Though I’d continue the adventure: The Ballad of Richard Kickens part 2 - to the tune of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne He was a boy In Old Yharnam town Can I make it any more obvious He was on the hunt Looking for prey What more can I say He wanted to kick Some guys in the dick Secretly they wanted it as well But there was someone Who had a big gun And he had a grudge against our hunter’s fun Dick was a hunter boy He kicked people’s dick with joy And killed them with his big Kirkhammer He wore old Gascoigne’s hat Don’t worry, we’re fine with that He just needs to keep on kicking diiiiiicks Dick runs past a guy Who’s agro as shit He runs up the ladder without being hit Dick gets to the top Guess who he sees Gunner boy waiting there pat-ient-ly Dick knows how to cheese He shoots, one two three And then he attack’s him visc-er-a-lly Now Dick has won He isn’t done Looks down at the town they called Old Yhar-naaaam Dick was a hunter boy He kicked people’s dick with joy And killed them with his big Kirkhammer He switched to the Saw Cleaver Cause it made things easier He just needs to keep on kicking dicks Dick was a hunter boy He kicked people’s dick with joy He was too good at kicking dicks He wore old Gascoigne’s hat Don’t worry, we’re fine with that Cause he’s gonna kick all Old Yhaaaar-naaam Hate to say but you’re fucked lads You are going to get kicked bad He will kick you in your dick You little sheet wearing pricks Now Dick’s at the Blood Starved Beast He will face it at the least Alfred will give him a hand A Vileblood hunter on demand Meet a werewolf Get spooked by a crow Can I make it any more obvious In Old Yharnam town Dark shit goes down And you might just end up kiiiiicked Dick was a hunter boy He kicked people’s dick with joy And killed them with his big Kirkhammer He wore old Gascoigne’s hat Don’t worry, we’re fine with that He just needs to keep on kicking dicks Dick was a hunter boy He kicked people’s dick with joy And killed them with his big Kirkhammer He switched to the Saw Cleaver Cause it made thing easier And he’s gonna kick all Old Yhaaar-naaam
It has come to my attention that I failed to bleep the second instance of a particular word in this week's episode. My apologies - it slipped past me and, well, it won't happen again. At least it finally clears up exactly what word we were using, I guess? (Johnny)
I for one will no longer be watching your channel after such foul language!!! Only kidding, love you guys and gals too much. Thanks for making RUclips awesome.
The fact you'd go above and beyond to apologise for such a small nondescript incident for some (like me), but perhaps a bigger issue for others, goes to show what an understanding and lovely man you are, Johnny. Wait sentimentality from me? Throw them off....Come on you spurs!
Those tall guys with the white faces are (i think) meant to teach you how to parry. You can actually parry them during any point of any attack animation. On top of that they're attacks are pretty hard to dodge around, forcing you to think of other means of damage that doesn't need for you to get close.. and they say souls games don't have tutorials. They do. They just kill you with them.
I used to be a Daycare teacher for toddlers and I was always telling them that they needed nice hands. It's a good lesson, it's child appropriate and they and their parents never knew I was just quoting Aoife. That said, you don't know true terror until 12 toddlers are converging on you mumbling about how you need to have nice hands. Makes Bloodborne look tame.
Pro Farming tip. You are already strong enough to do a loop around central Yarnham, you start at the central lantern go to the trolls under the bridge, go up to the bridge and get the werewolves (use the doorway cheese if necessary) and then the other troll and finish at the cleric beast lantern, rinse and repeat and you'll get about 10-15 vials and 2k echoes per run and each run should take about 2-5 min depending on the werewolves.
59:16 Twenty one thousand Echoes on the HUD Twenty one thousand Echoes You get knocked down And when you come 'round Zero Blood Echoes are left on the HUD
You guys are doing awesome~ The Witch has some of my favorite music in Bloodborne. Make sure to go back to the boss arena and get the workshop tool from the room in the back so you can start equipping runes. Good luck in the Forbidden Woods (you'll need it).
