penguinz0 dear 2019 guy, please tell me how you convinced your gf to allow you to grow your beard without holding the pussy hostage 😂 tired of looking 14 in my 20’s
This is an underrated and kind of dark comment. This singer is trying to sing in a language that isn't his mother tongue, and Kotaku is basically mocking him by going "haha, you said a bad word!"
To be clear, the ACTUAL line is "retort it". EDIT: Or it could be "retarget", there's no way to know for sure because the line doesn't show up on lyric pages.
The fact that this journalist skipped the easiest piece of information, which is look up the fucking lyrics on google, shows how stupid journalist can be.
My favorite Kotaku article is the one where a grown ass man says that shin megami tensei iv stole his "gamer pride" because he was bad at it and the game offered him easy mode
I think we all WISH it was out of The Onion, because then, it'd be funny and actually tolerable. This? This is as if somebody farted on your cake and called it a joke, all while a little bit of their ass and balls touches the frosting.
She has had multiple go-fund-me's, one which funded her gender transition. Wouldn't be surprised if there's another one that she has for living when the Kotaku moo-la isn't enough.
Update: The article is still up with the word "appears" in the title now. And the article starts with a section that basically says "Persona fans who actually know what they're talking about have corrected us. But we're still not so sure that they're right"
@@nafin9063 you wouldn't consider this Malicious? it certainly isn't 'reporting' and it certainly isn't 'factual'. all they had to do was contact the lyricist and ask for a transcript really ...
Kotaku: Lengthy article detailing the cruel working conditions at Bioware and the absolute hell that was Anthem's development Also Kotaku: Super Smash Brothers has a slur because I misheard a song lyric
I'm gonna give you everything in the video except for one detail: Persona lyrics CAN be and HAVE BEEN extremely nonsensical in the past. Just listen to the full version of Reach Out To The Truth.
It is nonsensical, but that's half the fun of persona music. As charlie say though, if the singer farted on the mic, the chance of it being the lyrics is higher than having "retard" being the lyrics
@@incorrectstuffthingy5647 Correction: “Straight Cis White and Able-bodied Florida Man Finally Shows His True Colors as Extreme Ableist” Then they’d also go about him “obviously” being misogynistic, because the one that wrote the article was a woman lololol
I also like how they never even made a google search of the lyrics or even where it’s from and how they say that it comes from smash NOT persona 5 but the smash DLC
Right? It's like they have no clue what the DLC or smash as a whole is even about. Otherwise they'd probably know or at least guess that smash dlcs, including music, come from the original game of the added character.
Alright guys, let's stop bandwagoning on the team with numbers. The article sucked, but they very clearly state the song comes from Persona in the very screenshot shown in the video. In the same screenshot, it also claims that the "official lyrics" of the song don't have spoken word portion. So they clearly did try to search for the lyrics.
@@DeionAdel ok fair enough, so they may be not as incorrect as it looked like at first glance, but this in turn makes the choice of words for the title of the article EVEN worse.
When the song said "Are you ready lets go" I heard; "Racism is a very sane thing and homophobia is healthy, and also spit on the poor and the disabled, mock the dead, murder is okay" That's what I thought I heard, but it wasn't in there, but I thought I heard it so I'm gonna write a news paper article that its definitely in there.
What? You mean you expected a journalist, whose job is to inform others, to be informed on the fact that smash is litterally just a big crossover and that all its dlc it's from other games? You're one weird man.
My favorite part about this entire thing is that the author of this article decided to just disappear off of Twitter until all of this blew over not long after getting lambasted over this... And then almost immediately came back onto Twitter not long after with several statements trying to justify themselves.
Yes, let's play their game and accused them for racist. Idk which is stronger victims card or racist card? They definitely playing the victim card if accused for racist
Well they already pulled the victim and disabled card and the "journalist" is a woman so thats a play of the woman card too, if shes a minority thats another critical hit, pretty tough fight here guys, stay tuned for the exciting finale in the second episode of Yu Gi Oh 2019 edition
This is the same company that called Chris Raygun the “king of autism” so how anyone could take this company seriously is pretty unbelievable. I don’t really follow game journalism anymore but I still occasionally watch some of the polygon RUclips videos when they come out but those are mainly for entertainment not to try and decide if a game is worth buying.
@@youngdolo8 I honestly have no clue for the context of any of this anymore. It looks like I was hating on polygon but idk. Polygon has a decent RUclips channel but now that BDG is gone I’m probably going to watch them a fair bit less. I haven’t seen the doom video your talking about but maybe I’ll check it out or maybe your referencing how the first two had a lot of polygons idk.
I will say that I have a lot of respect for Jason Schrier, as I think most of his articles are very well made and actually talk about important issues we care about. Case in point: he was the one who wrote the BioWare Anthem article.
