You guys reallllly thought I was going to do just ONE video for 1,000,000 subscribers didn't you? HAHAHA! You were so right!!! Yeah, one movie was the plan. This video ended up being longer than I anticipated but you can't complain about back to back movies can you? Hey, while you're reading this, maybe go check out my second channel? ❤️ ruclips.net/channel/UC3mG1jxWYgBoJwSaJrke3YQ
"I'm just gonna spend this first day farming and not bow pvping." Immediately starts bow pvping the next 10 players, lol. Unless he meant farming noobs and not nodes :D
@KYLE AGUILAR Imagine if it was actually him trolling Blooprint and then at the end he killed Blooprint and tell him you are trying to raid my base ? That's a no no :)
It's actually refreshing in a way to see a wipe go this way for someone as good as you Bloo. This is all I experience in the game when I solo so to see the same happen to an experienced player like yourself, it reminds me that it's not just that I'm new/bad at the game, it's just the kind of game that can either go your way or drive you completely insane
Yea I’ve noticed some straight ass backwards editing these days with him saying one thing and instantly cutting to him doing the exact opposite of what he just said
I love that you leave your emotional reactions in the video. Makes your videos relatable. Most streamers would just cut that content out but it seems you see the value in leaving it in. Great channel, hope to see you on BluLagoon one day!
Yeah I noticed that to and they sounded an awful lot like the same person. Don’t get me wrong, could totally be a coincidence but they both said it the same way. I love blooprints videos and it would really suck to find out that they are scripted.
I got a theory lads, I don't watch disfigure so if disfigure says sheesh on his videos then the IM GARBAGE guy might be a fan of disfigure and just wants to copy the way he talks
Yeah... you're right... BUT BLOOPRINT'S BUNKER IS GONNA BE UPLOADING 1-2 TIMES EVERY WEEK BABY LETS GOOOO, GO SUBSCRIBE! ruclips.net/channel/UC3mG1jxWYgBoJwSaJrke3YQ
Bro I love this vid so much because it's about someone experiencing my life, this is what I constantly have to deal with, I swear I'm the most unlucky person ever, I have literally 100's of pvp games and 100's to 1000's of hours on each one and I have never to this day had a good outcome, I'm not even a sweat all I do is grind, I don't even go after people, I try to avoid them but I still somehow get stuck in situations like blooprint. So for me this is the greatest video I have ever seen.
I love how you make them vids so long and connect an amazing story through your whole wipe. Never played Rust, but thanks to you I will for sure once i upgrade my gear.
Your worth scrolling back and finding things i havnt seen before. Only been watching you for about a year. Your a nice go to to get out of my own mind. I wish i had the time for games but i dont. Your one of the top rust players i like to watch. Subbed but dont really follow. Luckily youtube pops yours up in my feed regularly. I skip others just to see your name. Dont always remember but when i see it i know lol😅
"So yeah, we went to lighthouse, and then there's just these two random TSAR guys, and they just...Held W." I dunno why but I cracked up at this so hard, I'd never heard of it being referred to that way and I love it, ima steal that turn of phrase.
I just started playing and my first interaction was a guy telling me to follow him cause he knows a good base he walks in to the base and immediately gets blasted out of existence with a double barrels then me running away then getting attacked by a bear
Bro like your always having the best start to wipes it’s nice to see you have the same issues as pleb and come out of it. It gives up normal players hope for great wipes
Perfect timing, I’m making a slide show for school, and I can listen to this in the background Edit: I finished the slide show, so now my full attention is on the video
I didnt I couldn't believe it made it in to the video. Racist fck should have been banned say that shit to me and you have become target for whole wipeand possibly the next few
You guys reallllly thought I was going to do just ONE video for 1,000,000 subscribers didn't you? HAHAHA! You were so right!!! Yeah, one movie was the plan. This video ended up being longer than I anticipated but you can't complain about back to back movies can you?
Hey, while you're reading this, maybe go check out my second channel? ❤️
ruclips.net/channel/UC3mG1jxWYgBoJwSaJrke3YQ
Hey, if you notice this do you plan on playing rust on consle?
Lol
Yo another movie hell yea keep up the good content
DUDE IM SO GLAD YOU POSTED TODAY
I smooch
"blablabla blu blu blu"
I felt that dude
I demand more content frost
Snowman.
yoooooooo Frost u r my second fav youtuber i love the vids man keep it up (my fav is stevie srry:)
@@owennellis9441 lmao 😂
Oh it’s Father Frost
Blooprint: * does anything *
Disfigure: *sHeEeeEshh*
ahah
dont talk shit about my sheeeshh brotha
Honestly he shouldve written "Sheeesh" in a note when he raided GARBAGE base
IM GARBAGE dies: sheeeeeesh
Sheesh is im am garbage when his playing garbage is not around
Blooprint dies and bangs desk.
