Gaming Journalism Is A Joke

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  • Опубликовано: 19 апр 2019
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  • @penguinz0
    @penguinz0  5 лет назад +8121

    Here's a link to the Twitch everyone is asking for www.twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal

    • @willbirchall5002
      @willbirchall5002 5 лет назад +89

      penguinz0 love you

    • @JuanLeiva_
      @JuanLeiva_ 5 лет назад +36

      Super moist

    • @ingotylkowski3668
      @ingotylkowski3668 5 лет назад +21

      Your voice is so beautiful 😍

    • @skywalkingdog
      @skywalkingdog 5 лет назад +49

      Thank you, I've been looking everywhere

    • @ktm196
      @ktm196 5 лет назад +31

      penguinz0 dear 2019 guy, please tell me how you convinced your gf to allow you to grow your beard without holding the pussy hostage 😂 tired of looking 14 in my 20’s

  • @saint-juste
    @saint-juste 5 лет назад +18010

    She's effectively making fun of a Japanese woman's pronunciation of a English lyric.

    • @ronbelleza5588
      @ronbelleza5588 5 лет назад +1574

      Yeah and its called "racism"

    • @amedicabg
      @amedicabg 5 лет назад +101

      Sebastian Lockwood he*

    • @dartanyanthemeow-sketeer8674
      @dartanyanthemeow-sketeer8674 4 года назад +63

      @DeadMemes NeedToStayDead they do

    • @kankeydong2500
      @kankeydong2500 4 года назад +30

      @DeadMemes NeedToStayDead apparently everyone who gets it but you. Jackass.

    • @chuwyjoe8808
      @chuwyjoe8808 4 года назад +226

      @KankeyDong "Gets it"? Gets what my guy?

  • @Willie_Pete_Was_Here
    @Willie_Pete_Was_Here 5 лет назад +9461

    >Publish article without reaching out to Nintendo
    >Fail to amend article after 8 hours
    >Writer cries on Twitter
    >”Gamers are toxic.”

    • @animeprofilepicture8855
      @animeprofilepicture8855 5 лет назад +459

      epic greentext bro, shame i cant upvote it

    • @KeeperJoseph
      @KeeperJoseph 5 лет назад +220

      She deserves it.

    • @theguylivinginyourwalls
      @theguylivinginyourwalls 5 лет назад +412

      @Adam DeLocke At least she showed some amount of awareness. Too bad the overlords don't give a severed rat dick.

    • @statanks505
      @statanks505 5 лет назад +104

      >be me
      >wait this aint 3chan

    • @Willie_Pete_Was_Here
      @Willie_Pete_Was_Here 5 лет назад +136

      @Adam DeLocke I see. And then you get people like me blaming the author while ignoring how their employer operates.

  • @tyler9039
    @tyler9039 4 года назад +11613

    The best part is that the songs actual lyrics are about dispelling lies that come from those with influence

  • @slurms777
    @slurms777 5 лет назад +8456

    There's a disability slur in the title of this video: "Gaming Journalism"

    • @RealCGH
      @RealCGH 4 года назад +48

      🤣🤣

    • @ianstuart371
      @ianstuart371 4 года назад +4

      Ok

    • @Obi-WanGaming
      @Obi-WanGaming 4 года назад +193

      *APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA*

    • @kroh7742
      @kroh7742 4 года назад +14

      Eyy...a tool fan I see?

    • @MrFuller876
      @MrFuller876 3 года назад +3

      @@RealCGH I've seen you before.

  • @Heebie-Deebies
    @Heebie-Deebies 5 лет назад +14313

    "Before we post this article, should we check the actual lyrics?"
    "Nah."

  • @thecliffracer
    @thecliffracer 5 лет назад +5475

    Gaming journalism: when you're not even competent enough to get a job at BuzzFeed.

  • @moze.
    @moze. 5 лет назад +8284

    I'm surprised they haven't made an article explaining how SM64 has insulted the LGBT community when everyone thought Mario said "so long, gay bowser"

    • @dartanyanthemeow-sketeer8674
      @dartanyanthemeow-sketeer8674 4 года назад +143

      Yeah even though it's so long ze bowser

    • @satyamSaha
      @satyamSaha 4 года назад +542

      D'artanyan the Meow-sketeer actually it’s “so long king bowser”

    • @UrgentForce
      @UrgentForce 4 года назад +403

      @@satyamSaha Yeah but it's Kotaku, so they would 100% went the "Gay Bowser" Tour to get clicks

    • @satyamSaha
      @satyamSaha 4 года назад +12

      UrgentForce yeah I guess

    • @jacobsmith4428
      @jacobsmith4428 4 года назад +211

      I just assumed it was just the voice actor throwing in the letter A after a word as an Italian stereotype, like "So long-a Bowser."

  • @all_late_gamer5695
    @all_late_gamer5695 5 лет назад +6262

    Don't forget when they complained about the lack of music during the fighting in DMC 5. When all you have to do is play well to hear music.

    • @neardarkroad1347
      @neardarkroad1347 4 года назад +430

      @DeadMemes NeedToStayDead not even with V?
      That is beyond ridiculous.

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 4 года назад +478

      It’s like the game’s way of playing crickets in the background

    • @mystr0696
      @mystr0696 4 года назад +87

      Didn’t the same thing happen with Doom 4?

    • @autisticbuckfan
      @autisticbuckfan 4 года назад +249

      That is fucking hilarious

    • @NoahDaArk
      @NoahDaArk 4 года назад +81

      DeadMemes NeedToStayDead What the hell?! I could get to S rank in like the first minute of combat!

  • @adiveler
    @adiveler 5 лет назад +5662

    A Japanese singer struggles to say English words.
    Kotaku: "It's clickbait time!"

    • @romulus2473
      @romulus2473 5 лет назад +548

      This is an underrated and kind of dark comment.
      This singer is trying to sing in a language that isn't his mother tongue, and Kotaku is basically mocking him by going "haha, you said a bad word!"

    • @KaspersDomain
      @KaspersDomain 5 лет назад +236

      @@romulus2473 The singer is a female, but yeah, good take.

    • @poppylane9821
      @poppylane9821 5 лет назад +84

      So Laura Kate Dale is just racist? Shocker

    • @shaddykack
      @shaddykack 5 лет назад +148

      Kotaku is essentially making fun of ESL speakers by saying they’re using disability slurs because they can’t speak English perfectly.

    • @hostiletakeover7368
      @hostiletakeover7368 5 лет назад +37

      "it's free real estate"

  • @MasterKcoop
    @MasterKcoop 5 лет назад +2891

    Imagine if Mario just yelled “retarted” on his third jump.

    • @rubiss7947
      @rubiss7947 5 лет назад +311

      Mario calls Bowser gay in Mario 64

    • @yancy9455
      @yancy9455 5 лет назад +6

      Rubiss when mario throws bowser?

    • @smileydog5941
      @smileydog5941 5 лет назад +206

      "So long Gay Bowser!"
      *yeet*

    • @coolcat_tom6360
      @coolcat_tom6360 5 лет назад +34

      Nah he goes Blehbluhblehbluh

    • @TheJVH
      @TheJVH 5 лет назад +53

      @@coolcat_tom6360 and his eyes were oddly realistic and then he bled at me.