@@sparta2662 BAHAHAHAHAHA jason schreier is a dipshit who tries to corner people into bending to his standards and ideas to be considered acceptable. That interview he did with George Kamitani prior to the release of Dragon's Crown was disgusting and a total embarassment. The man was just answering calmly and he kept disqualifying his work, himself as a person, and implying he was all kinds of bad people because he didn't like certain aspects of the game and tried to make George say he will change them to appease him, but never picked the bait. He was behaving like a toddler who didn't get his candy. Fuck jason schreier, and go fuck yourself for looking up to him.
This makes me so happy because I love Persona 5 and I've listened to the opening song on repeat so many times and NEVER heard it the way the article said it
I love how the author is playing the victim now after being called out for being shit at her job. Who didn't even apologise to Nintendo by the way for this obvious slander.
There is a criticism I've seen repeated by reviewers many times for an old third person shooter called "Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard" that has always stuck with me. One of the main criticisms I saw was that you would go to a location, shoot a bunch of people and then moved to the next location to do the same thing over again. This is a third person shooter we are talking about here. The game did have its issues such as poor weapon variety. But I swear one of the most common complaints I was seeing from reviewers was that this third person shooter was in fact a third person shooter.
I don’t know about you but smash really makes me want to throw my friends off a stage and watch them just explode then have them float down above me on a platform
@@VoidKos That's a very specific fetish and seeing there is absolutely no logical reason why it should make you feel that way, I suggest you get some help ;D.
@@fakegrant There’s a character that was a new addition to P5R named Kasumi, and when she got revealed, some Twitter user got extremely angry at her design for being “revealing” and they tried to “fix” her by putting a skirt over her body, meanwhile forgetting that her outfit is like that because she’s a gymnast...
I'm pretty sure it's a different version she's referring to As I read somewhere that she adlibs her performances sometimes around that mark Was a while ago I read it though
@@oatmealbrain Bru, I'm fookin infuriated, it's just simple information gathering and they still fookin fail at it, why they even became a journalist in the first place is something I could never comprehend.
It's sad too because we got that really powerful article out recently about the troubles Bioware are facing, great piece of journalism. Clearly some journalists working within the games industry have skill and passion
Apparently (And im not saying nintendo would ever release something with a slur because obviously theyre not stupid) Nintendo is very liberal with adult-themes in their private showcases with people like manages of gamestops for example. They'll have mario and luigi cuss in their private trailers and other stuff. This isnt to argue that Nintendo is racist or any of that BS, just an interesting fact i heard.
@@testname4464 Oh no it definitely is real. Nintendo is surprisingly mature off-the-books. I don't have the timestamp, but it is from a 9 hour long podcast where 2 former gamestop employees (manager positions) recounted their times working at gamestop. I'll update you if I have the timestamp, but this is a credible source. Edit: Found the timestamp :D Its around 6:41:00 www(dot)youtube(dot)com/watch?v=ORbHXlrTgXI&t=28780s
@@Hodge-_-Podge Wait, she's the one who 'leaks' shit? Like the one who gets more shit wrong than anything else and whatever she does get right is because it'd be impossible to get wrong like 'Nintendo will announce a pokemon game within the next five years' or some shit?
Saying that "gaming journalism is a joke" is an insult to actual jokes. They at least take some level of effort, something this article clearly lacked.
Spencer Bench you deadass got a problem with it? For real though, where im from, the word is used so much it’s become second nature. Even before the memes.
Don't forget this is the 3rd lying article kotaku have made about persona 5 And the journalist was banned from Nintendo And the singer isn't even an English speaker so it makes her even worse
Obligatory plug for IGN’s review of Alien Isolation. “Game too hard 5.9/10” And then later had a segment with multiple “journalists” trying to justify it
Yaseetheo - Yep. They were whining that the story makes it LOOK like it’s about to end but something goes awry and the story actually keeps going. I think it happens a couple times actually, I don’t remember now. But yeah, that was another complaint of theirs.
They also claimed that it was too easy to get lost even though early in the game, you obtain the motion tracker that very clearly tells you EXACTLY where to go 90% of the time.
@@TheBlueboyRuhan well its easy to tell who isnt bought. Dunkey and Critikal are good examples of just pissed off gamers who dont like shitty games and i respect that and their opinions.
Reminds me of that journalist who claimed she was molested by morgan freeman because she thought he was making creepy comments on her pregnancy. Turns out he was talking about something else and she made it up in her head
Here's a link to the Twitch everyone is asking for www.twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal
penguinz0 love you
Super moist
Your voice is so beautiful 😍
Thank you, I've been looking everywhere
penguinz0 dear 2019 guy, please tell me how you convinced your gf to allow you to grow your beard without holding the pussy hostage 😂 tired of looking 14 in my 20’s
She's effectively making fun of a Japanese woman's pronunciation of a English lyric.
Yeah and its called "racism"
Sebastian Lockwood he*
@DeadMemes NeedToStayDead they do
@DeadMemes NeedToStayDead apparently everyone who gets it but you. Jackass.
@KankeyDong "Gets it"? Gets what my guy?
>Publish article without reaching out to Nintendo
>Fail to amend article after 8 hours
>Writer cries on Twitter
>”Gamers are toxic.”
epic greentext bro, shame i cant upvote it
She deserves it.