Keep up the good work guys! Love this series so much! Ludwig’s Holy Blade is INSANE though and well worth the 20k souls. It’s almost certainly the best weapon in the game before DLC.
You guys bleep the bad word but meanwhile here in australia we have an add for the northern territory that says cu in the nt. With the first and last two letters enlarged. Look it up its amazing. God im proud to be aussie
So that collection of crows you guys murderized right next to the elevator in Hemwick, one of them is actually friendly and has no problem just chilling with you after you murder all his friends.
I do have to say Working Class is one of my top 2 sketches, the other it’s tied with is the Tom Henderson sketch. I don’t know why it tickles me so much, I think Simon Pegg repeating “HE IS A WANKER!” gets me every time. Oh and btw, you can smash the Brooch you got from Father Gascoigne instead of giving it to the girl to get a Blood Droplet gemstone to put in one of your weapons. It’s not the greatest but it’s rated at 4 and decent.
I started playing dark souls 3 after watching this and your dark souls play through. He is Francis Smasher (Fanny to his enemies) when there is no dick to kick, he knows where to hit! Keep up the great work guys!!
Fun Fact: those aren’t barnacles on the witch they are eyes. That’s why if you look at all the corpses, such as the “unfed” horses, they actually died from having they’re eyes gouged out. And also when the witches grab you that’s not a shave, she’s going for the eyes. Yay Happy Fun Time!!!!
With apologies to The Proclaimers (and the world as a whole) I'd never been lucky with clergy I confess Can’t blame mouse and keyboard for my lack of success 'Cause even with ones with a mouth like a trap There was always the risk of havin’ my neck snapp’d But Amelia, oh Amelia, I went for the bum loads with you The first time I met you I waited a week The next time I saw you I sliced up your cheek The third time I saw you I thought that I could The fourth time we met you swiped me down good But Amelia, oh Amelia, I went for the bum loads with you She sure heals up good! I know you’re a vicar, a beast of a priest I that to you I’m a movable feast Every time you pound me in the ground I spring back to go just one more round ‘Cos Amelia, oh Amelia, I go for the bum loads with you We got a wee pendant...
Charged (held down) R2 attack in an enemies back most 45degrees of turn will stagger it, similarly to a parry stagger. The only difference is that you must initiate viscerals from behind. It’s not like dark souls where attacks from behind immediately initiate backstabs
In terms of stat levelling- Ludwigs Holy Blade when upgraded scales well on both Strength and Skill, so splitting between those two stats works really well for that weapon. Also, it's two handed heavy charge attack can be followed up with a second R2 attack which causes a disgusting amount of damage even to bosses. It's a very effective and flexible weapon, and due to it scaling of both Strength and Skill it nicely complements most other weapons (such as the Saw Cleaver, which also scales of both Strength and Skill, but not nearly as well as Ludwigs Holy Blade). I'd go for the weapon.
I would say Ludwig's holy blade is worth it if you're going to use it transformed, it staggers with every hit (I think), so it can be pretty useful even if it is a bit slow
To do a back stab you don't need to be more accurate you just need to hit them in the back with a charge attack fully charged until your weapon kind glows for a moment the it will do the attack automatically
Johnny, I think your few misrememberings about paths etc. is because you're confusing this place with the forest later on. Though I may also be misremembering. Oh god does it never enddddddd
Bone marrow ash amplifies bullet (bloodtinge) damage. What I'm wondering is why that word gets bleeped but nothing else does? & wheres the air horn?. Havn't tested it personally but if you have 0 insight when fighting the witch's they don't spawn the minions. Fantastic work as usual please continue on. Health & Stamina never hurt as investment options. Now that you have opened the 2 gates to upper cathedral Eileen should be outside odeon chapel you may have to open the 3rd gate im not sure the exact trigger.
