Shulk looked at his book, reading the contestants names and seeing who was next on the list, when a sudden flash of fear paralysed him. His head slowly turning to look at the nearest clock, and to his utter terror it was indeed Reyn time baby. Loud footsteps were heard, creating an earthquake that could be felt from miles off as the mighty roars were heard, “ALLEYOOP” The contestants trembled as Reyn stood before Shulk. And began his ascent to the sky. His legs elegantly soaring through the air, as though he were flying. It was graceful, but what everyone had failed to realise stunned by his jump, was the impact of the fall. Everyone fleed, screams growing and panic emerging but it was too late. The ground crumbled to pieces and what once was the bionis fell even deeper into ruin. Thousands of miles away, land soared up from the ground and out of the endless sea. Many died with few living to tell the tale. And that’s how he won the jumping contest, tune in next week for lady morag demonstrating her ability t-
Okay I know that the Alleyoop thing is hilarious and all, but honestly, the way everyone stood around encouraging Melia as she did her little hops was just heartwarming. :)
\*Shulk closes the book with a groan of frustration that borders on genuine terror. He lowers his head, resigned to dread* Melia, from the corner: "Why do I hear Hostile Gazes?"
Love how the book shows they invited all the villains to the jumping contest too. They won't let petty grudges get in the way of determining who's the best jumper.
If you decide to play, an easy way to level up is the giant baboon-like thing walking around in the distance when you reach Gaur Plain, trust me it’s easy to kill
Fall damage is based on a percentage of max HP, not a flat amount. Reyn isn’t any better at surviving falls than anyone else is. At least, I know that’s true in definitive edition. No idea about Wii or 3DS.
I like how I was just intentionally saying "oh yeah" out loud before the video, the video takes like 25 seconds to do anything, and then I look back, and jpeg Reyn goes across the screen saying the truly unforgettable line.
0:24 Clearly, had Reyn not been in the list, Mario would've won the tournament. But "piss" and "Uhhhh" would've really earned their silver and bronze, respectively.
List of competitors include: Shulk Dunban Sharla Riki Melia Dickson Zanza Lorithia Tora Egil Alvis Mumkhar Metalface REYN Emperor Meyneth yo mamma Alleyoop Otharon Pyra Rex Mario Running out of characters Satata Mr. Ping Tyrea Kino Nagito Mythra Arglas piss me you uhhh idk
Seeing how Rex, Pyra, Mythra, & Tora are on the “Bionis” jumping contest implies that it’s already Aionios… Oh my god, this video predicted the future…
I've never played this game, and I haven't slept the whole night and its 6am. But god damn it these reyn memes are the best thing since my covid relief check
Shulk looked at his book, reading the contestants names and seeing who was next on the list, when a sudden flash of fear paralysed him. His head slowly turning to look at the nearest clock, and to his utter terror it was indeed Reyn time baby.
Loud footsteps were heard, creating an earthquake that could be felt from miles off as the mighty roars were heard, “ALLEYOOP”
The contestants trembled as Reyn stood before Shulk. And began his ascent to the sky. His legs elegantly soaring through the air, as though he were flying. It was graceful, but what everyone had failed to realise stunned by his jump, was the impact of the fall. Everyone fleed, screams growing and panic emerging but it was too late. The ground crumbled to pieces and what once was the bionis fell even deeper into ruin. Thousands of miles away, land soared up from the ground and out of the endless sea. Many died with few living to tell the tale.
And that’s how he won the jumping contest, tune in next week for lady morag demonstrating her ability t-
- An adapted tale of the Ancient High Entia. Modernised for recent 200-year-old readers!
It's ALWAYS Reyn time.
To what, cook? Because that'd be interesting to see...
