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  • Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
  • Serleena (Lara Flynn Boyle) visits the headquarters and attacks the men in black… | Buy or rent Men in Black II here: amzo.in/movie/...
    Kay and Jay reunite to provide our best, last and only line of defense against a sinister seductress who levels the toughest challenge yet to the MIB's untarnished mission statement - protecting Earth from the scum of the universe. It's been four years since the alien-seeking agents averted an intergalactic disaster of epic proportions. Now it's a race against the clock as Jay must convince Kay - who not only has absolutely no memory of his time spent with the MIB, but is also the only living person left with the expertise to save the galaxy - to reunite with the MIB before the earth submits to ultimate destruction.
    © Sony Pictures

Комментарии • 242

  • @HAMF9666
    @HAMF9666 5 месяцев назад +997

    Michael Jackson and Johnny Knoxville are awesome in this movie

    • @ricardoplayerone9470
      @ricardoplayerone9470 5 месяцев назад +32

      Michael Jackson is an alien in black dynamite

    • @lescorlett4133
      @lescorlett4133 5 месяцев назад +11

      Looking at her I thought Jacko had transitioned

    • @breathstealer5486
      @breathstealer5486 5 месяцев назад +6

      Cmon I can be agent hiii hiiii

    • @matejmotuz108
      @matejmotuz108 4 месяца назад

      ​@@lescorlett4133you mean got rid of his reproductive organ ? beacuse that's all it is

    • @123RADIOactive
      @123RADIOactive 3 месяца назад +1

      @@breathstealer5486more like Agent Hee Hee 😅

  • @aaronalkor
    @aaronalkor 5 месяцев назад +1257

    “Does that come standard?”
    “Actually, it came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.”
    “Yep…”

    • @anandukb6279
      @anandukb6279 5 месяцев назад +21

      😂😂😂

    • @JamesJohnson-md6oh
      @JamesJohnson-md6oh 5 месяцев назад

      I once pulled over a black guy for being too white

    • @dankal444
      @dankal444 4 месяца назад +3

      Yep = Understandable, let's proceed

    • @stickygrenade
      @stickygrenade 3 месяца назад +3

      Just some casual racism

  • @shawnbass-ig2bv
    @shawnbass-ig2bv 4 месяца назад +461

    Fun fact: Lara Flynn Boyle who plays serleena was dating David Spade at the time but ended up dumping him when Jack Nicholson asked her out right in front of David, David spade thought it was a joke but later found out they were in fact together when lara and jack were involved in a car wreck(they were both in the same car)

  • @M4NICD4SH
    @M4NICD4SH 5 месяцев назад +499

    "Is that standard?"
    "Actually it came with a black dude but he kept getting pulled over." LMAO

    • @midnytevega2777
      @midnytevega2777 5 месяцев назад +11

      Yep

    • @VengefulBatz
      @VengefulBatz 5 месяцев назад +8

      I was the only one in the theater that laughed and IDGAF..

  • @juujidotexe
    @juujidotexe 5 месяцев назад +325

    That MJ cameo was epic, I miss his music 😢

    • @johnaylward4407
      @johnaylward4407 4 месяца назад

      No shit

    • @RealYoutube33
      @RealYoutube33 4 месяца назад

      Don’t miss the pedo

    • @APR4JC
      @APR4JC 4 месяца назад

      he is in hell right now, dancing to his own music whilst demons are torturing him. if you play his music, he will suffer more and you will join him when you die. please man dont listen to earthly music. listen to worship music, Jesus is the way. yes i am that guy.

    • @TheNemesis442
      @TheNemesis442 2 месяца назад

      not as much as his "theme park".....sicko

    • @different_stuff
      @different_stuff 9 дней назад

      @@TheNemesis442 why do you believe anything media inflates?