The best weapon in the game is the blades of mercy. The move set is the best in any souls game period. I think it sucks that a player is able to get them so late in the game and the early game skill weapons aren’t that much fun so most players don’t have a build that plays with them very well. Also, beating the Crow of Cainhurst is a pain. Still best weapon by a mile.
Johnny can complain about the new chair all he likes.. But when you give such a dedicated follower of fashion like Aoife the lockbox with all of Eurogamer's jewels in it... You can't quibble when she returns from her travels with a Chez Long..
I like to paint while I watch these videos - but I don’t think I will anymore. When Johnny fell (and got stuck) and died I accidentally knee jerked my leg into my work table and spilt paint water (and paint) everywhere. In retrospect I probably should’ve seen the fall death coming.
Increasing skill does indeed increase visceral attacks.... and here's the source bloodborne.wiki.fextralife.com/Visceral+Attack if you'd like to check yourselves
Now you can get to the old hunter's dream you should do a quick speed run to get the Beast Cutter. It's an awesome strength weapon and better than anything else you can get in the game at that point. Keep on kicking dicks off!
I found it hilarious when Aoife was so pleased with her I’m not you comment, then gets obliterated. At least at least you didn’t die to gravity.... Is the “bad word” sea-unt?
For the love of The Great Old One, parry!! Every episode I watch thinking, "they parried all the time in Dark Souls, they'll start doing in this episode..." Shoot, dash foward, visceral. And I write is knowing it'll never be read. P.s. love you guys and what you do, gets me through my 10hour shifts.
Thoroughly enjoying the dick-kicking shenanigens. A couple of little tips: The Saw Cleaver does bonus damage to beasts (but only in the 'short' mode). Combine this with some fire (which also does bonus damage to beasts) and you have 50% of the game in the bag. The Kirkhammer - Just no! Even the strategy guide pretty much tells you it's a highly situational waste of time. Upgraded to +8 it will still output less damage than a +1 Saw Cleaver. A Hunter's Axe would be a much better complement to your Saw, it has some massive attacks that are way faster than the KH and have incredible crowd control. It'll also give you range against those bosses you don't like getting too close to. It's generally regarded to be the most user-friendly 'beginner' weapon in the game. Johnny did amazing against Amelia first time - stop spamming R1 and you'll have a much easier time. 3 Controlled swipes, then retreat. It's tempting to empty your Stamina attacking but you will always pay for it!
06:02 - Would it be easier on the editing to condense the farming and other cut bits to fast forward sections? Show off just how much you go through to show us the interesting bits? Or would that make the episodes too long? Is there a hard limit to dick kicking length?
Though I’d continue the adventure: The Ballad of Richard Kickens part 2 - to the tune of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne
He was a boy
In Old Yharnam town
Can I make it any more obvious
He was on the hunt
Looking for prey
What more can I say
He wanted to kick
Some guys in the dick
Secretly they wanted it as well
But there was someone
Who had a big gun
And he had a grudge against our hunter’s fun
Dick was a hunter boy
He kicked people’s dick with joy
And killed them with his big Kirkhammer
He wore old Gascoigne’s hat
Don’t worry, we’re fine with that
He just needs to keep on kicking diiiiiicks
Dick runs past a guy
Who’s agro as shit
He runs up the ladder without being hit
Dick gets to the top
Guess who he sees
Gunner boy waiting there pat-ient-ly
Dick knows how to cheese
He shoots, one two three
And then he attack’s him visc-er-a-lly
Now Dick has won
He isn’t done
Looks down at the town they called Old Yhar-naaaam
Dick was a hunter boy
He kicked people’s dick with joy
And killed them with his big Kirkhammer
He switched to the Saw Cleaver
Cause it made things easier
He just needs to keep on kicking dicks
Dick was a hunter boy
He kicked people’s dick with joy
He was too good at kicking dicks
He wore old Gascoigne’s hat
Don’t worry, we’re fine with that
Cause he’s gonna kick all Old Yhaaaar-naaam
Hate to say but you’re fucked lads
You are going to get kicked bad
He will kick you in your dick
You little sheet wearing pricks
Now Dick’s at the Blood Starved Beast
He will face it at the least
Alfred will give him a hand
A Vileblood hunter on demand
Meet a werewolf
Get spooked by a crow
Can I make it any more obvious
In Old Yharnam town
Dark shit goes down
And you might just end up kiiiiicked
Dick was a hunter boy
He kicked people’s dick with joy
And killed them with his big Kirkhammer
He wore old Gascoigne’s hat
Don’t worry, we’re fine with that
He just needs to keep on kicking dicks
Dick was a hunter boy
He kicked people’s dick with joy
And killed them with his big Kirkhammer
He switched to the Saw Cleaver
Cause it made thing easier
And he’s gonna kick all Old Yhaaar-naaam
This is scarily good, I mean, Jesus man
I say it at least deserves a rendition by weird al if not a music video but that'd be a bit excessive.
