INDIAN TEACHERS और HOMEWORK | LATEST STAND UP COMEDY by PIYUSH SHARMA

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
  • School life is a wholesome roller coaster ride that leaves us with bittersweet memories. Here is Hindi Stand Up Comedy on them.
    Will be updating soon about upcoming stand up comedy shows in delhi.
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    CREDITS:
    Venue: The Habitat - Comedy and Music Cafe, Mumbai
    Habitat Video Team: Dishang Popat, Nishant Thawrani, Yash Pandit
    Habitat Audio Team: Sreejith Menon, Yash Barse
    Soundtrack: The Expendables 3 trailer ( • The Expendables 3 (201... )
    Edited by: Tarun Singhal
    Sound Mixing & Mastering: Sohail Gandhi
    Special Thanks: Vipul Goyal, Gaurav Kapoor, Vinay Sharma

Комментарии • 4,3 тыс.

  • @mrpiyush
    @mrpiyush  4 года назад +4001

    Comment your weirdest/funniest school moments here 👇

    • @suhani551
      @suhani551 4 года назад +84

      I dont think its funny. But my Hindi teacher really likes speaking in English. Her favourite sentence is "Don't make me strict with you" lol

    • @hetarthmahida2173
      @hetarthmahida2173 4 года назад +45

      I had an SS teacher who always sustained the S sound at the end of a word. So the entire class asked her doubts which would end in s
      Like she would speak Mughalssssss, Partiesss, etc. Still miss her sounds😂😂

    • @alokbaluni8760
      @alokbaluni8760 4 года назад +51

      When I was In KG
      I was showing off my favourite underwear to everyone in my class and everyone was laughing.
      Sad part was that was not my favourite underwear.

    • @tanmayr_183
      @tanmayr_183 4 года назад +33

      There was this English teacher in 10th. she was strict af. So if she asks the whole to bring literature notebook tomorrow and if by chance someone actually forget to bring literature notebook, instead he/she brings another notebook. She will be like , " beta kyu nahi laaye?"
      Student: Ma'am actually I forgot to bring the notebook.
      Ma'am , " HOW CAN YOU FORGET?"
      just tell me how you guys forget 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐

    • @DeadPool-tl4ec
      @DeadPool-tl4ec 4 года назад +9

      5:31
      Please ask him meaning of fk

  • @megraw0189
    @megraw0189 4 года назад +4467

    Nowadays teachers
    "Students Am I audible"

    • @sarajuddinbatt01
      @sarajuddinbatt01 4 года назад +54

      And then glasses on nose , above frame sight "Last bench tumko"

    • @megraw0189
      @megraw0189 4 года назад +17

      @@sarajuddinbatt01 relatable

    • @queencinderella570
      @queencinderella570 4 года назад +8

      Same here

    • @P_A1_N
      @P_A1_N 4 года назад +7

      Ohh .......

    • @inktober1771
      @inktober1771 4 года назад +30

      Op 😂😂
      What's the three magical word
      I love you 😂😂nahhhh❌
      Am i audible ✅😂😂

  • @RichaKapoor05
    @RichaKapoor05 4 года назад +3302

    My PT teacher - " I have two daughters, both are girls "

    • @veenachauhan5362
      @veenachauhan5362 4 года назад +49

      Same here.......... My pt teacher's fav dialogue

    • @himanshibhatiaa
      @himanshibhatiaa 4 года назад +17

      Greenway Modern School

    • @veenachauhan5362
      @veenachauhan5362 4 года назад +10

      @@11-harshitar.k30 😂😂😂

    • @coolad8626
      @coolad8626 4 года назад +23

      My science teacher are used to say that. Once my friend said ask sir his 3rd daughter is a girl or boy.

    • @vaishnavimadiwale9525
      @vaishnavimadiwale9525 4 года назад +5

      😂

  • @firelimbo9441
    @firelimbo9441 4 года назад +7918

    Every school has a pt teacher who doesn't know English but still try to speak English.

  • @vedikathapa6642
    @vedikathapa6642 4 года назад +4957

    We all had atleast one teacher who would compare our class to a fish market

    • @jck_4283
      @jck_4283 3 года назад +48

      ALWAYS🤣
      Once that teacher said 'How much fish did y'all sell today? How much did you earn today by selling fish?' Ig she was trying to be sarcastic😂

    • @amit.exe_stopped_working5373
      @amit.exe_stopped_working5373 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @omprakhashmudaliar
      @omprakhashmudaliar 3 года назад

      😂😂😂💯💯

    • @drunkandspill7815
      @drunkandspill7815 3 года назад +22

      Yeah and I think we still have those and they'd always say yours is the worst class n same thing to all the classes

    • @supriyaffgmr
      @supriyaffgmr 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @quintessentiallyqrius
    @quintessentiallyqrius 4 года назад +1923

