(AUDIO ONLY) The Impostor vs. Ridley - MG Rap Battles (ft. Commander Jacob)

In space, no one can hear you vent.
(This is a parody of the Epic Rap Battles of History RUclips series created by Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD please check them out.)
/ erb
Impostor and Crewmate: (0:12)
Finished my list of tasks, gone to look around the spaceship
Now I gotta diss a dragon? Better do this with haste, quick!
I can drop the act to stop and rap and slice you in one strike! Uh
Red? whatcha saying? I mean I’m gonna kill the mic! Wha!?-
I’m sneaking in vents and backstabbing the crew! dissembled among them all in cold space
Deceiving my friends, then snap them in two! In both mind and necks and leave with no trace
And what’s roided Spyro known for again? His gigantic size and refusal to die?
Just take out my knife and clip off his wings, fall out of the sky and stop being fly!
Ridley: (0:38)
Megaman: Impaled. Mario: Broken
The Cunning God of Death, and this joke fad is my opponent?! (snarl)
Left Samus in utter fear and turned K-2L to flames and dust
Your presence has viewers gasping and say "when the rap battle is sus!" (screech)
That’s all you’ll be! A means for creators to milk and shill you out for all that you’re worth!
Ironic a game that is set into space is used for clickbait to the ends of the earth!
Yet your port to PC is worse! Charging what’s free while your connections continue to be
Colder than space with how your servers freeze more easily than Metroids to an Ice Beam!
With the lack of arms you sport, throwing hands for you is not fair
Mere brags were all you passed, no shock the bean is full of hot air!
But my dragonbreath is hotter, frying foes when I attack
You’re looking to be a tasty meal, I’ll savor you as my next snack
Impostor: (1:17)
(Please!)
You can’t even kill the chick you made an orphan while I leave whole fleats of spacemen X’ed out!
Not the first time your attempt at murder bombs, this’ll blow up worse than when she blew that X out!
Always come back again and again, yet this aimbot’s shot is not precise
Turned to a cyborg to stay in your story? you literally turned to a plot device!
I got higher IQ plays than everyone else at my station
At the same time Mother Brain is the head of your operation
Failed to lead your pirates as you walked the plank and laid an egg
Who would be scared of a Birdie that’s a Furby with chicken legs!?
I’m messing with the wires on the airship; all while under wraps
When you make a grand appearance, a yellow rodent leaves you thunder clapped!
And when Sakurai said you were too big for fights, I see exactly what he meant
Since I gotta chop you to a million bits in hopes that then you’ll fit through the vents!
Ridley: (1:56)
Still care to fight? Can’t bare my height when you can’t even reach my knees
Won’t spare your life, this parasite’s the worst infection that I’ve seen!
Spread your virus at alarming rates and heated debates among plenty
My vote is; your game is based on the worst things of 2020!
Grip you with my razor claws and drag you cross the corridor
As your only bone gets snapped in half and your guts begin to pour
out and all that’ll be there is your stained blood alongside your corpse
Your crew won’t need a Medbay Scan to see this is my self report…
Commander Jacob as The Impostor
/ @commanderjacob
MetaMachine as Ridley
/ @metastarva
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Crewmate
/ @sirrapbattles
Written by MetaMachine and King Mewtwo
Mixed and Beat Arrangement by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Dave James

[@megapmb]

You're Ridley voice still the best i've heard

[@jakeshaffer3407]

Lol

[@chugsfromtriad]

fact

[@ZayvellBoissiere-xv7vh]

Imposter won 100%

[@SmokeTheHorsehog]

Space Pirate Vs...whatever the f the impostor is, eh?

[@Club-Dreamiverse]

You, KingMewtwo, GamingPlush64, Commander Jacob, JK03 and SIR did awesome. Also, there is a Metroid manga and Metroid short film and Brie Larson wants to play Samus Aran.

[@charsonic1771]

This rap battle was sus but my vote goes to Among Us