Ceareal bowl in background: Is this the end?
Lmao I literally thought the same thing.
No damn way bloo i luv u
No that’s what I call comedy
@@drakon21dragon38 thank you 😊
The way Ling said "help bear," with little to no panic just cracked me up
Same 😂😂
pringles and a blooprint video. today is a good day
Hi berne
Yea what flavor also are you stacking?
How about a pizza and a berne video
very many cool
when the verified creaqtor has two likes on his comment XD
Blooprint: breathes
Disfigure: SHEEEEEEESH
Sheesh
He'll be sayin SHEEEESH if he reads this comment
Sheesh polorbear
Blooprint: "I had two things cooking up, a bunch of sulfur and disfigure"
Disfigure: "oh no not the second one.."
I was dying from that lol
"he closes every door behind him I've never seen that before"
Literally every rust player ever "👀"
So glad I discovered your channel, Bloo.
It almost instantly became my comfort viewing choice.
Keep up the great work man.
When did you find him?
spoonkid better
@@meandtheboys9774 god i almost just died of laughter that shit killed me no cap
@@meandtheboys9774 lmao thats a good joke
@@meandtheboys9774 didnt expect some comedians to be in the comment section
1:07:40
"OH my Gawd.. you have an AK?? Oh.. you have a new teammate?..."
Hes too pure, linger the GOAT. He never gave up the taxi dream.
He is amazing I was hoping for the to dou up so bad
Ever time bloo teamates go afk something happens a few secs later
Lol the disappointment when he said that. He thought he got traded out
What that taxi thing he meant i dont really understand cause my hour in just is just a 300+
@@carloslee8777 taxi car modules probably
Blooprint: *in the middle of countering a raid and about to win big*
Disfigured: I'm making hot chocolate bro
Priorities
Priority hot chocolate and a huge saorma right
the fact that he got a chair in the box and did not acknowledge it’s the rarest drop in the game made me sad
:(
The longer Shrek has his swamp, the stronger he will become
We had the same though 😂
The longer Shrek has his swamp, the stronger he will become
Samuel Hayden
ayyy another pal with doom references on bloo's vids
What are you doing in my swamp
“This is pretty much my swamp”. Alternative title- “I Lived Like Shrek For a Wipe”.
Nah surge has basically owns that title lol
Disfiger is phiona
Wow not even a proper citation
Pov: you aren't funny
@Logan Young ayo im hella late but I appreciate it bro
"I'm just gonna spend this first day farming and not bow pvping."
Immediately starts bow pvping the next 10 players, lol. Unless he meant farming noobs and not nodes :D
43:42 When he started ponding his table and you can hear the empty cereal bowl. lol. Relatable
try to cook the meat one day
I feel like no matter what happens, DisFigures's reaction will be: "SHEEESH"
Lmao
Cause he doesn't care duh.
jo is it just me or DisFigures voice and Spoonkids voice are very simular ?!
Same as I am garbage
Yea I love blooprint but IM GARBAGE was definitely DisFigure. Listen to his “Sheesh” and “bruh”
Imagine turning around after spawning at the beach just to see a naked looking at the sky with a rock looking weird
Shoutout to Ling for being a positive G. We need more people like him
Other youtubers when they mess up their words: *edits it out*
Bloo: Bwubbabuwba
LoL 🤣
no SHOT
Franz we gotta talk about this bro
FranzJ Presents
mr tundra
franz i demand list of the songs used in your B O O B A video
no SHOT but HOT
I feel bad for ling... :(
He got replaced :(
I hope he gave ling his base
Justice for ling
Rendoms: *kills ling*
Blue: proceeds to turn into john wick
wish I had that many green cards for me and my latino family
Damn.
@@Blooprint Yikes
I have no words
Wtf lmao
bruh
"JUST KILL ME ALREADY" that shit was funny asf
timestamp?
@@nbhunia1 no
@@nbhunia1 22:25
Plot twist IM GARBAGE is disfigure cuz he just says SHEEESHH
ayo you onto something
I thought the same thing scripted content ha
And he wasn’t on when disfigured join ever
I was thinking the same thing also when disfigure joined blu we never saw im garbage again
Glad I'm not the only one that noticed that.