    Reminds of our PT Sir ,” Make a Straight Circle “.
    😃😂🤣

    • @quintessentiallyqrius
      @quintessentiallyqrius 4 года назад +86

      Oh ! How could I forget this one , “ Fill WIND in the basketball 🏀 “

    • @MR-gm9kd
      @MR-gm9kd 4 года назад +93

      Open the doors of the windows 🤣🤣

    • @anonymous.990
      @anonymous.990 4 года назад +6

      @@MR-gm9kd 😂😂

    • @neelay11
      @neelay11 4 года назад +7

      @@quintessentiallyqrius Haha St. Pius Rajendra Sir

    • @quintessentiallyqrius
      @quintessentiallyqrius 4 года назад +6

      @HÝĐŘÄ ĞàmeŘ oh ! That means there are many more ...this one I dun wanna name 😃😂

  • @omtiwari6951
    @omtiwari6951 4 года назад +2154

    Nowadays Teacher - Unmute your mic and tell me the answer
    😂😂

  • @Infovatives
    @Infovatives 4 года назад +948

    My PT teacher once said,"Please be quite, Principle Sir just now PASSED away."
    Guess what he want to say??

  • @theinformativeguy1017
    @theinformativeguy1017 3 года назад +580

    I remember that i got scolding in class 7th for bringing sanitizer to school😂😂😂and and now teachers are like "1litre sanitizer kam se kam lena hoga"

  • @RahulYadav-624
    @RahulYadav-624 4 года назад +3589

    Me-Sir bhul gya homework
    Teacher-Saans lena to nhi bhulte😅
    I'm like:-🙄🙄
    Aap teacher hai

    • @bmcommandowarrior4491
      @bmcommandowarrior4491 4 года назад +176

      In 10 i said sir there is difference between voluntary and involuntary action😌😌

    • @asaradhi
      @asaradhi 4 года назад +27

      Aap teacher hai, not tu teacher hai.

    • @swastika_palak_1787
      @swastika_palak_1787 4 года назад +25

      My reaction : ayeee yr maro Muje maro 🤣🤣🤣😅

    • @chahekchawla
      @chahekchawla 4 года назад +14

      Mere teacher ka dialogue lunch krna bhulte ho to homework kaise bhul gye

    • @maakalodabigadgaya7493
      @maakalodabigadgaya7493 4 года назад +3

      asaradhi aap uunka chaate raho sir

  • @tamanna4767
    @tamanna4767 4 года назад +2673

    My chemistry teacher : shut up the window; sun is coming; I am hot😂😂😂

    • @scream9401
      @scream9401 4 года назад +64

      aur pdh bihar board me😂😂😂😂

    • @scream9401
      @scream9401 4 года назад +8

      @@pulkitk_04 oh fans😂😂
      lekin mujhe to season 3 jada mst lga

    • @pulkitk_04
      @pulkitk_04 4 года назад +6

      @@scream9401 Lawda

    • @scream9401
      @scream9401 4 года назад +2

      @@pulkitk_04 haha so funny😂😂

    • @Subhrajeet0708
      @Subhrajeet0708 4 года назад +57

      Haa mere school mein bhi ek aisi teacher thii
      "Don't talk infront of my backside"

  • @rangergta3311
    @rangergta3311 4 года назад +285

    Indian teachers watching this must be like
    : beta aaj tunhe hamari leh li......class 😂😂

  • @tirthankar8273
    @tirthankar8273 3 года назад +787

    My pt teacher: "go and understand the tree" 🤣 ( stand under the tree)

  • @preetim980
    @preetim980 4 года назад +3529

    My maths teacher always used to ask *"give me red pen of any colour"* 😂😂

  • @aadilshaikh706
    @aadilshaikh706 4 года назад +802

    I remember my pt sir used to say "hair cut not cut why cut"
    😆🥴🥴

  • @suhanirajput347
    @suhanirajput347 4 года назад +383

    My Hindi Teacher: open the window ,let atmosphere come inside

    • @Nisha-by1ov
      @Nisha-by1ov 3 года назад +4

      Omg 😂🤣

    • @ok-bd6zd
      @ok-bd6zd 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @niranjanikapila3719
      @niranjanikapila3719 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @feb388
      @feb388 3 года назад +2

      That needs to be a quote 😂😂😂

    • @trivenip3319
      @trivenip3319 3 года назад

      Nature lover 💕😂😂😂
      Btw hlo army 💜

  • @gauravv1221
    @gauravv1221 4 года назад +352

    My pt teacher use to say --- " both of you three go out of the class "
    Me and other two start fighting -- ( Abe sir ne 2 bola ya 3 😂😂😂🔥))