  • @gregorymurphy3234
    @gregorymurphy3234 5 месяцев назад +347

    3:45 The reason we all came here

    • @icejiub7625
      @icejiub7625 5 месяцев назад +21

      thank you

    • @chasesmith5216
      @chasesmith5216 5 месяцев назад +25

      That's still the funniest part I ever seen the way they saw her unzip her jacket then faint was like a " ok now I can go to heaven and die" lol

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 5 месяцев назад +3

      How did you know

    • @johnsantos507
      @johnsantos507 4 месяца назад

      Ugh!🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @avatarblackwolf3594
      @avatarblackwolf3594 Месяц назад

      She's got no titties.

  • @maverickgaming643
    @maverickgaming643 5 месяцев назад +155

    "Last suit you'll ever wear... again"
    Legit had me rolling lmfaooo

  • @IgoTpaynus69
    @IgoTpaynus69 5 месяцев назад +169

    I wish the world still had Agent M...😢

    • @davidsauer9769
      @davidsauer9769 5 месяцев назад +7

      Kids everywhere would hide from the invasion

    • @franciscojavierjimenezdiaz5236
      @franciscojavierjimenezdiaz5236 5 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@davidsauer9769 Ese chiste paso de moda, la gente sabe la verdad.

    • @davidsauer9769
      @davidsauer9769 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@franciscojavierjimenezdiaz5236 La gente nunca obtendra una mejor respuesta que "cuando empiece a sentirme cansado o agobiado, los ninos me reviven" No es bueno odiar los chistes que son mas divertidos que ofensivos, mi amigo

    • @davidsauer9769
      @davidsauer9769 5 месяцев назад

      @franciscojavierjimenezdiaz5236 My Spanish isn't too good. If you didn't understand, we can continue in English because you understand it, but trying to shut down people's jokes is a far older joke mate

  • @cmc1214
    @cmc1214 5 месяцев назад +37

    I was 4 when I saw this and I really thought that Michael Jackson was an alien and his face were just prosthetics in this movie.

    • @bellissimo4520
      @bellissimo4520 2 месяца назад +1

      For all we know, you could have been right.

  • @RichardCano
    @RichardCano 2 месяца назад +5

    3:13 That MIB person reciting the regulations and putting the wig onto the alien is Rick Baker, the Oscar winning alien Make-Up Effects Artist of the trilogy.

  • @constellationsquid1993
    @constellationsquid1993 5 месяцев назад +42

    Is no one gonna talk about the fact that Martha Stewart is an alien?

    • @vegetto_green87
      @vegetto_green87 2 месяца назад

      That's going to make Tiffany Valentine have mind's blowing!! 🤯🤯

  • @rolandlefartere9851
    @rolandlefartere9851 5 месяцев назад +74

    After all these years,this still slaps...

    • @ryry187
      @ryry187 5 месяцев назад +1

      slaps like Chris Rock!!!

  • @joaocorreiamedia
    @joaocorreiamedia 5 месяцев назад +11

    Pre-Slap Will wasn't something I was expecting to miss.

  • @bryanaragon6679
    @bryanaragon6679 5 месяцев назад +16

    Honestly, I must admit that I had a crush for Lara Flynn Boyle as Serleena back then when I was a kid. Also Lara's performance as this villainess was my favorite one from the entire MIB franchise. After all these years I still smash for her. 🖤💯
    She really captured the essence of being a sexy and attractive bad girl. Despite for her being an alien human devourer (Kylothian).

    • @icedteasludge8462
      @icedteasludge8462 3 месяца назад +1

      I remember rewinding the scene where she opened her shirt multiple times as a kid😂

  • @daytonpannell
    @daytonpannell 5 месяцев назад +54

    The cars internet did a search on ebay 😂

  • @gregorymurphy3234
    @gregorymurphy3234 5 месяцев назад +29

    Serleena is my favorite Movie villainess
    3:28, 3:37, 3:42, 3:45, 4:00, 4:06, 4:17, 5:41

  • @DanairisParker
    @DanairisParker 3 месяца назад +6

    Fun Fact : the role of Serleena was originally supposed to go to Famke Jansson she managed to film a bit of scenes but she had to dropped out of the project because a member of her family died so Serleena was recast with Lara Flynn Boyle

    • @Timelord888
      @Timelord888 3 месяца назад +1

      Also fun fact: Serleena was an awakening for certain groups.