  • @JageshemashFTW
    @JageshemashFTW 3 года назад +597

    “The official lyrics for this song, curiously enough, does not include this word”
    *OH GEE!! I FUCKING WONDER WHY?!?!*

  • @lilfoot4837
    @lilfoot4837 4 года назад +1896

    “Let’s go, let’s play, why does my sandwich hate me” makes more sense than that

    • @TSEZyph4LYFE
      @TSEZyph4LYFE 4 года назад +71

      “BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IDIOT SANDWICH!”

    • @duck3819
      @duck3819 4 года назад +40

      JUST BECAUSE I DROPPED YOU DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO HATE ME

    • @dardanik
      @dardanik 3 года назад +4

      But why tho

    • @israelwood2926
      @israelwood2926 3 года назад +2

      You are trying to eat it

  • @LoftFives
    @LoftFives 5 лет назад +4308

    "Let's go, Let's play, Gaming journalists"

    • @Rekkenze
      @Rekkenze 5 лет назад +39

      Let’s fighting love!~

    • @g1sbi
      @g1sbi 5 лет назад +23

      I fucking lost it at this comment

    • @jomama7818
      @jomama7818 5 лет назад +22

      LoftFives hey, you can’t say retarded.

    • @birdissmall2677
      @birdissmall2677 5 лет назад +12

      Marshal Harris dude how he can say somthing so offensive as “gaming journalist” you cant say that round here

    • @SCOOTYBOOTYPATOOTY
      @SCOOTYBOOTYPATOOTY 5 лет назад +4

      I can say it

  • @talkinghoorse6936
    @talkinghoorse6936 5 лет назад +1883

    To be clear, the ACTUAL line is "retort it".
    EDIT: Or it could be "retarget", there's no way to know for sure because the line doesn't show up on lyric pages.

    • @uraccountcrashed8845
      @uraccountcrashed8845 5 лет назад +48

      Thank you.

    • @Sylpphire
      @Sylpphire 5 лет назад +348

      The fact that this journalist skipped the easiest piece of information, which is look up the fucking lyrics on google, shows how stupid journalist can be.

    • @nutmalone5527
      @nutmalone5527 5 лет назад +22

      Sylpphire fucking hate them, they are so obnoxious on twitter

    • @imEggs11
      @imEggs11 5 лет назад +10

      She must've been deaf to not hear the "or" but instead heard "ar"

    • @pmmeyourdadjokes9811
      @pmmeyourdadjokes9811 5 лет назад +25

      Sylpphire she probably did but then she wouldn’t have a story for her boss so she just spewed out this bullshit

  • @wilk746
    @wilk746 5 лет назад +3644

    when you try to be so "inclusive" that you accidentally end up being racist

    • @Bondrewd_the_Novel
      @Bondrewd_the_Novel 4 года назад +182

      SJW's in a nutshell.

    • @keelanesquivel3854
      @keelanesquivel3854 4 года назад +196

      It hurt itself in its confusion!

    • @starfox229
      @starfox229 4 года назад +10

      You have a Kindred Spirits pfp, therefore gaining my respect. Gg

    • @taco8077
      @taco8077 4 года назад +7

      @@Bondrewd_the_Novel I was literally going to say the same shit

    • @caisonrivera9207
      @caisonrivera9207 4 года назад +2

      The Greendale Human Beings in a nutshell.

  • @MEGID0LA0N
    @MEGID0LA0N 4 года назад +995

    My favorite Kotaku article is the one where a grown ass man says that shin megami tensei iv stole his "gamer pride" because he was bad at it and the game offered him easy mode

    • @thescoundrel793
      @thescoundrel793 4 года назад +94

      The fuck does he think he is? A saiyan?

    • @quaker47
      @quaker47 4 года назад +8

      link plz

    • @MEGID0LA0N
      @MEGID0LA0N 4 года назад +40

      @@quaker47 kotaku.com/how-shin-megami-tensei-iv-stripped-me-of-my-gamer-prid-511171107

    • @fakegrant
      @fakegrant 3 года назад +93

      Doesn’t SMT pride itself on being incredibly difficult? Isn’t it’s whole thing that it’s fucking ridiculously hard for literally any RPG fan?

    • @akhazanchi50
      @akhazanchi50 3 года назад +19

      Key Ya, SMT is pretty famous for being difficult. The “journalist” is pretty stupid

  • @Slickdown
    @Slickdown 5 лет назад +3685

    This article looks like something out of The Onion

    • @kynewicker3256
      @kynewicker3256 5 лет назад +204

      I think we all WISH it was out of The Onion, because then, it'd be funny and actually tolerable.
      This? This is as if somebody farted on your cake and called it a joke, all while a little bit of their ass and balls touches the frosting.

    • @zeche8477
      @zeche8477 5 лет назад +58

      Journalism in general has devolved into professional activism, clickbait bullshit and outright lying
      Good thing nobody trusts journos anymore

    • @b_Wtv14
      @b_Wtv14 5 лет назад +11

      I saw a lot of bull crap articles from the onion, are they purposely satire, retarded, or just clickbaity?

    • @kynewicker3256
      @kynewicker3256 5 лет назад +47

      @@b_Wtv14 Purposefully satire. Saved you from being wooshed.

    • @b_Wtv14
      @b_Wtv14 5 лет назад +11

      Kyne Wicker ok thank you

  • @komurohokyoji9169
    @komurohokyoji9169 5 лет назад +2807

    When you're so incompetent you can't even google the lyrics.
    How are they not dying of hunger?

    • @wolfman42793
      @wolfman42793 5 лет назад +30

      They are so hungry, they make shit up.

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 5 лет назад +17

      They are
      Look into well most journalism sites and you'll see articles of lay offs and cut salaries

    • @redaffix7320
      @redaffix7320 5 лет назад +40

      She has had multiple go-fund-me's, one which funded her gender transition. Wouldn't be surprised if there's another one that she has for living when the Kotaku moo-la isn't enough.

    • @themandalorian7048
      @themandalorian7048 5 лет назад +6

      Brayden Lawson what?

    • @averymccoytarnished6782
      @averymccoytarnished6782 5 лет назад +19

      Braden was born a baby and hasnt transitioned yet

  • @endlel
    @endlel 4 года назад +1738

    Well, you see, joker can walk, so that’s a diss at everyone who can’t walk. Thanks you and goodnight

    • @LDPRxPS3x1
      @LDPRxPS3x1 4 года назад +124

      @Iyz Moe "Well, you see.."
      *You have committed the mistake of dissing the blind.*

    • @thedukeofnothing6421
      @thedukeofnothing6421 4 года назад +44

      Well, you see, Joker has teeth, so that’s a diss at everyone who doesn’t have teeth.

    • @souakadpadkid6685
      @souakadpadkid6685 4 года назад +41

      Well you see, joker is actually stylish as hell, and that a diss to everyone that is not stylish as hell.

    • @LDPRxPS3x1
      @LDPRxPS3x1 4 года назад +43

      Well you see, his name is Joker, so that's a diss to people that are not funny. Shame on you, Atlus.