  • @yuneza07
    @yuneza07 4 года назад +2243

    Dude I'm a teacher 🙄But i laughed so hard after this 😂

  • @aishwarychauhan3009
    @aishwarychauhan3009 4 года назад +703

    My Teacher Also Used To Say"Close The Window Air Force Is Coming"😂😂

  • @pareshkumar9094
    @pareshkumar9094 4 года назад +584

    My teacher was like : *You talk, I throw window*

    • @prabhaujla2022
      @prabhaujla2022 4 года назад +21

      My teacher was like
      Do good writing on notebook otherwise I complete it

    • @arora7619
      @arora7619 4 года назад

      Same here

    • @Roshni-s1l
      @Roshni-s1l 4 года назад

      Lol 😂

    • @mrpiyush
      @mrpiyush  4 года назад +94

      Close the window.. sun is coming

    • @blackknight9157
      @blackknight9157 4 года назад +6

      "I will take your neck and jump out of window" - our hindi teacher

  • @hughiecampbell3160
    @hughiecampbell3160 4 года назад +2310

    My PT teacher : boys go to that line , girls go to that line , and others stay here 😂😂😂😂
    Edit : not to offend anyone .....and ofc I'm not homophobic

    • @jff8993
      @jff8993 3 года назад +19

      😂😂😅

    • @mannumannu8371
      @mannumannu8371 3 года назад +41

      And mix stay here... 😂😂😂

    • @LejonGaming
      @LejonGaming 3 года назад +14

      @@spoiledbratudyan 😂

    • @aneeqasyed9731
      @aneeqasyed9731 3 года назад +10

      Who r da others 😂😂

    • @souftea
      @souftea 3 года назад +35

      Homophobia not funny, honey

  • @deekshachoudhary3792
    @deekshachoudhary3792 4 года назад +609

    Once our PT teacher said, "Go stand inside that tree."

  • @shaikhurba9646
    @shaikhurba9646 4 года назад +1232

    The line .Khana kah na Nahi bhoola is a favourite line of every Indian teacher

    • @Natalia-cm8ez
      @Natalia-cm8ez 3 года назад +6

      Seriously 😂😂

    • @feb388
      @feb388 3 года назад +7

      I always wanted to say " good is a nesscacity. Homework is not ." Or " I forgot to bring my lunch and I did not have time to eat breakfast .

    • @manjukotwani3218
      @manjukotwani3218 3 года назад +1

      Shi kha yhi khte the😂😂

    • @aaravjangid7271
      @aaravjangid7271 3 года назад +2

      Meri har ek techer ne bola tha

    • @Anshu-wz5bh
      @Anshu-wz5bh 3 года назад +2

      I just think that
      Agar Ham khana Nahin khate to Bhookh Lagti Hai
      homework Nahin Karte to dimag Nahin Dukh ta

  • @adwaylachhiramka1516
    @adwaylachhiramka1516 4 года назад +1331

    Reminds me of my sports teacher
    "Close the window,air force is coming"
    "Go and understand the tree".....🤣🤣

  • @chrismarcus2751
    @chrismarcus2751 3 года назад +104

    Math teacher: "I am parallel to your father";
    "Open the window and let the climate come in".

  • @mrharish9696
    @mrharish9696 4 года назад +874

    My Hindi teacher-Yesteday rain was near my home all naalis was housefull.

  • @jackieweaver3884
    @jackieweaver3884 4 года назад +827

    _"why are you looking at the crow outside when I'm inside?"_

  • @illagerplaysminecraft9309
    @illagerplaysminecraft9309 4 года назад +513

    "Apni scale line marle ki liye nhi line me lane keliye bani hai."
    Honestly the best comic to exist

  • @rishikesh456
    @rishikesh456 4 года назад +204

    My Physics teacher enters
    Also him : To kaise hai aaplog

  • @arnatri1503
    @arnatri1503 4 года назад +829

    We had an art teacher who once told, "When I talk she talk, why do you middle talk?"
    I'm not kidding.

  • @Rogginmynoggin11
    @Rogginmynoggin11 4 года назад +749

    My hindi teacher "give me a pink pen ofany color"
    Also my hindi teacher "I talk you talk why you middle talk"
    😂😂😂

  • @acyutanand
    @acyutanand 4 года назад +832

    this is real comedy, no useless dragging in of sexuality.,

  • @werzaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjuki8681
    @werzaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjuki8681 4 года назад +90

    My teacher :" you all have to stand in a straight circle" 😂😂

  • @witcher4579
    @witcher4579 4 года назад +191

    my PT teacher be like- close the window,air force is coming.🤣🤣

    • @dhillon3846
      @dhillon3846 4 года назад +14

      Our pt teacher-open the window let atmosphere come in

    • @teamslzgod3447
      @teamslzgod3447 4 года назад +6

      my maths teacher i talk you talk why you middle talk 😂🤣🤣

  • @AmalSKuriakose
    @AmalSKuriakose 4 года назад +3329

    *This guy can really make you laugh like anything! His humor and speech delivery....! Outstanding! Please upload regularly bro!

    • @tejas-chedgkjd
      @tejas-chedgkjd 4 года назад +69

      Itna funny lagta hai toh ticket khareed Lena beeee

    • @AmalSKuriakose
      @AmalSKuriakose 4 года назад +26

      @@tejas-chedgkjd chill re chill, I was just kidding.

