DSP’s Disaster Dinner On Marathon, Karen Mode On, Fat Kat Ate Big Burrito

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024

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  • @addiemarieruhome
    @addiemarieruhome 4 месяца назад +72

    “Ahh yes this new human product item will satiate my human hunger for human food”

    • @Exmachinagamma
      @Exmachinagamma 4 месяца назад +14

      "Like a human would!"

    • @MikeTheD
      @MikeTheD 4 месяца назад +6

      Alien Phil pays close attention to these finer details

    • @user-qy8tu2bk9m
      @user-qy8tu2bk9m 4 месяца назад +2

      I was eating cereal and this comment made that shit come out my nose

    • @edwardthompson4600
      @edwardthompson4600 4 месяца назад

      Alien Burnell.

    • @shadebleu
      @shadebleu 4 месяца назад

      I always tell people he's not a human being.

  • @lousiffer5289
    @lousiffer5289 4 месяца назад +57

    Obviously doordash dropped his input while he was ordering regular sized shrimp 😡

  • @Exmachinagamma
    @Exmachinagamma 4 месяца назад +53

    "This sucks."
    *keeps eating it

    • @sauvagess
      @sauvagess 4 месяца назад +5

      What's he gonna do, throw it out? That'd show the dents that he has money to throw away and thus doesn't need their donations.

    • @happycat4838
      @happycat4838 4 месяца назад +2

      That's what he does with Street Fighter as well.

    • @MikoYotsuya292
      @MikoYotsuya292 4 месяца назад +1

      "You want me to throw away my hard-earned money I spent on this food? Are you a morahn? Ban ban ban!"

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 4 месяца назад +1

      I like the part where he eats the ingredients seperately when the whole point of a dish like this is to eat everything together to balance out the flavors. 🫠

  • @Har1eywood
    @Har1eywood 4 месяца назад +59

    what the fuck does he mean "a brand new item that they i guess just came up with" why does he talk like this

    • @doooomfist
      @doooomfist 4 месяца назад

      Because he’s a complete retard

    • @doooomfist
      @doooomfist 4 месяца назад +9

      The way he speaks is so irritating. Not only does it sound stupid but it’s always some snarky negative comment

    • @TheDrizzle56
      @TheDrizzle56 4 месяца назад +8

      He doesn't like to make definitive statements because it makes it harder for him to lie in the future

    • @edwardthompson4600
      @edwardthompson4600 4 месяца назад +5

      Because he has no friends to tell him to knock it off.

    • @Magus12000BC
      @Magus12000BC 4 месяца назад +4

      Because he had autism.

  • @SilentWeaponsIIl
    @SilentWeaponsIIl 4 месяца назад +31

    I'm sure the burrito Khet's devoured was the size of a sleeping bag

  • @popesinbengal
    @popesinbengal 4 месяца назад +25

    Man he really resents the size of his own dime-sized shrimp bowl

  • @Sparkledash1
    @Sparkledash1 4 месяца назад +17

    "My wife likes the burrito things that you humans do"

  • @TheWolverineDoll
    @TheWolverineDoll 4 месяца назад +14

    Whenever he takes a bite of something, he starts with the Feeding Wince and then checks up on all his corner demons. He looks to be so uncomfortable whenever he consumes his slop. Almost as uncomfortable as I feel watching it.

    • @dde4963
      @dde4963 4 месяца назад +1

      He doesn’t like the corner demons watching him eat!

  • @tartarus5862
    @tartarus5862 4 месяца назад +11

    Take a shot whenever Karen Burnell says “wow”.

  • @southparkfirefly
    @southparkfirefly 4 месяца назад +17

    I didn't think anyone could be so annoying just by eating a meal lol

    • @Grooviebones
      @Grooviebones 4 месяца назад

      Imagine Khet having to listen to his nasally whining every meal

  • @reconstructedrichard208
    @reconstructedrichard208 4 месяца назад +8

    i imagine dave got that healthy bowl to try and inspire khet to eat healthier but she just ignored him and got a giant burrito

    • @Magus12000BC
      @Magus12000BC 4 месяца назад +3

      That would imply that Phil cares about anyone other than himself.

