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- Published on Mar 11, 2026
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directed by the genius / directedbythegenius
director of photography / shirazzee
1st ac - larkin wallbank-hart
casting and additional production by zander small
lead goth consultant and makeup artist - haeven ennen
associate producer - olen quinn
bts/associate producer - dillan spencer
editors - larkin wallbank-hart, makian macdonald, shiraz
colourist - louis hearn
starring:
j schlatt
swaggy cucumber - / swaggy_cucumber
seth haslip - / itsjustshepherd
zander small - / zander_smalls
kylie - / 1kyle8_
anthony po - / anthpo
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des - @g0ostiee
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jas - @pearllhime
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hi. ily :)
ily too bibinos
Okg bbno$ pls could I get responded to 🙏
I love you even more!!! And I can’t wait for the song!
Thank you,homonculusnofinace
Hi pipinos
This is Schlatt’s biggest collab since 1999
Yaaaaaa
UR SPELLING THEIR NAME RIGHT, BLASPHAMY!
@Name.string correct the name is J Schlang and babygotnodiaperandnomoney
since 2001*
Well you just wait until October 23rd
2:00 The fact that jschlatt is younger that Bbno$ and playing his father is so funny 😂
LMFAO I CAN'T BELIEVE IT IT'S TRUE!!! THEY'RE LIKE 4 YEARS APART
IS HE REALLY?
It’s the side burns
@Thcdrhvxsetjkbvthat can’t be true. After all, Schlatt is still wanted for the crimes he committed back in ‘99.
HELP?? HOW IS SCHLATT ONLY 25 WTF
BRO LOOKS AT LEAST 40
"schlaby no money" did a fantastic job
Schlinfant in terrible financial condition
xD
Schlabinos
The Schlabning
That is so hot topic
i cant believe jshlongler is the actual dad of newborn no pokedollars... mpreg runs in the family, thats so wonderful.
❤ mpreg
NEW BORN NO POKEDOLLARS LMFAOOO
Jschlatt screaming "MY BOY" talking about BBNO$ is the funniest shit ever
IT IS AYE 😂
the PAPA after that xdd
@mapleoniumsyruphot bot
@mapleoniumsyrupI’d much rather touch fresh horse shit that to watch your content. Especially after having diarrhea looking content on your channel then dissing BBNO$
@mapleoniumsyrupbro, we are obviously enjoying the video+song if we are here?
"MY BOYYYYYYY"
"papa? 🥺"
East side West side
Baby going worldwide
Not my ass thinking about Hazbin Hotel where Angel went like "Harder daddy~"
And Pentious being the innocent guy he is replied with "SON?!?"
that was so random
I deadass thought that Schlatt would just start dropping bars in the middle of the song lol
He should have bro
@cloudy-wx
Let Shlatt have a chance!
He dropped the biggest bar "MY BOYY!!"
He did the same with Charlie. Most of the RUclipsrs he features are just in the music video.
@asrieldreemurr8059 you mean a schlance
"schallchaddy" and "infatile human with no monetary currency" decided to collab, wow
i now call them the “name variation” duo you can’t stop me
Exactly 😂
" *gasp* Papa?" While in full goth attire may be one of my favorite bbno$ music video moments. Add that to the VERY long list
He finally did a song about this store in the mall 😎
that or the minecraft videos
PaPã!
BBNO$ Knows his audience love only two things:
Jschlatt
and Goths
And godamn he did it well
I think Zander small is in the video
half of his fans are goths.... ahahaha! I know from experience.... ahahahaha!
Damn right, love what bibinos did with this music video
@UTTPOfficerDeanbro created the account literally 1 hour ago 🥀
@ScottSummers822yup and 1kyle8 and swaggy
j schlatt be doing sidequests now 🙏
Remember, traffic signs are free
We love JSchlatt
gotta pay those bills💔
🤝🏼💯🙏🏼
hes BEEN doing sidequests
The way this started I thought it was going to be an enemies to lovers gay romance.
true
It really felt like the beginning of a hallmark movie where the city goer is forced to stay at a ranch or smth
At this point you are so cooked, might as well end it here tbh. Leave off on a high note before you degrade even further
@BozoTheClowno username checks out
i have no words for how this makes me feel. because something about schlatt screaming 'MY BOOOOY' is the funniest thing ive ever fucking heard, and this song is an absolute bop.
I think what makes it funnier too is that (I'm pretty sure) Schlatt is a good 4-5 years younger than bibinos
UTTPOfficerStepperoh gods the idiots got to BBNO$
@amdi8551 The way you spelt his name has me in tears 🤣🤣🤣
IVE ABANDONED MY CHILD
1:27
I love Baby being Shlatt’s emo son
I guess what happend in 99 was he had a SON
@p-__ okay…?
