I get bored of a comics routine after a while, except this guy and it took me till I was 43. Even listening to his old stuff still makes me happy, great observation. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👍🏻👍🏻🏴
That bit about the slide tackle is so real, it happened to a mate of mine when we were playing footy, he tried to slide me and ended up going through the biggest runny shit you ever saw.
Grew up on an estate like that in the 70's absolutely teeming with dogs just freely wandering the streets. Mum was terrified of them because they would come tearing toward you barking their heads off and snarling. She only walked us to the school the very first day of infant school just to show me where it was, left me to make my own way there and back after that. On the plus side the kids at our school used to murder the other schools on sports days. You learn to run like Usain Bolt when you're 5 years old and have a vicious 80lb German Shepherd dog chasing you down the road regularly.😄
@@SvenTviking this happens when people leave the dog with their baby and haven't teched the baby about boundaries with dogs they poke and piss the dog off until the dog bites them no dog bites for no reason no animal attacks for no reason people do but not animals
I grew up on an estate and I can remember dogs roaming around all the time, often in packs. I remember seeing a woman open her front door to let the dog out. She just used to shout it a few hours later to come back, like you would your kid. It exercised itself rather than going for a walk!
Pmsl. It's so true. Our next door neighbour used to chuck their dog out in the morning, go to work, the dog would be on the doorstep waiting for them at 6pm.
Yeh same here and dogs out in the hot sun all day people would feed them whatever people were eating even picking up dog shit wasn't really a big deal not like all the dog rules there is now days!
I can remember my local estate in Eltham SE9......big wooden fenced off grass area with a Big sign “No ball games” by order of the town Clark.....Town Clark priceless.....
When I moved back to London in 1985, there was a pack of dogs outside one day running around the estate I lived in, one of whom was the dog my ex lost miles away. I’m guessing ‘Scrumper’ said to the other dogs follow me I’m gonna show those humans I’m having fun. Oh those bloody awful plastic showers, they were so rubbish, I changed to a jug!
Kind of the same - my Mum used the hose to wash my (really long) hair and after the conditioner she used to pull the hose off the hot tap and rinse my hair in freezing water. Because it was good for my scalp. I still do it!!
Back in the early 80s I remember my Grans dog used to scratch at the back door to get out, she'd open the door and off the dog went, hours later you heard a scratch at the back door and it was the dog coming home. 😂
How i can relate to the hot and cold cheap shower that you had to forcefully put on the taps ,Bloody brilliant 🤣imagine kids of today Micky 🤦♂️🤣Thanks mate for making laugh countless times 👍
First GF had a dog, and was surprised when I declined to kiss her after the dog licked all over her face with his bollock breath. When I explained it would be simpler to kiss the dog's rear-end and cut out the middle man (woman), she got angry. Oh happy days.
I grew up in the 90's dog sh#t everywhere when you went park, you couldn't escape it. Mum would scrub them over sink for hours to get rid of smell haha
🤣🤣🤣 always remember coming out of the co-op on our estate wid me nana and 2 of the local mongrels were stuck together facing in opposite directions 🙈🙈🙈 nana shouting don't look son it's rude 🤣🤣🤣
The barking dog got me 😐 I live at number 8 and number 10 have some type of pit bull terrier who barks all day long, an Alsatian in the next street joins in with him 🐕 it drives me insane
@Elle Morgan these are 2 male dogs, I wouldn't mind but the owners of the dog in number 10 are Portuguese (as are the Tennant's in the whole building) whereas the owners of the dog in the next street are English, I presume the Portuguese dog can bark in English too ?
@RubiiX I actually checked on line about how to complain about it and it says they don't get involved in dogs constantly barking, they say you have to confront the owner of the dog yourself and try and reason with them to sort the noise out, on a Saturday and Sunday when I'm not working the bloody mutt is at it non stop with its barking, and many a time you hear someone shouting "shut that fkn dog up" it drive people insane
I grew up in a village and the gangs of dogs were bigger than the kid's gangs. They all had their pecking order and any kid would be stupid to interfere, try getting your dog, out of their gang, was a right job. I'm a similar age, to Micky
I have several morons near me with barking dogs. Not sure what the appeal is. We had dogs growing up never had any issues with barking as we trained them, which is what seems to be lacking these days. Great material Mickey
It Is a question that has often passed my mind. Finally I know the answer. I used to thInk of was because we lived in Dunstable where there were chalk pits and big lumps of chalk in the soil, bit, now I think of it, I never did see my dog eating it 😀
Must be a change in the food content. Their shits have got stronger and more chemical toxins cos they ronk more like vomit now. Come to think of it, I think what humans eat isn't a whole lot better either. I can vouchsafe a shit after a McDonald's is just bordering on chemical warfare......