    • @thatsmedorian
      @thatsmedorian 3 года назад +36

      Well, you see, Joker is a fictional character, so that's a diss at everyone who actually exists
      Goodnight

  • @chickencurry420
    @chickencurry420 4 года назад +744

    Update: The article is still up with the word "appears" in the title now. And the article starts with a section that basically says "Persona fans who actually know what they're talking about have corrected us. But we're still not so sure that they're right"

    • @starfelled
      @starfelled 4 года назад +194

      (with echo)
      W e r e s t i l l n o t s u r e t h e y r e r i g h t
      -JUST LOOK UP THE OFFICIAL LYRICS SMH-

    • @chickencurry420
      @chickencurry420 4 года назад +124

      @@starfelled Or just admit they have no idea what they're talking about and that they're just looking for reasons to be offended

    • @starfelled
      @starfelled 4 года назад +27

      @@chickencurry420 lol yeah, true

    • @brenyatta
      @brenyatta 3 года назад +20

      I love how she thinks that she knows more than people who play the actual game 🤣

    • @squirrel_disaster
      @squirrel_disaster 3 года назад +19

      Kotaku should be shut down

  • @Cyborg_1612
    @Cyborg_1612 5 лет назад +1666

    This video doesn't make me feel like batman.
    -ign

  • @bruderdasisteinschwerermangel
    @bruderdasisteinschwerermangel 5 лет назад +951

    you notice he's really pissed off because he mentioned twitch but didn't plug his twitch the immediately

    • @schmittes402
      @schmittes402 5 лет назад +41

      Nikola Tesla he missed his chance when he said “watch a good gamer” and didn’t say “like twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal”

    • @lidsmccovered2498
      @lidsmccovered2498 5 лет назад +52

      This man came back from the dead just to point out how angry Charlie is today.

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim 5 лет назад +2

      @@lidsmccovered2498 lol

    • @chickendumpster4345
      @chickendumpster4345 5 лет назад +3

      Tesla while you’re resurrected please perfect wireless energy. Thanks.

  • @StarrDust12
    @StarrDust12 4 года назад +778

    Imagine being so progressive that you straight up integer overflow and are actually racist.

    • @GamersHolyArmy
      @GamersHolyArmy 4 года назад +23

      Horseshoe Theory isn't real, it's a circle.

    • @justinhenley8700
      @justinhenley8700 4 года назад +18

      Gaming Journalism crashes Paper Mario

    • @steamedpings4889
      @steamedpings4889 3 года назад +14

      Gaming Journalism is like Ghandi in the Civilizations series regarding nukes, very broken

    • @disposable_income_andy
      @disposable_income_andy 2 года назад

      Twitter moment

  • @user-nf1vj7ul8d
    @user-nf1vj7ul8d 4 года назад +731

    Everyone knows Persona’s songs are imposiible to understand without lyrics sheet. This is such bs.

    • @k1rinnn167
      @k1rinnn167 4 года назад +76

      Kotaku exists:
      Persona 4 music: *chuckles, Im in danger.

    • @minthemadnezz200
      @minthemadnezz200 4 года назад +54

      *me trying to figure out the lyrics to reach out to the truth*

    • @LSqre
      @LSqre 4 года назад +57

      @@minthemadnezz200 and I face out, I hold out, I reach out to the truth of my life, ahajaidebi djdidjdidsjsosnwj djjis wjsi

    • @worthfulbeing7512
      @worthfulbeing7512 3 года назад +15

      @@k1rinnn167 California potato powers

    • @CYB3Redux
      @CYB3Redux 3 года назад +33

      persona 3 music: BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY YAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @xkennyPLx
    @xkennyPLx 5 лет назад +3303

    If it's a lie that could potentially ruin a reputation, couldn't Nintendo sue them for slander?

    • @THEPELADOMASTER
      @THEPELADOMASTER 5 лет назад +427

      I think everyone involved with the song could potentially sue.

    • @nafin9063
      @nafin9063 5 лет назад +161

      xkennyPLx no because they have to prove malicious intent which is nearly impossible.

    • @cs0345
      @cs0345 5 лет назад +33

      I doubt including the word retarded would ruin someone's reputation anyways.

    • @williamhelm7104
      @williamhelm7104 5 лет назад +268

      "Slander is Spoken, in print it's libel" - J Jonah Jameson

    • @dragon-id5uj
      @dragon-id5uj 5 лет назад +187

      @@nafin9063 you wouldn't consider this Malicious? it certainly isn't 'reporting' and it certainly isn't 'factual'. all they had to do was contact the lyricist and ask for a transcript really ...

  • @GANONdork123
    @GANONdork123 5 лет назад +978

    Kotaku: Lengthy article detailing the cruel working conditions at Bioware and the absolute hell that was Anthem's development
    Also Kotaku: Super Smash Brothers has a slur because I misheard a song lyric

    • @theDarkerSan
      @theDarkerSan 5 лет назад +117

      It's not kotaku, it's Jason that makes the only real articles there

    • @mes0gots0its
      @mes0gots0its 5 лет назад +67

      @@theDarkerSan More like he makes the only real articles in the entire damn gaming journalism industry

    • @KABLAMMATS
      @KABLAMMATS 5 лет назад +30

      Jason carried Kotaku

    • @chrisgostanian6753
      @chrisgostanian6753 5 лет назад +7

      Truly, this represents the duality of man

    • @coryswanson2247
      @coryswanson2247 5 лет назад +10

      Ya Jason Schreier sucks but in terms of Kotaku he sucks the least

  • @Hawlo
    @Hawlo 4 года назад +823

    I'm gonna give you everything in the video except for one detail: Persona lyrics CAN be and HAVE BEEN extremely nonsensical in the past. Just listen to the full version of Reach Out To The Truth.

    • @dinosaurpolitician3663
      @dinosaurpolitician3663 4 года назад +183

      “3 dots connect to rectangles”
      -actual lyric from a Persona song.
      (it’s a complete non-sequiteur

    • @Ry_weis
      @Ry_weis 3 года назад +83

      I hope you're talking about "Flooded apple pie"

    • @Hawlo
      @Hawlo 3 года назад +20

      @@Ry_weis I was thinking of that, yeah.

    • @hahalery
      @hahalery 3 года назад +112

      It is nonsensical, but that's half the fun of persona music.
      As charlie say though, if the singer farted on the mic, the chance of it being the lyrics is higher than having "retard" being the lyrics

    • @suupernovidd4658
      @suupernovidd4658 3 года назад +18

      Tbh, it’s just the lyrics that don’t come out too well, considering a couple of the singers sing better English than speaking it.

  • @goldensushix
    @goldensushix 4 года назад +3424

    Nobody:
    Game Journalists: so anyway i started being retort it

    • @abbykleimola3775
      @abbykleimola3775 4 года назад +38

      This is actually gold

    • @Giant_SewerRat
      @Giant_SewerRat 4 года назад +119

      Game Journalists: I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm kind of retort it.

    • @b_Wtv14
      @b_Wtv14 4 года назад +5

      Lmao

    • @switchprocontrollersplatoo7240
      @switchprocontrollersplatoo7240 4 года назад +7

      This is the best possible response

    • @tacoforce5
      @tacoforce5 4 года назад +2

      Aidan Kleimola it’s termite-ridden wood at most. this format single-handedly doubles how bad the youtube comment section is

  • @aliasbam2750
    @aliasbam2750 5 лет назад +1439

    "RUclips Gamer PENGUINZ0, uses handicapped slur multiple times in his recent video"

    • @DonGamerGuy
      @DonGamerGuy 5 лет назад +39

      It was pretty retarded.