this is just like, 'Like a surgeon' but darker.
Simply marvelous. Well done my friend. You've won the internet today.
Bravissimo!
It has come to my attention that I failed to bleep the second instance of a particular word in this week's episode. My apologies - it slipped past me and, well, it won't happen again. At least it finally clears up exactly what word we were using, I guess? (Johnny)
I for one will no longer be watching your channel after such foul language!!! Only kidding, love you guys and gals too much. Thanks for making RUclips awesome.
dont bleep it you cowards
It's punt right? Pretty sure it's punt
The fact you'd go above and beyond to apologise for such a small nondescript incident for some (like me), but perhaps a bigger issue for others, goes to show what an understanding and lovely man you are, Johnny. Wait sentimentality from me? Throw them off....Come on you spurs!
I’d say I’ll see you next Tuesday but these videos come out on Monday.
Thanks for the shout out guys, it was grueling doing the whole thing but it was so worth it. Just keep singing :)
Those tall guys with the white faces are (i think) meant to teach you how to parry. You can actually parry them during any point of any attack animation. On top of that they're attacks are pretty hard to dodge around, forcing you to think of other means of damage that doesn't need for you to get close.. and they say souls games don't have tutorials. They do. They just kill you with them.
51:51 is the title quote friends, if you're looking for it.
I used to be a Daycare teacher for toddlers and I was always telling them that they needed nice hands. It's a good lesson, it's child appropriate and they and their parents never knew I was just quoting Aoife.
That said, you don't know true terror until 12 toddlers are converging on you mumbling about how you need to have nice hands. Makes Bloodborne look tame.
I never, ever want to be on Aoife’s bad side and hear her say “ RIGHT, NAW!” Because I know immediately after someone nearby is going to die.
I always knew if anything made Johnny rage quite Soulsborne it'd be that old demon gravity.
So, big love as always
I felt so sorry for Johnny at 48:46 He needed a hug after that 🙁
That sofa is Sofa king great!
Pro Farming tip. You are already strong enough to do a loop around central Yarnham, you start at the central lantern go to the trolls under the bridge, go up to the bridge and get the werewolves (use the doorway cheese if necessary) and then the other troll and finish at the cleric beast lantern, rinse and repeat and you'll get about 10-15 vials and 2k echoes per run and each run should take about 2-5 min depending on the werewolves.
6:10 I’m just disappointed there was no star wipe
59:16
Twenty one thousand Echoes on the HUD
Twenty one thousand Echoes
You get knocked down
And when you come 'round
Zero Blood Echoes are left on the HUD
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You guys are doing awesome~ The Witch has some of my favorite music in Bloodborne.
Make sure to go back to the boss arena and get the workshop tool from the room in the back so you can start equipping runes. Good luck in the Forbidden Woods (you'll need it).
Where can i find arena ?
