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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @ChokeOnaCookiex3
    @ChokeOnaCookiex3 Год назад +344

    I had an art professor who said - verbatim, “the Mona Lisa is the Kim Kardashian of art, it’s famous for being famous, not because it’s great”

  • @secludedone4418
    @secludedone4418 Год назад +75

    It only looked like Jesus was broke, he covered everybody's debt of sin and tipped BIG with salvation. 🙌🏽✨

    • @lyricb8819
      @lyricb8819 Год назад +4

      As some would say....PERIOD!
      Summed it up gracefully!

  • @KembaA
    @KembaA Год назад +114

    Did Josh say “they put a RICO on Jesus!” I can’t, I can not, I will not, I won’t.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CRobJones
    @CRobJones Год назад +183

    The last supper was a picture of a group of folks asking about that 18% gratuity charge on their ticket 😂😂😂

  • @zevlonantoine3986
    @zevlonantoine3986 Год назад +317

    The conversation about Jesus being broke is wild.😂😂😂😂
    The Holy Spirit would not let me take part in that conversation.😅

    • @hughfuller8416
      @hughfuller8416 Год назад +13

      He wasn’t getting no IG models.

    • @reinaldopessoa2603
      @reinaldopessoa2603 Год назад +12

      Hard to hear but his whole life on earth was an example, you don't need mean to spread His word.

    • @who26
      @who26 Год назад +20

      I mean let's be clear, Jesus goal was to save us not give us THINGS. We have IG models and Motivational gurus for that.

    • @reinaldopessoa2603
      @reinaldopessoa2603 Год назад +2

      @@who26 facts!

    • @fangal12
      @fangal12 Год назад +17

      @@who26 Exactly, that's why when I hear people equating Jesus and God's love with the material things they get I know not to take them seriously.

  • @Aliforthewin
    @Aliforthewin Год назад +212

    Me to the Internet:🗣️ “KEEP MY SAVIOR’S NAME OUT YOUR FREAKIN MOUTH!!”

  • @mugiwara_k9283
    @mugiwara_k9283 Год назад +321

    This just solidified my absolute obsession with angel! I love to see black women doing black women stuff out loud. something about her doing her hair and being vulnerable like that just did something for me. Love you Angel ❤

    • @ThatChickAngel
      @ThatChickAngel Год назад +34

      Love you too ❤

    • @mxchic05
      @mxchic05 Год назад +3

      Same here! I feel seen!! ❤

    • @jadebirk5957
      @jadebirk5957 Год назад +16

      I'm impressed with her being able to do her lashes and the commercial at the same time 😂 ❤ 😮

    • @noellewilliamson8185
      @noellewilliamson8185 Год назад +14

      Angel is so top tier

    • @niahnicole
      @niahnicole Год назад +5

      Yessss!!! This right here!!!! Bless You, Angel!! Doin’ God’s work!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @jessicadanae2897
    @jessicadanae2897 Год назад +131

    This Jesus was broke conversation is wild LOL 😂

    • @ebonyevaughn
      @ebonyevaughn Год назад +3

      Lol 😂 baby the way Jesus just wept.

  • @jacobveu4859
    @jacobveu4859 Год назад +60

    Y’all let some gems from Josh go unnoticed and I’m upset about it lol
    “Filtered water”
    “Holy Spirit Airlines” 😂😂😂😂 He came out swinging lol

  • @deciuswtasby
    @deciuswtasby Год назад +60

    We are in some wild times discussing Jesus “bag” 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣. Why would you need monetary things when you are a part of the author of creation 🤣. I love this show. Y’all keep it coming 💪🏾

  • @hotbluflame2933
    @hotbluflame2933 Год назад +132

    Frfr y’all need to make an animated version of your descriptions of the disciples 😂

    • @petra_fine
      @petra_fine Год назад +5

      Like a year or two ago when Angel was talking about prostitutes back then wanting Jesus 😂 I need the visuals

    • @hotbluflame2933
      @hotbluflame2933 Год назад

      @@petra_fine 🤣

  • @natashawilliams615
    @natashawilliams615 Год назад +34

    When I tell you I LOVE me some Angel 😂...doing the hair, the commentary, the unapologetic blackness. I'm here for it all!

