That line , " if this boat hits anything it's going to f*****g sink". 😂🤣🤣👏👍 Definitely 5 star rating. Love your way of presenting things. Made me subscribe.
@@legionx4046I sure hate riding in my giant fucking airship just for it be suddenly struck by an iceberg that launched itself at me because it was having a bad day.
@@cannedsquasher5923 to be fair one could technically be launched if there was some sort of volcano eruption under the iceberg and the force launched it
@scorpiox no in the navy E literally stands for excellence You can see excellence awards plastered on some navy ships even today. Looks like a black E with stripes underneath
After the Hindenburg crash 83 Years later the company created a new transportation project where safety will be paramount, that is the "Titan Submersible"
My grandfather witnessed the tragedy of the Titanic with his own eyes, but sadly never made it through. When the ship struck the iceberg, he repeatedly yelled out warnings to those around him that the ship was going to sink, but everyone just ignored him. After his final warning, they finally kicked him out of the movie theater!
Le me finish 🧑🔧 And after the drug dose was over he found himself on the same ship. He was hallucinating that he was in threater. But after then he collected himself and rank towards deck. Where ship was heading toward the same iceberg. Just as he wanted to shout out about the iceberg his senorita comes and places her hand on him and kiss him romantically untill ship hits ice berg and its to late for those to survive
@@Hello-no7gm but for for the people who are deaf and blind, this comment it very meaningful! Thanks cowboy, we couldnt see or hear it but thanks to you, we can laugh at it now!
@@EnverHalilHoxha1917 wait if they're blind how will they read the comment? We have to find another way! *Starts aggressively printing brail on screen*
Is nobody going to talk about how the title of the news article read “Titanic crew members quit after finding out the ‘lifeboats’ are made of *cake mixture* ” 💀💀
@@SherlandShrouht-esse Probably not. I doubt ocean liners will have either, but it was a funny joke related to safety that Adrian could include in his fake newspaper article that forms 3 seconds of a youtube short.
@connorhart7597 He later said that the only thing he didn't do that he should have, was take one small item from the wreck. That would have given him exclusive salvage rights and stopped the plundering of the wreck, which is a grave site. I think he assumed others would be as respectful as he was.
The news article says: "...The former captain: "I didn't feel comfortable. In a way I should have known something wasn't right when the ship sank when it was technically still in the factory, on land, which shouldn't be possible"..." 😂😂😂
Here's what the newspaper says in full: TITANIC CREW QUIT AFTER FINDING OUT 'LIFEBOATS' ARE MADE OF CAKE MIXTURE 17 members of the crew of the new gigantic vessel RMS Titanic walked out yesterday following a series of revelations regarding poor safety. Not only were the lifeboats found out to be essentially edible items, but lifejackets were discovered to be particularly buoyant dogs, and the ship's 'safety alarm' was uncovered as being a small boy shouting from inside a pipe. The former captain said "i didn't feel comfortable. In a away I should have known something wasn't right when the ship sank when it was technically still in the factory, on land, which shouldn't be possible. There were more warning signs as we tested her out, like the seatbelts being pieces of string and the head of safety being a massive drunk. At one point we nearly sank during in testing. I asked the head of safety what we should do and he suggested improving weight distribution by altering the arrangement of the deckchairs, which is a bit like doing something futile in the face of impending catastrophe. Anyway my crew members and I have had enough, and are quitting." Titanic officials are hoping to save on costs by promoting remaining crew members internally, and there are rumours that the ship's cabaret star will be the new chief of navigation. (Interestingly the date on the top has no year, Saturday, February 23,)
Here's what the newspaper says in full: TITANIC CREW QUIT AFTER FINDING OUT 'LIFEBOATS' ARE MADE OF CAKE MIXTURE 17 members of the crew of the new gigantic vessel RMS Titanic walked out yesterday following a series of revelations regarding poor safety. Not only were the lifeboats found out to be essentially edible items, but lifejackets were discovered to be particularly buoyant dogs, and the ship's 'safety alarm' was uncovered as being a small boy shouting from inside a pipe. The former captain said "i didn't feel comfortable. In a away I should have known something wasn't right when the ship sank when it was technically still in the factory, on land, which shouldn't be possible. There were more warning signs as we tested her out, like the seatbelts being pieces of string and the head of safety being a massive drunk. At one point we nearly sank during in testing. I asked the head of safety what we should do and he suggested improving weight distribution by altering the arrangement of the deckchairs, which is a bit like doing something futile in the face of impending catastrophe. Anyway my crew members and I have had enough, and are quitting." Titanic officials are hoping to save on costs by promoting remaining crew members internally, and there are rumours that the ship's cabaret star will be the new chief of navigation.