Just finished youre dark souls series this afternoon and also the previous bloodborne episodes
i love these lets plays because you guys are good enough to be interesting but not too good that i feel shit when i play
The accidental foreshadowing of what happens at 48:15 is truly masterful
Keep up the good work guys! Love this series so much! Ludwig’s Holy Blade is INSANE though and well worth the 20k souls. It’s almost certainly the best weapon in the game before DLC.
Been rewatching these with a smattering of Big Train and Father Ted while I recover from my second jab. Absolutely adore these two.
My Monday night entertainment has arrived!!!
At 48:44 I just wanted to jump through the screen and give Johnny a hug.
You guys bleep the bad word but meanwhile here in australia we have an add for the northern territory that says cu in the nt. With the first and last two letters enlarged. Look it up its amazing. God im proud to be aussie
Stamina? I barely know her.
That’s exactly what I thought.
So that collection of crows you guys murderized right next to the elevator in Hemwick, one of them is actually friendly and has no problem just chilling with you after you murder all his friends.
I do have to say Working Class is one of my top 2 sketches, the other it’s tied with is the Tom Henderson sketch. I don’t know why it tickles me so much, I think Simon Pegg repeating “HE IS A WANKER!” gets me every time. Oh and btw, you can smash the Brooch you got from Father Gascoigne instead of giving it to the girl to get a Blood Droplet gemstone to put in one of your weapons. It’s not the greatest but it’s rated at 4 and decent.
m.ruclips.net/video/EtllWIiOTuA/видео.html
That’s the sketch I’m talking about. Hilarious!
I started playing dark souls 3 after watching this and your dark souls play through. He is Francis Smasher (Fanny to his enemies) when there is no dick to kick, he knows where to hit! Keep up the great work guys!!
Fun Fact: those aren’t barnacles on the witch they are eyes. That’s why if you look at all the corpses, such as the “unfed” horses, they actually died from having they’re eyes gouged out. And also when the witches grab you that’s not a shave, she’s going for the eyes. Yay Happy Fun Time!!!!
The gameplay could be in the small window with your wonderful banter and singing the main attraction. :) Go to greatness Mr Richard Kickens!
Monday is complete now
This is basically a Johnny and Aoife podcast with a bit of Bloodborne/Dark Souls on the side. Love ❤️
That struggle with the Witches was worth it for Johnny's SNORT OF VICTORY. Magnificent.
You both are awesome! Thanks for this Let's play :D
Love hearing the adventures of Dick Kickins! Highlight of my Mondays ... also thanks Johnny for introducing me to Ghost!
With apologies to The Proclaimers (and the world as a whole)
I'd never been lucky with clergy I confess
Can’t blame mouse and keyboard for my lack of success
'Cause even with ones with a mouth like a trap
There was always the risk of havin’ my neck snapp’d
But Amelia, oh Amelia, I went for the bum loads with you
The first time I met you I waited a week
The next time I saw you I sliced up your cheek
The third time I saw you I thought that I could
The fourth time we met you swiped me down good
But Amelia, oh Amelia, I went for the bum loads with you
She sure heals up good!
I know you’re a vicar, a beast of a priest
I that to you I’m a movable feast
Every time you pound me in the ground
I spring back to go just one more round
‘Cos Amelia, oh Amelia, I go for the bum loads with you
We got a wee pendant...
Charged (held down) R2 attack in an enemies back most 45degrees of turn will stagger it, similarly to a parry stagger. The only difference is that you must initiate viscerals from behind. It’s not like dark souls where attacks from behind immediately initiate backstabs
48.20
Peak Chiodini
You know what they say "Blades that are holy makes your enemies hole-y" BUY IT! It scales with both strength and skill
In terms of stat levelling- Ludwigs Holy Blade when upgraded scales well on both Strength and Skill, so splitting between those two stats works really well for that weapon. Also, it's two handed heavy charge attack can be followed up with a second R2 attack which causes a disgusting amount of damage even to bosses. It's a very effective and flexible weapon, and due to it scaling of both Strength and Skill it nicely complements most other weapons (such as the Saw Cleaver, which also scales of both Strength and Skill, but not nearly as well as Ludwigs Holy Blade).