Its even funnier when you realize Jschlatt is 5 years younger than BBNO$
@theonlyZhuLee pre-birth
@theonlyZhuLeetook the words out of my mouth
'MY BOYYYY', the genuine despair in his voice
Never thought we'd be seeing schlatt in corpse paint
The two ppl who get the “mispronouncing their name on purpose by fans” rlly collaborated😭
wait how is jschlatts name mispronounced
@drredherring people put their own funny spin on his name sometimes so that's why 😭
@drredherring I’ve seen a person call him “Jschisapointment” before-
@drredherring People always misprounouce "Schladdy" and call him "Schlatt" for some reason
“Schluchler Schissle” and “Infantile Human That Lacks Monetary Currency” is a collab of legends
"My Boy" Schlumbeldore said calmy.
“Papa?!” Answered bbno$
@FossilClan bibinos*
"Schlumbledore" HAHAGA
If Schlatt drops a verse, the internet might actually implode.
Finally getting a sequal to a very 1999 christmas
I will gladly implode. 😭
according to the spotify release unfortunately not :/
fr
I will definitely lose my mind. Maybe it will put me into labor faster, I’m tired of being pregnant.
0:11 I live in that same exact kind of trailer 😂
Oh… I’m sorry.
@BiwyfrompweK-s2b this is America...
@necrocountant I feel bad you have to go through tough times like these especially in a third world country like the US.
@BiwyfrompweK-s2bi’m sorry is wild LMFAO
@Fawling1 calling the us a third world country is insane 😭
Love the storyline of the child not feeling seen by their parent leaves to go to the big city to find like-minded people who understand them. The parents missing their boy and want to connect with their son. The boy makes new friends, but they come home cause they want to see their family even if they don't understand them, but the parent has made an effort to understand their boy and now they're closer than ever.
Edit: i typed comment instead of connect at first.
@westley7181 Yeah but so many parents wouldn’t do that unfortunately, just sad
It’s so cute it makes my heart melt 🤍🖤
Schlomoney looks proud of what he did in 1999 in this thumbnail
From weezer to Frank Sinatra, Schlatt is moving up quickly on the music industry.
WE NEED HIM TO RELEASE AN ALBUM
@LilyBroz-v7o he did a Christmas one a while back!
The stomping of a spotted lantern fly at 0:40 is a nice one
giving schlaggerton a character in the mv but no lines in the actual song is just criminal
he chose lines, unlimited lines but no lines
He's schlatting it
Just like what he did in ’99.
He had the most vital lines in the whole song "MY BOYYYYYYYY"
ISSBROKIE fan spotted :3
got my 1 second of screen time lets go
4 likes is crazy fell off
Hiiiii crisp
Huh where
@Fihhhhhhhhh 😐
@WasabiDuckscene immediately after bbno$ in the studio
Craziest sight scrolling through my subscriptions
So real I fear
PEAK pfp
1:03 CRISPYYYY
The fact J schlatt is in this is so random but I couldn’t be more happier he deserves it after what happened in 1999 ❤
We need Jschlatt whispering “99” loud enough to be heard in some instrumental part of this song.
1ST WARNING TROLL! MY VIDEO lS BETTER THAN THIS lNCOHERENT& SOULLESS GPOLSYO
UTTP'S FAR BETTER THAN WHATEVER THIS NONSENSE IS .!
Ignoring the bots, this is so real. The victims’ voices need to be heard.
@Browniecouk dw bro, im literally reporting every bot i see so you dont have to 😼
@Your_Local_Executiveremember to report the channel as well. Sometimes they delete comment to avoid getting the account terminated
I can’t believe “JSchlatt” came back to life to remind us of what he did in ‘99
we've come full circle with this meme
1ST WARNING TROLL! MY VIDEO lS BETTER THAN THIS lNCOHERENT& SOULLESS GPOLSYO
UTTP'S FAR BETTER THAN WHATEVER THIS NONSENSE IS !.
This song is a banger
My god, I can't believe "I use Schlornhub you use Schlatterbate" finally made it in a music video.
Why is schlatt low-key such a good actor 😭🙏
AND he’s an incredible singer, check out what he’s done if you haven’t
He's such a "Schlattastic" actor
dude his job is literally acting or persona
as an ex hot topic employee, this is the best representation of us all. we thank you bbno$
god 100%, as another one lol
1:53 The fatherly hug at the end was so beautiful a white tear ran down my thigh
An absolute piece of art. Thank you Mr. Currency.
MR. THPO SPOTTED 🫵🫵🫵
Next collab??
Were you not in the clip?
UPLOAD BROOOO
@ColmWiseman you know something big is coming when he stops uploading 👀
1:22 goes unfathomly hard
who is this guy? sounds like he wants to be the gen z eminem.