Back in the late 90s in suburban Brisbane I'd kick the footy with my mates on the street after school and we always had ours or neighbors dogs running about. Once we saw a tangled mess on a lawn and it turned out to be a terrier wrapped up by a huge Carpet Python. Wasn't one of our dogs so game on and we kept kicking the footy and left the python alone doing its thing metres away..
Growing up in Glasgow we wore wellies most of the time...not to school...but everywhere else. Now I think, not bad idea, really. It was always raining and there was dog shit everywhere. All you needed to clean up wellies was a puddle.
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"And you can f*ck off and all" with the kicking motion is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
I still shed tears of laughter.
I prefer these kind of comedians. The kind that tell stories as apose to jokes.
One of my favourite comedians, one of the greatest... hands down
Genius how Mickey stirs up childhood memories. Those rubber hoses and it was always coming off the cold.
😅 I just got a massive flashback when he said that. Brilliant 🤣
2:10
Remember me mum using one always got burnt.
Yes.I remember those. It was even worse when your hair was washed - head resting over the rim of the bath. Neck crick afterwards. Happy days!.
The reason why Micky is the funniest comedian about is because it’s so relatable and his jokes brings back memories of similar events I’ve had
Absolutely.. 😂
“You’d walk about with shit burnt into ya for a couple days.” 😆😆🤣🤣
It's come off the cold! Who remember those shower hoses?!
Yes remember those shower attachments! Lol
Yeah of course and they was considered posh and sophisticated after years of using a jug.
Sure do … 😂
My first uni digs at John Harrison House in whitechapel had one.
Still use one now. 2022
I get bored of a comics routine after a while, except this guy and it took me till I was 43. Even listening to his old stuff still makes me happy, great observation. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👍🏻👍🏻🏴
That bit about the slide tackle is so real, it happened to a mate of mine when we were playing footy, he tried to slide me and ended up going through the biggest runny shit you ever saw.
Absolutely love Micky! Sooooo funny 🤣
Love Micky’s humour, never fails to deliver 😂😂😂
Love this guy! One of the GOAT. 😂
The "Only" comedian that never stops creasing me up...🤣
the only one yet to make me smile
"Shawt passes...continentuul" 🤣
Grew up on an estate like that in the 70's absolutely teeming with dogs just freely wandering the streets.
Mum was terrified of them because they would come tearing toward you barking their heads off and snarling.
She only walked us to the school the very first day of infant school just to show me where it was, left me to make my own way there and back after that.
On the plus side the kids at our school used to murder the other schools on sports days.
You learn to run like Usain Bolt when you're 5 years old and have a vicious 80lb German Shepherd dog chasing you down the road regularly.😄
But people only got bit by a dog, not had their face ripped off by an Akita-pitbull cross or the baby eaten.
@@SvenTviking All dogs are capable of that
@@SvenTviking rbay only happens because now dogs are locked in doors and treated like humans.
@@corneliushfc4370 Yep, sends them a bit loopy.
@@SvenTviking this happens when people leave the dog with their baby and haven't teched the baby about boundaries with dogs they poke and piss the dog off until the dog bites them no dog bites for no reason no animal attacks for no reason people do but not animals
He is so good. Just simple humour about life.
I grew up on an estate and I can remember dogs roaming around all the time, often in packs. I remember seeing a woman open her front door to let the dog out. She just used to shout it a few hours later to come back, like you would your kid. It exercised itself rather than going for a walk!
Pmsl. It's so true. Our next door neighbour used to chuck their dog out in the morning, go to work, the dog would be on the doorstep waiting for them at 6pm.
Me too
Yeh same here and dogs out in the hot sun all day people would feed them whatever people were eating even picking up dog shit wasn't really a big deal not like all the dog rules there is now days!
@@TheAllomar wow 😱😱
That was called laddie😆
Classic Micky, never gets old. Must of watched his first and second stand up dvd like 100 times at uni.
I'd have thought being at Uni, you'd have learnt it is 'must have' not 'must of'.
Like 100 times? Like? What does that mean?
@@wateryteat5837 But why?
Must of? Like 100? It wasn't a First in English, was it?😅😅
See he is a comedian, to me he’s up there with the greats
For me personally he is yhe best
Doing a rolly polly down a shit covered grass hill was part of my childhood. The good old days.
Oh you want to have pals who try to put a shit down the back of the neck of your shirt.