@Adam DeLocke At least she showed some amount of awareness. Too bad the overlords don't give a severed rat dick.
>be me
>wait this aint 3chan
@Adam DeLocke I see. And then you get people like me blaming the author while ignoring how their employer operates.
The best part is that the songs actual lyrics are about dispelling lies that come from those with influence
A crossover with real life
Well you're the top comment, someone with influence, so I don't know...
Ironic
Bruh
Ironic
There's a disability slur in the title of this video: "Gaming Journalism"
🤣🤣
Ok
*APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA*
Eyy...a tool fan I see?
@@RealCGH I've seen you before.
"Before we post this article, should we check the actual lyrics?"
"Nah."
It wouldn't be journalism if they had the correct facts 😂
I didn't upvote because you were at 420 upvotes
depfro go back to reddit
@@depfro bruh
depfro r/ihavereddit
Gaming journalism: when you're not even competent enough to get a job at BuzzFeed.
Too far dude too far
OOF
now this is comedy
Ouch.
Ok cool
I'm surprised they haven't made an article explaining how SM64 has insulted the LGBT community when everyone thought Mario said "so long, gay bowser"
Yeah even though it's so long ze bowser
D'artanyan the Meow-sketeer actually it’s “so long king bowser”
@@satyamSaha Yeah but it's Kotaku, so they would 100% went the "Gay Bowser" Tour to get clicks
UrgentForce yeah I guess
I just assumed it was just the voice actor throwing in the letter A after a word as an Italian stereotype, like "So long-a Bowser."
Don't forget when they complained about the lack of music during the fighting in DMC 5. When all you have to do is play well to hear music.
@DeadMemes NeedToStayDead not even with V?
That is beyond ridiculous.
It’s like the game’s way of playing crickets in the background
Didn’t the same thing happen with Doom 4?
That is fucking hilarious
DeadMemes NeedToStayDead What the hell?! I could get to S rank in like the first minute of combat!
A Japanese singer struggles to say English words.
Kotaku: "It's clickbait time!"
This is an underrated and kind of dark comment.
This singer is trying to sing in a language that isn't his mother tongue, and Kotaku is basically mocking him by going "haha, you said a bad word!"
@@romulus2473 The singer is a female, but yeah, good take.
So Laura Kate Dale is just racist? Shocker
Kotaku is essentially making fun of ESL speakers by saying they’re using disability slurs because they can’t speak English perfectly.
"it's free real estate"
Imagine if Mario just yelled “retarted” on his third jump.
Mario calls Bowser gay in Mario 64
Rubiss when mario throws bowser?
"So long Gay Bowser!"
*yeet*
Nah he goes Blehbluhblehbluh
@@coolcat_tom6360 and his eyes were oddly realistic and then he bled at me.
“The official lyrics for this song, curiously enough, does not include this word”
*OH GEE!! I FUCKING WONDER WHY?!?!*
“Let’s go, let’s play, why does my sandwich hate me” makes more sense than that
“BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IDIOT SANDWICH!”
JUST BECAUSE I DROPPED YOU DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO HATE ME
But why tho
You are trying to eat it
"Let's go, Let's play, Gaming journalists"
Let’s fighting love!~
I fucking lost it at this comment
LoftFives hey, you can’t say retarded.
Marshal Harris dude how he can say somthing so offensive as “gaming journalist” you cant say that round here
I can say it
To be clear, the ACTUAL line is "retort it".
EDIT: Or it could be "retarget", there's no way to know for sure because the line doesn't show up on lyric pages.
Thank you.
The fact that this journalist skipped the easiest piece of information, which is look up the fucking lyrics on google, shows how stupid journalist can be.
Sylpphire fucking hate them, they are so obnoxious on twitter
She must've been deaf to not hear the "or" but instead heard "ar"
Sylpphire she probably did but then she wouldn’t have a story for her boss so she just spewed out this bullshit
when you try to be so "inclusive" that you accidentally end up being racist
SJW's in a nutshell.
It hurt itself in its confusion!
You have a Kindred Spirits pfp, therefore gaining my respect. Gg
@@Bondrewd_the_Novel I was literally going to say the same shit
The Greendale Human Beings in a nutshell.
My favorite Kotaku article is the one where a grown ass man says that shin megami tensei iv stole his "gamer pride" because he was bad at it and the game offered him easy mode
The fuck does he think he is? A saiyan?
link plz
@@quaker47 kotaku.com/how-shin-megami-tensei-iv-stripped-me-of-my-gamer-prid-511171107
Doesn’t SMT pride itself on being incredibly difficult? Isn’t it’s whole thing that it’s fucking ridiculously hard for literally any RPG fan?
Key Ya, SMT is pretty famous for being difficult. The “journalist” is pretty stupid
This article looks like something out of The Onion
I think we all WISH it was out of The Onion, because then, it'd be funny and actually tolerable.
This? This is as if somebody farted on your cake and called it a joke, all while a little bit of their ass and balls touches the frosting.