  • @marcavonevans
    @marcavonevans Год назад +39

    Angel, “first girl to cut her eyes at me, Boom, ya dead!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MaishaOnTop
    @MaishaOnTop Год назад +90

    8:40 Jesus doing miracles because there was no health care is the funniest thing to me 😂😂 Kevin cracked me up! This is so dumb. And because my Lord and Savior created humor I'm sure He's was laughing at these jokes too😂😂

    • @thevision127media
      @thevision127media Год назад +5

      Exactly right!! Lolol

    • @atlantadigitalmedia
      @atlantadigitalmedia Год назад +1

      Yea unlikely that he created it and even less likely that he laughs at it lol. That's if he existed.

    • @MaishaOnTop
      @MaishaOnTop Год назад +6

      ​@@thevision127media To each their own. I believe He does and that's my business. Have a blessed day friend.

  • @jenihardy09
    @jenihardy09 Год назад +99

    Jesus was spiritually rich, he was always taken care of.

    • @jasmineclifford265
      @jasmineclifford265 Год назад +5

      Well said! I think this is what Angel was trying to say but wasn’t making sense.

    • @ensabahnur3104
      @ensabahnur3104 Год назад +3

      Didn't they horribly kill him?

    • @boshdodgers
      @boshdodgers Год назад +9

      @@ensabahnur3104 yes as part of the prophecy, but it’s cool cuz he rose from the grave after 3 days and those who believe Him will have everlasting life 🤟🏾

    • @jenihardy09
      @jenihardy09 Год назад +1

      @@ensabahnur3104 Yes. They did but they couldn't kill his spirit it was too rich.

    • @TheWombla
      @TheWombla 11 месяцев назад

      *She

  • @shontels8105
    @shontels8105 Год назад +68

    Love Angel multi-tasking doing her hair🤩

  • @lolamalana
    @lolamalana Год назад +8

    😂" Her whole transmission would have fallen out" FACTS 😂😂

  • @Echoz2911
    @Echoz2911 Год назад +4

    Omigod😂 Not a Bum in Gilead...singing along. Hilarious

  • @kristinagordon7170
    @kristinagordon7170 Год назад +108

    I agree with Kev's sentiment, I love being Black. Although we have our struggles there's nothing like it. ❤🖤❤🖤

    • @ms.branch1207
      @ms.branch1207 Год назад +1

      Amen!!!!

    • @charlesahweyevu
      @charlesahweyevu Год назад +2

      Facts!!!

    • @kandacedevin
      @kandacedevin Год назад +2

      I love all of it. Everything about being black....the ghetto, the stereotypes, the praises, the sad, the funny, the happy. We the shit real bad!

  • @tyannacopeland4426
    @tyannacopeland4426 Год назад +14

    I want Kevin to do another podcast on Bible stories. Like nighttime stories but with a kevonstage twist

  • @browngoddess5340
    @browngoddess5340 Год назад +32

    Scottie said why yall drag my pippin into this 😂😂😂😂

  • @billiejac
    @billiejac Год назад +14

    The way Angel, swoops into those commercials takes me out everytime😂😂😂😂

  • @EbonynoIvory
    @EbonynoIvory Год назад +90

    "It wasn't because they were broke that they couldn't get in the inn, it was because there was a music festival and all the rooms were sold out"
    "Jesus was Urgent Care let me get that copay" 😭😂😂

  • @pierredurant9684
    @pierredurant9684 Год назад +18

    I relate to what Angel said about "even through the hard stuff, I'm not alone" worship songs. I was listening to "911" off Kirk Franklin's "Rebirth" album last Sunday & the tears just started flowin! I was like, "Why am I crying right now!?" Kirk and T.D. were in their bag with that one!!!

