I Had a baby in Sakura School Simulator

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  • Опубликовано: 4 дек 2024

Комментарии • 3 тыс.

  • @BijuuMike
    @BijuuMike  4 года назад +3293

    idk whats wrong with me

  • @-chiakinanami4224
    @-chiakinanami4224 4 года назад +328

    The miracle of childbirth, bringing so much joy to everyone that they start spinning on the floor.

    • @kirinistic
      @kirinistic 4 года назад +7

      Tsumugi mastermindv3

    • @kendog3492
      @kendog3492 4 года назад +2

      @@kirinistic i bet you feel good now don't you

    • @cutecatgamer8900
      @cutecatgamer8900 4 года назад +1

      @@kirinistic

    • @tteruyaki
      @tteruyaki 4 года назад

      Cottonbunny Playzroblox dude don’t spoil V3 people still haven’t played or watched it

    • @Meowmeowmeowhehe
      @Meowmeowmeowhehe 4 года назад

      Cottonbunny Playzroblox SHHHH

  • @ilikefries_
    @ilikefries_ 3 года назад +63

    I literally laughed so hard when the baby came 😂🤣

  • @Cherry1cecream
    @Cherry1cecream 4 года назад +521

    “Seeeeeee when a Man and a Women lovezzz each other... THEY HIT EM WITH A CAR” yEs 😂👏

  • @aceyukionna1802
    @aceyukionna1802 4 года назад +588

    I choked on my holy water when I saw the baby being born. As a child of medical professionals, I can say this is 110% accurate 😂😂😂

    • @avastars3393
      @avastars3393 4 года назад +11

      Really?

    • @chiaisannoying
      @chiaisannoying 4 года назад +8

      tanya misra ...

    • @briaiguess8834
      @briaiguess8834 4 года назад +8

      @@avastars3393 Its a joke.

    • @r0n1x41
      @r0n1x41 4 года назад +7

      @Brianna Kennedy oh i thought it's real

    • @avastars3393
      @avastars3393 4 года назад +6

      @@briaiguess8834 I get that its a joke . I was just being sarcastic

  • @gachaandschoolgirlsimulate8968
    @gachaandschoolgirlsimulate8968 3 года назад +18

    Me: DEMON HOLY WATER FLOATING HEAD!!!! Bijju: its my shirt me:thank god

    • @ishya9597
      @ishya9597 3 года назад +1

      Hey i am tge person who wrote this comment i just i got a new phone:)

    • @susanrobinson6208
      @susanrobinson6208 3 года назад +1

      PFFT

  • @DrOx-IDGAFILGN
    @DrOx-IDGAFILGN 4 года назад +690

    The update we all didn’t want but still got

  • @randomnoob4231
    @randomnoob4231 4 года назад +231

    * Break Dancing While Giving Birth *
    Me: How Are You Not Hurting?...

  • @ria-chann6321
    @ria-chann6321 3 года назад +48

    2:34 I was literally laughed so hard that I tripped on the floor and my mom thought it was an earthquake-

  • @aylabruce5004
    @aylabruce5004 4 года назад +412

    the baby: **literally is break dancing**
    2 seconds later
    mike: "OH MAH GAWD SHE CAN WALK?!?!?"

  • @ilovehyun626
    @ilovehyun626 4 года назад +206

    "She already knows how to walk"
    gacha.....

  • @iloveyjwz_
    @iloveyjwz_ 4 года назад +11

    love how his t-shirt beacome invinsible XD

  • @kys1695
    @kys1695 4 года назад +152

    No one:
    Litterally no one:
    Not even the spider on my ceiling:
    Bijuu Mikes shirt: ight imma head out

