You wake up in the dead of night. You look out your window to firey red streaks flying through the sky. Upon inspection, you find that they are giant asteroids. You immediatly head outside to inspect this predicament. As you cross by your computer, which you have fond memories of reading Homestuck on, you find that it is not shut down, and is in fact playing familiar music. On the monitor, is the sburb loading screen. Your journey has begun.
Jz1207 ru sure cus like you need and even amount of friends and if you don’t have all your friends playing they will die and if you fail well you all die... Sry to rain on ur parade
Universes where Sburb exists are living creatures - giant spacetime-frogs for which the game is a reproductive mechanism. It didn't "destroy the universe and restart it"; it destroyed one planet, whose children struggled to create a new universe in the wake of that destruction. (The "destruction of the universe" was due to unfortunate circumstances befalling the frog from outside, circumstances which, while facilitated by the game, really can't be blamed upon it.)
Playing the game didnt end the world, it was dooned from the start bc of OTHER people playing the game so bad it forced an entire other universe into things
@@AlexNikkiClicky I was a very silly kid six years ago, and thought it would be fun to have a quirk like a homestuck troll. People got annoyed, so I dropped it after like a month.
@@regularuser7070 Oh, it was. I genuinely enjoyed it, but some other people were annoyed, and eventually them being annoying back out of spite was more unfun than having a quirk was fun. In a more accepting, friendly world, I would probably still be goofing around with a quirk, but I guess it wasn't meant to be.
Theres gonna be a meteor which will fly incredibly close to earth on 4/13 in 2029, exactly 20 years after the creation of homestuck. Coincidence? I think not.
Edoardo Cruz I started it today and I am lost, like why did he take a shit on his desk? Why are there so many cakes? Why does no one literally question where the mom is?
Gnash has an option to dump the frames to PNG files. I wouldn't necessarily recommend it, though - it has a lot of rendering bugs (e.g. the clouds in this video are supposed to change color) and I'm not sure the current version comes with the PNG option.
The loading screen reminds me of the Terraria-esque loading blurbs (Making Caves, wrangling bunnies, putting rocks in the dirt, putting dirt in the rocks) and a TouHou battle. Alternatively, the Don't Starve loading screen, still with the blurbs, except Wilson ate some bad berries.
I started reading Homestuck a year ago and never finished. I made it to that part with the underground area and a timer. I still don't know what SBurb is lol. My theory, using the knowledge I have from what I've read, is that it's a harbinger of destruction for a world. It's not sentient, or even alive, it's just sort of an inevitable occurrence that takes different forms, and for the world of Homestuck, it took the form of a game. How close to what it actually is am I? Don't spoil it, I just wanna know if I'm at least partially correct.
I would make a Sburb game... Except I don't know how to program, I have absolutely no art skills, And I would probably lose interest in the project. (but if it's any consolation, I'm incredibly creative) ((I think...))
Happy Homestuck day to anyone reading this (on the day of me writing this). Man, this shit was a journey. From John eating cake, to killing a tyrannical sea hitler, a group of green men and 3 people that look kinda familiar but are actually 3 very different entities, and all the things in between. Though some of it was... mediocre, everything else was top notch. See y'all next 4/13.
>Starts SBURB Private server with online friends. "Later, guys who picked on me! Later, tools! Sorry family, I forgot to buy you guys copies too. :( Whatever, I'm on an adventure! Yeah!"
@ZepherENocora Welcome to the world of Homestuck. I'm assuming you never read it if you thought this was a real game. MS paint adventures is the place to go to read this awesome webcomic. I hope you enjoy it. =D
@CountessCulhame Yes. My laptop came with vista (groan) and has a fan made Sburb loading-screen screensaver that I loaded onto it. for where to get said screensaver I cannot be of much help, but googling "sburb spirograph screensaver" is a good place to start looking. Also, the screensaver I use doesn't have the music. :(
when are we suppose to play this again? Like if the world is going to actually end (which doesn't look like it the weather here is actually pretty nice) at what hour should I play this? I mean, atleast have some fun before we all die and try to create a new universe :{D.
![Does Sburb Need Doomed Timelines? [Homestuck Theory]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Kq3YcaKDg8k/mqdefault.jpg)
![Does Sburb Need Doomed Timelines? [Homestuck Theory]](/img/tr.png)
That moment when all of Sburb took only 49 seconds to load
ironicOptimist
Idk but I think it might have something to do with the fact you get unlimited internet once you enter
@@2008dsi_inblue But the loading screen is before the game even fully starts
SoulSystem true
John's pc build must be insane
I wish I had a computer in 2009 that could render everything in existence and nonexistence in exact deatail
Sburb, another reason why you should always read the terms and conditions before agreeing to anything.
