"Woke" Jokes - Comedy from Home (E120)
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- Опубликовано: 1 июн 2021
- "Woke" Jokes
Comedy from Home (E120)
The "Woke" Movement is hitting even the tamest of comedians these days (and that means me!). I was asked to take several jokes out of my corporate show recently because they made "fun" of people. People who did dumb things and I had the audacity to say "that was dumb!" How dare me! The only way to fight this out-of-control Woke Movement is to tell "Woke" Jokes. If you can laugh with them - laugh at them!
C'mon people - we need to be able to laugh at ourselves and others!
It's healthy!
Engineer/Comedian Don McMillan can turn his skills on just about any group. There is lots of funny stuff RIGHT in front of you - you're just too busy working to notice it. Don will create a show that is written and performed just for your group! Make your next event an event to remember!
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The joke about the California cows actually hurt me. I was watching this video late at night on my phone, and my wife, who was trying to sleep, hit me for shaking the bed laughing.
LOL!!!
That's funny
“You can’t joke about Kim Kardashian! She’s a woman!”
“I’m not making fun of her for being a woman, I’m making fun of her for being Kim Kardashian”
Never change your act for ANYONE! If their telling you to remove jokes, then you're over the target. Never sell out. EVER.
As an engineer I appreciate Don's humor. He's the thinking person's comic...
He’s lying about not being able to tell jokes about Kim kardashian or food. He knows where the old people that watch Fox News money is
_"Kim Kardashian trying to recite the alphabet"_
I just lost it there 🤣I'll be back when I can stand up again 🤣🤣🤣
I'm Polish and I'm approving this message, including the Polish joke, it's quite funny :)
Thank you for this video! I'm a native Californian but am SO GLAD I no longer live there! I'm now a proud Texan and love that I can tell jokes and not worry someone will be "offended". Granted, they might be but I just don't care! lol
As a Texas Aggie, I can say that we love hearing Aggie jokes. And more generally, most people who are listening to comedy are happy to be the butt of jokes. It's the hyper-woke who "need to be offended on others' behalf" that go crazy. Ignore them, you'll never be able to make them happy anyway. I've seen more comics acting unapologetic and offensive and doubling down when someone tries to call them on it, which is really good to see.
I love your jokes! And yes comedy is comedy. The best jokes come from real life.
Great! Keep pushing back! We need good, clean comedy!
Dictators hate comedians.
I like your jokes Don. Keep going!
Well said please keep up the good work Really enjoy your comedy. Thanks for posting.
Loved the tardis in the back.
That's actually a replica so that'd be the re- yea no nvm you finish that one :p
I'm glad your channel showed up in my recommendations. I really needed a good laugh.
I feel much better now and I'm a new subscriber. Be well Don!
Comic and improviser and we've met, Don. I love your joke. I don't see it as offensive. I also get why companies are getting nervous, though. There's been some awful stuff.Your stuff ALWAYS makes me laugh.
I think I agree with you Kathy there’s not a really problem with jokes. The problem is the behind-the-scenes actual discrimination and harm done to many different types of people due to ethnicity, race, gender, sex orientation, etc.
Comedians need to get some slack, but the world needs to improve also.
I loved all your jokes. My favorite was the difference between a wake and a woke person. 😂 Funny stuff!
As a book narrator, I don't understand this wokeness. If I cannot imitate another race, how am I to ever narrate a book again that has more that "white guys" in it? I can't make female voices, I can't make black voices, I can't make Chinese or Indian or Native American voices.... It's called ACTING for a reason!!! If there is NO RACIAL SLURRING INTENDED, how can it be bad (and why is it ONLY BAD) for a Caucasian to imitate another Nationality??? It's STUPID!!! Every other Nationality can imitate AND MAKE FUN OF CAUCASIANS, but we cannot ONLY imitate other Nationalities. Such a DOUBLE STANDARD!!! BTW, great video!
