More jokes coming Me: daddy would be disappointed, I don't like mushrooms much Him: I made an apple pie Me: *chains myself to the house* --------- Mallow: I want to find friends in the forest but I'm dummy thick and the clapping of my cheeks keeps alarming the humans. ------------- Mallow: everything you see around here, I made. I carved the inside, I made or found everything you see. Me: hand me the adoption papers please I'll fill the myself. ----------- Mallow: won't you tell me about your day? Me: *breaks into tears* I got kidnapped 3 times this week ------------- Mallow: yes we deal with dark elf's all the time. But when I see poor little human I just want to wrap you up and protect you forever. Me: are you a dog. You remind me of my dog.
Mellow: "you better wash up before supper" Me: "what are you, my dad?" Mellow: "mhm" :) Me: o-O "oh, right" Also, gotta say, the way you call me little one got my soul leaving my body in the best way
That's why he's a daddy Dom he's not technically a father he likes to take care of others because it gives him a certain satisfaction that can be compared to all most romantic and or sexual more than anything it's romanticized in an act of being controlling and possessive while believing that he's not being those negative things and honestly I think he's a yandere in disguise
My heart: aw, he’s so cute a love him My dark dark brain: too nice. I feel like he’s gonna murder me in my sleep and bake me into a pie. My heart: WTH brain! I’m sorry.
As someone who has a hard time taking care of myself, this almost made me cry. I aspire to be such a tender and warm person like Mallow. I wish he would take care of me and tell me that I'm doing my best...
Mellow : You're such a good little one Me, feels like a really happy puppy : Yes I am! I am a good little one! I swear Mellow makes me feel all warm and fuzzy, he's just adorable a a a a
The personality, the blush, the hair, the smile, the voice, the manners, the THICCness, the adorableness... *HYPERVENTILATING INTENSIFIES* *faints to overwhelming cuteness*
Let me get this straight; this guy cooks/bakes, loves puzzles, built his entire house himself, offers back massages and tea, and adores taking care of people? *Where do I sign?*
“Hey hungry I’m *Daddy~*” oh you did not I absolutely refuse Also, i imagine the work put into this glorious elf week was, *a lot~*. It definitely paid off, both you and Moe have done absolutely incredible. What an amazing project, just wow honestly omg
“What are you doing in the mushroom forest?” Oh I’m uh *coughs* burying another body- Where else do you think all these mushrooms get all the nitrates to grow from? :D
Daddy...Dom...you say? *takes off glasses and raises eyebrow* Welp, I’m in! Maybe at the end of this I’ll feel different about mushrooms. Tricksy things, those.
In the middle of the audio I'm just so paranoid from the last few elf's encounters that I suspect he wants to feed me and eat me once I gain weight. *Hansel and Gretel flashbacks* All jokes aside, take care of me please I have issues. Why do you think I pick poisonous shrooms. Very good audio love it.
Oh he’s lovely~ Mallow is my second favorite of the elves thus far. (Solae is my number one.) I can’t get enough of these sweet elf boys! ‘Tis a shame that I’m allergic to mushrooms though.. ;-;
Omg Moe, thank you for putting so much hard work and time into these wonderful elf men. We never knew how much we needed them until new. And thank you Dark for giving them life ❤❤
God I needed this, I've had such a rough day, well month and a half if I'm being honest. I love him so much, he's so sweet, and caring, on top of thathe knows how to cook! I've seen all the elf videos you've posted this week, they're all great I've been trying to comment on all of them, but life gets in the way. I think you're doing a fantastic job with each one, your world building is amazing. I can't wait to see more.
Holy shit I am not used to being cared for. This is such an awkward but surprisingly enjoyable thing. I had no idea I'd enjoy it this much, but mushroom daddy did it. You just earned a new subscriber, good sir.
I feel as if Mellow just kidnapped us so gently we didn't even notice and are now starting a DD/lg,b,kid relationship. 🤣 I love it though such a big sweetie
If this big hunk of an elf thinks he can keep me at his house by bribing me with delicious food, pampering, and giving me all the loving in world....HE WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY 100% CORRECT!!!! I don't care if he's my father figure or my future hubby, someone give him to me please.
I haven't the Heart to tell him I actualy really hate mushrooms and was only out picking them for my mother cuz she loves them. He seemed so happy talking about them that I couldn't tell him.
