yummycocacola Or because they were laughing? Don't need to contradict someone just to make a 'clever' point. But anyway, yeah I was the same Dunkleosteus.
Am I the only person who feels like this was written satirically? I know the internet likes to laugh at people who they perceive to have less skill than them, but this is pretty obviously and deliberately bad. And it's glorious.
Can this be a new show on Geek & Sundry? "Dramatic Fanfic Reading by Day[9]", where Sean gives a live reading/critiquing of fanfiction stories as voted on by the Geek & Sundry viewers? :)
"The hammer is my penis" is quote from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog with Neil Patrick Harris, Nathan Fillion and Felicia Day, directed by Joss Whedon.
Why didn't he mention Felicity, I mean, come on, that's one of the biggest references day 9 has. Also, totally love the extended thermal lance euphemism
I suddenly have the urge to write superhero fanfiction about Captain Thoughthammer fighting bad guys while also having an inner struggle against the evil Lord Striderdoom.
ferrohazard i just see ur comments everywhere, in fact u replied to one of my comments on husky's husky madness vid about day9's graham's number vid. Ur like the coolest person ever
lol the reason the author said "trust fund" is because in the Uniden video, you (day9) kept talking about the "trust fund" that Uniden was building with his mineral hoarding :p
The "the hammer is my penis" joke must be some kind of meme, or maybe the writer of the fanfic watches CinemaSins as well, because it's also used there in the Matrix Reloaded video.
not that I disagree, but it is actually pretty hard to write a story that sounds good. It takes a lot of time, editing, and previous experience for even the best authors to write something passing decent. For an amateur writer who may not have much experience, I wouldn't expect much more except grammar changes and better word choice
yea, i totally agree this is shitty yet hilarious because of that. I was just trying to say that a lot of people don't understand how difficult it can actually be to produce a quality piece of writing
^^ This. I've read quite alot of fanfiction in my days(mostly erotica, shhhh) and its so easy to tell that the guy has nearly no writing experience, and has most likely wrote if as a comedy, off the top of his head, and in a couple "go"s. I'm sincerely interested to see how a fiction actually intended for getting off to would sound, as this is clearly a parody.
This is so utterly stupid it kinda crosses the line where bad becomes good again. Barely. Edit: For a true example of "so bad it's good", see Half Life with Full Life Consequences.
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"I'm a slut." - Day[9] 2014
"As day9 whipped out his reaver, he urged Felicity that he didn't have scarabs"
Premature, my dear? Oh no, not at all. you just got six-pooled.
Pattoe this neosteel frame condom will keep us protected
Day[9] then proceeded to defiler.
Dicks
I've long stopped watching or playing SCII, but these videos are the reason I'm still subscribed to you :D
Those "fuck you!" interjections are killing my sides right now! XD
That was the most perfectly narrated fan fiction ever. My god Sean, I think I pulled a muscle laughing.
I had to watch this in small chunks because I couldn't stop laughing
yummycocacola Or because they were laughing? Don't need to contradict someone just to make a 'clever' point.
But anyway, yeah I was the same Dunkleosteus.
"come into my room and I'll show you my colossus" I died of laughter xD
Am I the only person who feels like this was written satirically? I know the internet likes to laugh at people who they perceive to have less skill than them, but this is pretty obviously and deliberately bad.
And it's glorious.
5 years late... But yes. If nothing else gave it away, the line "the hammer is my penis" did. XD
Story Time and Hearthstone is the two reasons I sub. Day9 is such a great story teller, so funny! I wish these were more often.
Can this be a new show on Geek & Sundry? "Dramatic Fanfic Reading by Day[9]", where Sean gives a live reading/critiquing of fanfiction stories as voted on by the Geek & Sundry viewers? :)
"extended thermal lance" ...seriously laughing my ass off
"I'll show YOU 'A' Psionic Storm by Chrono Boosting my Ventral Sacs."
"Uniden?!" fuckin killed me xD that was unexpected
I know most people come for your gaming. But I've been binge watching your stories and they are just the best...
I'd pay to hear Day9 read 50 shades of gray
50 shades of starcraft
Something tells me that Day[9] wrote this himself.
i think the trustfund is a reference to the daily with uniden.
Aww, Sean did not get the Dr. Horrible's Sing-along Blog reference :/
The thing that always kills me in all of Day9's videos is his impromptu commentary. That's what makes this video so amazing.
"The day started out completely standard..." hahahahahaha perfection
"The hammer is my penis" is quote from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog with Neil Patrick Harris, Nathan Fillion and Felicia Day, directed by Joss Whedon.
You need to do more of these. That was the most hilarious thing I've seen and listened to all week.
This Fan-Fic must have been about a "Funday Monday", where Day[9] was "dicking around" with Uniden.
"That's pretty much how it works" - frickin' rolled out of my chair laughing! Sean you're awesome! :)
Holy shit you need to make a career out of reading fan fictions. My gf and I are dying!!!
2/10 Lack of Felicity.
The pigeon line was HILARIOUS. Was it a reference to something that I'm missing?
Pastacat Ah thanks!
Pastacat
That was actually two years after he said this was posted. I assume it's just a reference to messy hair? o_O
May your swords stay sharp! (mysss29) Megastalkers can see into your future.
This gave me awesome blasts from the past from some of day9's most hilarious moments!! I might have to go rewatch all of them now!
I'm actualy crying of laughter, this is amazing.
Wow, you've made it pretty big to have such quality fanfic written about you.
Seriously, wow... Didn't even work "Ever hard of day9" in there...
Why didn't he mention Felicity, I mean, come on, that's one of the biggest references day 9 has.