I respect your stand on common sense💪😁
"we must be able to laugh"
You are right... Carry on!!
That Kardashian alphabet joke is GOLD. :)
First of all, I'm glad to see that you are a Whovian, and as a systems administrator/engineer, I find your humor hilarious and spot on. You're absolutely right about the "woke" crowd. They have no sense of humor and thrive on ruining everything for the rest of us. Keep up the comedy!
"I think you can joke about anything. It all depends on how you construct the joke." - George Carlin
RIP the legend 🙏
Howdy Doodie and Lurch, Bwahahahaha. Great rant, totally agree.
You're so damn right, Don! please keep up your absolutely brilliant work. Greetings from over the pond.
By the way:
(our equivalent of) Joan Rivers - makeup = weathered Louis Vuitton handbag
Vermontsters! I love it! I'm still laughing.
As a Pole, I find Polish jokes to be FUNNY!
Love your work.
I’m Latino and I love the cultural jabs in non-pc material.
Did you hear about the Latino that was a dimwit?
For what it is worth, I agree with you. I am fed up with this stupid woke ideology. The difference between wake and woke - brilliant! 😂😂😂
Recently found you, absolutely love your comedy!
After 40 years in theater there's one thing I'm sure of, if it doesn't offend somebody then it's not comedy.
Love the Doctor Who in the background!
I say and have said many "If you can't laugh at yourself, how can you expect others to laugh at you"
Lerch + Howdy Doody had me cracking up--should be your last multi-media math joke... would be perfect timing and a great way to end a set.
Digital high-five!
Love your comedy! We need more of this, stop wokness!
Don sure got funny bones, he should do a movie at some time I think he will be great.
"If you're no longer allowed to make fun of kim kardashian, then you're no longer in a democracry", george washington
4:56 The Polish space agency announced to the world that they were sending a manned mission to the Sun. A reporter stood up and said the spaceship wpould burn up in the heat of the Sun. The spokesman for the agency said they had takencare of that, they were going at night.
Oh, man, it's an old vintage joke about khruschev's soviet government and soviet spacemen after they heard apollo mission success )))
I love your humor -
I would contribute to a Go Fund Me
for Don to go FULL RICKLES from now on
Love the police box!
Funny is funny. I've always loved your act. And as a bonus I am also a fan of Doctor Who.
I saw Don on America's Got Talent. Funny Stuff.
Im with you Don! More jokes to the people :)
Thank you Don!
Don't give up the fight!
Don, I absolutely looooooovvvveeeee your videos!!! They are so funny and intelligently crafted. Also, that rant about woke people had me in splits 😂😂 People be getting so butthurt these days, it’s actually sad. Come on people, laugh a little 😊
super funny guy. watched some of the videos. he is proof that you dont need vulgarity to be funny
Superb!
There are people who actually say that arithmetic is racist. They should be marginalized through biting humor.
We engineers loves your jokes, keep on going….
You are so funny!!!!
Finally someone talking reason! You should stand for a president!
I'm Polish. Loved your Polish joke!
Awwww but you're too late. Already, a group of 30 y/o, white, liberal, progressive, purple-haired women are irreparably offended and victimized on your behalf. They are currently burning down a portion of your city and promise that they will try to kill as few Polish people as possible in order to save them. Polish lives matter...
I like the nerdy jokes. Jokes on group of people is fine and can be funny. not so much jokes on a individual or a single person.
Dame Agatha predicted Woke and the impact it would have on literature and speech. That's why she made Poirot a Belgian instead of her first choice, an Hawaiian. 😅
Back in the 1990s, I was traveling to Germany on business and working with a lot of twenty somethings pretty fresh out of university (I was a couple of years older than them). Being Germany, most "ethnic" jokes were off limits. So, all of the "old standby jokes" used Opel Manta drivers as the butt instead of Polish people or whatever. "How many Opel Manta drivers does it take to change a lightbulb?"
