MMA GURU'S WORST FULL CARD PREDICTION OF ALL TIME!

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  • @GizmoMMA
    @GizmoMMA 11 месяцев назад +44

    Daukus vs Porter 0:05
    Souza vs Yoder 1:16
    Chavez vs Brown 3:41
    Jandiroba vs Herrig 5:00
    Pichel vs Miller 6:47
    Dvalishvili vs Dodson 9:01
    Pineda vs Burns 11:34
    Rozenstruik vs Dos Santos 13:42
    Vera vs O’Malley 16:05
    Stipe vs DC 18:40

  • @casgal2431
    @casgal2431 11 месяцев назад +277

    Following the untimely death of Mr. Jewru, D'Sean came to save Gurusalem

    • @anthonycalise
      @anthonycalise 11 месяцев назад +33

      Stewru’s been stepping it up as well. Glad to see the community come together for Jewru’s legacy

    • @UploadsfortheSoul
      @UploadsfortheSoul 11 месяцев назад +9

      Im devastated for the Gurunited states of aMMArica

    • @4nt3lol90
      @4nt3lol90 11 месяцев назад +3

      Mma jewru is gonna become an urban legend in the gurusalem community with all the new guru fans coming up

    • @Sit_2_Pee
      @Sit_2_Pee 7 месяцев назад

      Already is,lol ​@@4nt3lol90

    • @garrybobgarry886
      @garrybobgarry886 5 месяцев назад

      1​@@anthonycalise

  • @Theblobmma
    @Theblobmma 11 месяцев назад +87

    Bro turned into Lucas Tracy for this card 💀

  • @KingsOctagon
    @KingsOctagon 11 месяцев назад +94

    Guru raging on Merab back in the old age is hillarious lol

    • @waywyrdweazel6111
      @waywyrdweazel6111 11 месяцев назад +2

      That was earlier this year lol

    • @KingsOctagon
      @KingsOctagon 11 месяцев назад

      nah look at 9:01 , he already salty about Merab winning an old fight lol@@waywyrdweazel6111

    • @wick_MMA
      @wick_MMA 11 месяцев назад +11

      It was in 2020

    • @bidenonabender5903
      @bidenonabender5903 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@wick_MMA you both are right, lot's of instances where guru raged on merab! xD

  • @auranewaters9574
    @auranewaters9574 11 месяцев назад +35

    This was prime Guru ngl

  • @MiguelFlores-wr6uz
    @MiguelFlores-wr6uz 11 месяцев назад +37

    It's crazy that Chris Daukaus was somewhat successful at heavyweight but was cut while Parker Porter has been stuck in the trenches of the division yet he is still in the UFC

    • @heavensubculture
      @heavensubculture 11 месяцев назад +23

      They are shelving porter for that Guru fight on ufc 300 bro

    • @TheChadxiii
      @TheChadxiii 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​almost made it cut yesterday lol

    • @CO-oz1fk
      @CO-oz1fk 8 месяцев назад

      It’s cos he’s a pig

    • @certifiedredditgenius
      @certifiedredditgenius 4 месяца назад

      The UFC, like everyone, hates seeing the HW division full of blobs

  • @Boscoe264
    @Boscoe264 11 месяцев назад +41

    "He has a broken foot" "I don't know why he stopped that fight"

    • @lethweiblackbelt
      @lethweiblackbelt 11 месяцев назад +11

      Blud couldn’t walk then got elbowed into oblivion 😭😭

  • @perc_2
    @perc_2 11 месяцев назад +48

    i need guru to get every fight wrong at 296. would be the funniest thing ever 😭

    • @unkownchannel9709
      @unkownchannel9709 11 месяцев назад +5

      That means Leon would lose 😢

    • @PetrNoMercy
      @PetrNoMercy 11 месяцев назад

      @@unkownchannel9709good

    • @Ude1
      @Ude1 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@unkownchannel9709guru gonna take Colby 🤦‍♂️