Also, totally love the extended thermal lance euphemism
I suddenly have the urge to write superhero fanfiction about Captain Thoughthammer fighting bad guys while also having an inner struggle against the evil Lord Striderdoom.
do it!
It's a reference to Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog. You should check it out, fantastic movie
ferrohazard i just see ur comments everywhere, in fact u replied to one of my comments on husky's husky madness vid about day9's graham's number vid. Ur like the coolest person ever
just awesome, i cant even say, i died at the part "insert plot kill here" because i dont want to plot kill, but this was just golden :D
This is the best video I watched this year, I swear lol I think I love this man
(I came here from spellslingers)
should be listed as non-fiction. huehuehuehue
I don't know why some people seem to think this is "bad" writing, I seems impossible that it wasn't designed to be so bad its good!
lol the reason the author said "trust fund" is because in the Uniden video, you (day9) kept talking about the "trust fund" that Uniden was building with his mineral hoarding :p
Day9's EPIC Trumpet Dance *HI-DEF*.wmv
Context.
Wow. This was may more funny than what I thought it would have been. Bravo!
P.S. Sean, I'm going to have to see that Colossus!
I nearly died from laughter when he said Uniden!
C'mooon, no juggling midgets storming the house in the end!?
The guy being Uniden awoke memories of Funday Monday lmao.
isn't it always story time
we need more of this, I could watch day9 all day reading fan fiction :D
"Build pylons. Build Probes" is gonna be my new running chant.
at the eyebrow wiggle I spat salsa on my computer
Has he seriously never heard "hoped beyond hope" I hear it all the time
+Dorion Strang or watched Farscape
" And I'll show you my Cattlebruiser " would've been funnier
The facial expressions are priceless...
i really want to see unidens reaction to this
Wow... excellent delivery btw.
this is so hilarious that i laughed beyond laugh
I really appreciated the Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog reference.
I lost my shit at "UNIDEN?!"
I cannot believe how much press Uniden has gotten from just Day[9]
This fan fic reads more like a Mad Lib gone horribly wrong! 😂
This physically hurt to watch as I laughed way too hard XD
OMG I knew his video folder was called "Horse Porn" but his wifi too? That is amazing!
I WANT THAT BACKGROUND FOR MY WALLPAPER!
THE EXTENDED THERMAL LANCES!!!
Why is day9 a fanfiction expert?
This was so funny I laughed beyond laugh!
11:11 - I think that was a reference to Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog...?
wow 10 mins in and im not entirely shure what im listening to :S but strangly compelled to keep listening
Soft spanish music...
THEN TRUMPETS!!!!
The "the hammer is my penis" joke must be some kind of meme, or maybe the writer of the fanfic watches CinemaSins as well, because it's also used there in the Matrix Reloaded video.
or from Dr. Horrible's sing along blog, sort of an musical Felicia Day was in.
***** Thanks for the info, I didn't know that. :)
I was crying in laughter. Thanks, wow.
That was amazing! I laughed so hard I cried!
More of this please, MOAR!
I hope one of the views on this video is the person who wrote this xD
5:28 new twitch emote right there...several of them actually xD
I would pay good money to hear you read other stuff to make me laugh
How could Day[9] wear pants if he is a muppet and has no legs?
school shooting! bear cemen x,D oh gawd CombatEx vs Chill was the best!! i want more game casting like that one
29yrs old, still have SpaghettiOs when I'm feeling down!
Ive decided I want to marry Day 9 from this description
Anyone else spotted the wild TB roaming around here?
I'm so tempted to write a fanfic for Day9 to read now. xD
I love it when we just chat like this Sean, I feel bonded. gg
haha that's funny. My wifi name is "virus". I thought it might mess with people.
Made my day sean!
*Stops video*
*Closes browser*
*Uninstalls windows*
I couldn't stop laughing.
This obviously wasn't cannon, where was the fine mist when Day9 was being all sexy?
Day9 - only man i would do 1v1 with.
Amazing...Just simply amazing...
It talking about how he was thin in 2005
I was sad that the dude who turned round wasnt JP. That would have been funny.
Watch Day[9] daily number 200. Uniden is in it. (3rd replay)
Anyone have link to day 9 yoonadin video
Well this was amazing. Nydus his main Sean, nydus it!
No homo...
Jesus christ this guy/girl is a fairly poor writer.
not that I disagree, but it is actually pretty hard to write a story that sounds good. It takes a lot of time, editing, and previous experience for even the best authors to write something passing decent. For an amateur writer who may not have much experience, I wouldn't expect much more except grammar changes and better word choice
manofwar9307 I'm a writer - I know how hard it is. That being said, this is hilarious, but poorly written...which in a way makes it more hilarious.
yea, i totally agree this is shitty yet hilarious because of that. I was just trying to say that a lot of people don't understand how difficult it can actually be to produce a quality piece of writing
^^ This.
I've read quite alot of fanfiction in my days(mostly erotica, shhhh) and its so easy to tell that the guy has nearly no writing experience, and has most likely wrote if as a comedy, off the top of his head, and in a couple "go"s.
I'm sincerely interested to see how a fiction actually intended for getting off to would sound, as this is clearly a parody.
IAmBadatStarcraft
are you actually a writer or a "LA" Writer.
more pylons, more probes.
This is so utterly stupid it kinda crosses the line where bad becomes good again. Barely.
Edit: For a true example of "so bad it's good", see Half Life with Full Life Consequences.
This was... unexpected.
Oh lord this was equal parts hilarious and hard to watch
I love this. This is so fucking hilarious.
who's uniden? :(
uniden was a pro player that gained his fame from one of day9s sc dailies
This story is embarrassment personified.
Damn I laughed from the first second