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  • @weresofansie1457
    @weresofansie1457 2 года назад +119

    I heard my niece call someone an “overdone toaster strudel,” I have never been more proud.

    • @apocalypseofplush
      @apocalypseofplush 2 года назад +4

      I randomly thought of the insult of calling someone a “Sarah-induced microscope” once.

    • @morrow2869
      @morrow2869 Год назад +1

      ​@Plushpocalypse what did they do?

  • @rat_mikey
    @rat_mikey 2 года назад +299

    man hears "anthropomorphic" and thinks it means furry like the word doesn't mean "has human characteristics."

    • @seankenny174
      @seankenny174 2 года назад +24

      Someone says anthropomorphic. Then eventually it ends up in a sitcom, book, movie, commercial, or etc played by or as a human. Then well, you know how the internet and the meme flowchart goes, your comment says so

    • @marshmallowbiscuit4553
      @marshmallowbiscuit4553 2 года назад +15

      Yeah because there's also anthro objects. Idk, like Chip from beauty and the beast or the broomsticks from fantasia (which, yes, are both from Disney but they were immediate thoughts that are rather well known)

    • @chee.rah.monurB
      @chee.rah.monurB 2 года назад +14

      Yea I hate how people confuse that. As if humsns aren't just anthro gorrilas.

    • @me0wth01
      @me0wth01 2 года назад

      @@chee.rah.monurB anthro gorillas 💀

    • @chee.rah.monurB
      @chee.rah.monurB 2 года назад +4

      @@me0wth01 Hey,we evolved from apes,so I'm not really WRONG am I?

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 2 года назад +125

    9:08 No no no, see, the default character is always the absolute most generic, the exact middle ground in all traits. What this is implying is that Zuck looks like what you'd get if you took the exact average of every physical trait a human can have and put them together to make a person. Which is _exactly_ what an alien trying to blend in would do. Dude's right on the boarder of the Uncanny Valley, one good smack away from falling in.

  • @AroShadeWeaver
    @AroShadeWeaver 2 года назад +92

    "your mother should've eaten you when your bones were still soft"
    A guy - 2022

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 2 года назад +1

      Yes, yes she should have..

  • @TheAutisticFrogLord
    @TheAutisticFrogLord 2 года назад +222

    I can't be the only one who loves jacks laugh and his voice

  • @bedman3337
    @bedman3337 2 года назад +37

    4:52 Fun fact: one of the core creators of Facebook, who was basically who put very much all the money in the project, was charged with forcing cannibalism to a chicken that he was tasked to keep for weeks to enter the house from the university, like an "acceptance entry to become part of them".
    He simply give the chicken the cafeteria chicken wing because the animal was curious and wanted to eat it a bit. It was found thanks to the testimony of a girl who saw everything from afar.

    • @Crazy_Sarah98
      @Crazy_Sarah98 2 года назад

      You happen to have the source for that? My curiosity’s been piqued

    • @Starfloofle
      @Starfloofle Год назад

      further evidence that they were aliens

  • @ConnorPugs
    @ConnorPugs 2 года назад +158

    That doggo in the thumbnail low key cute tho

  • @kaz1_f1
    @kaz1_f1 2 года назад +29

    Jack: I'm Australian
    also jack: can't pronounce "Norris and Ricciardo"

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester 2 года назад +32

    1:50 when the editor finally had enough of Jack's shenanigans

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 2 года назад +5

      He can just delete his entire recording and just show the posts if he wanted

    • @RandomKenny
      @RandomKenny 2 года назад +6

      I have the power 😈

    • @sylvrwolflol
      @sylvrwolflol Год назад +2

      I always appreciate it when the editor adds in some gags too lol

    • @SkykidAbyss
      @SkykidAbyss Год назад

      What was he gonna say tho?

    • @cadenvickery3382
      @cadenvickery3382 3 месяца назад

      @@RandomKennyyour the editor?

