Really? That's the one you pick for Maine? How about it being illegal to bring a lion into a cinema? Or it being illegal to play a violin while walking down a street? Or you must bring a gun to church in case of attacking Indians? There are so many....
Игорь Журавлев Yes. It's not enforced and severely outdated but still exists. In some towns it says shotguns specifically but others it doesn't specify.
Law from Connecticut: In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce. I want to start bouncing pickles in supermarkets to see if they're up to standards now.
Maybe a giraffe got taken out of a zoo one time by a zookeeper and taken by the water, then he hopped on and started fishing, then the giraffe killed someone or something.
My guess is that most of them are loopholes from other laws or just parts of a bigger law. Others may be tradition. And some may be for accidents happening, leading to the states baning the activities that were preformed during the accident. Som laws have a bigger meaning to them but in any case, they are mostly just plain stupid.
Dish Detergent in Michigan we have a law about chaining a alligator to a fire hydrant i was told some guy put one on a harness and tied it to a fire hydrant
Rosalina The Hawaiian one has some sense to it. They have a huge drug problem there, and for a while people would slip drugs into drinks. It's a lot harder to track two or more drinks at the same time. This led to people leaving restaurants and bars after a single drink only to get into drug-induced accidents and kill lots of people, or in some cases just going nuts and hurting others. They tried a PSA about it for a while, but when that didn't work the law was enacted to reduce the casualty rate, especially since figuring out who drugged the drink was near impossible. As for the others... got me. Many of them are probably based on "god" and trying to enact Christian-style Sharia law. Certainly anything where the woman requires permission of her husband for anything, or the ones that talk about what you can and can't do sexually or on Sundays would seem to come from there.
FantasticGames sleeping on top of fridges outside is my favorite punishment when my fridges are misbehaving. even though they are cold on the inside, they don't like the cold on the outside. oh and this is at night.
STARWARSGURU I Live in Jersey we don’t enforce it as they made us knit in school during the fishing season. As for most of these laws they were probley made when the states first became states and they never changed them.
In Alaska, it's illegal to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. In Oklahoma, whaling is illegal. In Oregon, dishes must drip dry. And in the city of Chico, California, detonating a nuclear device in city limits results in a $500 fine.
The state of PA, everybody: Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue. You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth. A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling. You may not sing in the bathtub. Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents. Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. And those are just the state laws.
(Cop) "Uhhh sir you do know it's illegal to detonate nukes within city limits, right? (You) "Oh sorry officer I just misplaced it a little. My Bad." (Cop) "Ok well here's a $500 fine for you're actions. Don't do it again. Good day sir."
How would you be able to fine the person who detonated the device already? YOU CAN'T! Because the city would have been blown to smithereens by that nuke, so what's the point?
Cat Goransson depends on the size of the nuke a small nuke reasonable and the only way a person can get a nuke is to make one but only one a person can make is a small one so yeah
Operator: 911 what's your emergency? Me: there's a man that pronounced Arkansas saw Ar Kan Sass Operator: OH GOD WELL SEND THE SWAT TEAM RIGHT AWAY THANK YOU SIR. (Funny thing is I live in Arkansas)
i thought no cows on the second floor would be Missouri's one, cause you can have horses, pigs, deer, bears, elephants, FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU CAN PUT A BLUE WHALE ON THE SECOND FLOOR, BUT GOD FORBID YOU PUT A COW THERE
GangstaPanda pretty sure that's cause cows can't walk down stairs, so they would be stuck there (there knees don't bend in the same way most species' knees do)
That One Guy Peeing I haven't read the first amendment in awhile and it is 4am, so I don't quite remember the exact wording, but technically, if I remember correct the government can't censor WHAT you say, not how you say it. Which, probably would not hold in supreme court, but no one took it there if I had to guess.
If you got arrested! Random prisoner: Oh i killed a man you? You: Oh I just gave my next door neighbor a vacuum cleaner Random prisoner: *Slowly moves away*
philosophicalreason It may be illegal here in IL (not sure about all states), but I know that it isn't heavily enforced. It might vary depending on county and city as well. I've had a zebra tail hanging from my rear-view mirror and never had any problems.
Literally have a rosary and an air freshener hanging from my rearview mirror and I've never gotten ticketed for them. I'm from Texas by the way. No. I can't give you either of my eyes. Lol
Outta luck if you live in Pittsburgh, man. Any refrigerator naps are prohibited and can be met with either a fine or two weeks jail time. Fascism at it's finest, if you ask me.
Usually these ridiculous laws had a very specific purpose at the time they were created. For example, in Texas it's illegal to spit on the sidewalk, at the time it was created women would wear those expensive southern belle dresses that drag along the ground and men liked to chew tobacco, they'd spit on the sidewalk, ruining the dresses. These laws are later kept, most likely, to give probable cause where there none, allowing police to discriminate well within the law.
The Illinois law is because a person somehow had a thing on their rear view mirror and it came off and made him crash (twice)...(in one week) Btw i am mad that he pronounced it wrong THE S IS SILENT.
I think in he's last video some chick said that she would watch he's videos if he sounded less boring and depressed. It spurred him to be more enthusiastic
Except it's annoying when he tries to hard to be funny like getting really really loud when he's saying things in a sexual manner. Thinking of unsubbing because of this immature behavior.