I guess it’s the font or something but if you just screenshot the image it’s much easier and looks like less to read than how your text appears on a mobile RUclips comment
“Ok so the Hindenburg thing didn’t work out so our new project is the dc-10” “Well the dc-10 failed so we now have a contract with NASA to build 2 space shuttles, Challenger and Colombia.” “Ok that didn’t work out so let’s turn to using our failed Titanic project for profit. I present to you the Titan Submarine!”
Ultimate budget boat in a nutshell "lifeboats made from cake mixture" "The alarm bell was basically a lanky boy screaming into a pipe" "The lifejackets were buoyant dogs" "The seatbelts were just pieces of string"
To save on construction costs, the hull wasn't actually made of steel plating, but rather chicken wire, covered with paper mache'. Some exterior grade housepaint (on sale, of course), and no one could tell the difference. She was good to go! 🌅
“I didn’t feel comfortable. I guess I’m a way I should have been concerned when the ship sank, during testing, while technically still on the land” absolutely dead
I used this to revise for my history test, it was so good that the teacher wrote "See me tomorrow after lesson" on it. I can't wait to see her, I wonder what reward she would give me for doing so well?
"With a new transportation project where safely will be paramount, here it is thank you" [The Hindenburg Airship] *Looks like we gonna have another sequel about this 🗿*
@@abyssstrider2547 Imagine the life boat scene, but with LEVITATION! And ALIENS! And, like, a huge frickin’ EXPLOSIVE- on second thought, maybe a movie on the Hindenburg wouldn’t be great.
“In a way I should have known something wasn’t right when the ship sank when it was technically still in the factory, on land, which shouldn’t be possible.” Good stuff.
"The navigator is a person with the eyes of an eagle!" "Oh wow! He must have amazing vision!" "Well yes, and no." "What do you mean?" "The eagle he got them from had amazing eyesight."
In the middle of the video it shows a newspaper article, here's what the body of it says 17 members of the crew of the new gigantic vessel RMS titanic walked out yesterday following a series of revelations regarding poor safety. Not only were lifeboats found to be essentially edible items, but life jackets were discovered to be particularly buoyant dogs, and the ships 'safety alarm' was uncovered as being a small boy shouting from inside a pipe. The former captain said "I didn't feel comfortable. In a away (the typo was in the text) I should have known something wasn't right when the ship sank when it was technically still in the factory, on land, which shouldn't be possible. There were more warning signs as we tested her out, like the seatbelts being pieces of string and the head of safety being a massive drunk. At one point we nearly sank during in testing. I asked the head safety what we should do and he suggested improving the weight distribution by altering the arrangements of the deckchairs which is a bit like doing something futile in the face of impending catastrophe. Anyway my crew members and I have had enough and are quitting." Titanic officials are hoping to save on costs by promoting remaining crew members internally, and there are rumours that the ships cabaret star will be the new chief of navigation. I typed this all out by hand btw so if you could like it would mean a lot to me
stumbled upon your content and i absolutely adore it! the whole concept is honestly groundbreaking and super original and i love the editing style ! the comedy is very well paced and clever and the production value is impressive. the effort is very much appreciated, keep it up !
fun fact: even if this wasn't on purpose, this is exactly the opposite of what happened. the titanic was often marketed as "luxurious and unsinkable". and it could theoretically survive an iceberg, but the ship's crew decided to move faster than in the tests (for some reason), even though they were told multiple times that this could be dangerous.