  • @kimy.johnson5096
    @kimy.johnson5096 Год назад +17

    Lol😂Kev talking about Jesus was URGENT care and went to Kaiser Permanente. I actually work at Kaiser and listening to this vlog while working from home😂 🏡

  • @LoveisKiing
    @LoveisKiing Год назад +17

    It’s the very egregious Reserved Parking sign in front of Kev’s desk for me 😂

    • @EsPGoPo
      @EsPGoPo Год назад +2

      😂 I didn't even notice

  • @SheisB515
    @SheisB515 Год назад +38

    Yessss! Now I can get some work done 😂

  • @tenyathomas6065
    @tenyathomas6065 Год назад +24

    My Savior wasn't a broke boy!
    Kev and these Noom ads is topnotch! 😂

  • @deefrink4963
    @deefrink4963 Год назад +33

    Josh be having the funniest jokes! They be coming in on the low…..this like other episodes had me crying laughing! I agree with Angel Jesus wasn’t rich BUT He wasn’t broke either

  • @yosemiteem
    @yosemiteem Год назад +11

    Going to see Tye tomorrow!!! My wife and I will be in the crowd WEEPING! lol

    • @Silklinen757
      @Silklinen757 Год назад +1

      Me too! I’ll bring the tissues to the Tabernacle 😄

  • @richardhughes4857
    @richardhughes4857 Год назад +3

    I'm not gone lie, y'all deserve every blessing coming! Y'all are hilarious!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @blackstorm144
    @blackstorm144 Год назад +20

    Kev, Angel and Josh Thank you Thank you Thank you for the Tye Tribbett referral ❤ I have not been this excited and moved by any full album of any genre in forever. It is a whole BOP!!! Makes a real church kid miss real church and worship ❤❤❤❤

  • @1lionyouth
    @1lionyouth Год назад +12

    This conversation making me want to go to church on Sunday😊

  • @ShamirYukno
    @ShamirYukno Год назад +15

    Angel this why I follow you! You better defend Jesus from these heathens Kev and Joshy! 😂😂😂😂

  • @KiraBKADestroyerOfWorlds
    @KiraBKADestroyerOfWorlds Год назад +20

    Jesus was a popular influencer, with lots of followers who retweeted everything he said, but didn't ever buy his merch or contribute to his Gofundme.

  • @cydy121
    @cydy121 Год назад +7

    Congratulations on the new show & the award for the independent film!!!!! Let's Do it , Angel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @imanbell2827
    @imanbell2827 Год назад +15

    Angel getting ready during the podcast is hilarious to me lol

  • @kwameoroo2530
    @kwameoroo2530 Год назад +16

    Lol the clutter slowly creeping into this office space 😅

    • @TamiaPeach
      @TamiaPeach Год назад +1

      It’s the Tabitha Brown book sitting on top of a painting 😂

  • @L6onzo
    @L6onzo Год назад +9

    Josh was on fire this episode

  • @rc-vx2wj
    @rc-vx2wj Год назад +9

    I was starting to feel like kev at boeing when no planes or content came in LOVE YOU GUYS!

  • @GetHers979
    @GetHers979 Год назад +22

    12:42 Jesus was the neighbor Rasta man . He always had something to cure what ailed you😂

  • @henneyheard
    @henneyheard Год назад +6

    Hey Kev please make this into a sketch or show or something. Jesus as a broke boy. 😂😂

  • @ComedianForeignNative
    @ComedianForeignNative Год назад +22

    And here i was thinking Jesus used the barter system... he was rich in friendship!!! 😂😂

  • @pamk1967
    @pamk1967 Год назад +18

    Hey Unruly Cousins, keep making Wednesdays, Hilarious for me!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾❤️❤️❤️And YES, Kev less time away from your family and fewer and large venues ❣️🔥🔥🔥 Jesus may not have Flexed on folk, but HE had His Father's riches and glory on deck.🙌🏾

  • @gcchair7634
    @gcchair7634 Год назад +11

    Tears are rolling down my face at work. This is the best …no Obamacare

  • @fashiongirlnyc3351
    @fashiongirlnyc3351 Год назад +38

    I love Angel and her logic.

  • @angelyoung3140
    @angelyoung3140 Год назад +4

    Josh! "On earth as it is in heaven!" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bradleythompson3519
    @bradleythompson3519 Год назад +26

    I'm sorry. I know folks want Jesus to be rich so they have an excuse to be ballin outta control too, but Jesus lived a meek life and didn't have a lot of money. There is not much in the Bible that would suggest he had a ton of money. Even the verse when someone asked where he was from they were like "can anything good come from Nazareth". That man didn't come from riches and that's ok. He's still God!

