Well, its been a long time since the last war with them. Technically, if this is a provoked attack, then France provoked germany into attacking them in WW2 due to WW1.
I mean, the Ministry of Truth's propaganda and marketing department was out and about, filming shots for the next LIBERTY, DEMOCRACY AND FREEDOM livestream and were caught off-guard, so they had to pitch in. 😂
I’m shocked at the amount of people who actually thought the squids were gone lol. I’ve been saying the squids will be back and they were never destroyed
what the one above said, u can see this helldiver inclines his head a bit at the end, its not a 100 yards stare, its pure rage, anyways... TO THE HELLPODS, HELLDIVERS! MOVE MOVE MOVE!
Downvoted and didnt watch the trailer as I cant play your game because I am in the wrong country. No worries, I'll give your money to another game studio that allows me to play their game.
We shall fight on super earth, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, We shall never surrender -Winston super earth
People may have complained about the new warbond, but it fits the spirit of the game. And the updates this patch? EVERYTHING. Custom loadouts, new Illuminate terror, Superstore being permanent. Lots of live service tend to crawl with their improvements, I'm thankful at the pace of HD2!
@Steir12 right? Especially since you can farm SC completely for free and you don’t have to pay a dime to unlock the battle passes AND they’re permanent additions to the game. They aren’t time limited scams to make you spend more money because of the fear of missing out. AH are the GOATs.
Broooo, when I watched this video, it was like 1:30am, and was suuuuper sleepy, I screamed “SWEET LIBERTY” and hoped on the game as fast as I could hahahahaha
I used to have a bestfriend who I played this with religously. He and our friends. Things got complicated between me and him and now we don't talk anymore. To make things worse all the friends I had took his side in the matter so now I have no one to play this masterpiece with.
I can't believe they would attack us completely unprovoked like that
You expect these anti-democratic flip lips wouldn't do this, I mean it's kinda their thing.
😂
They definitely hate us because of our freedom
And who could've predict this😢
@manhoovy193Quasimodo did predict this.
Me throwing stratagems at the Illuminates in my own neighborhood to lower the rent:
*drops 500kg bomb*
"It's free real estate."
😂
Friendly ocean front property inbound!
Time to collect on that insurance money
here a 380 to bob's house who never stfu about his new car
The way he said completely unprovoked had me goin. 😂
Love this game's humor lol
Well, its been a long time since the last war with them.
Technically, if this is a provoked attack, then France provoked germany into attacking them in WW2 due to WW1.
Completely unprovoked “defensive”
humor?
quiet traitor
SQUID SYMPATHIZER!?
My friend told me: "DUDE EARTH IS BEING INVADED YOU'VE GOT TO HELP."
and that's how I got into Helldivers II
Same here!
"Honey! Where Is My Super Suit!?"
in the wash
What?!!
WHERE - IS - MY - SUPERSUIT!?
@liauyuzhemoe7382 I uhhh put it away!
@JAB6322 WHERE??
Love the disclaimer: "Purple beam of destruction representative of suspected Illuminate path. Actual path may vary."
As if we needed a reason to destroy them haha
Super earth doesn’t spread misinformation
@MagnusBjoernbergPedersen Well, not THAT much. Btw, has anyone tried interviewing them yet?
😂 😂 😂
@Eddie-O-W That’s pretty interesting, now face the wall
It's great that the ministry of Defence was able to put out such a high-quality trailer during the apocalypse.
I mean, the Ministry of Truth's propaganda and marketing department was out and about, filming shots for the next LIBERTY, DEMOCRACY AND FREEDOM livestream and were caught off-guard, so they had to pitch in. 😂
Never forget Buenos Aires
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Presentation should never take a backseat
Ever heard of Human Resources?
Now time for the crusade on cyberstan
uh oh, oh no, my pants, i forgot to get spare pants
Me too brother
Forget about your pants! Take up your arms Helldivers! We must protect democracy
Our pants don't matters anymore. Now get to the hellpods
"So that's why you dive in with just your cape? "
Just pack a spare in your drop pod soldier. SUPER EARTH NEEDS YOU
Just spilled my morning liberTea over all my productivity plans for today.
Considering the entire "war" and all progression is mega rigged and tampered with, i wouldn't sweat it.
@Runefrag save for your execution day clanker
@Runefrag this one right here Democracy officer!
Mood instantly lifted. Thank you for this
Video games are
My escape bruh and this trailer proves it
Who are you, the Illuminate?
I'm calling the Democracy Officer.
Helldivers: *Democracy calls for aid!*
Me: *And Rohan will Answer*
My gun? Modded.
My cape? Clean.
My Destroyer? Loaded.
