Notable mentions: The rare and elusive friendly cab driver from the subcontinent. Who, after picking you up from a dive bar asks If YOU like cricket to get the ball rolling. And even though you have a blood alcohol reading higher than Tendulkars batting average you somehow end up having a D&M about family and where he’s from (9/10 time it’s always Punjab). And even though your geographical knowledge of India is sketchy at best you nod as if you know exactly where he’s talking about. And as you stumble up and away from the cab with a ‘thanks mate, have a good night ey’, inwardly all you’re thinking is ‘see, I’m not racist.’
100%, i've had so many good cab rides in melbourne. often i had to start a conversation, but once we're off talking, ends up become the highlight of the night in some cases
All you have to do find a nice cab driver kick conversation off with telling them how much you hate Uber then you have them on side. Assuming you have no problem with lying.
Same. Fuckin legend. Always has been, always will be. These days I'm pushing 30 and I don't mind the meat smell at the butchers anymore, I just stop in for a chat, he ain't getting in trouble he owns the place! Fuckin champ. I work security so these days, even though he's not a client I stop by and give his doors a rattle, make sure it's all locked up at like 2am when I'm on shift. He deserves it.
@@rsoul7282 It took less than 12 hours to get the first rock spider joke - why would you want to be anything else but Australian? But to clarify I meant the pork deli meat, not the pork sword
tysonic777 I am reassured that you weren’t dealing with a sneaky butcher, of the type who takes his meat round the back. If I was to be honest though, the bloke you had back then sounds befitting of the legend tag, doing the righty by kids is always worthy of top marks. Though these days you would have to ask if the meat was allergy free, and potentially offer a plant based substitute.
Not a chance, they are generally pretty good, but I can think of plenty of examples of Vietnamese bakery that leave a lot to be desired. Points lost for wild inconsistency.
They're everywhere, and everyones got their preferred one. The one I buy me bread from the mother of the family loves me, always gives me an extra lamington when I buy one, but the husband/father hates me and pretends to not speak English so he doesn't serve me
Legit, his second one... I'm from South Sydney; been going to the same local bakery for years and getting a chicken salad roll from the middle aged Asian lady. After years of eating the same thing she asked if I'd like the meatball roll instead, even better than the chicken roll. And I get it most days of the week. Ridiculously specific.
@@JFND7 when i get drunk i occasionally still pop up the final liger zero vs beserk fury fight. . . Still gets me so fucking pumped. . . Used to have em all on vhs, fucking miss new century so much (didnt really give a shit about chaotic century)
The footy encyclopaedia legend exists, he was a regular at my bar. Retired guy, but he never paid for his beers cause he kept winning tons of cash off TAB. From memory he got perfect footy tipping 3 years straight from 2014-2017 up to the finals.
There's this small Korean restaurant I always order takeaway from. They always remember my order. One day I decided to order something different. The Korean man said "you're making a mistake. I know what you like to have." I replied "I'm trying something different, vegetarian this time." He went nuts "Vegetarian, who orders that? You are making big mistake. Ok it will be ready in 15min. I only do this for you one time." On their menu they do have vegetarian options.
I'm the ginger who's mates with everyone, it makes it awkward when i mates with up to 3 feuding circles at once and they're all asking me for info on each other and yeah our local butcher is great, the shit from the fishers next door makes me actually sick but the butchers meats ranging from the chicken to that homemade salami sits very well indeed
I love the little riff at the end during the "John Howard Really Sucked" plug, also a classic and perfect Jordan Peterson Impression as always. Jim Jam, you're the real Aussie Legend
I had a karate sensei who was as aussie as they come. From the country, a climate change denier, and had some of the worst political takes I've heard in my entire life. Absolute legend. He used to talk all the time about how getting married was the worse decision of his life, because it was just like having a mother to boss him around again.