Great story teller and bloody hilarious! 😂
We had a patch of grass near our house, everyone knew it as "dog shit Island" oh the good old days lol
Ha ha, brought back memories. We had a jitty between the roads it was called dog shit alley
We had a shit corner
In London in the 80s there ws dog shit everywhere, parks, streets, lamp posts
Our entire estate was nick named White City after the greyhound racing track there was that many stray dogs.
Dog shit green on our street
100% classic Mickey, proper comedy
Absolutely brilliant, he never gets boring . Gotta love the walk ❤😂
Barking mad our mickey 😂😂
I can identify with so much of what he says growing up in working class London...
Not just london, i assure you... good memories.
And in Derbyshire
@@lorrainewadsworth9019 and not just working class - dog shit affected everyone - it was everywhere
Very true on our estate in the sixties. We just let the dog out at night like a cat ffs
this had me crying and dribbling HAHAHAHA
Micky you are my favorite comic that I've seen I always pmsl when I see you on TV or live bloody brilliant keep up the amazing work
Childhood wisdom: Don't eat the yellow snow, and for f*ck's sake don't head the brown football.
Mickey being stone cold killer as usual , a big thank you from me to you to you to me
When we got Sh*t on the ball, we would then boot the ball at our friends.
I can remember my local estate in Eltham SE9......big wooden fenced off grass area with a Big sign “No ball games” by order of the town Clark.....Town Clark priceless.....
Middle Park or The Progress?
Would the Town Clerk wield more power?🤣🤣🤣
When I moved back to London in 1985, there was a pack of dogs outside one day running around the estate I lived in, one of whom was the dog my ex lost miles away. I’m guessing ‘Scrumper’ said to the other dogs follow me I’m gonna show those humans I’m having fun. Oh those bloody awful plastic showers, they were so rubbish, I changed to a jug!
Amazing. I was only thinking about this exact same thing, this morning. RUclips is psychic lol.
Shut that door for ya Silvey.
Fuck that, I'm off down the pub for a week haha
That is my favourite line ,going down the pub for a Week! Quality .
It's come off the cold lol iv got ptsd from that 😂😂😂
Haha
Same
Kind of the same - my Mum used the hose to wash my (really long) hair and after the conditioner she used to pull the hose off the hot tap and rinse my hair in freezing water. Because it was good for my scalp. I still do it!!
One of the best comics on circuit. 👍👍🥇xx
BRILLIANT
Best comedien out there!
Funniest guy around today 😂
Back in the early 80s I remember my Grans dog used to scratch at the back door to get out, she'd open the door and off the dog went, hours later you heard a scratch at the back door and it was the dog coming home.
😂
Enjoyed your video so gave it a Thumbs Up
Yay more Mickey,can never get too much Mickey
Brilliant and very true. Funny and what it is what it is .
Oh my holy donkey.. the dog being in charge is so on the money lmao in tears
“Oh it’s come off the cold” that was luxury. When your zinc bath was lifted off the wall and filled from an ascot heater you needed cold pronto 😃😃
Omg sounds terrifying, tho I'm still not 100% on what you're saying 😅
Brilliant 🤓👍
Love this man 😂
Fresh and crisp mate....
How i can relate to the hot and cold cheap shower that you had to forcefully put on the taps ,Bloody brilliant 🤣imagine kids of today Micky 🤦♂️🤣Thanks mate for making laugh countless times 👍
First GF had a dog, and was surprised when I declined to kiss her after the dog licked all over her face with his bollock breath. When I explained it would be simpler to kiss the dog's rear-end and cut out the middle man (woman), she got angry. Oh happy days.
Nice One. PMSL
What they like?
@@slowmo9642 You don't know what you're missin. You'll have to find out for yourself.
Haha!
Bollock breath 😂😂😂
this guys AWESOME and some more
2:21 😂😂😂😂😂
Genius! The funniest man.... Ever!!
Billy Connolly and Spike Milligan take some toppling
Oh yeh Spike Milligan was hilarious and Billy connolly is one of the funniest too....👍
Billy connelly best ever
You make amazing videos keep it up!!❤️❤️.
This is how it was!
Now I've got to go to bed after crying with laughter, bet I wake my wife up laughing again
I grew up in the 90's dog sh#t everywhere when you went park, you couldn't escape it. Mum would scrub them over sink for hours to get rid of smell haha
Dude I grew up in the 70s and there was dog shit everywhere lol
@@fillipo1972 Dog shit was white in the 70's, you don't see rare shit like that anymore.
That kick 😂😂
"Get off the grass" oh the dogs can have clear out though 😅😅😅😅
Its given me a hernia..ffs! 😂😂😂
Hilarious shit🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so true
Oh great been looking for a clip that I've not watched to death lol, I'm on viewing one ok
Cheers mate 👍😎
So good mate!
