@@alex12cf Nah, there's a good dozen of us. (I would know, I keep track of names as I discover them and try to collect them as friends ;) ) You can find the highest concentration of us NA Phantom Masters in the sub-community Zeke and I come from. And indeed, don't mess with us, for we are dedicated!
@@bingobongo73 I just find it amusing that they nerfed an already nerfed character, and he's still one of the two best four star servants in the game last time I checked.
@@eduardopantoja9115 For the easy reason it is just the angle. For an actual lore reason she did live in Puritan Massachusetts malnutrition was very common back then.
@@wellmanwb that or it’s kouhaku kuroboshi’s art style. Look at Hokusai and yang guifei, they too are thin. Also, look at the rest of his artwork. His characters are rail thin
Maybe now, but at time of her release she was arguably the best aoe caster - Mephisto and Shakespeare were the only competition that weren't story-locked, and both needed grails to really compete. It wasn't until London that permanent Tama and Nursery Rhyme released to give her real competition and a focus on Arts-meta. Meanwhile, Chacha was out-performed by most in her class before she released.
@@tkdarkheart i fucking love everything about her (apart from her gameplay value, which is still fine). She's cute, the way she treats Little Okita is adorable, her animation with her falling over is cute as well, and i could name quite a lot of other reasons, why she is a good loli.
@@Ever_Curious your golden "friend" died in his sleep and needed help retrieving his hide from Kur....and last i checked, needed Enkidu's help taking down my bull.
I stand by this as well Also technically Arthur was the original Saber before nasu scrapped the story and changed it entirely, so Artoria/Altria is the genderbend not him
Toei says that Evil Servants being taller and powerful than humans somewhat influencing the Decepticons from Transformers: Animated being also tall and powerful too.
5:24 you know it
accurate
Truely accurate
Orion: relationship problems
Grand archer: that the bear
I thought he said "hes the bear" in normal orion and then "thats the bear" in super orion
@@absalom2500 he did say that.
I jest thought of something different to say
“Hey, Musashi ain’t that bad!”
“She unleashed a singularity by cooking rice with the Holy Grail.”
“Oh…”
Udon
I think I missed something from the story, is that what really happened?
@@j_Snow the vegas summer event.
Ayo hol up she did what!!!😨
@@james8981 she cooked with the Holy Grail
“I hear knocking”
“They’re knocking louder”
“Door is CRACKING”
“They’re in Kitchen”
FBI OPEN UP!
“Go to jail” or “skip event”
“Rare prism”
“Rare prism”
“I hear knocking”
🤣
Us phantom fans: “hey you know what? He made it into the video. That’s a win”
God bless you for loving him. Someone has to and it's certainly not DW
There are phantom fans?
@@Blue-el5dt I'm one I use him for Da memes
@@Blue-el5dt don't mess with us phantom fans. Literally we are like 4 guys and one stopped playing.
@@alex12cf Nah, there's a good dozen of us. (I would know, I keep track of names as I discover them and try to collect them as friends ;) ) You can find the highest concentration of us NA Phantom Masters in the sub-community Zeke and I come from. And indeed, don't mess with us, for we are dedicated!
"They're Knocking louder "😂😂😂😂
"The door's cracking"
On Miyu: "the door are cracking"
"They're in kitchen" Lmao!
FBI OPEN UP!!!!
Saber Karna just came out of nowhere and I fucking *love him*. Instant lvl 100 10/10/10
It’s canonically mentioned in the show that he could’ve solo’d the ENTIRE war 1v13 if he was summoned in his original Archer form.
I like how all the servants have a accurate and funny description.
Then Jason and Oberon are just *B A S T A R D*
That IS an accurate description though
I mean Oberon is a lovable Bastard but Jason? Even at his best moments F that guy
Being a horse in mythology seems like a good time
Tell that to Loki.
Heracles would be too strong in the game if he wasn’t a berserker hence why we only have
*UNINTELLIGIBLE SCREAMING*
They don't dare give us Archer Heracles
@@blackvial unfortunately
And they still had to nerf his noble phantasm.
@@Ultima_Z a full 12 stack of guts off an np would be too strong gameplay wise even now
@@bingobongo73 I just find it amusing that they nerfed an already nerfed character, and he's still one of the two best four star servants in the game last time I checked.