I searched forever to find Danger Dolan. Not knowing it was now Planet Dolan. Mainly because I used to watch Danger Dolan for sooo long. That I didn't realize it
Oh yeah, I forgot I can't exactly do that while breaking both laws at once... Guess instead of taking an expensive trip to break dumb laws I can just break a law here by carving out my eyes and selling them on the street!!!
Buddy Contento America... Also 2 things, the Louisiana one is cool but I'm sure its bs. And I tried whistling underwater a little while ago.... Didn't go to well.
I love danger Dolan he's so funny Also I have so manny thing to say about this vid but the list is to long to say them I will say this tho My sate was mentioned in this video XD yay?
Stupid Google Won't Let Me Make A Good Name Also, the dumbest law is in Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, Ohio, South Dakota, Tennessee, and Texas. In those states, you aren't allowed to marry someone of the same sex. Like, what the fuck? Isn't that just the stupidest law EVER!? ~730cute
I live in Tennessee and today our class was going to watch a movie but nobody brought one in so my teacher asked for a kids Netflix password and he's probably going to jail
Robert Bohrer your parents should do that ..not the school , less trouble for them. parents can be assholes when school teaches something to their kids that they do not accept
*jumps off the building* Cops: MAM, YOU ARE UND- *lands on a police car* Cops: Ooooh! Ouch. Other Cop: GET HER!! *is tazed* (In Jail owo) Prisoner: What the hell is that smell?! Other Prisoner: Oh, that's Clarie. :| Prisoner: The fuck. 0_0
Random Man: mister it is illegals to... Guy: Jumps off Random man: shit (911) Guy: lands on another building dead Swat: You are under arrest Helicopter: fires torpedoes at the body Guy: burst into a million pieces raining parts Swat: Mission success People: WHAT THE FUCK, SHIT IS FALLING FROM THE SKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Excuse me bitch? I'm entitled to my opinon-which pretty much anyone here can agree these laws are retarded. Unless you're one of the people that actually made one of them.
Carrie Wright yeah they're supposed to be dumb laws.... That's the point of the video. And sure you're entitled to your opinion. No need to shove that fact down our throats pal
3 more dumb NY laws: It's illegal to wear slippers after 10 pm, it's illegal to walk around with an ice cream cone in your back pocket on Sundays and a fine of $25 can be levied for flirting
oscar mojica I think anyone outside of the US would need shots whilst looking through a list of idiotic American laws. Heck, I live in the US and I think I might need a shot or two after seeing some that weren't in this video :p And the Pennsylvania one, god damn!
2:58 "Which is funny, brcause they invented this similar thing- it's called a *BOAT* 7:00 "You have to sit, perfectly still and just ignore the delicious music that makes you want to get uP AND DA-"
Lawnbowleruk, why are you pretending that your Dolan when he is Austrian and your Chanel is uk and on your creepy pasta video you have a British ascent ?
Gabe Zorbas Most of those laws aren't true, who ever said Danger Dolan was a credible source. Think for yourself, Danger Dolan says a lot of crazy shit so that he'll get a lot of viewers and a lot of money.
missfabolous000 They don't really get a chance to, every gas station has attendants there to pump it for you. They come up to your car when you pull up and you hand them the money or your card
My parents were driving thru Oregon on a trip and we stoped at the gas station but then this man came and pumped the gas for them and I was Iike"are we in Mexico?"(bc they also pump ur gas in mx
if he ever went to america then his brain would be breaking due to stupidity, but because he is from a civilised and smart country he has at least some resistance
TheJackCahill Oh no, I'm in WA. In Exmouth since it's so isolated peoples idea of 'cool' is waaayyy different to Perth, since people only go further than the Big Lez Show on the internet and is the only sense of humour. Only a few people get me
Here in the UK it's illegal to eat Mince Pies on Christmas Day. Passing wind in front of the reigning monarch can lead to a charge of treason. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants - even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet. It is illegal to leave baggage unattended, and picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism. All English men over 14 are meant to carry out two hours of longbow practice each week, supervised by the local clergy. It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (e.g. in the pub).
I've never heard of the hair cut law being enforced in Michigan either. Other odd Michigan laws: Cohabitation of unmarried couples is still technically illegal in Michigan, but also rarely if ever enforced (though it could result in paperwork headaches). There's been a push to get rid of the Michigan cohabitation ban. In Wayne County, Michigan, it is illegal to sell alcoholic beverages at gas stations. (I have no idea why alcohol is sold at gas stations _anywhere_, because that would seem to encourage drinking and driving.)
I imagine a bunch of bored politicians sitting around a table
"Damn it guys, we need to make some laws"
That is every politician.
Well look who it is, my old friend Dirty Dan.
It's me, Cabeno TRP
I think a lot of those laws are from rulings in court cases, which is how many laws come about. Would explain why they're so specific.
I have the sudden urge to go and break all of these laws
"sir, stop dancing, you're holding up the bar. please stop boogying down, with your funky moves."
- Danger Dolan, 2015
That probabaly be me holding them up xD
Really? That's the one you pick for Maine? How about it being illegal to bring a lion into a cinema? Or it being illegal to play a violin while walking down a street? Or you must bring a gun to church in case of attacking Indians? There are so many....
raggedy-smith that one about gun in church... is it real?
Игорь Журавлев Massachusettes has a similar law. Also, bullets are legal tender here (nobody takes advantage of it, though).