@Gee-xb7rt L ragebait
(I get it, its a lyric)
@D3V0X14 It’s not ragebait, it’s called a joke, learn to take one
@QuickscopePS Seems to me you can't do that
@D3V0X14 what? Do you mean you’re a joke or are you trying to make your comment look better?
I like how baby asked schlatt to be in a music video just to make him do manual labor and put on emo makeup
schlatts biggest collab since September 11 2001
When jschlatt said "My Boy!!" I felt that
1:29 LMFAO-
😭
"Papa?"
@Vilambi🗣️🗣️🗣️
spent the whole video thinking "when are they gonna kiss" only to find out schlatt's playing his dad 😭
Brooo same 💀
listen that doesn't hhaavvee to stop them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@crispitysmuggity incest has never stopped people before
@crispitysmuggity what
@crispitysmuggity pardon
It is now cannon that schlatt is bbno$'s dad now
edit: Ok i didnt want to be the edit guy but holy does this have allota likes damn ive never got more than like 50 lol
Can someone explain to me why this sounds exactly like IT BOY
It's funny cause Schlatt is actually younger than bbno$
@ABD-br1wt yeah i realised that before i made the comment its hilarious
wildest collab
OMG I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN YEARS HIIIIII!!!!!!
Hiiii😊
Not Yammy getting on Baby No Money
YAMMY OMG HI❤
YAMMY????
0:39 I GO TO THAT STORE ALL THE TIME
He does too.
Bro you just doxxed youreself
@EvilaRK3914 how does that dox anyone hundreds of people go there
1:02 WHAT IS CRISPY DOIN IN THE STU
Crispyyy
This is Crispy’s song and video wym
i also noticed had to play it again to check and there he was
jschaltt playing a disgruntled dad to a goth son is probably the most accurate casting ive ever seen
Seeing swaggy was a jump scare I wasn't ready for😭
Don't forget about her "best friend" Seth!
@khvwave5579Definitely not dating or anything
@khvwave5579 Or Xander For That Matter too. All the internet cool people I usually enjoy videos of
Yeah it's literally so crazy cause she was my best friend when we were 5-10 years old 😵💫😵💫 so seeing her be famous enough to even be in contact with bbno$ is crazyyyy
I was scrolling these comments for like 5 minutes seeing how long it took someone to mention it
New bbno$ song with j schlatt ? On my birthday ? Oh my.
Happy birthday 🎉
Omg hiii birthday twin!! Happy birthday 🎉🎉
Happy blessed birthdayyyy🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳, mine is tomorrow lol
hbd. ig.
happy bday
Dad and son relationship as the founding fathers intended
consummating their relationship in a hay barn.
jschlatt better sing in this
Fr, his christmad album was actually so goood
TRUE
Hate to break it to you but he doesn’t
I don’t think he will tragically, mainly because in “lil freak” Charlie doesn’t sing and he is labeled in the title of the video with (starring “insert name here)
he didn't
Seeing Swaggy, Seth, Zander, and Kyle in a BBNO$ music video was not expected, but badass to see
At one point if you look zander goes "PURPLE"
@memphy123Yesss I saw that too in the elevator lol
my jaw DROPPED when swaggy manifested out of nowhere 😭
0:32 YOO it’s swaggy cucumber!!
I thought I saw her
Who?
@IAMYAMAMA its the girl in the car, she’s a cosplay youtuber
I was like holy shit that’s swaggy cucumber
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed
unironically this is such a good music video tho like... the son being sad on the farm while the father is relatively okay, goes out to the city to have fun and the father is suddenly sad because the son isn't there and feels like he can't connect with him, only to try to do something his son loves to try to reconnect again? god. love it
Bro even has Jschlatt in his collaboration list 🙏🙏
Edit : okay chat... I didnt know that was a bot...
Edit 2 : JSCHLATT GOT ONLY 2 SCRIPT??? "A, shhiiit... here we go again.." AND "MY BOYYY" WOW.... APPLAUSE
UTTPOfficerVaxorLare BUDDY YOUR CHANNEL IS 13 HOURS OLD, AND YOU HAVE 1 SUB 💔💔💔💔
@LocalArtistOnYourFYPJust report all the UTTP bots, it’ll hopefully clear them up temporarily 🙏
1ST WARNING TROLL! MY VIDEO lS BETTER THAN THIS lNCOHERENT& SOULLESS GPOLSYO
UTTP'S FAR BETTER THAN WHATEVER THIS NONSENSE IS !.
@LocalArtistOnYourFYPwhy are you replying to a bot ❤
@TheMonster_RawrRawr IM DOING THIS RN
schlatt dressed as a farmer is not something I knew I needed
🤤
@V1DE0-STARZreal
Same
I also love how there is no explanation as to why.
