Monty Python - Australian Bruces
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 13 май 2012
- The Australian Bruces skit from The Flying Circus
I do not own any of this material it's all courtesy of Monty Python at / montypython .
I only upload these videos because i'm tired of all the shitty quality ones on youtube. 
Приколы
I'm Bruce and so's my wife.
My father actually *was* an Australian philosopher. So ever since childhood I have been frequently overwhelmed by the urge to sing (usually in the least appropriate environments) 'Iiiiiiiiiiimannuel Kant was a real piss-ant and was very rarely stable ...'
The funny thing is Woolloomooloo is now a posh part of Sydney where all the upmarket restaurants and yauchts are.
Raymond Luxury Yacht?
At the time this skit was filmed I was studying Philosophy at the University near Woolloomooloo. It was rowdy and contentious, actually splitting into two separate Philosophy Departments. Poofters were well represented. The Bruce in-joke is that all Australian hairdressers were supposedly gay and named Bruce. This is typical MP cross-over humor but they did a remarkable job of capturing the Genius Loci. My mates and I drank Tooheys Export Pilsner. I never heard of Fosters until I returned to the US.
ikr :) we arent homophobes .. nor are we notably superstitious re gods and whatnot .. and we are probably the most socialist country IN the fukin commonwealth :) The bruces here didn't do their research eh
Tooheys Export Pilsner. Respect.
Yeah, you and every other Aussie I’ve ever heard from say that you guys don’t actually drink Foster’s and that it’s unclear where the idea that you do came from. My friends said that Victoria Bitter was the actual Aussie beer.
Poofters and hair dressers have no business being in any position of authority and have no business being in the philosophy department.
I wouldn't drink anything that comes out of Tooheys.
In Yiddish, tooheys means ass.
“This here’s the wattle
The symbol of our land
You can stick it in a bottle
Or you can hold it in your hand
OY!”
I'll be using that in the right settings when they arise. A great sketch from these mad loonies and this is the first time I've seen it in donkey's yonks.
Pure genius. Skewering the Ozzies in a way they appreciate!
Look at John Cleese's face when he reads the rules, he is so close to laughing his arse off, that sketch probably took a day to record with all of them randomly laughing every line
They do the accent pretty well. For pommies.
yeah. Ten pound Poms are the bane of my life. The pommy bastards.
@@letsseeif Calm down Bruce. 🦘
@@lervish1966 in you're own time reboot your internet and come again. Thanks Brucette. Much obliged. Got a busy day on. Must feed the pet kangaroo and the kids but not in that order.
How to be Australian
1. Throw a boomerang
2. Cruelly kill kangaroos
3. Have a barby every day
4. Be racist towards Aboriginals
5. Be obsessed with sport
6. Say g'day 1000 times a day
7. Be very chauvanistic
8. Get eaten by a great white shark
9. Wear a cork hat
10. Die from a snake or spider bite
Because they're pretty much the same. Australians are just nasally brits
As a Bruce begat from a Bruce by a Bruce under the Southern Cross I stand with a piece of wattle in my hand, named a Bruce in the Bruce of a land..Australia.. your a bloody little beauty..amen
Oh hallo Bruce! How ya goin Bruce?! Good onya Bruce. Righto.
👋🤠👍
I think I found where Steve “Bruce" Irwin got all his clothes. Not sure how up he was on philosophers; but he was an alright Bruce.
Some get a Corvette Stingray, others get carved up by a Stingray.
It's always annoying and painful when you step on a Bindi.
Rule 6. There is NO rule 6!
Nobody laughed. The guy with the cards mustn't have held it up
First rule of Bruce Club: You do not talk about Bruce Club.
Second rule of Bruce Club: You do NOT talk about Bruce Club.
Third rule: Everyone is named Bruce.
Fourth rule: No poofters.
Bloody little Bruce of a beauty.. amen
All hail the Bruce!
Number nine, the ear.
Rule 1: No Pooftahs
this is so on the money..feels like i'm watching a bruce beresford movie with jack thompson..
This skit's rules need to be updated.
Not only is there No Poofters, but no Wankers either. Or anyone not called Bruce.
Or any Rule Six.
@@TomFynn There is NO Rule Six!