All this time I've been looking for Daddys online when they've been in mushroom caves this whole time. I've been doing it all wrong! Please do more Melo audios, they are my absolute favorite
I ADORE these! PLEASE please please make more of this character!! I feel so safe and comfortable listening to your voice in these. They’re some of my favourite asmr everrrrrr
Is it bad that I started crying, especially when he said I’m not a burden and he loves me??? I desperately want a man (or woman) that takes care of me like this 😭😭😭💞💓💗💖💘💝
story time : my science teacher was really good with mushrooms and often went mushroom picking and them made soups out of them on day her made his wife a soup out of a poisonous mushroom after she ate it she felt so sick and they had too go too the hospital she ended up getting her stomach flush but after that she was fine moral of the the story know matter how confident in you're abilities to spot edible mushroom be extra careful
He made me stay once he said bacon and I'm trying to figure out how anyone can put a thumbs down on any of these videos, they're either calming and sweet or other words and either way *fangirling* and btw awesome videos and great hard work(I'm sorry if this didn't even make sense)
It's been three years and this is still the only audio that calms me down immediately. Thank you so much for all the help you do and just know that everyone of your listeners, including me, appreciate the hard work you do behind the scenes, not just with audio but the art and script, and general creativity and time spent on these videos. Much love 💞💐💖💕
*•Thick*
•Kind
•Tall
•Sweet
•Likes Jokes
•Smart (about mushrooms)
•Buff
•Wants to care for me
*•Pie*
He's ticking all my box's
XD
Thicc*
Bara tiddes *^*
He's perfect
@@Mad_Rabbit69 ( ☆p☆)
*grabs tape measure*
*measures chest*
“That’s quite big... Impressive”
OliJoli 15 You good?
OliJoli 15 Ahh.. ok.
OliJoli 15 Uh.. ok.
Now we measure *a little lower*
Vanilla - Joy 👀
Listener: "HEY DADDY" *from across the Forrest*
Daddy and Father: "Yes?"
Listener: ಠ⌣ಠ "wTF"
WTF lol hehe
I mean yeah
;)
⊂_ヽ
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Nah I ain't got no dad he packed up and left
More jokes coming
Me: daddy would be disappointed, I don't like mushrooms much
Him: I made an apple pie
Me: *chains myself to the house*
---------
Mallow: I want to find friends in the forest but I'm dummy thick and the clapping of my cheeks keeps alarming the humans.
-------------
Mallow: everything you see around here, I made. I carved the inside, I made or found everything you see.
Me: hand me the adoption papers please I'll fill the myself.
-----------
Mallow: won't you tell me about your day?
Me: *breaks into tears* I got kidnapped 3 times this week
-------------
Mallow: yes we deal with dark elf's all the time. But when I see poor little human I just want to wrap you up and protect you forever.
Me: are you a dog. You remind me of my dog.
Thank you for this, truely
I'm glad to put my humor degree into use
Dummy *thiccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc*
His ass be DUMMY THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!
@@eijirokirishima5455 it's sad tht I kinda expected you to be here
Him: "Don't you wanna grow big and strong like me?"
Me: *having accepted my average hight* "Nah fam, I'm good."
OMG literally same
I’m tall, sucker
@@aichen4415 I have a bonesaw!!!
Ai Chen can you get me that jar off the top shelf?
Nicolas Buyens please don’t
You had me at *DADDY*
And sold me on *DOM* XD
I guess I'll add diffrent "types of mushrooms" to the list of odd things I've learned from this channel
Mellow: "you better wash up before supper"
Me: "what are you, my dad?"
Mellow: "mhm" :)
Me: o-O "oh, right"
Also, gotta say, the way you call me little one got my soul leaving my body in the best way
Ok raise your hand if you did a double take at the title
And then clicked anyway
I'm here aren't I?
✋
⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
( °_°)/
🙋
He looks so innocent to be a daddy
Mina Ashido he is a bab-Daddy
That's why he's a daddy Dom he's not technically a father he likes to take care of others because it gives him a certain satisfaction that can be compared to all most romantic and or sexual more than anything it's romanticized in an act of being controlling and possessive while believing that he's not being those negative things and honestly I think he's a yandere in disguise
Soft daddy dom
They say the innocent ones are the most naughty 😉
@OliJoli 15 never said it would or wouldn't
Him: “My name is mellow, I’m a mushroom elf”
Me: “You mean like the restaurant ? Mellow Mushroom?!”
Ayeee my mom used to work there
I’ve never been there but now I really wanna
My heart: aw, he’s so cute a love him
My dark dark brain: too nice. I feel like he’s gonna murder me in my sleep and bake me into a pie.
My heart: WTH brain!
I’m sorry.