    • @vaishalikayastha3887
      @vaishalikayastha3887 4 года назад +27

      @@tejas-chedgkjd are bhai itna aggressive behaviour apke papa bechte hai....???

    • @cookiedove659
      @cookiedove659 4 года назад +12

      @@tejas-chedgkjd They don't come to small cities like mine.

    • @mohammadsajid3590
      @mohammadsajid3590 4 года назад +5

      @@vaishalikayastha3887
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mrpiyush
    @mrpiyush  4 года назад +535

    SHARE YOUR SCHOOL STORIES HERE 👇
    Humare ek jallaad sir thhe jo homework nahi karne par ladkiyo se maafi maangne lagaate thhe "Didi maine homework nahi kia, mujhe maaf kar do". Bachche raste me realise karte homework nahi kiya, wapas ghar chale jaate thhe.

    • @adityasaxena2743
      @adityasaxena2743 4 года назад +6

      Hahaha

    • @pujanigam7842
      @pujanigam7842 4 года назад +11

      Wo jo apne biwi ke samne krte the uska badla tumlog se lete the😅😆

    • @h.9528
      @h.9528 4 года назад +3

      Sach me ese sir hmare bhi thi maths ke

    • @srishtiraj5805
      @srishtiraj5805 4 года назад +7

      Hmare sir lrkiyo se thappar marwaate the lrko ko

    • @ramanjangra7465
      @ramanjangra7465 4 года назад +3

      Hahahaha

  • @tejasgoyal5149
    @tejasgoyal5149 3 года назад +47

    Mt pt teacher wanted to pick out the uniform defaulters so he said
    " All boys without clothes come out"

  • @vanshupadhyay6289
    @vanshupadhyay6289 4 года назад +468

    "Why you have has had been talking?"😂😂😂😂

    • @shruti4132
      @shruti4132 4 года назад +2

      VANSH UPADHYAY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nishant207.
      @nishant207. 4 года назад +1

      @@shruti4132 hi shruti ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @shruti4132
      @shruti4132 4 года назад

      @@nishant207. hello

    • @nishant207.
      @nishant207. 4 года назад +3

      @@shruti4132 no tu pakka ladka hoga baki muje koi ladki reply nai deti

    • @shruti4132
      @shruti4132 4 года назад

      @@nishant207. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      Kyu teri female frnd ni hai ky unko message kiya kar...
      By the way subscribe to my channel I hope you'll like it... 😇😇

  • @Workkkkkk
    @Workkkkkk 4 года назад +250

    The most funniest moment.. Is that we count the Times our chemistry teacher says 'OK' after every line while explaining a topic..

    • @sajid3293
      @sajid3293 3 года назад +5

      Same😂, but our physics teacher used to say "next" after each line and we used to count..

    • @kenvimavani2667
      @kenvimavani2667 2 года назад +2

      our science teacher says

    • @sanasayed5793
      @sanasayed5793 2 года назад +3

      Omg we used to do this with our history teacher in 9th std😂😂😂😱😱 exactly the same thing 😂😂. All teachers are same I guess

  • @aradhyasa5451
    @aradhyasa5451 4 года назад +249

    Teacher: we cannot see god that's mean God is not there.
    Me: can you see your brain?
    Teacher: no
    Me: that's mean you have no brain
    In heavy god be like
    God: tu hi desh ko aage le jayega

    • @lalit1729
      @lalit1729 4 года назад +1

      But you can see brain.

    • @thus.spoke.zarathustra
      @thus.spoke.zarathustra 4 года назад +6

      Aradhya sa Your “God” forgot to give you a brain.

    • @aryachaudharyy_
      @aryachaudharyy_ 4 года назад

      Aradhya sa bhai teacher se aise pange loge to English weak hi rahegi

    • @nikhilshukla8374
      @nikhilshukla8374 4 года назад

      @@thus.spoke.zarathustra 😂😂😂
      But seriously theistic arguements are so dumb ... More stupid than innocent

    • @thus.spoke.zarathustra
      @thus.spoke.zarathustra 4 года назад +1

      Nikhil Shukla I don’t have anything against religious people but most of them are not very well educated or smart (not saying all of them are).