Игорь Журавлев Yes. It's not enforced and severely outdated but still exists. In some towns it says shotguns specifically but others it doesn't specify.
Please tell me these are all incredibly common practices?
Law from Connecticut:
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
I want to start bouncing pickles in supermarkets to see if they're up to standards now.
It's illegal to sleep on a fridge outdoors? O shoot I'm screwed.
Sleep inside it then
The red Umbreon PA is my state
@@YuukiLex big brain
@@YuukiLex and then you have a home as well !
Also a hideout from any creepy passerby with ulterior motives
What I want to know is the backstory for some of these laws.
Maybe a giraffe got taken out of a zoo one time by a zookeeper and taken by the water, then he hopped on and started fishing, then the giraffe killed someone or something.
My guess is that most of them are loopholes from other laws or just parts of a bigger law. Others may be tradition. And some may be for accidents happening, leading to the states baning the activities that were preformed during the accident. Som laws have a bigger meaning to them but in any case, they are mostly just plain stupid.
I live up in Maine so I can tell you, the one from Maine became a thing after some houses burnt down because of a Christmas tree.
Nyghtking The razor blade in the trash one probably happened because someone got their hand cut, and they wanted it to "stop happening"
Dish Detergent in Michigan we have a law about chaining a alligator to a fire hydrant
i was told some guy put one on a harness and tied it to a fire hydrant
In New York, the penalty for jumping off a building is death.
No shit?
is this enforced by people or by physics?
Alex Gregory Ha. lol
Alex Gregory I don't know, but it must suck to be a New York free runner.......Or Spider-
Man.
That is ironic!!!!!
So I can't fish from the back of a giraffe in Boise? Damn it, there go my vacation plans.
Lol
Look on the bright side, you can fish on top of a giraffe in Cali-...um... Hm
Will Barkell LOL MAN
huy tran Hm? What is it?
Epic Llama What is this country coming to? :(
I think the 'hang who killed your dog' law is very reasonable
You get what you serve
My cellphones love to attack people and I've hung 37 peeps
Abby not me I think it is under the reasonable punishment
...and keep their pooing pooches and cats off the lawns. If in apartment pet fees of $500.00& bathed 3x daily. ( tee hee)😜
If you kill someone else's cattle in Texas that person can hang you.
I want to know the back story for all these laws
Same
Rosalina
The Hawaiian one has some sense to it. They have a huge drug problem there, and for a while people would slip drugs into drinks. It's a lot harder to track two or more drinks at the same time. This led to people leaving restaurants and bars after a single drink only to get into drug-induced accidents and kill lots of people, or in some cases just going nuts and hurting others. They tried a PSA about it for a while, but when that didn't work the law was enacted to reduce the casualty rate, especially since figuring out who drugged the drink was near impossible.
As for the others... got me. Many of them are probably based on "god" and trying to enact Christian-style Sharia law. Certainly anything where the woman requires permission of her husband for anything, or the ones that talk about what you can and can't do sexually or on Sundays would seem to come from there.
***** no user name is a username.
Rosalina Your picture scares me.
ITALYYYY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?/1/1??!/1/!?!?
~730cute
Stupid Google Won't Let Me Make A Good Name
Si?
I wish there was some criminal out there whose goal in life was to break every single one of these laws...
gooberdude2 There proboly is.
I will take that roll... One I can legally drive..
Funnest road trip ever
WHO WANTS TO COME WITH ME ON THIS EPIC ASS ROAD TRIP?!?!
+gooberdude2 There are, they're called teenagers
Why the fuck do I have to live in a state with such a strange law. Really Pennsylvania? It's illegal to sleep on top of a fridge outside? Really?
I know like what the fuck which one us slept on a refrigerator and ruined all the fun
Do you actually think any of these are true?
A lot of them are true.
FantasticGames sleeping on top of fridges outside is my favorite punishment when my fridges are misbehaving. even though they are cold on the inside, they don't like the cold on the outside. oh and this is at night.
Aren't you guys disappointed about that law? I was so planning to drag my refrigerator outside and pass out on top of it O_o
#21 What if you're knitting a fishing net?
STARWARSGURU um, don't know if you can but fishing season no.
STARWARSGURU
laws be broken then
They just might give an exception.
*Plot twist*
STARWARSGURU I Live in Jersey we don’t enforce it as they made us knit in school during the fishing season. As for most of these laws they were probley made when the states first became states and they never changed them.
This stands to this day as one of dolans best lists and shows he doesn't need 5000 different voice actors
yes
+Ascendent Energy damn, i see so many nods to destiny now, why though? is it RoI?
Vicariously Sober because it's diffrent
Yah!😑
Bob Ross4dayz yes
In Alaska, it's illegal to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. In Oklahoma, whaling is illegal. In Oregon, dishes must drip dry. And in the city of Chico, California, detonating a nuclear device in city limits results in a $500 fine.
is the one about Oregon. true I live there. OOOOH no wonder. my grandma always dries the dishes on a rack
+Teamfortressgaming www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/oregon It's below the law that says canned corn be used for bait.
+Kenny Stahura cannot be used
Yea...how do you whale in Oklahoma? XD oh government
I take it that Chico had some troubles with experimental scientists and just wanted to discourage irradiation of residents.
Operator: 911 what's your emergency
Man: THERE IS A MAN WHO-OH GOD HE-HE-HES WALKING BACKWARDS AND EATING A DOUGHNUT!