  • @deadhorse1391
    @deadhorse1391 5 месяцев назад +48

    Frank was so good in this movie but unfortunately it lead to him being typecast making him hard to find meaningful parts.
    After developing a drinking problem and a stint in the Betty Ford clinic he retired to a ranch in Nevada where he bred poodles…and I do mean he Bred Poodles

  • @xackk9198
    @xackk9198 5 месяцев назад +17

    "Every Saturday night you'd be like 'Flush me, J! Flush me!'. I'd be like 'Naw'".
    Will literally never not be funny.

    • @konsmiddel
      @konsmiddel 5 месяцев назад +4

      Will in movies are always awesome.
      Will in real life is a tragedy
      Damn shame

  • @XeonZeus
    @XeonZeus 5 месяцев назад +15

    "Keep my wife's name.. OUT YOUR FKIN.. Mouth" xD How things change. MIB One of my favourite movies series to rewatch

    • @TheNemesis442
      @TheNemesis442 2 месяца назад

      even back then he was a cuck.....times didn't change, you just didn't know about it.

  • @Bayan1905
    @Bayan1905 5 месяцев назад +42

    5:40, "Silly little planet I could rule the place with the right set of mammary glands." Well, pretty sure that's how Taylor Swift did it.

    • @SudeennnSam
      @SudeennnSam 5 месяцев назад +4

      Still small tho

    • @RainAngel111
      @RainAngel111 4 месяца назад +3

      I don't really get this perspective. She's not exactly packing double D's. She's had an active career and didn't settle for letting the record labels run the show. And yeah all the celebrity break ups probably didn't hurt.

    • @tobe1207
      @tobe1207 4 месяца назад +2

      Maybe beyonce or Kim K..but men aren't really why they got so far.. They got so far because of the current climate of many (not all) women 10-60yrs old act like how 16yr old girls act, fan girling over vapid shit and obsessing over unhealthy things.
      I'm not saying men aren't often immature and just as messed up

    • @tobe1207
      @tobe1207 4 месяца назад +1

      But it used to always be that kids tried to emulate what adults did...nowdays the adults are emulating the youth. Abandon and forget the culture of their era and try to fit in with what teenagers listen to and watch.

    • @tbush6657
      @tbush6657 4 месяца назад

      ​@@SudeennnSam small is royalty

  • @TighelanderII
    @TighelanderII 5 месяцев назад +26

    They sure dried off quickly.

  • @andrewharper4296
    @andrewharper4296 4 месяца назад +7

    I’ve just realised, is the guy in the shop the same actor who plays Monk in the detective show? 😂 He almost unrecognizable 😆

  • @DaveOJ
    @DaveOJ Месяц назад

    "If you must go out during the daylight, only the East Village."
    Lol.

  • @LiezAllLiez
    @LiezAllLiez 2 месяца назад +2

    1:24 "I can be agent M!" ... and touch children inappropriately.

  • @LeeEvans-u2p
    @LeeEvans-u2p 3 месяца назад +3

    I know she's an alien, but god-DAMN!

    • @TheNemesis442
      @TheNemesis442 2 месяца назад

      "silly little planet, could rule the place with the right set of mammary glands....." stop being a simp

    • @LeeEvans-u2p
      @LeeEvans-u2p 2 месяца назад

      @@TheNemesis442 I WILL ONLY STOP 'TILL I FIND OUT IF SHE'S ALL "HUMAN";);)

  • @Godfather9814
    @Godfather9814 5 месяцев назад +10

    5:00 - 5:13 the first time I saw this movie when it was new i went hilarious when I saw that…..but now……I still think it’s awesome 😂 that and the joke about car and its “standard feature” little after it lmao

  • @ironnordegraf
    @ironnordegraf 5 месяцев назад +5

    I keep forgetting Johnny Noxville was in this fucking movie 😂

  • @ChilesRussellTaylor
    @ChilesRussellTaylor 5 месяцев назад +13

    R.I.P. Rip Torn & Michael Jackson. Gone Too Soon!

