I usually don't upload very short videos, but I don't really have a lot of time to edit since I got school, so I'd like to apologize in advance since it may or may not be like this for some time
Tuefort is a place where souls are cursed to relive their lives in a twisted fantasy, where their minds slowly dissolve away into rot as their actions become more and more deranged. A newer member would act out their lives as it had been before, fighting and beating the enemy in the endless war. But those that have been in this limbo for years have devolved into beings that can't even preform rational actions. Some turn as strange as their minds, their heads becoming birds, their eyes bulging out, their skulls peaking through their flesh. Or is that the skull of another? It can be difficult to distinguish. Then comes the death. Just as they are forever cursed to live, they are forever cursed to die as well. But dying only brings a few seconds of relief before they are brought back into this unforgiving hell. Some have become such masters of their own mind, they can just stop their own heart or psychokineticly cause their body to burst into a thousand pieces, leaving blood and gore in their wakes. How long until they move onto the next hell? How long will these poor souls be tortured in life and death? Will Tuefort ever fade into nothingness, or will it always be a special little hell for its occupants?
Honestly i don’t remember seeing too much prawn in 2fort. I stared at a demo’s conscientious objector and back at him, and back and forth, and them i just typed “eww” in chat and he got pissed. :P
@@mythmakroxymore1670 sadly there's more then you think, I have to deal with it all the time.......until I turned off sprays and voice chat cause most of the time they said nothing worth listening to
2fort is the dive bar of FPS maps. It’s heyday was over a decade ago and the people there are terrible but for some reason you keep ending up back there every week or so. Maybe it’s nostalgia, maybe it’s because no two nights are the same, but it’s like a part of you that won’t go away no matter how bad it is.
2:45 i would just like to point out that is the exclusive immersion blender heavy cooking taunt. Only acquired by buying an 80 dollar immersion blender that was doing a promo for TF2....... I'm not joking that is real
I usually don't upload very short videos, but I don't really have a lot of time to edit since I got school, so I'd like to apologize in advance since it may or may not be like this for some time
are u grill?
that sentry is a spy
Short videos are better than no videos! Keep em coming even if they're just 15 seconds long!
@@bumba6900 Yes a charcoal grill
Imagine not leaving school early
As a regular 2fort enjoyer, this sums up my experience with the map
brother
Same
"Need a sentry here"
"Damnit"
need a se-
@Someone Just Browsing Through RUclips **pulls out a Rpg**
Actually more evil than eating the last slice of pizza without asking
As someone who enjoys 24/7 2fart, this is truly a certified video
@@zorica3534 The map's pretty gassed up, go play it 😂
@@zorica3534 That's the official name, 2 fort is just Valve's interpretation
@@zorica3534 that should be a map!
Get a significant other
@@GojoGunning Do you have a significant other to 2fart with?
0:15 made me laugh WAYYY to hard man. The way he just slides over to the engi is fucking hilarious
Just like "Stup (PÆÆN)
1 brain cell, 2forts
3 engies camping the intel
@@moyaiman872 4 snipers dying
5 observer spies
@@moyaiman872 6 soldiers flying
7 demos charging
Tuefort is a place where souls are cursed to relive their lives in a twisted fantasy, where their minds slowly dissolve away into rot as their actions become more and more deranged. A newer member would act out their lives as it had been before, fighting and beating the enemy in the endless war. But those that have been in this limbo for years have devolved into beings that can't even preform rational actions. Some turn as strange as their minds, their heads becoming birds, their eyes bulging out, their skulls peaking through their flesh. Or is that the skull of another? It can be difficult to distinguish. Then comes the death. Just as they are forever cursed to live, they are forever cursed to die as well. But dying only brings a few seconds of relief before they are brought back into this unforgiving hell. Some have become such masters of their own mind, they can just stop their own heart or psychokineticly cause their body to burst into a thousand pieces, leaving blood and gore in their wakes. How long until they move onto the next hell? How long will these poor souls be tortured in life and death? Will Tuefort ever fade into nothingness, or will it always be a special little hell for its occupants?
You can make whole religion out of this
I love 2Fort. 2Fort is the best map in the entire game.
I've been playing tf2 for like 2 months only (mostly on 2fort purely by accident) and I have already degenerated
Calm down Socrates it's a fuckin game map.
It's really like going to Walmart in America if you just think about it a little bit
1:40 ooh..classic 2fort, it never gets old
we need girlfriends so it doesn't bleed into a video game
@@rockowlgamer631 i agree
Honestly i don’t remember seeing too much prawn in 2fort. I stared at a demo’s conscientious objector and back at him, and back and forth, and them i just typed “eww” in chat and he got pissed. :P
@@mythmakroxymore1670 sadly there's more then you think, I have to deal with it all the time.......until I turned off sprays and voice chat cause most of the time they said nothing worth listening to
May I ask for science purposes if anyone has the *sauce?*
The edited sound effects make it so much better
Teamkilling in regular shooters: No, that's not how you are supposed to play the game.
Teamkilling in TF2: 0:45
"It's not a way you can play the game, but we decided it's possible anyways"
1:36 - he knows what he wants
1:25 When reality snaps.
When there goes gravity
Just imagine, a half of the gameplay experience from this game in only one map!
2fort is the dive bar of FPS maps. It’s heyday was over a decade ago and the people there are terrible but for some reason you keep ending up back there every week or so. Maybe it’s nostalgia, maybe it’s because no two nights are the same, but it’s like a part of you that won’t go away no matter how bad it is.
