Well, the norms in that world is different than ours. So, it's pretty normal over there and it's also been a long time since they saw a tank in that city.
It should also be noted that they are sitting on top of a massive aircraft carrier that's 5 miles long so being woken up by a tank at 6 o'clock in the morning is pretty normal.
Reminds me of a Czech joke after the Soviet intervention of 68'. A Yank and Russian discuss how many cars they have. The Yank has 3; one for work, one for shopping and one to visit friends. A Russian has 2 cars; one for work and one to go shopping. What does the Russian use to visit friends: a tank.
+Daring do Brown It is legal in the USA to have a 100% operational Tank. Providing you have the right paperwork, and the local law enforcement has to "Know" and "Approve" of you having it. Local Sheriff says "No" and well you can't have it within his country of Jurisdiction.
"Oh, I got an idea. All right, all right, get this: So, we get the Panzer IV, and- Shut up and listen, this is gold. Really. Okay, so we get the Panzer and roll it up to her house. And then, at unholy o'clock in the morning, in the smack-dab middle of a residential area... We fire a shell. Perfect or what?"
"I get inside my tank and start going around shooting in the air" "...why?" "Because if I'm awake at 6am I don't get why everyone around shouldn't!" "Well done, Sugar!"
If you can find a way to invent that so-called carbon protective lining then I’d be for it. Otherwise, I’m not a fan of being turned into human charcoal
joe laroche Lol, welcome to... Uhhh... I forgot what the russian school was called. XD PRAVDA I THINK! "Welcome to pravda high where we make you go deaf, much good yes?" Ahhhh me failing at accents yay...
I know this feeling, I lived next to a National Guard base for awhile. On Saturdays in the summer, 6:00 in the morning a column of M60 tanks would roll by about 20' from my bedroom heading to the live fire training area.
*fires main gun* "You got five seconds to move!" "Getting up at six isnt humanly possible..." "Having to fire a tank gun by your ear just to wake you up shouldn't be humanly possible...NOW GET YO ASS IN GEAR GIRL OR THE NEXT ONE GOES TO YOUR HOUSE!"
Why would you? A tank driving around town Full of cute girls is nothing compared to the fact that your "town" is on a _continent sized aircraft carrier_
This is a bit late but... the hatches were actually closed during the firing. You could hear them opening the hatches after the shot at about here 00:45
apparently you can also have the main gun active but not any machine guns, which makes sense to me because if your gonna go postal you'd need someone to go postal with as well as shells
1:17 This old woman, Oarai girls school of OG. A long time ago she was riding in Ⅳ Panzer. Currently participating in the sensha-dou game on Type 5 Chi-Ri (Ultimate rules).
Now, Now, guys, first put down the anti-tank weapons, you with the Panzerfaust and you with the RPG. You don't want to destroy such a marvelous feat of engineering and design. First Mako was woken by Saori, then Akiyama's Reverie, and then Miho's blank! though if Mako doesn't wake fast enough they might be tempted to use a live round though that is impossible. Yes I agree with all of those that we need this kind of alarm clock, every morning is like Mako's. And yes, this would be a wonderful form of vehicle to ride to school and visit your 'friends' and think of the fact that no one's gonna steal your parking space you can just park right on top of the offender's car.
During the subsequent match with Gloriana a Matilda loses control and crashes into a shop. THe shopkeeper watching the match is happy because the city will pay to have his shop rebuilt & remodeled!
If they did that in my neighborhood they would have gotten a Panzerfaust in the face because I wake up at 4 AM daily. and I would be like "Shut up my siblings are sleeping and I want to have the morning to myself so I can be the one to wake their butts up! Take this!" *Fires the Panzerfaust*
"Sorry it was a blank round" I mean I don't think sorry discounts the fact you're firing off a round at 6 in the morning. I'm sure I'd still be plenty pissed.
This was the first clip I ever saw from GundP ever. When the Panzer IV turned up it totally blew my mind. German Panzer driven by Japanese Schoolgirls, wtf? 😂😂😂Watched the Series after I found a legal streaming service and loved it.
Senshadou (tank martial art), is a sport accepted by the public in this anime. If you see the english subbed version. The neighbors are wishing them goodluck for the coming match.
idk much japanese but i know that the old lady says : ooo panzer iv (or something=whatever) its been a long time since i saw one (this means she may was in a kuroromine or ooarai a long time ago (ooarai stopped with shensha do (way of the tank) 20 years ago.
I think it's great! You should feel proud of the human brain to be able to acquire language without you even needing to put conscious effort into it. Especially one so different to ours. Also, I now think that I might have been better at languages at school if I could take japanese classes by watching Girls und panzer. That's one hell of an incentive to learn.