    • @TahkkaTripp
      @TahkkaTripp Год назад +8

      Right!? The system of Christianity is not my jam but it takes a lot of misinterpretation to align Jesus with middle class values 😂
      So with all the hoopla around Christianity I don't subscribe to the Bible still holds value for me. The way people choose to interpret it reveals more about them and what they value than anything. Jesus and his teachings even at the most surface level are firmly aligned with the "least of these".
      Also, this is is hilarious 😂
      "A bum in Gilead" 😅

    • @bradleythompson3519
      @bradleythompson3519 Год назад +6

      ​@NaturalChic365 what's funny is, when I was in church as a kid a actually thought those were the lyrics. I was out here shouting "THERE IS A BUM" 😭😭😭

  • @ebonyevaughn
    @ebonyevaughn Год назад +12

    Paul is equivalent to Ghost in Power, every time he try to leave the game for a righteous life the streets keep pulling him back in.

  • @cb4life92
    @cb4life92 Год назад +10

    Yes.i have been waiting for my weekly dose of htt

  • @Peaches_Cream455
    @Peaches_Cream455 Год назад +23

    Angel is winning this Jesus conversation 🙌🏽

  • @Sovereign86
    @Sovereign86 Год назад +6

    He wasn’t rich, but he wasn’t broke either… He was *“Brich!”* 😌👌🏾🤣🤣🤣

  • @Nettieboo1014
    @Nettieboo1014 Год назад +6

    I love how churchy y'all are without even trying! 😂😂😂😂

  • @MzJames
    @MzJames Год назад +8

    Angel said "That's why God didn't send us cause I'm flexin' on all these heauxs". I love it 😂😂😂

  • @blgreen1989
    @blgreen1989 Год назад +6

    Lmao Angel getting ready has me cackling.
    Also the way y’all talkin about the Bible make me wanna go re-read it like it’s a New York Times best seller 😩

    • @TamiaPeach
      @TamiaPeach Год назад

      They said, “naw the donkey was just that one time he was going to Damascus” 😂

    • @blgreen1989
      @blgreen1989 Год назад

      @@TamiaPeach 😂😂😂 chillleeee

    • @joannapilgrim
      @joannapilgrim Год назад +1

      It's the world's ALL TIME BEST SELLER 🙌🏽

  • @djarie
    @djarie Год назад +9

    Yall gotta watch "Chosen." It gives you the visual of the Disciples PLUS it's a great show!

    • @annesther726
      @annesther726 Год назад +1

      Yyeess! I was picturing The Chosen throughout that debate lol!! Jesus was definitely broke 😅

    • @joannapilgrim
      @joannapilgrim Год назад

      It's Da bomb!

  • @iamdesjanay
    @iamdesjanay Год назад +20

    One thing about Angel, she gone do a whole get ready with me without saying a word about it 😂😂😂 At the beginning, I said “Is she fixing her ponytail hair?!” Angel said give me to the end of this podcast and ima be ready for #TBTB 😭

  • @Blevins15
    @Blevins15 Год назад +6

    Lol 9:50 'Broke Nigga Miracles' - Kev's mix tape name confirmed 😂

  • @kerstindespenza3125
    @kerstindespenza3125 Год назад +5

    Scotty just put the "Pip" in. 😂😂😂

  • @melaninqueenfit
    @melaninqueenfit Год назад +6

    Not Jesus was the first Nepo Baby?! The unruly cousins are lit from the start 😂

  • @D_Jackson93
    @D_Jackson93 Год назад +2

    “He became poor so that we might become rich (through his poverty)” 2 Corinthians 8:9
    that doesn’t necessarily equate to material riches but also spiritual. Jesus had a mission on this Earth as a man in human flesh and it wasn’t to show off his “bag”

  • @misslady8848
    @misslady8848 Год назад +6

    Matthew got the Beattitudes and the Lord's prayer. Chapter 6 alone is LEGENDARY!!