1:46 he looked so depressed
My god that Demo sliding across the floor standing up and motionless with a dragging cinder block noise is just perfect.
1:40 Doctor sex is invincible. We can't stop him
doctor sex: doctor sex
DOCTOR SEX
No... "WE" need him...
1:29 The legend...
2:45 Hold up, that the Sous Vide cooker taunt. Wtf that's a $200 taunt
God valve are pieces of shit and this game sucks cock. 200$...
using an unusualifer on that would get you some big bux lmao
In-game or market value?
@FruityCrits I see thanks
Does skial let you choose the Sous Vide taunt? It becomes a whole lot less exciting if it does.
1:20 holy shit i did it lmao
No 💀
evidance?(no is not a mistake)
One die from hearing a girly voice and one die by hearing a man chad voice
2fort is the pinacle of the type of energy tf2 as a whole just emanates. Truly beautiful.
As someone who plays 2fort a lot, I can agree with this
2:10 my mans got good taste in women
Sauce?
That one medic looked like a pervert too.
Me : Trying to sleep
TyleeTF : *post new video*
Me : Oh shit , here we go again
This was truely one of the Tf2 videos ever made
The Omori soundtrack is the amazing cherry on top
0:46
Ironic that banana heavy kill two heavy whith eat bananas
This map is Crazy like a Diamond,
Truly a Gold Experience.
And a tendency to battle
This video might be short but it's a very good video. Made me cry from laughter
you know you're hopeless when you recognize both the character and the artist on that spray the big eyes medic was looking on
🤨📸
I'm thinking Astolfo from fate or Ansel from arknights. Which is it, my good man? is it one of em or neither at all?
also who's the artist pls
@@King_Jockey roropull
0:47 BANANA VENGEANCE
Omori has such a damn good soundtrack I swear to GABE
Guys I think the thumbnail is a tf2 reference
0:11 my man was so sick of the joke he fsss'd and did a 360 noscope turn before he killed himself
Demoman calling people a sentry is my new obsession.
1:09 what the hell is that
Is becky
Gotta love the engie moving his sentry just cause u said so lol
1:37 its must have been hard for the medic to move using only 1 hand
I had to process almost everything I was watching.
2fort doesn't exist, it cannot hurt your brain
2fort:
i always fuckin love when im watching a tf2 video and i see or hear some random person and its instantly like "hey i know that guy"
Gotta love the use of the Omori OST.
0:47 Banana heavy comes to revenge his banana parents
me when tussle among trees
1:40 ignore this comment just keeping it for myself
idk what it is about this map that's always so weird, but then again so is all of tf2 in general lmao
2:22 Family Guy Death pose.
Haven't played this game for a while. I'm glad it's still like... *this*
LOL, THE SPY AT 0:43 IS ME!
That spy is an enemy!
Welcome to 2fort where the fort is 2 and life expectancy is 0.
Just another day in 2fort
2Forts bizarre adventure
this is why I love this game so much lmao
these edits are S tier
This does put a smile on my face
the astolfo spray medic guy, could've been me tbh
but *NO GAY* please
0:45 here to avenge his fallen brothers
I loved every second of this video and finally justice against those filthy banana eaters
I saw that thumbnail and was _really_ hoping for a SFM part 4 opening remake.
The banana bit is my favorite bit
Bizzare Omori music make me cry
0:42 Eye Contact established
Nice jojo part 4 ED reference in the thumbnail
2fort is home and always will be
2:09 sauce now
I was not expecting omori music nice
Messing with the gibusvision engine at the end was great, good comedic timing.
it sure is a "bizarre adventure"
you
you
you
you
u gave that man ptsd with only ''need a sentry here''
Omori music, memes, Astolfo
I dare say, this video is perfection
"That Soldier's a bloody Sentry!" *laughter*
Man I love these videos
I really don’t get how you have so less subscribers, these are the most hilarious edits I’ve seen by FAR
The omori music is so bitter sweet to me rn...
Blessed Omori music
Caramel Arrow's objector... *I wish to make a purchase from this man*
TF2 funny carton game makes me hahaha
Most of the music is from Omori:
Tussle among the trees
Playground (Dreamworld)
I omor
that sniper at the beginning just got smacked
2:09
>when you know the artist 💀
J.M.G right?
@@nuetella9764 💀
What is the name ?
Wait you know the artist?!
2fort is the only place I enjoy TF2, and its fucking fun
These are all 2fort classic right here. As an average casual 2fort enjoyer, 10/10 very true.
That last part with the engie...
You are EVIL.
Ah... The background music... It brings some memories...
the chaos we all know and love from this game #savetf2
2:45 i would just like to point out that is the exclusive immersion blender heavy cooking taunt. Only acquired by buying an 80 dollar immersion blender that was doing a promo for TF2....... I'm not joking that is real
Crazy noisy bizarre fort
Amazing thumbnail
I love commiting unspeakable acts on the popular video game Team Defense Fort 2
The thumbnail of all time
bruh the scout at 1:30 just got fuckin domed by whatever that thing was
They got that astolfo there real fast huh
In 2Fort, you can never know the next move of your opponent.
Need a sec-
I feel like tf2 is it's own cartoon
need a sen...
Engineer : ahhhhhhhhh!!!!
marvelous.
Man it's like 2fort is its own world
2fort is my second home
Great music choice.