'you throw big stones and try to get it close to a small stone' yeah that's pétanque. and it's difficult as hell but damn is it one of the nicest sports ever
@@TJohnsONLY they're actually the same sport except with slightly different size of balls and a different field. Bocce is the Italian one, pétanque is the french one
"Pétanque is a sport that falls into the category of boules sports (along with raffa, bocce, boule lyonnaise, lawn bowls, and crown green bowling)." I was so confused where this "boule" word came from and while wirt is a little confused it is a thing apparently
4:48 petanque and bocce are very similar, but very different at the same time. In France, and especially in Brittany, we have the Breton puck or Breton shuffleboard, which has the same rules as petanque but on a board and with pucks lol. you should try it !
about the pressing the steering buttons with no-steer on: I believe pressing buttons (accelerate, brake or directions) does affect the car state slightly regardless of the effects applied. Not enough to meaningfully change the trajectory but enough to change the outcome of some ambiguous situations (hitting a plastic corner for example, you can slightly change the bouncing angle or how fast the car spins). use this cursed trackmania knowledge wisely
In Australia we have Lawn Bowls which is essentially the same game. There are entire clubs built around it and the beers are cheap. Can make for a fun day out.
I'll comment now since the video was uploaded recently. I'd like the chat to explain me what's the context of the mayonnaise meme. I've been following Wirtual for a while, but not consistently enough to know. I'd love to, though.
it's pretty self explanatory, chat wants him to slide on mayo. no need to look for greater meaning in the hive mind. can't help on the exact stream origin of it
Unfortunately there really isn't a lot of context to it 😂 the people in here just randomly made that comment once for no particular reason (as a donation if i remeber correct) and everyone just agreed that he should indeed slide around in mayonnais. And as he picked up that topic instead of ignoring it, since then everyone just keeps on going with it xD
@@SinclairWest thank you for the backstory, albeit small it's still something ahahah. I tought it might have been related to one of his questionable food takes, but it's even funnier if it's totally random
A Twitch viewer started sending donations with poems about Wirtual sliding around in mayonnaise. The rest of the hive-mind agreed and we all realized what we have been missing in our lives: Wirtual sliding around covered in mayonnaise.
Hey man, just wanted to let you know I had probably the worst day of my life today and then I hopped on yt and this made my day that little bit better. Thank you.
I'm starting to believe you can travel through the world and find a variation of the word "pétanque" anywhere, at least regionally (even Cambodia but it makes sense as it was in the French sphere of influence). Yet it was only invented about 120 years ago as a contraction for "pieds tanqués" or feet tanked if that makes sense, as in feet restricted to a zone. So many other games are similar and existed before but seeing that this one spread so much is fascinating.
I commented about the bool/Bocce ball similarities, but you answered my question in the next few seconds. I deleted the comment, so I figure I owe you a new one. I've never played Trackmania (although I certainly would in the right circumstances) and I don't really yearn for Trackmania content, but I never have trouble watching your videos. Cheers and thanks man . Btw, as far as the Scandinavian Scuffle is concerned, this American says Sweden #1 every day and twice on Sundays qB)
@wirtualtv the game u are saying is Petanca. Is from Spain and It's a really old game. In the past a lot of people played it but right now is a culture game and only old people plays it.
Fun fact? "Irregardless is not an actual word." is the most often used phrase including irregardless. So at this point.... every single denial only makes the case stronger for its inclusion in the dictionary, despite the definition continueing to mean 'regardless'
I know Wirtual lives in Sweden and Im sure his editor also lives in Europe, but somehow the curling clip they used at the beginning is from a place in Decatur, AL, USA. About an hour from me lmao.
Does that include the checkpoint he's on? With how he's moving it seems like he'd just fall back down the ramp but I don't play so I wouldn't know Actually looking at it again theres a gap in the middle too so even if he did make it over the ramp he'd still fall if he's in the centre
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You can't air control because you have icy tires has to be the best logic in the game.