    • @incorrectstuffthingy5647
      @incorrectstuffthingy5647 5 лет назад +24

      "White Male Alt-Right RUclips Gamer PENGUINZ0, uses handicapped slur multiple times in his recent video"

    • @satan3085
      @satan3085 3 года назад +6

      @@incorrectstuffthingy5647 Correction: “Straight Cis White and Able-bodied Florida Man Finally Shows His True Colors as Extreme Ableist”
      Then they’d also go about him “obviously” being misogynistic, because the one that wrote the article was a woman lololol

  • @josh-rz3uq
    @josh-rz3uq 5 лет назад +1149

    Kotaku's doing damage control now.
    And also being accused of racism against Asians.

    • @Sand-Walker13
      @Sand-Walker13 5 лет назад +45

      Your profile picture is god tier. Just saying

    • @superorangecat6937
      @superorangecat6937 5 лет назад +75

      Yeah, that's my uncle. He died of lung cancer last year. :(

    • @degeneratecatto6709
      @degeneratecatto6709 5 лет назад +8

      @@superorangecat6937 I'm sorry for your loss but you shouldn't talk about this here

    • @theemeraldguy2455
      @theemeraldguy2455 5 лет назад +15

      @@degeneratecatto6709
      The joke
      Your head

    • @xiuxiu1108
      @xiuxiu1108 5 лет назад +20

      @@superorangecat6937 GOD DAMMIT IF ONLY JON FOUND THE PIPE SOONER

  • @Potato-vj6dr
    @Potato-vj6dr 4 года назад +140

    I also like how they never even made a google search of the lyrics or even where it’s from and how they say that it comes from smash NOT persona 5 but the smash DLC

    • @Gaareth_
      @Gaareth_ 4 года назад +11

      Right? It's like they have no clue what the DLC or smash as a whole is even about. Otherwise they'd probably know or at least guess that smash dlcs, including music, come from the original game of the added character.

    • @DeionAdel
      @DeionAdel 4 года назад +2

      Alright guys, let's stop bandwagoning on the team with numbers. The article sucked, but they very clearly state the song comes from Persona in the very screenshot shown in the video. In the same screenshot, it also claims that the "official lyrics" of the song don't have spoken word portion. So they clearly did try to search for the lyrics.

    • @Gaareth_
      @Gaareth_ 4 года назад +15

      @@DeionAdel ok fair enough, so they may be not as incorrect as it looked like at first glance, but this in turn makes the choice of words for the title of the article EVEN worse.

  • @TheRealMr.Castillo
    @TheRealMr.Castillo 3 года назад +39

    When the song said "Are you ready lets go" I heard;
    "Racism is a very sane thing and homophobia is healthy, and also spit on the poor and the disabled, mock the dead, murder is okay"
    That's what I thought I heard, but it wasn't in there, but I thought I heard it so I'm gonna write a news paper article that its definitely in there.

    • @adachy
      @adachy 3 года назад +3

      really? i heard “fuck veterans”

    • @asrielgaming57
      @asrielgaming57 Год назад

      @@adachy really? i always thought it was “the n word is to be praised hail hitler”

  • @ImTheBluestBird
    @ImTheBluestBird 5 лет назад +2666

    For people wondering, it says “Retort it”

    • @lawlrd6655
      @lawlrd6655 5 лет назад +210

      ty he bitched alot and never told the actual word

    • @newlybrokenroad
      @newlybrokenroad 5 лет назад +16

      I thought it was "guitar, baby"?

    • @whywhy6055
      @whywhy6055 5 лет назад +24

      ImTheBluestBird wait, is this gonna be another Yanni or Laurel thing?

    • @louiesalmon3932
      @louiesalmon3932 5 лет назад +29

      It could be like a hundred things other than the one that doesn't make any sense.

    • @bioforce5
      @bioforce5 4 года назад +76

      The lyric is "Get started."

  • @whereismybread
    @whereismybread 5 лет назад +1024

    _Gaming journalism is where Karen gets all her information from everytime the kids play a videogame._

  • @MikeyTheCartoon
    @MikeyTheCartoon 4 года назад +74

    As someone who grew up having kidney stones, I would rather have another one than reading gaming journalists blogs

  • @Tomentos
    @Tomentos 4 года назад +111

    I'm really concerned that she didn't even realize that the song isn't even from Smash Bros. Ultimate.
    It was included, but it's not from it.

    • @Gaareth_
      @Gaareth_ 4 года назад +21

      What? You mean you expected a journalist, whose job is to inform others, to be informed on the fact that smash is litterally just a big crossover and that all its dlc it's from other games? You're one weird man.

    • @peepeepoopoo7181
      @peepeepoopoo7181 4 года назад +2

      Impossible. You're saying that she didn't realise at all?? This is ignorance at its peak.

    • @Gaareth_
      @Gaareth_ 4 года назад +6

      @@peepeepoopoo7181 i bet she had no clue what smash or persona even are, let alone where the music is from.

    • @peepeepoopoo7181
      @peepeepoopoo7181 4 года назад

      lord help us all, in 2050 gaming journalism is gonna be just another way for SJWs to harass people

    • @breezy3176
      @breezy3176 3 года назад

      @@peepeepoopoo7181 I mean they kinda are already its only like about one year later and thats pretty much what it is in current day

  • @spethmanjones2997
    @spethmanjones2997 5 лет назад +891

    4:06 Crit uses “limpdickedly” as an adverb, what a time to be alive

  • @willbill6942
    @willbill6942 5 лет назад +712

    Ok, this recording of the song has been out for like 3 or 4 years, so...

    • @fluffyrump2564
      @fluffyrump2564 5 лет назад +163

      It's like they didn't even care, until the name Nintendo was attached to it.

    • @gabrielcastejon7914
      @gabrielcastejon7914 5 лет назад +4

      What does it actually say?
      In place of "retarded"

    • @cleanseroftheworld
      @cleanseroftheworld 5 лет назад +52

      @@gabrielcastejon7914 retort it.

    • @christiangleason122
      @christiangleason122 5 лет назад +10

      @@gabrielcastejon7914 Its a short way to say ritardando which is a music term.

    • @fluffyrump2564
      @fluffyrump2564 5 лет назад +10

      @@gabrielcastejon7914 I thought it was either "Re-target" or "Retort It"

  • @joeybu8152
    @joeybu8152 4 года назад +169

    Reminder that buzzfeed attack Mario Odyssey’s box art...

    • @orgaitsuka9840
      @orgaitsuka9840 4 года назад +21

      Oh boy, what did they get mad about this time?

    • @cgrn17
      @cgrn17 4 года назад +2

      How?

    • @deadlockraven1849
      @deadlockraven1849 4 года назад +21

      It's Buzzfeed. That's just low hanging fruit.

    • @Nosretep
      @Nosretep 4 года назад +32

      @@orgaitsuka9840 Mario wearing a Mexican Themed outfit.