Yesterday went to my butcher, boom there i saw it... 3 huge crystal trophies standing on top of you guessed it.. the sausage cabinet. I've always liked his sausages so i congratulated him and he offered me half a kilo for free. Jordies is right, bloody aussie legends they are!
those old ladies are also always the sweetest in some way?? like they always love you in a tough way and care about you it’s just amazing I love them more than I love myself
Honorable mention: any elderly couple who live in rural outback areas, they will always take you through this Mirkwood like path at 5:00am to show you were the kangaroos hang out.
you forgot the friendly slightly overweight elderly greek man who owns the local souvlaki shop or grocery store who is so efficient at his job that the store always looks understaffed. he definitely smokes darts out the back but you can never tell if he's being friendly or he's just stoned.
Don't forget the honourable mention of the French Vietnamese family who owns a bakery at your local, where the mother loves you so much and always wants to have a chat and gives ya an extra biscuit and lamington with ya bread, and the father hates you and pretends to not speak a lick of English so he doesn't have to serve you
This is now one of my favourite videos because you mentioned fury friends. I don’t know why they tasted way better then just a block of dairy chocolate because it’s made of the exact same shit
'You still like yer zoids?' Yes jordies, yes I fucking do. Now If you'll excuse me this adult has a Liger Zero that requires his attention for the next 30 minutes
I'm so proud to get a shout out as a dart lord. I'll tell you why we do it. Because we've been there mate. We've been there. Don't even worry about it.
Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view!" Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment ?
Used to go to this butcher when I was a kid and he’d always give us free Cheerios (not the fuckn cereal) and it was kind of uncomfortable because he had about three fingers left between both of his hands. Absolute legend.
Have smashed lines in a spa at some joint in thredbo with the bondi butcher dressed up inexplicably as a pirate - can confirm all aussie butchers are fucking legends
My sister worked as a producer at Sunrise before she became a lawyer. She said Nat was the nicest . She was in TV around Tamworth in the mid 90’s Hey I am a female stoner 🤩🤘
As somewhat of an underground Oz legend myself, I approve of this video. Although, you didn't include truck drivers or decent police officers (yes, some do actually exist though they are now rarer than hen's teeth) Without trucks Oz stops
I know specific people aren’t allowed, but, at the maccas I work at, every single day, this big, jolly silent fella that always, ALWAYS, gets 4 $1 hamburgers. He is my spirit animal.
Notable mentions: The rare and elusive friendly cab driver from the subcontinent. Who, after picking you up from a dive bar asks If YOU like cricket to get the ball rolling. And even though you have a blood alcohol reading higher than Tendulkars batting average you somehow end up having a D&M about family and where he’s from (9/10 time it’s always Punjab). And even though your geographical knowledge of India is sketchy at best you nod as if you know exactly where he’s talking about. And as you stumble up and away from the cab with a ‘thanks mate, have a good night ey’, inwardly all you’re thinking is ‘see, I’m not racist.’
100%, i've had so many good cab rides in melbourne. often i had to start a conversation, but once we're off talking, ends up become the highlight of the night in some cases
@Kristy Kelly wowser,I thought I had it bad when they took me the long way home..
All you have to do find a nice cab driver kick conversation off with telling them how much you hate Uber then you have them on side. Assuming you have no problem with lying.
Hahahahah yess, that guy is a legend :')
To. Much. Words.
"ya still like your Zoids?"
No Steven I'm 29... I like Gundam and WH40k now.
Boo ZOIDS is the best
"Yeah mate you said 600 you get 600" I've had this exact conversation with my butcher
601grams
Butcher: Is 601 fine?
Same.
Fuckin legend. Always has been, always will be. These days I'm pushing 30 and I don't mind the meat smell at the butchers anymore, I just stop in for a chat, he ain't getting in trouble he owns the place! Fuckin champ.
I work security so these days, even though he's not a client I stop by and give his doors a rattle, make sure it's all locked up at like 2am when I'm on shift. He deserves it.
@@rainmanslim4611 Both you and your butcher are legends.
Blood oath for number 9, our local butcher used to sneak us kids half a cabanossi when Mum's back was turned every time we went in. Deadset legend
Is that guy now on trial? Members of the clergy certainly haven’t escaped prosecution for similar acts.