Journalism in general has devolved into professional activism, clickbait bullshit and outright lying
Good thing nobody trusts journos anymore
I saw a lot of bull crap articles from the onion, are they purposely satire, retarded, or just clickbaity?
@@b_Wtv14 Purposefully satire. Saved you from being wooshed.
Kyne Wicker ok thank you
When you're so incompetent you can't even google the lyrics.
How are they not dying of hunger?
They are so hungry, they make shit up.
They are
Look into well most journalism sites and you'll see articles of lay offs and cut salaries
She has had multiple go-fund-me's, one which funded her gender transition. Wouldn't be surprised if there's another one that she has for living when the Kotaku moo-la isn't enough.
Brayden Lawson what?
Braden was born a baby and hasnt transitioned yet
Well, you see, joker can walk, so that’s a diss at everyone who can’t walk. Thanks you and goodnight
@Iyz Moe "Well, you see.."
*You have committed the mistake of dissing the blind.*
Well, you see, Joker has teeth, so that’s a diss at everyone who doesn’t have teeth.
Well you see, joker is actually stylish as hell, and that a diss to everyone that is not stylish as hell.
Well you see, his name is Joker, so that's a diss to people that are not funny. Shame on you, Atlus.
Well, you see, Joker is a fictional character, so that's a diss at everyone who actually exists
Goodnight
Update: The article is still up with the word "appears" in the title now. And the article starts with a section that basically says "Persona fans who actually know what they're talking about have corrected us. But we're still not so sure that they're right"
(with echo)
W e r e s t i l l n o t s u r e t h e y r e r i g h t
-JUST LOOK UP THE OFFICIAL LYRICS SMH-
@@starfelled Or just admit they have no idea what they're talking about and that they're just looking for reasons to be offended
@@chickencurry420 lol yeah, true
I love how she thinks that she knows more than people who play the actual game 🤣
Kotaku should be shut down
This video doesn't make me feel like batman.
-ign
IGN is Fake Reviews
7.8/10 too much disability
Cyborg 1612 indeed IGN Review 6.5 not enough likes for cyborg 1612
*11/10 you don't even play as Joker from Batman*
3.5 not enough water
you notice he's really pissed off because he mentioned twitch but didn't plug his twitch the immediately
Nikola Tesla he missed his chance when he said “watch a good gamer” and didn’t say “like twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal”
This man came back from the dead just to point out how angry Charlie is today.
@@lidsmccovered2498 lol
Tesla while you’re resurrected please perfect wireless energy. Thanks.
Imagine being so progressive that you straight up integer overflow and are actually racist.
Horseshoe Theory isn't real, it's a circle.
Gaming Journalism crashes Paper Mario
Gaming Journalism is like Ghandi in the Civilizations series regarding nukes, very broken
Twitter moment
Everyone knows Persona’s songs are imposiible to understand without lyrics sheet. This is such bs.
Kotaku exists:
Persona 4 music: *chuckles, Im in danger.
*me trying to figure out the lyrics to reach out to the truth*
@@minthemadnezz200 and I face out, I hold out, I reach out to the truth of my life, ahajaidebi djdidjdidsjsosnwj djjis wjsi
@@k1rinnn167 California potato powers
persona 3 music: BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY YAAAAAAAAAAAA
If it's a lie that could potentially ruin a reputation, couldn't Nintendo sue them for slander?
I think everyone involved with the song could potentially sue.
xkennyPLx no because they have to prove malicious intent which is nearly impossible.
I doubt including the word retarded would ruin someone's reputation anyways.
"Slander is Spoken, in print it's libel" - J Jonah Jameson
@@nafin9063 you wouldn't consider this Malicious? it certainly isn't 'reporting' and it certainly isn't 'factual'. all they had to do was contact the lyricist and ask for a transcript really ...
Kotaku: Lengthy article detailing the cruel working conditions at Bioware and the absolute hell that was Anthem's development
Also Kotaku: Super Smash Brothers has a slur because I misheard a song lyric
It's not kotaku, it's Jason that makes the only real articles there
@@theDarkerSan More like he makes the only real articles in the entire damn gaming journalism industry
Jason carried Kotaku
Truly, this represents the duality of man
Ya Jason Schreier sucks but in terms of Kotaku he sucks the least
I'm gonna give you everything in the video except for one detail: Persona lyrics CAN be and HAVE BEEN extremely nonsensical in the past. Just listen to the full version of Reach Out To The Truth.
“3 dots connect to rectangles”
-actual lyric from a Persona song.
(it’s a complete non-sequiteur
I hope you're talking about "Flooded apple pie"
@@Ry_weis I was thinking of that, yeah.
It is nonsensical, but that's half the fun of persona music.
As charlie say though, if the singer farted on the mic, the chance of it being the lyrics is higher than having "retard" being the lyrics
Tbh, it’s just the lyrics that don’t come out too well, considering a couple of the singers sing better English than speaking it.
Nobody:
Game Journalists: so anyway i started being retort it
This is actually gold
Game Journalists: I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm kind of retort it.