  • @Hellysal
    @Hellysal 2 года назад +20

    Fun fact: when u behead a chicken, the other chickens will get close to drink the blood.
    So yeah chickens just ARE cannibals by nature 😂 Dinosaurs amirite

  • @VIISkies
    @VIISkies 2 года назад +18

    2:08: Lowe's and Home Depot are two very similar yet competing US hardware stores. As a Lowe's employee, I've been told a rumor that the company was founded by Home Depot's founder's ex-wife. So yeah. Also, after working in a building with a nice palette of light gray, white, and blue for about a year, Walking into a home depot where the color pallet is usually bright construction orange and dark gray is just an assault on my eyes.

  • @sambrown6426
    @sambrown6426 2 года назад +8

    11:34 That's Doug Demuro. People ask him to come to them and give a tour of their cool car, take it out on the road, and then give his thoughts. He doesn't actually own that car, he's borrowing it from someone.

  • @pandalabtech
    @pandalabtech 2 года назад +29

    its great when Jack doubles or even triples the burn factor

  • @windbeneathmywings4884
    @windbeneathmywings4884 2 года назад +26

    4:50 this might seem like a joke, all fun and games but anyone who has kept chickens will know that they WILL cannibalize each other if given the chance. And those feathered freaks give no fucks if their victim is still cluckin', if theyre hungry enough theyll peck anything _remotely edible_ to shreds

    • @just-A.randomdude
      @just-A.randomdude 2 года назад +3

      I can confirm, this is something quite normal

    • @seankenny174
      @seankenny174 2 года назад

      Including us if they were bigger than us

    • @windbeneathmywings4884
      @windbeneathmywings4884 2 года назад

      @@seankenny174 nah I'm sure if you were to somehow fall unconscious in the coop for an extended period of time theyd likely peck you to pieces as well

    • @lightningangel45
      @lightningangel45 2 года назад

      Ok, I am now 1000x more scared of chickens. How did someone associate the word "chicken" with a coward?

    • @stefangrobbink7760
      @stefangrobbink7760 2 года назад

      They truely are the relatives of raptors.

  • @Trip_koLng
    @Trip_koLng 2 года назад +3

    3:00
    Filipino here, I'd say that's an understatement
    It's more so if UN was a country

  • @largo778
    @largo778 2 года назад +10

    Jack: I watch too much anime
    Me: NO SUCH THING!!!

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs 2 года назад +1

    "Visually speaking, what is that?"
    That would be people drowning, Jack.

  • @mebalbib3518
    @mebalbib3518 2 года назад +12

    0:15 bro looks like the bully’s henchmen friend and the nerd the bully is targeting at the same time

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 2 года назад

      Looks like a principle in a cartoon too

    • @CourierCat-2
      @CourierCat-2 Год назад

      Nailed it
      you nailed it
      there is no more perfect description of that abominable kiwi
      (Guys i called him [insert adjective] with funi random thing which mean funi rare haha insult rikght??? thnk for updoots)

  • @lilicrozma
    @lilicrozma 2 года назад +5

    The pixar-looking guy looked like Riley's dad from inside out without the "THINK MARK!" moustache

  • @yukionna6563
    @yukionna6563 2 года назад +43

    Lol jacks voice always calms me down after a rage quit

  • @Graytail
    @Graytail 2 года назад +24

    02:02 you know anthropomorphising doesnt mean 'making a furry' right? it means giving humanlike characteristics. Like putting bendy hose arms and legs and a face on a cigarette...

    • @0BucketMask0
      @0BucketMask0 2 года назад +3

      All words end up losing meaning because of dumb people online

  • @3rdeye7thdimension
    @3rdeye7thdimension 2 года назад +3

    3:55 oh good it wasn't just me who made the Neon Genesis Evangelion connection.

  • @fabulouschild2005
    @fabulouschild2005 2 года назад +2

    8:45 hearing Jack mispronounce Ricciardo's name when he's Australian is really funny to me

  • @tokyobateman6610
    @tokyobateman6610 2 года назад +3

    2:47
    My first thought was “Wait, but Degrassi’s not a Disney show” and then it clicked

  • @daemonking944
    @daemonking944 2 года назад +1

    This is so much better than older videos! The dark mode switch instead of the light mode (don't know when this happened) makes my eyes not hurt.

