ARE YOU A FUCKING CHIPPO MUN, WELL FUCKING HELL ARE YOU, ARE YOU, ARE YOU A FUCKING CHIPPO!!!!1!11!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1111!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!!!!EXCLAMATION MARK!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!
Think about how hard you laughed at the chromosome joke... I had to pause the video and when I was finally done coughing my lungs out from laughter, I realized I had the video paused for half an hour.
Shared this series with my dad, but this one was undoubtedly his favorite. Anytime we are in the store and we pass the chip aisle I whisper "chippo man" and he loses it.
I´m not sure if this really happened to the person that wrote that, but, that seems like a very likely scenario. And I feel sorry for both the guy and the potatoes. I´d give the man a tip for enduring it that long if I ever witnessed something like that.
Love the fact Anon’s boss gave him a reward on his way out. Deserved it, though I don’t know his rate, so whether or not it’s of high quality is up to the author.
Honestly I’ve mostly worked in the back of places, not with the actual customers, but some of them are super unreasonable and will just allow their kids, pets or dependents to do anything like “oh it’s fine lol”. Real bad if you’re working front desk at a relatively cheap vet’s office. Guys would bring in super defensive dogs and laugh if they tried to bite you.
“Sing us a song, you’re the Chippo Man, sing us a song tonight, for we’re all in the mood for retard-ery, and you’ve got us feeling alright...” *sobs quietly as tards rampage outside my home, the last bastion of safety after the Tards rebel in 2021*
The imagery of Potato Bro excitedly wielding the chip scoop, then immediately clocking the mute kid with it because he was rude to Chippo Man never fails to crack me up.
Speaking as an adult on the spectrum, I've been in special ed classes, and this story is most likely true. The next time they get taken out they're all gonna do this again.
As a person who works with mentally handicapped people myself for most of my life, I find this both hilarious and sad. I find it hilarious because, well, it's funny. I find it sad, because those carers are doing an absolutely terrible job helping.
Hey, I'm a first time viewer. Never actually been on 4chan before. Never read any stories. Now I want to. Jesus fucking christ, the bottoms of my lungs got blown out from laughter.
False, very false. As you fall, you go faster and faster infinitely. Depending on how high you're falling from, chances are you're going to suffocate from the wind tearing the oxygen out of your lungs before you hit the ground. For example, if I were to jump from a plane thousands of feet up, (Forget about air pressure for a moment.) I need not worry about hitting the ground. I'll die of suffocation. (That is, without a parachute of course.) Unless what you said was a joke. Lol
+BrendanielReads It's basically a big red sausage, has some kind of weird edible red skin around it, and the meat inside is seasoned loads so it has a strong unique taste. Can basically only get them from chippo men
+BrendanielReads It's basically a big red sausage, has some kind of weird edible red skin around it, and the meat inside is seasoned loads so it has a strong unique taste. Can basically only get them from chippo men
+BrendanielReads It's basically a big red sausage, has some kind of weird edible red skin around it, and the meat inside is seasoned loads so it has a strong unique taste. Can basically only get them from chippo men
I've listened to this video countless times but it's only now after having made fifteen sandwiches for an entire japanese family who went to the US for their new year vacation that I really appreciate the Chippo Man
Christ, I held it together, only small huffs and light chuckles, even the chromosomes and IQ part didn't get me. But the fucking "Finalising potato cannibalism" broke me. I'm actually crying.
>Campground owner recommends man from nearby town to build a porch for the camper >Mom is ready to leave for campground with me and sister, but she can't find her phone with his phone number >Tells me to bring mine instead, just in case even though we might not need it >35 min drive there, leave 40 minutes before meeting time, no worries >or so we thought >Get caught up in construction on the way there, going to be late >Mom doesn't know his phone number to call him and tell him we'll be late >I google search his name and town to try to find his number >Third result is a newspaper from a town near where he's from >Newspaper: "(insert town) man charged with sexual assault..." with his first and last name >Article from around a year ago, this is important later >Article also says he is 45 years old, this is important as well >Get to campground only 2 minutes late, RIP speed limit >After talking with construction man about porch and making small talk, he leaves >Man said he graduated the same year as a guy my parents know who graduated the same year as my mom >My mom is 46, so the guy is also 46 >Newspaper article from *one year ago* says the man charged was 45 at the time >obligatory mfw
I know Brendaniel probably doesn't look back on these videos fondly considering the fact he's probably grown uncomfortable with the 4 Chan affiliations, but I have a story relating to this video that makes me laugh my ass off on the off chance that I remember it. In school on a whim we had like a Kahoot thingy for a college algebra course and I named myself Chippo. I absolutely powered through that thing and laughed probably the hardest I've ever laughed when I reached first place and my name popped up on screen.