My high school Algebra teacher loved Polish jokes. He told them as "Martian" jokes.
great humor :)
Southern California. The woke capital of America. And you love it there.
I am thankful too
Thank you
Offended people playing the victimization game will *ALWAYS* be offended and presenting themselves as victims.
I am gay and lmao with George Carlin takes on us.
Please come to Australia
You are funny. I should have finished my proof reading.
Reminds me of the "Jokes about deaf people" bit by Trevor Noah. The whole thing is hilarious, but the relevant bit starts around minute 7 or 8. I really recommend it.
That had me google "joan Rivers with no makeup" and well... yea.. he is not wrong
Promise us you keep telling the jokes you want!
👍 for ‘yo birthing parent.’ 😆
More Power To You!!!
Good for you. Enough already with WOKENESS!
Honesty rules!
You could you a Martian. What do you do if a Martian throws a pin at you?...
Anybody with the periodic table on their wall is OK by me!
Yes but women think it's all about them and get offended.
Ah, the slippery slope is progressing along nicely.
this is so true!
Look up Ricky Gervais dead naming.
Love the TARDIS.
Dear Don, thank you for your jokes, videos and explanation why WOKISM kills the Joke and HUMANITY
Don, you give me the same joy as Tommy Cooper gave me. You even look a bit alike ❤❤❤
It's a compliment because you are both adoreble and very handsome! Real man 😊
Totally agree bro!! people that can not take a joke, is because they are the problem...
The first guy joke I hear was from my guy uncle in 1993! Him and I became good friends as I grew into adulthood, despite being different on so many levels! We're adults. We can have fun and be honest! He changed my world view in 1993 by telling me its okay to have fun with our differences.
Amen!
If you keep cutting your jokes, you'll be left with (enters stage) 'Hello! I'm Don, alright, well, thanks for coming out, good night!' (exits stage). Channel your inner John Fetterman for that one lol!!! You're welcome :)
Don't ever let them cancel you, Don.
On a side note, ironically, I seen a Disney on YT tonight for the new Dr Who movie...Dr Who is now a black preppy English guy. Talk about going woke. I prefer the Dr Who from the 70's.
Today, the Polish joke should be, " What do you do if a Woke person throws a pin at you? Run, because...."
Bahahahahaha!!! You are right on the money here. Thank you for the laughs.
They come from everyone in the end.
I'm a retired engineer and I really appreciate your comedy. I remember having to make overhead slides for presentations because .ppt wasn't invented yet. Yeah, I'm that old. I did graduate to .ppt, but your way better. I loved your run on AGT, especially the idea that Simon initially said, "No" and "I don't get it", then you made it all the way to the finals.
I also respect the idea that your material is clean. I don't understand why comedy filled with vulgarities is OK, but a little observational humor is not. If it's funny, it's funny... no obscene verbiage required. Keep up the good work and I'll look forward to finding more of your stuff. Cheers
My favourite joke of yours is the electron getting pulled over for speeding. I'm sure someone will figure out a reason that it should be offensive to someone! Ever noticed how more often than not the person claiming you are being offensive has decided they can speak on behalf of an entire group that they are not a member of?
Don, you can add all these removed jokes in the appendix
Appreciated today's show Don. Have a great 4th !!
Don,Kim the K knows exactly what her talents are. She tucks them in to her bra when she dresses.
Being Polish I love Polish jokes.
My wife is Polish. I had to explain that joke to her. True story.
Tahitian poi is better. They put pineapple juice in it.
It is funny. How you are telling those "forbidden" jokes. You are still online!
okay, WEF minion
@@niarlatotepbasset I am quite sure in your circles that counts as a AAA-reasoning
Don't let them spoil your sense of humor!
We cannot be identified as a number. 😂.
Thanks for sharing. On the handgranade joke you could always use a fat man. We have never been a protected species. Or maybe a male smoker?
Cool TARDIS
Don is becoming one of my fav comedians. Keep it up don.