  • @akshararsamala5825
    @akshararsamala5825 3 года назад +45

    teahcers be like ''how can you forget to do your homework? you forget to eat food aah??''
    arrey madam.....if i dont eat i will feel hungry...if i dont do homework haath pe khujli thodi hogi

  • @mandavi_bajpai
    @mandavi_bajpai 4 года назад +118

    My pt teacher- why u laughing??
    Me- sir I not laughing
    Pt sir- no you laughing
    Me- sorry sir I laughing next time no😂😂

  • @geetasemwal8801
    @geetasemwal8801 4 года назад +533

    Once my bio teacher said " When he or she is ovulating" 😂😂

  • @anayvaibhavkhamparia8233
    @anayvaibhavkhamparia8233 4 года назад +434

    Once my teacher said: Pick that paper and fall into the dustbin

  • @hellyboii5706
    @hellyboii5706 3 года назад +29

    PT Teacher : why you has talking in teaching class
    Me : Sir, I didn't even talk to anyone
    PT Teacher : I am blind!! I am blind!!
    You tell I am blind!!
    😂😂

  • @iamthebest468
    @iamthebest468 4 года назад +1930

    Teacher: why didn't you do your homework.
    Student(tries to tell why he didn't do it)
    Then teachers be like: I don't want any explanations

  • @adityasaxena2743
    @adityasaxena2743 4 года назад +2284

    Thanks for 2.3k likes

  • @kishlaysingh5281
    @kishlaysingh5281 4 года назад +244

    My teacher said when I brought phone
    "phone switch off kar ke silent kar de
    Bewkoof

  • @NoOne-zu2wj
    @NoOne-zu2wj 9 месяцев назад +5

    my computer teacher once said to my bff : SHE TALK I TALK WHY YOU MIDDLE TALK?! 😅

  • @hussainshariff5080
    @hussainshariff5080 4 года назад +351

    My maths teacher was a farmer he allways teaches us about agriculture rather than maths we used to listen to skip maths class we miss him very much R.I.P. sir

  • @saumyaaggarwal9671
    @saumyaaggarwal9671 4 года назад +151

    Our physics teacher says "thapad aisa laga dunga"
    "Vo dekh rhe h aap chlta h voh"(points towards the fan)
    One day he switched off all the fans of the class on a hot day (because according to him it's difficult to listen carefully while the fan's on and we feel sleepy when we're comfortable)
    He (to me and my bestie cause we idiots were talking ?): Beta ye dekh rhe h chlta h yeh (fan)
    My bestie: to sir chla do n phir
    Class😂
    Sir😱

  • @justalazyguy.0_0
    @justalazyguy.0_0 4 года назад +265

    That dislike are from teacher 😂🤣😅😁

    • @SomefactsbyShiwani
      @SomefactsbyShiwani 4 года назад +14

      No way I m a teacher and I m laughing like hell

    • @realcarry1555
      @realcarry1555 4 года назад +3

      why you have has hadbeen laughing

    • @justalazyguy.0_0
      @justalazyguy.0_0 4 года назад

      @@SomefactsbyShiwani i am sorry sir i you got hurt
      That is only for fun

  • @zillboy9779
    @zillboy9779 4 года назад +52

    My Maths Teacher:
    Both of three get out of the class

  • @SidJoshi091294
    @SidJoshi091294 4 года назад +469

    Finally Kuch Laaya Bhai ... Still tripping on Your Joke " Woh 11 lavaris Launde kon hai uska hisab kon dega 😂😂😂😂"

    • @bhi2377
      @bhi2377 4 года назад +2

      🤣

    • @sumitseingh
      @sumitseingh 4 года назад +5

      kaha se jitegi ye party inka vision hi same nhi h

    • @dipthatkookie
      @dipthatkookie 4 года назад +3

      Ye kn se video ka line h.??

    • @SidJoshi091294
      @SidJoshi091294 4 года назад +1

      @@dipthatkookie Hoardings search karo mil jayega

    • @dipthatkookie
      @dipthatkookie 4 года назад

      @@SidJoshi091294 OK thanks!

  • @tapasmondal8384
    @tapasmondal8384 4 года назад +170

    The PT teacher in my school be like:
    "I talk, she talk. Why you middle talk?"
    "Make a straight circle."
    "Keep shut your mouth"
    "Why disturbing you always?"

    • @ns5158
      @ns5158 4 года назад +4

      Armyyyyyy

    • @tapasmondal8384
      @tapasmondal8384 4 года назад +2

      @@ns5158 Yesssss Army!!!!!
      😊

    • @ns5158
      @ns5158 4 года назад +2

      Who's ur bias

    • @tapasmondal8384
      @tapasmondal8384 4 года назад +3

      @@ns5158 OT7 but Jimin certainly has a special place in my heart 😊😉

    • @ns5158
      @ns5158 4 года назад +2

      Wow

  • @Sushilkumar-so4yo
    @Sushilkumar-so4yo 4 года назад +133

    I was literally laughing but he reminded me about JEE and I went into delimma 😢

  • @lauvchohan2784
    @lauvchohan2784 4 года назад +54

    My teacher: is I am audible
    It irritates me 😂😂

  • @Shreyashi-f8y
    @Shreyashi-f8y 4 года назад +109

    Teachers be like:Aj mera tabiyat thik nahi h fir bhi pdha rha hu😂😂
    I am like:Mt padhao nn😅

    • @anshumishra3101
      @anshumishra3101 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/dk2CVwSJQnE/видео.html
      Indian RUclipsr roasted😱

