First of all let's get some ground rules down "I'm straight" on second hand "you look so fine in my hoodie" the biggest red flag if I've ever seen it. 🚩
“I’m really straight” “You smell really good and you’re so cute in my hoodie and no one I’ve ever dated has been this cute” I’d be leaving that like what are we
Poor listener caught wearing roomie's hoodie/sweater, caught with feelings and desperately trying to deny it like "Oh shit, please don't kick me out. I know you're straight, so I'm not going to try anything" to "Wait, you're okay with it?" to "For someone who's 'not into guys' you sure are complimenting my body a lot" to "OH! This is happening! This is not a drill!"
I bet his hoodie was super warm! 🥰 "Why are you blushing like that do you want it to smell like me?" How did you know I was already blushing? 😳 "Small little gremlin in a fcking hoodie" Lmao that's exactly me! "Basically engulfed in my sweater" I cracked a smile, man that's adorable! "Why don't you have a boyfriend yet?" Oh this got too real, idk man lmao "I'm not though, so sorry." Pansexuality and bisexuality exist too, my dude just saying. My gay brain is getting mixed signals..... This was so good!
0:01 hey that silly little creature looks oodly familiar...... also bro really said he's straight like he didn't kiss a man at the end...... like dude i have news for you...
Nah the way he just makes leaps in logic from socks to guessing i have feelings is.. well okay maybe it wasnt that big of a leap but damn. I would've been mad cuz i couldn't really defend myself caught in the act
as someone who is chubby (but somewhat short), when he said smth abt the hoodie drowning me (as listener) like a dress i was like "how fuckin giant are you good sir???" either way love the audio
For all the Tyler the creator fans, bro just went from Goblin to Igor in the span of 7 minutes 😂 (in all seriousness though, I really enjoyed the audio)
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‘Listen I am a straight heterosexual straight man.’
*proceeds to kiss another man*
*lool*
Lol
Mixed signals! Stop it!
IT IS THE MIXED SIGNALSSSSS bro some guy does this to me and UGH
First of all let's get some ground rules down "I'm straight" on second hand "you look so fine in my hoodie" the biggest red flag if I've ever seen it. 🚩
“I’m really straight”
“You smell really good and you’re so cute in my hoodie and no one I’ve ever dated has been this cute” I’d be leaving that like what are we
😂😂😂
The casual, “oh your rubbing my pants. Yeah you can take it off” legit 30 secs ago... “I’m straight” 😂😂😂😂
Poor listener caught wearing roomie's hoodie/sweater, caught with feelings and desperately trying to deny it like "Oh shit, please don't kick me out. I know you're straight, so I'm not going to try anything" to "Wait, you're okay with it?" to "For someone who's 'not into guys' you sure are complimenting my body a lot" to "OH! This is happening! This is not a drill!"
It's giving gay but sure "I am totally straight" *proceeds to kiss* 🤡
No wonder why azealia banks is litterally his patreon supporter😭
He probably had socks on. Socks= No homo
Lol
@@StoopylolsWAIT REALLY 😭😭😭
TF IS GOING ON IM DOING MENTAL BACKFLIPS HELP ME
HUH???😭😭😭
LMAOO WHAT
WHAT?!
MENTAL GYMNASTICS WHAJAHAHAHHAHAHAHPAHPHH✨🤸🏻♂️✨🤸🏻♂️✨🤸🏻♂️🤸🏻♂️✨
She was a fairy🧚🏻♂️🧚🏻♂️
Well NOW we're going to be weird about it if you start bringing girls over. 😂😂
The kissing and dirty talks DRIVING ME INSANE
I bet his hoodie was super warm! 🥰
"Why are you blushing like that do you want it to smell like me?" How did you know I was already blushing? 😳
"Small little gremlin in a fcking hoodie" Lmao that's exactly me!
"Basically engulfed in my sweater" I cracked a smile, man that's adorable!
"Why don't you have a boyfriend yet?" Oh this got too real, idk man lmao
"I'm not though, so sorry." Pansexuality and bisexuality exist too, my dude just saying.
My gay brain is getting mixed signals.....
This was so good!
Oh dear, if he thought the hoodie was bad, just wait until he finds out about the underwear!
Thats a bit lewd
Mood
@@Emo_kid69ur pfp is so epic, and real
@@D0NT_TRY_SU1C1D3 urs is too bro super epic rizz
BAHAHAHA💀
"do you have a thing for me?"
NO NO NO
"Omg you have a thing for me..."
WHAT!!??
My guy was fighting back those homosexual thoughts and lost.
I hate when my crushes are straight, But acts flirt and stuff, Cause i Can not comprehent, if they actually like me or if I’m delulu.
Иди полечись.
I'm also delulu
"a lot of gay man have a crush on me"
me after hearing that: because ur hot dude
and that kissing at the end got me good, I did not expect that
0:01 hey that silly little creature looks oodly familiar......
also bro really said he's straight like he didn't kiss a man at the end...... like dude i have news for you...
💀
OH MY GOD, THAT WAS YOU IN THE VIDEO, BROOOOOOO (also📸)
"Do you want it to smell like me?"
Me- YES THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT!!!!
"The hoodie just swallows you. It looks like a dress."
