I never get tired of listening to Bill Engvall. The first cd I ever bought with him on it, it had the skit "Here's Your Sign." I laughed myself silly listening to that cd! I've been a fan ever since.
HAHAHA Our older daughter sleepwalks and sleeptalks, and it makes for some of the weirdest moments ever. Once when she was about 8, she woke us up climbing into our bed, and we put up with that for about an hour, then we finally kicked her back into her own bed. We didn't realize she'd been sleepwalking until the next morning when she yelled that she couldn't find the fleece blanket that she likes to curl up under to watch TV in the living room. Turns out she'd left it in OUR bed, and when we told her what she'd done, she said, "I didn't leave it in your bed!" We told her that she had, and she denied going into our bed in the first place. Then I said, "You were sleepwalking again last night, weren't you?" She turned bright red and just said "Oops."
My younger brother used to sleepwalk as a kid and our parents would wake up sometimes with the sensation someone was watching them and they would wake up creeped out and it was him standing by their bedsides
'Oh, my, God. Have you seen these little freaks? What happened?? The black nail polish, black lipstick, black eyeliner, black hair, liquid paper, white face. I'm sorry, didn't we used to call that, HALLOWEEN?' Lol, I'm gothic-ish, but that gets me everytime! Along with, "Hey Lucy... Fer? She looked at me like, 'I will set you ablaze right now."
I used to be goth. Even my underwear and my towel were black. So were my notebooks, backpack and bed sheets. Until i got married and my husband hated my look. We fought all the time until i gave up and started dressing in colours. Now 25 years later i am single and can dress however i want. Plus my 19 year old son loves black as much as i do.
I'm lucky I'm single, because taking the (we have), plastic clip of the bread but never putting it back on, just spin the bag and fold it under...I do exactly that.
I don't even bother with the clips half the time myself. I don't even spin the loaf or tuck it underneath. I do the slip knot tie. The loose slip knot tie. Drove my ex husband and most of my family nuts.
My step son totaled two brand new cars and came out of it without a scratch; oh, I felt the pain that he didn't recognize in himself! I totaled a car once; on a steer. I would have said: this is bull shit! But I'm really the one that messed myself. He was just out for a leisurely walk in the country. My bad Mr. Bull!
My son would do the same thing but not say a word....and when I would wake up with a jerk and say "Mike are you ok???" He would get very animated, tell me he proved 2+1=4 and turn and go back to bed. Would want to strangle him-he would NEVER remember LOL!!!!! And apparently STILL does it to roommates!!!!! LOL!!!!!
My first husband took me dear hunting one time! I said, don't shoot it. It's beautiful. We had food! I got sent back to the house right then. Deer hunting is not my forte! We did not need this food! We had plenty to eat. I love deer meat, and elk! It is so good! Makes the best chili in the world! End of my deer hunting days. I did not want to. Never did again.
i'm not trying to be mean but in alot of cases of goth kids he is right LOL she might have been perfectly nice but that is not always the case LOL HE WAS ONLY JOKING ANYWAY HE IS OF A DIFFERENT GENERATION
Something about those folks that think everybody needs there tucking in what to do and all I wanted was the twist tie nobody likes old stale bread gotta have the twist tie gotta go phones ringing
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"Well hey Lucy...fer." 😂😂😂That cracks me up every time!!
Her *
Her makes no sense comedically, where as Fer makes perfect sense in the context of the joke.🙂
I never get tired of listening to Bill Engvall. The first cd I ever bought with him on it, it had the skit "Here's Your Sign." I laughed myself silly listening to that cd! I've been a fan ever since.
He is priceless ! Always makes me laugh ! Plus he never sweats ! Pure genius !
The Good: You give the "birds and the bees" talk to your daughter.
The Bad: She keeps interrupting.
The Ugly: With corrections
The gross: you learn more than her
I love watching the blue comedy tour videos. I never get tired of them
😂😂😂 that underwear bit killed me!
Still a funny routine after all these years.
Goths are still......not my cup of tea so to speak.
My wife collects twist ties... welcome to my world 😂😂
"Hey Lucy...fer"
A friend of mine from high school has a daughter named Lucy and I call her Lucy-fer lol
Still laugh as hard as the first time I saw this!
I really love this man, he makes my night
Daughter: hey dads this is Lucy
Dad: hello Lucy fer
She stared at me with eyes of fire
Who? Goth girl or your daughter 🤣
Him and maybe her too if his daughter gets on her bad side
This whole vid is my fav.
The things he talks about are priceless
I absolutely love this guys work !!
"I will set you ablaze right now" Lol
I am a 34 year old woman and I twist and fold the bread under when done I CANNOT GET THE TWIST TIE BACK ON I FEEL YOUR PAIN BILL LOL
finally you just throw the twist tie aside like screw it lol
Im just too lazy. 😂
Hey Lucy------ Fer. LOL!
HAHAHA Our older daughter sleepwalks and sleeptalks, and it makes for some of the weirdest moments ever. Once when she was about 8, she woke us up climbing into our bed, and we put up with that for about an hour, then we finally kicked her back into her own bed. We didn't realize she'd been sleepwalking until the next morning when she yelled that she couldn't find the fleece blanket that she likes to curl up under to watch TV in the living room. Turns out she'd left it in OUR bed, and when we told her what she'd done, she said, "I didn't leave it in your bed!" We told her that she had, and she denied going into our bed in the first place. Then I said, "You were sleepwalking again last night, weren't you?" She turned bright red and just said "Oops."
