OORAH! The Marines Are Here (Squad New 3.0 Update)

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @championmatt
    @championmatt 2 года назад +560

    If anyone is wondering, the Russian text at 2:16 says: "Just random text (просто случайныи текст), holiday word (праздник слова), I do not not know what I am doing (я не знаю, что я делаю)" which is quite amusing, good attempt by the map creators!

    • @Roman-ji7iu
      @Roman-ji7iu 2 года назад +14

      Lol

    • @yamisukehiro3048
      @yamisukehiro3048 2 года назад +25

      I’m pretty sure cod mw did the same thing on one of their multiplayer maps

    • @FELTFELT
      @FELTFELT 2 года назад +26

      lmao its russian lorem ipsum thats great

    • @justalittlepony8525
      @justalittlepony8525 2 года назад +7

      @@yamisukehiro3048 Да, именно так они и сделали. Полностью подтверждаю

  • @arveanturtelcontar6138
    @arveanturtelcontar6138 2 года назад +343

    Fallion : "i'm badly injured"
    Nano : "you're badly injured in the brain"
    "That wound would never heal"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @supremeleaderwazzy9364
    @supremeleaderwazzy9364 2 года назад +1542

    Never would've expected to hear nano say "kurwa", it truly warms by proud Polish heart

    • @pr0digy76
      @pr0digy76 2 года назад +14

      j(r?)ebana, the obly thing i know from polish 😂

    • @deon5729
      @deon5729 2 года назад

      Witam i prodig you mean jebana?

    • @matthewjones39
      @matthewjones39 2 года назад +9

      What does it mean?

    • @MRBone966
      @MRBone966 2 года назад

      @@matthewjones39 It means "whore" (and it's used as "fuck") but has truly an unlimited potential

    • @eclip1991
      @eclip1991 2 года назад

      @@matthewjones39 kurwa means fuck (like "oh fuck"). And whore.

  • @duckman12569
    @duckman12569 2 года назад +121

    "I was gonna play the clip.. but he's a 79 year old man"
    He is.
    Roll the clip.

  • @jrgrebel5676
    @jrgrebel5676 2 года назад +1608

    Nano always gives us good entertainment

  • @darkbetterlol
    @darkbetterlol 2 года назад +129

    Goof's authentic and immersive sound effects made me like this video

  • @mogbog2
    @mogbog2 2 года назад +1020

    Nothing like watching Nano playing Squad on a Saturday afternoon 🥤

  • @theblade3487
    @theblade3487 2 года назад +30

    There is currently a "small" bug in the game where the marine HAT can fire 2-3 rounds in under a second.
    You go from the dual purpose, shoot, switch to spotting rifle, switch to Anti-Armor, shoot, and shoot again because sometimes it duplicates.
    This is because there is no reload time between a rocket and the spotting rifle.

  • @_Raven_
    @_Raven_ 2 года назад +376

    18:53
    You're now bound in the worlds most heavily armoured/armed wheelchair

    • @atlas4733
      @atlas4733 2 года назад +52

      - rolls into grocery store with amphibious assault vehicle
      - buys lettuce

    • @TLBgaming0330
      @TLBgaming0330 2 года назад +31

      @@atlas4733 -refuses to elaborate

    • @kristiecornell5723
      @kristiecornell5723 2 года назад +7

      @@TLBgaming0330 Like a Chad

    • @gilly68g
      @gilly68g 6 месяцев назад

      @@TLBgaming0330-leaves store without paying

  • @bl8danjil
    @bl8danjil 2 года назад +118

    16:56 "where is Nano. I want to say hi to him"
    Nano presses "give up"
    Ha ha. 😂🤣

  • @danieliusb2234
    @danieliusb2234 2 года назад +108

    2:17 lmao
    "Just random text
    Celebration of the word
    I don't know what I'm doing
    Tour Narva today!"
    The dude who put that in must've been having a good time

    • @LovelyRainbOwO
      @LovelyRainbOwO 2 года назад +9

      outsource translators be like XD

    • @ebnertra0004
      @ebnertra0004 2 года назад +6

      I don't know much Russian, but I knew there was some bullshittery going on there when I saw the phrase "I don't know"

    • @libertyprime7911
      @libertyprime7911 2 года назад

      Nice.