Imagine a morning call like this in a military school, but instead of a blank shot from a tank, the sound of an airstrike plays in the PA system hahahahah
Underrated moment, but when Miho gets the call that Mako ain't waking up and Saori being at a loss, what's her first reaction? A "not this shit again" sigh. Or "notto disu shitto agen", if you prefer. Either way, sweetie pie as she can be, Miho's still savage enough to not be above the semi-verbal facepalm.
"NEXT ONE IS GOING INTO YOUR HOUSE, NOW MOVE!"
That's one way of getting her out of bed!
She is one lazy bitch
I'm imagining her saying that with the straight face
Girls und Panzer abridged
Thats how i wake my lazy ass friend up with a russian tank
I love how a fucking tank rolls around their town and fucking shoots at 6AM and they're like "Oh, good morning! Good luck!"
Well, the norms in that world is different than ours. So, it's pretty normal over there and it's also been a long time since they saw a tank in that city.
@@joshuaamadeusishak1887 last time they saw a tank probaly had american men lol
Reminds me of this
m.ruclips.net/user/shortsxHfwekKLHi8
@@31oannamphong66 lol,
It should also be noted that they are sitting on top of a massive aircraft carrier that's 5 miles long so being woken up by a tank at 6 o'clock in the morning is pretty normal.
If they fired their cannon at like 6am. They would see me at one of the windows holding a Panzerfaust.
U serious? Faust sucks. Panzerschreck is buch better, but if you ask me, they would see me in a backyard with a howitzer)))
1011andriy For a mere Panzer IV Ausf. D, a panzerfaust is more than enough and isn't very bulky.
1011andriy
he wouldnt want the large backblast of a panzershreck messing up the inside of his house
Woah, I'd be swivelling an 88mm into position on them if this was them waking me up.
You guys are what's wrong with this world.
>not wanting to get woken up by a Pz IV (and some Mädchen)
man, i want to be woken up by a panzer IV full of cute girls, its not fair
vathros For all the perverts out their...
Brings a whole new meaning to "look, but don't touch"
The college-age beauties drive T-28 Heavy, T-26 Pershing, and Centurion. Would you like that wake-up call?
Hell I'd be happy with just the Panzer IV.
panzer III
Reminds me of a Czech joke after the Soviet intervention of 68'. A Yank and Russian discuss how many cars they have. The Yank has 3; one for work, one for shopping and one to visit friends. A Russian has 2 cars; one for work and one to go shopping. What does the Russian use to visit friends: a tank.
Hahahahahahahahahaha...
@@Demonaire You mean XAXAXAXAXAXA
xaxaxaxa
@@4lderion хахахахахахахаах
Is the joke that the Soviets made so many tanks they started selling them to civilians?
I love Yukari's tone when she says "Ohayou gozai masu" at 0:32. It's so enthusiastic and matter-of-fact, like an announcement
0:35
Yukari and bugle
0:42
"Mako, you got 5 minutes to get your ass up and get in this damn tank."
haha
Get inside the Eva, Shinji
This is actually legal in several countries provided the gun is disabled.
Wait legal to fire a gun in the air I bet 1 is the idiots America
gun deactivated aaaand the tracks must have rubber bads so you would not damage the road
+starace110 would love to have my own tank :D
+Daring do Brown It is legal in the USA to have a 100% operational Tank. Providing you have the right paperwork, and the local law enforcement has to "Know" and "Approve" of you having it. Local Sheriff says "No" and well you can't have it within his country of Jurisdiction.
+Daring do Brown It is not legal to fire a gun, any gun, into the air in a public area in America, you watch way too much liberal media.
"Oh, I got an idea.
All right, all right, get this:
So, we get the Panzer IV, and-
Shut up and listen, this is gold. Really.
Okay, so we get the Panzer and roll it up to her house.
And then, at unholy o'clock in the morning, in the smack-dab middle of a residential area...
We fire a shell.
Perfect or what?"
Read this in Sterling Archer's voice.
It was awesome.
JustAnotherPest LE'GO!!!
Bo-ring
I'm liking for "unholy o'clock in the morning."
I thought I was the only one with that time zone.
JustAnotherPest Blank round
戦車道があるゆえの周りの反応好き
I love how everyone is so happy seeing the tank go down their street.
I wouldn’t be so happy if it didn’t have rubber tracks. Steel tank tracks tear up streets!
@@battlepig1014 it's all good, they are carbon coated
@@battlepig1014fuck them streets. Government wasn’t going to fix ‘em anyways.