“Decided To Mute My Mic Here” I LAUGHED SO HARD BRO ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY 😂😆🤣
Blooprint: "WhAt aRe yOU DoINg iN My SwAmP"
Everyone else: Run
Im Garbage: *dies* “SHEESH”
Disfigure joins: *looks at pathetic gun box* “SHEESH”
🤔🤔🤔
"Coincidence, I think not!"
i saw that to hmmmmmmmmm the plot thickens
z
@KYLE AGUILAR Imagine if it was actually him trolling Blooprint and then at the end he killed Blooprint and tell him you are trying to raid my base ? That's a no no :)
Also notice that Im Garbage doesn't door camp him afterwards as well
veryyyy suspicious of you ask me
Disfigured is “I’m garbage”. They say “sheesh!!!!!!” too similarly lmao
that's what i thought xD
There's pretty much one way to say it
@@2ARM2 The joke is that their cadence sounded alike... didn’t think I’d have to explain it but it’s cool 👍
@@2ARM2 breh
It's actually refreshing in a way to see a wipe go this way for someone as good as you Bloo. This is all I experience in the game when I solo so to see the same happen to an experienced player like yourself, it reminds me that it's not just that I'm new/bad at the game, it's just the kind of game that can either go your way or drive you completely insane
same
“I don’t usually like to pvp on wipe day”
*proceeds to murder a man right after saying that
They were in his swamp Xd
Yea I’ve noticed some straight ass backwards editing these days with him saying one thing and instantly cutting to him doing the exact opposite of what he just said
22:05 Everybody gangsta till the hash-slinging slasher show up
😂😂😂😂
T-T-THE HASH-SINGING, THE TRASH-SLINGING, THE TRASH-SINGING, THE HASH-SLINGING SLASHER!
Everyones talking about DisFigure BBUUTT bloo left Ling to fend for himself. Poor Poor Ling Only Wanted to make a taxi service he HAS THE CAR MODULES.
poor Ling :(
He liked living in a swamp ):
Poor ling :(
Poor poor ling
bloo shouldve gave the rest of the stuff he had to ling
:blueprint telling a whole evil villain backstory
:disfigured “sounds like u’ve been having fun”
Was really hoping for Blooprint to have at least tried Ling's tax. Too bad.
He finally found a car to use and it got stolen LMAO
@@Blooprint F
@@Blooprint I would love to see ling again in future videos
@@moazahmed3283 Same
Bloo: "Disfigure im getting bullied"
Disfigure: "HOLD MY CAPRISUN"
“Db’s take no skill”
*proceeds to take 5 shots to kill one nail gun kid*
"I prefer to lose all rockets doing an online raid than make profits offline raiding" - After offlining 4 bases. Dude's little confusing.
offended db user comment
@@chriscarty2308 fr
@@fabiorodrigo3638 counters everywhere some where online
And he had taken losses alot to be generous to online
I mean if you peak round a corner point blank at people in any game you got no right to whine when they use a shotgun on your face. xD
Bloopprint: oh, ling extended his base. He must be doing some kind of farm.
Ling: T A X I S E R V I C E
Him explaining his down fall felt like a detective explaining a 40 year old case that no one has cracked.
You should have greeted people like shrek “what are you doing in my swamp”
Yess lmao
"Just kill me already JUST KILL ME ALREADY!"
You can actually hear him descend into madness
U no when bloo post is a good day
Blooprint: "I was still a solo, but I was now friends with Ling."
Also Blooprint 5 minutes later: "Aight lets camp light house together."
Also Also blooprint 20 Minutes later *invites disfiguer*
“I messaged an Admin” bruh youre the owner
Most tubers don't admin their own servers cause that's super sketch to then play on
@@Bloody_crow yeah only youtuber I know that does that is CND
@@brocksnyder5889 max Mears as well I believe
i believe even if your an admin and get killed by a hacker you have to report it to the other admins to check you can’t take your own situation
haha
This is a positive comment for the RUclips algorithm
youtube algorithm go brrrrrrrrrrrrr
Nice
How good
22:28 idk why but this was the most hilarious thing I've ever seen Blooprint do
One of the funniest things I've seen on this channel
Rust is like life, sometimes there's no hope, but there's always light at the end of the tunnel
You haven’t even seen the video yet
@@tatecseri1944 TRUEEEEE
Yea I know, but the title exists
Bro how you quoting it yet you ain’t even finished with the video
And it's always light from a train
Disfigure says “Sheeesh”, IM GARBAGE says “Sheeesh” too. Coincidence? I think not.
That’s what I was about to say
garbage was offline too. coincidence?