  • @nuke_m4n
    @nuke_m4n 2 года назад +14

    9:26
    Some dude: Money doesnt buy happiness
    The military:

  • @Avtomat_Kalashikova-
    @Avtomat_Kalashikova- 2 года назад +408

    Why is it, if when our man, Nano, uploads, I’m never bored while watching them, this man knows how to entertain…

    • @icantchangemynamefor90days7
      @icantchangemynamefor90days7 2 года назад +3

      Only good RUclips gamer nowadays

    • @what-js5wv
      @what-js5wv 2 года назад +4

      why ask a question and then answer it in the sentence immediately afterwards?

    • @Drghost1235
      @Drghost1235 2 года назад +7

      @@icantchangemynamefor90days7 check out Soviet womble, he has the same energy as Nano here

    • @cgcroc3465
      @cgcroc3465 2 года назад +2

      Lol, same

    • @Thiago_Lipe
      @Thiago_Lipe 2 года назад +2

      @@what-js5wv Because it's a rhetorical question.

  • @kingchideau876
    @kingchideau876 2 года назад +23

    minute 21:00 is probably the most realistic portion of this game.

  • @andreas4417
    @andreas4417 2 года назад +152

    Yeah, this latest update looks awesome, and it looks like they put in some serious effort in the UX as well as sorting known bugs. Looks good.

    • @rollinsomethingbutiforgot
      @rollinsomethingbutiforgot 2 года назад +1

      Lol everyone hates it
      I deleted squad for the last time with this update
      You'd need a nasa rig to run this game on the lowest setting
      Look into "fps rip squad"

    • @idontreadreplies1804
      @idontreadreplies1804 2 года назад

      @@rollinsomethingbutiforgot L o L . I have a RX 580 which is from 2017 and it runs 55fps on medium and 40 on high settings with minor tweaks. You definitely salty cause you suck(I’m not even good) or you’re trying to play on a 11 year old PC. Wouldn’t be surprised you’re joining 250+ ping servers just to complain about your fps lmao, nice try being disingenuous to keep people from playing tho 🤡.
      Look up the countless, up to date, tutorials on RUclips for graphical settings if you’re actually having issues, since they’ve proven to work for most people. If not, upgrade from your decade old parts. Hold this L.

    • @camark0819
      @camark0819 2 года назад

      @@rollinsomethingbutiforgot u didn't wait for 3.0.1 asshole?

    • @itsluismedia
      @itsluismedia 2 года назад +4

      @@rollinsomethingbutiforgot You aren’t lying most games would be 90fps or a little above now my rig is struggling to maintain 70fps.

  • @selectionn
    @selectionn 2 года назад +12

    Nanos squad videos are the best, theres other squad tubers but Nanos feel like he isnt trying to force comedy or funny moments like the other youtubers. good shit man

  • @superhakker3198
    @superhakker3198 2 года назад +34

    Man, Nano you got me into so many games I hope I can run into you one day. Much love from California

  • @AudioAdvisory38
    @AudioAdvisory38 2 года назад +16

    22:10 for at least the next minute gives me reason to live.

  • @theroguenob
    @theroguenob 2 года назад +123

    They should do a Chinese faction since, that's the theatre that the Marines are primarily focused on. While the armys is Russia

    • @brickobunga8629
      @brickobunga8629 2 года назад +59

      They’re doing a “panasia” faction which is literally just China. It’s the next faction that’s going to be released.

    • @theroguenob
      @theroguenob 2 года назад +1

      @@brickobunga8629 cool

    • @DeathGrunt666
      @DeathGrunt666 2 года назад +7

      Yeah depending on the situation kinda, they're used for amphibious and island hopping operations but the army was the main force in Vietnam, although I think it was the opposite in Korea or just more equal. Not Anymore at least, I don't think they take over an entire war or front if it's Southeast Asia like they did in WW2 against Japan. Obviously they're a branch of the navy and they specialize in clearing and making a route for the Navy to launch an assault on the enemy. Marine Corps are easier and faster in deployment as compared to naval or army troops. This is why their services are required every now and then by the Navy to launch attacks on enemies through naval routes. Army now usually takes the brunt once ground and logistics is established for them to enter
      edit: Actually in WWII the Navy under Nimitz fought the SOUTH PACIFIC. The Army under MacArthur fought the Southwest Pacific so even less so does USMC take TOTAL control, still a fucking lot for its size

    • @lithium1770
      @lithium1770 2 года назад

      @@brickobunga8629 ya but it needs to be named china

    • @brickobunga8629
      @brickobunga8629 2 года назад +8

      @@lithium1770 why? If the devs want Chinese players it’s probably best they don’t name it China, just so the Chinese government doesn’t get pissy like they always do. But why does it have to be named China?