"That's the horse" Lmao
Immediate like for Barghest being his wife. We stan Barghest love here
Top tier EZ
@@klidge I just found your channel with this video, and i allready see you are a man of culture. Love her too.
We appreciate muscle girls with gap Moe around these parts.
1:31
4:52
5:02
5:44
They’re so close they’ll get you any second…
what is that name bro are you an illya simp or something
@@lolnani17 I’d think that was obvious to anyone yes
@@illyachan5901 Ah, I See You're a Man of Culture As Well have a nice day sir.
I love that he looks off every time he says it
“THAT’S THE BEAR.”
Killed it
7:25 I remember getting Dantes after I had played through the entire Danganronpa series and thinking to myself "Why is Nagito/Kamukura a servant?"
Honestly nagito getting into the throne of heroes by accident would probably make sense for him and his Luck.
1:37
"What happened?"
Kiara murder happened.
5:34
Fun fact:
Shuten does not have the "child" trait but Ibaraki does.
Another fun fact: Shuten’s design, from her height to her looks, are based on her VA
@@BurntFrenchToast106 another fun fact
apparently yuki aoi is sometimes called a legal loli in japan and she doesn't particularly mind it
@@sadge_png Well if you see pictures of her, she is very tiny
@@littlekuribohimposte but defently an adult
@@sadge_png hold up
1:28 S...S...Senchou?
3:26 definitely our Senchou.
"f*ck a horse" hold up
"there's the horse" I see
1:04 Man of culture 🤝
3:18 WE NEED THE SUMMER VER.
"Daddy issues"
Mordred so accurate
"Honestly? Best girl." WAOW!
And that is how you get your video a like.
8:01 jesus christ i never noticed how thin those legs were until you pointed out
She is one of the taller female servants especially considering her loli status. She's like 5ft which makes her noticeably taller than Nero.
@@wellmanwb Why are her legs so thin though. It looks painful
@@eduardopantoja9115
Oh come on she's not that thin, you can clearly see she at least has bones.
@@eduardopantoja9115 For the easy reason it is just the angle. For an actual lore reason she did live in Puritan Massachusetts malnutrition was very common back then.
@@wellmanwb that or it’s kouhaku kuroboshi’s art style. Look at Hokusai and yang guifei, they too are thin. Also, look at the rest of his artwork. His characters are rail thin
I'm heckin crying at bird up WHEEEEEZE, I love Circe
*pauses at Ereshkigal*
"Best girl"
PEAK UNADULTERATED BASED
Ok, Carmilla is Plushie Mistress but Melt isn't Ryou Emerald?
5:22 i see you are aware of the lad with the most wholesome intentions for mata hari, and to that i salute you good sir
TamaCat should have been "a cat is fine too".
But yeah i feel like everyone loves her despite her wonky kit.
@FatedAwakening so were most of them
@@Akario3 nope. Most were indeed less than 3 words lol.
"Meower with apron" could also work.
Queen Zenobia: *HOLY. FUCK.*
Couldn't have said it better myself
The energy of your "I'm sorry" was just incredible
Klidge looking at summer morded: Honestly….the best.
Me: Damn straight.
Rider Mordred: Honestly the best.
I can't argue with that.
Reines is a weird character lol( but an interesting one nontheless), and her brother really needs a break
I like to think of her as the smug trio with uriel and stheno.
So natual smug
Magical Girl Ilya - "They're knocking louder."
I died.
Abigail Williams - "Those legs"
*FBI OPEN UP*
7:25 Okay im glad I wasnt the only one who literally thought that dante's art literally looked like a danganronpa character
He was designed by the director of the Danganronpa series. That's why he looks like Nagito/Kamukura
As a non fgo player, this shit is wild, and also hilarious as fuck even without context
I know a fair bit about FGO through osmosis and this video is hilarious. Especially the Benkei bit.
2:57 Seriously, the absolute best
“Sorry about Russia.”
Bro that can mean so many things for so many people
6:51 Better watch how loud you say that or else a certain devilish kouhai may just have to turn you into a pig.
Was already expecting a Danganronpa joke for Edmond Dantes and it still caught me off guard
"She deserves better" true... so true
I just like to imagine that Hollow Ataraxia fans hear 7:05 every time they see Caren
What's context with Caren in fgo?
@@Leukresnt I have no idea, but that scene with angra and her ain't leaving nobody's memory
@@Leukresnt I believe she’s a pseudoservant inhabited by a god? Her kit is a massive mess that everyone seems to hate though.