You wake up in the dead of night. You look out your window to firey red streaks flying through the sky. Upon inspection, you find that they are giant asteroids. You immediatly head outside to inspect this predicament. As you cross by your computer, which you have fond memories of reading Homestuck on, you find that it is not shut down, and is in fact playing familiar music. On the monitor, is the sburb loading screen. Your journey has begun.
baby bat yes
I want this to happen to me with my friends
YES
HELL
YES
Jz1207 ru sure cus like you need and even amount of friends and if you don’t have all your friends playing they will die and if you fail well you all die...
Sry to rain on ur parade
I wish
haha
Seeing this on a reread is extremely hype because you know what booting up the game actually means.
One does not simply reread Homestuck
What does it mean?
@@slyfox7452 A game about creating a universe from scratch.
@@Jadez1207 I reread it after I read Jailbreak, Bard's Quest, and Problem Sleuth. It was even better then
Universes where Sburb exists are living creatures - giant spacetime-frogs for which the game is a reproductive mechanism. It didn't "destroy the universe and restart it"; it destroyed one planet, whose children struggled to create a new universe in the wake of that destruction. (The "destruction of the universe" was due to unfortunate circumstances befalling the frog from outside, circumstances which, while facilitated by the game, really can't be blamed upon it.)
Playing the game didnt end the world, it was dooned from the start bc of OTHER people playing the game so bad it forced an entire other universe into things
@@AlphaPizzadogIn other words, it had cancer.
My mom is currently trying to sell people faygo and all the homestucks are freaking out about juggalos. She's so confused. It's hilarious.
I swear I see you everywhere
HSHSHSHSHHS
AKA The best loading screen of all time.
+Darkblade12 Ser!ously, !'d pay $20 cash !f someone could f!nd one that's better
@@Rippertear ! dont know why you are us!ing !'s !nstead of i
@@AlexNikkiClicky I was a very silly kid six years ago, and thought it would be fun to have a quirk like a homestuck troll. People got annoyed, so I dropped it after like a month.
@@Rippertear but this was fun :(
@@regularuser7070 Oh, it was. I genuinely enjoyed it, but some other people were annoyed, and eventually them being annoying back out of spite was more unfun than having a quirk was fun. In a more accepting, friendly world, I would probably still be goofing around with a quirk, but I guess it wasn't meant to be.
Actually, he's kind of right. Everyone has their own opinions.
And Homestuck isn't the trolls. The kids were supposed to be the focus.
Theres gonna be a meteor which will fly incredibly close to earth on 4/13 in 2029, exactly 20 years after the creation of homestuck. Coincidence? I think not.
_oh my fucking god, i hope i still alive there to play sburb._
Better get ready
I will be there
None of us are at the right age lmao
ill get my apple ready
Let's be honest, this is the best game loading screen ever
Make a version where its longer and it's called "Sburb loading screen but you had a shitty computer"
It just crashes
Surprisingly short loading screen for a huge game such as SBURB.
For a game that literally connects an user to someone else's whole environment with 2009 computers that's a very fast loading screen
for music class we had to insert a song into our slideshow about ourselves and no one knew were this was from )):
I'm introducing myself at Homestuck universe... (Yes, in 2017)
I just saw the loading screen secuence and I knew that I had to search it on RUclips xD
Edoardo Cruz I started it today and I am lost, like why did he take a shit on his desk? Why are there so many cakes? Why does no one literally question where the mom is?
Edoardo Cruz meee tooo
@@cupoftea3499 sorry for the big spoiler but... He’s an orphan.
hah it is 2021 lmao
I just got to this page in Homestuck *Noob* and I feel like this is the initiation of something huge. Am I right?
yes
yes... it freakin is 😂👀🔥🔥👌
welcome to hell
Shannon Sharp it is the awakening of Sburb... the beginning of something great.
Homestuck isn't just a web comic, it's a way of life.
I love how you can explain this in a paragraph and it took about half an act to explain it in the comic.
That had to be the longest 49 seconds of my life
If every loading screen was like this, I wouldn't mind waiting.
This flash will stay in any good Homestucker's memory forever.