  • @mks_dan
    @mks_dan 2 года назад +26

    I'm giggling all day from the "I am under the water" moment

  • @Neon-_-
    @Neon-_- 2 года назад +17

    "my superior evasion tactics worked"
    1 second later: ​*explodes*

  • @Hamun002
    @Hamun002 2 года назад +28

    The Humvees having no doors is at least partially accurate. I knew a guy in PA who was a SAW gunner since he was short, and one time on patrol he had to get out of his Humvee quick to start laying down fire, and he said he kicked the door to get out, and his boot went right through. He was fine, but yeah. I'd rather have the breeze too.

    • @manhalen7046
      @manhalen7046 2 года назад +4

      There are diffrent versions. Some are turtlebacks that have the hard cover over the back of the vehicle and then you have the soft tops with canvas doors.

  • @PavelKahun
    @PavelKahun 2 года назад +6

    23:44 This is a known bug, the hitbox of a destroyed vehicle is the same for everyone, but the visual model is sometimes different for people, so don´t be too harsh on the driver. :P

  • @redacted8983
    @redacted8983 2 года назад +7

    5:01 the bomb's positioning over the HUD looks like you've done a killstreak

  • @suctioncupman7568
    @suctioncupman7568 2 года назад +28

    Nano: oh there’s one * uses grenade launcher*

  • @tictakgaming
    @tictakgaming 2 года назад +12

    I’m genuinely happy every time I see you upload. Thanks for all you do Nano.

  • @cg6176
    @cg6176 2 года назад +9

    Wish I could be as calm and collected as you when playing. I just run around like a headless chicken and die constantly

  • @MasterCheif-rw7vi
    @MasterCheif-rw7vi 2 года назад +5

    26:46
    "I feel like we got thrown into a f**king top gun movie." Had me dying of laughter

  • @ry4n737
    @ry4n737 2 года назад +18

    So cool that you can drag your team mates to safety 👍

    • @Nanoytgaming
      @Nanoytgaming  2 года назад +17

      Yea its awesome! just wish it wasnt so glitchy, many times it doesn't work and you get caught in the open.

  • @brutalgamer840r
    @brutalgamer840r 2 года назад +15

    8:41 - 8:55 my favorite part of Nano in this episode

  • @maxversthappening8166
    @maxversthappening8166 2 года назад +23

    Nano: “oh the marines are here!”
    The marines milliseconds later: *lmao jk*

  • @tommarks5301
    @tommarks5301 2 года назад +4

    From 7:08 to when Nano got hit by the humvee was like a movie. (kinda)

  • @Kaldortangerine
    @Kaldortangerine 2 года назад +7

    "where is nano, i want to speak to nano"
    Nano: exits with extreme prejudice

  • @4T3hM4kr0n
    @4T3hM4kr0n 2 года назад +6

    7:50 he knows who you are XD

  • @AP-PHOTOS
    @AP-PHOTOS 2 года назад +5

    26:51 when you look out the heli and see the lav shooting is just so epic looking to me.

    • @RandomVs189
      @RandomVs189 2 года назад +1

      true, even the mortars hitting the area in 27:00 looks so cool to me

  • @tytoalbasoren9457
    @tytoalbasoren9457 2 года назад +2

    13:17 Respect to that one guy yelling the famous line from Starship Troopers.

  • @Fire_of756
    @Fire_of756 2 года назад +3

    Fallion: Ah, I'm dead to a grenade.
    Nano: Good, then our combat specs went up.