“She passed her test with Es” Best part. For all you guys who don’t know, there was a time where grades had an “E” instead of an F, however they abandoned this system because parents would think it meant “Excellent”
@@BigHenFor They really aren't, though. Jokes/memes/movies =/= historically accurate Titanic was one of the safest vessels to travel with for the time, which is why the whole "unsinkable" myth was a thing to begin with
@@andrehaugvaldstad Even though the details aren't factually accurate, most of reality is as ridiculous as it is in these videos. All the time people are making efforts to get things that are stupid at the core to look presentable and respectable
The titanic was actually really safe and even one of the safest ships out there, and had a modern 12 part difference where of the hull was breached it could be sealed off, it could handle three and sometimes for of these being breached, but the iceberg breached five, of twelve. Then the nearest ship was only a half hour away, but the communications officer went to bed just before it sank, so two strokes of bad luck killed the titanic
Plus there was a fire in the fuel hold, which also would have been fine, but it weakened the strength of the hull which is why the iceberg did so much damage
"I didn't feel comfortable, in a way I should have known something wasn't right when the ship sank when it was technically still in the factory, on dry land, which shouldn't be possible"
The funny thing is that some of this is actually real. A bunch of employees quit right before the ship set sail because there was a problem in the engine room. (I don’t really understand boats, but I think they cut the boats brakes)
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The dub is hilarious
@@karlsnow5281 this killed me lol
Talk about how it wasn't the titanic but the Olympic
That line , " if this boat hits anything it's going to f*****g sink". 😂🤣🤣👏👍 Definitely 5 star rating.
Love your way of presenting things. Made me subscribe.
I have watched so many of these I just realized this was comedy and not some like history buff Channel I am an idiot
The 5 star joke was seriously one of the most clever things I’ve ever seen
“Well she recently passed all her seaworthy tests with e s”
man for me the "passed with Ease..." joke was 💥💀
This guy is the guy who says the joke louder and gets all the attention
@@My_Name_Is_King1 ?
@@My_Name_Is_King1my guy he copied bro and didnt get more attention, tf are you on abt??
"have you done an iceberg test?"
"Yeah that lettuce didn't stand a chance!"
💀💀
Someone please explain me
@@vaibhavnarayan5205 iceburg lettuce
Pvz2 reference!?!?
@@PizzaJammers no farming reference
To be fair, the Hindenburg had a 0% chance of being sunk by an iceberg.
The odds are low but never 0
😂
@@legionx4046I sure hate riding in my giant fucking airship just for it be suddenly struck by an iceberg that launched itself at me because it was having a bad day.
@@cannedsquasher5923 to be fair one could technically be launched if there was some sort of volcano eruption under the iceberg and the force launched it
@@cannedsquasher5923you never know
"She recently passed her sea-worthy tests with EEEE's" 💀
E for excelent
@scorpiox no in the navy E literally stands for excellence
You can see excellence awards plastered on some navy ships even today. Looks like a black E with stripes underneath
Golden. Brilliant.
@@amistrophy Yes but in class it meant a fail
My entire O level experience lmfao
You deserve a whole show on tv
E
Yes that would be cool, but i would be concerned that people would actually believe its true.
@@EEEEEEEE E
He's far too good to be on TV.
For sure. This is the best take on humor ive ever seen
After the Hindenburg crash 83 Years later the company created a new transportation project where safety will be paramount, that is the "Titan Submersible"
Uh it kinda imploded
We also created an easy way to control the ship!
@@Bod-ih7iflol
@@Kel_Tasharuwoosh
@@Kel_Tasharuuhm YOU imploded
My grandfather witnessed the tragedy of the Titanic with his own eyes, but sadly never made it through. When the ship struck the iceberg, he repeatedly yelled out warnings to those around him that the ship was going to sink, but everyone just ignored him. After his final warning, they finally kicked him out of the movie theater!
Le me finish 🧑🔧
And after the drug dose was over he found himself on the same ship. He was hallucinating that he was in threater. But after then he collected himself and rank towards deck. Where ship was heading toward the same iceberg. Just as he wanted to shout out about the iceberg his senorita comes and places her hand on him and kiss him romantically untill ship hits ice berg and its to late for those to survive
But they were early enough to steal a life boat before the others took them all.