  • @reconstructedrichard208
    @reconstructedrichard208 4 месяца назад +8

    rice, beans, meat, vegetables. Too healthy. it's obvious dave didn't like it because it wasn't fried or covered in butter. At least Kat knows what she wants

    • @doejoe-es9bg
      @doejoe-es9bg 4 месяца назад

      take almost all the rice out, add more protein and you got a decent meal, but remember it's all industrial ingredients, high on preservatives and chemicals.

  • @CrookedSight0
    @CrookedSight0 4 месяца назад +1

    The only thing that's "Overpickled" is his WWE Champions addiction 😂

  • @BeerMe831
    @BeerMe831 4 месяца назад +2

    I bet he came out of his office complaining about the food to Kat, while she has already inhaled her entire burrito and tries to play it off like she agrees with him.

  • @Grandobzen
    @Grandobzen 4 месяца назад +12

    why does he keep calling it a store? goddamn hes such an alien

  • @Trashboat444
    @Trashboat444 4 месяца назад +9

    "Im still eating it because its my dinner"
    bro, you ordered doordash after eating a whole ass meal your "wife" cooked. You expect us to believe you didnt put in another order after this?

    • @nukawave-um7iu
      @nukawave-um7iu 4 месяца назад +1

      That would give him less money for WWE

  • @pigriser
    @pigriser 4 месяца назад +4

    That guacamole is coming off my plate. Galaxy thinking there brother.

  • @TheZodiacRipper
    @TheZodiacRipper 4 месяца назад +10

    And its a citrus lime shrimp dish, its supposed to be tangy.

  • @Zachman2020
    @Zachman2020 4 месяца назад

    This is absolutely hilarious when being buzzed 🤣🤣. Good ol' DSP, right?🤣

  • @Tatoebot
    @Tatoebot 4 месяца назад +13

    Look at the hairline 🤣

    • @MikeTheD
      @MikeTheD 4 месяца назад +4

      His glorious pompadour that his stylist somehow convinced him was the better option

    • @chickentoot4102
      @chickentoot4102 4 месяца назад +2

      Ur just jealous of his reverse devil horns trole

    • @Tatoebot
      @Tatoebot 4 месяца назад

      @@chickentoot4102 ban ban banned

  • @Hoscue
    @Hoscue 4 месяца назад +2

    He's so lazy that it's a chore to mix his own rice bowl. Does he want them to eat it for him, too? & he expects more than 7 shrimp from fast food Mexican? 🤦🏻

  • @MLGJuggernautgaming
    @MLGJuggernautgaming 4 месяца назад +4

    The contempt he has for delivery drivers is infuriating

    • @doejoe-es9bg
      @doejoe-es9bg 4 месяца назад

      Come at the exact moment I programmed you to come you dimwit... and don't wait at the door forcing me to socialize for 3 seconds with another human being. They probably do this on purpose they know he's got a bit of 'tism and can't fight the pressure and he'll feel forced to tip.

    • @dde4963
      @dde4963 4 месяца назад

      Do you think because the delivery driver irritating him by delivering the product that was made early at the restaurant, prompting the driver to pick it up, is what made it taste worse??

  • @killustrator
    @killustrator 4 месяца назад +6

    Fucking guy is talking about qdoba like it’s the dead sea scrolls

  • @BlackViperGX
    @BlackViperGX 4 месяца назад +3

    That fucking kat mouth always makes me laugh 😂

  • @Trashboat444
    @Trashboat444 4 месяца назад +3

    Id bet money on this being the "local mexican place" with amazing burritos hes always going on about

  • @DarkScorpion388
    @DarkScorpion388 4 месяца назад +4

    he called the onions funyuns

  • @ittybits
    @ittybits 4 месяца назад

    This dude looks more and more like squidward everyday.

  • @HESHRocketWarhead
    @HESHRocketWarhead 4 месяца назад

    "I'm gonna be starving now, because this is terrible."
    *Continues to eat it anyway, instead of putting it aside and getting something from the fridge instead.*
    It also perplexes me how he can complain about Khet getting a bigger portion than expected. I once placed an order for a small pizza at Domino's and they made medium instead. Hell yeah!