@CharlesSmith_Real no explanation? he's playing a farmer dad
1:42 - New Reaction Meme UNLOCKED!
Yesss
Yes
YESS
everyone is talking about schlatt but what about swaggy cucumber
WOAH, Was NOT Expecting that Swaggycucumber cameo!!!
and seth?!
samee
Ikrrrrrrr
She did BBNO$ & Jschlatt's makeup for the video apparently! she commented about it on one of her Instagram post
It's even crazier for me because me and swaggy were best friends from 5-10 years old so to think she's in music video with my favorite rapper...beyond crazy
Did not expect "shlot shtopic of 1999-2001" to be here
The shock on my face is immeasurable
1ST WARNING TROLL! MY VIDEO lS BETTER THAN THIS lNCOHERENT& SOULLESS GPOLSYO
UTTP'S FAR BETTER THAN WHATEVER THIS NONSENSE IS !
1ST WARNING TROLL! MY VIDEO lS BETTER THAN THIS lNCOHERENT& SOULLESS GPOLSYO
UTTP'S FAR BETTER THAN WHATEVER THIS NONSENSE IS !
Fr
@NestleBaneUTTP wtf
@attachedtochaos report it. Don’t reply
I love bbno$
bbnoSchloney was flabbergasted when he was asked to do this collab
I love the name combo XD
bbno$chloney
schlatt is everywhere but his own channel
1:27 if that’s actually a photo of BBNO$ as a kid and his dad then holy shit that resemblance between Schlatt and his dad is fucking UNCANNY
Omge yeh haha, Adobe?
I think it's young bbno$ with young schlatt edited on the original pic :)
that's obviously photoshoped lol. how yall be using internet all day and not notice something being edited?
@scourge758im partially face-blind and not good at telling people apart, so I just thought it was possibly edited but also would’ve been funny as fuck if they happened to look alike
nah thats pre twink death schlatt
OMG SWAGGY CUCUMBER
That last smile is him channeling the haunting memories of what he did in 1999...
"would you rather have unlimited bbno$ but no more $, $, unlimited $, but no $?" Ahh music video
Schlatt doing physical labour is a sight I thought I'd never behold
He cosplayed as a peasant
schladdy looks quite fine in that getup if I do say so myself 😩
Goths are so cool
Real. That was so cool seeing you pop up out of the blue in the vid
bro i knew that was u
i saw the make-up and said "WHERE IS SHE?????"
I love the Jsclatt and Swaggy crossover
Papá 1:32
"jschlatt, what are you doing here?!"
waiting for them to play gangnam style..
Remembering when bbno$ was reacting to youtube music and was losing his mind over schlatt. Happy to see they got to make something together
Jshlatt is on another side quest guys
schlarticus and fetus no gains collab is finally real 🔥
I think Zander Small and pretty Miku (i forgot her tiktok name) both make an appearance in 1:17
1kyle8
"MY BOYYY!!"
"Papa.?" *proceeds to ignore him in the video*
1:46 Tonight's the night?
Tonight's the night.
Tonight's the night.
Tonight’s the night.
Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. Has to happen. Nice night. Miami is a great town. I love the cuban food, pork sandwiches, my favorite. But I'm hungry for something different now.
Tonight’s the night
is schlatt's rent this high
He does live in New York, so probably 🤷🏻♂️
Probably, but also they've done gaming content together since 2021
01:12 who is this SIREN
RIGHT? God, that was MAGESTIC
YEEES
SCHLATT, BB and SWAGGYC. All in the same video
I'm in heaven
This is the best time line
The fact that jschlatt is younger that Bbno$ and playing his father is so funny 😂
Jschlatt's Biggest Collab Since 2001
1:55 thought they're gonna kiss or something
but that’s his boy 😞
"You kiss your dad on the mouth?"
Looking schlatt be ANYWHERE but his own channel💔
"Papa!!" is crazyyy
Jschlatt somehow looks even more 40 years old here than usual
Jschlatt reminds me of the dr.pepper guy the way he’s just everywhere
I love $bono songs, but this one is my favorite video. I crack up every time 😂
Ever since the rap came out, I knew they had to officially collab.
EDIT: Wow... I never knew that the rap battle actually father VS son.
YEAHH
Alex acting like he was even alive when hot topic was actually goth 🤣🤣🤣
Literally my two favourite people on the internet Goblin No Green and Jared this is my DREAM music video
“My boooooooyyy!!!”
….I felt that ✊🏻😔
00:51 IS THAT ANTHPO???
Yoo it’s bbno$ and “Schluicide”
"Schlot Schlopic" was an amazing actor in this video it really brought us back to 1999
"MY BOOYYY!!" was devastated
I love how all the comments are “schindler’s list’s” community inside jokes even though it’s on bbnos channel 💀