This is a normal reaction after so many vampire, kidnapping, and/or yandere asmrs. I know it is for me. 😊
Same
So you fear he is the grandma villain from Teen Titans?
Standered.
He's...v-very..c-c-cute...I think i'm in love??? He's big and has a heart of Gold -- he's my IDEAL MAN!
As someone who has a hard time taking care of myself, this almost made me cry. I aspire to be such a tender and warm person like Mallow. I wish he would take care of me and tell me that I'm doing my best...
Also pie, there's also pie
@@Quartz_111 The pie is good, but nothing is as Good as him. :')
The buttons of his overalls look like mushrooms too.
Edit: I feel like he's bribing me with food.
That's because he's a sociopath trying to lure you into a false sense of security and maybe a yandere wanting to keep you trapped
Heather RaeStrickland I wouldn’t mind if he was either.
(╮°-°)╮┳━┳
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ MY DAY
He is and I see no problem with that
@@jessicadegen8433 Neither do I
I'm sorry, WHAT? A mushroom daddy you say...
But aren't they all?
OOOHHH NNNNOOOO
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How does his voice fit with everything?!
CAUSE HE'S DARK AND TWISTED AUDIO THAT'S HOW! AND THATS ALL WE NEED TO KNOW!
*m a g i c*
Because he has the power of dark and twisted magic 😎.
And that makes him Hella cool ❄☃️
I don't know but I love it! 😆 .
Aaawwwww! I didn't realize I needed to be taken care of like this but we all need some Mallow in our lives😊
Hey would you ever do a height chart of your characters?
I'm you.... but better
@@cellsongg
The sequel we didn't know we needed
I would love that!
I think that's a wonderful idea!
@@cellsongg an I oop
**reads title**
**rubs eyes**
*DADDY WHAT*
Edit: I finished watching the video and I'm planning the wedding as we speak
Me: * sees this video and reads the title *
My mind: oh no...
My heart: *OH Y E S*
I fell in love with him,no joke;he's my type. Why can't he be real? ;-;
I know your pain
Mellow : You're such a good little one
Me, feels like a really happy puppy : Yes I am! I am a good little one!
I swear Mellow makes me feel all warm and fuzzy, he's just adorable a a a a
The personality, the blush, the hair, the smile, the voice, the manners, the THICCness, the adorableness...
*HYPERVENTILATING INTENSIFIES*
*faints to overwhelming cuteness*
Oh my god the tension here KILLS ME. It's like oh my god... just... just kiss me please i'm gonna die
Let me get this straight; this guy cooks/bakes, loves puzzles, built his entire house himself, offers back massages and tea, and adores taking care of people?
*Where do I sign?*
*rapid footsteps*
*kicks down door*
HOLD UP
*grabs bible*
ready ლ(╹◡╹ლ)
OMG XD
. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE.
┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE.
┻━┻ ︵ \(`0`)// ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES
ಠ_ಠ Boi...
ಠ_ಠ Put.
ಠ__ಠ The tables.
ಠ___ಠ Back.
(╮°-°)╮┳━┳
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER
(•_•)
That Bible won’t protect you
I love this
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it all by myself. HELP Me Lord !!!🍄🍄🍄🍄😍🤩😘
The "Tiltle":
Me : oh hell no
Audio:
Me: aw, he such a gentle giant
Another the "Tiltle" meme
(Honestly he very gentle)
Him: "What are you doing in the Mushroom Forrest?"
Me: "Well that depends, what kind of Mushroom Forrest is this?"
I saw daddy and screamed
“Hey hungry I’m *Daddy~*”
oh you did not
I absolutely refuse
Also, i imagine the work put into this glorious elf week was, *a lot~*. It definitely paid off, both you and Moe have done absolutely incredible. What an amazing project, just wow honestly omg
"You're all skin and bones!"
Me, who is thicc af: "Sir are you blind"
Saaame. XD I'm smol but squishy.
@@moonstruck8245 im tall and squishy
@@I-likethemoon1876 You can reach the shelves for us tiny folks
@@moonstruck8245 ok
"Don't you wanna be as big and strong as me?"
I mean....
Him: My names Mellow.
1/2 of my brain: Like as in Mellow Mushroom the pizza place XD.
The other half of my brain: * internal fangirl screeching*
Y’mean the high off his ass mushroom pizza place xD
Oh I actually have a shirt from the Mellow mushroom. I think its kinda cool they have vegan pizza
Can we talk about how the videos went from
" *Imma break your spine you heackn pebble* " to
"Wanna pick mushrooms?"