    • @diamandosparkle2867
      @diamandosparkle2867 3 года назад +2

      Lol true

    • @chinnyperez1239
      @chinnyperez1239 3 года назад +2

      M U S H B L O O M E R 𝗜𝗺𝗮𝗼

    • @melinaespaldon5924
      @melinaespaldon5924 3 года назад

      并不代表毒奶粉都不懂得BB大部分不是你的根本等你播虎子弹琴键,

    • @itz_amelia4573
      @itz_amelia4573 3 года назад +1

      @@diamandosparkle2867 Yup

    • @sbjb12
      @sbjb12 3 года назад

      wonder if bijuu mike replys-

  • @kiri.-.
    @kiri.-. 4 года назад +146

    Bijuu's body: nonexistant
    Bijuu's headphones: also nonexsistant
    Bijuu's hair: not green
    guys... something's really wrong with bijuu

    • @marybueza6045
      @marybueza6045 4 года назад +2

      It's because of the green screen it's green like he's shirt and head phones

    • @amethyst4578
      @amethyst4578 4 года назад +2

      @@marybueza6045 r/wooosh

    • @rising-from-ashes
      @rising-from-ashes 4 года назад +1

      @@marybueza6045 r/woooosh

    • @helenaa.w
      @helenaa.w 4 года назад +1

      Its just green screen not any bad solution bc we all know his fav color is green lol but he just do green screen to make it realistic. Thats very creative :)

    • @pikasheep
      @pikasheep 4 года назад +2

      He’s going through a crisis

  • @moonsky653
    @moonsky653 3 года назад +6

    That's So Cute! 1:02

  • @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer
    @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer 4 года назад +162

    *GASP* all this time.. we’ve been giving birth so falsely, no wonder some humans end up so messed up

  • @malsharked
    @malsharked 4 года назад +86

    The fact that it said "I MADE a baby" and not "I HAD a baby" may have been the most unsettling thing about my day so far

  • @fofa1877
    @fofa1877 2 года назад +2

    lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the video was very funny

  • @stephenheading2925
    @stephenheading2925 4 года назад +60

    Bijuu Mike: She got hit by a car.
    Call Me Kevin: *It’s free real estate.*

  • @myopinionisthecorrectone.2464
    @myopinionisthecorrectone.2464 4 года назад +46

    *Sakura school simulator gets more cursed everytime it's updated and I love it.*

  • @jessalynesimanjuntak9463
    @jessalynesimanjuntak9463 3 года назад +9

    8:30 ppl out there making sad stories on sakura school simulator, meanwhile I’m just finding different ways to kill the yakuzas lmaoo

    • @Shad0_W
      @Shad0_W Год назад +1

      I do glitches

    • @monykandan2776
      @monykandan2776 7 месяцев назад

      I can tell you I do it like this
      First you need to avoid the first two mwe outside like they don't notice u if ur behind them and then there are four ways I do it
      1-first I become giant with the Alice in wonderland costume and then stomp on all the men inside but u have to become the normal size then get into the room wer the men stand and then stomp on them and become normal size again use the jetpack or u can use the stairs but just go open the door and they will notice u and then quickly come out and become giant again and stomp on those men again and after killing them u go in there again and go in the room with the boss and quickly go out again and kill them I usually do this
      2-just do the same things but instead of the Alice in wonderland outfit just for any outfit u like and just use the jetpack and fly on top of them and shoot the bazooka and kill them and then just do it with the men India and boss
      3-run over the men standing outside and provoke the men inside and then quickly teleport out by u know like clicking yakuza office in the menu and then they will come out searching for u and then just run them over and do the same wit the other men and the boss
      4-just do it normally
      If u save after u collect the money and weapons from them u will get them the nextime u play
      BTW this is how I do it and u can do it differently and I'm sorry for any possible spelling or grammar mistake because I'm a very slow typer but still mess up

    • @4YEN1C0LE
      @4YEN1C0LE 6 месяцев назад

      I always get characters that can fight to defeat them using pregnant women and the babies

  • @-dark-4142
    @-dark-4142 4 года назад +162

    "I made a baby in Sakura School Simulator"
    me: *click*

    • @omnomnio
      @omnomnio 4 года назад +2

      *Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclikclickclickclickclickclick*

    • @olli9984
      @olli9984 4 года назад +3

      @@EquestriasAwesome He protecc, he attacc. But most importantly, he C L I C C.
      Sorry.

