We were doing it just for this episode to celebrate our new game. The rest of the season will be improvised scenarios made by the cast. I think you're gonna like it :)
I asked on Facebook & Blaine has clarified in the comments that the card game is only for this episode: the rest are improvised by the cast. The whole company pitched in to make them.
I wish they would re-enact "For 1 million dollars, every time you lose track of an item, it teleports somewhere else in your house" from the card game :D Burnie retweeted that one a few weeks back and I find it hilarious!
The first and third one could go hand in hand, someone kisses you and you whistle, then an linebacker comes in and knocks you out before the kid even lands a hit.
Imagine this one day your casually watching football and then somebody in your house whistles and you just see the linebacker in the game start running out of the stadium and a minute later he tackles you
I'm fairly positive it counts for whatever name you go by. If your birth certificate says "Jacob", but you go by "Jake", it would probably only happen if someone called you "Jake".
+Grave Robber you don't really have to research it.. She's in a lot of videos and all over Geoff's social media. Judging by the fact that you don't know what she looks like and got offended when I said you are a new fan, I'm guessing you are either a troll or simply a new fan which is nothing to be ashamed of
+Blaine Gibson are you kidding me? One MILLION dollars.. I could've quit my shitty job but instead I'd rather watch these 5 minute videos every few weeks.
I would take that first scenario in a heartbeat. I would love to get the chance to test my abilities over time. After a year or so, that linebacker would wind up running the other direction, because I've got this down, now.
I agree that it is different with the card game. I like the show because I like seeing the personality behind the scenario. You can always tell a Gavin scenario because it has a certain child like wonder to it. When they use the cards it not as funny, in my opinion, and it lacks that personal touch.
I've said it once, twice, but I'll say it again. Million Dollars, But, every time your girlfriend/wife/fiance starts her period, you feel that same amount of pain she does.
When Bernie Chuck's the molvotv cocktail at the car it's the same one they used for the "Bing Self-Driving Car" short. It even still has aol written in the back of the car
Got the actual game and came up with this scenario: Million Dollars But every time you feel uncomfortable you shoot into space at supersonic speed, then crash land with only minor injuries. Would be a pretty good ice breaker when your at a party and know nobody. But the property damage you'd have to pay for would make it a hard decision to make.
Yea idk why people have to make themselves look uglier with hair dye. I wonder if meg wants to top it all off with some nose piercings and tattoos? Coughcoughgriffincough
+SheNoob087 give me a break, i dont buy into that feminist bullshit "every woman is beautiful in their own way." Just like Michael Jones once said, "ugly men, ugly women", except Griffin isnt even inherently ugly, she just chose to be with her nose ring (is she a bull in a rodeo?) and body covered in tattoos.
Just because you don't find Griffon attractive because of her piercings and tattoos, doesn't mean that everyone feels the same way. Everyone has a personal preference, I (for instance) really dig chicks with tattoos.
+Travis Hill I mean no one's forcing you to watch it and obviously plenty of other people like it. Opinions are opinions and trying to argue who's "right" when it comes to an opinion will lead you no where. You will never convince someone who doesn't like onions to change their mind so just don't even bother and let people enjoy what they enjoy.
I think what they meant by riot is getting everyone to scream your name like.. "Kira! Kira! Kira!" Cuz their kind of riot was DEFINITELY hard to pull off. Not even with a Million Dollars.
Million Dollars, but... Every time somebody you don't know talks to you (like, starts a conversation with you), John Cena comes in and suplexes a random person in the same room as you (includes you)
Burnie looked great in that sketchy trenchoat.
I actually thought the same. He looked pretty good
Do you know where he got it by any chance?
that he did
Like Billy Butcher
Michael as the queen was one of the funniest things Ive ever heard
Wait, was Michael really the Queen? :O
@@JaneSt.Valentine Just the voice.
Fun fact: it sounds just like his Denice voice.
@@Collsy100 Oh... that's a little disappointing...
Same I almost passed out from laughter 😂😂
Aint no one kissing me anyways might as well take the money on that one.
You've have been hurt, that much is true.
You've have been hurt, that much is true.
aayyyyeeee me too
Get a million and everyone will want to kiss you.
+Alsmir but they just want your money so it will be meaningless
i think liked it more where they came up with the scenarios themselves rather than using the pre made game cards
I think they only did it this episode to celebrate the games release.
We were doing it just for this episode to celebrate our new game. The rest of the season will be improvised scenarios made by the cast. I think you're gonna like it :)
Didn't they come up with most of the cards themselves, though?
Well they are the ones that came up with the cards for the game
Yep! The whole company pitched in
A little disappointed they limited the imagination of Gavin Free to just what the cards say.
It was still pretty funny
+FriendlyFire2830 oh, for sure.
A lot of suggestions in the game were probably from Gavin anyway.
I asked on Facebook & Blaine has clarified in the comments that the card game is only for this episode: the rest are improvised by the cast. The whole company pitched in to make them.
"I think I'd try it". Pretty sure Michael just likes the idea of hitting kids. I can relate. They're very punchable.
