Court Reporter MAGIC! The Steno Machine

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

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  • @Ichabod_Jericho
    @Ichabod_Jericho 3 года назад +4550

    I feel like I understand it even less after seeing it in action.

    • @MF-bl6ed
      @MF-bl6ed 3 года назад +197

      Hahah right? Before I just assumed they were super fast typists, and I was happy with that assumption. Then I realized they are fast wizard people

    • @Elgreasyburrito650
      @Elgreasyburrito650 3 года назад +33

      Yea me too i always thought they used a regular keyboard and just typed really fast

    • @fabianatrindade56
      @fabianatrindade56 3 года назад +6

      Yup. I'm even more confusion now

    • @kathryntaylor6080
      @kathryntaylor6080 3 года назад +23

      Because all of the letters of the alphabet are not on the machine, you do the first half of the word on the left and the last half on the right, then it is spelled phonetically in some cases and spelled out in others. So A, is just A. B is P and W, since there is no B. There is a T, so it's T. So if you're going to write the word bat, you'd press PW, A, and T all at the same time. It's memorization and lots of practice. Basically learning an entire language and definitely takes great skill. On a typewriter, you type one letter at the time, but in steno, you can write an entire word and then there are what are called "briefs" for entire sentences. That way you can move quickly and write an entire sentence someone speaks all in one stroke. Here's the steno alphabet for you: A PW KR TK E is A B C D E. So to write cat, it'd be KRAT all in one stroke. :)

    • @rabbitpiet7182
      @rabbitpiet7182 3 года назад

      @@kathryntaylor6080 random stranger of the internet, what’s reserved for KAT?

  • @Knappa22
    @Knappa22 3 года назад +10492

    It blows my mind how they can learn all the combinations and hit them so precisely

    • @jrd3807
      @jrd3807 3 года назад +430

      Muscle memory, same thing with musical instruments

    • @MegaMech
      @MegaMech 3 года назад +141

      As a pianist I say its easy.

    • @Knappa22
      @Knappa22 3 года назад +200

      @@MegaMech I’m a pianist as well (ABRSM Grade 7) but I still think these stenographers are great!

    • @MegaMech
      @MegaMech 3 года назад +54

      @@Knappa22 I have a music degree. It's cool but it's no different than a normal keyboard except it's in macros or pseudo-IPA. Tempting to try learning it by setting up a normal keyboard to do it but there's not really a point. I type at 120WPM but 200WPM sounds amazing.

    • @-ofrenzy2983
      @-ofrenzy2983 3 года назад +38

      For money a person can do anything

  • @Oh_You_Know_
    @Oh_You_Know_ 3 года назад +7355

    Its not the typing for me... its being able to catch every word people are saying and then being able to type it out

    • @MzAnzu
      @MzAnzu 3 года назад +193

      ikr that's what stresses me abt it

    • @zelbarbero
      @zelbarbero 3 года назад +159

      Oh yes this is some sort of special skill. I make minutes of meetings and I still have a hard time catching up.

    • @Caribbeanpiratesrule
      @Caribbeanpiratesrule 3 года назад +6

      So the whole thing
      Haha
      But yeah it's insane

    • @jaushabakkas8127
      @jaushabakkas8127 3 года назад +56

      Same, that is what baffled me too. They need shadowing maybe..0.1 second behind, and that is freaking hard for human memory to catch up, not to mention how chaotic court can be.

    • @alejandrar127
      @alejandrar127 3 года назад +27

      maybe they just deactivate their brain, like just focusing on the words they hear and not on their meaning? I do that a lot sometimes and I'm able to write by hand what people are saying (but ofc only a few phrases and not entire conversations)

  • @user-ct6hr5nu1q
    @user-ct6hr5nu1q 3 года назад +9247

    If I’m ever in court I’ll make sure to speak slowly

    • @lofa5703
      @lofa5703 3 года назад +80

      Hahahhahahahah

    • @MarcosGarcia-kx4rb
      @MarcosGarcia-kx4rb 3 года назад +678

      Maybe you would end up making him lose his pace and Getting him angry lol

    • @doncourtreporter
      @doncourtreporter 3 года назад +58

      Thank you in advance. Peace.

    • @happyfacefries
      @happyfacefries 3 года назад +110

      It actually makes it worse for them.

    • @filipedias7284
      @filipedias7284 3 года назад +19

      You're a good person

  • @chorizo4920
    @chorizo4920 3 года назад +4350

    “Girl you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.”

  • @someguy007
    @someguy007 4 года назад +3588

    If i had that job ud often hear me yelling.... "HEY, HEY, slow down, this is not a speech race. now just repeat your last sentence...... ?"

    • @CourtReportingServices
      @CourtReportingServices  4 года назад +804

      As a court reporter, you can and should interrupt when speakers are messing up the record. Of course, we have to try to be professional when doing it no matter what you are thinking in your head. ;)

    • @reina_harhar7815
      @reina_harhar7815 3 года назад +101

      They can actually interrupt or excuse the court for double checking a statement or a testimony just in case they typed something wrong or missed something.