This game has some alternate universe physics
Isn't it because of the no-steer?
Edit: Ah, that kind of air control. That's funny
Wait until you hear about wet tires 😂
Wirtual pressing the steering buttons is like leaning to the left or right when watching your bowling ball go down the lane
Or like Wirtual leaning to the left or right when turning in TM
@@cheat200 Lots of people do that in racing games. It helps. ;)
the ten plagues? the ten plagues of egypt? egypt? where the pyramids are? pyramids? pyramid man?
mayonnaise
mayonnaise man
Brain rot? Nah, mayonnaise rot
Only mayonnaise
not even a reach tbh
the difference between wr and second place is brutal
Mapper difference
Current WR is a 15:51 by Jnic
always has been
*Record needle scratch.* Yeah, that's an impressive difference.
You also can’t turn when you slide on mayonnaise across the floor
untrue
You have to do a mayonnaise slide, it’s like an ice slide, but on mayonnaise. Very complicated technique.
exactly, he is clearly practicing
@@goblinkomait all adds up now
You people have to be robots or something I've never seen something drove into the ground so badly
Wirtual: "I had a feeling that wouldn't go right." Dude, you have no steering, it doesn't go right or left!!!
Baddam-tss!
I heard Deep Dip 3 will be 20 floors of no steer icy plastic.
I heard they're going to put mayo all over it too so he has to slide in it
Icy *wet* plastic
Actually it’s wood
I gagged
'you throw big stones and try to get it close to a small stone' yeah that's pétanque. and it's difficult as hell but damn is it one of the nicest sports ever
We call it bocce ball in the Midwest United States
Harrier dubois calls it shot put
yeah it's actually bocce
Bocce Ball is what I’ve called it my whole life
@@TJohnsONLY they're actually the same sport except with slightly different size of balls and a different field. Bocce is the Italian one, pétanque is the french one
"Pétanque is a sport that falls into the category of boules sports (along with raffa, bocce, boule lyonnaise, lawn bowls, and crown green bowling)."
I was so confused where this "boule" word came from and while wirt is a little confused it is a thing apparently
Boule Lyonnaise? I bet Wirtual would be better at Slide Mayonnaise.
i see your de pfp, did you shotput the boule or actually play?
21:35
You made that look easy! As soon as I saw you backing down the hill and lining up, I knew you had it, but it was still awesome to see.
Wirtual: I have not been to Africa
Me: YOU HAVE NEVER VISITED THE PYRAMIDS?!
0:30 him when he slides on mayonnaise
4:48 petanque and bocce are very similar, but very different at the same time. In France, and especially in Brittany, we have the Breton puck or Breton shuffleboard, which has the same rules as petanque but on a board and with pucks lol. you should try it !
No steer is my favourite effect in the game. I've been considering making a no steer trial for ages, I'm glad someone else did.
4:50 the fact that he calls it « boule » as a French is priceless
jeu de boule reference
As someone that has played Boule for almost 20 years... that made me very happy
LA PETANQUE
@@shadbharucha3105 MAIS EN EFFET, CA S'APELLE LA PÉTANQUE 5:06 AND NOT PETANK
about the pressing the steering buttons with no-steer on: I believe pressing buttons (accelerate, brake or directions) does affect the car state slightly regardless of the effects applied. Not enough to meaningfully change the trajectory but enough to change the outcome of some ambiguous situations (hitting a plastic corner for example, you can slightly change the bouncing angle or how fast the car spins). use this cursed trackmania knowledge wisely
ayo we got real jazz in a WirtualTV vid before GTA 6
I was gonna say... JAZZ? AND NOT WHEN "_ GOT THIS RUN"? Gods be praised. As an American, I need JazzWirtual
@collinbeal Jizzrtual if you will
@@ConReese That wouldn't work, as he's never watched Star Wars (Jizz is a canon genre of music in Star Wars)
In Australia we have Lawn Bowls which is essentially the same game. There are entire clubs built around it and the beers are cheap. Can make for a fun day out.