  • @sanungwarthunder
    @sanungwarthunder 4 месяца назад +1

    Nano: *respects traffic laws*
    Also Nano: *proceeds to commit several warcrimes in foreign territory*

  • @maverickbrenneman443
    @maverickbrenneman443 2 года назад +76

    From the Halls of Montezuma
    To the shores of Tripoli
    We fight our country's battles
    In the air, on land, and sea.
    First to fight for right and freedom
    And to keep our honor clean; We are proud to claim the title
    Of United States Marines.
    Our flag's unfurled to every breeze
    From dawn to setting sun; We have fought in every clime and place
    Where we could take a gun.
    In the snow of far-off Northern lands
    And in sunny tropic scenes; You will find us always on the job--The United States Marines.
    Here's health to you and to our Corps
    Which we are proud to serve; In many a strife we've fought for life
    And never lost our nerve.
    If the Army and the Navy
    Ever look on Heaven's scenes, They will find the streets are guarded
    By United States Marines.

    • @LargeFarva125
      @LargeFarva125 2 года назад +6

      written by a member of the air force

    • @gabe7251
      @gabe7251 2 года назад +6

      God bless the United States Marine Corp

    • @Choward6969
      @Choward6969 2 года назад +2

      RAHHH

    • @tarikdamm7528
      @tarikdamm7528 2 года назад +1

      When someone makes a move
      Of which we don't approve,
      Who is it that always intervenes?
      UN and OAS,
      They have their place, I guess,
      But first - send the Marines!
      We'll send them all we've got,
      John Wayne and Randolph Scott;
      Remember those exciting fighting scenes?
      To the shores of Tripoli,
      But not to Mississippoli,
      What do we do? We send the Marines!
      For might makes right,
      And till they've seen the light,
      They've got to be protected,
      All their rights respected,
      Till somebody we like can be elected.
      Members of the corps
      All hate the thought of war;
      They'd rather kill them off by peaceful means.
      Stop calling it aggression,
      Ooh, we hate that expression!
      We only want the world to know
      That we support the status quo.
      They love us everywhere we go,
      So when in doubt,
      Send the Marines!

    • @MrMontanaNights
      @MrMontanaNights 2 года назад +2

      @@LargeFarva125 LOL The Air Force didn't exist when the Marine Corps Hymn was written. The first verse was partially written in 1805, with further additions in 1847. The hymn as written above was authorized by the Commandant of the Marine Corps as the official version in 1929.

  • @Haiesta
    @Haiesta 2 года назад +2

    0:50
    Idk why but the ‘the water is fine!’ Reminds me of slimecicle with an arachnatron and lava

  • @luckypegasusvol7700
    @luckypegasusvol7700 2 года назад +5

    16:11 "That would have *at least* killed him"

  • @NotViperfn
    @NotViperfn Год назад +1

    “Where is nano I want to say hi to him” nano: presses give up on the dead screen 😂😂

  • @ohno_deerlady
    @ohno_deerlady Год назад +9

    You make me
    Laugh right now as I have the flu thank you for being as chaotic as me.😂

  • @ryanmair2373
    @ryanmair2373 2 года назад +4

    22:38 lol his sound effects are pretty good

  • @FrankTheThinkTank
    @FrankTheThinkTank 2 года назад +6

    15:05 Nice, a belt fed .50 BMG ammo box...

    • @_DMNO_
      @_DMNO_ 2 года назад +1

      Too hard to simulate a full belt on every truck

  • @DPGG16
    @DPGG16 4 месяца назад +1

    24:16 nano was fed up with fallions schenanagans

  • @enoughofyourkoicarp
    @enoughofyourkoicarp 6 месяцев назад +3

    6:36 Well of course you just sink, they don't teach soldiers how to swim because you're supposed to wear your PT belt, then you can't drown, so that's on you really.

  • @Zargabaath
    @Zargabaath Месяц назад

    Imagine sitting dead still and popping a smoke screen. That way you can't see the enemy, but they know exactly where you STILL ARE.

  • @stink2967
    @stink2967 2 года назад +9

    12:34 You can't be suppressed by friendly fire, I'm 95% sure it was an enemy that killed you.
    5:08 is a good example, friendly got shot by enemy which you got suppressed by, but the friendly 50 cal firing at you didn't.
    7:57 no suppression even with friendlies firing passed you or when you die. Pretty sure that was a TK.
    9:37 is best example
    Just thought I'd show some evidence to back up the claim but it's a good thing to know.

