Blonde boards an aircraft to LA and sits in First Class, despite only having an Economy class ticket. No amount of pleading by the cabin crew can get her to move, "I'm beautiful, I'm blonde and I'm staying here". Eventually they call the Captain and he says, "Okay, I'll deal with this, my wife has fair hair so I speak fluent blonde". So, he goes over to the blonde, whispers in her ear and she immediately gets up, apologising profusely, and makes her way to her assigned seat in Economy. "Wow", says the Stewardess, "what on earth did you say to her?" "It's easy" said the captain, "I simply told her the front section isn't going to LA".
Her replacement was Hired and asked to sort the M & M's n Alphabetical order. Her job was to separate the E's, then the M's, then the W's. She was allowed to Eat all of the 3's left over ...
A blonde decides to try ice fishing. She starts chipping a hole in the ice when a voice from above says "There are no fish under the ice!" She moves over ten feet and starts chipping another hole when the voice says once again "There are no fish under the ice!" She moves over ten more feet and starts chipping a third hole when the voice says "I told you there are no fish under the ice!" She looks up and asks " Are you God? " The voice answers "No, I'm the ice rink manager!"
A blonde was so proud that it only took a week to do a puzzle. The box said 6 to 10 years
HAAA! good one!
I was expecting something along that line with this one.
Ha ha ha so funny. To those blondes that took offense to this, you twell them that this was really an old Kellogs Cornflakes joke. LOL
Blonde boards an aircraft to LA and sits in First Class, despite only having an Economy class ticket. No amount of pleading by the cabin crew can get her to move, "I'm beautiful, I'm blonde and I'm staying here".
Eventually they call the Captain and he says, "Okay, I'll deal with this, my wife has fair hair so I speak fluent blonde". So, he goes over to the blonde, whispers in her ear and she immediately gets up, apologising profusely, and makes her way to her assigned seat in Economy.
"Wow", says the Stewardess, "what on earth did you say to her?" "It's easy" said the captain, "I simply told her the front section isn't going to LA".
HAAAAA! Love it!
Definition of a smart blonde...GOLDEN RETRIEVER
Haaaa!!!! Good one!
What do you call a dead blond in the attic ? The 1980 Hide and seek champion !!!!
Did you hear about the blonde that got fired at the M&M factory. She threw away all the W's.
Her replacement was Hired and asked to sort the M & M's n Alphabetical order.
Her job was to separate the E's, then the M's, then the W's.
She was allowed to Eat all of the 3's left over ...
They found a blond wolf with her foot in a trap.dead.she he'd gnawed off her other feet.
Hilarious! 😂😂
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A blonde decides to try ice fishing. She starts chipping a hole in the ice when a voice from above says "There are no fish under the ice!" She moves over ten feet and starts chipping another hole when the voice says once again "There are no fish under the ice!" She moves over ten more feet and starts chipping a third hole when the voice says "I told you there are no fish under the ice!" She looks up and asks " Are you God? " The voice answers "No, I'm the ice rink manager!"
Haaaaa! Excellent! That had me laughing out loud. Thanks for sharing!
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Lol XD lollll I’m dead 😵 😆 😂 😛 smh smh
That was Funny 😄✅
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Odd ball
Weak delivery and he should have stopped talking after the punchline.
Is this a pro comedian or just some guy on the internet?