This made my drop my phone and cracked my screen on my phone when I saw this. I was laughing too hard to carry it.
Emolga the Tormentor Here have a Donut *Gives Donut*
Knight Spark ok but i wont walk backwards because that is illegal!
I laughed harder at this comment instead of the video
790 gaming Officer: MAN DOWN MAN DOWN!!!
The state of PA, everybody:
Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
You may not sing in the bathtub.
Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass.
And those are just the state laws.
Springtrapeze wrong.... I live in s.c. and you can buy them and shoot em about wherever you want.
Wait you can't sing in the bathtub in Pennsylvania? Oh crap I'm so getting arrested.
In Georgia, it is illegal to walk on the sidewalk with an ice cream cone in your pocket on a Sunday.
+Joshua Caleb Who on God's green Earth came up with that law?
Party Poison John Cena.
+Joshua Caleb LOL I JUST NOTOCED YOU REPLIED 0 SECONDS AGO
Seems like a useful law to me.
Comment Police LOL
I feel like I saw a new side of Danger Dolan :D anyone else?
Yeah. I see it too!
Hahhaha totally I thought it was just me
I love his videos like this! He seems so much happier. Its hilarious
Marc Melnick Totally. :D
I didn't know Oral sex wasn't allowed to be given, nor recieved... hm
Fishing off of the back of a giraffe? Was Idaho high?
EatTinker XD
EatTinker We Idahoans get high off of all the potatoes
John York that at least sort of makes sense. I don't want to go fishing and have shrapnel in my face.
John York good to know.
EatTinker Maybe they were high on potato rum when they wrote that one.
Also in Chico California its a $500.00 fine to detonate a nuclear device in city limits.
Only five hundred?
(Cop) "Uhhh sir you do know it's illegal to detonate nukes within city limits, right?
(You) "Oh sorry officer I just misplaced it a little. My Bad."
(Cop) "Ok well here's a $500 fine for you're actions. Don't do it again. Good day sir."
How would you be able to fine the person who detonated the device already? YOU CAN'T! Because the city would have been blown to smithereens by that nuke, so what's the point?
First off.... only $ 500? Also if u hypothetically did, there would be no city, and therefore no city cops to fine you. So that’s a useless law.
Cat Goransson depends on the size of the nuke a small nuke reasonable and the only way a person can get a nuke is to make one but only one a person can make is a small one so yeah
Operator: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: there's a man that pronounced Arkansas saw Ar Kan Sass
Operator: OH GOD WELL SEND THE SWAT TEAM RIGHT AWAY THANK YOU SIR.
(Funny thing is I live in Arkansas)
Way to steal my comment
+Jacob Horn Reported for pronouncing Arkansas Ar Kan Sass in your mind.
I ALWAYS SAY IT LIKE THAT but I'm in Ohio so I'm good lol
+Bestfriendsforever7805 O-hiyo.
+Jiro Reano ZOMG U BREAK THE LAW STOFU!!!!!!!!
So we broke the law just by looking at the thumbnail?
Yea we are going to jail XD
Damnit
God damnit.
DIY Monster oh SHIT MUM GET THE CAMERA.....
LOL I'm a convicted felon now
i thought no cows on the second floor would be Missouri's one, cause you can have horses, pigs, deer, bears, elephants, FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU CAN PUT A BLUE WHALE ON THE SECOND FLOOR, BUT GOD FORBID YOU PUT A COW THERE
GangstaPanda lol
GangstaPanda pretty sure that's cause cows can't walk down stairs, so they would be stuck there (there knees don't bend in the same way most species' knees do)
Blue Whale's knees bend very well as well i bet.
no its an old law when people actually owned lifestock in missouri which believe it or not IS NOT A FUCKING FARM IT ONLY USED TO BE A FARM
Wait...A comment about Missouri that isn't mine? Oh my god someone realizes that this state exists! Us and our bipolar weather.
Breaking all these laws are going on my bucket list
Get 2 double sided ones... - living on the edge
Where are you going to find a giraffe to go fishing in Idaho?
@@webbess1Break into Zoo Boise? Lol jk don’t. They’ll spot you. 🦒
who else couldn't wait for him to say your state
me too, Pennsylvania was the worst one and I live here... No fridges outside.
OMG😤😤😤😤😤must not breathe in fridge so😷😷😷😷😷😷
ME AND IT TOOK HIM A WHILE TO SAY TX
when you emo in Connecticut
Not long for me, Maryland was #31
I JUST REALISED I BROKE A LAW
I PROUNONCED ARKANSAS LIKE ARKAN-SASS WHEN I WAS THERE
PLEASE SEND HELP
I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid I have to make a citizen's arrest for that.
They haven't forgotten. Be warned, My friend.
Ben Rundus What is the punishment I wonder, mandatory speech class?
I don't get that law cause we got freedom of speech yo!
That One Guy Peeing I haven't read the first amendment in awhile and it is 4am, so I don't quite remember the exact wording, but technically, if I remember correct the government can't censor WHAT you say, not how you say it. Which, probably would not hold in supreme court, but no one took it there if I had to guess.
Oklahoma also does not allow oral sex, no matter what your relationship. It's also illegal to eat someone else's hamburger.