There is nothing not to like about Micky... he's good looking and probably the funniest guy alive...
Truth!
Eye Eye !!! fallen fer a bid of iz cocknee charm av yer babe ? Get yer old man t' buy a chinese robe wiv a dragon on it gal !
Nowhere near as funny as Ricky Gervais
Good looking is pushing it
@@chinafunnycrazyvideos4078 n o shit'e sherlock
🤣🤣🤣 always remember coming out of the co-op on our estate wid me nana and 2 of the local mongrels were stuck together facing in opposite directions 🙈🙈🙈 nana shouting don't look son it's rude 🤣🤣🤣
the screaming when that happened!!!!!
gifted man! a well honed craft!
He’s the Biz
Love him
Booting the dog outside the bookies fucking hilarious.
Who can remember when dog shit went white 🤣🤣.
Don’t see that anymore 🤣🤣🤣
bath????? sat on sink drainer while she scrubbed us down hahaha x
Just a top man, best ever !👌👌👌😁🙏
Very funny man
Ooh it's come off the cold again haha
Quality. 👍🏾
Out out here .. .. ..Castleford .. .. .."Come away from that windah, we'll never sell the aase, come away"
The barking dog got me 😐 I live at number 8 and number 10 have some type of pit bull terrier who barks all day long, an Alsatian in the next street joins in with him 🐕 it drives me insane
@Elle Morgan these are 2 male dogs, I wouldn't mind but the owners of the dog in number 10 are Portuguese (as are the Tennant's in the whole building) whereas the owners of the dog in the next street are English, I presume the Portuguese dog can bark in English too ?
@@johndobb4723 😂😂😂 brilliant
Had a huskie next door to me howling allday getting pissed off thinking about it now
@RubiiX I actually checked on line about how to complain about it and it says they don't get involved in dogs constantly barking, they say you have to confront the owner of the dog yourself and try and reason with them to sort the noise out, on a Saturday and Sunday when I'm not working the bloody mutt is at it non stop with its barking, and many a time you hear someone shouting "shut that fkn dog up" it drive people insane
@RubiiX that should have said I checked on my local councils website
The neighbours letting the dog bark all day is true. I've had a few.
I grew up in a village and the gangs of dogs were bigger than the kid's gangs. They all had their pecking order and any kid would be stupid to interfere, try getting your dog, out of their gang, was a right job. I'm a similar age, to Micky
It's like that is it?
So, who's in charge now.
🤣🤣🤣
There was a certain man in the 70s who would just boot a dog 🤣🤣🤣 he thought it was his right ....
I'd never hurt a dog but that killed me
Totally true tho!
I have several morons near me with barking dogs. Not sure what the appeal is. We had dogs growing up never had any issues with barking as we trained them, which is what seems to be lacking these days. Great material Mickey
Hilarious as usual - What is that phrase he says at 1:04? Sounds like "I'll make ya right"?
“Mate, you’re right” is what he said. I don’t live far from him. I can translate haha
Brilliant
The good old days
I can barely cope with myself...
Hello from London🤚🏻.
Sooooo funny. Love it.
Classic
Whatever happened to those chalk based dog turds that were everywhere?
Pedigree Chum....
It was from eating bones..nothing to do with Chum....
It Is a question that has often passed my mind. Finally I know the answer. I used to thInk of was because we lived in Dunstable where there were chalk pits and big lumps of chalk in the soil, bit, now I think of it, I never did see my dog eating it 😀
Must be a change in the food content.
Their shits have got stronger and more chemical toxins cos they ronk more like vomit now.
Come to think of it, I think what humans eat isn't a whole lot better either.
I can vouchsafe a shit after a McDonald's is just bordering on chemical warfare......
Spot on !! Always the biggest idiots have dogs ! And of course they never bark
we used to have a field on our estate , we named it Dog Shit Stadium
Hahaha 😂😂😂😂
Back in the late 90s in suburban Brisbane I'd kick the footy with my mates on the street after school and we always had ours or neighbors dogs running about. Once we saw a tangled mess on a lawn and it turned out to be a terrier wrapped up by a huge Carpet Python. Wasn't one of our dogs so game on and we kept kicking the footy and left the python alone doing its thing metres away..
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Growing up in Glasgow we wore wellies most of the time...not to school...but everywhere else. Now I think, not bad idea, really. It was always raining and there was dog shit everywhere. All you needed to clean up wellies was a puddle.
Spare a fort for me, I live in Barking.