    • @EnderShard
      @EnderShard 3 года назад +91

      Please never shorten "you would" to "ud" ever again

    • @nadhirahjalil2417
      @nadhirahjalil2417 3 года назад +36

      @@EnderShard hahaha exactly. I had to read the sentence a couple of times before understand that ud was "you would" XD

    • @EnderShard
      @EnderShard 3 года назад +2

      @@nadhirahjalil2417 🤣

  • @Chloe-us6fi
    @Chloe-us6fi 4 года назад +3128

    Stenographers are here to stay for the next 50 years unless a major break through is done within the voice recognition realm. For people saying "just use Google Voice": It's no where near as accurate as a human typing, also machines can't tell the differences between what different speakers are talking for citation. Once you start getting into different accents, even slurring words on the stand (such as a simple valley girl voice) voice recognition software starts messing up a lot. Also, just sounds in general that aren't talking might try to be translated, such as a cough or a thud.

    • @SunburntHands
      @SunburntHands 4 года назад +256

      You're right. There's also the trust issue of a readily identifiable, publicly recognised person being given the responsibility of accuracy and integrity in reporting a conversation. A piece of software may be just as accurate, but it's understood that an AI can be technically compromised- it's vitally important that the report be trusted beyond doubt. Further, court stenographers are self-employed, heavily unionised and retain the copyright to their work, which they typically sell the courts the rights to use. It's a huge industry, and jealously guarded by lobbyists.

    • @CourtReportingServices
      @CourtReportingServices  4 года назад +212

      YES!

    • @hamadaj8081
      @hamadaj8081 4 года назад +186

      50 years ? i dont think so
      the software is improving fast
      machine learning will be the death of the stenograph

    • @shivamverma2390
      @shivamverma2390 4 года назад +5

      Absolutely this is a type of coding and even the teacher of it can't decode except the one who writes it.

    • @georged3495
      @georged3495 4 года назад +59

      @@hamadaj8081 She said 50 years UNLESS... you're just repeating what she said.

  • @TinyAsianDog
    @TinyAsianDog 4 года назад +1363

    Damn need that for gaming

    • @english2me694
      @english2me694 4 года назад +108

      what games are you playing where you need to type at 240 wpm?

    • @hockeyboys61
      @hockeyboys61 4 года назад +176

      english2me Typing Attack

    • @YOU-lv5iu
      @YOU-lv5iu 4 года назад +102

      @@english2me694 Call of duty modern warfare, too many toxics.

    • @merbeeduck9256
      @merbeeduck9256 3 года назад +1

      LOL-

    • @archtower8564
      @archtower8564 3 года назад +13

      Roblox roleplay games

  • @jingyun4323
    @jingyun4323 3 года назад +362

    Imagine having a brainfart moment then losing track and trying desperately to catch up.

    • @nothinginparticular6419
      @nothinginparticular6419 3 года назад +16

      Then you get so panicked from zoning out and trying to catch up that you make more mistakes and the whole court is still going and you can't say stop
      I might just start crying lol

    • @joned1000
      @joned1000 3 года назад +4

      You are allowed to stop speakers. Many times you're not even really paying close attention, or you're writing what they are saying and thinking about something else, like grocery list, and suddenly you hear, "Will the court reporter please read that answer back?" And you're thinking, gee, this is going to be a surprise to me, but it's all there. Brains are amazing things.

    • @nomooon
      @nomooon 10 месяцев назад

      then everyone would read the text saying "yada yada .... I have no idea what I missed"

  • @boi-august5959
    @boi-august5959 3 года назад +740

    Looks like they could be pro pianists with that kind of memorisation and finger skills.

    • @mystikman5594
      @mystikman5594 3 года назад +58

      As a pianist, i couldn't really agree with this. Some things about both of them are just too far different from viewing it technical-wise.

    • @NakanoHitori
      @NakanoHitori 3 года назад +5

      I came to find this exact comment. They really be looking like they're playing a piano

    • @Quotenwagnerianer
      @Quotenwagnerianer 3 года назад +23

      @@NakanoHitori This comes about as close to playing piano as playing guitar hero. ;)

    • @NakanoHitori
      @NakanoHitori 3 года назад +5

      @@Quotenwagnerianer ok whatever

    • @captainmurphy7711
      @captainmurphy7711 3 года назад +14

      @@NakanoHitori someone's a salty Sally.

  • @razmazerz
    @razmazerz 3 года назад +207

    I don't know which one is more surprising, the stenographer or the Windows 10 in a Macbook Pro.