My pants? Shat.
Oh yeah, it's time.
Spoken like true Helldiver
if an ONI spoff shat its pants you know is bad
THE SHITTENING BEGINS.
"Show time"
💩👖
“Slipspace rupture detected. Slipspace rupture detected. Slipspace rupture detected. “
NOT AGAAAAIIN
"He gave his life thinking he just saved Super Earth. We should all be so lucky."
Noooooooooo!
Slipspace rupture detected off our battle cluster
Round 2, lets go!
Pants: Shat
Fear: High
Freedom: In danger
Death: Imminent
Reach: Fallen
Objective: Survive
REINFORCEMENTS: ON THE SPOKE
What are we waiting for??
Hotel: Trivago
Pants: shid
Hog: cranked
possibly one of the hardest trailers of all time
For real, the theme goes so hard with the burning Earth and alarms blaring in the background
This is where the Fun begins.
This is definitely going to be fun
This is where pants are shat
this is going to have me up at 5am but I must for super earth
For the Republic!
You said it wrong
"This is where the real game begins"
COME ON HELLDIVERS, YA WANNA LIVE FOREVER?!
Well a little longer wouldn’t hurt.
😢
WITNESS ME!
@BurnByMoonlight. WITNESS
Reporting for duty, SIR
I didnt say zhat! I only zaid we arent full of tumors!
"Let them come. Let them brawl. Let them face the insurmountable might of the Helldivers."
i subconsciously read this in his voice
Guess we're the Galactic Emergency now
IT'S HELLDIVING TIME BABY
Yes it is
Just came home from work. This emergency call broadcasted.
Still in work attire goes to hellpod
I'll see you there, Diver!
FOR DEMOCRACY
Same
0:13 what abomination against liberty and democracy is that
Perfect target for my Spear I reckon
That is what happens when Voteless are in the same room for too long.
Kinda looks like an Amalgam from Cod zombies
That is the Fleshmob
@SKULLadmiralHue well super earth needs it 6 feet under
Even looking back on this trailer, being there live on the ARG, and then this dropping. Everything still gives me chills
“Chief, you mind telling me what you’re doing on that ship?”
“Sir, finishing this fight.”
"Were it so easy..."
Okay Master chief lol 😂
Me when Helldivers isn't on xbox
Wrong game. Stupid quote
Wait Helldivers isn't Halo??@collectiveleak
We're going home, Helldivers.
Yes we are
man I miss super earth
Super Earth~
Take me home~ 🎶🎶
No we ain't, get out of your cryopod and start diving!
Hope Genereal Brasch is there
Thankfully I was on the toilet during this annoucement
Not all of us where as lucky
Lucky, I was in bed. All Helldivers, to laundry.
@mattp644 "Repeat, all helldivers to hellbaths."
WE WERE HERE
Me too
ME THREE
WE WERE HERE! FOR DEMOCRACY!
WE WERE HERE BROTHER
WE WERE HERE
Malevelon creek was a sunny day at the beach
😂
lol we will all remember this
Oh absolutely, have you Heard of jungle horrors of vietnam? Nothing compares to being behind german lines in ww2
WW1 trenches laughing in true trauma: "You are all cute"
@thePavukThe Black Death: “I’m not even a war, and I’m king here.”
CONSIDER MY PANTS SHAT SHAMS
AGREED
I agree with you 100%
Mine too
Mine as well
my trousers are officially rotten down to the ancles
"THIS IS IT SOLIDER.. THE *REAL DEAL.* "
NOT THE HEART OF DEMOCRACY!
OH NOO, SWEET LIBERTY 🦅🌟😭😩
Sweet liberty... NOOOOOOOO!
BY THE FOUNDING FATHERS!
The 6GB update takes 3 hours for me, please don't tell me Lady Liberty has forsaken us?
Somehow, the Illuminate returned
"In a sudden completely unprovoked offensive" lol
well time to stop holding it in (poor laundromat employees) lol
*Defensive
you sound like a traitor
@Jack-yb8occheck the subtitles, it’s just the way he pronounces unprovoKED-offensive
💀
Still waiting for helldivers 2 on Xbox. Its not about exclusivity. Its about freedom. Its about democracy!
WE WILL BE FREE FROM SONY'S OPPRESSION!
The day has come
“… and Cortana, let’s give our old friend a warm welcome.’
I’ve already begun
ARTHUR MORGAN IS A HELLDIVER?!?!?!?
@mrman4211He’s a Spartan Helldiver (the best there is)
I’m shocked at the amount of people who actually thought the squids were gone lol. I’ve been saying the squids will be back and they were never destroyed
@T0X1CSECR3TS no idea, never played that garbage.