*loudly shouts*
🍄YOUR ALL BOTTOMS🍄
*screeching*
HELL YEAH WE ARE
may amber Shit, you right
Yes. Correct. True.
Hell yeah we are
Switch
omg more of the daddy dom please
Me: nobody can meet my standards
Him: **exists**
Me: *oh no, you're meeting all of my standards*
“What are you doing in the mushroom forest?”
Oh I’m uh *coughs* burying another body-
Where else do you think all these mushrooms get all the nitrates to grow from? :D
Cause when you haven't eaten all day and then daddy elf starts describing food
I legitimately made some mushroom stew after I first heard this. Delicious.
I'm only 13 seconds in and I *know* this is gonna go somewhere, and hopefully not to where I think it'll go
Carnivorous- Creature where did you think it was gonna go?
@@ImJustTre do you not know the reputation of the word daddy
I'm 13 years old too
"Look at you, your all skin and bones"
Me: **stretches out leg** does dis not look thiccc to you?
😂 TRUE THAT , TRUE DAT
He so cute I just want to give a giant hugs so badly
I really really hope you do a part two of this.
Same~☆
Katie Smith Me too
Katie Smith me too! This was my fav!!!!! Soooo soothing ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖💗💓💞💕💘
Yeah most definitely same! 💖 .
seduction through food, my number one weakness
Him: I just wanna wrap you up and keep you safe forever
Me: I'm not gonna stop you
I'm pretty much speechless lmao, when u said Daddy Dom, you really meant Daddy! Had me blushing like a fool, I love it!
He sounds to pure, I ugh 🥺😩
I love this elf so much!!! I wanna give him a hug ☺️😭❤️🍄
Me too 😭
Mallow:"Hi hungry im Mallow."
Me:"That is the cutest most wholesome thing I've ever heard-"
This demands a part 2! XD This was adorable.
* casually pays for dad jokes *
Its in the description
Daddy...Dom...you say? *takes off glasses and raises eyebrow* Welp, I’m in! Maybe at the end of this I’ll feel different about mushrooms. Tricksy things, those.
"Your all skin and bones"
Me: "laughs in obesity"
In the middle of the audio I'm just so paranoid from the last few elf's encounters that I suspect he wants to feed me and eat me once I gain weight.
*Hansel and Gretel flashbacks*
All jokes aside, take care of me please I have issues. Why do you think I pick poisonous shrooms.
Very good audio love it.
Oh he’s lovely~ Mallow is my second favorite of the elves thus far. (Solae is my number one.) I can’t get enough of these sweet elf boys! ‘Tis a shame that I’m allergic to mushrooms though.. ;-;
This reminded me to eat! Thank you!
And I love this and forced me into little space.
Shü Magìç Same here
Omg Moe, thank you for putting so much hard work and time into these wonderful elf men. We never knew how much we needed them until new. And thank you Dark for giving them life ❤❤
I thought the whole "daddy" thing was just... Ya know.... Then he made that joke ι(´Д`υ) 😂😂
Apparently not 😂😂😂
Love love love this roleplay and would love it even more if u did a part 2 please or something more like this style
God I needed this, I've had such a rough day, well month and a half if I'm being honest. I love him so much, he's so sweet, and caring, on top of thathe knows how to cook! I've seen all the elf videos you've posted this week, they're all great I've been trying to comment on all of them, but life gets in the way. I think you're doing a fantastic job with each one, your world building is amazing. I can't wait to see more.
My reaction to the notification was, and I quote:
" *Humming* -oH MY GOD*
Just found this channel and i am in LOVE with your content
Keep up the awesome work man 🖒
Holy shit I am not used to being cared for. This is such an awkward but surprisingly enjoyable thing. I had no idea I'd enjoy it this much, but mushroom daddy did it. You just earned a new subscriber, good sir.
He used them dad joke-instant respect man
I...is that animal crossing furniture in the background of the second picture??
My friend it’s is-
Omg, it is! I had a bit of a time getting the entire mushroom furniture collection.
_ ErrorCreativity _
TOM NOOK SET YA UP DIDNT HE MALLOW
Ah, I see you're all people of culture as well.
Yesssssss i just seeing if I was the only one who saw that i found my people
he's so cute and he tells dad puns! I just wanna hug him
did dad finally come home from getting the milk?????? i must be dreaming!
-Michael_Flyin_Solo _ not the same kind of daddy lmfao...
@@berl2343 oof what?