Oh shit I'm goin to jail
De.Nebula why how many hamburgers have u stole
50 last time I checked
De.Nebula God help u virgin thief
The second one is fine by me 👌👌👌👌
I live in New Hampshire and I have ADHD. I can't stop moving. I have to tap my foot in a restaurant. I do it all the time. Welp, I'm going to jail.
Cant lend your vacuum to your neighbor? Wow that sucks
I didn't know that denver did that, and live in a city next to denver
Is that me from overwatch and horrible/great pun
+T Bourgon mei
give it to person round the corner and they give it to ur neighbour. sorted.
I know
It sounds like you had so much fun making this video.
Yeah lol, seemed more energetic
You just heard the god dammit in his voice
I feel like there's gonna be a lot of British/UK people saying how dumb America is .. Let me start
*clears throat*
Hi
G'day m8
Hi :)
Hey m8 if you're cheeky to britland again I'll hook you right in the gabber, I swear on me mum.
u think only british think america is stupid? xDDD
derp derp And more stupid in comparison.
If you got arrested!
Random prisoner: Oh i killed a man you?
You: Oh I just gave my next door neighbor a vacuum cleaner
Random prisoner: *Slowly moves away*
Actually it is illegal to hang fresheners from reviewer mirrors anywhere in the USA,I know I have gotten tickets for it.
Goddess of Implosion Good for your aunt,throw her a party.Still does not take away the fact I have gotten tickets.
philosophicalreason It may be illegal here in IL (not sure about all states), but I know that it isn't heavily enforced. It might vary depending on county and city as well. I've had a zebra tail hanging from my rear-view mirror and never had any problems.
Goddess of Implosion Yeah, I love zebras. :)
Literally have a rosary and an air freshener hanging from my rearview mirror and I've never gotten ticketed for them. I'm from Texas by the way.
No. I can't give you either of my eyes. Lol
philosophicalreason my momma does that shit and doesnt get a ticket
You have to sit perfectly still And ignore The delicious MUSIC THAT MAKES YOU WANNA GET UP *AND DAAAAAAAAAAANCE*
...
*I CAN'T STOP DANCING-*
XDD
***** good and cool my name is amber too
I have problems... I listen to death core... and piano...help me...
***** Good thing too or else I would be in jail by now.
He was so funny in this one😂😂😂
Right? Gold 👌
Agreed
E
Your Emojis are the root of sheer cancer.
well i live in Montana so i guess i broke the law 10 times this week
dylan ackerman same here I break the law at least once everyday
Xpert Tech yeah but is was probley put in place in the 1900s when that’s the only sex thing people did
Yeah it was ruled unconstitutional in 2003 and repealed so be as freaky as you want!
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" in Tennessee you can't share your Netflix password " whooops.... I broke that one
I live in Ohio. Time to buy a goldfish and get it drunk.
+CrazyForDerps I'm serious.
+Angela The Stoner record it lmao
+Larrys Lounge I have to hide the evidence.
Angela The Stoner www.torproject.org/
+Angela The Stoner That's exactly what I thought XD
Sleeping on a Frige outdoors?
ILEAGAL.
Sleeping on a Frige indoors
LEAGAL
WTF?!
Outta luck if you live in Pittsburgh, man. Any refrigerator naps are prohibited and can be met with either a fine or two weeks jail time. Fascism at it's finest, if you ask me.
Randomness- -girl (sorry I'm a grammar freak) do you mean legal?
Omg yeah
I live in PA and WT acual HECKKK WHOULD SLEEP ON A FRIDGE OUTDOORS?
Alexis Princess Why wouldn't you?
Arkansas can't take the Sas :)
The same law says that the preferred adjective is "Arkansawyer", though most people from Arkansas still use "Arkansan".
Am I the only one who wants to know the reason these laws were put in place? 😂
I'm curious as well
Usually these ridiculous laws had a very specific purpose at the time they were created. For example, in Texas it's illegal to spit on the sidewalk, at the time it was created women would wear those expensive southern belle dresses that drag along the ground and men liked to chew tobacco, they'd spit on the sidewalk, ruining the dresses. These laws are later kept, most likely, to give probable cause where there none, allowing police to discriminate well within the law.
these laws are pointless.
right? there has to be some amazing stories behind those laws XD
The Illinois law is because a person somehow had a thing on their rear view mirror and it came off and made him crash (twice)...(in one week)
Btw i am mad that he pronounced it wrong THE S IS SILENT.
Hawaii still enforces their one drink at a time thing. As of 2016 when I lived there
you forgot the one where you cant have ice cream in your back pocket
Rilee Burgett where the heck is that a law?!?
it exists
In a sunday
you did’nt put my law in
PHILIPINES LAW：Not allowed to point at nature YES THATS ILLEGAL AHHHHHHH
*_//Lives in Michigan_*
_I'LL CUT MY OWN HAIR JUST WATCH ME-_
I'm telling.
_Okay~_
Its not a real law here 😂😂😂
Gαℓαcσ ღ Gαℓαxy Qυєєη I live in Michigan....
_Michigan squad!_
In germany you are not permitted to sell a cumcumber that is too crooked
HAHAHAHA
+I ItsJustNils I A cumcumber? Is that the new term for dick?
BrolySSJ789 No, i mean the Vegetable :D
I ItsJustNils I Ha. I thought so, but the fact that you said "cumcumber" made me somehow think of a dick.