お婆ちゃんの「あらIV号久しぶりに動いてるの見たわね」って反応が昔活躍してたのを皆見てたんだろうなぁって思えるから凄くいい
このおばあさんが学生時代に戦車道で活躍してアメリカにまで試合しに行ったって話がガルパンのアンソロジー漫画にある。
I want to live in their world
Given your profile picture I can guess why. And it would be interesting.
Me too
William Hall u must be a girl first then..
+Dzulfiqar Bagas Tito Lets add boys to it then. Boys and girls.. Mhm: Gender und Panzer?
William Hall SAME!!!!!!! I WANT TO DRIVE THE TIGER 1
would be so cool getting pick up by a panzer IV
in a school morning
that's a Sunday
villiamanimelover it would be cooler
+Lukaselin pelailut no
각이다 TV ye
コンビニのドア開くのマジ好き
そこ爆笑した
こんな朝の起こし方…最高じゃねーかッ!!ww
確かにこの轟音なら、どんなねぼすけだろうと1発で目覚めるな👍
目覚ましが大量にある、故になんとか起きようとした麻子さんカワイイ
5個あるから、4つはアンコウメンバーの要請(プレゼント or 置いてった)
"I get inside my tank and start going around shooting in the air"
"...why?"
"Because if I'm awake at 6am I don't get why everyone around shouldn't!"
"Well done, Sugar!"
If someone woke me up like this, I wouldn't mind.
Sometimes I really wish that it was a real sport xD
I wouldn't mind driving/shooting tanks for fun haha
Have to finish inventing the carbon nano tube armor that makes it safe as a inner liner of the tanks.
or can use play-doh shells and forget about it altoghether (although less range and explosion)
Then U must watch Tank Biathlon in Russia
Wietse van Amerongen I more like to be the tank commander
If you can find a way to invent that so-called carbon protective lining then I’d be for it. Otherwise, I’m not a fan of being turned into human charcoal
You know you messed up when you fire a tank gun early in the morning and see the windows with bowls popping out of them
You get it if you get it
Imagine this... With a KV-2 instead.
WTF
박명규
KA-BOOOOOOOOOM! "Wake the FUCK up already, we got a match. :/"
you would probably if not certainly go deaf from the blast
joe laroche
Lol, welcome to... Uhhh... I forgot what the russian school was called. XD PRAVDA I THINK! "Welcome to pravda high where we make you go deaf, much good yes?" Ahhhh me failing at accents yay...
Pravda High had 1st year students drive the KV-2
I know this feeling, I lived next to a National Guard base for awhile. On Saturdays in the summer, 6:00 in the morning a column of M60 tanks would roll by about 20' from my bedroom heading to the live fire training area.
ずっと思ってたけど、朝起こすのに戦車使うっていのはカッコイイ!!それに空砲でも凄い音するんだ!!
*fires main gun*
"You got five seconds to move!"
"Getting up at six isnt humanly possible..."
"Having to fire a tank gun by your ear just to wake you up shouldn't be humanly possible...NOW GET YO ASS IN GEAR GIRL OR THE NEXT ONE GOES TO YOUR HOUSE!"
Miho is a good friend to be helping Mako and a great commander to be doing it so inventively.
In the immortal words of Potential History:
"Yukari is my spirit animal."
沙織がみぽりんの事を呼び捨てにする数少ないなシーン
For someone who is still sleepy, Mako sure has an iron grip on that blanket...
*I've watched the show so much that i can watch it without the subtitles and still understand*
this is just most beatiful anime and one of my favorite too. i really hope theyre going to make even more of this.
I wish I lived in a world where young girls drive tanks around town and nobody bats an eye.
i wouldnt ;)
Why would you? A tank driving around town Full of cute girls is nothing compared to the fact that your "town" is on a _continent sized aircraft carrier_
only a tank can make mako wake up
As Soon As The Tank Rolls In EVERYONE Wakes Up And Thinks: Oh Great Its Back
こーいうノリってアメリカ映画っぽくて好き。
am i the only one who laughed hard when miho and hana fired a blank yo their two heads is sticking out hhahahhahaha
Zen Wistaria no you aren't
This is a bit late but... the hatches were actually closed during the firing. You could hear them opening the hatches after the shot at about here 00:45
武部殿こんだけ女子力の塊なのにモテないってこの世界どうなってるんだ
Fun fact, disarmed tanks are actually street-legal in England and, for reasons that I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, are exempt from London's congestion charge.
apparently you can also have the main gun active but not any machine guns, which makes sense to me because if your gonna go postal you'd need someone to go postal with as well as shells
"ALLO!! POLLY!!! AWAKEY WAKEY!!!!"