  • @yoshiki7757
    @yoshiki7757 2 года назад +1

    "You're badly injured in the brain..."
    I'm dead :P

  • @battlefields2mine
    @battlefields2mine 2 года назад +4

    26:27 i just play MW2 theme song it fits like a glove. So cinematic.

  • @stanislavsemenov3874
    @stanislavsemenov3874 2 года назад +1

    2:15 the writing on the wall says "Just a random text. I don't kno what I'm doing".

  • @thereptiofgod7888
    @thereptiofgod7888 2 года назад +6

    Am I dreaming or the 50. Cal are pulling back the ammo in the case at 15:12 ???

    • @aRatherScottishChap
      @aRatherScottishChap 2 года назад +1

      it's the wagon-wheel effect

    • @thereptiofgod7888
      @thereptiofgod7888 2 года назад +1

      @@aRatherScottishChap But it doesn't match with irl footage, plus there are no animation for the cartridges cases ejection

    • @lordtenju6750
      @lordtenju6750 2 года назад +1

      FUCK YES another person that saw it

  • @Shalltear-rx2zr
    @Shalltear-rx2zr 2 года назад +2

    0:38
    Nano see's a carrier
    Nano" What the fu-
    Perfect cut.

  • @thomassantos9279
    @thomassantos9279 2 года назад +16

    Nano, seus vídeos são os melhores, manda um salve pra galera do Brasil ❤️

  • @IceShackBagel
    @IceShackBagel 2 года назад +2

    The Marines are here!
    Marines: *crash helos together*
    You should've known...

  • @dannyengineer9862
    @dannyengineer9862 2 года назад +39

    This update is inaccurate, they didn't give the marines Crayons in their MRE's or Medkits. Plus, the marines are the type of guys to rush in without any orders at all, while the army advances only after the air force destroyed the enemy.

  • @jeezed2950
    @jeezed2950 2 года назад

    I gotta give props to the video being mostly clean. I'm sure that's a lot of work to censor some language but I appreciate it especially when kids are around.

  • @notpotatomedicrr5024
    @notpotatomedicrr5024 2 года назад +4

    3:06 soldiers when they see kids

  • @Steviebob-
    @Steviebob- 2 года назад +2

    Ok so this is gonna sound out of place but Nano, I went all the way back to your first video, and goddamn it's a masterpiece.

  • @MikeJones-qn1gz
    @MikeJones-qn1gz 2 года назад +3

    I love it this game is slowly becoming the new project reality (great game btw)

  • @RNG-esus
    @RNG-esus 2 года назад +2

    The entire time you were fighting the MTLB at 4:30 i was trying to give commands and I didnt realize i was muted for like 5 mins aha

  • @arguedscarab7985
    @arguedscarab7985 2 года назад +3

    9:45 Nano aint no snitch

  • @donmatteonero3701
    @donmatteonero3701 2 года назад +1

    SIR YES SIR HOORAH!- some marine after the update probaly

  • @simon_969
    @simon_969 2 года назад +4

    8:12 old nano intro

  • @SQDLowkey
    @SQDLowkey 2 года назад +3

    12:49, being an indian, this made me laugh so hard. Love your vids nano, love from india

  • @Drabbo
    @Drabbo 2 года назад

    ‘You just sink to the bottom’
    *5 seconds of contemplation*
    *Owen Wilson Wow Intensifies*

  • @michastysia5414
    @michastysia5414 2 года назад +6

    4:08
    10:22
    Polska gurom, pozdrawiam

  • @Elkrid665
    @Elkrid665 2 года назад +1

    "Oh there's one!"
    Commits war crime

  • @kratos948
    @kratos948 2 года назад +3

    26:01 can you imagine the damage on the shoulder irl??

  • @guilhermegoncalves110
    @guilhermegoncalves110 2 года назад +2

    5:08 - I kept smiling during this slow-mo bit. Something is definitely wrong with me.