Yukata Girls (YGS) nothing lol
@@berl2343 he keeps calling you "little one" so i assumed he's talking to a child and now I feel uncomfortable lmao
Yukata Girls (YGS) I mean it’s a Daddy dom so we smaller than him and the first video to this one said DILF so like
I feel as if Mellow just kidnapped us so gently we didn't even notice and are now starting a DD/lg,b,kid relationship. 🤣 I love it though such a big sweetie
You had me at *D A D D Y*
Me too
The scene transitioning at 6:12 was great, wasn't excepting it
I see those two mushroom items from Animal Crossing in the background. I like.
I thought I was imagining it and I was so happy when I saw it ùwú
If this big hunk of an elf thinks he can keep me at his house by bribing me with delicious food, pampering, and giving me all the loving in world....HE WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY 100% CORRECT!!!! I don't care if he's my father figure or my future hubby, someone give him to me please.
*Mushroom dance*
*Mushroom dance*
*wHaT eVeR cOuLD iT mEaN??*
*IT MEANS YOU'VE LIVED A LIFE OF S I N.*
I haven't the Heart to tell him I actualy really hate mushrooms and was only out picking them for my mother cuz she loves them.
He seemed so happy talking about them that I couldn't tell him.
I wish I lived in this elvish world ! 🌎 🤗 I would just hang out with Mellow all day 💕💕🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄
But what if the blood elf is around?
He’s basically just everyone’s dream boyfriend
I've listened to this video so many times, it's probably unhealthy.
But I'm going to watch it more anyway cuz I love this mushroom daddy!
Same 😍😳👉🏾👈🏾
Ok but hear me out, we show up a tiny bit sick with the intention of asking for some soup and just get dad-ed for 30 minutes
All this time I've been looking for Daddys online when they've been in mushroom caves this whole time. I've been doing it all wrong!
Please do more Melo audios, they are my absolute favorite
I ADORE these! PLEASE please please make more of this character!! I feel so safe and comfortable listening to your voice in these. They’re some of my favourite asmr everrrrrr
I'm sick and this made my day and I have a soar throat
I'm sick too. Looks like cold season is getting everyone
Yup me too. It's the season I guess.
Nice to see another one
Blanca Pineda Ah, I'm not the only sick kid
We must fite the cold but we're weak picuese we're sick 😢😭
This. This is happiness. 💖 You did an amazing job with Melo and this whole week has been so great! I can't wait for the next project! 💖💖💖
He’s to nice he’s definitely hiding something lol hey I’m not judging I love this now I can’t choose between him or the sun elf ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Is it bad that I started crying, especially when he said I’m not a burden and he loves me??? I desperately want a man (or woman) that takes care of me like this 😭😭😭💞💓💗💖💘💝
I think about this on a daily basis, this is probably my favorite gentle dom asmr ever :(
He lookin' thicker than a bowl of oatmeal-
(=´∇`=)
Him:you must have had a hard trip
Me: *crying* I ran into a tree and it hurt real bad
Don't be sad..... I lost a fight with gravity and tripped over air
*oh my gosh i love him*
*but then again, i love all of twisted's bois*
Him: look at you you're all skin and bones~
Me: - look my chubby tummy -..... If you say so~
this is literally my fav video of yours! hopefully we can see more of this character!
100% didn't know I needed this today but here we are. Keep up the awesome work!!
Great now I'm sad because he isn't real and I can't go meet him
Thank you for making this
When will we meet him again. I already watched all three videos still I don't get enough of him.
“No, you need to eat something you’re all skin and bones”
Me, a THICC individual: “Hon, are you blind?-
Its kinda embarrassing how much I've come back to this audio 👉👈😳
Same 😳🤭
story time :
my science teacher was really good with mushrooms and often went mushroom picking and them made soups out of them on day her made his wife a soup out of a poisonous mushroom after she ate it she felt so sick and they had too go too the hospital she ended up getting her stomach flush but after that she was fine
moral of the the story know matter how confident in you're abilities to spot edible mushroom be extra careful
He made me stay once he said bacon and I'm trying to figure out how anyone can put a thumbs down on any of these videos, they're either calming and sweet or other words and either way *fangirling* and btw awesome videos and great hard work(I'm sorry if this didn't even make sense)
Can we get more of these big babies, please??? I believe they would do so lovely with the listener together!
I’m torn... I thought Soleil had my heart but this... this man is a challenger
It's been three years and this is still the only audio that calms me down immediately. Thank you so much for all the help you do and just know that everyone of your listeners, including me, appreciate the hard work you do behind the scenes, not just with audio but the art and script, and general creativity and time spent on these videos. Much love 💞💐💖💕