    • @aditisrivastava4630
      @aditisrivastava4630 4 года назад +1

      Yeah !! I always wants to say this !! 😂

    • @annu7887
      @annu7887 4 года назад +2

      Hmm

    • @mr.nobody3634
      @mr.nobody3634 4 года назад +1

      One day my math teacher was teaching but the whole class were shouting and talking. So my math teacher said mera dono son ko dengue hai laken phir bhi mai tum sub ko padha rahi hu, then from backside my friend said, mam app ko Nani hua😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MuditJhawar
    @MuditJhawar 4 года назад +56

    "KEEP SILENCE, THE PRINCIPAL JUST PASSED" 😂

  • @officialladka
    @officialladka 4 года назад +503

    Teacher :- where is your home work?
    Me: - Ghar pe chutt gaya sir😰
    Teacher :- tum kyun nahi chutt Gaye🤔
    🙄😀😅😄🤭

  • @mayankmishra4612
    @mayankmishra4612 3 года назад +66

    Watching this 5 time and especially that hindi teacher part "why u has laughed...😂😂😂"

  • @ashokeadhikary9590
    @ashokeadhikary9590 4 года назад +76

    MY PHYSICS TEACHER: OPEN UR PHYJI-KISS BOOK

    • @jck_4283
      @jck_4283 3 года назад +3

      🤣🤣 rip physics

    • @alicerocksell5379
      @alicerocksell5379 3 года назад +3

      My teacher used to say- Phy jisk book 🤣🤣

  • @dianacooper5050
    @dianacooper5050 4 года назад +611

    Legendary announcement done by our teacher:
    1. Principal is rotating in the corridor.
    2. Principal is passing away in the corridor.
    🙄😂

    • @shanusinha4679
      @shanusinha4679 4 года назад +4

      👌👌😂😂

    • @themoongirl3365
      @themoongirl3365 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @ruby3701
      @ruby3701 4 года назад +1

      100% ryt ...😂🤣

    • @suryansh8360
      @suryansh8360 3 года назад +23

      My sports teacher says, "children be quite, principal just passed away"
      And we are like when did he pass away? Chlo sala ab kl assembly me iski dhamki to nhi sunni pdegi

    • @vishalsrivastva540
      @vishalsrivastva540 3 года назад +11

      Rotating , sala Principal hai ya fan 😂

  • @onlycricket3323
    @onlycricket3323 3 года назад +35

    🇮🇳 Vs 🇺🇲
    Was started here 😂

  • @siddhantkavathekar7555
    @siddhantkavathekar7555 4 года назад +258

    We all have that one teacher whose english is worst...........
    Once my sport teacher said "I have 2 daughters & both are girls........ Xd🤣😁

    • @trnahid4270
      @trnahid4270 4 года назад +6

      can you tell me where is the mistake in this sentence?

    • @ayushpradhan4734
      @ayushpradhan4734 4 года назад +2

      It's *XD

    • @wrathayush
      @wrathayush 4 года назад +13

      Copying jokes ... boomer

    • @wimpykid8720
      @wimpykid8720 4 года назад +2

      @@wrathayush true

    • @bharatskumar2396
      @bharatskumar2396 4 года назад +6

      Our pt teacher said 'class make a straight circle '😅

  • @ankitajamwal4630
    @ankitajamwal4630 4 года назад +104

    When I was in 8th class and our Hindi teacher told us not to chit chat and said ''aaj Ka din kittna romantic h pdhne k liye '' and we all were trying our best not to laugh 😂😂

  • @mahipatel6929
    @mahipatel6929 4 года назад +198

    The most said excuse was that, "Mam, late night jag ke kiya the, isliye desk par hi bhul gaye."

  • @ushakavale2702
    @ushakavale2702 11 месяцев назад +3

    "Why you has had been laughing"💀🤣

  • @VandanaSingh-lf3uv
    @VandanaSingh-lf3uv 4 года назад +120

    Today was my farewell the last day ,now I am watching this and its like a flashback of 13 years😍😘lovee you a lot.

  • @snigdhalaha7608
    @snigdhalaha7608 4 года назад +80

    We used to count the number of "is" and "the" our maths teacher used in a whole period..😅😅

    • @kunaltripathi2862
      @kunaltripathi2862 4 года назад

      Mary's😂?