I'd go for the weapon.
Every time the staric happened it scared the shit out of me
It's possible to do a Double Blood Echo retrieval...? - 25:00 and 26:10
Ludwig’s holy blade is the moonlight greatsword from dark souls
Cracking open some coldbloods with the boys!
Ludwig's Holy Sword in it's big form staggers big enemies making it quite easy to defeat them.
I thought the posture on the new sofa discussion was rivetting but then the curry without coconut chat just blew my mind !!
aoife fucking love your look mate. on point
Through the entire bit in the forest with the dogs and the gunmen, I felt like Aoife was just staring right into my soul. Bit chilling 😬
Partying the executioners (big axe guy) is extremely beneficial.
45:41 Somebody PLEASE gif Johnny's reaction there
Rrrichard Kicken's is in the case!
I would say Ludwig's holy blade is worth it if you're going to use it transformed, it staggers with every hit (I think), so it can be pretty useful even if it is a bit slow
I just noticed the grimlock on the shelf
It's Aoife's!
Aoife's pro strat: lean forward a little bit
oh how I've missed Richard Kickens
To do a back stab you don't need to be more accurate you just need to hit them in the back with a charge attack fully charged until your weapon kind glows for a moment the it will do the attack automatically
She is allergic to fire LOL. I'm going to start using the word allergic when referring to enemy vulnerabilities
Johnny would have beat Amelia first go if he had more vials. That was a joy to watch.
Remember to actually go into the room after the Witches of Hemwick.
Yay for Johnny beating a boss!!! You should definitely get Ludwig’s Holy Blade. Please and thank you.
Ludwig's Holy Sword is pretty good.
this game is awesome
Yey more Bloodborne!
Aoife is so ridiculously beautiful! And so is Johnny or whatever his name..
Yes more of the best duo on the planet! ELLO LUV!
There is no Monday unless it is a Bloodborne Monday. Aka ”The Stickling of Dick Kickens” or ”Go Spuuuurs”.
Need more of this! And get Ludwig's Holy Blade!
I’m with Johnny. I prefer the poo brown sofa.
I am disappointed by youre lack of starwipe
Afrikaans Gamer your*
I highly recommend Ludwig's Holy Blade. Same itty bitty sword as the Kirkhammer, but turns into probably the best greatsword in all of Soulsborne.
The Drake knight greatsword gives it a run for it's money in terms of best in all of soulsborne
48:13
Did you guys get the rune workshop tool from the witches boss room? If not get it.
Dick Kickens is the hero we need.
Time For Popcorn and Eurogamer
Why are they doing the witch first?
I went straight through the password gate towards the Shadows of Yharnham boss.
Which one should be done first?
Johnny.. if you're gonna try to open a pop top without fingernails, don't use a fork. Use a spoon. It slides under better.
I was sittin here calmly drinking my tea, then Aoife yelled "You Need Nice Hands" and i literally spit my drink out.
Ludwigs holy blade!
Johnny, I think your few misrememberings about paths etc. is because you're confusing this place with the forest later on. Though I may also be misremembering. Oh god does it never enddddddd
Variation in levels is scaring my neighbours.
Bone marrow ash amplifies bullet (bloodtinge) damage. What I'm wondering is why that word gets bleeped but nothing else does? & wheres the air horn?. Havn't tested it personally but if you have 0 insight when fighting the witch's they don't spawn the minions. Fantastic work as usual please continue on. Health & Stamina never hurt as investment options. Now that you have opened the 2 gates to upper cathedral Eileen should be outside odeon chapel you may have to open the 3rd gate im not sure the exact trigger.
I swear that I did not laugh on the floor rolling, during the drop.