  • @quirky7208
    @quirky7208 2 года назад +3

    No we should 100% make smokers be associated with furrys, make them feel more embarrassed about their horrible addiction

  • @TheAutisticFrogLord
    @TheAutisticFrogLord 2 года назад +5

    rare insults is always one of my favorites

  • @brainytorch5265
    @brainytorch5265 2 года назад +4

    1:55 Jack what have you done

  • @TetraSky
    @TetraSky 2 года назад +17

    Amber's lawyers were totally betting on the "believe women" angle, no matter what, and didn't have any real defence other than that.
    Even her recordings are bogus, because you can hear how he talks in those that he knows something is wrong with her acting as if she cared about him.

  • @terrymightyena5820
    @terrymightyena5820 2 года назад +5

    "Let's not furrify cigarettes"
    Jack, 2k22

  • @GenerationalSavant
    @GenerationalSavant Год назад

    Chickens bloody love cannibalism. That's like a Joker level "give the people what they want" backhanded compliment, lol.

  • @granautismo69
    @granautismo69 2 года назад +1

    14:06 dude looks like an aye-aye, Jesus Christ, those drinks are now doomed to a slow, horrible death.

  • @perhaps7046
    @perhaps7046 2 года назад +6

    My dad decided that to save food waste he would feed chicken to our chickens. When we explained to him that that was cannibalism and was unethical, he didn’t see any issue with it. Surprise surprise he’s not a great guy. Anyone who seems feeding chicken to a chicken ethically okay is not alright…

    • @seekoutguy
      @seekoutguy 2 года назад +1

      I mean my chickens ate one of the other chickens when it died. I mean they all died like a week later, but still, I don't think the chickens mind

    • @loki_shu
      @loki_shu 2 года назад

      I've seen my chicken eat one of their eggs even though I've fed them in the morning... i was furious so I steal the rest and make an omelet for dinner

    • @0BucketMask0
      @0BucketMask0 2 года назад

      Dude, chickens will literally kill eachother to eat the dead body, as well as eating their own eggs, for extra protein. They'll also kill and eat small rodents and birds for the same reason. There's absolutely nothing unethical about an animal doing something it's always done. Did you even research chickens before you bought one?

    • @krbthewitch
      @krbthewitch 2 года назад

      Your be surprised by what chickens are cool with eating. They eat each other, their own eggs, all that jazz. Ethics are fuzzy in the animal kingdom.

  • @LostCauseRT
    @LostCauseRT 2 года назад +2

    Oh sweet summer child... there are yiffed ones already.

  • @theexiledrussian622
    @theexiledrussian622 2 года назад

    The hitchhiking and comercial planes thing legit got me

  • @Red_MOON187
    @Red_MOON187 2 года назад +1

    1:48 I come from an pacific islander background and we Boil Green Bananas. They go good with raw fish. :d

  • @TetraSky
    @TetraSky 2 года назад +1

    "I wish I was that fly"
    "no wonder she looked disgusting"
    I'll be honest, that's the only thing that made me laugh, something is wrong with me...

  • @einienj3281
    @einienj3281 2 года назад +1

    "Which one is the beater box, sir?" 😆😆

  • @unknown20005
    @unknown20005 Год назад +1

    the reason that all police stations all have that one big police officer is the same reason why all football teams have that one big guy on the team they can’t run far or fast but they can truck the crap out of other’s

  • @blueyoshi8517
    @blueyoshi8517 2 года назад

    6:06. That looks like someone from my chemistry class who is only there because they want to take up dentistry, and doesn’t “get” half the content.

  • @lostforwar5619
    @lostforwar5619 2 года назад +2

    This channel is our lord and saviour when it comes to gaming

  • @CYR0_P1X
    @CYR0_P1X 2 года назад

    11:16 Pete looks like a second grader that tried snorting smarties in front of the cool kids and acted high for the rest of the day.