    • @snigdhalaha7608
      @snigdhalaha7608 4 года назад

      @@kunaltripathi2862 what Mary's??🤔

    • @kunaltripathi2862
      @kunaltripathi2862 4 года назад +1

      @@snigdhalaha7608 St Mary's I used to study in that school and there we had same kind of math teacher and we would count number of and ,is ,the in her lecture therefore I thought that you also were in that school 😂

    • @snigdhalaha7608
      @snigdhalaha7608 4 года назад

      @@kunaltripathi2862 😆😆 ok ok. Our was a male teacher from army school😅

    • @kunaltripathi2862
      @kunaltripathi2862 4 года назад

      @@snigdhalaha7608 okay 😂 sorry to bother you have a healthy and successful life

  • @chetanarya4883
    @chetanarya4883 4 года назад +444

    Uhm....Actually, comment section is more interesting than the video

  • @NICKY5766
    @NICKY5766 3 года назад +29

    I remember my teacher telling "Both of you 3 stand up."
    And my friend saying "Please FORGET us mam." 🤣🤣

  • @UjwalRajJ
    @UjwalRajJ 4 года назад +20

    Me: Watching this video
    My Dad: 4:54

  • @anandsarojpandey58
    @anandsarojpandey58 4 года назад +28

    Me- forgot my hw
    Mam- tiffin toh nhi bule
    Me- Bhul gya
    Mam- two three sticks the end

  • @akshittuli1211
    @akshittuli1211 4 года назад +403

    "H" behind him stands for homework

  • @shivsoni03
    @shivsoni03 3 года назад +24

    1:13 you missed the opportunity of saying "Shaun waha kone me jaake sheep ban ja"

  • @blockpramukhguddurai6805
    @blockpramukhguddurai6805 4 года назад +92

    My maths teacher used to say.... " Cheating is our birth right and we should always do it. " ..... yep he was really cool.

  • @mindhealer
    @mindhealer 4 года назад +252

    I just got love with physics cause of my teacher
    Literally he started our every class " chalo romance karte hain "
    PHYSICS KE SATH
    😂😂

    • @uzumaki_barrage
      @uzumaki_barrage 4 года назад +5

      Roshan Kumar physics ke teachers har acche institute may bhi aise he hote hai! 🙃

    • @prakashgouroji495
      @prakashgouroji495 4 года назад +2

      I wish even I had such teacher

    • @mindhealer
      @mindhealer 4 года назад +2

      @@ruby3701 I was in Allen kota 😂

    • @i.khushii
      @i.khushii 3 года назад +1

      Wooww 😂

  • @stutigoyal3331
    @stutigoyal3331 4 года назад +108

    LMAO...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    And btw white crayon is used for merging colours...

  • @clashofclans5236
    @clashofclans5236 2 года назад +16

    6:18 that guy laughed in such a way I am laughing from last 10 min 😂😂😂

  • @taj5486
    @taj5486 4 года назад +49

    When you feel sad just see this vedio and read the comments. Your childhood will be back &you feel so happy.

  • @basicallysoft1680
    @basicallysoft1680 4 года назад +295

    I am student and I laughed so hard because it's my class story it's like seeing a serious drama 😅😅

    • @basicallysoft1680
      @basicallysoft1680 3 года назад +5

      @@justtt.ankita 𝕪𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕗𝕔 💜 𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕪𝕖𝕠𝕟𝕘 ~

    • @lilyd6054
      @lilyd6054 3 года назад +6

      hellow fellow army~~~

    • @basicallysoft1680
      @basicallysoft1680 3 года назад +4

      @@lilyd6054 annyeonghaseyo army how are you doing ~😇

    • @Khushi-qe3fo
      @Khushi-qe3fo 3 года назад +1

      Bss army dikhe ni ki shuru hogye😂...vaise mein bhi army hu lol ....borahae 💜

    • @lavwithluv
      @lavwithluv 3 года назад

      @@Khushi-qe3fo lmao ikr .. we find each other everywhere😂

  • @taetaemyluv8964
    @taetaemyluv8964 4 года назад +139

    Finally my grandpa laughed after a long tym......apko sunne k baad tq

  • @maroofsyed9543
    @maroofsyed9543 3 года назад +4

    1:10 Chashma Utaar le was epic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tauhidpatel
    @tauhidpatel 4 года назад +148

    At 6:34 he sounded like Jaykant Shikre from Singham

  • @NandyJH
    @NandyJH 4 года назад +77

    The way he said- Sir, I has not laughed....
    Epic😂😂😂😂
    And totally unexpected...
    Even the drawing class n craft thing was hilarious...
    Loved it❤

  • @shambhubhagat1395
    @shambhubhagat1395 4 года назад +154

    My PT sir once gave me remark of
    "Not wearing clothes"( I was wearing wrong uniform that day)🤣😂

  • @artinet1030
    @artinet1030 Год назад +8

    5:11 humaare class me naya english teacher aaya hai to last day he asked us .. what is the difference between ' had seen ' and ' saw ' ... so i replied.. ki sir ' had seen ' use hota hai past perfect tense me aur ....' saw ' use hota hai past tense me ..... sir uthkar bole...
    " I can see you children are very very weak in english grammar .... had seen ka matlab hai ki humne bohot..... pehle dekha tha aur saw ka matlab hai humne kuch der pehle dekha tha.... 🙂i was like....WT.... 🤣🤣🤣seriously class khatam huya aur hum saare milkar pagalo ki tarha hasne lage iss baat par .. humse kaha ki hum english me weak hai ...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💔🤣🤣😂🤣😊🤣🤣

  • @damnordinaryvideos
    @damnordinaryvideos 4 года назад +106

    After 9 Months He Realised Again That He Is Having A RUclips Channel!