The best weapon in the game is the blades of mercy. The move set is the best in any souls game period. I think it sucks that a player is able to get them so late in the game and the early game skill weapons aren’t that much fun so most players don’t have a build that plays with them very well. Also, beating the Crow of Cainhurst is a pain.
Still best weapon by a mile.
Johnny threw his Bloodborne shirt Away! Away!
"Liked" for the cold open alone.
Johnny can complain about the new chair all he likes..
But when you give such a dedicated follower of fashion like Aoife the lockbox with all of Eurogamer's jewels in it...
You can't quibble when she returns from her travels with a Chez Long..
I like to paint while I watch these videos - but I don’t think I will anymore. When Johnny fell (and got stuck) and died I accidentally knee jerked my leg into my work table and spilt paint water (and paint) everywhere.
In retrospect I probably should’ve seen the fall death coming.
Gravity got ya too, eh?
Night Cat hahahahaha yes it did :D
By constantly referencing old sketch shows, Johnny seems to have invoked 'Unlucky Alf' from The Fast Show. Oh bugger...
Increasing skill does indeed increase visceral attacks.... and here's the source bloodborne.wiki.fextralife.com/Visceral+Attack if you'd like to check yourselves
Horse fact time, Aiofe wasnt far wrong, horses can go up stairs but not down them without help.
Now you can get to the old hunter's dream you should do a quick speed run to get the Beast Cutter. It's an awesome strength weapon and better than anything else you can get in the game at that point. Keep on kicking dicks off!
You're way under leveled but there's a way of running buy the enemies to get it
Beast cutter?
That’s a super cool idea. No one does that.
Gherman is a real creep as you can see quite a few copies of "how to pick up fair maidens" scattered around the workshop
Left a C bomb uncensored pals. 1:13:06 ish.
(I am totally in favour of this but I get it.)
oh you saw already :D
I want your shirt Johnny
Get it here! www.eurogamer.net/articles/2018-08-03-celebrate-pride-with-our-eg-charity-shirt
I found it hilarious when Aoife was so pleased with her I’m not you comment, then gets obliterated. At least at least you didn’t die to gravity....
Is the “bad word” sea-unt?
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Yay Eurogaymer t-shirt!
For the love of The Great Old One, parry!! Every episode I watch thinking, "they parried all the time in Dark Souls, they'll start doing in this episode..."
Shoot, dash foward, visceral.
And I write is knowing it'll never be read.
P.s. love you guys and what you do, gets me through my 10hour shifts.
Now we know why Johnny was in such a foul mood going into the whimsy overload that is Kingdom Hearts.
Thoroughly enjoying the dick-kicking shenanigens.
A couple of little tips:
The Saw Cleaver does bonus damage to beasts (but only in the 'short' mode). Combine this with some fire (which also does bonus damage to beasts) and you have 50% of the game in the bag.
The Kirkhammer - Just no! Even the strategy guide pretty much tells you it's a highly situational waste of time. Upgraded to +8 it will still output less damage than a +1 Saw Cleaver. A Hunter's Axe would be a much better complement to your Saw, it has some massive attacks that are way faster than the KH and have incredible crowd control. It'll also give you range against those bosses you don't like getting too close to. It's generally regarded to be the most user-friendly 'beginner' weapon in the game.
Johnny did amazing against Amelia first time - stop spamming R1 and you'll have a much easier time. 3 Controlled swipes, then retreat. It's tempting to empty your Stamina attacking but you will always pay for it!
loving the Eurogamer pride shirt
06:02 - Would it be easier on the editing to condense the farming and other cut bits to fast forward sections? Show off just how much you go through to show us the interesting bits? Or would that make the episodes too long? Is there a hard limit to dick kicking length?
31:30 - Wouldn't shooting back be feasible? Seeing as they're dropping so much Gun Food™(Chiodini Enterprises)? Or is there a limited range?
32:30 - Never mind.
40:32 - Bloody hell! My ears!