    • @doodskie999
      @doodskie999 3 года назад +3

      Bootcamp lol

    • @syarifairlangga4608
      @syarifairlangga4608 3 года назад

      The only usefull apps in windows is x86 apps.
      It will be dead if forced to use UWP

    • @egg9758
      @egg9758 2 года назад

      the touchbar is somehow working

    • @Gravarty
      @Gravarty 2 года назад

      ​@@egg9758 I bet they were forced to install Windows 10 on it just because the translation app is not available for macOS.

  • @tcmaddox
    @tcmaddox 3 года назад +92

    This told me nothing about how it actually works

    • @doncourtreporter
      @doncourtreporter 3 года назад +1

      Much like a piano. One writes syllables and words in one stroke. My name is Don and a stenotypist would write that in one stroke rather than three strokes as one would with a keyboard typewriter, blah, blah.

  • @menace3828
    @menace3828 3 года назад +25

    My mom does this for a living so I grew up around this weird contraption, so nice to see people finally taking more of an interest in this important skill.

    • @evelyndreher7466
      @evelyndreher7466 2 года назад

      I grew up with it too. My sister has been doing it since I was in elementary.

    • @garyprieto3731
      @garyprieto3731 2 года назад

      I'll be a first-generation stenographer in my family when I finish in a few years. It takes hours and hours of practice. A few minutes a day with consistency makes a big difference.

  • @creed4308
    @creed4308 3 года назад +54

    My late mom was a stenographer for 30 years. She only uses a yellow pad, pen, and recorder. Always thought stenos were so cool because they type so fast without looking at the keyboard and they also have their own alphabet.

    • @ameliawilder28
      @ameliawilder28 Год назад

      Stenographer is probably the only multitasking job I could never master. And I was a script supervisor for a show once. You are checking time, making sure the scenes follow continuity, you are watching the scenes on a screen, listening to the scenes, you are following the script to make sure they match, you are timing the scenes, and you are making notes all at the same time. You are always busy doing something. The only break you get is when the director calls for lunch. So that says how gifted you have to be to be a stenographer. Because coming from a script supervisor, producer and scriptwriter? Stenographer requires talent that I don’t have! 😅

  • @lonepilgrim4854
    @lonepilgrim4854 3 года назад +12

    Been at this job myself now for 46 years and LOVE IT‼️⚖️

    • @joned1000
      @joned1000 3 года назад +3

      1973.

    • @Tara_thatonegirl
      @Tara_thatonegirl 2 года назад +2

      Wow!!! I am going to tell my son about it. He taught himself piano, has a fast vivid mind. He will listen to audiobooks while reading a separate book. It says it makes him relax. 😅😑
      I’m thinking this would be up his alley.
      What are accurate wages? I’ve seen a lot of ranges and opinions online. Thanks!!

    • @evelyndreher7466
      @evelyndreher7466 2 года назад

      @@Tara_thatonegirl in my country they are paid good. Plus the transcript that litigants pay.

    • @evelyndreher7466
      @evelyndreher7466 2 года назад +1

      You are great! My sister loved it so much that she has done it since 1964 and retired like 6 years ago. 51 years.

    • @PatriciaVanLubeck
      @PatriciaVanLubeck Год назад +1

      @@Tara_thatonegirl It's 11 months later now. Was your son interested?

  • @LosAngelesFresh1
    @LosAngelesFresh1 3 года назад +25

    fun fact, i worked as an emergency dispatcher and we had to use very wonky looking keyboards. the keyboard was basically a Maltron Dual Hand 3D Ergonomic Keyboard. Funny enough I was scared I wouldn't be able to learn to use it, but when I did I found using a traditional keyboard to be even more difficult. It was hard to come home after a 12 hour shift to try and use my personal keyboard again

  • @RealAadilFarooqui
    @RealAadilFarooqui 3 года назад +35

    These guys are Amazing, anyone here doing this or learning this, Hats off to you guys

    • @joned1000
      @joned1000 3 года назад +2

      Since 1973.

    • @evelyndreher7466
      @evelyndreher7466 2 года назад

      @@joned1000 you are amazing.

    • @mayankprajapat4591
      @mayankprajapat4591 Год назад

      Actually here in India we use the writing method, so yes it needs more practice and accuracy then this machine and i can write at the speed of 100wpm but still there is long way to go.

  • @zajaiva5
    @zajaiva5 3 года назад +65

    Now THAT is a job I would never be able to do.

    • @djmars1983
      @djmars1983 3 года назад +5

      Same here I have way too many brain farts

    • @nothinginparticular6419
      @nothinginparticular6419 3 года назад +1

      I zone out so easy I can't do a job that requires more than my physical presence. My mental presence floats right tf off

    • @evelyndreher7466
      @evelyndreher7466 2 года назад

      Yes, you can. Just train and practice.

  • @Themeparknerd1993
    @Themeparknerd1993 3 года назад +5

    People who can actually use these machines are a rare breed! I couldn’t do this if my life depended on it! Amazing to watch them do that.

  • @kevonmanuel
    @kevonmanuel 3 года назад +37

    If I randomly press the keys, I bet I can write a book in 20 years.