Chippo Man, take me by the hand lead me to the stand that you understand
Chippo Man, the voyage to the corner of the store is a real trip.
vocaroo.com/i/s0VTcOKdDapB
Sonika Cain Brendaniel needs to see this. This is beautiful!
Sonika Cain that was beautiful
thank
He fried for our sins
This comment keeps me up at night
YES
Why do we keep sining????
Why are we still here?
Just to fry chips?
lost it at "WRAP EACH NUGGER ALONE CHIPPO"
Jessi Johnson 5...sausage I I ddont like the bad lady chipo.
ARE U CHIPPO MAN.
@@andra4504Ditto
Wrap alone chippo mon
"If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb to his number of chromosomes and jump to his iq."
I'm stealing this.
Yeeeeesss
*yoink*
I already done it
Thats a reddit response
its hella good
I hope chippo man got a 50% raise and employee of the century.
I bet once he returned to work his Boss handed him a Badge with "Chippo Man" written on it.
@@Desmont123 If he didn't I would be severely disappointed.
@@LylaDagger If I were in Chippo Man’s position I wouldn’t even be mad. I’d treat it as a badge of honor.
ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜʰᶦᵖᵖᵒ ᵐᵃᶰ﹖
ARE YOU A FUCKING CHIPPO MUN, WELL FUCKING HELL ARE YOU, ARE YOU, ARE YOU A FUCKING CHIPPO!!!!1!11!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1111!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!!!!EXCLAMATION MARK!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!
PlatypusKeytar Gaming
Chippo.
Yes I am
ᵞᴱˢ ᴵ ᴬᴹ.
Where chippo cum from?
"DOCTORRR"
Clearly they were waiting for the TARD-IS
I shall always call fish and chip workers "the chippo men"
five quid a chip
all praise the chippo men
@@wsketchy now that's what I call extortion xD
Adam Khaldun but what if they are good chip
I now feel the urge to fly over to Britbongland now, find this guy, and go "AYYYYYYY CHIPPO MAN"
I feel like you made this comment just so you can say britbongland
A trip to England to reenact 4Chan? Please record every second of it.
you're autustic?
"yOU'RE AUTUSTIC?"
I'M LAUGHING HELP
I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN. IF THIS HAPPENS, I WOULD REACH ENLIGHTENMENT.
Remember, situations like this aren't the fault of the mentally handicapped people involved, but poor management from their caregivers.
Yeah straight up, in aus our handicapped have jobs and mortgages and shit, the US and UK they’re just kept herded like cows.
This story is exaggerated and likely fake all together, this is 4chan we are talking about
@@jokerhaha9630 “Only a fool would take something posted here seriously.”
ok tard 😂
No, it's still their fault
"3.50"
I swear to god this guy is the loch ness monster.
Lolwutburger / FluffyMystic tree fitty
Th-Th-Thank yyyou r-reader mman
y-you 2
А ну, чики-брики и в дамки!
Get out of here stalker!
Nice Thompson background lol
+MyNameIsMud cheeki breeki
t-thanks you too.....
the visual of that one going "I DON'T LIKE SAUSAGE," biting said sausage, spitting it, and then using it as a sword, gave me a bad fit of the gigglies
Think about how hard you laughed at the chromosome joke... I had to pause the video and when I was finally done coughing my lungs out from laughter, I realized I had the video paused for half an hour.
You had it paused for approximately 76 chromosomes. FF's mathematics is a real thing btw.
what the hell is ff's mathetmatics
FF=Filthy Frank. I'm so, so sorry.
Yeeeet
I'm a special needs volunteer and I couldn't breatg
My old man worked for special needs and I showed him this and almost crapped himself laughing saying this is how its really like
I’m special needs and I can barely fuckin handle myself
@@goblin6037 tard*
DrungleHighmer ZiptieCock same lmao I SCREAMED
It takes a strong person to do that job.