  • @EdwardMiller-hm3xt
    @EdwardMiller-hm3xt 5 месяцев назад +3

    I still remember when she had that neck brace on, riding her bike, saying hi to Wayne, crashing into a car, flying over the hood... and she's ok!

  • @nick56677
    @nick56677 14 дней назад

    That pic of Jeebs at 6:51😂

  • @micden00
    @micden00 5 месяцев назад +11

    I really want to see Agent M in action

  • @HittokiriBattousai17
    @HittokiriBattousai17 5 месяцев назад +5

    I just realized that's Knoxville...

  • @pdj-ig7xh
    @pdj-ig7xh 2 месяца назад +1

    3:47 perfect..

  • @TheOnlyBiodude
    @TheOnlyBiodude 3 месяца назад

    I like how this is framed. They intentionally make it seem like Agent K is the protagonist of the very first movie of the franchise.
    You know, he's coming to know how important he is, how the world is stranger than he initially thought, its an entire arc that could easily mimick the first movie.

  • @tannerbroyles
    @tannerbroyles 4 месяца назад +1

    Pre-slap Will was something else man!

  • @Elijah-sf1ej
    @Elijah-sf1ej 5 месяцев назад +42

    Michael Jackson was in this beautiful movie

    • @131313user
      @131313user 5 месяцев назад +3

      The only thing wrong with this movie.

    • @Ainobolic
      @Ainobolic 5 месяцев назад

      F off you brainwashed fool who believes propaganda of media​@@131313user

    • @Ainobolic
      @Ainobolic 5 месяцев назад

      F off you ​brainwashed fool that believes the propaganda @@131313user

    • @Elijah-sf1ej
      @Elijah-sf1ej 5 месяцев назад +2

      Sure it is.
      I recognize the voice.

    • @ChilesRussellTaylor
      @ChilesRussellTaylor 5 месяцев назад +4

      R.I.P. Michael Jackson. Gone Too Soon!

  • @jefthereaper
    @jefthereaper 4 месяца назад

    "Weird right?"
    "Yeah, you are smiling."

  • @H.K.5
    @H.K.5 4 месяца назад +2

    There’s a reason why she was my first ever childhood crush.

    • @TheNemesis442
      @TheNemesis442 2 месяца назад +2

      ....the right set of mammary glands.....

  • @user-os4fd4yl8z
    @user-os4fd4yl8z 4 месяца назад +1

    He obviously was thinking with his little head. Pun intended.

  • @PappuDas-fq1ll
    @PappuDas-fq1ll 5 месяцев назад +7

    This is wile Smith REVENGE.

  • @toainsully
    @toainsully 4 месяца назад +1

    I like how there's a Burger King in the Headquarters

  • @Rondo2ooo
    @Rondo2ooo 3 месяца назад

    When a woman is too good and too easy to be true, she is indeed.

  • @robertjones2811
    @robertjones2811 5 месяцев назад +5

    2:22 the Beretta 21

    • @fuzz6938
      @fuzz6938 5 месяцев назад

      Please, it makes a bobcat look like an M9

  • @IronEddie13
    @IronEddie13 3 месяца назад +2

    That Villain chick is hot

  • @gecamposneto
    @gecamposneto 5 месяцев назад +6

    3:05 "tool"?

  • @iamFTV10
    @iamFTV10 3 месяца назад +1

    I didn’t remember Michael Jackson was in Men in Black

  • @gary6133
    @gary6133 4 месяца назад +1

    “Alien affirmative action program” dude

    • @TheNemesis442
      @TheNemesis442 2 месяца назад

      enter: Joe Biden border policies....