Lmao
This is the best possible response
Aidan Kleimola it’s termite-ridden wood at most. this format single-handedly doubles how bad the youtube comment section is
"RUclips Gamer PENGUINZ0, uses handicapped slur multiple times in his recent video"
It was pretty retarded.
"White Male Alt-Right RUclips Gamer PENGUINZ0, uses handicapped slur multiple times in his recent video"
@@incorrectstuffthingy5647 Correction: “Straight Cis White and Able-bodied Florida Man Finally Shows His True Colors as Extreme Ableist”
Then they’d also go about him “obviously” being misogynistic, because the one that wrote the article was a woman lololol
Kotaku's doing damage control now.
And also being accused of racism against Asians.
Your profile picture is god tier. Just saying
Yeah, that's my uncle. He died of lung cancer last year. :(
@@superorangecat6937 I'm sorry for your loss but you shouldn't talk about this here
@@degeneratecatto6709
The joke
Your head
@@superorangecat6937 GOD DAMMIT IF ONLY JON FOUND THE PIPE SOONER
I also like how they never even made a google search of the lyrics or even where it’s from and how they say that it comes from smash NOT persona 5 but the smash DLC
Right? It's like they have no clue what the DLC or smash as a whole is even about. Otherwise they'd probably know or at least guess that smash dlcs, including music, come from the original game of the added character.
Alright guys, let's stop bandwagoning on the team with numbers. The article sucked, but they very clearly state the song comes from Persona in the very screenshot shown in the video. In the same screenshot, it also claims that the "official lyrics" of the song don't have spoken word portion. So they clearly did try to search for the lyrics.
@@DeionAdel ok fair enough, so they may be not as incorrect as it looked like at first glance, but this in turn makes the choice of words for the title of the article EVEN worse.
When the song said "Are you ready lets go" I heard;
"Racism is a very sane thing and homophobia is healthy, and also spit on the poor and the disabled, mock the dead, murder is okay"
That's what I thought I heard, but it wasn't in there, but I thought I heard it so I'm gonna write a news paper article that its definitely in there.
really? i heard “fuck veterans”
@@adachy really? i always thought it was “the n word is to be praised hail hitler”
For people wondering, it says “Retort it”
ty he bitched alot and never told the actual word
I thought it was "guitar, baby"?
ImTheBluestBird wait, is this gonna be another Yanni or Laurel thing?
It could be like a hundred things other than the one that doesn't make any sense.
The lyric is "Get started."
_Gaming journalism is where Karen gets all her information from everytime the kids play a videogame._
That is scarily true
Damnit, Karen!
As someone who grew up having kidney stones, I would rather have another one than reading gaming journalists blogs
I'm really concerned that she didn't even realize that the song isn't even from Smash Bros. Ultimate.
It was included, but it's not from it.
What? You mean you expected a journalist, whose job is to inform others, to be informed on the fact that smash is litterally just a big crossover and that all its dlc it's from other games? You're one weird man.
Impossible. You're saying that she didn't realise at all?? This is ignorance at its peak.
@@peepeepoopoo7181 i bet she had no clue what smash or persona even are, let alone where the music is from.
lord help us all, in 2050 gaming journalism is gonna be just another way for SJWs to harass people
@@peepeepoopoo7181 I mean they kinda are already its only like about one year later and thats pretty much what it is in current day
4:06 Crit uses “limpdickedly” as an adverb, what a time to be alive
A beautiful adverb
Step aside Shakespeare. This man is far superior
@@spiritualbeetle3904 What, you egg!
*he stabs him*
I read this right as he said that
Ok, this recording of the song has been out for like 3 or 4 years, so...
It's like they didn't even care, until the name Nintendo was attached to it.
What does it actually say?
In place of "retarded"
@@gabrielcastejon7914 retort it.
@@gabrielcastejon7914 Its a short way to say ritardando which is a music term.
@@gabrielcastejon7914 I thought it was either "Re-target" or "Retort It"
Reminder that buzzfeed attack Mario Odyssey’s box art...
Oh boy, what did they get mad about this time?
How?
It's Buzzfeed. That's just low hanging fruit.
@@orgaitsuka9840 Mario wearing a Mexican Themed outfit.
Peterson Byrd but that is a fun prt of the game, throwing a sombrero
They always compare everything to dark souls that pisses me off the most
This is the Dark Souls of the comment section
Ya like Dark Souls isn't even overly hard once you get used to it
Agreeing is like the dark souls of relatability.
@@BoiledTable Dark Souls is the Dark Souls of Dark Souls
José Lopes more like the dark souls of Skyrim of dark souls of dark souls, ya know?
I bet 2019 Guy was a game journalist.
TheMasterOfDooM probably
Oh it's you. 👁👅👁
Penguinz0 is a boy and you watch his videos.