Funny how he has two kids now
I wish they would re-enact "For 1 million dollars, every time you lose track of an item, it teleports somewhere else in your house" from the card game :D Burnie retweeted that one a few weeks back and I find it hilarious!
I would totally do the first one. Each time, I'd try to fight the linebacker, and eventually become NFL level strong.
Maybe if you are playing with some friends and are a man down, the linebacker would stick around.
The first and third one could go hand in hand, someone kisses you and you whistle, then an linebacker comes in and knocks you out before the kid even lands a hit.
+Raptor Jesus Then the person you kissed screams your name in concern, and the linebacker starts a riot.
Wow. Episode has been out a whole 5 minutes and no one made a Gavin ♡Ryan♡Meg joke.
Meg left
+Kevin O'Neal They still make jokes about it though.
Yeah... I miss the Turn-wood. They were really funny and entertaining together for some reason.
+Kevin O'Neal Meg and Ryan still stream together!
Imagine this one day your casually watching football and then somebody in your house whistles and you just see the linebacker in the game start running out of the stadium and a minute later he tackles you
Can we just take a moment to admire that sweet jones kiss at 2:49
And how freaking hard Iris would headbutt her dad if she saw it?
scenario 2: just use a fake name ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm fairly positive it counts for whatever name you go by. If your birth certificate says "Jacob", but you go by "Jake", it would probably only happen if someone called you "Jake".
+Mr. Pokirby Yeah, being as Bernie's name isn't actually Bernie.
+DragonhunterZeroSeven Nineteen Burnie's nickname isn't even "Bernie".
+DragonhunterZeroSeven Nineteen Yeah, it's Burnie.
+Mulhim Akmal Azim Ah whatever it's pronounced the same.
1, No: I'm too fragile
2, No: Its too much trouble
3, No: I would be single for life
I've only gotten to this series and man the acting/directing is spot-on!
The queen part made me laugh so hard
I can't do the whistle one. My dad whistles every second of his life. I would be dead.
Basically you'd be hit by more than one at a time.
That girl must have had fun acting out scenario 3.
i feel like the kid that kicked Gavins ass has gotta be Geoffs kid.
You'd be wrong.
Millie has her revenge for not being in a Queen Millie lets play
Wow you must be a new rooster teeth fan
+Chris Tapia nah, just haven't taken the time to research what the kids of each member looks like. Besides, all you meat bags look the same to me.
+Grave Robber you don't really have to research it.. She's in a lot of videos and all over Geoff's social media. Judging by the fact that you don't know what she looks like and got offended when I said you are a new fan, I'm guessing you are either a troll or simply a new fan which is nothing to be ashamed of
A Million Dollars, But... You can't watch Million Dollars, But...
Never.
+Blaine Gibson are you kidding me? One MILLION dollars.. I could've quit my shitty job but instead I'd rather watch these 5 minute videos every few weeks.
+Alienated it's a joke
Mever
I'll pass
Aaaah now this is an episode. All three of my favorite people.
Posted 15 seconds ago, new personal record
Okay, the old lady fights and the child take-take over bits cracked me up!
I would take that first scenario in a heartbeat.
I would love to get the chance to test my abilities over time.
After a year or so, that linebacker would wind up running the other direction, because I've got this down, now.
ugh... I was excited to watch this, until Burnie said they'd be using the card game:/
same
its still funny
it's literally no different at all then how it was before
Except they came up with the ideas for it anyway, just a few months in advance. There is no difference.
I agree that it is different with the card game. I like the show because I like seeing the personality behind the scenario. You can always tell a Gavin scenario because it has a certain child like wonder to it. When they use the cards it not as funny, in my opinion, and it lacks that personal touch.
1:33 burning actually looks pretty badass when he turned around like that
I've said it once, twice, but I'll say it again. Million Dollars, But, every time your girlfriend/wife/fiance starts her period, you feel that same amount of pain she does.
I'd do it. I think it'd bring you closer to your girl.
No way!! Periods suck ;(
Think I'd do it. But does it change when you change girlfriends/spouses?
a million dollars? of course, half the world already does it for free
Jokes on you I'm single so I'll take my cool million.
it's good to have MDB back
After seeing this the next time i see michael i'll pose with him holding me in a choke hold and share the picture on facebook
Those kid fight shots are simply fantastic.
That set looks so incredible I want to live in it.
I could do the third one. It may damage my dignity, but it's nothing a million dollars can't cure.
Plus I don't have a girlfriend anyway, so...
My personal favourite MDB cast.
I wanna see Joel in one episode of this season
Unlikely.
I like how the British Royal Guard at 2:08 is using a Carbine/Assault Rifle when the British actually use Bullpup rifles.
Why is that one guy from the slow Mo guys here?
Cause he works there...
He gets that a lot, but that's actually his twin brother
U must be new, Gavin is in a lot of shows at RT including AH, podcasts, X-Ray and Vav, and more
+BigBadBob 70 It's a joke, my friend
Dan?
YES! I've been waiting for some more of this
I'm glad this series is back
Scenario 2 aged well..