My younger brother used to sleepwalk as a kid and our parents would wake up sometimes with the sensation someone was watching them and they would wake up creeped out and it was him standing by their bedsides
He mostly did that to our Dad! LOL
'Oh, my, God. Have you seen these little freaks? What happened?? The black nail polish, black lipstick, black eyeliner, black hair, liquid paper, white face. I'm sorry, didn't we used to call that, HALLOWEEN?'
Lol, I'm gothic-ish, but that gets me everytime! Along with, "Hey Lucy... Fer? She looked at me like, 'I will set you ablaze right now."
I used to be goth. Even my underwear and my towel were black. So were my notebooks, backpack and bed sheets. Until i got married and my husband hated my look. We fought all the time until i gave up and started dressing in colours. Now 25 years later i am single and can dress however i want. Plus my 19 year old son loves black as much as i do.
Hey I am Canadian I spin the loaf of 🍞 and tuck it underneath and put away lol
I'm lucky I'm single, because taking the (we have), plastic clip of the bread but never putting it back on, just spin the bag and fold it under...I do exactly that.
Me too lol
Same here
Get yourself chip clips and use them on the bread bag. Never have to worry about twist ties ever again.
I don't even bother with the clips half the time myself. I don't even spin the loaf or tuck it underneath. I do the slip knot tie. The loose slip knot tie. Drove my ex husband and most of my family nuts.
Ah 240p really are in the 90s stand up clips now
I am a 34 yr old woman and I do the spin and flip.
As do I. And I'm a 58 yr. old woman!
Bill every time I put a loaf of bread away I think of your reality! I'm right there with you and I'm female.
0:44-1:05
1:14-1:40
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2:50-3:01
3:03-3:08
3:14-3:16
3:23-3:27
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is my favorite part of the video
Bill Engval who's a huge star in his own right is ;
Starstruck over Cher.
Holy crap he looks so young compared to now.
well, time IS linear, and 1 way, soooooooooooo
LOVE'S BILL ENGVALL YEP LIL GRINZ...@ BELL ...
My step son totaled two brand new cars and came out of it without a scratch; oh, I felt the pain that he didn't recognize in himself! I totaled a car once; on a steer. I would have said: this is bull shit! But I'm really the one that messed myself. He was just out for a leisurely walk in the country. My bad Mr. Bull!
Take the twist tie and twist the loaf of bread 72 time's just for fun. Open the other loaf of bread and hide it when you are done 😂.
My husband Loves twist ties. I'm the one who sound & tucks.
My youngest granddaughter used to do that to me
3:24: Oh that's an insult! OUCH! LOL
Funny man thanks for the laughs
2:04 AAAAAAAHHHH!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! ROTFLOL!!
Very Funny!!!!!
Spin the loaf and tuck the thingy under it and set it down!!
I save twist ties for young plants but I do just twist the end and tuck it under the bread
Great video
I love comedy bro
O.O "Dad........Dad.....DAD" Bill:"WHAT WHAT WHAT!!!!!" lol next to the goth joke that was the funniest one in my opinion
My daughter used to do that first thing in the morning. Scared the shit out of me. Its a wonder I didn't hit her😱
That’s what I do with bread too
HALLOWEEN 🎃...GRINZ. FER...
My son would do the same thing but not say a word....and when I would wake up with a jerk and say "Mike are you ok???" He would get very animated, tell me he proved 2+1=4 and turn and go back to bed. Would want to strangle him-he would NEVER remember LOL!!!!! And apparently STILL does it to roommates!!!!! LOL!!!!!
My first husband took me dear hunting one time! I said, don't shoot it. It's beautiful. We had food! I got sent back to the house right then. Deer hunting is not my forte! We did not need this food! We had plenty to eat. I love deer meat, and elk! It is so good! Makes the best chili in the world! End of my deer hunting days. I did not want to. Never did again.
have you tried noise reduction with audacity?
Have you seen these little freaks?
To me, the goth scene is every Marilyn Manson fan ever.
i'm not trying to be mean but in alot of cases of goth kids he is right LOL she might have been perfectly nice but that is not always the case LOL HE WAS ONLY JOKING ANYWAY HE IS OF A DIFFERENT GENERATION
Carlton The Duke ... easy now. I’m not goth but I love MM
My daughter's were those "freaks" when they were much younger, now they're regular women, thanks so much for judging, smh
@@Magnum-qd5mr Judgement is always there. It's how you establish the value of things good, bad, or indifferent.
Hi Lucy...fier
Our daughter would get out of her bed, get between my wife and I and I would radically discover her at 0300 in the night
I'm considered 'goth' by kids at my school but I don't believe in stero types and Bill's jokes are pretty funny
Which stand-up is this one?
This is from the first Blue Collar Comedy Tour movie.
The daughter psnties been there done that.lol
what show is this from?
bridgestone10 blue collar comedy tour. Or blue collar comedy tour rides again. One of those two
bridgestone10 BLUE COLLAR COMEDY TOUR
Hehe still relevant.
Funny stuff
0:44
Dean Martin roast
Would have been a million times better were it not for the huge obnoxious advertising logo!! Really??
Me to lol
Lol
I Went Through a Goth Phase Back When I Was in Middle School so That Part of me Takes Offense at People Making Fun of Kids Going Through a Goth Phase
@2:04
Smash it, thank me later!!!
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Something about those folks that think everybody needs there tucking in what to do and all I wanted was the twist tie nobody likes old stale bread gotta have the twist tie gotta go phones ringing
My daughter is 21 an still doesn't know how to drive your not along lil
Which stand-up is this one?
Dana Araos blue collar comedy tour rides again
The 1st blue collar comedy tour movie, not rides again
Lol