The sheeesh also sounds the same
and Im garbage was not on when they were raiding him😯😳
New trend
Blooprint: i saw three geared guys down the hill
*zooms in*
Me: All i see is pixels
me too man hahaha i saw nothing than pixels xD
its always pixels ;)
average bloo lagoon experience lmao
Is it me or does, disfigure and imgarbage sounds the same when they go “SHEEESH”
Thank you. I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice it.
Sheesh
the first 45mins just sounds like every single one of my wipes
correct, it was me until I realised its just easier to play modded servers so I get stuff quicker and have more chances to do stuff
@@Somebody_1337 everyone else has that chance though so it’s not as easy
same i swear, my wipe rn, i have 3 rows of sulfur, a box of metal, t3 workbench but barely any guns
@@synth-_-5093 cus youre a farmer
@@youngbalmain6628 fax
“Ahhhhh, welcome to rust,” - blooprint
Never gets old
Your right it never gets old
Bloo: *starts trying and fails*
Bloo: MY FRIEND! * KILLS THEM ALL*
I love that you leave your emotional reactions in the video. Makes your videos relatable. Most streamers would just cut that content out but it seems you see the value in leaving it in. Great channel, hope to see you on BluLagoon one day!
‘All it took was another team mate’
...imagine having friends.
dude just ask chat for same kinder, Iwe found so many friends playing rust joining there discord etc.etc
if you got over 800 hours and play us servers im down to squad with you
Problem what if u are a 14 year old? not a lot of people like to play with kids: (
@@goganlole1038 O.o thats like 40 days...
and also the reason that I watch rust, I dont play it.
@@Salmacream thats honestly not much for a rust player, i have 2k hours which is kinda small
57:51 "Tripled him he's ded." That my man, was 5 headshots and the most satisfying thing I've ever heard.
Disfigure: "owwow"
bloo:"bow pvp isnt really my thing" *proceeds to absolutely pummel bow kids into the dirt*
I'm Garbage: Sheeesh!
Also Disfigure:Sheeesh!
Hmmmm🤔 beginning to see a pattern!!
Yeah I noticed that to and they sounded an awful lot like the same person. Don’t get me wrong, could totally be a coincidence but they both said it the same way. I love blooprints videos and it would really suck to find out that they are scripted.
I got a theory lads, I don't watch disfigure so if disfigure says sheesh on his videos then the IM GARBAGE guy might be a fan of disfigure and just wants to copy the way he talks
@@cloverthrill6708 This is Bloo's server and he has been playing with disfigure recently so a copy cat is likely.
@Jesse Galarneau im gonna need proof that you are the IM GARBAGE guy lad.
@@RyanTdavis76 dude so fucking many people say Sheeeesh
When blooprint uploads everyone’s day becomes the best
True tho
Yeah... you're right...
BUT BLOOPRINT'S BUNKER IS GONNA BE UPLOADING 1-2 TIMES EVERY WEEK BABY LETS GOOOO, GO SUBSCRIBE! ruclips.net/channel/UC3mG1jxWYgBoJwSaJrke3YQ
@@Blooprint I will be happy 2 videos/week :D
Fax
@@Blooprint YO about to watch this video twice
“We ended up with a metric fuck ton of rockets” bro has me dying over here
U was laughing for like 10 mins straight
@@ashleyburcham9931 that quote has been in my head for the last 2 days now 😂
How’s that funny?
LMAO GOT THE WHOLE SQUAD DYIN, if that seriously made you laugh for 10 minutes straight then you seem like the average rust smoothbrain
@BioSphereah you probably play rust
Bro I love this vid so much because it's about someone experiencing my life, this is what I constantly have to deal with, I swear I'm the most unlucky person ever, I have literally 100's of pvp games and 100's to 1000's of hours on each one and I have never to this day had a good outcome, I'm not even a sweat all I do is grind, I don't even go after people, I try to avoid them but I still somehow get stuck in situations like blooprint. So for me this is the greatest video I have ever seen.
I love how you make them vids so long and connect an amazing story through your whole wipe. Never played Rust, but thanks to you I will for sure once i upgrade my gear.
the amount of serotonin i get to when bloo says “welcome to rust” is insane
boi get yourself some glasses
@@dogeofdelusion we are dead memes
@@SgtSwampDonkey somewhat dead
Wally1k: “welcome tú rust”
"I don't like PVP on wipe day" as he chases a guy down trying to run away.
39:33 "This why I need to find where he lives" Brah, I cracked. Lmao
Wait Disfigure has to be "IM GARBAGE" he keeps saying "sheesh" lmao
Lol
Yea its planed
checked comments for this, i agree.