@@rsoul7282 It took less than 12 hours to get the first rock spider joke - why would you want to be anything else but Australian? But to clarify I meant the pork deli meat, not the pork sword
tysonic777 I am reassured that you weren’t dealing with a sneaky butcher, of the type who takes his meat round the back. If I was to be honest though, the bloke you had back then sounds befitting of the legend tag, doing the righty by kids is always worthy of top marks. Though these days you would have to ask if the meat was allergy free, and potentially offer a plant based substitute.
Legends like this are the backbone of the Australian economy.
Roryhg14 adani is the backbone of the auzzie economy
@@emiliofernandez7117 Hahahahahahahahahaha... wait, you're serious?
We all know the true unsung Aussie legend is that one lad that made a bong out of a dead shark
You're the only person i've ever heard give him a positive word
Nah he’s an absolute legend
Fucken weapon mate
Statue worthy bloke
vietnamese french bread shops are the best thing in Australia...
Not a chance, they are generally pretty good, but I can think of plenty of examples of Vietnamese bakery that leave a lot to be desired. Points lost for wild inconsistency.
They're everywhere, and everyones got their preferred one. The one I buy me bread from the mother of the family loves me, always gives me an extra lamington when I buy one, but the husband/father hates me and pretends to not speak English so he doesn't serve me
@@zzwir3dzz671 Not one in my town . Should be mandatory .
@@swine13 That's the magic of C O L O N I A L I S M
@@swine13 Indochine Français came before communism...it's still a one party state
These videos are always far too specific and absurd.
1. Friendly Gingers that hover just outside the bone zone.
>.>
Legit, his second one... I'm from South Sydney; been going to the same local bakery for years and getting a chicken salad roll from the middle aged Asian lady. After years of eating the same thing she asked if I'd like the meatball roll instead, even better than the chicken roll. And I get it most days of the week. Ridiculously specific.
Hahah wat
I wish my hair was as ginger as it used to be
Former dart bummer here - Scotty kept me going during my pov uni days
Yea gotta respect the Scotty's of my uni too. I was pov as fuck and they made my uni days so much easier.
GOD BLESS YOU for the ZOIDS reference, I thought I was the only one!
There's dozens of us on /r/zoids on reddit.
Dude I know so many people who remember zoids, its the fucking shit!
The theme is one of the greatest animated show theme songs ever made.
ORGANIZED UNDER STRICT RULES AND REGULATIONS
@@JFND7 when i get drunk i occasionally still pop up the final liger zero vs beserk fury fight. . . Still gets me so fucking pumped. . . Used to have em all on vhs, fucking miss new century so much (didnt really give a shit about chaotic century)
I only watch these videos to find and compile him saying THE LIBERAL GOVERNMENT
doing God's work
@@KazesDemons hate to break it you but God don't exist mate
Let me know when it’s done
@@swine13 thank god
"that canes" I haven't heard that in ages
The Zoids reference was top
FriendlyJories videos help me get through the other 6 god-forsaken days
I always hate that aswell. But like political stuff too,
After living in Campbelltown, these heroes walk amongst us
The footy encyclopaedia legend exists, he was a regular at my bar. Retired guy, but he never paid for his beers cause he kept winning tons of cash off TAB. From memory he got perfect footy tipping 3 years straight from 2014-2017 up to the finals.
The comedic range on this guy. Amazing....
There's this small Korean restaurant I always order takeaway from. They always remember my order. One day I decided to order something different. The Korean man said "you're making a mistake. I know what you like to have." I replied "I'm trying something different, vegetarian this time." He went nuts "Vegetarian, who orders that? You are making big mistake. Ok it will be ready in 15min. I only do this for you one time." On their menu they do have vegetarian options.
I'm the ginger who's mates with everyone, it makes it awkward when i mates with up to 3 feuding circles at once and they're all asking me for info on each other
and yeah our local butcher is great, the shit from the fishers next door makes me actually sick but the butchers meats ranging from the chicken to that homemade salami sits very well indeed
Why don't you marry kochie then if you love him so much
Love your work man keep it up.
Because Kosh is an apex human, how would one approach him?