    • @breadstick4375
      @breadstick4375 4 года назад +6

      Peterson Byrd but that is a fun prt of the game, throwing a sombrero

  • @argonaut8560
    @argonaut8560 4 года назад +285

    They always compare everything to dark souls that pisses me off the most

    • @meyouweaboo1551
      @meyouweaboo1551 4 года назад +61

      This is the Dark Souls of the comment section

    • @Santeneal
      @Santeneal 4 года назад +13

      Ya like Dark Souls isn't even overly hard once you get used to it

    • @BoiledTable
      @BoiledTable 4 года назад +14

      Agreeing is like the dark souls of relatability.

    • @putyourgrasseson3014
      @putyourgrasseson3014 4 года назад +10

      @@BoiledTable Dark Souls is the Dark Souls of Dark Souls

    • @notnottheslam-jamfrancisco9262
      @notnottheslam-jamfrancisco9262 4 года назад +4

      José Lopes more like the dark souls of Skyrim of dark souls of dark souls, ya know?

  • @TheMasterOfDooM
    @TheMasterOfDooM 5 лет назад +1704

    I bet 2019 Guy was a game journalist.

    • @tyronemcgriddles4802
      @tyronemcgriddles4802 5 лет назад +4

      TheMasterOfDooM probably

    • @rodney0004
      @rodney0004 5 лет назад +1

      Oh it's you. 👁👅👁

    • @MercuryBlackN
      @MercuryBlackN 5 лет назад +6

      Penguinz0 is a boy and you watch his videos.

    • @rodney0004
      @rodney0004 5 лет назад +2

      The 2019 guy is going to the heck realm

    • @jnightmare0
      @jnightmare0 5 лет назад

      2019 guy sells mochas and talks to 17 yr olds waiting for their big birthday

  • @no4712
    @no4712 5 лет назад +693

    Gaming journalists would review the fortnite lobby then call it a day

  • @BallMuncher555
    @BallMuncher555 4 года назад +46

    “It’s more likely for the person to say ‘let’s go, let’s play,’ and bend over and fart into the mic.” Perfectly describes friend

  • @ZahnShiiro
    @ZahnShiiro 5 лет назад +33

    My favorite part about this entire thing is that the author of this article decided to just disappear off of Twitter until all of this blew over not long after getting lambasted over this... And then almost immediately came back onto Twitter not long after with several statements trying to justify themselves.

  • @payableondeath7
    @payableondeath7 5 лет назад +711

    "Who would ever say anything even vaguely like that sentence??"
    The Black Eyed Peas

    • @EnkaiTsunami
      @EnkaiTsunami 5 лет назад +32

      First thing that popped into my head was that lyric lmao

    • @craignavarosa9755
      @craignavarosa9755 5 лет назад +64

      *L E T S G E T R E T A R D E D *

    • @puppetmaster3892
      @puppetmaster3892 5 лет назад +13

      The Legend of the Penis

    • @combustionsc2
      @combustionsc2 5 лет назад +4

      thank god that song blew up id love to see people explain that one

    • @e7193
      @e7193 5 лет назад

      @@puppetmaster3892 what

  • @WipZedKay
    @WipZedKay 5 лет назад +678

    I mean, the article is basically making fun of Lyn Inaizumi for struggling to pronounce ''Retort it''

    • @hahalery
      @hahalery 5 лет назад +125

      Actual borderline racist.

    • @KABLAMMATS
      @KABLAMMATS 5 лет назад +18

      Yes, let's play their game and accused them for racist.
      Idk which is stronger victims card or racist card? They definitely playing the victim card if accused for racist

    • @VeyronBD
      @VeyronBD 5 лет назад +52

      Well they already pulled the victim and disabled card and the "journalist" is a woman so thats a play of the woman card too, if shes a minority thats another critical hit, pretty tough fight here guys, stay tuned for the exciting finale in the second episode of Yu Gi Oh 2019 edition

    • @WipZedKay
      @WipZedKay 5 лет назад +16

      Fuck it, let's just play every card. Draw the entire deck if we have to!

    • @aerokill195
      @aerokill195 5 лет назад +8

      @@WipZedKay Heart of the cards

  • @lilchromie
    @lilchromie 4 года назад +39

    Imagine writing an article about mishearing a word that was not only sung, but sung in English by a Japanese singer.

  • @princepsregem4006
    @princepsregem4006 4 года назад +113

    This is the same company that called Chris Raygun the “king of autism” so how anyone could take this company seriously is pretty unbelievable. I don’t really follow game journalism anymore but I still occasionally watch some of the polygon RUclips videos when they come out but those are mainly for entertainment not to try and decide if a game is worth buying.

    • @youngdolo8
      @youngdolo8 3 года назад +2

      Bit late to this but I have to ask:
      You mentioned you've seen a few Polygon videos down the line...
      Have. You seen. DOOM?

    • @princepsregem4006
      @princepsregem4006 3 года назад

      @@youngdolo8 I honestly have no clue for the context of any of this anymore. It looks like I was hating on polygon but idk. Polygon has a decent RUclips channel but now that BDG is gone I’m probably going to watch them a fair bit less. I haven’t seen the doom video your talking about but maybe I’ll check it out or maybe your referencing how the first two had a lot of polygons idk.

  • @MontezBoydStarks504
    @MontezBoydStarks504 5 лет назад +487

    "Why report actual video game news when you can make false news"
    Game Journalists: 🤔

    • @THEmeepmopmoop
      @THEmeepmopmoop 5 лет назад +4

      Montez Boyd-Starks That’s just news in a nutshell: “Why report actual news when you can just make shit up?”

    • @trulymrword
      @trulymrword 5 лет назад

      It's debunked by simple Google search of Lyn's lyrics

    • @evenflow714
      @evenflow714 5 лет назад

      Sounds like most of the media as a whole, tbh

  • @kalebnall3236
    @kalebnall3236 5 лет назад +209

    Gaming journalism should have this disclaimer on every article nowadays, “No research was done before publishing this article.”

    • @THEPELADOMASTER
      @THEPELADOMASTER 5 лет назад +11

      And after that "some minor google search MAY have been done, but we already wrote the article, so we can't be bothered to change it"

    • @DoctorSquirt
      @DoctorSquirt 5 лет назад +15

      "Here at Kotaku, we value clickbaiting false information over producing accurately researched articles."

    • @ElFreakinCid
      @ElFreakinCid 5 лет назад +6

      "We know we got something horribly wrong. But we've elected to ignore the truth because fuck you gamer nerd losers."

  • @dimthecat9418
    @dimthecat9418 3 года назад +25

    On today’s edition of “I can’t believe it’s not the Onion”:

  • @YouCantDeleteDenzelL
    @YouCantDeleteDenzelL 3 года назад +20

    They were clearly saying "Lets go, lets play, Kotaku"

  • @InterstellarVulpine
    @InterstellarVulpine 5 лет назад +460

    The Kotaku journalists have cracked and are starting to hear the ghastly whispers of what people think of them.

    • @hemorrhoidsasuke2030
      @hemorrhoidsasuke2030 5 лет назад

      Beautifully said.

    • @sparta2662
      @sparta2662 5 лет назад

      I will say that I have a lot of respect for Jason Schrier, as I think most of his articles are very well made and actually talk about important issues we care about.
      Case in point: he was the one who wrote the BioWare Anthem article.

