Words With Man’s Best Friends | Hashtag Wars |

In honor of man’s best friend, tonight’s Hashtag War is #DogQuotes! Play along with Taylor Tomlinson, Rich Eisen, Katherine Blanford, and Bert Kreischer in the comments below! One of our favorites will be featured on tomorrow’s After Midnight! The panelist with the lowest score at the end of the round is eliminated.
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[@richpeltier9519]

The thing most people don't realize about Bert is, he hasn't even written his best bit yet. That won't come until his youngest gets her first arrest. Can't wait for that story.

[@reticentman1042]

Elementary, my dear dachshund.

[@CajunCraft24]

Bert belongs in last place.

[@brentkelsay3439]

I say Whippet. Whippet good! 🎶

[@margaretbear]

OMG, the whole time I was wondering, "what the hell happened to Hashtag Wars? Did they skip it??"

[@brentkelsay3439]

Shih Tzu happens

[@brentkelsay3439]

"...and don't call me Sheltie"

[@heatheredell1818]

To chase or not chase the ball

[@BigMcLargeHuge__]

We choose to go to the porch! Not because it is easy but because we want to bark!

[@luizajobim6542]

my adhd ass didn’t even realize we’d skipped hashtag wars 😭😭😭😭😭😭 but I kinda loved it being at the end, brings some desperate chaos to it 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

[@megancarroll]

“To pee or not to pee…that is the question” 🐕

[@josefmanga]

"Bark softly and throw a big stick." from the bullydog pulpit of Teddy Woofsevelt.

[@AisuruMirai]

"Mr. Corgi-chev, tear down this wall!"

[@JeffSchall]

Hell hath no fury like a chihuahua scorned.

[@JeffSchall]

Beg, and it shall be given you; dig, and you shall find.

[@EthanT52718]

"You had me at "Woof""

[@brandonguthrie6511]

#DogQuotes

[@hexreviews]

Had I loved you less, I could have talked about it - squirrel!

[@wm.danielrosenmund9964]

Speak! Softly, and carry a big stick

[@JeffSchall]

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when you're gonna get poisoned.