You're a good person.
World peace has come.
NOOOO, MY PRECIOUS MAYO!!!
***** lowl i cannot be stopped, i am immortal.
*End scene of Star Wars Episode 3*
Oh it's just beginning.
Shared this series with my dad, but this one was undoubtedly his favorite. Anytime we are in the store and we pass the chip aisle I whisper "chippo man" and he loses it.
I myself happen to be at least a quasi-tard (I'm on the spectrum, high-functioning), and I unabashedly LOVE stories like this one.
Anon E. Mousse same
Same here, this shit always gives me a good cackle
Same here and I honestly live for these stories
Anon E. Mousse isn't that betrayal
Same
As a tard myself (aspergers) I demand more tard stories!
Damn straight!
I'm with the aspie
also you're fucking awesome for not going apeshit about this story. respek out to you
More like he'd be fucking garbage if he did. But he didn't, so he's okay.
+TheRealXartaX gfg
You have officially gotten gud.
Play us a song, you're the Chippo Man
Wrap up my nuggs tonight
@@Toyota--Camry and where all in the mood for a sausage fight
@@sharky21104 while the carers leave for a light
This comment chain made me audibly laugh at work and make my day less sucky. Cheers lads.
I sung along
>try and treat him like a human being
>even though he's a full potato.gif
I lost it. Rather loudly.
Also, you sound like markiplier. I'm dead serious.
Not gonna lie, I kinda hear it too
Agreed
Same ASMR effect too
I think he hates being called markiplier
Marks secret hobby lol reading tard stories
Except this guy is actually funny
"Wrap alone chippo man" was my TF2 hitsound for the longest time and hearing it again in this video genuinely set me off.
I'm wrapped in my blanket ready for a bedtime story... this'll do nicely...
para todos todo me too lol
"world war z, tard edition"
im crying
I´m not sure if this really happened to the person that wrote that, but, that seems like a very likely scenario.
And I feel sorry for both the guy and the potatoes.
I´d give the man a tip for enduring it that long if I ever witnessed something like that.
Love the fact Anon’s boss gave him a reward on his way out. Deserved it, though I don’t know his rate, so whether or not it’s of high quality is up to the author.
Honestly I’ve mostly worked in the back of places, not with the actual customers, but some of them are super unreasonable and will just allow their kids, pets or dependents to do anything like “oh it’s fine lol”.
Real bad if you’re working front desk at a relatively cheap vet’s office. Guys would bring in super defensive dogs and laugh if they tried to bite you.
Famous rebellions:
The French Revolution
The American Revolution
The Chippo Revolution
@@josgretf2800 thats not in there only chippo
That part about jumping off chromosomes cracked me up
I had "wrap alone chippo man" as my tf2 hitsound for a good year and hearing it again in this has sent me to the emergency room with a ruptured lung.
RIP Chippo Man he wrapped for our sides.
A
As someone who has had to live around tards for years, I can say that the story has a 96.40% chance of being true
Holy shit, one that I actually read before you made a vid on it
Welcome to da world
Your profile pic and your name just make this comment all the more amazing.
as someone who's been in state care and put into programms with potato's, i can 100% certify that this is not entirely unrealistic.
I used to be a caregiver for 4 years at 2 special needs facilities. I don't doubt this shit happened
I had to pause the fucking video for fear of passing out from how fucking hard I was laughing.
Me too man me too every time he said chippo I had to pause it
My dad nearly crapped himself laughing after I showed him this
What make me a good Chippo Man? Why if I were a bad Chippo man, I wouldn't be sittin' here discussin' it with you, now would I?
ALL HAILL DA CHIPPO MAN!
OURR LORD AND SAVIOR
I subscribed 100% because of this story.
Oh boy , watch the other ones too , so fuckin GOOD
I have been up all night watching every single video in this playlist. It's now 5:00 AM. I am lost now.
HEY I JUST DID THE SAME THING AS YOU! WOOOOO
My body is trying to die. I think I'll go to bed now.