    • @FXFXFXFX
      @FXFXFXFX 5 лет назад

      @@sparta2662 written by Jason Shrier

    • @zander3100
      @zander3100 5 лет назад +1

      @@sparta2662 BAHAHAHAHAHA jason schreier is a dipshit who tries to corner people into bending to his standards and ideas to be considered acceptable. That interview he did with George Kamitani prior to the release of Dragon's Crown was disgusting and a total embarassment. The man was just answering calmly and he kept disqualifying his work, himself as a person, and implying he was all kinds of bad people because he didn't like certain aspects of the game and tried to make George say he will change them to appease him, but never picked the bait. He was behaving like a toddler who didn't get his candy.
      Fuck jason schreier, and go fuck yourself for looking up to him.

  • @queenash96
    @queenash96 5 лет назад +425

    I expected this from the onion...not an actual game magazine

    • @druudru5356
      @druudru5356 5 лет назад +60

      Onion has standards

    • @RhythmGrizz
      @RhythmGrizz 5 лет назад +1

      I expect this from polygon.
      I guess kotaku is just as cucked now.

    • @coryswanson2247
      @coryswanson2247 5 лет назад +3

      Kotaku is not an actual game magazine cmon

    • @lobstersrs
      @lobstersrs 5 лет назад

      actual game magazine

    • @totallynotsane4495
      @totallynotsane4495 5 лет назад

      @@druudru5356 they have low standards but at least it's higher than could Kotaku's

  • @standovaar7638
    @standovaar7638 3 года назад +6

    You're absolutely right. Who would say "Go Lions" at any point in their lives?

  • @Wheels2056
    @Wheels2056 4 года назад +8

    This makes me so happy because I love Persona 5 and I've listened to the opening song on repeat so many times and NEVER heard it the way the article said it

  • @purplewurmple7759
    @purplewurmple7759 5 лет назад +425

    I love how the author is playing the victim now after being called out for being shit at her job. Who didn't even apologise to Nintendo by the way for this obvious slander.

  • @Blipblobit
    @Blipblobit 5 лет назад +742

    We're gonna need a Genius lyrics breakdown on this one.

  • @The_Novu
    @The_Novu 5 лет назад +129

    >Laura Kate Dale
    Oh, that explains everything.

    • @gishathosaurus6828
      @gishathosaurus6828 5 лет назад +1

      The Twitter ratio was fucking sweet though ^_^

    • @kern9422
      @kern9422 4 года назад +14

      why does she have 3 first names

    • @Sofia_Sif
      @Sofia_Sif 3 года назад

      Whomst've

  • @qwer58j
    @qwer58j 5 лет назад +9

    There is a criticism I've seen repeated by reviewers many times for an old third person shooter called "Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard" that has always stuck with me. One of the main criticisms I saw was that you would go to a location, shoot a bunch of people and then moved to the next location to do the same thing over again. This is a third person shooter we are talking about here. The game did have its issues such as poor weapon variety. But I swear one of the most common complaints I was seeing from reviewers was that this third person shooter was in fact a third person shooter.

  • @azeem1597
    @azeem1597 5 лет назад +881

    Super Smash Bros: *exists*
    Gaming Journalists: This game is promoting domestic violence in it's title.

    • @RijaMo
      @RijaMo 5 лет назад +28

      *SMASH BROS* This game is leading LGBTQHROHS representation in gaming!

    • @cheesyquokka
      @cheesyquokka 5 лет назад +15

      Yeah, it also poorly represents the Lgbtigcdefghijklmnop community

    • @lauralaura4362
      @lauralaura4362 5 лет назад +22

      encourages incest dont smash your brothers

    • @VoidKos
      @VoidKos 5 лет назад +8

      I don’t know about you but smash really makes me want to throw my friends off a stage and watch them just explode then have them float down above me on a platform

    • @nfzeta128
      @nfzeta128 5 лет назад +3

      @@VoidKos That's a very specific fetish and seeing there is absolutely no logical reason why it should make you feel that way, I suggest you get some help ;D.

  • @breloom657
    @breloom657 5 лет назад +441

    "Smash Bros is the Dark Souls of disabilities prejudice."

  • @Sparks7907
    @Sparks7907 5 лет назад +32

    Oh my, you gonna have a fit when you see the reaction to the new character outfit.
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN A GYMNAST WEARS A LEOTARD?! REEEEEEEEEEEE!

    • @fakegrant
      @fakegrant 3 года назад

      Wait, who?

    • @sainoshua-angel
      @sainoshua-angel 3 года назад

      @@fakegrant There’s a character that was a new addition to P5R named Kasumi, and when she got revealed, some Twitter user got extremely angry at her design for being “revealing” and they tried to “fix” her by putting a skirt over her body, meanwhile forgetting that her outfit is like that because she’s a gymnast...

    • @fakegrant
      @fakegrant 3 года назад

      @@sainoshua-angel lmfaooooooo

    • @breezy3176
      @breezy3176 3 года назад

      @@sainoshua-angel ah yes people with no brains in action again

  • @seb1811
    @seb1811 4 года назад +73

    Literally its “wake up, get up, get out there”

    • @EdgyZiggy
      @EdgyZiggy 4 года назад +24

      Let's go, let's play, retort it

    • @ruxis8179
      @ruxis8179 4 года назад +7

      I'm pretty sure it's a different version she's referring to
      As I read somewhere that she adlibs her performances sometimes around that mark
      Was a while ago I read it though

    • @shardo1984
      @shardo1984 4 года назад +5

      It’s a different part of the song

    • @goguirina9178
      @goguirina9178 4 года назад +6

      Ruxis the official audio says “let’s go, let’s play, retort it”, but in concerts and live shows and stuff, she adlibs that part

  • @goldensucc126
    @goldensucc126 5 лет назад +805

    Hell, even the eng VAs want this article deleted

    • @kombuchas4684
      @kombuchas4684 5 лет назад +5

      Source? Did they say that on Twitter?

    • @thekiwi7405
      @thekiwi7405 5 лет назад +48

      @@kombuchas4684 don't really need a source, anyone with common sense would want it deleted

    • @Mngalahad
      @Mngalahad 5 лет назад +1

      Theyre dub actors, their opinion doesnt matter.

    • @bretginn1419
      @bretginn1419 5 лет назад +8

      Pretty sure everyone who has ever worked at or with Atlus wants it deleted.

    • @Hanzo615
      @Hanzo615 5 лет назад +19

      @@Mngalahad ...why exactly ?

  • @kombuchas4684
    @kombuchas4684 5 лет назад +368

    A correction: the person who wrote the apology piece was NOT the same person who wrote the original article.

    • @Spoonfoon
      @Spoonfoon 5 лет назад +8

      Wooooooooooow

    • @amandap7733
      @amandap7733 2 года назад +17

      So no apology was actually made.

    • @lucasdellamaggiore
      @lucasdellamaggiore 2 года назад +27

      @@amandap7733 And some poor person had to apologize for some stupid shit someone else said

    • @songokai2992
      @songokai2992 Год назад

      what the actual fuck, are these people even real?