💀💀💀💀
Wow! I can't believe he was able to pass this information on to you
People are still so ignorant 😔😔
“Human fuel, waiter” lmaooo
Yes. We saw too.
@@Hello-no7gm but for for the people who are deaf and blind, this comment it very meaningful! Thanks cowboy, we couldnt see or hear it but thanks to you, we can laugh at it now!
@@EnverHalilHoxha1917 wait if they're blind how will they read the comment? We have to find another way!
*Starts aggressively printing brail on screen*
Hello brother
@@EnverHalilHoxha1917 and if theyre both how they get here in the first place
The E's joke was so clean 😭
Es
"Not Sinking grade" told me that it's most likely a joke
When were these videos recorded
@@I-Really-Like-Gaming.Idk, but this is edited
“Human fuel. I was the waiter, yeah.” 😂😂😂
Yesssir
I'm trying to think what he actually meant it's so confusing!
or was he...
😂😂😂
@@somegdplayer4039 food is human fuel so the waiter serves food
“Do you mean it was just water ”
“Your such a pedant”💀💀💀
With that deep ass voice yes
E
Passed with EEEE’s
*you're* It's in the video, how could you miss that?
We watched the video :/
As a maritime researcher I can confirm this is all completely true.
Well researched and 1010% fact-cleared, you meant?
Hi oceanlinerdesigns you reignited my love for ocean liners
Does that mean you scrupulously decide which soap to use when bathing?
I actually genuinely agree with you. @@Shigurenjoyer
Hey, it's our friend Mike Brady!
Im gonna start saying I passed my exams with ease
E E E E E E
E
*E*
E
That got me too
That was genius.
“Safety is paramount” shows Hindenburg 😂
E
To be fair, she was designed to use helium, but the Americans decided they wanted to burn some Germans
💀
@@EEEEEEEE F
Oh the humility….😂
The
“Just a bit warmer”
“The titanic passed the seaworthy test with eee’s”
And the
“Five stars”
Was just magnificent
Is nobody going to talk about how the title of the news article read “Titanic crew members quit after finding out the ‘lifeboats’ are made of *cake mixture* ” 💀💀
Read the article itself, it gets better. 🤣🤣
Or the lifejackets being particularly buoyant dogs😂😂
@@hrishinair4372the alarm was a small boy shouting inside a pipe
The seatbelts being pieces of string
Or when the ship sank, in the factory, *on land*
"If this boat hits anything it's going to f*****g sink"💀
God I never realized that the Titanic was such a huge mood
How is a boat sinking a mood, modern day banter hurts.
@@rockie5715 It's just meaningless Zoomer speak
@@rockie5715 banter?
@@Velvet-Of-Erion Lingo, slang, terminology, gobbeldygook.
I was laughing at this part...
At first I thought this was real but as I got into the video I realized this was ABSOLUTELY real.
That 5 star joke was f*****g gold
No pun intended
now that's a five star comment
"I moved fuel"
"For the ship?"
"No, human fuel"
"So food?You were a waiter?"
"Yes"
Fucking loved this one
As Warhammer 40k fan, I though he is a fuel hauler
501st like
596th like
@@superspies32 he wouldn't still be alive If that was the case the fuel haulers are the real suicide squad
“And the ship’s ‘safety alarm’ was uncovered as being a small boy shouting from inside a pipe.”
"Lifevests were buoyant dogs"
"seatbelts being pieces if string and the head of safety being a massive drunk"
@@impracticalPhysicsWait cruise ships have seatbelts?
@@SherlandShrouht-esse Probably not. I doubt ocean liners will have either, but it was a funny joke related to safety that Adrian could include in his fake newspaper article that forms 3 seconds of a youtube short.
The Hindenberg had me dying inside
I don’t typically laugh out loud at things on the internet, but that one got me.
It also had the passengers dying inside.
@@Echo556_same
@@MrDalek2150
Me:🤣🤣🤣
The Hindenberg passengers:💀💀💀
@@Men_Of_Culture33 nah bro hindenburg passengers:💀💥💥💀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💀
The 5 star joke was amazing
the with ease/E's joke is flying over everyones head lol
You should say the joke is f*****g amazing
E
Ikr I was dead
@@EEEEEEEE E!