    • @Gigasimo456
      @Gigasimo456 3 года назад

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem

    • @jakubfabisiak9810
      @jakubfabisiak9810 3 года назад

      @@Gigasimo456 ruclips.net/video/RTQr6WN0VwQ/видео.html

  • @MuchKoku
    @MuchKoku 3 года назад +4

    In 60 seconds, I have a new level of respect for stenographers. Holy bloody hell, that's impressive.

  • @tungstenwhizard4361
    @tungstenwhizard4361 3 года назад +5

    As a person with APD (basically I'm a slow hearer) there's absolutely no way on Earth I would ever be able to do a job like that. Much respect to a lady who can do that.

    • @evelyndreher7466
      @evelyndreher7466 2 года назад

      I respect them too. I tried to learn by myself. If only I could master it , I would love to teach or train people. I doubt if that will ever be. I was suppose to train but our judge said I was needed in the office. I lost that opportunity.since Supreme Court issued me a machine, I tried to learn myself and that was so hard for me.

  • @tom_b_k
    @tom_b_k 3 года назад +6

    I'm really amazed. We learned typing in school using mechanical typewriters. Have to admit, I wasn't very good at it performance wise, but gave me a solid foundation for programming later :) But THIS is a whole different level, hats off to everyone working as a court reporter, or training to be one.

  • @agentone539
    @agentone539 3 года назад +188

    Now imagine the stress and pain of that person if Eminem is giving statement there
    funny thing is that every word would rime too

    • @becky5937
      @becky5937 3 года назад +9

      Rhyme*

    • @Je_QzcY3mN0
      @Je_QzcY3mN0 3 года назад +4

      Aaaa, suma-luma-duma...

    • @stiannobelisto573
      @stiannobelisto573 3 года назад +3

      I think he would be forced to drop his uncultured way of speaking

    • @MrWizardjr9
      @MrWizardjr9 3 года назад +1

      rap god apparently has on average 260 words per minute. the fastest stenographer apparently can type 360 words per minute and the minimum wpm to be a court reporter is 225 wpm but yeah the bursts would be difficult.

  • @ThePeacebro11
    @ThePeacebro11 3 года назад +60

    Imagine can be typing YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH! in the court room. Stenographer ultimate dream and bucket list...

    • @glowingunknown5625
      @glowingunknown5625 3 года назад

      THIS WHOLE COURTROOM IS OUT OF ORDER!
      NO SELF-RESPECTING SOUTHERNER EATS INSTANT GRITS!

  • @straypaper
    @straypaper 3 года назад +82

    Ayo I still can't wrap my head around how she can type "ladies and gentlemen" with one stroke. Like, bro does that machine has a set combination of only a finite number of preset words that are used often in courts?

    • @CrownVic977
      @CrownVic977 3 года назад +3

      What if the person speaking adds “ladies and gentlemen of the court, like how would they type the additional word by the time they find the shortcut.

    • @MaxC_1
      @MaxC_1 3 года назад +10

      Depends. The steno gives you ability to define dictionaries so you can definite a certain word or sentence to a set of keys. It's not a single keystroke but a combination of a bunch.
      The keys on the steno on the other hand are already defined by nature, but you can define what a set of keystrokes will produce thus making the process pretty efficient and tailored to every user.
      Learning steno recently just for fun with a custom board I built and Plover for software from my gf who's already a stenographer and it's actually pretty cool, but also a headache

    • @lopiklop
      @lopiklop 3 года назад

      Most likely

    • @gabrielle916
      @gabrielle916 3 года назад +3

      There are many "briefs" they use that enables them to stroke phrases at one time.

    • @neonrays28
      @neonrays28 3 года назад +1

      It's briefs you study and drill in your head while learning steno so it basically becomes a second language. Like while I was in school ladies and gentlemen would be-LAEGJ (because fo how the steno machine Is set up phonetically)
      If I ever blank out and forget my brief I would just type out as many words so I know what I was trying to say

  • @johns818
    @johns818 3 года назад +40

    I'm a pretty smart guy.. I'm highly versed in modern technology. But I cannot for the life of me wrap my mind around this concept.

    • @bballhall420
      @bballhall420 3 года назад +1

      Me either lol

    • @Nicole-rj4xz
      @Nicole-rj4xz 3 года назад +1

      Same 😆

    • @calvintuano557
      @calvintuano557 3 года назад

      im getting a dejavu of your comment.. im pretty sure i saw a comment like this years ago.. Did u copy paste this?

    • @wott7
      @wott7 3 года назад +3

      We write words and phrases, using only hotkeys. You're welcome.

    • @se6550
      @se6550 3 года назад

      @@wott7 what for?

  • @ultrafastidious6497
    @ultrafastidious6497 3 года назад +27

    "DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?"
    "YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!"
    Steno: 0__0

  • @SicilianStealth
    @SicilianStealth 3 года назад +10

    Having worked as a corporate litigation secretary I'm looking into learning stenography.