Coolest loading screen ever.
every game needs to have this tune as its loading tune xD
Bro I just found out how to make custom ringtones and this is what I picked, like it’s a bop
michael guy bowman and andrew hussie on their way to make what is basically a beatmania IIDX BGA
If anyone is on the website and looking through the music for this it's called Sburban Jungle, and it's in Homestuck vol. 1-4
This still gives me goosebumps.
My brain trying to process what the teacher said in math class:
Transforming Soffits, Reorganizing Keys, Formalizing Immersion Joints, Justifying Kick Extractos, Advising Aggregates, Managing Elbows, Recasting Connectors, Achieving Aluminum Trowels, Officiating Disks, Exhibiting Absolute Spigots, Progressing Coil Hydrants, Jerry-building Reflectors, Informing Casters, Inventing Rubber Hoists, Peforming Wrenches, Judging Chalk Adapters, Upgrading Ignition Paths, Regrowing Flashing, Recommending Ratchets, Approving Barriers, Sweeping Impact Fillers, Sewing Mirrors, Detailing Collectors, Enforcing Measures, Distributing Systems, Presenting Plugs, Interwinding Registers, Piloting Ash Diffusers, Gathering Cranks, Supplying Eave Pockets, Undertaking Scroll Stops, Accelerating Straps, Designing Fittings, Protecting Diamond Boilers, Logging Downspouts, Correlating Shingles, Uniting Mallets, Qualifying Electrostatic Lifts, Sharing Clamps, Obtaining Circular Fluids, Ranking Foundation Gauges, Sensing Miter Brackets, Originating Space Networks, Translating Drills, Regulating Guards, Selecting Gable Padding, Utilizing Pellet Dowels, Reconciling Artifacts, Altering Pulleys, Shedding Space Filters, Determining Vents, Representing Morter, Remaking Flash Rakers, Supporting Funnels, Typecasting Rotary Chocks, Expressing Junctures, Resetting Auxiliary Vises, Professing Strip Treads, Inlaying Matter Trowels, Questioning Drivers, Forming Edge Fittings, Sketching Blanks, Overshooting Spark Breakers, Rewriting Controls, Playing Tunnels, Inventorying Buttons, Enduring Joist Handles, Effecting Ratchet Bibbs, Unwinding Couplings, Forsaking Vapor Conduits, Delining Sockets, Calculating Heaters, Raising Grids, Administering Tiles, Measuring Resources, Installing Ignition Remotes, Extracting Corners, Manufacturing Ventilators, Delegating Consoles, Treating Mounting Stones, Enacting Jig Deflectors, Intensifying Alleys, Improvising Cargo, Pinpointing Bobs, Perscribing Arc Masonry, Structuring Metal Chucks, Symbolizing Lathes, Activating Plumb Kits, Adapting Coatings, Fixing Channels, Expediting Cordage, Planning Compressors, Enlisting Hangers, Restructuring Keyhole Augers, Shearing Ridge Hardware, Collecting Reciprocating Bolts, Maintaining Corrugated Dimmers, Whetting Hole Collars, Conducting Mandrels, Comparing Assets, Compiling Sealants, Completing Paths, Composing Equivocation Wheels, Computing Dampers, Conceiving Electrostatic Treatment, Ordering Cotter Grates, Organizing Ties, Orienting Ladders, Exceeding Materials, Targeting Thermocouples, Demonstrationg Emery Stock, Expanding Latch Bases, Training Wardrobe Adhesives, Overcomming Fasteners, Streamlining Storm Anchors, Navigating Springs, Perfecting Turnbuckles, Verifying Gate Pegs, Arbitrating Arithmetic Lifts, Negotiating Outlets, Normalizing Strips, Building Surface Foggers, Checking Key Torches, Knitting Grinders, Mowing Planers, Offsetting Stencils, Acquiring Bulbs, Adopting Rivets, Observing Avenues, Ascertaining Coaxial Grommets, Slinging Winy Winches, Instituting Circuit Generators, Instructing Wicks, Integrating Pry Shutters, Interpreting Immersion Lumber, Clarifying Coils, Classifying Wood Bits, Closing Cogs, Cataloging Matter Strips, Charting Holders, Conceptualizing Push Terminals, Stimulating Supports, Overthrowing Shaft Spacers, Quick-freezing Connectors, Unbinding Ground Hooks, Analyzing Eyes, Anticipating Gateways, Controlling Proposition Rollers, Converting Power Angles, Coordinating Staples, Correcting Benders, Counseling Joist Gaskets, Recording Gutter Pipes, Recruiting Drains, Rehabilitating Rafter Tubes, Reinforcing Washers, Reporting Guard Valves, Naming Frieze Sprues, Nominating Rings, Noting Straps, Doubling Nailers, Drafting