    • @unkownchannel9709
      @unkownchannel9709 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@Ude1 lmao what I bet any money he doesn’t

    • @Borz778
      @Borz778 11 месяцев назад

      @@unkownchannel9709he will

  • @drunkenmmamaster419
    @drunkenmmamaster419 11 месяцев назад +20

    Now guru standing up mogging Dricus 😂😂😂😂 happy for Mason

    • @lethweiblackbelt
      @lethweiblackbelt 11 месяцев назад +6

      His name Kyle

    • @WhosJoeMMA
      @WhosJoeMMA 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@lethweiblackbeltPretty sure it’s Cartman

    • @ScaredWatched
      @ScaredWatched 11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@WhosJoeMMAPretty sure it's John pork 🐷

  • @notthisguyagain8557
    @notthisguyagain8557 11 месяцев назад +37

    One thing ive learned about the guru after watching him for a long time is that he gets salty asf when his picks are wrong. He cant even enjoy the card when hes on a losing streak.
    A fighter gets robbed by Decision and he picks the guy that was gifted the win he's cool with it for the most part.

    • @tengu1004
      @tengu1004 11 месяцев назад +9

      Don’t forget that he rages if the fighter that wins is a Dagestani even if he picks him to do it.

    • @notthisguyagain8557
      @notthisguyagain8557 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@tengu1004 lmao. Right. It's concerning and funny at the same time. Cause 1 before the fights in his predictions, you hear his biasness, the fights happens, he's clearly upset by his predictions of the dagistani winning, 3rd he tells everyone at the end he's not biased and doesnt care one way or the other. I use to be biased. Up until Do Bronx lost to islam. I was pissed. Charles went out there and looked like a complete fool.
      Afterwards i looked at fights like this. This is whom is more likely to win and this is who i want to win.

    • @auranewaters9574
      @auranewaters9574 11 месяцев назад +6

      I started watching his stuff because of the salty reactions

    • @notthisguyagain8557
      @notthisguyagain8557 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@auranewaters9574 true. Then sometimes i find it kinda pathetic that he's that way. I started following the guy cause of his dedication to the sport and he's the opposite of mma joey.

    • @TheChadxiii
      @TheChadxiii 11 месяцев назад +3

      That's the problem mma content streamer and gambling don't make for a sincere product, people wanna talk about the reality of violence and pretend to care about fighters saftey until the "potential winnings" are all that matters and they are willing to see fighter completely getting his brain damaged and call it a bullshit stoppage because he was somewhat concusse (edit conscious)

  • @Ajayzmma
    @Ajayzmma 11 месяцев назад +20

    RIP jewru 😭

  • @calihoodpage1
    @calihoodpage1 7 месяцев назад +2

    Guru getting pissed at JDS is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @dabslug
    @dabslug 11 месяцев назад +5

    and just like that, Parker Porker was born

  • @JAKEBB
    @JAKEBB 11 месяцев назад +6

    The 10k beanie comment lol

  • @Hoc-Dolliday
    @Hoc-Dolliday 11 месяцев назад +8

    D’Seanya

  • @Euphorix099
    @Euphorix099 11 месяцев назад +8

    I miss when Guru used to stream regularly 😪

    • @dannymcc3443
      @dannymcc3443 11 месяцев назад +29

      He’s in South Africa teaching dricus his elite boxing 🤝

    • @theshapetv9203
      @theshapetv9203 11 месяцев назад +4

      He kinda does, he’s just in South Africa bro lol

    • @siegfriedgottz698
      @siegfriedgottz698 11 месяцев назад +1

      he streams everyday, hes just in south africa right now

    • @blessedxxiii8908
      @blessedxxiii8908 10 месяцев назад

      he's famous now

  • @grayshirt108
    @grayshirt108 11 месяцев назад +6

    mate wasnt gurus worst card rodriguez waterson he went like 3-9 lmao

    • @D_SEAN_5-1
      @D_SEAN_5-1  11 месяцев назад +11

      There was only 9 fights on that card and he went 2-7 but he went 2-9 on the 252 card