(The five alarm clocks was a nice touch, at least Mako tries.)
The wake-up call I want.
Sadly, not the wake-up call I deserve.
This show restored my faith in anime.
0:55 That means "Guten Morgen Kamerad!"
Jawoll.
1:17 This old woman, Oarai girls school of OG. A long time ago she was riding in Ⅳ Panzer. Currently participating in the sensha-dou game on Type 5 Chi-Ri (Ultimate rules).
I just like how everyone act like
"Just another day in the office"
I want to one day wake up my family like this.
New Bucket list achieved 😆
If they did this at like 6 AM the last thing they'd see is a Japanese Soldier holding a Type 4 70 mm AT Rocket Launcher
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Profile pic checks out
Are you sure you wouldn't use the Yamato instead?
@@chaselaurence8783 Might as well pull out the Akagi and send a few Aichis on their way
In that case. . .
Now where did I leave that ohka?
@@kleiton__ The Aichi is pretty outdated, I'd prefer the Ryusei
How is this already over a decade old, goddamn
This is the best historical meme that reality of World War can approved
初期のみぽりんって露骨に嫌そうな顔したりめんどくさそうな表情するのが好き
すみません、空砲です。で済む街良いな
久しぶりに観ようかな
空砲です❗じゃないよ❗
(´∀`*)ヶラヶラ
Bugles don’t work what you need is a PZ III firing blanks and in my opinion I think a 15cm sig would work better
The FamilyMart is no more.
それな
Never saw people this happy, especially when they saw a *Tank* in front of their house.
"Get in loser! we're going tanking!"
ガルパンの世界観が一目瞭然の動画!ですね🎉👍この動画と、マウスを撃破した動画は何十回見ても飽きません。最終章6話の時は、私は70歳近いですが…出会えて良かった作品です。北海道のガルパンシニアの独り言でした。皆さん、ガルパン文化の継承よろしくお願いしますよ!それが皆さんの戦車道ですよ(^_^)/
that alarmclock rolling on the road
i liked how everyone in the town was enjoing the Tank cause some of the residents were in the Panzer class in the past..
なんという起こし方wでも楽しそう
Now, Now, guys, first put down the anti-tank weapons, you with the Panzerfaust and you with the RPG. You don't want to destroy such a marvelous feat of engineering and design.
First Mako was woken by Saori, then Akiyama's Reverie, and then Miho's blank! though if Mako doesn't wake fast enough they might be tempted to use a live round though that is impossible.
Yes I agree with all of those that we need this kind of alarm clock, every morning is like Mako's.
And yes, this would be a wonderful form of vehicle to ride to school and visit your 'friends' and think of the fact that no one's gonna steal your parking space you can just park right on top of the offender's car.
I just think that the shockwave and blast sound would be really annoying plus dangerous in a city with houses built so close to each other.
unless they delibritlly did that and put a teller mine there to blow the thing up. :P
Aye Aye, (PanzerKampfWagon) Leopard 2A7 standing down.
maidenofthelight aww fine...
*puts down FGM-148 Javelin*
Golem215 where did you find that thing.
0:42 Bitch you got 5 seconds.
The tank would totally tear up the pavement. Cost a lot of money for the city lol
rubber tracks?
+Boris Chung Nope, they're metal.
the city is a GIANT SHIP, i'm sure it can afford a few pavements.
During the subsequent match with Gloriana a Matilda loses control and crashes into a shop. THe shopkeeper watching the match is happy because the city will pay to have his shop rebuilt & remodeled!
CCTV9 its anime
「すみません空砲です」ww
空砲でもいかんがな❗
住民がビックリするじゃないか
市街が空母の上にある時点で、そういう現実での近所迷惑とかの常識ってどうでもよくない?
主機の騒音とか揺れとか考えたら艦上に市街とかありえない。
そういう現実では非日常的なものを、この世界では日常なのだとうまく描写してると思うのよ、この作品は。
より大きなありえない虚構によって、戦車道という虚構への違和感を小さくしてると思う。
@@kamkam_99
まぁね、、
この「学園艦」って、例えばとあるシリーズの「学園都市」以上に異常な設定だしね。
学園都市は、もし「科学」というものが「ああしたモノ」ならば、有り得る「必然性」はあるが、
学園艦には全く必然性がないしねW
@@kamkam_99 そもそも当初はミリオタに叩かれまくると思ってたのに一話のラストで超巨大空母が映った辺りから叩く気力も無くなって逆に戦闘描写でハマった人が増えたって聞きましたね・・・
If they did that in my neighborhood they would have gotten a Panzerfaust in the face because I wake up at 4 AM daily. and I would be like "Shut up my siblings are sleeping and I want to have the morning to myself so I can be the one to wake their butts up! Take this!" *Fires the Panzerfaust*
朝っぱらからこんなんされたらキレるけど四号戦車見たら許せそう
2次大戦を経験したであろうおばあちゃんが
「あら四号、久しぶりに動いてるのを見たわねぇ」
とくると言葉の重さが違う
"Sorry it was a blank round"
I mean I don't think sorry discounts the fact you're firing off a round at 6 in the morning. I'm sure I'd still be plenty pissed.