  • @aidenwinter1117
    @aidenwinter1117 3 года назад +7

    Everybody gangsta until they look away from the steno machine and can still type at super high precision

    • @TheALPHA1550
      @TheALPHA1550 3 года назад

      @Kilo Byte Likewise. I still don't understand the "Nobody:” meme.

    • @iurigrang
      @iurigrang 3 года назад

      I think this just comes as a natural consequence of being able to type in steno at all. Even normal typing, that involves a ton more keys, usually becomes so that you don’t need to look anymore. Imagine steno.

  • @GamalKevin
    @GamalKevin 3 года назад +14

    This would be amazing to combat toxic players...
    ...or perhaps to be one.

  • @GierlangBhaktiPutra
    @GierlangBhaktiPutra 3 года назад +1

    Just knew about stenography today. Amazed with how it works!

  • @ASLTheatre
    @ASLTheatre 2 года назад +4

    Even as a Sign Language Interpreter we have respect for each other. No enmity.

  • @Felipera_
    @Felipera_ 3 года назад +34

    Tendinitis Speedrun Any% WR

    • @Nutsaur
      @Nutsaur 3 года назад +1

      I imagine part of the training is how to type for extended periods without doing harm.

    • @iurigrang
      @iurigrang 3 года назад

      This is so much slower than regular typing tho, I don’t think that’s an issue.

  • @flagshipbuilds
    @flagshipbuilds 3 года назад +6

    Impressive. I want to try it. I feel like learning curve is doable.

  • @afrtaigh47290
    @afrtaigh47290 3 года назад +36

    Imagine one day ben shapiro goes to court...

    • @RandomGravel
      @RandomGravel 3 года назад +6

      F for the court reporter's fingers

    • @renegadeprism42
      @renegadeprism42 3 года назад +2

      No,imagine all your houses flooded,would u not sell them and move away?

    • @darek4488
      @darek4488 3 года назад

      They would need more then one person

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder 3 года назад +4

      “Can you repeat that? I forgot the combo for DRY PUSSY WIFE.”

    • @AbcdEfgh-sq2tf
      @AbcdEfgh-sq2tf 3 года назад

      I think they'll just record it by audio and then have it typed out later instead

  • @archive94
    @archive94 2 года назад +4

    Fun fact: Even TV programs use stenographers! Not even joking by the way, when I was watching the TV one day at a local Applebee's, I noticed how the words were being not registered with a text to speech program, but instead somebody was using a stenographer to type out every single word they were saying on TV.

  • @Florian74394
    @Florian74394 3 года назад +6

    In Germany we didn't use Steno anymore at the Courts🙈 But we have to be able to write at least 2.900 letters within 10 Minutes on the Keyboard

  • @Jabullz
    @Jabullz 4 года назад +31

    For real I just don't get it. How does the program know which words you're trying to make? There is no I key so how do you replicate the I sound?

    • @Jeremy-gy7me
      @Jeremy-gy7me 4 года назад +6

      The letters are ordered from left to right in a way where you can press a combination of keys at once to make most words. Like with a the letters being arranged in the order STKPWHRAO * EUFRPBLGTSDZ if you press the left T, vowel E and right L key at the same time you would get T E L which means tell, and then press the vowel U and right S you would get U S or us. They also have personalized shortcuts for typing words that don't fit with this order of letters and the letters don't really have a connection with the word itself but aren't used by any other words.

    • @CourtReportingServices
      @CourtReportingServices  4 года назад +22

      The "i" is made by combining two keys: E/U at the same time. Left side of the machine is the beginning of the word sound. The right side is the ending sound. The vowel sound using that row. Writing syllable sounds, not spelling words. A software on their computer translates the keystrokes into English language. Sometimes they are the same, like S A T. Sometimes they are not: S EU T = SIT.

  • @mdjak3686
    @mdjak3686 3 года назад +1

    Many comments about Windows on a Mac. When Apple went to the Intel chip, using bootcamp you can use Windows on a Mac. Parallels also works but not as reliably. There are only a handful of companies that write and sell court reporting software, Stenograph being the largest, Eclipse being another. They do not run on Apple IOS, only Windows.

  • @HarmonixsLoL
    @HarmonixsLoL 3 года назад +30

    So basically learning another language.

  • @ameliawilder28
    @ameliawilder28 Год назад

    This is a level of multitasking I can never achieve. And I have done lots of multitasking jobs. I have much respect for stenographers!

  • @frederik3326
    @frederik3326 3 года назад +8

    Imagine how efficient firms could be if everybody used these 🤔

    • @conservativedemocracyenjoyer
      @conservativedemocracyenjoyer 3 года назад

      The amount of money that would take though......