The 2019 guy is going to the heck realm
2019 guy sells mochas and talks to 17 yr olds waiting for their big birthday
Gaming journalists would review the fortnite lobby then call it a day
Jesus christ
walter
walter
they wouldn‘t even pass the launcher
I wouldn't judge them on that one
“It’s more likely for the person to say ‘let’s go, let’s play,’ and bend over and fart into the mic.” Perfectly describes friend
My favorite part about this entire thing is that the author of this article decided to just disappear off of Twitter until all of this blew over not long after getting lambasted over this... And then almost immediately came back onto Twitter not long after with several statements trying to justify themselves.
"Who would ever say anything even vaguely like that sentence??"
The Black Eyed Peas
First thing that popped into my head was that lyric lmao
*L E T S G E T R E T A R D E D *
The Legend of the Penis
thank god that song blew up id love to see people explain that one
@@puppetmaster3892 what
I mean, the article is basically making fun of Lyn Inaizumi for struggling to pronounce ''Retort it''
Actual borderline racist.
Yes, let's play their game and accused them for racist.
Idk which is stronger victims card or racist card? They definitely playing the victim card if accused for racist
Well they already pulled the victim and disabled card and the "journalist" is a woman so thats a play of the woman card too, if shes a minority thats another critical hit, pretty tough fight here guys, stay tuned for the exciting finale in the second episode of Yu Gi Oh 2019 edition
Fuck it, let's just play every card. Draw the entire deck if we have to!
@@WipZedKay Heart of the cards
Imagine writing an article about mishearing a word that was not only sung, but sung in English by a Japanese singer.
This is the same company that called Chris Raygun the “king of autism” so how anyone could take this company seriously is pretty unbelievable. I don’t really follow game journalism anymore but I still occasionally watch some of the polygon RUclips videos when they come out but those are mainly for entertainment not to try and decide if a game is worth buying.
Bit late to this but I have to ask:
You mentioned you've seen a few Polygon videos down the line...
Have. You seen. DOOM?
@@youngdolo8 I honestly have no clue for the context of any of this anymore. It looks like I was hating on polygon but idk. Polygon has a decent RUclips channel but now that BDG is gone I’m probably going to watch them a fair bit less. I haven’t seen the doom video your talking about but maybe I’ll check it out or maybe your referencing how the first two had a lot of polygons idk.
"Why report actual video game news when you can make false news"
Game Journalists: 🤔
Montez Boyd-Starks That’s just news in a nutshell: “Why report actual news when you can just make shit up?”
It's debunked by simple Google search of Lyn's lyrics
Sounds like most of the media as a whole, tbh
Gaming journalism should have this disclaimer on every article nowadays, “No research was done before publishing this article.”
And after that "some minor google search MAY have been done, but we already wrote the article, so we can't be bothered to change it"
"Here at Kotaku, we value clickbaiting false information over producing accurately researched articles."
"We know we got something horribly wrong. But we've elected to ignore the truth because fuck you gamer nerd losers."
On today’s edition of “I can’t believe it’s not the Onion”:
They were clearly saying "Lets go, lets play, Kotaku"
The Kotaku journalists have cracked and are starting to hear the ghastly whispers of what people think of them.
Beautifully said.
I will say that I have a lot of respect for Jason Schrier, as I think most of his articles are very well made and actually talk about important issues we care about.
Case in point: he was the one who wrote the BioWare Anthem article.
@@sparta2662 written by Jason Shrier
@@sparta2662 BAHAHAHAHAHA jason schreier is a dipshit who tries to corner people into bending to his standards and ideas to be considered acceptable. That interview he did with George Kamitani prior to the release of Dragon's Crown was disgusting and a total embarassment. The man was just answering calmly and he kept disqualifying his work, himself as a person, and implying he was all kinds of bad people because he didn't like certain aspects of the game and tried to make George say he will change them to appease him, but never picked the bait. He was behaving like a toddler who didn't get his candy.
Fuck jason schreier, and go fuck yourself for looking up to him.
I expected this from the onion...not an actual game magazine
Onion has standards
I expect this from polygon.
I guess kotaku is just as cucked now.
Kotaku is not an actual game magazine cmon
actual game magazine
@@druudru5356 they have low standards but at least it's higher than could Kotaku's
You're absolutely right. Who would say "Go Lions" at any point in their lives?
This makes me so happy because I love Persona 5 and I've listened to the opening song on repeat so many times and NEVER heard it the way the article said it
I love how the author is playing the victim now after being called out for being shit at her job. Who didn't even apologise to Nintendo by the way for this obvious slander.
We're gonna need a Genius lyrics breakdown on this one.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
Your comment has 666 likes... O_O
>Laura Kate Dale
Oh, that explains everything.
The Twitter ratio was fucking sweet though ^_^
why does she have 3 first names
Whomst've
There is a criticism I've seen repeated by reviewers many times for an old third person shooter called "Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard" that has always stuck with me. One of the main criticisms I saw was that you would go to a location, shoot a bunch of people and then moved to the next location to do the same thing over again. This is a third person shooter we are talking about here. The game did have its issues such as poor weapon variety. But I swear one of the most common complaints I was seeing from reviewers was that this third person shooter was in fact a third person shooter.