  • @cesiavelazquez9362
    @cesiavelazquez9362 Год назад +6

    Angel !! You right!! Jesus didn't need the money!!! Wherever he went he was good!

  • @Emmajojo1993
    @Emmajojo1993 Год назад +3

    This Jesus debate is to funny I can’t 😂

  • @GQ100
    @GQ100 Год назад +3

    The conversation about Jesus should be a sketch like SNL or a MOVIE

  • @jadebirk5957
    @jadebirk5957 Год назад +4

    "Jesus was urgent care"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dalericks33
    @dalericks33 Год назад +2

    You on to something kev with this. Imma need a jesus was middle class set next time I see you 😂😂😂😂

  • @portiashawnte3174
    @portiashawnte3174 Год назад +34

    JESUS PAID IT ALL! He had to have something lol

  • @danie102010
    @danie102010 Год назад +10

    Jesus was out here coach surfing at different peoples houses all the time, that’s broke boy energy

  • @kianahorton6446
    @kianahorton6446 Год назад +3

    It's Angel putting on her lashes while reading the advertisement for me!

  • @ILoveNaeSayers
    @ILoveNaeSayers Год назад +10

    A modern day rendition of the Bible as a series would be great lol

  • @ntembibodrick2441
    @ntembibodrick2441 Год назад +1

    I really needed this !! I was so depressed and sad and this had me hollering !!’ Thank you!!!😂

  • @raculpeper
    @raculpeper Год назад +6

    Kev’s double down at 13:23 had me in tears 😂😂😂

    • @TamiaPeach
      @TamiaPeach Год назад

      That’s all he had 😂😂

  • @imanbell2827
    @imanbell2827 Год назад +1

    I love this podcast! It’s a highlight of my week. I always look forward to it on Wednesdays!!

  • @hyperspeedyblue
    @hyperspeedyblue Год назад +8

    Kev sounds like me, "why start fresh on Thursday? I've already doing poorly through the week. "😅 that's why start on the weekend. I rest on Sunday 😂Then I decide through the week if I'm going to "keep it going" 💯

    • @ladyting05
      @ladyting05 Год назад

      Yeeees this is me all the way. I start a diet in the middle of the week

  • @PrettyIntellySmurfy
    @PrettyIntellySmurfy Год назад +4

    Kev: Jesus was born in a manager. Joshy: A MANAGER? 🤨 Someone pinch Kev and whisper to him how you say "manger". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bryansl0587
    @bryansl0587 Год назад +2

    I peeped that too Josh. "Born in a manager" 🤔

  • @ensabahnur3104
    @ensabahnur3104 Год назад +19

    Folks, it doesn't matter if he wasn't in need (which being human he would be) the point is he would have been treated indifferently because he would have been perceived as poor. Jasmine from Agrabah was a whole princess and those same guards were ready to mess her up when they thought she was a peasant. The Man in the iron Mask was mistreated his whole life, even though he was a king, because people perceived him as no one.

  • @zenialewis1769
    @zenialewis1769 Год назад +1

    I’m so glad y’all love Tye Tribbett’s new album as much as I do- I’ve had it on repeat in my car on the way to work! 🙌🏾It truly is #noskips and Tye commented on my post!! 🤯😍😭 On a different note this whole episode had me cracking up- I agree with Angel’s POV regarding Jesus. This podcast makes me excited for lunch time on Wednesdays or whenever I can watch!! Love y’all 💕

  • @moniqueweathers297
    @moniqueweathers297 Год назад +11

    Congratulations Angel!

  • @tinadio
    @tinadio Год назад +1

    You 3 guys are really churchy , cause you know your bible well ,may the Lord bless you and reveal himself more to you

  • @Abmonsta1
    @Abmonsta1 Год назад +1

    "Thats a 97 honda still on the road" This oneliner was criminally under appreciated. :D

  • @reggiethecommenter9137
    @reggiethecommenter9137 Год назад +2

    10:56 That was His Big Joker. I’m gonna save this for me. -Joshua Gonz😂😂😂😂

  • @bsykes89
    @bsykes89 Год назад +3

    Zephaniah 3:17 NLT
    “For the LORD your God is living among you. He is a mighty Savior. He will take delight in you with gladness. With His love, He will calm all your fears.