2:05 bro is just writing the "mayonnaise man" jokes for us at this point😂😂
I appreciate this Kirby Air Ride BGM so much right now, you have no idea
Yay mayonnaise man upload
Mayonnaise
The music selection for this vid was peak, good job to the editor
We call that game Bocce Ball here in the states. love it!
The your mom joke was pure poetry. The man isn't looking for stolen money. Keep being decent and cool!
8:15 yo, saxophone chill
There’s enough aussies with poor sleep schedules that you can never discuss our existence without at least one of us hearing.
We’re like the cia
4:52 It's also veeeeeery popular in southern France, we call it "La Pétanque" and it's like the most popular sport around Marseille
Me getting excited to watch a wirtual vid just to realise I watched this stream live 😢
that second to last checkpoint was EXTREMELY impressive
I'll comment now since the video was uploaded recently. I'd like the chat to explain me what's the context of the mayonnaise meme. I've been following Wirtual for a while, but not consistently enough to know. I'd love to, though.
it's mayonnaise
it's pretty self explanatory, chat wants him to slide on mayo. no need to look for greater meaning in the hive mind. can't help on the exact stream origin of it
Unfortunately there really isn't a lot of context to it 😂 the people in here just randomly made that comment once for no particular reason (as a donation if i remeber correct) and everyone just agreed that he should indeed slide around in mayonnais. And as he picked up that topic instead of ignoring it, since then everyone just keeps on going with it xD
@@SinclairWest thank you for the backstory, albeit small it's still something ahahah. I tought it might have been related to one of his questionable food takes, but it's even funnier if it's totally random
A Twitch viewer started sending donations with poems about Wirtual sliding around in mayonnaise. The rest of the hive-mind agreed and we all realized what we have been missing in our lives: Wirtual sliding around covered in mayonnaise.
Really elegant little trial map, I like this!
Gliding into checkpoints like a man covered in mayonnaise
Well this was fun to see :D
More of these outside the box trials please, absolutely delightful to watch❤
I JUST learned about Boule last night so hearing it mentioned again so soon made me smile.
From Australia
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
:P
This music is too exciting. How am I supposed to sleep to this?
This was so nice to watch!
7:16 "An-tard-ica" isn't real but ANTARCTICA is.
>" 'SnackBuyer23': Why are you putting yourself through this?"
>MadTr4in: "Am I a joke to you...?"
4:50 in America we call it bocce (bot-chee)
Hey man, just wanted to let you know I had probably the worst day of my life today and then I hopped on yt and this made my day that little bit better. Thank you.
4:48 called petanca in Spain, such classic game here
Petanki in Finnish, played a whole lot of that at summer cottage
@@Moasseman always funny to see similarities in words of languages that you wouldnt expect jaja
I'm starting to believe you can travel through the world and find a variation of the word "pétanque" anywhere, at least regionally (even Cambodia but it makes sense as it was in the French sphere of influence). Yet it was only invented about 120 years ago as a contraction for "pieds tanqués" or feet tanked if that makes sense, as in feet restricted to a zone. So many other games are similar and existed before but seeing that this one spread so much is fascinating.
@@ghislainbugnicourt3709 thats really interesting, cool to know!
As an Australian, I can confirm we do not exist
This track has the spirit of "I know what I have to do, I just don't know if I have the strength to do it" 🤣
cool concept
Waddup Daaaveee :D Nice map you built there 😆
The Kirby Air Ride soundtrack is so good for this map!
In France the game with big stones that you throw close to a small one is named : Pétanque (very popular in the south of France)
18:12 They may not have oil but Sweden has some decent øl, that's why 😂
15:31 My brain heard "Checkpoint Si-" and thought he was about to sing DGR's "Checkpoint City"
Nice
Madeira is such a beautiful island, been there a handful of times and I love it
wirtual the mayo man
wirt and jazz isnt something i thought i needed
I commented about the bool/Bocce ball similarities, but you answered my question in the next few seconds. I deleted the comment, so I figure I owe you a new one. I've never played Trackmania (although I certainly would in the right circumstances) and I don't really yearn for Trackmania content, but I never have trouble watching your videos. Cheers and thanks man .