One of my favorite comments of all time
The Shulk scream NEVER gets old, it is peak comedy
@VBandit47 it’s the kind of scream that is bloodcurdling but also hilarious depending on the scenario
@@ProjectLuark Exactly, and the suddenness of the delivery is amazing
UAAAGHHHH
Should've been one of his KO screams in smash
It makes me sad. Like when you're running from a unique monster and he goes AAAGH im like Damn whatever hit him mustve hurt. Poor shulk :(
The way shulk looks at the book is gold
I love how Reyn's name is in all-caps to emphasize the threat.
Why is this the type of thing that makes me laugh so ridiculously
im glad lmao
It is art
Okay I know that the Alleyoop thing is hilarious and all, but honestly, the way everyone stood around encouraging Melia as she did her little hops was just heartwarming. :)
With all the Xenoblade shit post I'm seeing I'm basically creating a new lore
Hey, somehow they had to kill time from the End of Future Connected until Xenoblade 3 starts... :D
*Melia “jumping”*
“My rifle’s getting hotter”
Thanks you! It's been ten years since I have the game and I never understood what she was saying because english isn't my first language
@@delireent.3960 Thats not what she meant tho
DAMN IT SHARLA
@@delireent.3960to me it was "dont let a single one is gay"
\*Shulk closes the book with a groan of frustration that borders on genuine terror. He lowers his head, resigned to dread*
Melia, from the corner: "Why do I hear Hostile Gazes?"
Alleyoop's just too powerful
Love how the book shows they invited all the villains to the jumping contest too. They won't let petty grudges get in the way of determining who's the best jumper.
"Shulk! Shulk! What's wrong?"
"oh yeaa"
"AAAAA-"
I don't know anything about this game but I love the Reyn jokes on the internet
Plaaaaaay iiiiit. It's good, Reyn is also great in the game.
If you decide to play, an easy way to level up is the giant baboon-like thing walking around in the distance when you reach Gaur Plain, trust me it’s easy to kill
I get the distinct feeling that you are, in fact, lying through your rear-end
@@CaptainCoolzCT- you're evil
@@CaptainCoolzCT- we do a little trolling
Reyn is too powerful for this mortal existence.
The Shulk scream kills me every time
I set Reyn as my party leader to take the fall damage when none of the others could make the fall. I'm sorry for pushing you off so many cliffs, Reyn.
Fall damage is based on a percentage of max HP, not a flat amount. Reyn isn’t any better at surviving falls than anyone else is.
At least, I know that’s true in definitive edition. No idea about Wii or 3DS.
LOL the power of the Alleyoop is uncontrollable
REYN! DONT JUMP!
Haha in your face
The rare time it's for your own preservation and not the jumper's.
REYN! PLEASE NO!
I like how I was just intentionally saying "oh yeah" out loud before the video, the video takes like 25 seconds to do anything, and then I look back, and jpeg Reyn goes across the screen saying the truly unforgettable line.
I don’t know why I’m getting Xenoblade memes in my recommended having never played the games, but I’m not disappointed at what I’m seeing.
Can't have a rainbow without reyn
AW YEAH, NOW WE'RE TALKING
NOW IT'S REYN TIME
LET'S NOT LOSE OUR HEADS THOUGH
Time to play them! Alleyoop
@@rileyross6621 *baby :p
I like Shulk’s annual Bionis Jumping contest book though. Some interesting names on it.
i've never even played xenoblade but i'm addicted to these reyn videos
0:24 Clearly, had Reyn not been in the list, Mario would've won the tournament.
But "piss" and "Uhhhh" would've really earned their silver and bronze, respectively.
0:06-0:08 When I'm playing alone
0:10 When a parent enters my room
Is no one gonna talk about how her rifle was getting hotter?
Even when she does nothing, IT'S SCORCHING HOT!
these memes were too great
These truly were...the Memeoblade Chronicles
"REYN DON'T JUMP"
-Sharla
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen
Just noticed Reyn entered Twice with his Alias Alleyoop xD
Glad to see Mr. Ping made it in to the bracket. He's a real promising up-and-comer.