さおりんがみぽりんを「みほ」って呼んでるの今となってはレアやな
1都市が甲板上に存在する超大型空母が存在すると言う《良い意味で頭おかしい》作品w
0:35 That just looks like a smug face to me and I don't know why (you gotta pause)
Me: sleeping peacefully on a Saturday morning
The Pz IV around the corner: Allow me to introduce myself
I aint gonna lie,but i sure hope a president of ours would create a tank school.
I just imagine a tank rolling up and they guy who pop out the drop is like "Sup niggas"
I love how people are acting normal about a tank just cruising around the neighborhood
Man i'd act normal too
Ha i can imagine even a modest gun like that, shaking the whole street. The energy and sound bouncing off buildings. Nice!!!
This was the first clip I ever saw from GundP ever. When the Panzer IV turned up it totally blew my mind. German Panzer driven by Japanese Schoolgirls, wtf? 😂😂😂Watched the Series after I found a legal streaming service and loved it.
Mako using gravity so hard that Newton's giving her a thumbs-up from the grave
>tfw you'll never be woken up by a panzer IV
You put it in black and white and in German everything changes😂
戦車で迎えに来てほしいなぁ…
そうですね〜
Senshadou (tank martial art), is a sport accepted by the public in this anime. If you see the english subbed version. The neighbors are wishing them goodluck for the coming match.
ガルパンって作画めちゃくちゃきれいだなぁ…!!!
目的のために最速最短の手段を選択する西住殿の本性が垣間見えて興味深い
- What is this fuss?
- Nothing dear. Just a bunch of schoogirls riding their tank for their school.
- Oh, ok.
Vetuyasha -Me Mom!I'm going to ride my M4 tank around with the other girls!
Mom- OK have Fun!!!
Me- Best mom ever
Damn I want to be woken up like every morning and then every time a different tank
Am I crazy for wishing that someone would come to wake ME up like that everyday ?
I'd be running for my life if i heard a huge bang go off in my town
I wanna drive a Tank at a Drive thru just to get some Cheese Burgers and Chili Fries with some Mountain Dew
If our daily life could experience that, it seems that so cool!
idk much japanese but i know that the old lady says : ooo panzer iv (or something=whatever) its been a long time since i saw one (this means she may was in a kuroromine or ooarai a long time ago (ooarai stopped with shensha do (way of the tank) 20 years ago.
All i can think is
"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!"
When your driver dont wake up:
*BANG!*
Miho: “THE NEXT ROUND IS GOING INTO YOUR HOUSE…NOW MOVE IT!!!”
Actually 0:43 someone is shouting "Nanda!?" which, in this case, means something along the lines of "What was that!?".
Imagine you are going home after months in warzone and the first morning you hear that same goddamn sound of a tank fire.
I think it's great! You should feel proud of the human brain to be able to acquire language without you even needing to put conscious effort into it. Especially one so different to ours.
Also, I now think that I might have been better at languages at school if I could take japanese classes by watching Girls und panzer. That's one hell of an incentive to learn.
Imagine a morning call like this in a military school, but instead of a blank shot from a tank, the sound of an airstrike plays in the PA system hahahahah
If that thing waked me up in like 7:00AM he would found RPG round in turret!
And witness as it does nothing
It is regular thing in Japan so nope.
Marko Hrastinski I mean your round would bounce off
No it wont just ask hundreds of satisfied Japanese customers who have that thing next to there bed,and are using that in the morning every day.
Marko Hrastinski RPG-7 has 30mm Penetration, Panzer IV had 80mm armour and some spaced armour.
I loved this show so much.....
Underrated moment, but when Miho gets the call that Mako ain't waking up and Saori being at a loss, what's her first reaction? A "not this shit again" sigh. Or "notto disu shitto agen", if you prefer. Either way, sweetie pie as she can be, Miho's still savage enough to not be above the semi-verbal facepalm.
Something about it activating the connivence store door makes me laugh.
I’ve watched this scene dozens of times, and I always laugh when those doors open…
0:36 Just another normal day outside