  • @ameliarose47
    @ameliarose47 2 года назад

    3:53 ALSO what I think when I hear that word. I'm not into anime but my boyfriend has shown me a couple and he made me watch. ALL. OF. IT. It's not a bad show but it's emotionally intense and he was like, "well only watch 9 hours of squidgame after you've watched the 20ish hours of this". He still hasn't finished squid game with me and it's been longer than I took me to watch all of Neon Genesis with him (obviously we didn't watch everything all at once with either).

  • @axelrose8481
    @axelrose8481 2 года назад

    i like to tell people “you are the human equivalent of the grimey mac and cheese stuck at the bottom of a dumpster behind a public british school” it’s a fight ender.

  • @elmegagraciaelisabethsiman6381
    @elmegagraciaelisabethsiman6381 2 года назад

    Elon elongating his musk cracks me up so damn much pls never stop Jack

  • @juno_bugzz
    @juno_bugzz 2 года назад +3

    imagine being australian
    (coughs in gday mate)

  • @Ragehunger
    @Ragehunger 2 года назад

    13:26 "Hey Vsauce, Michael here! No, I'm not really Michael ... _or am I?"_

  • @MarzieMalfoy
    @MarzieMalfoy Год назад

    "Elongating his musk" only Jack 😂😂😂😂

  • @babydoppio7330
    @babydoppio7330 2 года назад +1

    1:52 LIKE WHAT, JACK? LIKE WHAT??

  • @coffee-ouji
    @coffee-ouji 2 года назад +1

    0:23
    the dude looks both like Leo Messi and Ryan Reynolds at the same time

  • @just-A.randomdude
    @just-A.randomdude 2 года назад +2

    1:48 How is eating green bananas an insult??

  • @IsaacMcMillan-u7i
    @IsaacMcMillan-u7i 2 года назад +1

    4:58 my dad's girlfriend does this to her chickens, doesn't even phase me from all the things I've seen she does. The witch.

    • @autisticwitch7581
      @autisticwitch7581 4 месяца назад

      I can assure you, most cheap chicken you buy from the store has been fed chicken. It's a common practice, and chickens will eat other dead chickens naturally.

  • @DrHugbees
    @DrHugbees 2 года назад

    Did I just hear Jack really say Anthony fantano is a mustache away from being Hitler, that's actually hilarious and almost correct with him and his fans.

  • @TheOriginalCowboyCat
    @TheOriginalCowboyCat 2 года назад +1

    1:47 ... what the fuck, I REALLY hope he isn't joking about what I think he's joking about

    • @itsjustmenova
      @itsjustmenova 2 года назад

      I’m so confused but I know it was really bad

  • @Fwenec
    @Fwenec 2 года назад +1

    “The only subreddit that’s the story of my life”

  • @iloveplasticbottles
    @iloveplasticbottles 2 года назад +1

    LegalEagle looks like an anime lawyer

  • @AGenericUser
    @AGenericUser 2 года назад +2

    2:55 im Filipino and i can confirm this

  • @Memrlord
    @Memrlord 2 года назад +3

    3:40 man looks like a Stretch Armstrong

  • @Stick_and_stone
    @Stick_and_stone 2 года назад +1

    1:51 where the hell did that joke come from

  • @unknown20005
    @unknown20005 Год назад +1

    (jack) oh god someone arrest me (that one fbi agent watching this video) say no more

  • @geraldballinger6428
    @geraldballinger6428 2 года назад +1

    when it showed the pictures of someone looking like multiple other people idk why but i thought of stanley pines from gravity falls

  • @TheAncient_One
    @TheAncient_One 2 года назад

    Jack:Mentions Neon Genesis Evangelion
    Me:ZAETOHU ARE SHIOTUETE

  • @thingsidoomed
    @thingsidoomed 2 года назад +1

    Here’s a rare insult:
    ududgxsixhsjshxjssh
    nobody has ever said that before, so technically its rare.

