@@fredothebrother1704 Well Lord Udwin actually made at least 3 jokes. One is that he was simply salty and decided to massively attack, another was to ironically bombard him with stones, and the third one was to actually send/catapult them to him. And frankly, I noticed it was exactly 80 catapults only after a few rewatches. I'm fully aware that it's the whole joke. I'm just pointing it out and congratulating him on a very well made joke, since the video would have worked well enough if it ended by Wazir simply asking for stones when Udwin bought some for himself.
These guys have got to be more specific with their requests. First 'Send the fastest troops to help me' which led to torchmen, now this when asking for stones.
I played some Stronghold extreme today, and my Abbot was losing and he started sending me his gold by his own, then i asked him for 100 gold, he did his Churchs are not made out of gold boi. meanwhile he donated me all his gold cuz he is ABBOT to lose ( haha joke ) . love Al interactions so much
after about 16 years of playing i've never seen the AI send me gold, not on request and foremost not on their own. maybe they do in extreme but idk man sounds kinda bs to me (or it was just for the pun, sorry then)
@@biowiener7825 You know when they start to send it, when they are losing so hard and they have a lot of money. I dont know why would i made this up. Go try it for urself, let ur Al get destroyed, dont help him.
Lord Udwin, can you please make a video on every death animation possible??? It would be nice to compile all death animations of each unit Possible list: -Standard melee death (e.g damage from Spearmen) -Standard projectile death (e.g damage from Archers) -Massive melee/projectile death (e.g. damage from Macemen or Catapults) -Fall death (the unique animations for Archers, Spearmen and Macemen while climbing ladders) -Out-of-function death (when the Laddermen's ladder break or when Tunnelers end digging) -Fire death (common to everyone) -Lords (unique animation for European and Arab lord) Also, this compilation can have sequels, "non-military units" death animations or "animals" death animations (don't forget wolves and bears) since both are also interesting to watch and compare between each death-type Please like so he can see
😂😂😂 wie genial ist das bitte?! Wenn jetzt noch die Nachricht gekommen wäre "Eure Güter sind eingetroffen", hätte ich mich nicht mehr halten können vor Lachen!
You know, I've never heard of this game, but I'm just so confused and entertained by the fact you're making these videos 18 years after the game was made
@@biowiener7825 bought this game when was on discount like 2 weeks ago, and honestly allies are good for nothing, except if you're teamed with Lionheart, Sultan or Sir Longarm. They get better units at the start meanwhile i get only 5 spearmen and 3 archers and when enemy decides to rush me before i even manage to recruit, they don't even bother to defend me. The best way is to just send your Lord to the Allied castle for protection.
bruh.. theres like a 2% chance in this game that your allies will actually send you any ressources if you ask them but they will demand every 5 minutes, that you send them stuff
Kranke Aufrufzahlen kriegst du für den Kanal hier, aber auf jeden Fall verdient, guter Content. Hätte ich gar nicht gedacht das der so durch die Decke geht.
Actually, iirc you're actually sending him less than 1 stone in the video, as you can convert 1 stone into 2 rocks, so you need to fire at him 2 times having 80 catapults Also, as every catapult has a starting ammo of 20 rocks : 20/2 = 10 rocks per catapult 80=10x then 80/10 = x, 8 = x , Then you need only 8 catapults with their entire free ammo ( not considering gold) to deliver him all the stone)
Hi! If you ever run out of challenge ideas to upload, here's a pretty interesting one: You have to win a match by mimic a certain AI lord. So what i mean is, If you choose to mimic Rat fe., then you have to use the same castle design (at least the 'idea' behind it), same unit types (so in this case only spearman and archer) same food type, resource type, same fear factor and preferably the army ratio too(so you cant just use archers fe.). Ofc the Micro, timings etc are free. Hope you would try it sometime.
In the thumbnail you can see rare footage of Kawaiizir "The Cute". Don't let him fool you into sending him stuff. He may even have an onlyfans.
you better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out...