Btw, as far as the Scandinavian Scuffle is concerned, this American says Sweden #1 every day and twice on Sundays qB)
5:00 we call this game "Bocha" (spoken like Botcha with a silent t)
Video starts at 0:13
who me?
Thanks, thought the intro would never end
one of the more fun maps ive seen on this game
watching wirtual play ice is so frustrating lmao
@wirtualtv the game u are saying is Petanca. Is from Spain and It's a really old game. In the past a lot of people played it but right now is a culture game and only old people plays it.
All the Antarctic researchers and Scentists just got Thanos snapped 😂
Why did the tinfoil hat clip kill me 😂🤣🤣
We love your content 😊
My bro learned to play Bocce, incoming bocciofilo in the making
1:25 "ooh, it's like 1 speed off"
how the hell can he tell
I have a friend who works an Antarctic base all winter, emergency radio and power. He earns enough to slack off for the next two years! Ex-army mate.
4:50 we call it pétanque in France :)
boulle/boce is my european childhood game with grandparents
18:24 Irregardless is not an actual word.
Why's it in the mirriam webster dictionary then huh
Fun fact? "Irregardless is not an actual word." is the most often used phrase including irregardless. So at this point.... every single denial only makes the case stronger for its inclusion in the dictionary, despite the definition continueing to mean 'regardless'
I know Wirtual lives in Sweden and Im sure his editor also lives in Europe, but somehow the curling clip they used at the beginning is from a place in Decatur, AL, USA. About an hour from me lmao.
_the sound he makes at __2:52_ 😂
This is just pure masochism!
6:15 are you forgetting the backwards map? we were right, just drive forward
Does that include the checkpoint he's on? With how he's moving it seems like he'd just fall back down the ramp but I don't play so I wouldn't know
Actually looking at it again theres a gap in the middle too so even if he did make it over the ramp he'd still fall if he's in the centre
I saw several turns here, but we'll let it slide
Turning while nosteer is the equivalent of holding accel on a freewheel lmao
8:22 pretty sure it did go right.
9:08 so true, nothing ever happens
"Australia doesn't exist, we can only argue that when they're asleep" JOKES ON YOU WIRTUAL I'M NOCTURNAL BASICALLY SO 😡
I like how he just misses the most important technique. He’s not sliding In mayonnaise.
Mayo slide now
The 2nd Book of Moses. Pharaoh should have listened after the first few plagues. Such an interesting book of the Bible.
4:50 PETANQUE MENTIONED
"I'm gonna spend ten minutes per track"
(World record for the first track being almost half an hour)
Boul is so fun, ngl. We play it every midsummer as a "femkamp" 😊
Nice
8:42 "Madíííraahhh"
Its so ironic how you're talking about curling and your new respect for curlers on the same day I get the news that I made my school's curling team XD
That’s not irony
Congrats 🎉🎉🎉
a clean hunted run of this map would be so satisfying. someone get micka
You like bowls, nice.
might play it
Petanque stream when???? My friends Rene and Gaston would probably tune in.
I want Wirtual to slide down a pyramid with mayonaisse
Non-players be like: nose tear ice trial
poor nose
oh letsgo new video.. ow i've seen thisone live already:(
fr
Sliding in mustard would be cooler
i used to play boccia in like tournaments in my primary school 😭 id usually win aswell
We call it Bochhee Ball here!
Where is the author medal? Got to do it again! 😂
4:47 It's called petanque sir
Ok watching 10 seconds more of it he acknowleges it, but he doesn't acknowledge its the only proper game.
I think the audio/music track wasnt seperated. The video at times has multiple songs at once