BrolySSJ789 well... I dont want to have your Minds :D
Danger Dolan seems a bit drunk in this one. I liked it a bit more than usual. Funnier commentary.
I think in he's last video some chick said that she would watch he's videos if he sounded less boring and depressed. It spurred him to be more enthusiastic
Rich Theisen Could be why he's drunk. If he's not drunk in this recording then I'm the king of england.
Sir Arthur?
Except it's annoying when he tries to hard to be funny like getting really really loud when he's saying things in a sexual manner. Thinking of unsubbing because of this immature behavior.
john papple I also enjoyed his enthusiasm in this episode as well!
HAHAHAHA! That Tennessee one is funny because I just gave someone my netflix account password! LOL
Sour Butler There goes your Netflix account. It has been terminated by state law
FBI: **busts down door**
I’m going to jail
This is the best Dolan video I have seen so far. Loving the commentary.
I've broken the NY rule, I've talked to so many people in a elevator.
Same. And I don't look at the door, I feel the pressing down on my body while going up
Me to many times
Ima add my ten cents and add another. Here, in Ohio, it's illegal to sell cornflakes on a Sunday.
Magicman V that sounds so dumb
welcome to Americs XD
In Anson Texas it's illegal to dance in public
Unless it's a special occasion for the whole city
Joey McMillien That's very dumb of them. We have the right to dance whenever we want to!
Wait it is illegal to tickle girls in the state of Virginia..... that includes friends?........ I'm going to jail aren't I?
Da.MilkMan3 So are me and my brother see you there
So much for being the state of love.
Kaelan McAlpine agree
same here... darn it mom shut up
In kentucky its illegal to have an icecream cone in your back pocket
Wtf
Lmao
Wtf
That's in Alabama
X Fision isn't that in another video?
I live in Indiana and my dad has a mustache... MAH DAD IZ BRAYKING TEH LAW EVRY DAY!!!
Oh my god SAME WERE ALL IN DANGER
Lol
I have a mustache and I kissed my girlfriend before *SWAT team busts down my door* OH SHIT GOTTA GO
+Trenton Keller Maybe that's why your mom fell in love with him; he's a real bad boy.
Zap Gun Hehe... lol
don't commit suicide or you could be put in prison for life
LOL
Wow just wow
The penalty for jumping off a tall building is death
Is that real😂
Gabrielle Picino yes actually
I searched forever to find Danger Dolan. Not knowing it was now Planet Dolan. Mainly because I used to watch Danger Dolan for sooo long. That I didn't realize it
I REFUSE TO FOLLOW ANY OF THESE LAWS
Saaaaamme shit they be hella lying saying this some land of the free
what kind of land of the free won't let you keep in rhythm to music
+CookieDestroyer3000 ! Heck yeah I'm trying dat!😂
#ThugLife that's gangsta man lol
YEA WEEEEWWWW IMA EAT DONUTS WHILE SLEEPWALKING BACKWARDS ON TOP OF REFRIGERATORS OUTSIDE
Oh yeah, I forgot I can't exactly do that while breaking both laws at once... Guess instead of taking an expensive trip to break dumb laws I can just break a law here by carving out my eyes and selling them on the street!!!
The city I live in Texas requires all horses rode at night to wear tail lights.
wow what a dumb fucking city
What fucking city is that?
Texarkana
Makes sense to me.
Best of both worlds with that law : Half Texas, Half Arkansas (sorta)
Buddy Contento America...
Also 2 things, the Louisiana one is cool but I'm sure its bs. And I tried whistling underwater a little while ago.... Didn't go to well.
x3
You should, a lot of these are ridiculous.
Okie ^^
I love danger Dolan he's so funny
Also I have so manny thing to say about this vid but the list is to long to say them
I will say this tho
My sate was mentioned in this video XD yay?
Yay!
I am curious as to how many of these are enforced. I meant only one sex position, how will they even know!? XD
"delicious music that just makes you want to get up and DAN..."
I feel like he was wasted when he made this video. He kept laughing and yelling. XD
haha xD
he's australian of course he gets on the piss every single night until a habit forms then lets it ruin your family and work
The day is May 16th.
My mother has had our Christmas lights up since November.
Help us.
~730cute
Stupid Google Won't Let Me Make A Good Name Also, the dumbest law is in Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, Ohio, South Dakota, Tennessee, and Texas.
In those states, you aren't allowed to marry someone of the same sex.
Like, what the fuck? Isn't that just the stupidest law EVER!?
~730cute
Stupid Google Won't Let Me Make A Good Name Welcome to the south where Christianity is sadly strong......
Greatbehemoth I know... I live in the northeast, where people barely bat an eyelash at it.
~730cute
Stupid Google Won't Let Me Make A Good Name wtf does ~730cute even mean
Stupid Google Won't Let Me Make A Good Name Dumbest law... For fuck's sake, you're broken... You and the rest of this politically correct bullshit.
I was surprised California wasn't in this. We have tons of laws here lol
it was
california was like, one of the first ones
I got one for you, in California its illegal for a dog to chase a bear.
r u stupid or something
You have laws there?! Dammit! My anarchist bombs and shit are now useless!
Anyone else just skip to there state
Otis the Cow My state was first. SADLY I CAN'T DRIVE YET!!
mine was North Dakota😂😂😂
Their*
I live in Tennessee and today our class was going to watch a movie but nobody brought one in so my teacher asked for a kids Netflix password and he's probably going to jail
Thug life.