    • @Unibiub
      @Unibiub 2 года назад

      Well, gjhjvkdkcjforpdjfkdoflf yourself 😜

  • @fictional_player
    @fictional_player 2 года назад

    0:34 And here we have Elon elongating his musk~
    *Lmao I'm dying fr XD*

  • @Tetrik82
    @Tetrik82 2 года назад +2

    when I try to draw a dog while looking at a picture of a dog

  • @Punky_TallKnightStan
    @Punky_TallKnightStan 2 года назад +22

    14th time asking:get all the narrators together in like a discord call and review r/justguysbeing dudes together. Like get Emkay crew, the EZPZ guys,Damien of DeeLee,the people at Ask Emkay,all of them. Even Zach.

    • @dillonmacpherson3350
      @dillonmacpherson3350 2 года назад

      Some good old fashion Wildspartanz chaos

    • @dunefox8
      @dunefox8 2 года назад

      What about Lexi?

    • @Punky_TallKnightStan
      @Punky_TallKnightStan 2 года назад

      @@dunefox8 I typed that from memory in under 2 minutes.dont think I forgot.even the people on the new channel * Ask Emkay *
      I don't know about them yet,but one Joey,another Gavin,and another Troy.
      I'm unsure if there are more.
      But Lexi and the Ask Emkay gang count.and Lexi is in Emkay soooooo

    • @dunefox8
      @dunefox8 2 года назад

      @@Punky_TallKnightStan I know. But Lexi is a she

    • @Punky_TallKnightStan
      @Punky_TallKnightStan 2 года назад

      @@dunefox8 welp.
      Shell just be the one who doesnt understand and makes everything 5 times funnier as of result lol

  • @sambrown6426
    @sambrown6426 2 года назад

    4:50 My gym/health teacher has a parrot that eats chicken. I call him "Mr. Cannibal".

  • @jimwormmaster
    @jimwormmaster 2 года назад

    2:52: Ah yes, Drake & Josh, the famous "Disney" show. It was Nickelodeon, not Disney!

  • @xnamkcor
    @xnamkcor 2 года назад

    After spending about 2 months trying to get Google to accept my gift card credit cards to buy the new Chromecast With Google TV, I took a bus over to Lowe's and they happily accepted my money to buy one from their shelves.

  • @rawrisadragon
    @rawrisadragon 2 года назад

    Jack sounded like a veggietales character in the last few seconds of the video

  • @WellToastedBagel
    @WellToastedBagel 2 года назад

    13:01 Tamatoa is a goddamn chad, bro. Being compared to him is a compliment and a half, haha.

  • @pia30
    @pia30 2 года назад +1

    6:00 never thought I would see naomi on emkay...
    her RUclips is 'naomi jon' btw

  • @milkchocolatetheanimator6626
    @milkchocolatetheanimator6626 2 года назад +4

    PERFECT! My little sister called the other sister a “bald headed donkey” today.

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 2 года назад

      Mf is your sister Gordon Ramsay

  • @Patrick-zj4qz
    @Patrick-zj4qz 2 года назад

    The difference between Lowes and Home Depot is that one is Bunnings and the other is also Bunnings.

  • @someguyonyoutube9279
    @someguyonyoutube9279 2 года назад

    “let’s not fur-ify cigarettes”
    *DON’T GIVE THEM IDEAS*

  • @maybebananmaybe767
    @maybebananmaybe767 2 года назад

    Fun fact, if you don't trim the tip of a chicken once in a while, the chicken will start eating itself!
    And you need to isolate an injured chicken so it won't be eaten by other chickens.
    Chickens are infact, cannibalistic.

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 2 года назад +2

    6:24 I think I know what song he's referring to

  • @Shad0w-One
    @Shad0w-One 2 года назад +1

    Damn, can't wait for some cigarette yiff

  • @electricangel1001
    @electricangel1001 2 года назад

    Me when someone else is Australia:
    *REALLLY?? I thought I was the only one1!!!11*

  • @salomedivina4099
    @salomedivina4099 2 года назад +1

    im trying to wrap my head around the fact that he pronounced ricciardo and norris's names like that. my siblings are crazy f1 fans so im gonna use that to piss them off😭😭😭

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 2 года назад +1

    6:54 Yeah, I thought she lost them, too, but they're just behind her back. If you look closely, you can see some of her left arm.