“ have you taken the iceberg test?” That test would’ve been VERY helpful
The dialogue fits the recent Titanic submersible situation so well.
God yeah it does
$250,000 to go see the wreck. I paid £9.99 for Dr Ballard's book about it and didn't get killed by it.
@@zacmumblethunder7466dude Ballard is a fuckin legend. Found two maritime disasters and didn't go over budget. What a unit
@connorhart7597 He later said that the only thing he didn't do that he should have, was take one small item from the wreck. That would have given him exclusive salvage rights and stopped the plundering of the wreck, which is a grave site. I think he assumed others would be as respectful as he was.
@@zacmumblethunder7466 I can't even imagine the regret over that one small optimistic hope.
The news article says:
"...The former captain: "I didn't feel comfortable. In a way I should have known something wasn't right when the ship sank when it was technically still in the factory, on land, which shouldn't be possible"..." 😂😂😂
Here's what the newspaper says in full:
TITANIC CREW QUIT AFTER FINDING OUT 'LIFEBOATS' ARE MADE OF CAKE MIXTURE
17 members of the crew of the new gigantic vessel RMS Titanic walked out yesterday following a series of revelations regarding poor safety. Not only were the lifeboats found out to be essentially edible items, but lifejackets were discovered to be particularly buoyant dogs, and the ship's 'safety alarm' was uncovered as being a small boy shouting from inside a pipe. The former captain said "i didn't feel comfortable. In a away I should have known something wasn't right when the ship sank when it was technically still in the factory, on land, which shouldn't be possible. There were more warning signs as we tested her out, like the seatbelts being pieces of string and the head of safety being a massive drunk. At one point we nearly sank during in testing. I asked the head of safety what we should do and he suggested improving weight distribution by altering the arrangement of the deckchairs, which is a bit like doing something futile in the face of impending catastrophe. Anyway my crew members and I have had enough, and are quitting." Titanic officials are hoping to save on costs by promoting remaining crew members internally, and there are rumours that the ship's cabaret star will be the new chief of navigation.
(Interestingly the date on the top has no year, Saturday, February 23,)
@@SynoPTL bless you
LMFAO
@@SynoPTL i love that name lmfao
LMAOOOO
"If this boat hits anything it's going to f*****g sink."
"After finding out "lifeboats" are made of cake mixture"💀
“Have you done an iceberg yet?”
“Ye…… technically ye”
“What technicality?”
“Just a bit warmer ya know?”
“You mean water 💧?”
Got me dying
E
Dude was a goddamn detective.
*"You're such a Pedant."*
Here's what the newspaper says in full:
TITANIC CREW QUIT AFTER FINDING OUT 'LIFEBOATS' ARE MADE OF CAKE MIXTURE
17 members of the crew of the new gigantic vessel RMS Titanic walked out yesterday following a series of revelations regarding poor safety. Not only were the lifeboats found out to be essentially edible items, but lifejackets were discovered to be particularly buoyant dogs, and the ship's 'safety alarm' was uncovered as being a small boy shouting from inside a pipe. The former captain said "i didn't feel comfortable. In a away I should have known something wasn't right when the ship sank when it was technically still in the factory, on land, which shouldn't be possible. There were more warning signs as we tested her out, like the seatbelts being pieces of string and the head of safety being a massive drunk. At one point we nearly sank during in testing. I asked the head of safety what we should do and he suggested improving weight distribution by altering the arrangement of the deckchairs, which is a bit like doing something futile in the face of impending catastrophe. Anyway my crew members and I have had enough, and are quitting." Titanic officials are hoping to save on costs by promoting remaining crew members internally, and there are rumours that the ship's cabaret star will be the new chief of navigation.
I guess it’s the font or something but if you just screenshot the image it’s much easier and looks like less to read than how your text appears on a mobile RUclips comment
But “Key Crew” blocks out deckchai- somethin- impending catastrophe lol
@@chowderwhillis9448 i mean not everyone watch it in hd tho, my broke ass internet cant afford to read it from the video so
Thank you so much!