+Zappy Caboose death is the only way out
on behalf of the tard community, i sincerely apologise for the traumatising experience chippo man had to endure
“Sing us a song, you’re the Chippo Man, sing us a song tonight, for we’re all in the mood for retard-ery, and you’ve got us feeling alright...” *sobs quietly as tards rampage outside my home, the last bastion of safety after the Tards rebel in 2021*
I just love the "I HAVE A MIDGET TARD ON MY COUNTER"
OH MY FUCKING GOD MY SIDES
ALL HAIL CHIPPO MAN
The imagery of Potato Bro excitedly wielding the chip scoop, then immediately clocking the mute kid with it because he was rude to Chippo Man never fails to crack me up.
This shit's like Battlefield 1.
this guy needs a to be the worker of the month
david jbs more like worker of the fucking year
Speaking as an adult on the spectrum, I've been in special ed classes, and this story is most likely true. The next time they get taken out they're all gonna do this again.
Possibly your best video ever. Much love, Brenpai.
That was...majestic.
oh my god that iq joke was fucking beautiful
STAND NAME: [CHIPPO MAN]
IS THAT A MAFOCKEN JOJO REFRENCE?!?!?!?!?!?!?
ITS A STAND USER!
As a person who works with mentally handicapped people myself for most of my life, I find this both hilarious and sad. I find it hilarious because, well, it's funny. I find it sad, because those carers are doing an absolutely terrible job helping.
This man is the real MVP.
i find myself revisiting this story, it never gets old
The amount of pure, concentrated empathy I have for this man is immense.
i have watched this episode over 100 times, GODDAMNIT I LOVE YOUR VOICE ACTING
I like how each one is different from the other, like they’re all different characters. Fucking love this
"WRAP ALOOOONE, CHIPPO MAN~"
FINALLY! A NEW TALES FROM 4CHAN!
i love you brendaniel
Hey, I'm a first time viewer. Never actually been on 4chan before. Never read any stories. Now I want to. Jesus fucking christ, the bottoms of my lungs got blown out from laughter.
SAME
Lol you won't find good stories on 4chan, it's a shit site. Just wait for people like Bredaniel to highlight the notable stuff.
it's not like it used to be... 6-7 years ago, this type of content was the norm. Now it is sadly the exception.
What happened?
Cancer happened
8:53 how do you jump to something that doesn't exist?
You're a savage m7+1
Who knows, maybe it's an imaginary number
0 Chromosones, Negative IQ
False, very false. As you fall, you go faster and faster infinitely. Depending on how high you're falling from, chances are you're going to suffocate from the wind tearing the oxygen out of your lungs before you hit the ground. For example, if I were to jump from a plane thousands of feet up, (Forget about air pressure for a moment.) I need not worry about hitting the ground. I'll die of suffocation. (That is, without a parachute of course.) Unless what you said was a joke. Lol
+Striker
"Me chippo" Has been a joke between my sister and I for like 4 years now thanks to this
Holy shit. This man deserves the service industry award for "dealing with bullshit".
He says Saveloys like a potato
+LeaveJoeyAlone oh boohoo. I have no idea what that shit is. I live in Iowa, not Oliver Twist era England.
+BrendanielReads It's basically a big red sausage, has some kind of weird edible red skin around it, and the meat inside is seasoned loads so it has a strong unique taste. Can basically only get them from chippo men
+BrendanielReads It's basically a big red sausage, has some kind of weird edible red skin around it, and the meat inside is seasoned loads so it has a strong unique taste. Can basically only get them from chippo men
+BrendanielReads It's basically a big red sausage, has some kind of weird edible red skin around it, and the meat inside is seasoned loads so it has a strong unique taste. Can basically only get them from chippo men
+BrendanielReads lmao oliver twist england XD
i had to fucking stop the video to let air back into my lungs oml
The sudden “LICKS THE FUCKING FLOOR” that sudden pause never fails to make me laugh
This is hands down my favourite RUclips video.
Stories like the pooping bandit and Fats McGee are hard to believe. However, I can see the tale of the Chippo Man being real. Movie adaption when?
you have a knack for voices. also I'm guessing chippo are fries? never heard of them referred that way.
Chips are fries. Chippies are where you buy fish 'n' chips.
Chippo is just tardspeak, I think.
A. Lampman Okay. Thank you. I knew the first one.
I have heard Chippo been used by people with certain accents before, but yeah, mostly tardspeak.