*M A G N U M A L L E Y O O P*
*A W W Y E A H B A B Y !*
He's always doing this!
0:28 the sound of desperation XDXD
I don't know anything about this game, but I can't stop watching these clips and laughing my ass off
Can we all appreciate the list of jump contestants real quick?
This is the content I subscribed for
List of competitors include:
Shulk
Dunban
Sharla
Riki
Melia
Dickson
Zanza
Lorithia
Tora
Egil
Alvis
Mumkhar
Metalface
REYN
Emperor
Meyneth
yo mamma
Alleyoop
Otharon
Pyra
Rex
Mario
Running out of characters
Satata
Mr. Ping
Tyrea
Kino
Nagito
Mythra
Arglas
piss
me
you
uhhh
idk
can't have a rainbow without Reyn baby!
Happy to see XC1 getting content made for it
Reyn jumping: alley oop
Melia jumping: Orgasm noises.
Canonic events after the end of Xc1:
Seeing how Rex, Pyra, Mythra, & Tora are on the “Bionis” jumping contest implies that it’s already Aionios…
Oh my god, this video predicted the future…
This is legitimately one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. Thank you.
Why is this making me laugh so hard
The Sequel
This comunity has some of the best shitt posts ever
This is so fxcking stvpid i love it😫😫
We have now reached the peak of humanity, it can only go down from here
Me Audibly Yelling: REYN NOOOO
0:14 Close your eyes at this part
perfection
I'm sad we didn't get to see alleyoop's performance
for reasons i cannot fully explain this is the funniest video i've ever seen
and they didn’t even say “reyn, don’t jump.” masterpiece video
i thought the legendary reyn jump was a myth....
*and only a myth*
alleyoop
I'm glad I discovered my exact type of humor.
I've never played this game, and I haven't slept the whole night and its 6am. But god damn it these reyn memes are the best thing since my covid relief check
I like how the list was clearly written descending but the list seems to be in standard reading order due to melia and reyn's placement.
*PERFECTION!*
The way shulk reacts after reading the book is the best part
The shining alley oop of justice
Was hoping you’d use the ingame jumping animations because those are amazing
Also Melia and Fiora for best jumping grunts
Why are Xenoblade memes so...uncanny valley?
In all fairness, the team was able to kill a God, i feel like Reyn could probably jump really high if he wanted to
It's been 12 years since I 've played this game. And I didn't know they were memes on it 😲😲😲
Ah Mumkhar vs Metalface; that's the matchup I wanna see.
Listen, I know literally nothing about this game, but holy fuck
Cant stop watching this,whyyyy
Art
Why is that vid such a masterpiece OMG
Forget that, Melia is flying!
Thank you. Now I’m motivated
That was amazing. It got me to laugh for a good minute. I needed that
Certified classic ❤
It’s the like refrigerator guy
10/10
im loving the influx of reyn memes
Reyn's alleyoop is too powerful
" A vision...?!"
Such a classic
Bro this names... why is Nagito there😂
Oh yeah baby
Oh yeah
congratz for the 100k views
Amazing
*Fiora jump noises*
Huh uhhh
I know nothing about this game and this is still hilarious
I'M CRYING 😭
listen to this video while your eyes are closed.
I like this video
I like how they didn’t to put Juju on the list
He’s so pathetically weak that he can’t jump. He even says, "I know I’m pretty useless" in the game. Yes, Juju. Yes, you are.
Art.
I didn't knew i loved Xenoblade shitpost
So you're telling me out of all the people invited to the jumping contest Fiora wasn't invited? That f***ed up that they left her out.
Yeah.
Fucking incredible.
greatest video ever, alioop
That's one powerful fart lol.
Blind people hearing this
Good **JUNK**, Melia !
Also, you better not stop making Reyn videos....
Funny as the meme is, you could have definitely filled that list with more xenoblade 2 and X characters.