Hi
Wazir senpai please notice me
By Allah. What a trollop.
Next vid be about Rat and Pig and I will sub you 😏
Love how you actually sent him 80 stones, just in a different manner
applause, you understand the video
@@fredothebrother1704 Well Lord Udwin actually made at least 3 jokes. One is that he was simply salty and decided to massively attack, another was to ironically bombard him with stones, and the third one was to actually send/catapult them to him. And frankly, I noticed it was exactly 80 catapults only after a few rewatches. I'm fully aware that it's the whole joke. I'm just pointing it out and congratulating him on a very well made joke, since the video would have worked well enough if it ended by Wazir simply asking for stones when Udwin bought some for himself.
Different manning
Siege equipment
Amazon delivery stones, lol.
Well he didn't asked how. 😂
Udwin: *requests stones*
Wazir: NO
Udwin: *buys stones*
Wazir: Is it for me? 👉👈
UwU
uWu
WuW
OwO
I hate all of you
That ending is perfectly cut.
" you don't give Stones but want me to give for free!!! Take that heretic"
Holy crap it's the youtuber that was relevant years ago when he streamed nfs underground
A message from the Wazir:
Thanks!
not gnna hapn🤭😂
"Your goods arrived"
Me: *proceeds to buy stone*
The AI: Is for Me?
stolen comment
To be fair, he was first. The other comment just got more popular ^^
@@lordudwin7174 I didnt swaw it
@@chefboyardee2711 is not stealing if u didnt know someone else did it before
@@dradonie I meant that you were faster with your comment :P
Wazir : asking for 80 stone
This dude: so you have chosen... catapult
80 catapults, 80 shots, 80 stones
ROMAN CATAPULT
Free Palestine
@@Love-sq9or donate them not hard
Lord Uldwin : "Give him 80 stones"
Engineer : "Catapult is ready ma lord"
Okay, now I know you're just flexing your castles with these videos
Meanwhile I just build 1 wall, 2 towers, and put archers on them XD
Ah, no need for castles, just throw em a bunch of horse archers. Works fine every damn time.
@@adamshinoda Just dig yourself an island.
Me who just builds towers filled with 30 fire arrowed archers: Damn
meanwhile I just build two layers of wall and towers around my border
"a massage from the wazir" was great at the end
yeah lmao
Call him varlet in the chat
while we scrubs play to win, this man plays to BUILD!
*Cries in my Rectangle Castle*
@@ArariaKAgelessTraveller laughs in lack of castle and mercenary spam.
@@stallingratt7468 i did that several times
Forget making castle
Just harass them with Horse archers or crossbowmen
@@ArariaKAgelessTraveller cries in four towers :))))
@@TheBrickagon I make 8 towers.......round ones.
Wazir..Here are your 80 stones..Do not waste them(His dialogue on him)
I gonna be honest: I haven`t laugh that hard in days. Great vid, thanks!
0:37
Don’t worry guys, the Engineer is engi-here!
Teleporters could be an nice addition to teleport infinite bread to supply the peasants. At least thats would be the perfect wetdream of Caliph
heard Doom guy grunting
cringe
if you get cringed from oldschool game quotes, do you play dows games back from 1992 or something?
These guys have got to be more specific with their requests. First 'Send the fastest troops to help me' which led to torchmen, now this when asking for stones.
I wonder what Wazir said at the end...
"fuuuuuugggggg", if i remember correctly
"Leave my castle alone you wretched tin-man!"
"Your goods arrived" 😂🤣
I played some Stronghold extreme today, and my Abbot was losing and he started sending me his gold by his own, then i asked him for 100 gold, he did his Churchs are not made out of gold boi.
meanwhile he donated me all his gold cuz he is ABBOT to lose ( haha joke ) . love Al interactions so much
Yeah Snake did that once to me.