ALL HELLDIVERS TO HELLPODS. I REPEAT: ALL HELLDIVERS TO HELLPODS.
We dive together or we dont at all.
no
@daniellykke5725 that wasn’t a question, private. Get in the pod, or stand against that wall.
@LostToaster nah we need the dudes. To freedom camp he goes!
I really want to join the fight but I can't
Even with that helmet on I can see that 1000 yard stare behind that helldiver’s visor
Oh it ain't a thousand yard stare...... it's a Doom Slayer Stare...... *He is ready and willing to Rip and Tear, until it is done*
what the one above said, u can see this helldiver inclines his head a bit at the end, its not a 100 yards stare, its pure rage, anyways... TO THE HELLPODS, HELLDIVERS! MOVE MOVE MOVE!
And _this_ is why we needed that flag stratagem!
WE DIVE AS ONE AGAINST THE FOE
Kronk-Helldiver: *Oh its all coming together baby!*
"ALL HELLDIVERS TO HELLPODS"
HE SAID IT, HE SAID IT
The livestream and the buildup to this was AMAZING
They did Halo Reach justice better than the actual sequels
@TruthKeepersOfficialHD2 lol
Is the new patch active right now?
@alng78 yes
@alng78yup!! Get in there we need you!!
Lvl150 Private here. Woke up from 4 mths cryo sleep. I will dive NOW!
Welcome back sir
>lvl150 Private
My fellow diver, you may be entitled to promotion
Super Earth needs you
Lvl150 Viper Commando here. Reporting for duty
133 toxic commander. Squid is back on the menu😎😎😎 see yall on the battlefield🫡🫡
HELLDIVERS TO HELLPODS !!!
HELLDIVERS TO HELLPODS !!!
HELLDIVERS TO HELLPODS !!!
9 minutes on my update
I CAN'T
0:39 the vibes immaculate
900+ hrs later… getting goosebumps again… oh boy
We need your experience now more than ever fellow diver! To the pods!!!!
Don’t let the squid’s discourage you, we’ve been attacked before, and we will emerge on top again.
After all those years of being told I was crazy for prepping, I can finally use it
FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT, OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY.
Super Underwear: soiled
Democracy: In danger
Illuminate: Returned
Helldivers: Deployed
Oh yeah. Its liberty time
Why did I read this in Kronk's voice
In the midst of 'its over' I suddenly found within myself 'where so back'
Ah yes, the circle begins anew
*we're
we will never fall to the squids stay strong helldiver!
Why, this is just a trailer that doesnt mention anything...
here so back
This sent a tear to my eye. Now i have to go to school and spend the whole day wanting to play.
Lock in bro knock school out the way, then we can all goof off!
You got this lil bro
Skip school lil bro, Democracy is more important.
Democracy will wait for you.
@yeetusdeletus1827No. Citizens must stay in Super School.
Slip space rupture detected
Slip space rupture detected
Slip space rupture detected
Slip space rupture detected
Slip space rupture detected
THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!!
"Yeah, we're pickin' up anomalies too."
This can't be happening...
Must be the whole dam iluminate fleet
"Let our enemies take no step that is not unhindered by the corpse of their comrades."
This is the moment of truth, Helldivers. Everyone to the front lines and fight for our right to spread Managed Democracy!
0 comments on the official account is diabolical
Downvoted and didnt watch the trailer as I cant play your game because I am in the wrong country. No worries, I'll give your money to another game studio that allows me to play their game.
@osiris19850530 bro u should be coming at sony for doing that
@osiris19850530bro that is SONY, nothing to do with AH, Steam, or Microsoft z
@osiris19850530 Arrowhead isn’t the problem here it’s the publisher, Sony
Arrowhead you slick sons of guns, you really cooked with this one!
3 enemies is cooking ? Lol ha ha sure thing.
The music in this game always manages to give me goosebumps ffs
We're gonna need another General Brasch.
We won't. We already have what it takes. Ourselves. Each other.
Forget Brasch, We need John Helldiver himself
We are so backkk
THANK YOU ARROWHEAD, LETS CRUSH THESE SQUIDS ALL OVER AGAIN, HELLDIVERS TO HELLPODS
i was about to go to bed at 4 am but im glad i refreshed my feed
Calamari is back on the menu, divers!!!
Fried, burnt, or crispy?
@damiensimmont1111 I'll have all of everything!
The Illuminate have returned, and their autocratic intentions are no longer shrouded in mystery.