Lmao i was thinking same thing
The voice kinda sounds same
damn he's juicing out these videos that was fast.
Get roblox out of your name right fucking now
@@penial_ why
ok im just going to change my name because a random person asked me too. ok done. 4Head
@@penial_ dude you have pog in ur fucking name
@@Belphemon1 DELETE THAT SHIT
"This is my Swamp"
*Shrek crashes through the window*
Your worth scrolling back and finding things i havnt seen before. Only been watching you for about a year. Your a nice go to to get out of my own mind. I wish i had the time for games but i dont. Your one of the top rust players i like to watch. Subbed but dont really follow. Luckily youtube pops yours up in my feed regularly. I skip others just to see your name. Dont always remember but when i see it i know lol😅
The only sad part is that he did not reveal his identity to Dislingered...feels bad man
Lingerie probably watch his videos considering he is in Bloo's server
so should have done more with that lovely fella
Spoilers
Just talked with him in chat yesterday, he knows.
@@kodiak809 Most likely
Bloo: looking in the air for the intro
Everyone Else: GO GO GO its wipe time!!
i'm garbage: starts camping
my head: GET OUT OF MY SWAMP
"So yeah, we went to lighthouse, and then there's just these two random TSAR guys, and they just...Held W."
I dunno why but I cracked up at this so hard, I'd never heard of it being referred to that way and I love it, ima steal that turn of phrase.
it’s gonna be a great day when bloo uploads
disfigure the whole time: SHEEEESH
Me wondering what happened to Linger’s taxi company
Another guy asked this question in the comments and Bloo replied that his car got stolen smh.
blueprint :get out my swamp
I started rust for the first time, first thing I see when I spawn in is 7 or so nakeds being chased by 2 pigs, while screaming in the mic
lmaoo
I just started playing and my first interaction was a guy telling me to follow him cause he knows a good base he walks in to the base and immediately gets blasted out of existence with a double barrels then me running away then getting attacked by a bear
Blooprint: "I hate tier 1 pvp"
also Blooprint: Builds in a tier one monument
E
Well Launch site and stuff is off limits for a solo too cuz the T R Y H A R D S build out there
The main lesson is not "Never give up" but "Always call friends when you suck"
I’d word it more like “when you’re down on your luck” rather than “when you suck”
If you have friends tho
22:31 Damn ok Blooprint..........i think my boi just went insane XD 😂😂😂
0:09 rare footage of blooprint turning into a fish
XDDDDD
Omegalul
It’s a good day when blooprint posts
I started playing rust like a month ago so watching how good you guys are at the game makes me get so hyped to play! Great vid Bloo!
Bro like your always having the best start to wipes it’s nice to see you have the same issues as pleb and come out of it. It gives up normal players hope for great wipes
I spoke too soon on the comeback lol
“Just kill me already! Just Kill me already! Just Kill me already!!!” - felt that
"sheesh" i love that saying it goes with everything
I ate too much sheeskabob and now I gotta take a big, hairy sheesh.
I like how he says “I’m done” and then respawns
i love when people rage
He got off you I idiot
@@DLC652 he smashed his desk in anger, its called rage. I didnt say he rage quit
Watching this back maybe it's time to go back to the swamp after a solos journey part 3. Shrekprint
I wonder if anyone has been watching and just said “wait that’s my base”
I was the garbage guy, was pretty fun bullying bloo, i knew that its him since the beginning basically xD
@@pagirios2281 nobody believes you
@@pagirios2281 shut up
@@pagirios2281 you’re literally 10 years old
@@brisk3699 Stfu fortnite kid
Perfect timing, I’m making a slide show for school, and I can listen to this in the background
Edit: I finished the slide show, so now my full attention is on the video
im in french
im in band so theres no way i can hear it XD
@@irabrown3331 sorry about that, but then why are you watching it?
same brother
@@smokingdog9349 i wanted to see if i can get first view and comment
“We ended up with a metric f ton of rockets”
Realistically I could have rage quit
Congrats to you man for keeping on
“Your a f%@# Jew you know” I fell out my bed with laughter
Same
I didnt I couldn't believe it made it in to the video. Racist fck should have been banned say that shit to me and you have become target for whole wipeand possibly the next few
"Welcome to Rust" classic and unforgettable.
" A metric Fuckton of rockets" I wish I was chad enough to say that lol.
Disfigure: sounds like you've been having fun
Bloo: yeah it was really fun *internal screeching*