    • @xtdycxtfuv9353
      @xtdycxtfuv9353 3 года назад +1

      @@conservativedemocracyenjoyer how long do you think i'd take for your average joe to learn to do this? It took me like a week to gets the basics of touch typing so I'd say maybe a months of blood sweat and tears and a year to get up to speed

    • @DBrown-vg1fi
      @DBrown-vg1fi 2 года назад

      @@xtdycxtfuv9353 years 😂

  • @misstiktok8443
    @misstiktok8443 3 года назад +1

    This seems like a very difficult job

  • @honeysugar1
    @honeysugar1 4 года назад +5

    Modern day enigma machine

  • @kdestor
    @kdestor 3 года назад +1

    My mom is a court stenographer for 40yrs. And she does it without using machine. Still this tech is impressive.

  • @AngelineProductions
    @AngelineProductions 3 года назад +6

    I remember when I was on a grand jury I asked the stenographer how her machine worked…she explained it to me like it all made sense and I’ll admit eveb after watching this video I’m still amazed at how they do it 😂

  • @allier1867
    @allier1867 3 года назад +1

    I would panic if it were me

  • @JDRos
    @JDRos 4 года назад +9

    I need this for Typer Shark

  • @emmyc7912
    @emmyc7912 3 года назад +1

    My brain does not compute on any level. Amazing skills!

  • @MeatVision
    @MeatVision 3 года назад +3

    I had this class in high school, after lots of failed tests it took me one more year to pass stenography

    • @evelyndreher7466
      @evelyndreher7466 2 года назад

      It is good they offer this in school. I can teach Greg shorthand. In my country only court employees are trained with stenotype machines.

  • @reneeeli8645
    @reneeeli8645 3 года назад +1

    I've always wanted to know about this. Really cool

  • @ZekeMagnum
    @ZekeMagnum 3 года назад +7

    bruh that man misspelled 1 word, had to delete and catch up 2 sentences. RIP if he ever sneezes

  • @manweller1
    @manweller1 3 года назад +1

    Wow I feel slow just thinking about it

  • @charliesvisuals9855
    @charliesvisuals9855 3 года назад +3

    “There are no letters on it”
    “You can combine different letters”
    Eh???

    • @glowingunknown5625
      @glowingunknown5625 3 года назад +1

      I think she should have said "You can combine different phonetic sounds", because that seems to be what the keys represent.

  • @johnw2026
    @johnw2026 Год назад

    I have to remind myself that it's like playing the piano. I know where A-G are without needing it written on the keys, because I've played for so long. But still, watching the guy type on the steno machine without letters on the keys twists my brain!

  • @akbargalih
    @akbargalih 3 года назад +4

    Stenographers vs Eminem
    that will be epic battle

    • @mdjak3686
      @mdjak3686 3 года назад

      There is a video somewhere on RUclips of a very good stenographer writing as rappers rap. Not ez.

  • @Mro183
    @Mro183 3 года назад +1

    I’ve always wondered how the heck these work thank you!

  • @carla3410
    @carla3410 3 года назад +9

    When I was a stenographer we have to wright everything lol.

  • @clauspallesen7088
    @clauspallesen7088 3 года назад +1

    The technology is absolutely amazing!

  • @CapitanTavish
    @CapitanTavish 3 года назад +12

    A microphone, a very good microphone.. would do the job I guess

    • @bandanasaikia6048
      @bandanasaikia6048 3 года назад +2

      true, after than these guys will lose their jobs

    • @mdjak3686
      @mdjak3686 3 года назад +1

      Microphones have been around for how long? Stenographers have been around since the early 1900s.

    • @bandanasaikia6048
      @bandanasaikia6048 3 года назад

      @@mdjak3686 ya so? that doesn't mean anything nowadays ais have been replacing most of the jobs that were from around 1900 does that do anything?

    • @mdjak3686
      @mdjak3686 3 года назад +2

      @@bandanasaikia6048 Ya, so? I think you are missing the point. There have been very good microphones around for decades. There have been digital recorders around for decades. And yes, they have made inroads in the field. There used to be reporters in federal bankruptcy courts. No longer. They use digital recorders which the clerk has to operate. Does that explain why I did a 50-day trial in federal bankruptcy court in a very high profile matter? Fact is, it's also the human factor. The attorneys asked the Judge's permission to bring in their own reporter, in spite of the recording. The attorneys wanted a transcript of the proceedings within 10 minutes of the morning session breaking for lunch, and within 10 minutes of the afternoon session ending. A rough transcript, but a transcript. Thus far there is nothing in place that can do that other than a reporter. And by the end of the evening they have in hand a final proofread transcript. Each and every day. I recently did an arbitration involving veterinary drugs. There were 10 experts testifying, accents varying from Indian to Japanese and everything in between. What AI software that a law firm can purchase is going to understand that? I had to follow a witness down the hall to ask him what he said in a particular instance. Is a typist provided with the tapes at home going to be able to figure it out? Perhaps. But my transcript was provided that evening, for the attorneys to use that night in preparation of the next day's testimony.
      As I said elsewhere, in 1976 when I became a reporter I was hearing your mantra: Tape recorders will replace you. And yet, reporters continue to be in such high demand that agencies that "employ" reporters are sponsoring schools and students.
      What happens in a trial when a jury wants testimony read back while deliberating? Questions to which objections have been sustained are not to be read back. When a reporter is reading back, he/she can see an objection and skip that question. Who is going to go over a tape of hours of testimony and do that instantly?
      Reporters are also Notary Publics and administer oaths to the witness. Is a "very good" microphone going to do that? Reporters are the officers before whom the deposition is taken, a neutral party. I could go on and on but sensing your nastiness with the "ya so," I won't bother. Have it your way.