  • @Marcoraline
    @Marcoraline 4 года назад +98

    Just 7 minutes in, I choked from laughing at least 58 times.
    *Careful kids, Bijuu Mike is a choking hazard*

  • @Sunalis1602
    @Sunalis1602 4 года назад +3

    my stomach hurts a lot, from laughing😂😂😂

  • @toastwolf158
    @toastwolf158 4 года назад +100

    No one:
    Literally nobody:
    Bijuu mike: hasn’t unlocked cat butler robot yet

    • @whydoineedthis.
      @whydoineedthis. 4 года назад

      You're not funny

    • @_silkyydrops3_419
      @_silkyydrops3_419 4 года назад

      I haven’t unlocked cat butler robot also so bijju mike is not the only one

  • @ikeharahikari7364
    @ikeharahikari7364 4 года назад +30

    You are the best mom ever and I will not say anything else likewise

  • @monokuma520
    @monokuma520 4 года назад +12

    5:41 the death of one piece chan
    R.I.P One piece chan we will always remember u getting runned over by a car XD

    • @kenyaallen5966
      @kenyaallen5966 2 года назад

      Hey, mom, look what I learn from tiktok me:ಠ_ಠ

  • @omnomnio
    @omnomnio 4 года назад +153

    *“You see when a man and a woman loves each other, you hit them with your car, and then you’re p r e g g e r s.”*
    *-Bijuu Mike, 2020*

    • @ajtire3528
      @ajtire3528 4 года назад +1

      An Inspirational quote ladies and gentelmen

  • @thischannelwillbedeletedve460
    @thischannelwillbedeletedve460 4 года назад +115

    “When a man and a woman loves each other... you *_HIT ‘EM WITH YOUR CAR....._* ...and then you’re preggers!”

  • @Staryyn8292
    @Staryyn8292 3 года назад +1

    Baby:I’m not just a baby I’m
    THANOS

  • @Cloud-uf4tk
    @Cloud-uf4tk 4 года назад +213

    2:44
    I laughed so hard i fell from the stairs-

  • @Scaramoochie
    @Scaramoochie 4 года назад +122

    This is basically how I was born

    • @makaylaedwards6840
      @makaylaedwards6840 4 года назад

      Are you the real bakugou???...

    • @makaylaedwards6840
      @makaylaedwards6840 4 года назад

      What I thought he was his name is that or is he a fan idk

    • @markellarobertson6225
      @markellarobertson6225 4 года назад

      @@makaylaedwards6840 hes a cosplax

    • @Stxuchii
      @Stxuchii 4 года назад

      @•Cønsuelø Ålvarez• :D "Are you the real Monokuma??..."

    • @elina8765
      @elina8765 3 года назад +1

      @@makaylaedwards6840 Yeah??

  • @ezra4959
    @ezra4959 4 года назад +1

    I’m crying rn this really funny 😂😂😂😂

  • @alucardsdenial
    @alucardsdenial 4 года назад +62

    It has been two ( I just checked the day ) day since my father went to the store. He still hasn’t come back..

    • @DEKU-o9t
      @DEKU-o9t 4 года назад +2

      Deku will comfort you.

    • @finnnotfound8587
      @finnnotfound8587 4 года назад +2

      It has been 158th day since my father went to the store welcome to the club

    • @DEKU-o9t
      @DEKU-o9t 4 года назад

      @Keira Nichols Wha-

    • @finnnotfound8587
      @finnnotfound8587 4 года назад

      @Keira Nichols oh ur in it too

    • @finnnotfound8587
      @finnnotfound8587 4 года назад

      @@snowlife1278 There is no best milk

  • @DontEatDynamite
    @DontEatDynamite 4 года назад +71

    I was learning Duolingo and clicked...
    *Now the bird will end me*

    • @EquestriasAwesome
      @EquestriasAwesome 4 года назад +6

      Duolingo: *Spanish or vanish*
      Duolingo: *Bye bye amigo*

  • @jasentajazminyjessicakecup8633
    @jasentajazminyjessicakecup8633 4 года назад +8

    Im just dying of laughter!!