Fuck da police
I live I tennessee and it's illegal for teachers to give the sex talk. Puberty Ed is very boring here.
Robert Bohrer do they just show you the sex talk then
Robert Bohrer
your parents should do that ..not the school , less trouble for them. parents can be assholes when school teaches something to their kids that they do not accept
WTF Texas. I live there and I didn't know that.
Same here
TheJackCahill ur just a gelous hater
gelous?
***** cool story hansel, you think that was what I was talking about? you have rocks in your head you dirty yank
TheJackCahill gelo?
In new york jumping off a building is punished by death .oh new york
*jumps off building*
Cop; YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!!!
Me: *dead*
Cop: um..... YOUR BODY WILL BE TAKEN TO JAIL!!!! I guess.... :/
*jumps off the building*
Cops: MAM, YOU ARE UND-
*lands on a police car*
Cops: Ooooh! Ouch.
Other Cop: GET HER!!
*is tazed*
(In Jail owo)
Prisoner: What the hell is that smell?!
Other Prisoner: Oh, that's Clarie. :|
Prisoner: The fuck. 0_0
Random Man: mister it is illegals to...
Guy: Jumps off
Random man: shit (911)
Guy: lands on another building dead
Swat: You are under arrest
Helicopter: fires torpedoes at the body
Guy: burst into a million pieces raining parts
Swat: Mission success
People: WHAT THE FUCK, SHIT IS FALLING FROM THE SKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XD
+Paul Young "torpedos" from a helicopter
9:33 You can hear his soul dying.
I should move to Wisconsin, i hate margarine, i prefer real all natural butter.
but it tastes like butter!! and it's good fuel for a fire >.>
Yeah, but its slop slapped together in an oily substance, my body rejects it. Thats coming from the person that would eat liver and not hate it
Freesha Gamber
but liver is delicious!
Fuzzycat to most its not
Freesha Gamber
they haters
God I loved Danger Dolan
***** rip
+isac walrus Gaben?
VAULT Tec VAULT Tec?
Oh wait
You are not worth the........weight.
VAULT Tec wat?
I LMAO JUST HEARING YOUR VOICE READ THESE PATHETIC, DIM WITTED EXCUSES FOR LAWS. KEEP EM COMING!
You're a pathetic, dim-witted excuse
Excuse me bitch? I'm entitled to my opinon-which pretty much anyone here can agree these laws are retarded.
Unless you're one of the people that actually made one of them.
Carrie Wright yeah they're supposed to be dumb laws.... That's the point of the video. And sure you're entitled to your opinion. No need to shove that fact down our throats pal
Do some people not understand what this comment means
Lee Shang I'm pretty sure that's because it was written by someone lacking proper education
Well imma go get brain damage, go blind, and sell my eyes *just to friggin’ break the law!*
3 more dumb NY laws: It's illegal to wear slippers after 10 pm, it's illegal to walk around with an ice cream cone in your back pocket on Sundays and a fine of $25 can be levied for flirting
milk is a legal WHAT! ?!?!?!?!
It's illegal to look at the sun while wearing all gray
+XxMomentSpeedxX you mean it's illegal to jump off a building in NY and the penalty is death
Is catching a Pokemon a good enough reason to stand around?
it is
just sit down and you can stay around any building
yes. yes it is
It depends on how satisfying the catch was, in my opinion
also if it was mewtwo hell ya!
Lol, anyone think Dolan was drunk while making this video?
Yeah he was defiantly drunk
oscar mojica Oh god, yes oscar XD
oscar mojica I think anyone outside of the US would need shots whilst looking through a list of idiotic American laws. Heck, I live in the US and I think I might need a shot or two after seeing some that weren't in this video :p And the Pennsylvania one, god damn!
2:58
"Which is funny, brcause they invented this similar thing- it's called a *BOAT*
7:00
"You have to sit, perfectly still and just ignore the delicious music that makes you want to get uP AND DA-"
Holy shit, Dolan. You're killing me. Never laughed so hard at one of your videos before~
Lawnbowleruk, why are you pretending that your Dolan when he is Austrian and your Chanel is uk and on your creepy pasta video you have a British ascent ?
Everyone has stupid outdated laws, not just the U.S.
Molly Sheridan Why????????????????????
English longbow-men were the shit. They were feared all throughout Europe.
Gabe Zorbas Most of those laws aren't true, who ever said Danger Dolan was a credible source. Think for yourself, Danger Dolan says a lot of crazy shit so that he'll get a lot of viewers and a lot of money.
Liam Dye all of these laws are true, you can look them all up if you like. many High School government classes cover them as a fun intro unit.
Liam Dye I never said they where true.
Dolan you should go back to this comedic videos
*these
SIR ITS THE POLICE GET DOWN!!!I SAID GET DOWN!!! ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN COURT!
+ITS THE POLICE! GET DOWN i like toitles
+ITS THE POLICE! GET DOWN cheese
boobies!
at 4:26 this guy that lives kinda close to me would be so mad, he has his christmas stuff up all year round :P
Most of these aren't actually enforced. One I hate in Oregon is that it is illegal to pump your own gas.
Do they actually enforce that law??
missfabolous000 They don't really get a chance to, every gas station has attendants there to pump it for you. They come up to your car when you pull up and you hand them the money or your card
I thought that was just New Jersey
I like not pumping my own gas, I'm lazy.