  • @Gray-sanity
    @Gray-sanity 3 года назад +12

    Charlie: Kotaku is the worst offender
    CBR: Hold my Beer

  • @maskimgalgo2046
    @maskimgalgo2046 3 года назад +20

    Charlie: "Gaming journalism is a joke"
    Me: ok lets see wat company
    Charlie: "kotaku"
    Me: ofcourse

  • @martini7547
    @martini7547 5 лет назад +343

    There was a Kotaku article about TF2 which credited Overwatch as its greatest influence lol

    • @Random-bj3gf
      @Random-bj3gf 5 лет назад +45

      Now I would like to see the article.

    • @Yes-kb5yv
      @Yes-kb5yv 5 лет назад +29

      I'm sorry but what?

    • @oatmealbrain
      @oatmealbrain 5 лет назад +28

      I'M WHEEZING

    • @ompatel5027
      @ompatel5027 5 лет назад +36

      I think this is it
      kotaku.com/team-fortress-2-finally-getting-competitive-mode-update-1783220623

    • @Yes-kb5yv
      @Yes-kb5yv 5 лет назад +43

      @@oatmealbrain Bru, I'm fookin infuriated, it's just simple information gathering and they still fookin fail at it, why they even became a journalist in the first place is something I could never comprehend.

  • @SilphetX
    @SilphetX 5 лет назад +418

    Imagine if the hill you were willing to die on was what you THOUGHT a songs lyrics were

    • @christophercolumbus1169
      @christophercolumbus1169 5 лет назад +21

      Hey I’m all for these people exposing themselves as idiots. Because of this article, more people are aware that KOTAKU is pure garbage.

    • @spkyscrysklltn
      @spkyscrysklltn 5 лет назад +1

      Excuse me while I kiss this guy.

  • @InactivePoster
    @InactivePoster 4 года назад +30

    Gaming journalism is more of a joke than my cooking skills

    • @hershelwidget
      @hershelwidget 4 года назад

      It's more of a joke than my life

  • @maraxussrafhael
    @maraxussrafhael 4 года назад +6

    4:49 this guy is just amazing, I am an english student and I aspire to communicate as brutally clear as him! Big fan

  • @bread0812
    @bread0812 5 лет назад +395

    People: *makes a game*
    Gaming journalist: _wait that's illegal_

  • @Sheepyhead
    @Sheepyhead 5 лет назад +214

    It's sad too because we got that really powerful article out recently about the troubles Bioware are facing, great piece of journalism. Clearly some journalists working within the games industry have skill and passion

    • @mes0gots0its
      @mes0gots0its 5 лет назад +36

      That article was by Jason Schreier, aka the only actual journalist in the entire industry.

    • @coryswanson2247
      @coryswanson2247 5 лет назад +24

      Jason is still a piece of trash lefty but he’s the best writer at Kotaku. Not that that’s a high bar to hurdle

  • @obamnaprismus
    @obamnaprismus 4 года назад +175

    Looks like I found John Wick after a cocaine overdose

    • @StanSmith69
      @StanSmith69 4 года назад +6

      @WIGGACHU yup

    • @UrBestBet
      @UrBestBet 4 года назад +10

      @@StanSmith69 I like how you changed the N in the name to a W lmao

  • @microusb42069
    @microusb42069 3 года назад +43

    Thats not a "disability slur"- thats the technical medical term. Usually used to describe gaming journalist.

    • @asher-360
      @asher-360 Год назад +1

      it’s outdated

    • @shshshshsh7612
      @shshshshsh7612 Год назад +1

      Its mainly used as a slur now though, not in the medical field for most of the world.

  • @CMMaddenJr
    @CMMaddenJr 5 лет назад +709

    Then there's the clip of Bowser seemingly yelling the N-Word in the Mario Kart 8 opening haha

    • @bluewuppo
      @bluewuppo 4 года назад +45

      Apparently (And im not saying nintendo would ever release something with a slur because obviously theyre not stupid) Nintendo is very liberal with adult-themes in their private showcases with people like manages of gamestops for example. They'll have mario and luigi cuss in their private trailers and other stuff. This isnt to argue that Nintendo is racist or any of that BS, just an interesting fact i heard.

    • @testname4464
      @testname4464 4 года назад +8

      @@bluewuppo Source? No? Then you're lying.

    • @bluewuppo
      @bluewuppo 4 года назад +49

      @@testname4464 Oh no it definitely is real. Nintendo is surprisingly mature off-the-books. I don't have the timestamp, but it is from a 9 hour long podcast where 2 former gamestop employees (manager positions) recounted their times working at gamestop. I'll update you if I have the timestamp, but this is a credible source.
      Edit: Found the timestamp :D Its around 6:41:00
      www(dot)youtube(dot)com/watch?v=ORbHXlrTgXI&t=28780s

    • @bluewuppo
      @bluewuppo 4 года назад +23

      @@testname4464 I recommend watching the full podcast in small increments. Its really entertaining and eye-opening about how shitty gamestop is.

    • @wahbucket501
      @wahbucket501 4 года назад +38

      MARIO SAYS FUCK

  • @technicolordiode9891
    @technicolordiode9891 5 лет назад +809

    Reminder that these journalists also are the reason behind adpocalypse and demonitization.
    Let that sink in for a minute.

    • @amatsukiko
      @amatsukiko 5 лет назад +45

      Journalists (and publishers, to be precise) are actually the reason the EU pulled article 13 out of its ass

    • @Hadeks_Marow
      @Hadeks_Marow 5 лет назад +2

      Holy shit. . . all of this.

    • @sophiehatter3111
      @sophiehatter3111 5 лет назад +19

      journalist in general are the bain of society

    • @Thebongosusetobethicc
      @Thebongosusetobethicc 5 лет назад +1

      No that sink can stay outside

    • @willw1980
      @willw1980 5 лет назад

      That's why I'm buying subverse, no matter how high the risk of getting caught by my parents...

  • @BeavisSaves
    @BeavisSaves 4 года назад +19

    "Let's get it started in here, let's get Gaming Journalism in here."

  • @maxhydra6432
    @maxhydra6432 2 года назад +5

    The funniest part is them mishearing the lyrics because of the singers japanese accent, makes this INSANE assumption racist.

  • @yourguysheppy
    @yourguysheppy 5 лет назад +522

    In true Laura Kate Dale fashion there was no apology for being incorrect, but rather a passive-aggressive backpedal statement

    • @sock2828
      @sock2828 5 лет назад +16

      I wonder when she'll finally alienate herself from everybody and all that's left is her twitter?

    • @Hodge-_-Podge
      @Hodge-_-Podge 5 лет назад +5

      Is this something she does often? I only know her as the video game leaks person.

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 5 лет назад

      Who?

    • @Ballade90
      @Ballade90 5 лет назад +35

      @@Hodge-_-Podge Wait, she's the one who 'leaks' shit? Like the one who gets more shit wrong than anything else and whatever she does get right is because it'd be impossible to get wrong like 'Nintendo will announce a pokemon game within the next five years' or some shit?

    • @wahlflower3517
      @wahlflower3517 5 лет назад +32

      Can we call her racist for basically mocking the Japanese singer's English pronunciation?

  • @blehh_mae
    @blehh_mae 3 года назад +4

    3:05 gaming journalists are the kinda people who would buy those joke xray goggles thinking they actually were xray goggles

  • @thebatmanofneo-gotham5667
    @thebatmanofneo-gotham5667 3 года назад +11

    Saying that "gaming journalism is a joke" is an insult to actual jokes. They at least take some level of effort, something this article clearly lacked.