  • @edwardcatt2399
    @edwardcatt2399 5 месяцев назад +4

    _Damn,_ as far as ‘milf’ / older female bodies go, this one is _primo_ 🔥👌

  • @wrestlingfan8159
    @wrestlingfan8159 Месяц назад +1

    Lara Flynn Boyle was hot in this scene at 3:46. also at 3:05 what was with the aliens in the rubber suits walking like that with their hands on the floor? their backs were probly kiliin' them lol.

  • @pheonix8167
    @pheonix8167 5 месяцев назад +4

    3:48 what we came see

  • @drummadave
    @drummadave 8 дней назад

    is that a Rick Baker cameo at @3:14?

  • @ultrajd
    @ultrajd 5 месяцев назад +1

    This was my first DVD.

  • @Exefredbearp27735
    @Exefredbearp27735 4 месяца назад +2

    Very nice

  • @R33C3.
    @R33C3. 3 месяца назад +1

    Yep.

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 3 месяца назад

    Also Duty free liquor, sprint store, burger king, man MIB has some cut backs

  • @chrislapp9468
    @chrislapp9468 5 месяцев назад +3

    2 guys from the Tool vid.

  • @askjeevescosby2928
    @askjeevescosby2928 3 месяца назад

    3:06 guys notice the vampire

  • @trent5888
    @trent5888 5 месяцев назад

    If you must go out at daylight, only the East Village lmao

  • @williamrogge6268
    @williamrogge6268 4 месяца назад

    Looking at the leader photo for this clip I didn't realize Kathy Hochul was an undressed alien for this show.

  • @CryptCross
    @CryptCross Месяц назад

    3:05 those guys from that one TOOL video?

  • @BlackMoroni
    @BlackMoroni 4 месяца назад

    Well i see, Michael is not really dead, he just take a post in MIB agency.

  • @LaserRanger15
    @LaserRanger15 5 месяцев назад

    Never noticed that Dr. Who was in that waiting line.

  • @itwasaliens
    @itwasaliens 3 месяца назад

    I thought jeebs was supposed to be on the first transport ship off the planet?

  • @InSearchof8
    @InSearchof8 4 месяца назад

    Lara Flynn Boyle looks like seller at a Flea Market now, or maybe just a Walmart customer that gets punked by Jack Vale and his Pooter. LOL

  • @pinegd1
    @pinegd1 5 месяцев назад +6

    NY gov hokul looking sexy.

  • @SethSinclair
    @SethSinclair 5 месяцев назад +1

    I just noticed Micheal Jackson was in this film after all these years.

  • @Omgtired
    @Omgtired 5 месяцев назад +1

    No one, Orochimaru:

  • @danielalbizosr
    @danielalbizosr 2 месяца назад

    Back when Will was still Will 😂

  • @lilkaz95
    @lilkaz95 3 месяца назад

    Anyone notice how similar the sountrack is to Raimi's Spider-man?

  • @felixthelmocevallosmorales41
    @felixthelmocevallosmorales41 3 месяца назад

    Willard Carroll Smith II (Filadelfia, Pensilvania; 25 de septiembre de 1968), más conocido como Will Smith, es un actor, rapero y productor de cine estadounidense. Ha tenido éxito en sus dos facetas artísticas:​ Ganó un Premio Óscar con dos nominaciones previas, siendo nominado a cuatro Premios Globo de Oro y saliendo ganador de cuatro Premios Grammy.
    55 AÑOS. (56)

  • @aevenova9780
    @aevenova9780 4 месяца назад

    Just noticed theres a burger king at MIB lol

  • @hboozel
    @hboozel 4 месяца назад +4

    I miss Will Smith. There I said it

    • @TheQuaadFather
      @TheQuaadFather 3 месяца назад +3

      No one else does.

    • @fizzbrew
      @fizzbrew 2 месяца назад +1

      Always found him to be annoying. Carlton made the show

  • @felixthelmocevallosmorales41
    @felixthelmocevallosmorales41 2 месяца назад

    Tommy Lee Jones (San Saba, Texas, 15 de septiembre de 1946) es un actor y cineasta estadounidense. Ha recibido cuatro nominaciones al Premio Óscar, ganando el premio en la categoría de mejor actor de reparto por su actuación como el alguacil Samuel Gerard en la película de suspense de 1993 El fugitivo.
    77 AÑOS. (78)

  • @josefmanga
    @josefmanga 4 месяца назад

    Why does the elevator take you to another elevator?