    • @MHader-v2i
      @MHader-v2i 9 месяцев назад

      You’re so retarded wtf. normally i’d say stay in school but in your case GO BACK TO SCHOOL. You’re dumb as hell boy

  • @Bigbuggin
    @Bigbuggin 11 месяцев назад +6

    Chris Dow Cowse

  • @KingDomsKingdom85
    @KingDomsKingdom85 11 месяцев назад +4

    Who tf picks Porter? I mean... EVER!

    • @GCNMMA
      @GCNMMA 6 месяцев назад

      Tbf I took him against Chase Sherman

  • @phila3494
    @phila3494 9 месяцев назад +2

    "All good though"

  • @anthonyontv
    @anthonyontv 11 месяцев назад +1

    I subbed from the effort to put this together, I like that you showed what he said before and after, this is good.

  • @losnos79
    @losnos79 11 месяцев назад +1

    I remember watching dodson vs merab and laughing with my buddy as the only takeaway from the fight was dodson is impossible to take down.

  • @PickemMMA
    @PickemMMA 11 месяцев назад +3

    I thought i did bad on picks 🤣

  • @in33d2floss7
    @in33d2floss7 11 месяцев назад +5

    "Im gonna go with Yoda"

  • @danielbadeaux6257
    @danielbadeaux6257 11 месяцев назад +3

    Love some salt on my carnitas

  • @ryceborzym1402
    @ryceborzym1402 11 месяцев назад

    The “Porkus” Freudian slip

  • @Douglases_Pet_Djinn
    @Douglases_Pet_Djinn 11 месяцев назад +1

    He looks so small back then, is it the camera? Lol seemed unhappy too, generally but especially compared to the current day version. Good to see the uphill evolution

    • @MHader-v2i
      @MHader-v2i 9 месяцев назад

      Before he started getting dicked down

  • @Ajayzmma
    @Ajayzmma 11 месяцев назад +1

    What a performance by guru !

  • @gyno123
    @gyno123 11 месяцев назад +1

    HE HAS LEGSSSSSSSSSS

  • @fighthive4808
    @fighthive4808 11 месяцев назад +1

    Did this idiot genuinely expect JDS to grapple?? 😭

  • @EmeralArcher
    @EmeralArcher 11 месяцев назад +4

    WRONG!😂😂

  • @Elimstjohn
    @Elimstjohn 11 месяцев назад

    Beanie comes off at 10k? Talk about gaslighting

  • @khaledzahlan3962
    @khaledzahlan3962 3 месяца назад

    14:00 😂😂

  • @fazoland5528
    @fazoland5528 11 месяцев назад

    Was that middle weight porter ? 😂😂 w

  • @ponternal
    @ponternal 11 месяцев назад +1

    He looks so young here

  • @ericgot2k
    @ericgot2k 11 месяцев назад

    Fire idea

  • @madsstaysnoided558
    @madsstaysnoided558 11 месяцев назад +6

    Dowkouse

  • @Fung-Fung
    @Fung-Fung 11 месяцев назад +1

    Yoder! The force was not with her

  • @blessedxxiii8908
    @blessedxxiii8908 10 месяцев назад

    💀🤣🤣

  • @monkiplatts9224
    @monkiplatts9224 11 месяцев назад

    Porker fight was ai

  • @d411d411
    @d411d411 11 месяцев назад

    Wrong ! 😂

  • @Normthemmafighter
    @Normthemmafighter 11 месяцев назад

    Haha

  • @johnayling1560
    @johnayling1560 11 месяцев назад

    Someone show me one piece of evidence that Guru is a Jew? Also why are you ripping down someone from your generation who's actually "made it! "He who dares wins"
    Y'all are just "Jel"