  • @srishtimehra673
    @srishtimehra673 4 года назад +96

    Mine maths teacher be like - jo Homework nhi krke laya kdhee ho jao
    Me and my whole group stand..
    Teacher in front of me- beta Homework..
    Me - madam kl sans lena bhull gya tha 🙄to Homework bhi bhul gya 😂😂😂😂teacher be like - abeyyy saleyyy 😂😂😂🙏🙄🤘

    • @vishantbayani2177
      @vishantbayani2177 4 года назад +5

      This comment needs minimum 100 likes 😂👌

    • @taranpreetsingh9558
      @taranpreetsingh9558 4 года назад +2

      A dumb try man

    • @srishtimehra673
      @srishtimehra673 4 года назад +1

      @Kriti kumari Mourya me to teacher- btao 20 saal se pdha rhe ho bhut bahane suney honge.. Btao kya reason hoga 🙄.. Teacher- Homework kutta kha gya/ mee- chiii 😂😂😂...now me to teacher... Tum kl soch kr ana ki maine Homework kyu ni kiya 😂.. Ye tumhara Homework 🤣🤣🤣🤣Homework bdle Homework 😂😂😂😂😂teacher- abeyyy salleyyy 🤣🤣👊

  • @mrpiyush
    @mrpiyush  4 года назад +66

    UPCOMING SHOWS:-
    22-23 Feb Bengaluru : in.bookmyshow.com/events/piyush-sharma-live-in-bengaluru/ET00117321
    29 Feb Pune: in.bookmyshow.com/events/piyush-sharma-live-in-pune/ET00119144
    March: Delhi, Gurgaon and Noida: Coming out soon

    • @axegold8659
      @axegold8659 4 года назад

      it's too fun to watch you grow as a comedian, keep doing it bro.

    • @theprofskitchen
      @theprofskitchen 4 года назад

      @piyush: When in Hyderabad?

    • @ican2899
      @ican2899 4 года назад

      Mumbai me kaha ? I am from Mumbai .😄 Waiting for your show

    • @keshavbhardwaj9112
      @keshavbhardwaj9112 4 года назад +1

      In march welcome to Haryana

    • @narutouzumaki261
      @narutouzumaki261 4 года назад

      By the way it's Bengaluru

  • @prashansasonkar2664
    @prashansasonkar2664 3 года назад +28

    I laughed hysterically at "wo to waste tha bhi nhi pehle"😂😂😂😂
    And when he said mere hindi teacher ko english bolni thi, it was hell relatable 😂😂

  • @MrPranat
    @MrPranat 4 года назад +122

    One of the best things you will see on net..😊😊 Craft wala was the best..wo waste tha bhi nahi pehle 😅😅

    • @Himani2112
      @Himani2112 4 года назад +1

      😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @Dr.PratikshaShinde
      @Dr.PratikshaShinde 4 года назад +1

      Seriously, I dont keep mineral water or soft drink bottles and my son's teacher asks me to bring empty bottle to make best out of waste. So I end up buying soft drink, to get empty bottle

  • @amrisha4378
    @amrisha4378 4 года назад +73

    We have a teacher who always used to sleep in the class and we make him woke up by beating our legs to the ground😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and we also laugh too much

    • @AnjuKumari-ve8jf
      @AnjuKumari-ve8jf 4 года назад +3

      Kuch is type ka maine bhi kiya hai.
      But sach me bahot mja ata hai aisa kar ke😂😂

    • @annu7887
      @annu7887 4 года назад +1

      Yes my drg teacher tooo😅

  • @justalazyguy.0_0
    @justalazyguy.0_0 4 года назад +512

    Remember that teacher
    Teacher :- idhar aa beta kuch nahi karunga
    Student :- sir/mam nahi aap maroge
    Teacher :- aaja beta nahi marunga
    Student jese hi jata he
    Teacher :-👊👊👊 👋👋

  • @m.danishali720
    @m.danishali720 2 года назад +11

    He :- This is how I can crack jee. 5:37
    Me:- Now he is cracking jokes.😹😹😹😹

  • @dheerajkukade2592
    @dheerajkukade2592 4 года назад +18

    5:58 Epic I did the same .😂🤣

  • @satishkumars9174
    @satishkumars9174 4 года назад +25

    2:18 Jayawardene,Attapattu😂😂

  • @vsevlogs914
    @vsevlogs914 4 года назад +17

    1:51 apki aawaz ek dam upmanyu abhishek jaisi lgi!!

  • @shaikzairabi
    @shaikzairabi 2 года назад +11

    I'm a teacher, i laughed a lot after watching ur video 😂😂😂😂 when I punish my son he starts garba 😂😂😂