Circuit Hoses, Dramatizing Flanges, Splitting Framing Compounds, Refitting Stems, Interweaving Patch Unions, Placing SIllcocks, Sorting Slot Threads, Securing Mode Cutters, Diverting Catharsis Plates, Procuring Load Thresholds, Transferring Syllogism Twine, Directing Switch Nuts, Referring Time Spools, Diagnosing Knobs, Discovering Locks, Dispensing Hinges, Displaying Hasps, Resending Arc Binders, Retreading Grooves, Retrofitting Aesthetic Portals, Seeking Stocks, Shrinking Wormholes, Assembling Blocks, Assessing Divets, Attaining Lug Boxes, Auditing Nescience Passages, Conserving Strikes, Constructing Braces, Contracting Saw Catches, Serving Instantiation Irons, Recognizing Fluxes, Consolidating Fuse Calipers, Mapping Shrms, Reviewing Chop Groovers, Sceduling Lag Drivers, Simplifying Hoists, Engineering Levels, Enhancing Tack Hollows, Establishing Finishing Blocks, Estimating Adhesives, Evaluating Mortar, Examining Auto Turnbuckles, Processing Foggers, Servicing Avenues, Transcribing Existence Rivets, Revising Consoles, Separating Absolute Stencils, Budgeting Sheet Grommets, Preparing Kits, Realigning Cartesian Mandrels, Painting Fasteners, Filing Grout Hangers, Finalizing Atma Augers, Formulating Couplings, Identifying Sillcocks, Imagining Materials, Inducing Shutters, Influencing Wheels, Licensing Chocks, Lifting Extrinsic Mallets, Overdrawing Ratchets, Overlaying Ventilators, Overriding Cardinal Soffits, Specifying Element Aggregates, Systemizing Divets, Shaping Pockets, Publicizing Aether Remotes, Governing Archetype Dimmers, Monitoring Assets, Launching Manifestation Systems
2020 can't get any worse
Dec/31/2020:
This is the moment I actually got hooked.
Use this as battle music during zoom classes
A sburograph
One of the best songs in Homestuck
Dude. I'm giving this to my friends on December 20th on a CD.
Pls do not, we gotta sharpen those anti meteor defences
The best loading screen.
watching this for the first time changed my life forever
this has got to be my favorite loading screen
This is the music I wake up to every morning.
Best loading screen ever!
I have no idea what all of this technological speak is in the first chapter, it's like I'm reading some type of ancient language.
If only Sburb existed. Yay, my house has a second floor now time to make stuff with my upgraded alchemiter!
I really miss this. They fucked up the animation on the new HTML5 version. Thank you for having the old one here
Gnash has an option to dump the frames to PNG files. I wouldn't necessarily recommend it, though - it has a lot of rendering bugs (e.g. the clouds in this video are supposed to change color) and I'm not sure the current version comes with the PNG option.
Remember that time when some guy made an actual sburb game? It should be out now, I think.
what if they spent most of their money for the loading screen?
< H M M >
OMG HERE IS GOES WOO SBURB BETA
The loading screen reminds me of the Terraria-esque loading blurbs (Making Caves, wrangling bunnies, putting rocks in the dirt, putting dirt in the rocks) and a TouHou battle. Alternatively, the Don't Starve loading screen, still with the blurbs, except Wilson ate some bad berries.
Artemis Martyn What
THEY PUT AN EPILEPSEY WARNING ON THE DISK RIGHT?
I really hate the part when it ends >w
2023 is almost here and i feel like this year will be all fucked up for me already i do be feeling like a beta kid
This takes me back......It seems so long ago....
this shit fucking slapped
The HomeStuck game better have this for the loading screen.
Finally. I was searching for this.
Hearing this makes me wanna reread Homestuck.
I started reading Homestuck a year ago and never finished. I made it to that part with the underground area and a timer.
I still don't know what SBurb is lol. My theory, using the knowledge I have from what I've read, is that it's a harbinger of destruction for a world. It's not sentient, or even alive, it's just sort of an inevitable occurrence that takes different forms, and for the world of Homestuck, it took the form of a game.
How close to what it actually is am I? Don't spoil it, I just wanna know if I'm at least partially correct.