@@chowderwhillis9448 to improve weight distribution he suggested moving deckchairs, wich is like doing something futile in the face of disaster
“Ok so the Hindenburg thing didn’t work out so our new project is the dc-10”
“Well the dc-10 failed so we now have a contract with NASA to build 2 space shuttles, Challenger and Colombia.”
“Ok that didn’t work out so let’s turn to using our failed Titanic project for profit. I present to you the Titan Submarine!”
"that one failed to, so now we have our new company, ocean gate"
“New transportation project where safety is paramount”
*Hindenburg*
“Awww shit, here we go again”
"Hey, less people died!"
Wait till they go back to see the titanic!
We needed more lifeboats on the Hindenburg. Life planes….MARGARET GET ME A PEN I GOT A GOD DAMN IDEA
It was a hydrogen balloon with a room to smoke and use exposed flames to light cigarettes and cigars
And now were going back to water but deeper
(Oceangate reference)
The E’s joke was amazing
“Well, human fuel”
Normal person: waiter
Me: Human trafficker?!?
Ultimate budget boat in a nutshell
"lifeboats made from cake mixture"
"The alarm bell was basically a lanky boy screaming into a pipe"
"The lifejackets were buoyant dogs"
"The seatbelts were just pieces of string"
That'd ironically cost most than what was used to build the titanic 😂
@@Vamsi30107 the finest steel in the world! Cheap! Hah.
To save on construction costs, the hull wasn't actually made of steel plating, but rather chicken wire, covered with paper mache'.
Some exterior grade housepaint (on sale, of course), and no one could tell the difference. She was good to go! 🌅
@@carldeithorn3450 real
HL1 alarm sound be like
"passed with E's"
"it's gonna f*****g sink"
these are too good
edit: dang 12k likes ok
edit: dang 17k likes ok
This one don't have a commant dman here is one
Technical iceberg test😭
That one cracked me up
Im surprised it didnt get an I
LoL 😂😂
“I didn’t feel comfortable. I guess I’m a way I should have been concerned when the ship sank, during testing, while technically still on the land” absolutely dead
I used this to revise for my history test, it was so good that the teacher wrote "See me tomorrow after lesson" on it. I can't wait to see her, I wonder what reward she would give me for doing so well?
"His teacher was so proud of him that she rewarded him with a five star sticker"
*Shows a red palm mark on face*
@@Mark-ib7uqyou forgot, and a ticket to the titanic
Sooo what did she say im kinda curious
@@Dangerreaper she said that she loved my answer so much that I get to repeat the grade so that she gets more of my amazing answers
@@Theredribbon56 oh… 😢
“A new transportation project where safety is paramount”
**proceeds with Hindenburg**
Me: This is failure written all over
How many people actually got that joke though
I do
@@tadpo4984same
Well, at least there's no iceberg in the sky...
@@antokarman2064 hydrogen leaks
Passing with “E’s” and “five stars” were two VERY clever jokes back to back 😅
“So you are the new captain”
“Right”
“ What did you do before tho?”
“I was a waiter”
no he made being a waiter sound good on a resume thus getting the captain spot
"With a new transportation project where safely will be paramount, here it is thank you"
[The Hindenburg Airship]
*Looks like we gonna have another sequel about this 🗿*
E
at least one person got the joke at the end lmao
That being said, why is there no Titanic like Hinderburg movie?
@@jrny76 ik was looking for a comment like this Lao, can’t wait for the sequel!
@@abyssstrider2547 Imagine the life boat scene, but with LEVITATION! And ALIENS! And, like, a huge frickin’ EXPLOSIVE- on second thought, maybe a movie on the Hindenburg wouldn’t be great.
“NOW PRESENTING THE UNSINKABLE SHIP!!!”
*Not even 5 minutes later*
Literally sinks to the bottom of the ocean.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how much effort and detail he puts into these newspapers...
“In a way I should have known something wasn’t right when the ship sank when it was technically still in the factory, on land, which shouldn’t be possible.”
Good stuff.
"The navigator is a person with the eyes of an eagle!"
"Oh wow! He must have amazing vision!"
"Well yes, and no."
"What do you mean?"
"The eagle he got them from had amazing eyesight."