  • @puazell10mastergod24
    @puazell10mastergod24 5 месяцев назад +4

    Ok

  • @ig00g1e
    @ig00g1e 4 месяца назад +1

    Fentanyl users @3:04

  • @tinman3586
    @tinman3586 5 месяцев назад

    Is that Governor Hochul in the thumbnail?

  • @hmk5123
    @hmk5123 4 месяца назад

    3:45 All models are aliens.

  • @Lokii2169
    @Lokii2169 4 месяца назад +1

    michael jackson? i forgot he ws in this movie

    • @Lobos222
      @Lobos222 4 месяца назад

      He was Agent Molester in the credits.

  • @tymz-r-achangin
    @tymz-r-achangin 2 месяца назад

    I love this movie but its STUPID writing/producing/whatever when they put the greeting center for aliens right in the heart of the MIB office. The greeting center would of obviously had its own HIGH SECURITY area and WELL separated from the MIB HIGH SECURITY AREA

  • @AscheWholeProductions
    @AscheWholeProductions 5 месяцев назад +2

    I'm going to blow some people's minds, I hope - Jeebs is Monk. How about that?

  • @JPMitreN
    @JPMitreN 5 месяцев назад +3

    Goddess

  • @worldofsayannil
    @worldofsayannil 5 месяцев назад +3

    Thank me later @3:45

  • @jamesl.anderson1384
    @jamesl.anderson1384 5 месяцев назад +2

    1:07

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 3 месяца назад

    My lesbian ass could never hate this movie the way everyone around me at the time it came out did

  • @tomcampbell6384
    @tomcampbell6384 5 месяцев назад +1

    She was beautiful, then she went under the knife....Damn!!

  • @Elijah-sf1ej
    @Elijah-sf1ej 5 месяцев назад +1

    Beautiful Burger King

  • @Otis151
    @Otis151 4 месяца назад

    RIP x2

  • @tobe1207
    @tobe1207 4 месяца назад +1

    Remember when MJ used to look uncanny and surreal to look at? Now plastic surgery is so common that there's thousands of upper middle class women that actually look scary(and all look the same) makes Michael look like an angel here

    • @Hu...R-U2024
      @Hu...R-U2024 4 месяца назад

      Nope! Still looks like an old white woman.....

  • @MrVireon
    @MrVireon 4 месяца назад +1

    3:46
    Your welcome

    • @Hu...R-U2024
      @Hu...R-U2024 4 месяца назад

      No Thanks!
      This woman has 0 body.....

    • @johnsantos507
      @johnsantos507 4 месяца назад

      Filthy pervert!🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @jasonchao343
    @jasonchao343 4 месяца назад

    "Dental!:D"

  • @monkeyrotary6979
    @monkeyrotary6979 4 месяца назад

    Fun fact Will slapped like 10 other people while filming this 😂

  • @raginggamer7207
    @raginggamer7207 5 месяцев назад +1

    Them trying to push that skeleton as the hot chick in the movie will always bother me. There is a million women that could have been in that role.

  • @quranbooker6655
    @quranbooker6655 4 месяца назад

    4:03 2:01

  • @donaldcapomolla911
    @donaldcapomolla911 3 месяца назад

    Don't do a movie based on k prequel

  • @ccfreakMetal
    @ccfreakMetal 5 месяцев назад

    1:58 the time K accedently started a religion 😆

  • @jordanhamilton5368
    @jordanhamilton5368 5 месяцев назад

    I be like nah!!

  • @Tyson-u3m
    @Tyson-u3m 4 месяца назад

    She HAD potential in Wayne's World. By this point, meh...

  • @user-jn5zi1nq7b
    @user-jn5zi1nq7b 5 месяцев назад

    I saw mj😮