  • @o0L4nc3r0o
    @o0L4nc3r0o 2 года назад +1

    0:45 How can we take anyone like that even seriously?
    Trying to insult someone, but then using "ur" instead of "You're" in your sentence...

  • @BENDYKILLER698
    @BENDYKILLER698 4 месяца назад

    13:34 blud looks like a budget Vsauce from Etsy

  • @Oskanwhitchfather
    @Oskanwhitchfather 2 года назад

    Robin, my dude. Lowes is to Home Depot what Maccas is to an actual fucking restaurant. It's like your date sayin they're gonna take you out somewhere real nice, and the date is just poppin' over to Maccas for a Cheesy

  • @rextalk3840
    @rextalk3840 2 года назад +1

    3:32 Sounds a bit like Abridged Nappa

  • @Mojavenovak
    @Mojavenovak 2 года назад +3

    Awesome video!

  • @alttie3
    @alttie3 2 года назад

    The fact that this was posted 8 hours ago, I missed it bc I was reading wattpad, and I just got back from wattpad 8 hours later says a lot…

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 2 года назад

      I would make a rare insult here to you since you read wattpad and stan gnf but you're already an insult to your parent so I don't need to

    • @alttie3
      @alttie3 2 года назад

      Also that might have been the most un-original comment I’ve ever seen in my life

  • @miriam1526
    @miriam1526 2 года назад

    6:16 That's Naomi Jon lul, she is a singer/ tiktoker/youtuber😂
    I luv her❤️😂

  • @davidatkinson47
    @davidatkinson47 2 года назад

    Physical stress can compromise the immune system, which would in turn allow compromised cells to grow into a tumor. Normally you have a few compromised cells all the time, but your immune system will take care of them. If it can't anymore, you're in trouble.
    That's the closest string I could draw. If anything, that guy "coming out" should have been a simple relief for everyone. Everybody who knew him well already knew.

  • @lynelredfv5097
    @lynelredfv5097 2 года назад +1

    3:01
    As a Filipino, yeah pretty much, we are

  • @rebeccarimmer6348
    @rebeccarimmer6348 2 года назад

    1:09 ah yes, the famous DC movie: Avengers Endgame

  • @Youkall3
    @Youkall3 2 года назад +1

    I once watched a chicken we owned start eating a dead one after it chased off the cat that did it,honestly still think that monster bird was possessed

  • @rettbull9100
    @rettbull9100 2 года назад

    The Elisabeth Olsen image was the 2nd to last episode on Wandavision. Great show too. Sucks that it was only 1 season.

  • @snowyskys8505
    @snowyskys8505 2 года назад

    “what’s poppin im robin” PLEASE SAY IT

  • @emilyauld8622
    @emilyauld8622 2 года назад

    I think Lowe's and Home depot are like Bunnings.. so the joke is he looks like he goes to Bunnings instead of another Bunnings?

  • @nekoctrl2124
    @nekoctrl2124 2 года назад +2

    2:13 where does BNQ fit in this spectrum?

  • @greenpinecone1859
    @greenpinecone1859 2 года назад

    fr tho, the chickens that I had used to crack the eggs and eat each other's babies all the time even though there were given adequate chicken feed

  • @freshfighter9
    @freshfighter9 2 года назад

    I forgot what tamatoa's name was and called him tamandua in my head, I'm too into anteaters man, feel free to roast me, gimme your worst

  • @SephtisSizent
    @SephtisSizent 2 года назад

    The gay brother/cancer AITA post had my eyes actually bug out, holy hell

  • @aidenforthenguyen2892
    @aidenforthenguyen2892 2 года назад +2

    Emkay. Can you put this comment in the next r/blessed images? Because one time I was at my cousin’s house. A bird fell into the pool they had there and it was drowning, My dad found it and took his sock and wrapped it around the bird. Hours later he brought the bird inside and me and my cousins were surprised. A few minutes later me and my dad built it a temporary cage, it kept trying to fly so shortly after we let it go, but it never flew. So we put it on a pear tree and it flew into a big nearby bush, that was the happiest day of my life!