Makes me pity them
after about 16 years of playing i've never seen the AI send me gold, not on request and foremost not on their own. maybe they do in extreme but idk man sounds kinda bs to me (or it was just for the pun, sorry then)
@@biowiener7825 You know when they start to send it, when they are losing so hard and they have a lot of money. I dont know why would i made this up. Go try it for urself, let ur Al get destroyed, dont help him.
@@biowiener7825 the AI will send you gold if they are about to lose and have too much gold.
It that tiny scream when it pans to the catapults and the "A message from the Wazir" just as his south side gets flattened. Artistic
I mean he got some stone
Stone + His crumbling walls made out of stone means he actually multiplied the stone he sent!
Lord Udwin, can you please make a video on every death animation possible???
It would be nice to compile all death animations of each unit
Possible list:
-Standard melee death (e.g damage from Spearmen)
-Standard projectile death (e.g damage from Archers)
-Massive melee/projectile death (e.g. damage from Macemen or Catapults)
-Fall death (the unique animations for Archers, Spearmen and Macemen while climbing ladders)
-Out-of-function death (when the Laddermen's ladder break or when Tunnelers end digging)
-Fire death (common to everyone)
-Lords (unique animation for European and Arab lord)
Also, this compilation can have sequels, "non-military units" death animations or "animals" death animations (don't forget wolves and bears) since both are also interesting to watch and compare between each death-type
Please like so he can see
my man Lucas be asking for a stronghold ryona compilation
You really are obsessed with death, it's a great band, don't get me wrong
A massage from the Wazir : -Thnx homie...
😂😂😂 wie genial ist das bitte?! Wenn jetzt noch die Nachricht gekommen wäre "Eure Güter sind eingetroffen", hätte ich mich nicht mehr halten können vor Lachen!
spiredalaj
You know, I've never heard of this game, but I'm just so confused and entertained by the fact you're making these videos 18 years after the game was made
Those are rocks, not stones. You can have 20 rocks for 10 stones, so you need to give him 160 to meet his request.
Fastest delivery, this side of the Holy Land.
You could've at least let him show his gratitude in his message before ending the video. My boy Wazir received 80 stones from airdrop.
wazir: i need some stone. you: really ok i show you how get stone in your self
80 stones arrived my lord😂😂
just woke up now and it's 6 am, start my day with laugh, thank you after 481 days
Still have 1520 'stones' ready to be sent!
What message did he send you after attacking his castle? Never did that to an ally.
They send the same message they would send you, if you were an enemy destroying his buildings.
@@lordudwin7174 Is the alliance broken if you do that?
@@LightWavess nope
@@LightWavess aint total war :D
@@biowiener7825 bought this game when was on discount like 2 weeks ago, and honestly allies are good for nothing, except if you're teamed with Lionheart, Sultan or Sir Longarm.
They get better units at the start meanwhile i get only 5 spearmen and 3 archers and when enemy decides to rush me before i even manage to recruit, they don't even bother to defend me.
The best way is to just send your Lord to the Allied castle for protection.
So you basically chose UPS
When you wanted to send a goods to ur ally, make sure u do it properly. A catapult as an example
leave my castle alone, you wretched tin man!
I mean the AI didn't lie, it doesn't have stone, and it needs some, so when it sees you have it asks for it
Lord Udwin is the infidel
HELLO AGAIN
bruh.. theres like a 2% chance in this game that your allies will actually send you any ressources if you ask them
but they will demand every 5 minutes, that you send them stuff
0:43 the best way to send stones to your allies
Udwin: "destroys the wazir"
Wazir: Listen here you little shit.
Ah yes RUclips, I definitely play some 2003 medieval strategy conquest and civilization game, thanks for this
I mean... he couldnt send you stone, and when you got stone he wanted them. He is not inconsistent!
Bro watching your videos made me reinstall this masterpiece of a game and replay it again, keep up the memes
well never know what he said at the end
Destroy one on his towers/gates and then u see
*LEAVE MY CASTLE ALONE YOU WRETCHED THIN MAN*
Kranke Aufrufzahlen kriegst du für den Kanal hier, aber auf jeden Fall verdient, guter Content. Hätte ich gar nicht gedacht das der so durch die Decke geht.