When Bernie Chuck's the molvotv cocktail at the car it's the same one they used for the "Bing Self-Driving Car" short. It even still has aol written in the back of the car
When Gavin is playing this game, I wonder if he is thinking. "Do I really need another million dollors"
So glad to see the show is back
I go back to watch these when I'm hung over, it helps, lots
Shoutout to Jon at 2:02
Say, that middle guy sounds like the police officer from Laser Team. That's so awesome! :D
Got the actual game and came up with this scenario: Million Dollars But every time you feel uncomfortable you shoot into space at supersonic speed, then crash land with only minor injuries. Would be a pretty good ice breaker when your at a party and know nobody. But the property damage you'd have to pay for would make it a hard decision to make.
The protesting baby killed me.
Who would whistle at meg tho lol
Every straight man on the planet
i would whistle but i can't....
Yea idk why people have to make themselves look uglier with hair dye. I wonder if meg wants to top it all off with some nose piercings and tattoos? Coughcoughgriffincough
+SheNoob087 give me a break, i dont buy into that feminist bullshit "every woman is beautiful in their own way." Just like Michael Jones once said, "ugly men, ugly women", except Griffin isnt even inherently ugly, she just chose to be with her nose ring (is she a bull in a rodeo?) and body covered in tattoos.
Just because you don't find Griffon attractive because of her piercings and tattoos, doesn't mean that everyone feels the same way. Everyone has a personal preference, I (for instance) really dig chicks with tattoos.
This video came out on my birthday :). Best gift ever!
This is the funniest thing ever. Particularly the riot thing!!
From what I saw and heard at the Million Dollars But RTX Panel, this should be the best season yet!! :D
The fact the Queens Guard in that short clip didn't have a L85A2 REALLY bugged me.
i just got a million dollars
im lonely...
we need hour long episodes of this
first
sevil nataS
(O)_(O)
I'm 546,743 😂👌😩😩
3:45 BAD TOUCH!!!
This... this is simply bad
What do you mean?
As opposed to bad in a very complicated way, obviously.
barbaro267 They made a video about an overused "joke" Gavin has been making since like 2010
+Travis Hill I mean no one's forcing you to watch it and obviously plenty of other people like it. Opinions are opinions and trying to argue who's "right" when it comes to an opinion will lead you no where. You will never convince someone who doesn't like onions to change their mind so just don't even bother and let people enjoy what they enjoy.
24 thousand people have decided you are wrong- probably because you are.
Omg I lost it at the queen part😂😂😂
Trenchcoat Burnie is best Burnie.
Easily the best show on RT
the riot one just get everyone to call you a nickname
This show needs a suitcase with real million dollars in the background!
I love the little reenactments
its the best part
gavin is like ooh nu im a million dollars poorer now. buggers
My new life goal is to take a selfie with Michael while he has me in a chokehold
When the principal was wailing on the kids,I imagine the song is"Bad Reputation" by Joan Jett. 🎶
These need to be longer
poor Ryan would get beat up by his kids when putting them to bed.
I watched the first million dollars but 2 minutes after it came out its come so far.
It's back baby!
I shouldn't have been drinking something during the last one, water everywhere lol!
Bet the kids had a lot of fun with that last one.
To be honest the picture you would get with them would be super rad
please make these forever
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS! IVE BEEN WANTING THIS! IVE BEEN BREATHING THIS! IVE BEEN DOING EVERYTHING WITH THIS!
I like Gavin's confidence that he thinks he will be knighted at some point.
Thank god it's back yes thank u rooster teeth
As a Basketball Player, Coach and Umpire, Scenario 1 is pretty much my worst nightmare come true.
Whoohoo!!! A new episode!!!
YESSSSS! NEW SEASONNNNN
Now I really want the game!!!
When I saw this I was pumped but as soon as I heard the card game I was so sad
1:07 so thats where Tyler went after FreePlay ended
I think what they meant by riot is getting everyone to scream your name like.. "Kira! Kira! Kira!"
Cuz their kind of riot was DEFINITELY hard to pull off. Not even with a Million Dollars.
Million dollars, but, daily for a year, a camouflaged ninja will throw a snowball straight for your head at a random time.
YEEEEES. LOVE THIS SERIES!
i love the card games, but these were a lot funnier when the guys made it up themselves
i was waiting for this!
That kissing kid whupass one would be pretty easy to get around if you already have a s/o
That little girl is a champ lol
2:56
ooooohhhhhh chihuahua..........
Hahahahaha, the queen bit
PLEASE DO MORE!!!
Million Dollars, but...
Every time somebody you don't know talks to you (like, starts a conversation with you),
John Cena comes in and suplexes a random person in the same room as you
(includes you)
Christ not even a minute in and i'm thinking James Harrison... or Troy Polamalu! you can have my NOPES!
I was like "I think I've seen this before... Is this a reupload?" and I have! It was played at RTX! (insert another humble brag here)
I like that Gavin both thinks that one day he'll be knighted and also when it happens he will wear a t-shirt
cant wait for next episodes :D
It's back !!!
Imagine playing a basketball game with the linebacker thing
Gavin getting knighted for making slow mo by the queen...I can see it