35%
@@MenloMarseilles Nice.
Did you get any closer to knowing the whole story in the past year?
@@idioticlight Pffff no
@@Ultra04channel you want the answer or do you wanna keep trying?
pack your things guys, we're going into a painful adventure.
Can we make Sburb a real game?
the nearest we got is The Genesis Project, but it'd be cooler if there was an VR Sburb where you can basically do everything in like if it was real.
Ive just realized that in the song Car Radio by TOP you can here the piano in the begging of the song thats in this song
really reminds me of those sim city loading screens
I would make a Sburb game...
Except I don't know how to program, I have absolutely no art skills, And I would probably lose interest in the project.
(but if it's any consolation, I'm incredibly creative)
((I think...))
At least there's Genesis Project now
SOOO CATCHY
Happy Homestuck day to anyone reading this (on the day of me writing this).
Man, this shit was a journey. From John eating cake, to killing a tyrannical sea hitler, a group of green men and 3 people that look kinda familiar but are actually 3 very different entities, and all the things in between. Though some of it was... mediocre, everything else was top notch.
See y'all next 4/13.
how it feels to homebrew a 3ds on a shitty school laptop in the middle of class when it actually all works
this made my whole life worth it
It begins.
what would happen if it just, failed to load?
not me watching this in 2020
well they were fated to do this one way or another yes UWU
Set this as my ringtone. :3
I have the loading screen as a screensaver! :D
If only it took computers 50 seconds to start up.
The SBURB logo has to have about 413 seizures before it finally calms the fuck down and gets back to normal.
this better be an animation in th homestuck adventure game at some point...
@MenloMarseilles he probably wants the game.
The real reason vriska did nothing wrong is because you're not supposed to hate the player you're supposed to hate the game
Boy, do I want to hear this on my computer.
Did anybody actually read the text under the loading bar
Geometry Dash fearlessDreamer Yes
SEWING MIRRORS
m a n a g i n g e l b o w s
"Inventing Rubber Hoists"
LAUNCHING MANIFESTATION SYSTEMS
I started... Watching... Playing... Reading... The webcomic? And I am lost, WHAT IS HAPPENING???? WHY DID THEY TAKE A SHAT ON THEIR DESK????
it has a similarity to the theme of the countdown
i play this music every time i install something
This my favorite song!!! Y4444444444444444444444444444444SS!!
ok im playing this tonight at 11:59 an pray that once it's 12 i hear a booming voice that says "a young women stands in her bedroom"
@ZepherENocora: The video, or the game?
>Starts SBURB Private server with online friends.
"Later, guys who picked on me! Later, tools! Sorry family, I forgot to buy you guys copies too. :( Whatever, I'm on an adventure! Yeah!"
I will sit on the 20.12.12 at 23:59 right here and hear this.
@ZepherENocora Welcome to the world of Homestuck. I'm assuming you never read it if you thought this was a real game. MS paint adventures is the place to go to read this awesome webcomic. I hope you enjoy it. =D
Ok 2012 is in 2 hours for me now I need to buy sburb and download it and get a server started with my family.
oh god, that grammer, hopefully you get the gist of it
!f only there was a way to make your phone play a v!deo on boot-up....
there's gotta be some way, you'd probably need to root it though
+Benjamin Engdahl You definitely can, my old Android had a globe doing and such upon startup. So i can tell you it's possible.
you defintely can on android phones, you just have to root them, not sure about iPhones, probably not
Reasons I prefer Android over apple, so much potential.
@CountessCulhame Yes.
My laptop came with vista (groan) and has a fan made Sburb loading-screen screensaver that I loaded onto it.
for where to get said screensaver I cannot be of much help, but googling "sburb spirograph screensaver" is a good place to start looking.
Also, the screensaver I use doesn't have the music. :(
oh god. this is what started it all. wow. it's been pretty long, but this. wow. hehe btw happy april fools day!
Am I the only one who has never heard of this in her life? I'm confussion
6/10 game plus unknown developer
when are we suppose to play this again? Like if the world is going to actually end (which doesn't look like it the weather here is actually pretty nice) at what hour should I play this? I mean, atleast have some fun before we all die and try to create a new universe :{D.
STRIDERRRRRRR
found this on nexus if you want to load skyrim with it
at 0:17, when it says "Pinpointing Bobs", I honestly thought it said something else.
the pattern show that changes, it remind me of the flower of life, wikipedia it