  • @lucabrehmer3415
    @lucabrehmer3415 2 года назад +4

    19:22 i feel special

  • @chiangkaishrek5245
    @chiangkaishrek5245 2 года назад +2

    1:41 well, at least you have oil, unlike my coutry which ran out of oil due to "economic growth"

  • @sojuiceee5482
    @sojuiceee5482 2 года назад +5

    Great content Nano, thanks for dying in the fun zone with us

  • @theexpertsofnothing9089
    @theexpertsofnothing9089 2 года назад

    "Eh can we get a ride?" ^BOOM^ switches to next bit

  • @emirhan5318
    @emirhan5318 2 года назад +4

    9:08 call of duty 2 soviet capter 1

  • @sierra4actual
    @sierra4actual 2 года назад +2

    3:49 operation eagle claw moment

  • @stevec2552
    @stevec2552 2 года назад +16

    Marines say "Oorah" Army says "Hooah". You kinda mixed the two.

    • @maxwojatk5111
      @maxwojatk5111 2 года назад

      ?

    • @maxwojatk5111
      @maxwojatk5111 2 года назад

      Why are u telling him this....

    • @stevec2552
      @stevec2552 2 года назад

      @@maxwojatk5111 the video was originally titled "Horah! The Marines are here" or something like that. He fixed it lol.

  • @steelwolf4259
    @steelwolf4259 2 года назад +1

    Rumor has it, there is a singular Humvee with a bunch of crayon eaters in it roaming the swamp and terrorizing any unfortunate BTR that crosses their path...

  • @JehanPrasetyo.p
    @JehanPrasetyo.p 2 года назад +3

    11:21 modern D-Day

  • @unknowntotally2320
    @unknowntotally2320 2 года назад +2

    15:59 defying laws of gravity

  • @komar8619
    @komar8619 2 года назад +5

    3:43 Israel in the second Lebanon war

  • @themanthemyththelegend9793
    @themanthemyththelegend9793 2 года назад +1

    Congrats on 1mil !!!

  • @sirlenespillere5754
    @sirlenespillere5754 2 года назад +17

    Muito bom nano, traga um vídeo mostrando o que a de novo no squad

  • @shlammtown
    @shlammtown 2 года назад +1

    2:14 the white text says: just a random text, I don’t know what am I even doing

  • @MagicalNick
    @MagicalNick 2 года назад +4

    10:23POLANAD POLAND POLAND

  • @goredrinker2740
    @goredrinker2740 2 года назад +1

    4:53 he was actually wearing an Adidas knock off, what a chad

  • @MAX-ENERGY_5678
    @MAX-ENERGY_5678 2 года назад +1

    I love watching your videos no matter if they’re 30 min or 30 seconds there’s just something about your accent paired with your sarcasm voice makes me smile every time hope you’re doing well can’t wait to see more squad I do love these tactical shooters

  • @Thatonecastorfan
    @Thatonecastorfan 2 года назад +1

    i was just playing with nano today, it was fun.
    told you i was subscribed.

  • @zguy95135
    @zguy95135 Год назад

    Lmfaoooo whenever you’re in a vehicle a Fallion is either driving or in the gunners seat. It never fails 😂

  • @jamalkarlson8430
    @jamalkarlson8430 2 года назад +1

    back to the good old squad days... Brings backs memories! thanks a lot for the content nano!!!

  • @вінницькийпсихопат

    I almost choked on that "squad leading? more like squad leaving" joke

  • @uCruz_
    @uCruz_ 2 года назад +1

    19:58 nano using 50 milion dollars in ammo to kill one guy lmao

  • @pukingpotato2843
    @pukingpotato2843 2 года назад +1

    I’m an avid squad player and I absolutely love your squad videos so I hope I see you on the frontlines one day!

  • @jarradwilder
    @jarradwilder Год назад

    "Did you want 'crayons' or 'Grand Canyon's', because one request is not as easy as the other one"🤣

  • @addmix
    @addmix 2 года назад +1

    Tbh I think there should be a keybind that you can press while in water, that changes your kit to crewman or unarmed, as if you are dropping your armor and rig so that you can stay afloat and swim

  • @Nativeat1YT
    @Nativeat1YT 2 года назад

    "Forget that war stuff man, just chill on the beach". Background gunfire intensifies*

  • @chriswouse7713
    @chriswouse7713 2 года назад

    Nano: looks at prices of fuel in Portugal
    Me: Laughs in british

  • @totenr1tus
    @totenr1tus 2 года назад

    2:14 - "just a random text, I don't know what I'm doing"

  • @quadroff
    @quadroff 2 года назад

    2:15 The sign actually says: "Just a random text. The word holiday. I don't know what I'm doing"