@@cranknlesdesires good point..... what a fool was I to consider walking up to him.... well we can all dream.
the rules of the universe are clear, only kochie can marry kochie
KOCHIE SHANKS 2020
Your Christian Vs Muslim dads video is one of my personal favourites. Those who think it your worst video are infidels!
I love the little riff at the end during the "John Howard Really Sucked" plug, also a classic and perfect Jordan Peterson Impression as always. Jim Jam, you're the real Aussie Legend
Proud to say im followin in Scotty's foot steps :> *takes draw before coughing as if his lungs are about to stop tomorrow*
I had a karate sensei who was as aussie as they come. From the country, a climate change denier, and had some of the worst political takes I've heard in my entire life. Absolute legend. He used to talk all the time about how getting married was the worse decision of his life, because it was just like having a mother to boss him around again.
*Grabs Bong* I feel attacked.
Not gonna lie, the last thing I was expecting to hear from one of your videos was a Zoids reference
The Sam Williams buggered foot gets me every time, his mum worked at my highschool
That is my butcher! good sausages, last time i had them they were only average ill give him a few more chances before disowning him
Yesterday went to my butcher, boom there i saw it... 3 huge crystal trophies standing on top of you guessed it.. the sausage cabinet. I've always liked his sausages so i congratulated him and he offered me half a kilo for free. Jordies is right, bloody aussie legends they are!
You forgot Asian milkbar guy who sells ciggies in singles to all the local kids!
those old ladies are also always the sweetest in some way?? like they always love you in a tough way and care about you it’s just amazing I love them more than I love myself
Honorable mention: any elderly couple who live in rural outback areas, they will always take you through this Mirkwood like path at 5:00am to show you were the kangaroos hang out.
This should now prompt an entire video on Who Dares Wins
The setting you described of the pub with the old bar fly made me laugh. You just described my bar mid afternoon on a Monday.
All these Legends make up the supreme fabric of our Aussie lifestyle. Great List
Legit tried to get Mike Whitney & the boys (his amazing cover band) to play at my wedding. Mike dogged us harder than the NBN.
I enjoyed you trying to come back for fucking up your panda breeding analogy lol.
From America, I've known #7 at least 5 times and I've loved them every single time.
you forgot the friendly slightly overweight elderly greek man who owns the local souvlaki shop or grocery store who is so efficient at his job that the store always looks understaffed. he definitely smokes darts out the back but you can never tell if he's being friendly or he's just stoned.
Sometimes I just let your videos play while I walk away from the laptop so you get that sweet af ad rev
I fucking love ya voiceovers mate comedy GOLD.
10 STARS OUT OF TEN STARS.
If FriendlyJordies doesn't drop a video this week, we know the AFP got him.
Total legends
The Asian woman owning the eatery one had me in stitches.
They're over here in NZ as well.
I'm 20 and zoids is actually my absolute favourite show with favourite zoid being either the beserk fury or the blade liger
Honorary mention: The dog from The World's Greatest Commercials with Andrew Daddo 🐶
My local butcher gives out free frankfurts and twiggies, fucken legend
As someone who works in customer service at a butcher I can say with full confidence that this video is actuate. Australian butchers are legends.
The VB guy sitting on cases of VBs is a legend.
You tube him...
Oh also servo cashier with banter
That bloody muffled sound at 8:06 lmao
Ooo love the Sydney weekender cover ft camera guy. I need a full video of it
You didn't get a like champ until I heard you - what I think was singing - the Sydney weekender song. Like earned.
I’ll like this video but I’m not taking my glasses off
This is by far my favourite vid of the new format fuck me dead this was to real
Bruh your impressions are spot on
Don't forget the honourable mention of the French Vietnamese family who owns a bakery at your local, where the mother loves you so much and always wants to have a chat and gives ya an extra biscuit and lamington with ya bread, and the father hates you and pretends to not speak a lick of English so he doesn't have to serve you
This is now one of my favourite videos because you mentioned fury friends. I don’t know why they tasted way better then just a block of dairy chocolate because it’s made of the exact same shit
Mate! I almost pissed myself laughing at your Jordan Peterson impression! Legend!