+Ultra-Phoenix Chippers is more used to the north of Scotland I hear. if you go down south to England and south Scotland they say chippie
At 9:57 it said:
> *neatly hand* wrapped 7 haddocks (entire battered fish)
OMG PLEASE LET THIS B REAL😂
Does it really matter?
oh god, they're coming
+Ethan Birch OH SHIT WADUP
This is the funniest thing I've ever listened to.
And I think I figured out what the two words that were cropped out were: "Neatly hand".
I think this is the single best story I've ever been subjected to... I can just imagine this happening in the fish and chip shop close to my house.
"WRAP EACH NUGGER ALONE CHIPPO" IM DYING
More tales from 4chan. This is literally the only thing worth watching on your channel!
Us British take pride in our chip shops, not all heroes wear capes y'know.
Dr. William Luther Pierce YOU DARE SPEAK ILL OF CHIPPO MAN?
I've listened to this video countless times but it's only now after having made fifteen sandwiches for an entire japanese family who went to the US for their new year vacation that I really appreciate the Chippo Man
Heard of potatoes - literally broke me, I was in hysterics for 10 minutes.
Chippo mode
These guys are fucking geniuses. That IQ roast, Jesus Christ!
If this isn't a reason to stay in school, I don't know what is
story is terribly ableist.
story is, also, terribly funny
Oh god this one is tame compared to some of the other ones I have heard
Welcome to 4chan. That's an about accurate description of the site
just sat here for 12 minutes. fucking god tier.
Thanks for the bedtime story brenpai. Good night :)
I cringed harder that i've ever cringed in the beggining, laughed uncontrollably in the middle, and cried at the end.
I just... fucking binged nearly all of these today... Never been happier.
4chan vault 120 please, it's beautiful.
Oh fuck, I'm wheezing, MY SIDES!
this was the funniest thing i've listened to in a LONG while, holy shit. instant sub
Christ, I held it together, only small huffs and light chuckles, even the chromosomes and IQ part didn't get me. But the fucking "Finalising potato cannibalism" broke me. I'm actually crying.
help I laughed throughout the entire thing and I can't shut up
people are trying to sleep dammit brendaniel
*Chippo man walks into empty room* *He's alone* you better lose yourself in the music the moment you want it you better never let it go
>Campground owner recommends man from nearby town to build a porch for the camper
>Mom is ready to leave for campground with me and sister, but she can't find her phone with his phone number
>Tells me to bring mine instead, just in case even though we might not need it
>35 min drive there, leave 40 minutes before meeting time, no worries
>or so we thought
>Get caught up in construction on the way there, going to be late
>Mom doesn't know his phone number to call him and tell him we'll be late
>I google search his name and town to try to find his number
>Third result is a newspaper from a town near where he's from
>Newspaper: "(insert town) man charged with sexual assault..." with his first and last name
>Article from around a year ago, this is important later
>Article also says he is 45 years old, this is important as well
>Get to campground only 2 minutes late, RIP speed limit
>After talking with construction man about porch and making small talk, he leaves
>Man said he graduated the same year as a guy my parents know who graduated the same year as my mom
>My mom is 46, so the guy is also 46
>Newspaper article from *one year ago* says the man charged was 45 at the time
>obligatory mfw
Make me some more internet videos or I'll be forced to make a diss track for you not making enough free content that I can waste away on.
I dont think I've ever loved a video more than this
I lost it at World War Z Tard edition
“I’m officially chippo man, king of tards”
The narrator sounds way too much like Brian Posehn when he does that voice lmao
I know Brendaniel probably doesn't look back on these videos fondly considering the fact he's probably grown uncomfortable with the 4 Chan affiliations, but I have a story relating to this video that makes me laugh my ass off on the off chance that I remember it. In school on a whim we had like a Kahoot thingy for a college algebra course and I named myself Chippo. I absolutely powered through that thing and laughed probably the hardest I've ever laughed when I reached first place and my name popped up on screen.
not america so we can't get physical xD
THREE FUCKIN QUID for a can of Dr.Pepper? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST remind me never to go to that chippy
I think the total of the entire order was £3 if I remember correctly, not just the can of Dr Pepper, but it was a long time ago now
average day in britton