheek, III “yeah thought so”
8:40 omfg that scared me
🤣
I think I want the rocks
Homie has the whole damn conner store in his pocket
This man made a whole movie. Such dedication and care for his viewers. Props to you man you deserve a lot more subs
When he said the price was 500 hundred dollars for the ears then he walked off and said “only” 600 I died
What more can I say, guy brings the discounts!
props to this guy for putting so much effort and energy on this one video this is a true asmr artist he deserves more love and attention good job man
8:03 when it's my first time being on crack
😂
Asmr Sensei: Charges Fast as what??...
Me: A crackhead?
Asmr Sensei: Lightning 😂
Legend has it this man is still letting things slide
1:35 that is the smoothest thing I've ever seen in my entire life
they really do be going buck wild on those things
Straight Nasty wit it
This whole series is gettin kinda meta!
fax🔥🔥🔥
... Don't ruin meta for me
the legend himself
“i got that already”
X for life
"You can have both these fitties, fa fohty" 😂 I love this man
The only entertaining ASMRtist out there 🚫🧢
You would be a great comedian. You even got that sense(i) for ASMR😂👍
THE ENTIRE SHREK COLLECTION???
I'll take your entire stock
Ill take your entire stock, and some more.
I sometimes have ASMR Playing on the background while gaming, i like to think it helps me not get as frustrated as I would without it.
Today I had this playing while facing AGAIN, Ornstein & Smough at Soul Level 1 (pyromancer, my first time trying this challenge run) a boss fight i have been struggling with for WEEKS and I finally made it.
Thank you so much.
And I actually payed attention to some parts of the video and this looks promising, i think im gonna binge watch the Hood playlist later today.
Ur not the only one that does that
Interesting idea
"now you need to look fresh" slowly pulls out every jordan merchandise ever made
This should be a real movie
Pretty sure it'd be like Cats
@@notjustiny6735 Cats is ass
Hump dayyyyyy. Perfectly timed video I needed this
but where are the rocks, huh? 👀
Second time here but I can’t stop watching
Freaky nasty 😂😂
He pulled out the 3dio I think of 2 things
A: I bet he locked that off camera
B: it's me *dio*
Lmao killing me how he disappears in the dark like batman
The definition of "not all heroes wear capes"
“You aren’t gonna find any rocks in here man, it’s a barber shop, I shouldn’t even be here” 😂😂😂
And here we are, returning, with the new knowledge that Mr. Rocks is more than just a crackhead...
The lore man, it's deep.
Honestly, at this point I don't think Mr. Rocks is looking for drugs I think he looking for Infinity Stones. Think about it you could get drugs from any dealer but he so persistent and wont leave the movie dealer alone also, have you seen some of the stuff dude be pulling out his jacket? He got a whole universe in there. I'm just saying, Mr. Rocks' power level probably equivalent to Mastered Ultra Instinct Goku, he could probably destroy the universe with just one Infinity Stone.
Imagine Mr rocks is omnipotent or something and he's just a troll
If tingles was a currency This guy would made us millions
Hood Asmr the movie!!, I got that already. For you 5 dollars. Nah but for real your videos really awesome man, keep them coming 🤙🏼🤙🏼
It’s so funny because I’ve been to the barbershop in the background LOL
im pretty sure this man owns the line “Whats goin on ma man”
Here in Italy it’s time to go to sleep, and with this video it will be very easy. 💤
To that one person who disliked, why?
43 dislikes, why? Why would you click the video if you just gon hate.
I think it was the crackhead, guess he couldn't get his "rocks".
Lt. Toxicity 😂
Disliking isnt hate tho
Constructive criticism
Fax
Imagine going to cop from my boy here and the quality is that of a bootleg of a bootleg of that of another bootleg 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤯🤯🤯
I like how the case costs less than some of the individual movies
Damn this shit really is a movie, i cant believe mr rocks was an undercover all along
10:05 the Hodge Twin reference was tuff lol 💪🏿💯💯💯
I was starting to think no one noticed😭
So I got iron man 4: resurrection dope right. I would usually let that go for about 15 dollars but for you since you my top dawg I’mma let that go for 10.
10 what I'll take it for *anything* !!
I would give you a kidney for that
@@freddo4304 iiiiiiii
Not only is this relaxing but I laughed so many times watching this. Dude is lowkey hilarious 😂.
"What's goin on my man i got these movies im tryna hook up off"
I love these videos there my favorite asmr videos out rn they make me sleepy af cant wait till u drop another one
Low key these are some good deals tho
Watching this while drinking whiskey.
Uhhh okay
I’m drinking gasoline
I’m drinking oil
The most underrated ASMRist! Love your videos bro!
51:25 Am i the only one who heard that? "Mewnegro"?!
No i heard it too
i watch this guy every night, what a legend. give that person some rocks my man
The hood movie dealer is the biggest philanthropist there is. He jacks down prices just for us!
he has everything half the actual price that’s awesome😂😂😂
Man one of the nicest people in the hood deals in the world ong
Woah calm down Jamal, don’t pull out the nine
Ive actually been in the place in the background lol
I love you man. Watching your videos makes me remember good days, warm days. Where i could just rest. I hope i get to meet you one day :)
I'm glad to be of help to you!
21:26 I don’t mean to get all caps, BUT DID YOU LITERALLY JUST REFERENCE BLADES OF GLORY WITH THAT VERTICOLI BRUSH SCENE? SERIOUSLY? Dude when I was young, I watched that scene so many times just because of the ASMR-inducing trigger I get from it! It’s one of my first ASMR experiences way before there was a name for it! When you were talking about the brush and you’re slowly starting to segue to it I was just like.... wait a minute... hold up... no way. Is he really gonn-he just did. I *_knew_* subbing to you is not a mistake! You’re awesome, man.
My favorite part of the movie. I'm glad you caught that part. 😁👌
My man prob has a "ENEMY AC130" inside his jacket
the comedy alone earned my sub
usually go to sleep abt like 3am this dude made me sleep at 11pm
Services so good I spend three hours discussing movie deals
A true salesman... none of that BUY THIS NOW screaming nonsense...Sells you exactly what you want and need in a very quiet pleasant tone!!!
Your a really good asmr artist
*Nobody*
-Not even a single soul-
*Me I'm in the ghetto*
*Ratatata Ratatata*
literally the only thing to make me sleep
Him trying to think of a name for the charger had me dead🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Only 10 minutes in but i had to subscribe... this is creative asff😂😂 especially the dave chappelle crackhead refrenceee😂😂😂
I clicked on this video to be entertained...found my self dozing off
This guy is a gem for the asmr community no doubt one the goats
Lemme get dbz kakarot full price from you, then we have a deal my man
Is no one gonna talk about how funny the crackhead in the back is😂
When he pulled out them forces i really felt like i was talking to the hood tech dealer
Dude these are so great. Keep em coming my man 👍
47:03 POV: ur my mom asking what the hell i'm looking for in the kitchen at 2 am on a monday night.
Me: hmm this or should I watch another movie yh this
Can we just agree that mans deals r insane, id buy it all
Irl if some wireless earbuds are $20 than it is either stolen or very cheap. Especially $40 for $100 ps gift card. That bih would’ve been used already
This man is the goat
43:08 *frustration*
That barber shop looking fresh af 🚫 🧢
Best asmr series out there 😀
Keep it up with the Movie Dealer, these are great videos bro!
I find myself everytime I watch these saying what’s goin on ma man, before you say it as an instinct
Love these fr fr
This ain’t no asmr, this is him just subtly flexing all of the shit he’s got lmao 💀