  • @rikotyanbeam
    @rikotyanbeam 4 года назад +29

    Hell yeah, more Sakura School Sim! ^ ^ I can't play it myself, so this is really fun to watch :3

    • @kirinistic
      @kirinistic 4 года назад

      But its a free app u can get it on ur phone

    • @rikotyanbeam
      @rikotyanbeam 4 года назад +1

      @@kirinistic It's incompatible with my phone, and my laptop isn't powerful enough for me to play it on bluestacks ^ ^

  • @PusheenPoprocksIsTired
    @PusheenPoprocksIsTired 4 года назад +75

    Hey Mike, I don't know if you can see this, but you got a shoutout from My story animated in their latest community post. Good job!

  • @unableto_accessaddi8710
    @unableto_accessaddi8710 3 года назад +19

    2:16
    this is exactly what happens. Yes. Accurate af.

  • @christinamaxson4114
    @christinamaxson4114 4 года назад +112

    2:33 I have had a child and this is exactly what it looks like 👌🏻

  • @DistrictTomi
    @DistrictTomi 4 года назад +58

    Now introducing: *disembodied Mike*

    • @mollyblack541
      @mollyblack541 4 года назад +1

      The part of the shirt that wasn't scrub be like: Guess I'll die.

    • @DistrictTomi
      @DistrictTomi 4 года назад

      @@mollyblack541 😂

  • @bob_velseb_the_editor
    @bob_velseb_the_editor 2 года назад +1

    It's funny when you holded the baby and you added the kid scream thing too

  • @animaru5581
    @animaru5581 4 года назад +74

    i can confirm that this is how i was born

  • @Gejimari
    @Gejimari 4 года назад +19

    The thing where bijuu said "LOOOK MOMMY, LOOK WHAT I LEARNED ON TIK TOK" made me laugh i think i watched this more than 5000000 times

  • @LenaOfhandlers
    @LenaOfhandlers Месяц назад

    “HELP THE BABY’S COMING SO I STOLE AN AMBULANCE”
    Classic Bijuu Mike 😂

  • @himikoyumenotheultimatedet3411
    @himikoyumenotheultimatedet3411 4 года назад +45

    This hasn't even started yet but I can tell I'm gonna be laughing my eyes out 😂😂😂

    • @aylabruce5004
      @aylabruce5004 4 года назад

      StormyDays TV that’s a promise

  • @mrpresident447
    @mrpresident447 4 года назад +14

    Me: *reads title*
    Also me; *"yeah sounds pretty normal for a bichael mike episode."*

  • @LorenIslife
    @LorenIslife 6 месяцев назад +1

    I love bijuu mike but he is a funny gamer❤😂😂😂😂😂

  • @elllsbelles
    @elllsbelles 4 года назад +9

    Don’t mind me, just watching this while I’m taking a relaxing bath.

  • @shrekispapi1907
    @shrekispapi1907 4 года назад +13

    Ngl I thought the title said "I had a baby Sakura in school" and especially since he finished that Danganronpa series, I just sat there horrified. Wonder what a Baby Sakura looks like.

  • @carvawithdeepak4739
    @carvawithdeepak4739 4 года назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂how she is danceing I was laughing a lot and her head is so big and body small😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @maddiesaddie5499
    @maddiesaddie5499 4 года назад +61

    I SWEAR IF BIJUU DOESN'T ADD AIR MARTY TO THE TOMODACHI SEREIS IM FINNA SCREAM

    • @wowzerswow6972
      @wowzerswow6972 4 года назад +1

      He should also add Bendy, just gonna says that.

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 4 года назад +18

    "When you love someone you hit them with car"
    Yeah seems about right then you try to save them and make baby but then you run away with the baby leaving your lover to die

  • @monokuma520
    @monokuma520 4 года назад +12

    4:50 most saddest death in the whole anime world😂😂

  • @hitoshishinso2978
    @hitoshishinso2978 4 года назад +42

    that babys on X games mode !