  • @TheZodiacRipper
    @TheZodiacRipper 4 месяца назад +5

    All kind of vegetables ? Its Shrimp with Mexican Street Corn topped with chile crema, guacamole, pickled red onions, cotija cheese and chopped cilantro, served over cilantro lime rice and black beans. Where do you find all the veggies Phil?

  • @Mr__Geno
    @Mr__Geno 4 месяца назад +5

    Who the F finds this entertaining? Not even 1 minute I'm already falling asleep. BoringSydePhil.

  • @DystOptimist
    @DystOptimist 4 месяца назад

    It's a $10 burrito bowl from a fast food place. What did he expect ?

  • @mooganify
    @mooganify 4 месяца назад +1

    bruh the shrimp is fine lmao

  • @TheDevouredEagle
    @TheDevouredEagle 4 месяца назад +4

    I'm Mexican and I have no fricking idea of what the hell he ate 🤢 there are several "made up" dishes around the country but I never heard of this "corn street shrimp" before, but it sounds awful. Clearly they're not serving their best....

    • @cyphaborg6598
      @cyphaborg6598 4 месяца назад +2

      You have more luck getting traditional food at some food stand than the places DSP orders lol.

    • @Trashboat444
      @Trashboat444 4 месяца назад +3

      Its a trend now with places to just add elote to whatever dish and call it the "mexican street corn whatever the fuck"

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 4 месяца назад

      It's a citrus lime shrimp bowl that Qdoba calls Citrus Lime Shrimp Bowl. It has Mexican corn in it, but it's not the central flavor. Not sure why Phil didn't use the name, or apparently seemed confused why it was all so tangy.

  • @ramseydoon8277
    @ramseydoon8277 4 месяца назад

    What an exciting evening in his life, daring to try a different mediocre dish from a different mediocre restaurant. "I don't know what's so burn-y about it then." Ah! Truly the cultured palate of a culinary trendsetter!

  • @elainewalls1965
    @elainewalls1965 4 месяца назад

    Too lazy to drive a couple of miles to pick up food. Absolutely nuts.

  • @sb954
    @sb954 4 месяца назад

    He just needed to food hack that shit with some creamy salmon dip and bud light platinum.

  • @Mr_X_andtheboys
    @Mr_X_andtheboys 4 месяца назад

    Khet is downstairs hoovering up a burrito. Dave should just scrape his food into her nose bag and let her DEVOUR it.

  • @doooomfist
    @doooomfist 4 месяца назад +1

    Mexican corn and shrimp bowl sounds really good ngl makes me wanna grill somethin like that

  • @kujas
    @kujas 4 месяца назад +1

    In a weird way esp has a charm to him. For some reason I want to see him be successful

  • @ShaBar97
    @ShaBar97 4 месяца назад

    there must be a detractor working there who sabotaged his meal

  • @MedighJuh
    @MedighJuh 4 месяца назад +1

    14:43 Acts like he's running an actual marathon. You're begging and playing video games Phil

  • @TerminalllyChill
    @TerminalllyChill 4 месяца назад +13

    Arent you supposed to mix this sht up so its more evenly distributed

    • @cyphaborg6598
      @cyphaborg6598 4 месяца назад

      Yes pick a little of everything, he's so dumb man lol.

    • @nukawave-um7iu
      @nukawave-um7iu 4 месяца назад +5

      Yeah he’s a special one. He said “how am I supposed to get to anything” he doesn’t know to mix it up? It’s a fucken bowl lmao

    • @Magus12000BC
      @Magus12000BC 4 месяца назад +1

      Congratulations. You are smarter than Phil.

    • @confusedbadger6275
      @confusedbadger6275 4 месяца назад

      The bowl is smarter than Phil.

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 4 месяца назад

      THANK YOU THESE INGREDIENTS WERE CHOSEN TO BALANCE EACH OTHERS FLAVOR OUT LMFAO

  • @doejoe-es9bg
    @doejoe-es9bg 4 месяца назад +2

    You got served a 7-10 days old and preheated food, industrial rations full of preservatives and artificial colours. This is what you get for buying food instead of making it yourself.
    Do you even have an idea of how much rice you can buy with 15 dollars? Think about that when you get served a dish where rice is 50-70% of your plate.

