MBMBaM 450: Face 2 Face: The Emoji Contract
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- Опубликовано: 20 окт 2024
- We’re currently setting sail, looking for ancient treasures and sunken artifacts on the Atlantic Ocean on the JoCo Cruise! In the meantime, enjoy our recent live show from New Orleans! This episode is NOT HAUNTED.
The Red poison makes her STRONG
Strong enough to punch the moon perhaps
Agates are grounding stones, can bring hidden information to light, builds self confidence, encourages speaking one's truth, heals inner anger and overcomes negativity and bitterness in the heart
"Placed on the heart, it will heal emotional disease that prevents acceptance of love." "Green agate enhances mental and emotional flexibility and improves decision-making. It is useful in resolving disputes."
I believe she's blaming you for her hating you
I appreciate the information. I mean... It's wrong and weird and dumb... but interesting
Are you on amphetamines?
I took it as naturopathic negging. :)
I zoned out for a while and then I heard “IF YOURE TRUCK JOUSTING”
When travis said truck jousting I thought he said trunk jousting and it made me think junk jousting so i was confused for a moment as to why they'd be talking about weird sex moves
"Who's buying this with a closed-mind?"
*on CUE* "I AM!"
The fun thing about human psychology is that if you think a crystal will help your self-confidence it certainly will
god that vape question was the plot twist of the year
i love those questions that leave travis just Screaming in laughter.
the final question, going out on travis's insane, hysterical laughter was the best
Free Dopamine (TM)
weed boy griffin makes another much appreciated appearance
57:57
"What are we even doing, Sean?!"
"Fuck you Sean!"
"We're going to sprinkle Sean's hair in each one!"
"Sean, if you're listening, we're big fans"
What a weird episode to be named Sean
a doll named jade who warns you about stairs? hmmm...
Warn you about those stairs bro
@@blackfirejack17 it keeps happening....
@@ssouriaa no were making it happen
@@TimLimber ,, where doing it man
this is the homestuck police, you're under arrest
I love the Face 2 Faces so much! The audience just adds another layer of hilariousness to it.
Look. A couple months ago we did not have a lot of money. My bf bought me one of these sandwiches, after me eating a quesadilla (filled with literally only cheese) for two weeks.
I would literally kill a man for one of those. That was so much flavor I almost cried.
I realize this isn't a compliment of the sandwich
I know it's been two years but as someone who is currently financially struggling, I hope your situation is better now
@@captainhope it is! ☺ and my bf is now my fiance
The "Red Poison" segment sounds like a John Mulaney bit and I'm HERE for it
Cringe
it seems pretty obvious to me that this landlord just wants to be able to evict their tenants without notice and at their convenience with no risk of legal repercussions. Since all rent is paid through Venmo and and never described as "rent" the landlord can argue that the tenant isn't renting the house and since the contract is predicated only on "the cool emojis" the landlord can evict the tenant whenever they want for using the incorrect emojis.
@Natalie Baecker or tax fraud. or subletting in violation of their own rental agreement. pretty much sketch city when someone DOESNT want you to clearly and accurately memo payments.
Jousting: I’ve got the horses in the back
I would pay money to see someone tablecloth a horse out from under a rider in one smooth sweep.
That's a grade A great recipe for a horse to absolutely PRIMAL on you.
Will Face 2 Face become another dnd campaign that Griffin will dungeon master for?
love the face 2 face episodes!!
Listen I love everyone but that one lady screaming after every joke is driving me NUTS
Fun fact watched this a year later and was like “wow that girl screaming is real annoying. I wonder if anyones said anything in the comments.”
Can't wait for October 1st for the Cow Revolution
All Cali (sp?) needs to do is say "WOOOOOW" every time Jack puffs on his vape
it wasn't a huge deal and could have passed unmarked, but Justin's whipcrack-fast conjuring of "that's okay, because girls can't get scurvy" is a good reminder that as self-effacing as he is, he is a professional comedian for a reason.
like, goddamn. no one would have batted an eye if you said nothing, my man, and instead you said the funniest possible sequence of words that could be used together as a response.
I had MbMbAm on auto play. When they said "America's only fun city" I said out loud, "Have you been to New Orleans??" without knowing that was where this was recorded X3
There's one lady in the crowd who is more pumped over every single thing being said then I've ever been about anything in my life. I pity the people seated infront of her
Oh yeah, I thought the exact same thing. I almost skipped this one 25 minutes in because it became so grating. It was a lot like watching those Flintstones episodes with the really bad laugh tracks that are the same exact sound recording played over and over. At a certain point, you start to anticipate these woo sounds instead of anticipating the joke.
Cows With Guns is a song
god damn thats the most south lousiana accent ever and i love it. {also from south louisiana.}
hi, that last question was me! i’ve been living in north la for about three years now and everyone i meet from south louisiana immediately knows i am also from south louisiana because of the accent
Def going to New Orleans now
the dunkin on banksy bit is so good
160 days until cow-mageddon and still no one is doing anything. I fear for us all.
Jesus Christ lady, you do not need to yell 'woo' every 30 seconds.
If it weren’t for the emojis i would assume tax evassion, but like what
It is now October 3rd, the cows have yet to take over. I think they missed their window of opportunity.
13:04 The jammers
i don't believe that this is still running, but i guess it is
i love you three as people
Well it's their sole source of income at this point and people love the McElroy family of podcasts, so I don't know why they'd stop.
"I wasn't aware of something I wasn't paying attention to" Cool story dude
If beans then soup? thoughts
Please make a 2nd season of your VRV TV show
They crack me up so hard
I used to work at a Subway while they were offering that promotion and it was a pain in the ass to make and also tasted awful
Japan already has corn vending machines
holy SHIT the boys really lost it at michael wave
Is it me or does girlfriend vape guy have a gorgeous voice???
Wait...you can’t drink outside in America?
No, no you can't
In most areas in America, you cannot drink outside, take drinks from restaurants to-go, or find liquor outside of designated liquor stores or bars. Louisiana in general relaxes two of those restrictions, and New Orleans in particular lets you do anything with alcohol as long as you aren't operating a motor vehicle.
MEASURE IN LOAVES
Ahoy
There's someone in the crowd that won't stop yelling every time they like something, it's incredibly obnoxious
doom have you ever been to a live event calm down please
Sweet, a live show. I guess I'll see you next week then.
i literally had to stop listening because of the audience. fun.
I could copy paste this onto every Face2Face
I didn't even notice. I think it helps to listen on shitty laptop speakers instead of headphones lol.
Did you skip the previous dozen live shows as well
@@katl.7586You're not funny
vape guy at the end ruins this one for me every time