Super Smash Bros: *exists*
Gaming Journalists: This game is promoting domestic violence in it's title.
*SMASH BROS* This game is leading LGBTQHROHS representation in gaming!
Yeah, it also poorly represents the Lgbtigcdefghijklmnop community
encourages incest dont smash your brothers
I don’t know about you but smash really makes me want to throw my friends off a stage and watch them just explode then have them float down above me on a platform
@@VoidKos That's a very specific fetish and seeing there is absolutely no logical reason why it should make you feel that way, I suggest you get some help ;D.
"Smash Bros is the Dark Souls of disabilities prejudice."
Perfection
Oh my, you gonna have a fit when you see the reaction to the new character outfit.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN A GYMNAST WEARS A LEOTARD?! REEEEEEEEEEEE!
Wait, who?
@@fakegrant There’s a character that was a new addition to P5R named Kasumi, and when she got revealed, some Twitter user got extremely angry at her design for being “revealing” and they tried to “fix” her by putting a skirt over her body, meanwhile forgetting that her outfit is like that because she’s a gymnast...
@@sainoshua-angel lmfaooooooo
@@sainoshua-angel ah yes people with no brains in action again
Literally its “wake up, get up, get out there”
Let's go, let's play, retort it
I'm pretty sure it's a different version she's referring to
As I read somewhere that she adlibs her performances sometimes around that mark
Was a while ago I read it though
It’s a different part of the song
Ruxis the official audio says “let’s go, let’s play, retort it”, but in concerts and live shows and stuff, she adlibs that part
Hell, even the eng VAs want this article deleted
Source? Did they say that on Twitter?
@@kombuchas4684 don't really need a source, anyone with common sense would want it deleted
Theyre dub actors, their opinion doesnt matter.
Pretty sure everyone who has ever worked at or with Atlus wants it deleted.
@@Mngalahad ...why exactly ?
A correction: the person who wrote the apology piece was NOT the same person who wrote the original article.
Wooooooooooow
So no apology was actually made.
@@amandap7733 And some poor person had to apologize for some stupid shit someone else said
what the actual fuck, are these people even real?
Charlie: Kotaku is the worst offender
CBR: Hold my Beer
Charlie: "Gaming journalism is a joke"
Me: ok lets see wat company
Charlie: "kotaku"
Me: ofcourse
There was a Kotaku article about TF2 which credited Overwatch as its greatest influence lol
Now I would like to see the article.
I'm sorry but what?
I'M WHEEZING
I think this is it
kotaku.com/team-fortress-2-finally-getting-competitive-mode-update-1783220623
@@oatmealbrain Bru, I'm fookin infuriated, it's just simple information gathering and they still fookin fail at it, why they even became a journalist in the first place is something I could never comprehend.
Imagine if the hill you were willing to die on was what you THOUGHT a songs lyrics were
Hey I’m all for these people exposing themselves as idiots. Because of this article, more people are aware that KOTAKU is pure garbage.
Excuse me while I kiss this guy.
Gaming journalism is more of a joke than my cooking skills
It's more of a joke than my life
4:49 this guy is just amazing, I am an english student and I aspire to communicate as brutally clear as him! Big fan
People: *makes a game*
Gaming journalist: _wait that's illegal_
It's sad too because we got that really powerful article out recently about the troubles Bioware are facing, great piece of journalism. Clearly some journalists working within the games industry have skill and passion
That article was by Jason Schreier, aka the only actual journalist in the entire industry.
Jason is still a piece of trash lefty but he’s the best writer at Kotaku. Not that that’s a high bar to hurdle
Looks like I found John Wick after a cocaine overdose
@WIGGACHU yup
@@StanSmith69 I like how you changed the N in the name to a W lmao
Thats not a "disability slur"- thats the technical medical term. Usually used to describe gaming journalist.
it’s outdated
Its mainly used as a slur now though, not in the medical field for most of the world.
Then there's the clip of Bowser seemingly yelling the N-Word in the Mario Kart 8 opening haha
Apparently (And im not saying nintendo would ever release something with a slur because obviously theyre not stupid) Nintendo is very liberal with adult-themes in their private showcases with people like manages of gamestops for example. They'll have mario and luigi cuss in their private trailers and other stuff. This isnt to argue that Nintendo is racist or any of that BS, just an interesting fact i heard.
@@bluewuppo Source? No? Then you're lying.
@@testname4464 Oh no it definitely is real. Nintendo is surprisingly mature off-the-books. I don't have the timestamp, but it is from a 9 hour long podcast where 2 former gamestop employees (manager positions) recounted their times working at gamestop. I'll update you if I have the timestamp, but this is a credible source.
Edit: Found the timestamp :D Its around 6:41:00
www(dot)youtube(dot)com/watch?v=ORbHXlrTgXI&t=28780s
@@testname4464 I recommend watching the full podcast in small increments. Its really entertaining and eye-opening about how shitty gamestop is.
MARIO SAYS FUCK
Reminder that these journalists also are the reason behind adpocalypse and demonitization.