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 4 месяца назад

      Qdoba advertises themselves as a resteraunt with no freezers or microwaves and makes their food by hand, even the guac and tortillas. A few comments I found from people who worked there back this up. Not sure why you think every resteraunt serves re-heated food when time and again, those are the resteraunts that eventually shut down.

    • @doejoe-es9bg
      @doejoe-es9bg 4 месяца назад

      @@PointsofData Because there is NO reason to trust a public place to be any good. 99% of them still use industrial grade ingredients. What is it to win from TRUSTING they're actually good on their word? Trusting will get you intoxicated or killed. I know a woman that eats out every day, and every week she's with cramps, diarhea or intoxicated...

    • @doejoe-es9bg
      @doejoe-es9bg 4 месяца назад

      @@PointsofData To trust in a public place is not a healthy attitude. You don't gain anything in return of you relinquishing of your trust.

  • @Disc023-ps6le
    @Disc023-ps6le 4 месяца назад

    Phido showing his winkie again in that thumbnail 😭😭😭

  • @jstratton1981
    @jstratton1981 4 месяца назад

    Dsp tries it: robust mecksicahn sea monkey's doordashed from the local cuedoughbah

  • @decidiustv3212
    @decidiustv3212 4 месяца назад +6

    😂

  • @dde4963
    @dde4963 4 месяца назад

    I hate that he said ‘no bueno’ while eating guacamole from a Mexican dish. Lol khat ate the double burrito.

  • @NameAvailable
    @NameAvailable 4 месяца назад +1

    An “American dime” This fucking guy

    • @2bussy
      @2bussy 4 месяца назад

      As opposed to the european dime? This fcking guy... [snort]

  • @SarahsKnight0
    @SarahsKnight0 4 месяца назад

    18:40 - 18:55 -- That might very well be the most personally annoying thing I've ever seen Phil do.

  • @StarkosiTV
    @StarkosiTV 4 месяца назад

    Who tf would honestly watch this on his stream (or any part for that matter), and think "wow, this is some primo entertainment!" -- Trick question: every single person in his chat with a green name and a crown next to it...

    • @HESHRocketWarhead
      @HESHRocketWarhead 4 месяца назад

      Remember, some of those were Argentinian subs.

  • @Mr_X_andtheboys
    @Mr_X_andtheboys 4 месяца назад +1

    Dave masticating on camera again.

  • @UnFun--_--
    @UnFun--_-- 4 месяца назад

    'FAHNTINA CHEESE'

  • @therealytshadow1750
    @therealytshadow1750 4 месяца назад

    My dinner is ruined now, thanks 😔

  • @woobiehastelly
    @woobiehastelly 4 месяца назад +3

    Who eats a mixed dish separately from each fucking ingredient

    • @Hoscue
      @Hoscue 4 месяца назад +1

      The same guy who doesn't understand that you get less of the shrimp than chicken when ordering a rice bowl

    • @doejoe-es9bg
      @doejoe-es9bg 4 месяца назад

      @@Hoscue So, by law you're supposed to call your plates in order of quantity, in most western countries at least, including australia. So if I sell you "shrimp with rice" it means there's gonna be by quantity, more shrimp than rice. And viceversa, if you sell rice with shrimp you just have to have more rice. He called it a plate of shrimp and rice, but you say it's a rice bowl (with shrimp) so I'm not sure anymore :)

    • @Hoscue
      @Hoscue 4 месяца назад +2

      @@doejoe-es9bg It is what we (at least where I've lived in the US) would call a rice bowl. Qdoba calls it Mexican Street Corn Shrimp Bowl, either way he knew what he was ordering, just doesn't understand protein values.

    • @HESHRocketWarhead
      @HESHRocketWarhead 4 месяца назад

      His excuse is that he wants to taste each item individually. God forbid he combos it together like you're supposed to do with food.

  • @Magus12000BC
    @Magus12000BC 4 месяца назад

    Sweet corn is sweet? You don't say, Phil. I'd have never had guessed.
    20:04 Don't lie. You're going to doordash something else off camera.

    • @dde4963
      @dde4963 4 месяца назад

      The pickled onions are taangy…
      🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

  • @reconstructedrichard208
    @reconstructedrichard208 4 месяца назад

    i find it hard to believe she ate only one burrito

    • @confusedbadger6275
      @confusedbadger6275 4 месяца назад

      Wouldn't that depend on the size of the burrito ?