No one:
Absolutely No one:
Jordan: I used to be a model
No one:
Jordan: I used to be a gay porn actor
No one:
Absolutely No one:
TheLocalBoganSeth01Plays: I still think this meme format is funny and original
friendlyjordies Well I guess you killed him and now I’m here
For some reason I lost it at “hey champ, you still like your Zoids?” 😂
'You still like yer zoids?'
Yes jordies, yes I fucking do. Now If you'll excuse me this adult has a Liger Zero that requires his attention for the next 30 minutes
Legendary... Some of your best work Jordies
The Zoids reference made me a very happy boi
A ginger dude with dreadlocks puled up next to me in a carpark the other day. He was blasting loud dub music out of his hatchback and looked happy af.
I'm so proud to get a shout out as a dart lord.
I'll tell you why we do it.
Because we've been there mate. We've been there. Don't even worry about it.
Love walking into those small asian eateries and just going "yeah I'll get the usual" and they know what I'm talking about
Fuck yes. That butcher you used is awesome. He owns the butchers at the Kambah village. The guy is a legend.
Shoutout to my bro Deathstinger, scorpion Zoids are peak ownage
I have afternoon tea everyday and no one can stop me confusing 10 Sao’s in a row
Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view!"
Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam."
Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!"
Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..."
Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!"
Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky."
Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction."
Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment ?
is that a faulty towers bit lmao
@@bigbrothertw THIS SLAP ON FACE !
Darts the thing that can bring every aussie together
this whole thing was great
liked for the Sydney weekend rendition, you're legend no. 11 Jordo
Shout out to my actual butcher, who's pic was used in this video.
Used to go to this butcher when I was a kid and he’d always give us free Cheerios (not the fuckn cereal) and it was kind of uncomfortable because he had about three fingers left between both of his hands. Absolute legend.
Why is the gambler with the football training so accurate, that is my pop 100% of the time we watch football
Never met any these people but now I’m on a quest to befriend them all
I worked at a butcher on weekends for a year and a half, and I can confirm that all butchers are legends.
Have smashed lines in a spa at some joint in thredbo with the bondi butcher dressed up inexplicably as a pirate - can confirm all aussie butchers are fucking legends
I'm not actually distorted Dr. Phil, I'm a ginger, and I approve.
iv never seen more Australian accurate videos in my whole life
to be fair jordan, as a ginger i think we can safely assume that kochie is our brethren
Legendary video, love the jordan perterson impression
He knows ZOIDS. You have won my respect for eternity.
Dude fucking Love just everything about you😂 so relatable
My sister worked as a producer at Sunrise before she became a lawyer. She said Nat was the nicest . She was in TV around Tamworth in the mid 90’s
Hey I am a female stoner 🤩🤘
Stoner don't have genders we are just stoners
These segments should be called 'member those! lets all member things together!' using the audio at 3:13 of this video lol
>Assad using chemical weapons on his own people
Lmao, nice joke
As an expat I appreciate this. Brings me back home.
Apparently I’m Scotty the legend, durrie punchers look after durrie punchers, I’ve got you mate have one of mine
"That fucking canes". Christ, I'm in high-school again.
I pissed myself on the older brother gta part 😂😂😂
i finally am getting my redemption in the ginger category
As somewhat of an underground Oz legend myself, I approve of this video. Although, you didn't include truck drivers or decent police officers (yes, some do actually exist though they are now rarer than hen's teeth)
Without trucks Oz stops
Mate those afternoon tea mums always have a platter of cabana, cubed cheese and pickled onions and I fucken love them for it.
I know specific people aren’t allowed, but, at the maccas I work at, every single day, this big, jolly silent fella that always, ALWAYS, gets 4 $1 hamburgers. He is my spirit animal.
What is legendary is FJ’s JP impression
'Not just the shitty moro's'
Excuse me
Channel 7 is where the magic happens
It's State Of Origin day!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck Yeh!!!! Go the MIGHTY MAROONS!!!!