    • @mdjak3686
      @mdjak3686 3 года назад +2

      @@bandanasaikia6048 And by the way, excellent punctuation, or complete lack thereof, in your run-on sentence. That's another thing reporters must master. Let's see Siri or Alexa or any other AI insert correct commas, periods, semicolons, etc.

  • @tiamelancholyjeoncockity
    @tiamelancholyjeoncockity 2 года назад +1

    0:37 literally looks like she’s playing piano 💀

  • @xXJaneRoseXx
    @xXJaneRoseXx 3 года назад +3

    I talk so damn fast if I was ever in court I wouldn’t make it out alive bruh

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder 3 года назад +2

      Judge would ask you to slow down and eventually find you in contempt of court if you refuse.

  • @SawerrygIlIIl573
    @SawerrygIlIIl573 3 года назад +1

    I feel even more stupid than I am

  • @juice760
    @juice760 4 года назад +8

    Dave chappelle brought me here

  • @OnyxFlare
    @OnyxFlare 3 года назад

    That is unbelievably impressive on all accounts.

  • @Pulang_Diwa
    @Pulang_Diwa 3 года назад +11

    This woman has the most sensual voice ever.

  • @alexs1972
    @alexs1972 3 года назад +1

    Ages ago when my mom was in school she learned handwritten stenography, if you ever see her old notebooks from school her notes just look like weird squiggles and dashes but they're entire phrases in just a few characters like these machines

    • @evelyndreher7466
      @evelyndreher7466 2 года назад

      I learned that too and I took proceedings in it.

  • @vishalmanohar754
    @vishalmanohar754 4 года назад +6

    Nice in India we still use pen and copy to write shorthand.

    • @noahcollin9532
      @noahcollin9532 4 года назад +1

      Why is that?

    • @vishalmanohar754
      @vishalmanohar754 4 года назад +2

      We can write 170 to 200 wpm with hands and that speed is more than enough for any steno job.

    • @juancarlospanlilio9785
      @juancarlospanlilio9785 4 года назад

      but wouldn't you still need to convert that to regular English after transcribing?

    • @vishalmanohar754
      @vishalmanohar754 4 года назад +6

      @@juancarlospanlilio9785 why we convert into english we speak hindi read hindi and we write hindi.

    • @juancarlospanlilio9785
      @juancarlospanlilio9785 4 года назад +1

      ​@@vishalmanohar754 ah, my bad. So you convert it to Hindi.
      Wouldn't using a stenotype be easier so it automatically converts to whatever language you speak?

  • @eyesonthey
    @eyesonthey 3 года назад

    Me: "Hold up, your Honor." *backspaces feverishly*

  • @unicornmaster1020
    @unicornmaster1020 4 года назад +6

    Interesting.

  • @jdjdjfdjfjfj2588
    @jdjdjfdjfjfj2588 3 года назад +1

    My grandmother's aunt done this job, in fact she was at the Nuremberg trials really would love to find the stuff she typed out.

    • @jdjdjfdjfjfj2588
      @jdjdjfdjfjfj2588 3 года назад

      @fallenzz Nope, she was born here in England.

  • @plutoniumpie
    @plutoniumpie 3 года назад +3

    She's so cute!

  • @Saif-zf9vb
    @Saif-zf9vb 3 года назад +1

    Just shows how flexible and vast human knowledge can get. Super interesting I never knew this at all. I have always had a wonder how they type so damn fast.

  • @MitchellWiggs
    @MitchellWiggs 3 года назад +11

    why don’t we just digitally record the audio of all trials…

    • @roseCatcher_
      @roseCatcher_ 3 года назад +16

      Would be problematic for analysis. You'd have to sit and listen to the whole recording to get a minor context later. Also, audio won't contain the speaker identifier, nor mention any document being passed around by speaker.

    • @straightpipediesel
      @straightpipediesel 3 года назад +4

      They do in many courts, especially ones handling less serious crimes. And in things like small claims or traffic court, they don't even bother. They still need somebody to transcribe recordings because a jury or an appellate court isn't going to want to sit through hours where the people are umm or ahhhing. They want it in writing so they can easily flip back and forth and look for the specific lines. But that doesn't happen to the whole recording, it's only done when somebody actually appeals and identifies important parts, or the jury wants a specific part read back to them.