"New transportation method where safety will be paramount "
Shows Hindenburg 💀💀
That's what I was going to say
That waiter joke was just great 💀
In the middle of the video it shows a newspaper article, here's what the body of it says
17 members of the crew of the new gigantic vessel RMS titanic walked out yesterday following a series of revelations regarding poor safety. Not only were lifeboats found to be essentially edible items, but life jackets were discovered to be particularly buoyant dogs, and the ships 'safety alarm' was uncovered as being a small boy shouting from inside a pipe. The former captain said "I didn't feel comfortable. In a away (the typo was in the text) I should have known something wasn't right when the ship sank when it was technically still in the factory, on land, which shouldn't be possible. There were more warning signs as we tested her out, like the seatbelts being pieces of string and the head of safety being a massive drunk. At one point we nearly sank during in testing. I asked the head safety what we should do and he suggested improving the weight distribution by altering the arrangements of the deckchairs which is a bit like doing something futile in the face of impending catastrophe. Anyway my crew members and I have had enough and are quitting." Titanic officials are hoping to save on costs by promoting remaining crew members internally, and there are rumours that the ships cabaret star will be the new chief of navigation.
I typed this all out by hand btw so if you could like it would mean a lot to me
Damn this is interesting. Thanks for the type up
@@wazowski97 you're welcome! I thought that people should be able to read it without rewatching and pausing because it's really funny
@@shelly4301 haha yes, can't believe it when that in depth. Hilarious.
"the ship's safety alarm was uncovered as being a small boy shouting from inside a pipe"
I love how the newspaper said that it sank at the factory on land "which shouldn't be possible" lol
"Titanic crew quit after finding out 'life boats' are mad of cake mixture"😂😂😂 *LAWD HAVE MERCY*
Read the rest of the article, it's just as funny. It said the titanic sank on land while still on the factory😂😂😂😂
Soo the life boats were in this comedy universe made from SPONGECAKE!!!!!!!.......... why weren't they on the hindenbureg for dessert!
This is peak satire. Nothing will ever come close to this masterpiece.
Satire? Nonono, this is very informative history
The problem is that the simple minded will believe this and think it’s a history lesson.
stumbled upon your content and i absolutely adore it! the whole concept is honestly groundbreaking and super original and i love the editing style ! the comedy is very well paced and clever and the production value is impressive. the effort is very much appreciated, keep it up !
I really appreciate this m, thank you!
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“Just slightly warmer”💀
"The iceberg wa just warmer"
"So just water?"
"Human fuel"
"So you are the waiter"
"Yeah"
WTF 😂🤣😂
but he cut him off. It should have went like this:
"Human fuel"
"What?"
"So you were the w.."
"Yeah, I was the waiter"
f*****g funny as always 🤣
Five Stars!
"do you mean it was just water"
Got me laughing 💀
That Hindenburg joke burned me 💀
That wasn’t the only thing that burned
💀@@brandonnadel4298
Wasn't just you
that joke made me feel like there was hydrogen leaking inside of me💀💀
@@tweedledoo22 Glad it lightened your spirit.
I'm going to tell my mom that I pass all of my classes with easeeeee
fun fact: even if this wasn't on purpose, this is exactly the opposite of what happened. the titanic was often marketed as "luxurious and unsinkable". and it could theoretically survive an iceberg, but the ship's crew decided to move faster than in the tests (for some reason), even though they were told multiple times that this could be dangerous.
“She passed her test with Es”
Best part.
For all you guys who don’t know, there was a time where grades had an “E” instead of an F, however they abandoned this system because parents would think it meant “Excellent”
No, I think it’s a play on words like you hear “she passed her test with ease” but it means “she passed her test with E’s”
@@midnightpiano5802 maybe it was both
And F stands for fantastic
"Hindenburg" Jesse, we need to make H I N D E N B U R G.
But Mr. White! We don't have helium!
@@RealCyev Jesse, we have (definitely not highly flammable) hydrogen gas, that works the same.
@@ShortishGuy420 I am Gustavo Fring, I have brought you some stuff to smoke. Smoke it on the Hindenburg, Hisenburg.