Let that sink in for a minute.
Journalists (and publishers, to be precise) are actually the reason the EU pulled article 13 out of its ass
Holy shit. . . all of this.
journalist in general are the bain of society
No that sink can stay outside
That's why I'm buying subverse, no matter how high the risk of getting caught by my parents...
"Let's get it started in here, let's get Gaming Journalism in here."
The funniest part is them mishearing the lyrics because of the singers japanese accent, makes this INSANE assumption racist.
In true Laura Kate Dale fashion there was no apology for being incorrect, but rather a passive-aggressive backpedal statement
I wonder when she'll finally alienate herself from everybody and all that's left is her twitter?
Is this something she does often? I only know her as the video game leaks person.
Who?
@@Hodge-_-Podge Wait, she's the one who 'leaks' shit? Like the one who gets more shit wrong than anything else and whatever she does get right is because it'd be impossible to get wrong like 'Nintendo will announce a pokemon game within the next five years' or some shit?
Can we call her racist for basically mocking the Japanese singer's English pronunciation?
3:05 gaming journalists are the kinda people who would buy those joke xray goggles thinking they actually were xray goggles
Saying that "gaming journalism is a joke" is an insult to actual jokes. They at least take some level of effort, something this article clearly lacked.
The actual lyrics :
Let's go, let's play
twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal
I don't know how to feel about this...
@@JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter moist
That's what I heard when I listened to the song.
i am wet now
SO THEN IT DOES SAY RETARDED Pepega
Journalists: why is this game so hard?
Gamers: that’s the download screen
Ngl downloading a game takes longer to beat them most of the time nowadays :P
Gamers: Stop canceling the download sequence
Journos: The what? This is so complicated and stupid!
Rise up gamers
This is so epic
Has there been an update since this was posted? Did she get fired and hopefully sent to prison for life without parole? I need to know. Need.
1:24
Bill: hey Charlie let's uh, go tot he football game
She would deadass make the perfect Persona 5 villain.
True
“She”
Pshhh, she's more of a Mementos villian.
Did you just use the word "deadass" unironically?
Spencer Bench you deadass got a problem with it? For real though, where im from, the word is used so much it’s become second nature. Even before the memes.
Persona have always a victim of misheard lyrics and it's funny
I WILL BURN MY BREADDDD
GET UP ON YOUR POTATO POWERS
KETCHUP RAINS ON THE WHOLE WORLD
I NEVER FELT LIKE
CEMENTED LIGHT BULB
And the Lesbians, and the Lesbians.
TRIPLE BROWN TRIPLE BROWN TRIPLE BROWN MEOW TRIPLE BROW MEOW
Now i wanna hear these songs guys. Ive never played a Persona game.
Hmmm, that character is wearing shoes... What could it mean?
*Snaps fingers* I got it! Fascism!
I can totally imagine someone having to fly in an expert to beat Sekiro.
You are wack
Don't forget this is the 3rd lying article kotaku have made about persona 5
And the journalist was banned from Nintendo
And the singer isn't even an English speaker so it makes her even worse
hruutu Wait, this specific journalist was banned by Nintendo? That explains everything!
This isn’t kotaku.
@@otherlego bruh it's literally Kotaku
what were the other two about?
What are the other 2?
This is why we rely on the moist meter for fair and informed reviews.
I vote this for top comment.
No bullshit.
Unless the review you want is for LEGO Star Wars.
Reminds me of J. Jonah Jameson's attitude towards retractions in Spider-Man 3
Obligatory plug for IGN’s review of Alien Isolation.
“Game too hard 5.9/10”
And then later had a segment with multiple “journalists” trying to justify it
Didn't they also say that it was too long wanting it to be a 6 hour game or something to make their jobs easier?
Yaseetheo - Yep. They were whining that the story makes it LOOK like it’s about to end but something goes awry and the story actually keeps going. I think it happens a couple times actually, I don’t remember now. But yeah, that was another complaint of theirs.
These are the same people who rated CoD Ghosts an 8.8/10 and CoD BLOPS 4 an 8.5. They can't be taken seriously at this point
They also claimed that it was too easy to get lost even though early in the game, you obtain the motion tracker that very clearly tells you EXACTLY where to go 90% of the time.
@@cptseagrave1191 yeah, and lets not forget about 3/10 for god hand
1:42 "Let's go, let's play, I FARTED"
..... Ok
I cant believe people get paid to piss on games
what a joke of a job
But you can believe youtubers
I'm honestly considering getting a job doing this, it seems so easy.
@@JohnnyMando92 the sites whill die in a few years
I got a mate who does that for free
@@TheBlueboyRuhan well its easy to tell who isnt bought. Dunkey and Critikal are good examples of just pissed off gamers who dont like shitty games and i respect that and their opinions.
Reminds me of that journalist who claimed she was molested by morgan freeman because she thought he was making creepy comments on her pregnancy. Turns out he was talking about something else and she made it up in her head
"Let's go let's play, retarded, go lions!" Ouch.