Gun: modded and loaded
Hellpod: armed
Stratagems: ready
Freedom: prevails
Democracy: forever
The editing is top-tier. Seriously impressive
HOLY SHITTTTR, IT’S JUST LIKE REAAACHHHHHH
Objective: Survive
Grenade Launcher... Check
Jump pack... check
Anti tank emplacement... check
Random airstrike and or oribital strike...check
Helldiver going down o7
Нарешті дочекалися,за демократію 🤘🤘🤘
"War is coming in all its glory and all its horror"
Thanks for the sc2 quote.
PANTS HAVE BEEN THOROUGHLY SHAT
PANTS STATUS: SHAT
Player: "Yeah, masters od ceremony warbond was kind of lacki..."
* 4 days later, new patch *
Player: *silently turns on ps5*
Its 3 new enemies and very basic weapon modification man, nothing crazy
Takes out wallet to buy new bond
@mikless6936 it has been leaked that we'll be getting new missions next week bro
@mikless6936 and we'll be fighting with seaf troops in super earth
i should put my brown pants and my red shirt
U CALLED? We are ready!
FOR SUPER EARTH!!!!!!! WE WILL STAND
Reach fell so that Super Earth could stand
This is going straight into my favorites playlist
HELLDIVERS TO HELLPODS
WE ARE AT LIBCON 1
COPY THAT, COLOSSUS OF JUDGEMENT AT THE READY!
COME ON HELLDIVERS DO YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER?!!!
AND.
HERE.
WE.
GO.
WE'RE SO BACK.... and so are the Illuminate!
SLIPSPACE RUPTURE DETECTED.
SLIPSPACE RUPTURE DETECTED
SLIPSPACE RUPTURE DETECTED
SLIPSPACE RUPTURE DETECTED.
THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!!
SLIPSPACE RUPTURE DETECTED
A white tear ran down my leg
Lol ew
Everyone too caught up wearing the brown pants when we needed the white ones
A brown one ran down mine
SES Soul of victory reporting. Weapons hot and ready to drop
SES Gauntlet of Freedom responding to threats immediately
SES Halo of Truth - Status: pending
Reason: I'm in the middle of my physics lesson right now
SES Mother of Independence responding...... in about 4 hours after my shift ends
SES Fist of Peace awaiting deployment.
SES Emperor of Mankind Ready for Deploy.
Yeah I can download and play Helldivers 2 again, it is an emergency after all.
One of the best buildups ever
It has begun
* ALARM BLARING *
INVASION ALERT , ILLUMINATE , IN THE GALAXY
John Helldiver: "The squids in the galaxy!?"
PROTECT DEMOCRACY
"We need to protect democracy!"
@inter_a YO A LITTLE DEMOCRACY HERE?
@TheFaceOfAbsurdity 1 1.. UHHH.. 1!
@xyrah-kadachi
>Throws Orbital 380mm HE Barrage
INCOMING
Suddenly the song Free Bird started playing in my head
*Would you like to know more?*
Weve returned to the "we are so back" part of the hd2 cycle
We shall fight on super earth, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, We shall never surrender -Winston super earth
I WILL SPILL SQUID INK FOR SUPER EARTH GRAAAAAHHHH
Ladies and Gentlemen. We won the Battle of Super Earth. The Illuminate has been driven off the Sol System
A Helldiver has fallen into the river in LEGO City . . .
I cant believe this was only 4 months ago, feels like a year
I know right?
WE'RE SO BACK!!
THEY ARE HERE
People may have complained about the new warbond, but it fits the spirit of the game. And the updates this patch? EVERYTHING. Custom loadouts, new Illuminate terror, Superstore being permanent. Lots of live service tend to crawl with their improvements, I'm thankful at the pace of HD2!
This update is the highest we've ever been on the "WE'RE SO BACK" end of the spectrum
warbond definitely won't make a dent in the meta but not every warbond should lol
@h2o848 If every warbond would change meta it would be indicative of powercreep. Idk why people complain so much.
@Steir12 right? Especially since you can farm SC completely for free and you don’t have to pay a dime to unlock the battle passes AND they’re permanent additions to the game. They aren’t time limited scams to make you spend more money because of the fear of missing out. AH are the GOATs.
@TruthKeepersOfficialHD2no that was the actual buff update.... Things were awful for the gane before that
Broooo, when I watched this video, it was like 1:30am, and was suuuuper sleepy, I screamed “SWEET LIBERTY” and hoped on the game as fast as I could hahahahaha
This video got a like from the automatons
Even the enemies that we destroy enjoy our games
I used to have a bestfriend who I played this with religously. He and our friends. Things got complicated between me and him and now we don't talk anymore. To make things worse all the friends I had took his side in the matter so now I have no one to play this masterpiece with.
Oh yeah I'm coming back to diving. Calamari is back on the menu boys! 🦑🐙🦐