"Where safety is it paramount"
Hindenburg
"Oh Look a Spark"💀
" The Winds are looking fast"💀
“With Ease”
*E’s on the scores*
Me: *Wheezing uncontrollably*
To be fair, the Hindenburg never had any problems with icebergs, so they definitely learned from their mistakes
Clever
Titanic: f***ks up
Hinderburg: Also fucks up
you fuk up too cause you forgot to censor the second fucks 💀
The Hindenburg at the end killed me 💀🤣
yeah and 34 other people 💀
".. it's gonna f*cking sink" man that got me laughed 😂
The pass with E's joke is funnier when you realise that E used to be fail instead of F, it was swapped because people thought it meeant Excellent
Imagine an alternate universe where all of these videos are true
Socially awkward Stalin 😂
Imagine Adrian made parody videos in that universe about events in the real world
They are more true than you think.
@@BigHenFor They really aren't, though.
Jokes/memes/movies =/= historically accurate
Titanic was one of the safest vessels to travel with for the time, which is why the whole "unsinkable" myth was a thing to begin with
@@andrehaugvaldstad Even though the details aren't factually accurate, most of reality is as ridiculous as it is in these videos. All the time people are making efforts to get things that are stupid at the core to look presentable and respectable
The titanic was actually really safe and even one of the safest ships out there, and had a modern 12 part difference where of the hull was breached it could be sealed off, it could handle three and sometimes for of these being breached, but the iceberg breached five, of twelve. Then the nearest ship was only a half hour away, but the communications officer went to bed just before it sank, so two strokes of bad luck killed the titanic
Oh but this vid is a joke. Dont take it seriously
Plus there was a fire in the fuel hold, which also would have been fine, but it weakened the strength of the hull which is why the iceberg did so much damage
Not to mention that there weren’t enough lifeboats for everybody on board to get off
That makes sense, but there are a ton of Gen Z whose first exposure to history are YT and TikTok shorts, so OP's comment still has some value.
@liverise5593 thanks :)
“If this boat hits anything it’s going to f*****g sink.”
I JUST DIED LAUGHING
“Titanic” and “struggled to pass safety tests” is giving me some deja vu
"iceberg, but a little warmer"
"you mean water"
" youre such a pedant"
...
im speechless
"Fuel......fuel transportation........human fuel....I was the waiter yeah" 💀💀💀💀 ain't no way
As a Titanic Expert, this had me rolling. 🎉
"She recently passed a seaworthy test with _ease"_
Cuts to a test with E grades
I'm at the brink of dying of here from laughing non-stop...but just one more replay.
"I didn't feel comfortable, in a way I should have known something wasn't right when the ship sank when it was technically still in the factory, on dry land, which shouldn't be possible"
“I moved human fuel”
So waiter
Yeah
That newspaper article had me dead 😂 absolutely worth pausing to read!
This video is just the meaning of puns .
The funny thing is that some of this is actually real. A bunch of employees quit right before the ship set sail because there was a problem in the engine room. (I don’t really understand boats, but I think they cut the boats brakes)
You are literally the funniest person on this platform.
“And there are rumors that the ship’s cabaret star will be the chief of navigation.” I thoroughly lost it when I paused and read the article here.
"I passed my Driving license with E's!"
"I'm going to drive around the education district"
I just random scrolled some older videos and ended up here. I was like "Wait, never see this before ... WAIT THIS IS NEW!"
Funny reference to how E used to be the lowest grade before it was changed to F because people thought E means excellent
Watching this after the latest sequel, we truly do live in a strange timeline
Passed with EEEEEs 😂
After so much bad press, the company started fresh and decided to move back to its nautical roots.
They rebranded as "Oceangate"
Bro nahhhh 😭😭
Nice
That "passing with E's" joke is so good
Adrian, you never fail to make me laugh. I just cannot thank you enough for that
"Did you do an iceberg test "
"Technically"
"What do you mean technically "
" Well it was a bit warmer"
"Do you mean it was water?"
“Warmer iceberg” “human fuel” had me dieing old people got some humor
The best forgotten history video ever
I’m just going to build a miniature titanic and hope people trust it enough to travel on the same route as the original.