    • @realeyes8199
      @realeyes8199 3 года назад +1

      What about an A.I. software which automatically types everything while listening?

    • @Nebularban
      @Nebularban 3 года назад

      @@realeyes8199 because that ai still needs work, it can make lots of mistakes still

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 3 года назад

      18 XI Sci C Sachin Sundaresan One massive long run on sentence? It's not going to know that Bob Larson isn't talking anymore, it's the Judge, and then Stacey, and then Judge again...!
      Nevermind accents and mistakes?

  • @happyfacefries
    @happyfacefries 3 года назад +1

    Going to go back to school again for this next year and it's so crazy to me to think that I could be that fast.

  • @lateblume4208
    @lateblume4208 3 года назад +3

    Literally thought this was parody. Feels like a Tim and Eric Cinco product

  • @isidzukuri
    @isidzukuri 3 года назад +1

    Stenographic is well known for decades, some schools teach basics for those, who want attend college or university.

  • @amysteryremains
    @amysteryremains 3 года назад +4

    This job will soon be replaced by some sophisticated voice recognition software

  • @VideosOfRandomContext
    @VideosOfRandomContext 3 года назад

    How interesting!! So much focus needed…

  • @白髪りす
    @白髪りす 3 года назад +4

    People before steno machines invented:
    OSU players.

  • @CorelUser
    @CorelUser 3 года назад

    I like how the automatic subtitles have basically 99% accuracy

  • @lbpdluis
    @lbpdluis 4 года назад +4

    she is cutte

  • @chainofheaven
    @chainofheaven 2 года назад +1

    Wow! So much respect

  • @JGCSRT
    @JGCSRT 3 года назад +3

    I watched this and I still don’t have a fucking clue how they do it.

    • @ablahday2558
      @ablahday2558 3 года назад

      This just solidified my suspicious that They're witches. 🤔🤭

  • @ChipJones421
    @ChipJones421 3 года назад

    No idea why this was reccomended but damn I love learning new things

  • @lifeinmywonderland
    @lifeinmywonderland 3 года назад +1

    In the Philippines we just use pen and paper bc nowadays that's the only one they teach at school. More tenured Stenographers know how to use the machine but again it's just being printed on paper real time like a typewriter, which means only the Stenographer can understand his or her own notes. What I personally do when it's a whole day hearing, I just type on Notepad on a computer since I can type words faster than I can write them in stenography, and besides not only writing is more exhausting if you do it for the entire day, I can also readback better in Notepad whereas I can't understand my steno scribbles anymore once I already wrote a lot. 😅

  • @doubledook799
    @doubledook799 3 года назад

    This left me with more questions than answers

  • @firefightergoggie
    @firefightergoggie 3 года назад

    I still just don't understand how anybody can make this work. I'm thoroughly impressed with this skill set.

  • @rhettjanes1056
    @rhettjanes1056 3 года назад

    I always had such a fascination with those machines

  • @pulkitsharmapremiumvideos9252
    @pulkitsharmapremiumvideos9252 3 года назад +1

    But you can also use speech to text software and edit it later.

    • @johntrevy1
      @johntrevy1 3 года назад

      Can't do that, has to be 100% accurate at the time.

  • @a42lalrinkimi48
    @a42lalrinkimi48 3 года назад +1

    Dayum they learn a whole new language.

  • @TuberoseKisser
    @TuberoseKisser 2 года назад +1

    I think the easiest way to understand stenographing is if you play games that has a lot of abilities but few keybinds, you just combine buttons to make a new keybind.

  • @caylarose6658
    @caylarose6658 3 года назад

    My fingers and wrists are cramping from watching this lol. Yall got skills if you can do this

  • @blitz367
    @blitz367 3 года назад +1

    steno skills are so cool .

  • @Mimiyu004
    @Mimiyu004 3 года назад

    Human 2000 years in the future discovering stenography.
    "It's an alien"

  • @shanasakai2238
    @shanasakai2238 3 года назад +1

    It'a my first time seeing this machine. It's wonderful and interesting.
    The woman's voice is cute.

  • @alber.a1232
    @alber.a1232 3 года назад +1

    Buff Mindblowing👌🏻 It might be like playing piano or something similar🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @edward8459
    @edward8459 3 года назад +1

    I need this for my college lectures

  • @TheZombie2415
    @TheZombie2415 3 года назад +2

    This is like trying to find a code and translate it to a language.
    Imagine how much combination exist in there?

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 3 года назад

      While there is a standard steno language each stenographer has their own combinations that they favor. Also just did a quick search for how many individual combinations you can make with 26 characters apparently it’s 67,108,863 combinations composed of 26 spaces filled with 26 unique characters with no repetition. which is mind boggling both that there’s that many combinations and that either a person or a computer figured that answer out.