Hehehehe.... THE POWER!
Ngl i was going to cry when he said that he didn't like boys 😭
:"I know we share clothes alot"
*imagines him in a crop top*
😂
What does this mean💀💀 this is a m4m umm....
I mean unless u wear crop tops as a guy sure but if you're a woman, gtfo🥱
🔪🩸💀 i know where you go to church Cindy
Nah the way he just makes leaps in logic from socks to guessing i have feelings is.. well okay maybe it wasnt that big of a leap but damn. I would've been mad cuz i couldn't really defend myself caught in the act
Why do bros kisses sound so nice? Like I'm getting butterflies from the sound. 😭
“ I’m not into guys”
Proceeds to complement and start kissing-
“For such a small gremlin in a F# hoodie, you punch so hard-“
:>
Stop giving me mixed signals bro my autism brain can't handle it
Real bro
Gang cant know a fuck with this😭
Real ‼‼😭😭
Me too😭😭
The ending definitely made me think💀
Why did I get anxiety bc of that and broooo the signals AAAAAAAA
I feel called out by the gremlins part honestly
He is really fighting the gay urges bro. He really said he wasn’t gay, and then they started making out! Mix signals!😭
I am cooked
On what temperature
Im BURNT bro😭 i got hard (for some reason) while laughing my ass off💀🙏
bro im turned into ashes
I saw this yesterday and I checked if as if it would be out today😭😭
How did he know I always wear vanilla
I’m sooo gay and I love it
👉🏻 boy liker
”im not into guys”
HELP IM LITERALLY SPILT BACKFLIPPING TAP DANCING TO THE MOON RM WTH
“Aw no more punching no more punching” lol I was on the floor💀
4:57 did you just call me a gremlin that he just called me a gremlin😦🤬
Him: its kinda odd that you just went into my room to take it. You know, if you just asked, i would have given it to you
Me: its fun to steal things💅
6:18 the amount of times I said shut up
I don't know what he's on about "I don't like guys and nothings gonna change that" but this is pretty gay tbh👐
He probably had socks on.
@@tranz_boylmaooo
is everyone gonna ignore about taking off the pants at the end? 😭 but omg this was so good!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T LIKE GUYS.
oh nvm. we’re kissing now ig
LMAOOO
IM CRYING 😭😭😭
BOYKISSER?! 🫵😧
as someone who is chubby (but somewhat short), when he said smth abt the hoodie drowning me (as listener) like a dress i was like "how fuckin giant are you good sir???"
either way love the audio
omg your voice is so beautiful
i fr went and found a fucking oversized hoodie, its called "BLANKET"
Did we just turn him gay with our powers
u ruined our friendship 😔
Him:how did. You get that that is always in My room
Me:i dont think
you wanna know
…when is he going to find out that I am a girl🤧🤡
Your hoodie kept me warm 😊. Love the voice ❤
For all the Tyler the creator fans, bro just went from Goblin to Igor in the span of 7 minutes 😂 (in all seriousness though, I really enjoyed the audio)
“Yeah you can take em off” WHAT. EXCUSE ME WHAT.
I am so confused😭
What? Is he gonna say "no homo" after?
lol I didn't know this what M4M till he said gay and I was like what me!?? Oh it's M4M lol still good tho lol!!❤❤❤
Turned in 7 minutes
Woooooow first time an MP has braincells😮I'm shook
I like stealing my friends hoodies and my boyfriend hoodies
As someone who consider myself bi (100% women all the way) i listen to this to make up fanfics abt two guys🤭
7:20
I really wanna watch the full video but I can’t afford patreon 😭😭😭
umm how the hell did i end up here i was listening too ear cleaning asmr
Same but i was watching toenails
WE’RE SHARING SOCKS WHAT?
Man I was enjoying this until he said a lot of gay men have a crush on me!!😭😭😭
I’m a girl!!!
It literally says M4M
man.. I'm broke as hell pls 😭😭😭
WDYM HES NOT INTO GUYS BRAH
A true bisexual woman listening to BL ah it the life
You’re not the only one,lol
SAME POOKIE
Wait I thought I was a girl 🫣
Because he said OTHER GIRLS that’s what you say to a GIRL
I had a problem with patreon
What's the problem? The upload there for me seems to be fine! :o
@@Sieshy I had to click into a window on safari it’s fixed
@@KrayaFcknRiver Glad to hear that!
3:27 uggg ummm no n-n-no of course not😅
Sieshy? All I heard was sushi
0:45 ummm so you see
What it ended there? 😭 I need answers
AHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT SI THIS
But... It doesn't work like this?
I got the shoes I got the hoodie that makes me a princess I guess❤
Bro imagine being broke so you can’t use patron heh Waa
Can you do partt 2!!!!!!!!!!! Pleaseeeee
I feel weird about this one 😅
ycfychrcvgfxrtvutcrchc6rdchgvurcyt` 4:30 WTFFFFFFFFFF
I wish i joined your group..... 😢😢😢😢
Ur voice! Wat tffffff!!
Stop being confusing it’s toxic I think you need to do some soul searching lol ❤
Huh?
🚩🚩🚩
😳💞💘
OMG I AM SUBSCRIBING 🩷🩵😭✨🌈.
0:45 ummm so you see