  • @andregomes1590
    @andregomes1590 4 месяца назад

    *Snort* Alright?… Ok

  • @sparkypogo
    @sparkypogo 4 месяца назад

    His wife is big enough ❤

  • @Gammons211
    @Gammons211 4 месяца назад

    Qdoba is the whiter version of chipotle and chipotle already pretty white

  • @teku0000
    @teku0000 4 месяца назад

    Qdoba is clearly a detractor

  • @shioq.
    @shioq. 4 месяца назад

    khet was still hungry

  • @ramseydoon8277
    @ramseydoon8277 4 месяца назад

    Qdoba? More like Qdont.

  • @woobiehastelly
    @woobiehastelly 4 месяца назад

    Bet he's gonna catch a disease from this. And not just gout...

  • @mooganify
    @mooganify 4 месяца назад

    refined palette darksfadil

  • @Ragahnsiir
    @Ragahnsiir 4 месяца назад

    Bro bought days old premade food for cheap and whines that it isn't the same quality as freshly made lunch

  • @mooganify
    @mooganify 4 месяца назад

    hes never had the best luck with shrimp...

    • @doejoe-es9bg
      @doejoe-es9bg 4 месяца назад

      seafood is full of heavymetals anyway so he should be thankful he only got to eat 7 and a half... less mercury and lead in those xd

  • @Christian762
    @Christian762 4 месяца назад

    DEVOUR

  • @duckyworthIV
    @duckyworthIV 4 месяца назад

    15 years being a content creator. no background music bunch of dead air. such riveting content. this should have been a brb segment. this fool pulled a himbonabi.

  • @roulejj1342
    @roulejj1342 4 месяца назад

    I've never even seen his wife before (new viewer)
    Why is she trolled too?

    • @d3parturee
      @d3parturee 4 месяца назад

      Because why wouldn't she? Lolcow trolls are ruthless man lol anything is fair game for them

    • @confusedbadger6275
      @confusedbadger6275 4 месяца назад

      Or maybe its because she's quite happy to sit on her ass all day, stuffing her face andnplaying video games whilst living in a gates community ALL paid for by her disgusting husbands beeging, berating and lying to mentally challenged individuals to for their disability cheques. She deserves everything she gets.
      Also why are tou defending someone who doesn't know you exist and even if they did would only care about how mush of you disability cheque you send them ?

    • @HESHRocketWarhead
      @HESHRocketWarhead 4 месяца назад

      To give you the short of it, Khet ditched a guy in order to get with Dave, getting won over by his delusions of grandeur and thinking that she could live a rich life with him. That's part of the reason she gets dragged a bunch. She also continues to stay with him even though his ship is rapidly sinking, having no concept of going to fend for herself, and lastly Dave always used her as a way of saying that he's winning and successful in life because he has a family (Her, and a cat). Meanwhile, the last time we saw her, she looked like a blimp compared to years previously where the last time we saw her, she was pretty slim and healthy-looking. So staying with Dave has caused her fitness to harshly decline and STILL she stays.

  • @loup369
    @loup369 4 месяца назад +1

    0 out of 5 rated just like his podcast

  • @roulejj1342
    @roulejj1342 4 месяца назад

    What a baby, begs his viewers for money then complains about what he bought with it, what a waste

  • @bloodgodalucard4769
    @bloodgodalucard4769 4 месяца назад +1

    Juan and Miguel stuffed Khet full of their grande size extra meat burritos dood. Snort.

  • @OnlyGhostType
    @OnlyGhostType 4 месяца назад

    It's not "q-doba" it's pronounced "qua-doba".... Phil the half wit

    • @doejoe-es9bg
      @doejoe-es9bg 4 месяца назад +1

      But why though... if it's written "q-doba" I'd read it the same. Or if it's spanish "chedoba"

  • @TheDarkQueen89
    @TheDarkQueen89 4 месяца назад

    Any normal person would be like "Oh cool the food delivery is early!"
    Meanwhile Philburt goes: OHHH NOES DE FWOODS DUHLEEWUHREE IS HERE TWO UHRLEEEE!!
    I am not sure Phil realises that shrimp come in different sizes, what was he expecting a king size shrimp?