This video is like gold that is overflowing into the treasury, sire.
YT algorytm finally understood what I like, Im looking forward bingin all the videos during the weekend
I was waiting for the “IIIIIINNFIDEL!!!”
Its feels like i just read medieval cool story about stone trading
*Sends* the Wazir 80 stone.
*!Message from the Wazir!*
you made my Christmas even better :D
A message from the Wazir
y O u R a L l I e S
You want stones? He'll give you stones.
*catapults stones*
I saw the thumbnail in my suggested videos and immediately launched the game and had some fun in Castle building mode. ☺
I mean, he was honest the first time
True class. :D Well done Sir.
he's not called the 'terrible' for nothing....
Well he was honest, he had no stone.
"Sending air mail!"
Well he got his stone alright.
Oh, you want stones?
*fires catapults*
Here's your stones!😂
Love your videos man
this videos is VERY GOOD, do it more please!
A Message from Wazir - Your goods arrived!
You're a legend for making these
Here, have your stones!
Well you gave him stones alright xD
Beautiful Irony.
well if he wants stone he'll get stone, oneway or another
I'm frankly shocked to see videos still being made about this game in 2020. I remember playing this game in sandbox mode for hours when i was smaller.
Now thats what i call entertainment
*Solds the stones*
*A message from the Wazir.*
You wanted stones? THERE YOU GO AND DON'T THANK ME.
Actually, iirc you're actually sending him less than 1 stone in the video, as you can convert 1 stone into 2 rocks, so you need to fire at him 2 times having 80 catapults
Also, as every catapult has a starting ammo of 20 rocks :
20/2 = 10 rocks per catapult
80=10x then
80/10 = x,
8 = x , Then you need only 8 catapults with their entire free ammo ( not considering gold) to deliver him all the stone)
That's why everyone calls him "The Terrible"
Well to be fair he didnt specify how he wanted them to be delivered
Catapult is the fastest way to send 'the goods' through *JerusalAir*
Das ist einfach typisch Udwin-Humor :D
Joe Swanson: YOUR ALLIES
I love how you don't even bother to show his message at the end.
WHAT WAS THE MESSAGE?!
Technically he did send stones, just in a different way
Stronghold has so much untapped meme potential.
HERE COMES THE -COW- STONE
Hi! If you ever run out of challenge ideas to upload, here's a pretty interesting one:
You have to win a match by mimic a certain AI lord. So what i mean is, If you choose to mimic Rat fe., then you have to use the same castle design (at least the 'idea' behind it), same unit types (so in this case only spearman and archer) same food type, resource type, same fear factor and preferably the army ratio too(so you cant just use archers fe.). Ofc the Micro, timings etc are free.
Hope you would try it sometime.
He did it already with some AIs (e.g. Crusade as Richie) on his main Channel.
@@Gelthon Can you link the video pls?
@@StarfoxHUN It‘s in german... if you still want it I may or may not be able to find it.
@@g3rm4n07 uhh, then Nevermind ty either way.
Haha, he got the stones he wanted. On his walls
Wait, You can frendly fire?
Damn the mentor sounds just like Uncle Roger.
You gave him stone to be honest just not the way he wanted
Did I mentioned how much I love your castles?
Message from Wazir:
HAMMOND!!!
true based story of every player of stronghold crusader xd
A message from the "was-here"
Well he got the "stone" that he wanted....
Fehlt nur noch das versehentliche anzünden der Burg mit einer Baliste, der Kalif wird sich fühlen wie ein FlüchtIing im Zelt ;D
Same-day delivery, only the best for the Wazir!
This is freaking greats. Here them stones mate
*Task failed successfully*
Udwin so mad that he even sell the stone again, lol
Kawaiizir "The Cute" is actually a tsundere.
YOU WRETCHED TINMANN!
Nice castle design :)