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +4

    If Bijuu did have a baby, I wonder if they'd have green hair too

  • @yabadabadoo664
    @yabadabadoo664 3 года назад +1

    OH MY GOD THE WAY THE DOCTOR AND THE GIRL DANCING AND THE BABY HEAD- I LAUGHED SO HARD-

  • @Idk-jk2cs
    @Idk-jk2cs 4 года назад +37

    His t-shirt Blends in with the green screen xD

  • @ollie5323
    @ollie5323 4 года назад +72

    they should show this in health class
    edit: wow yall this is the most successful ive been in my life thx ✌👌
    edit 2: NO.ONE.LIKE. ITS AT 69 AND ITS STAYING THERE

  • @lexiloofa6146
    @lexiloofa6146 3 года назад +1

    I was literally CRYING from laughter from watching this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love ur vids! Keep up the good work!

  • @ayashishimizuchan8140
    @ayashishimizuchan8140 4 года назад +14

    Me : *Laughing for 11 mins. And 29secs.*
    And thinking of : Wadaf is happening in this vid.😂😂

  • @Shaethefae1017
    @Shaethefae1017 4 года назад +6

    1:10
    Police: so...where is your dad?
    Random kid: *Vietnam flashbacks*

  • @aubreeharris319
    @aubreeharris319 4 года назад +1

    The doctor crawl like her that make me laugh!😂🤣

  • @pinky.5231
    @pinky.5231 4 года назад +13

    me: u have no body
    my mom: are u watching a scary vid now
    mike: i got u honey
    my mom: nope

  • @Not_KatarinaMartinovic
    @Not_KatarinaMartinovic 2 года назад

    Bijuu Mike: “she's like two seconds years old”
    Me: SECONDS???!!!

  • @starrycircus
    @starrycircus 4 года назад +53

    I laughed so hard when she was “Giving birth” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CHEESEBRWEW
    @CHEESEBRWEW 4 года назад +57

    What happened to mike's Shirt
    He's see through now
    He is a green screen

    • @uruhonngawi9339
      @uruhonngawi9339 3 года назад +1

      Cuz he is wearing a green shirt along with half green headphones and I almost read skirt instead of shirt

  • @SandyN8705
    @SandyN8705 2 года назад +1

    I like how bijuu Mike just ignored the person getting hit by a blue car lol

  • @scrubpai7016
    @scrubpai7016 4 года назад +7

    Mike: has a floating head and dislocated arms
    Me: shouldn't u call the ambulance?

  • @silly.finch24
    @silly.finch24 4 года назад +10

    "the baby is like 2 seconds years old"
    -Bijuu Mike 2020

  • @carvawithdeepak4739
    @carvawithdeepak4739 4 года назад +1

    U are Sooooooo funny I have ever seen😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁

  • @reniafelix
    @reniafelix 4 года назад +22

    Wait.. HE WANTS TO BE MOMMY?!
    Woah.. That’s so epic weight gamer-

  • @elizabethvazquez1068
    @elizabethvazquez1068 4 года назад +41

    Doctor: OMG that’s the ugliest baby
    -Doctor 2020

  • @Idkwhattowatch00
    @Idkwhattowatch00 3 года назад

    Nobody can play better than Bijuu Mike😂😂😂😂😂💖💖💖

  • @planet_trapss
    @planet_trapss 4 года назад +6

    “mom how are babies made?”
    Bijuu: when a man and a woman love each other- they hit them with a car?!”
    Yes that is how babies are made..

  • @nestlesubliminals
    @nestlesubliminals 4 года назад +5

    3:40
    man, that's a chicken noise coming from that giant-headed baby!!

  • @RoxieRamRoblox
    @RoxieRamRoblox 3 года назад +2

    i love how his shirt is green and the green screen made his shirt invisable! XD

    • @lelissetadesse3338
      @lelissetadesse3338 3 года назад +3

      Nah is just so "skinny" that he looks like he is invisible😂😂😂😂💜💜💜

    • @RoxieRamRoblox
      @RoxieRamRoblox 3 года назад +1

      @@lelissetadesse3338 XD

  • @vanessasamarani8859
    @vanessasamarani8859 4 года назад +4

    “Two seconds years old” had me💀💀💀

  • @serendipiterrified3388
    @serendipiterrified3388 4 года назад +5

    “I don’t know what I’m saying..”
    Neither do we, Bijuu. Neither do we.