Also the most important rule of not catching anyone NOT drinking in their room after lights out.
Also no poofters.
@@louthinator We've already got those rules, Bruce.
I’m from australia and if I can say one thing about this
I thinks that my mate Bruce
I take it that your name is Bruce, as well.😺😸😹🇦🇺, g’day Bruce…
@@1960dave1960 We are all Bruces in Australia. I'll say this. "It takes one to know one."
@@letsseeifwhen I was at Primary School in Oz there was only 3 Bruce’s in the class and 4 Wayne’s.
Also no Pooftas.
Wait that's two things.
@@henrysevern most of the names in vogue in 2023 my want to vomit. The are so many girls names Taylor or variations like Tahlier or Talar. Why can't we have some Sandra or Joans. What is Australia coming to if this goes unchecked. [when I was a kid we have Barrys and Marys. Which brings to mind, one we called 'hairy Mary from the Dairy'.]
No Poofters!
Absolute Legends 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Windy one today bruce
It would do every philosopher very well to spend some time in charge of a sheep dip.
monthy python sketches are all copyright free. THEY said so
They look like and sound like the late Steve Irwin the crocodile hunter. He would only have only have been a kid back then.
Elevensies!
Gold
AUSTRALIA, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous!
No, that’s NZ! 😂😂😂
@@littleredwitch Ah Spit.
@@littleredwitch Sorry, but It *is* Australia. In NZ it is the Hobbits which are nervous.
nah thats the welsh
As of 2013, it's the cows that are nervous in NZ.
And the deer are domestic. ; )
Ich möchte da leben, wo die Leute so sind, wie in diesem Video.
In John Cleese's Kopf??
If I was to tell them Bruces I was into Kylie Minogue music, would that make me a pooftah? 😆
I wonder if Barry Humphries had a hand in this sketch
They're all drinking Foster's
INACCURATE. VB's or XXXX, otherwise they're a sheep-mounting kiwi m8
We only drink VB in Australia. Fosters is for your Pommy mates and matesses.
@@letsseeif No one drinks VB anymore, tastes like spit!
Yep, no Aussie would drink Foster's
@@Slashkamr especially since the English Cricket team at Lords spat the dummy!
Holy shit it's my dad
So your dad is called bruce then?
Someone link the cheese shop! They were on the same album!
Monty Python - Australian Bruces. 10.3.24. I'd like to welcome the pommie barstards to the no pufta house....
Poofta 😂
Spot On, Sheila! 🦘
Great line about the socialist thinkers.
At the University near Woolloomooloo around 1970 there were a number of popular Marxist lecturers and courses, but I think the split in the Philosophy Department was due more to the underlying Epistemological differences.
_Provided he makes it clear that they were wrong._
Hear hear. : )
No puffters! They need to reinstate that law.
How can you enjoy Monty python yet be completely in opposition to what they stand for
@@boyznthewoodz770 I wasn't being serious for fuck sake.
How could anyone be so moronic as to show a Python sketch distorted like this? Bring back the Spanish Inquisition.
Go kiss a monkey's bum, you drongo...🐒
Show this to the woke people...especially the NO POOFTERS bit.
whooooooooooosh
I’m a leftist and I still think it’s funny. Also, my brother’s boyfriend is a big Monty Python fan. We quote this often.
In the first place, you couldn't accurately or honestly define "woke" if someone duct taped an alarm clock to your head.
In the second place, on the subject of using the word "snowflake" as an insult, no less than John Cleese opined: "‘Yes I’ve heard this word. I think sociopaths use it in an attempt to discredit the notion of empathy."
In the third place, as someone who leans liberal and left himself, this skit is funny as Hell.
And in the final place, the only people who are as obsessed with "poofters" as right wingers are often often in the closet "poofters" themselves.
Have a lovely life being miserable.
Oh eat shit goofball
A commentary on Australia's racist and homophobic culture.
Vote Yes.
Why did you watch it then you dumbo?
Vote no to racial segregation
Your comments here break Rules 1, 3, 5 and 7...
Hey... so umm... how'd that whole vote thing work out for yas?
@@slicedtopieces - about 60% voted "no". So now they will need to find something important to babble about.