  • @SugaplumFPS2911
    @SugaplumFPS2911 Год назад +46

    Maaan! 😂I'm with Angel, Jesus operated far above and beyond this realm of currency. Matthew 17:27 Take the first fish you catch; open its mouth and you will find a four-drachma coin. Take it and give it to them for my tax and yours.
    What broke boy can do that paid his taxes & his homeboys!😂❤😂

  • @TheBluePhenom
    @TheBluePhenom Год назад +51

    And this is why I don't mess with, much less give energy to, all these "deep religious" folk on social media. People are wild just to be wild
    Also, "Jesus was urgent care" is a full-on WORD

    • @karenl.forest7083
      @karenl.forest7083 Год назад +2

      let the church say Amen *thumping that tambourine*😂😂😂

  • @eri_nique
    @eri_nique Год назад +12

    Kevs kiss scene in Churchy WAS a sex scene in my opinion, because I screamed when I saw it. 😂😂😂

  • @Tishaboo276
    @Tishaboo276 Год назад +3

    From a financial point of view, Jesus could never be broke because according to scripture, He is God incarnate, and everything in the world belongs to God. So whatever riches people have/had they have is on loan from God until their time is up on earth. Jesus had the power to take everything back from everyone but instead chose to focus on teaching people and accomplishing a purpose that was much greater than anything anyone could buy- eternal life.

  • @Passion84GodAlways
    @Passion84GodAlways Год назад +8

    I just noticed that reserved parking sign 😄

    • @brangeeellis3083
      @brangeeellis3083 Год назад +2

      Me too!

    • @hanaj
      @hanaj Год назад +1

      Me too. The live comments were so good, I missed that and the KYD picture in the back

    • @Passion84GodAlways
      @Passion84GodAlways Год назад +1

      @@hanaj - I gotta go back and watch the live! 😊
      I miss chatting with y'all. 🥺
      I hope you're well! 🤗

    • @hanaj
      @hanaj Год назад +1

      @@Passion84GodAlways miss you too. I barely made it to the live because work was making me work. 😂😂😂I missed almost all the other lives this week

    • @Passion84GodAlways
      @Passion84GodAlways Год назад +1

      @@hanaj - Work makin' me work too! 😩🫂

  • @glenorahoward6333
    @glenorahoward6333 Год назад

    The way I hollered at the "period" commentary. LOL!

  • @andrebelfon6738
    @andrebelfon6738 Год назад +2

    Josh, you want to cry the whole time🤣🤣🤣

  • @caroladams8237
    @caroladams8237 Год назад +6

    Jesus is an ICON living. I love that. The answer to this debate is in the number of followers Jesus has (more than anyone on social media) and he is the ultimate influencer.
    Jesus also had generational wealth from his Father.

  • @who26
    @who26 Год назад +2

    "You wanna learn about life! I was on that road. I been gone 4 days! Hilarious

  • @NaturalJournee
    @NaturalJournee Год назад +1

    The way I’ve been laughing at my desk listening to thissssss😂😂😂😂

  • @reggiejump2943
    @reggiejump2943 Год назад +1

    Pippens nickname when it comes to service workers was No Tippin Pippen😂😂😂

  • @Ash-io6td
    @Ash-io6td Год назад

    30:46 You know what Angel!!!!! 🤣🤣 I was feeling that convo… she played tf out of me!!! 🤣🤣

  • @Re_15x100
    @Re_15x100 Год назад +2

    The Reserved Parking sign is a flex and a goal💯😭😂

  • @Sing4JCOnly2
    @Sing4JCOnly2 Год назад +3

    The camera clarity today is on point.

  • @hotchocolategirl1der
    @hotchocolategirl1der Год назад +5

    "I love being black". Yes indeed!

  • @Msshayson1
    @Msshayson1 Год назад

    WHY IS THIS CRACKING ME UP SO BADDDDD 😭😭😭 I feel a lil bad for laughing I hope the Lord finds this funny. Kev don't mean any harm 😭🙈