31 Day Character Challenge 2022: Mörk Borg

Can I make 31 characters-one for each day in December? I'm gonna give it a try! Not only that, I'll make a video for each one and give each game an "unreview."
The rules are:
1) I have to like it,
2) I have to have bought it, and
3) I must do my best to use E-Prime, a linguistic tool that forbids me from using the verb "to be."
Can I make it? Let's find out!
E-Prime: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-Prime
Get Mörk Borg: morkborg.com
Patreon: / thejohnwick
Instant Mörk Borg Characters: scvmbirther.makedatanotlore.dev

[@TylerSkylionChilders]

At first it reminded of Human Occupied Landfill; only with decent rules. That had "That Psycho Bruce Lee Sh*t" for hand to hand combat, and "Sticking sharp things into soft things that scream and bleed" for armed combat.

[@piece4157]

Just ran my second session of this over the weekend. 5 amazing characters deaths ☠️

[@cthulhumayhem]

I want to play this...

[@sameoldcircus]

That game sounds amazing! Even if I don't ever play it I just want to read it

[@batjutsu]

Interesting to see your view on this. 🙂I love the book, but sadly not played yet, one session nearly happened but turned in to a long chat about music, in particular Doom Metal
🖤🤣 Other games won group vote, but this has been a close runner up a few times.

[@Wraithing]

SCVMBIRTHER auto characters perfectly backup the expectation of brutally short disposable lives.
Belsum died, impaled on a broken femur; so Karg claimed his angry dog and the doomed descent resumed.

[@cybermerlyn2]

I am hoping that Cy_Borg and Pirate Borg are as good as I found Mork Borg.

[@davemills8193]

Catastrophes

[@RuiSaltao]

Day 3 and you already covered 2 D&D based games, one a 81 B/X clone, the other a more modern design but still coming from the OSR movement. Interesting.

[@matthewkagle2573]

If you roll the 7th misery, will you burn the book?