  • @Headless_Basil._
    @Headless_Basil._ Год назад +2

    2:16 HELP I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHEN THE BABY WAS BORN SEND HOLY WATER

  • @bamboobettie
    @bamboobettie 4 года назад +26

    Oooooo I’m second but it doesn’t matter have a good day

    • @garfieldsmom1
      @garfieldsmom1 4 года назад +1

      𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝕥𝕠𝕠 𝑦’𝑎𝑙𝑙 ☻︎ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

    • @whydoineedthis.
      @whydoineedthis. 4 года назад

      Exactly, it doesnt.

  • @gachasisters2930
    @gachasisters2930 4 года назад +16

    I just realized- bijuu Mike’s shirt is invisble the whole vid :0

  • @melinaespaldon5924
    @melinaespaldon5924 3 года назад +2

    Bijuu Mike character: I ♥️ you
    Mike: see when a man and a woman love eachother-
    A Child: *walks to there house to suprise them* SuPrIsE!
    Me: *calls 911* O-O

  • @marlenacastro8883
    @marlenacastro8883 4 года назад +11

    When your shirt is the same color as your green screen: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @TheStarNinja
    @TheStarNinja 4 года назад +6

    Is the doctor okay? 😂 What is this? 🤣 What did I just watch? 🤣

  • @minelakarkelja2334
    @minelakarkelja2334 3 года назад +2

    2:33 IM DYING OF LAUGHTER 😂😂😂😂

    • @kenyaallen5966
      @kenyaallen5966 2 года назад +1

      I can definitely tell how traumatized that baby is and how bijju Mike is I have no idea, but I was dying with laughter.

  • @Galourgez12
    @Galourgez12 4 года назад +9

    Just laughed the hardest in my whole life

  • @sillyizzy6444
    @sillyizzy6444 4 года назад +25

    Just from watching the intro i could already tell that he's gonna run over someone XD

  • @Van_Vinyl
    @Van_Vinyl 5 месяцев назад

    "Ever since I was in highschool... I-i always wanted to be a dad.."
    " *_w o a w_* "

  • @pragati5719
    @pragati5719 4 года назад +38

    Give bijuu's torso back

  • @missemani09
    @missemani09 4 года назад +4

    Mom:Sweety can you babysit
    Me:sure who?
    The baby: 7:24

  • @itzkoriloves
    @itzkoriloves 2 года назад

    Your a great mother, You took great care of her!

  • @starrybea
    @starrybea 4 года назад +4

    As the daughter of two frontliners, I have heard their stories,
    Yes, This is accurate footage of how a child is born.

  • @DanDCool
    @DanDCool 4 года назад +5

    6:38
    Everyone: *Reports child abuse.*

  • @jjslifestyle230
    @jjslifestyle230 3 года назад +9

    When she’s on the operating table o my god I was laughing so much I choked-

    • @Ihatewritingnewusernames
      @Ihatewritingnewusernames 3 года назад

      me:*Shakes #•rainydays•*
      me:BE CAREFUL NEXT TIME PLEASE!😳😱

    • @ValentinaGonzalez-ft6vb
      @ValentinaGonzalez-ft6vb 4 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PikachuHrtz
    @PikachuHrtz 4 года назад +24

    WHY WAS HE USING GREEN SCREEN HIS HEADPHONES AND HIS SHIRT NOOOO

  • @m0nnie34
    @m0nnie34 4 года назад +7

    Bijuu mike as a teacher: When a man and a woman love each other very much YOU HIT HIM WOTH YOUR CAR!!
    Class: ......

  • @ms.jazlynparker8320
    @ms.jazlynparker8320 4 года назад +1

    OMG that just made me laugh so many times

  • @kermtkxiwi_-3-936
    @kermtkxiwi_-3-936 4 года назад +5

    3:25 whaaaaats going on 😂😂

  • @ineedhelp6412
    @ineedhelp6412 4 года назад +14

    I guess this was before the pregnant body was in the game