  • @jampro250
    @jampro250 5 лет назад +1968

    The actual lyrics :
    Let's go, let's play
    twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal

    • @JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter
      @JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter 5 лет назад +28

      I don't know how to feel about this...

    • @Leo-nz4nf
      @Leo-nz4nf 5 лет назад +35

      @@JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter moist

    • @flameshana9
      @flameshana9 5 лет назад +10

      That's what I heard when I listened to the song.

    • @flash4354
      @flash4354 5 лет назад +3

      i am wet now

    • @ahkira1041
      @ahkira1041 5 лет назад +6

      SO THEN IT DOES SAY RETARDED Pepega

  • @Axucatard
    @Axucatard 5 лет назад +95

    Journalists: why is this game so hard?
    Gamers: that’s the download screen

    • @Lunamana
      @Lunamana 5 лет назад

      Ngl downloading a game takes longer to beat them most of the time nowadays :P

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 5 лет назад +1

      Gamers: Stop canceling the download sequence
      Journos: The what? This is so complicated and stupid!

    • @j3rm3rks37
      @j3rm3rks37 5 лет назад +6

      Rise up gamers

    • @cathode5115
      @cathode5115 5 лет назад +1

      This is so epic

  • @HCG
    @HCG 2 года назад +4

    Has there been an update since this was posted? Did she get fired and hopefully sent to prison for life without parole? I need to know. Need.

  • @spongescenes8115
    @spongescenes8115 4 года назад +10

    1:24
    Bill: hey Charlie let's uh, go tot he football game

  • @lorgami2330
    @lorgami2330 5 лет назад +557

    She would deadass make the perfect Persona 5 villain.

    • @thegamingdoggo9519
      @thegamingdoggo9519 5 лет назад +10

      True

    • @lil_ursa
      @lil_ursa 5 лет назад +33

      “She”

    • @trulymrword
      @trulymrword 5 лет назад +19

      Pshhh, she's more of a Mementos villian.

    • @sgbench
      @sgbench 5 лет назад +1

      Did you just use the word "deadass" unironically?

    • @lorgami2330
      @lorgami2330 5 лет назад +4

      Spencer Bench you deadass got a problem with it? For real though, where im from, the word is used so much it’s become second nature. Even before the memes.

  • @sleepycowboy18
    @sleepycowboy18 5 лет назад +243

    Persona have always a victim of misheard lyrics and it's funny
    I WILL BURN MY BREADDDD

    • @jotarobogard
      @jotarobogard 5 лет назад +16

      GET UP ON YOUR POTATO POWERS
      KETCHUP RAINS ON THE WHOLE WORLD

    • @pieman19
      @pieman19 5 лет назад +13

      I NEVER FELT LIKE
      CEMENTED LIGHT BULB

    • @XShrike0
      @XShrike0 5 лет назад +8

      And the Lesbians, and the Lesbians.

    • @trashdadsden5806
      @trashdadsden5806 5 лет назад +2

      TRIPLE BROWN TRIPLE BROWN TRIPLE BROWN MEOW TRIPLE BROW MEOW

    • @LordZoth6292
      @LordZoth6292 5 лет назад +2

      Now i wanna hear these songs guys. Ive never played a Persona game.

  • @treemaster134
    @treemaster134 3 года назад +10

    Hmmm, that character is wearing shoes... What could it mean?
    *Snaps fingers* I got it! Fascism!

  • @toonzach2870
    @toonzach2870 5 лет назад +21

    I can totally imagine someone having to fly in an expert to beat Sekiro.

  • @lawyerofjustice
    @lawyerofjustice 5 лет назад +690

    Don't forget this is the 3rd lying article kotaku have made about persona 5
    And the journalist was banned from Nintendo
    And the singer isn't even an English speaker so it makes her even worse

    • @NoahDaArk
      @NoahDaArk 4 года назад +23

      hruutu Wait, this specific journalist was banned by Nintendo? That explains everything!

    • @otherlego
      @otherlego 4 года назад +1

      This isn’t kotaku.

    • @mikaeruu0309
      @mikaeruu0309 4 года назад +50

      @@otherlego bruh it's literally Kotaku

    • @theighthsage
      @theighthsage 4 года назад +3

      what were the other two about?

    • @alexrecrem9094
      @alexrecrem9094 4 года назад +3

      What are the other 2?

  • @zerodark3505
    @zerodark3505 5 лет назад +356

    This is why we rely on the moist meter for fair and informed reviews.

  • @matthewcrites4197
    @matthewcrites4197 4 года назад +7

    Reminds me of J. Jonah Jameson's attitude towards retractions in Spider-Man 3

  • @ChubertChug
    @ChubertChug 5 лет назад +48

    Obligatory plug for IGN’s review of Alien Isolation.
    “Game too hard 5.9/10”
    And then later had a segment with multiple “journalists” trying to justify it

    • @yatheo2969
      @yatheo2969 5 лет назад +2

      Didn't they also say that it was too long wanting it to be a 6 hour game or something to make their jobs easier?

    • @ChubertChug
      @ChubertChug 5 лет назад +2

      Yaseetheo - Yep. They were whining that the story makes it LOOK like it’s about to end but something goes awry and the story actually keeps going. I think it happens a couple times actually, I don’t remember now. But yeah, that was another complaint of theirs.

    • @cptseagrave1191
      @cptseagrave1191 5 лет назад +6

      These are the same people who rated CoD Ghosts an 8.8/10 and CoD BLOPS 4 an 8.5. They can't be taken seriously at this point

    • @dereksbooks
      @dereksbooks 4 года назад +4

      They also claimed that it was too easy to get lost even though early in the game, you obtain the motion tracker that very clearly tells you EXACTLY where to go 90% of the time.

    • @user-ff1qi4qh9z
      @user-ff1qi4qh9z 4 года назад

      @@cptseagrave1191 yeah, and lets not forget about 3/10 for god hand

  • @IgnatianMystic
    @IgnatianMystic 5 лет назад +558

    1:42 "Let's go, let's play, I FARTED"

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 лет назад +327

    I cant believe people get paid to piss on games
    what a joke of a job

    • @TheBlueboyRuhan
      @TheBlueboyRuhan 5 лет назад +4

      But you can believe youtubers

    • @JohnnyMando92
      @JohnnyMando92 5 лет назад +4

      I'm honestly considering getting a job doing this, it seems so easy.

    • @mariusspadasinul
      @mariusspadasinul 5 лет назад +1

      @@JohnnyMando92 the sites whill die in a few years

    • @SuperShotgun300
      @SuperShotgun300 5 лет назад

      I got a mate who does that for free

    • @RedsHitpostMedia
      @RedsHitpostMedia 5 лет назад +3

      @@TheBlueboyRuhan well its easy to tell who isnt bought. Dunkey and Critikal are good examples of just pissed off gamers who dont like shitty games and i respect that and their opinions.

  • @Antimonium
    @Antimonium 3 года назад +16

    Reminds me of that journalist who claimed she was molested by morgan freeman because she thought he was making creepy comments on her pregnancy. Turns out he was talking about something else and she made it up in her head

  • @TheGoofyGoober23
    @TheGoofyGoober23 3 года назад +11

    "Let's go let's play, retarded, go lions!" Ouch.