My parents were driving thru Oregon on a trip and we stoped at the gas station but then this man came and pumped the gas for them and I was
Iike"are we in Mexico?"(bc they also pump ur gas in mx
In the Netherlands it's illegal to... actually what is illegal there?
probably to call it Neitherlands
Stereotyping again... typical.
Its illegal to not steal someone's bike if yours was stolen in Amsterdam.
Nothing is illegal... Not even people who do not belong there.
OfficialJaffaBair
moroccans
Illinoizans?? ILLANOIZANS?! You just ruined my day.
He upset us😫
Well it is a dumb law.
I'm pretty sure none of us even listen to it
2:58 he said boyzity instaed of boise city. and no one says city. its pronounced boysee. so what if i'm idahoan!
pfft..... idahoen.....
My mind is a dirty place
I saw this video when it came out. Even after 5 years, it's still hilarious!
I think Dolan's soul is breaking due to stupidity.
if he ever went to america then his brain would be breaking due to stupidity, but because he is from a civilised and smart country he has at least some resistance
Bill Conley im from australia as well - just not from qld.. haha
TheJackCahill Oh no, I'm in WA. In Exmouth since it's so isolated peoples idea of 'cool' is waaayyy different to Perth, since people only go further than the Big Lez Show on the internet and is the only sense of humour. Only a few people get me
Don't hate on our refrigerator law
I no they have no idea how much it happens here
Ikr, my neighbor got arrested last night, what was he thinking!?!
Here in the UK it's illegal to eat Mince Pies on Christmas Day.
Passing wind in front of the reigning monarch can lead to a charge of treason.
It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants - even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet.
It is illegal to leave baggage unattended, and picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.
All English men over 14 are meant to carry out two hours of longbow practice each week, supervised by the local clergy.
It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (e.g. in the pub).
I would write a response but it's time for longbow practice.
LawnBowlerUK Apparently, though I doubt anyone really cares enough to actually Police this law.
All i needed to read was the first one. Then i knew...
"It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament."
What are they gonna do? Hang your lifeless body? :DD
RockingStar1011 No, we'll just be very angry with you and we'll write you a letter telling you how angry we are.
6:57 this part made me laugh so hard when I first found your channel
I call bullcrap on number 2. Margarine is sold commercially in supermarkets over here.
you do know that he's bullshitting right?
+Alex Russet (the Snivy) Its probably not enforced
Thomas the Tank Engine agreed.
you live in wisconson
If you listened carefully he said butter, margerine is not butter, it has different ingredients
I've forgotten where, but there's a place where it's illegal to have an ice cream cone in your pocket.
+Lucas4384 Oh. Even more interesting.
New York i think
On Sunday.
Georgia lol
REALLY? XD
I can hang someone for shooting my dog?! WTH😂
YOU ARENT ALOUD TO SLEEP ON A REFRIGERATOR OUT DOORS?! WTF XD
WHO WOULD EVEN DO THAT? I KNOW HOW PEOPLE ARE OVER IN PA (Cause I live there) AND NO ONE HAS SLEPT ON A FRIDGE AT LLL
I'm not trying to troll you or make you look bad or anything just to make you aware though it's allowed. the other spelling refers to speaking aloud
3:30 I know that music! It's...uh...Mandeiville and it plays in SCP:CB when you smoke SCP-420-J!
3:29 I'm not even going to ask where he got that pic from...
Well said duck
Living in North Carolina.
I'm fucking married!
Asia seems like a nice place
MLG Chica the chicken The experience varies depending on which part you visited.
I live in South Dakota I'm not kidding but I don't know anyone who has ever sleep in a chess factory ever
MLG Chica the chicken omg its chica =P
MLG Chica the chicken who to, Bonnie. Hahahah
i live in michigan and the hair law is not really inforced at all
Spelled enforced wrong mate.
Kamari Ray rt
I've never heard of the hair cut law being enforced in Michigan either.
Other odd Michigan laws:
Cohabitation of unmarried couples is still technically illegal in Michigan, but also rarely if ever enforced (though it could result in paperwork headaches). There's been a push to get rid of the Michigan cohabitation ban.
In Wayne County, Michigan, it is illegal to sell alcoholic beverages at gas stations. (I have no idea why alcohol is sold at gas stations _anywhere_, because that would seem to encourage drinking and driving.)
that makes u wanna get up and DAA-
Dab
@Pehadzic H sorry, but no.
Anyone else from West Virginia? No one's tired of the stereotypes? Just me? M'k. Just gonna go whistle… underwater… kms
Moo nanny eat a cookie me too I am from wv and I am tired of being called a dumb hillbilly
Moo nanny eat a cookie I'm from WV!
Moo nanny eat a cookie I'm from wv
iam i hate stero tipes becouse the fake
My dad's side of the family is from there. He gets pissed, especially because of all the dumbasses we see in the state we currently live in.
Gee I'm glad I live in California...
Lol really? One of the most economically depressed states in the country? Gee thanks liberal leftist retards!
You Gee, I'm not glad I live in California because soon I'll be dying of thirst due to the four year drought
Alea Floyd I leave my hose on 80% of the time, all day lol
Alea Floyd You can still drink, LOL
***** Yeah, but live in the right place and it's OK
You for now... xD
Apparently, the missionary position has the best chance of conception - wonder if there's any connection?