@@Leukresnt she is basically a God.
The Roman God of _Love_
7:00 this made me laugh out so hard
I died in the "Projection" part, xD
(Seriously, they did Geronimo dirty. Poor guy :/)
PS: Eli Caster is worst welfare :v
Maybe now, but at time of her release she was arguably the best aoe caster - Mephisto and Shakespeare were the only competition that weren't story-locked, and both needed grails to really compete. It wasn't until London that permanent Tama and Nursery Rhyme released to give her real competition and a focus on Arts-meta.
Meanwhile, Chacha was out-performed by most in her class before she released.
@@SvafaBlackhand not mention she's just... annoying in the worst way. Her voice, her attitude... ugh.
@@tkdarkheart i fucking love everything about her (apart from her gameplay value, which is still fine). She's cute, the way she treats Little Okita is adorable, her animation with her falling over is cute as well, and i could name quite a lot of other reasons, why she is a good loli.
@@tkdarkheart zeitan and Bradamante have great voices as well.
"You deserve happiness" thank you for that.
2:44 "It aint gay if its clay"
Medusa really does deserve more love. Can I have a 5* version of her for Christmas
1:03 green lantern
I gotta say, the Edmond Dantes one is prettu accurate
"What a nerd."
"What a cutie."
"What a hottie."
My gay self was not ready for the whiplash.
>Okita
>Best GudaGuda characters
B A S E D
"sorry about Russia"
Man
8:03 Agreed. This was fun to stumble upon.
0:23
So, from what I can gather, he's basically Kakyoin?
6:45 He's not wrong
2:11 i was kind of expecting them to say "immortal" because he basically is in game
He could've said Honako Green a second time and I would've allowed it tbh
Being called a yandere is hurtful.
Your opinions on Ereshkigal and Rider are nothing but pure facts and truth
2:55 earned my like 👍
This video is the epitome of rewatch value
The respect you put on Ushi making me forgive you calling OG Artoria a burger eater.
I'm sort of surprised F/SN Cu didn't get called "Honako Green" instead of Billy but I guess they both work.
7:06 *Neil's cursed that's amore outtro intensifies*
A friend of mine burdened me with it so now all of you have to share that weight
Okay, i enjoy the attention....but I'M NOT USELESS!
Thank you~🎶
My golden friend would love to disagree
Saved me from camelot
@@Ever_Curious your golden "friend" died in his sleep and needed help retrieving his hide from Kur....and last i checked, needed Enkidu's help taking down my bull.
@@boringguy3496 of course I did. It would be unbecoming of me not to help when I'm needed.
@@Goddess_Ishtar and last I checked you where killed by your sister. And you where the one who threw a tantrum after you couldnt get Gil to marry you?
For those that are saying "I am the storm" is four words...the song is Bury the Light.
Which is three.
Ozymandias: PRAISE THE SUN
"Unwanted reverse genderbend."
Y
Y'know he existed before Artoria, yeah?
that "honako green" got me subscribing
Excuse you, Arthur is very wanted.
Arthur > Altria
I stand by this as well
Also technically Arthur was the original Saber before nasu scrapped the story and changed it entirely, so Artoria/Altria is the genderbend not him
@@Moon1tan *before Nasu scrapped the story and made it awesome
I interpreted it as him saying "Dw, you had him perfect. turning him into Altria was an unwanted genderbend." in which case he was spot on
@@Rilobster True, Altria is great. Arthur seems a bit too much of the perfect, “bishounen” archetype.
My favorite saiba
Sitonai: xNaya
I'm ashamed at how long it took me to figure this out.
Thanks for helping me.
Well my laptop froze and then bluscreened during the Caren bit, so that was was odd
I'm surprised you didn't say Anastasia is myst's waifu. It's practically a running joke at this point.
Vergil
Oberon should’ve been imposter among us
Enjoyed every single second of it
2:40
I thought you were gonna go with ball buster
"I miss you."
That hit harder than I thought it would.
"suicidal warrior queen" is what i would have said for scathach but yours works too
"You deserved better."
Me to half the servants after learning their backstories.
This is… really good
"My wife"
Good tastes dude. Good tastes
me who thought this was short begginers guide about all servants:
I love Valkyrie for the reason she's not a servant with 3 ascensions, she's 3 Servants. You get 3 waifu for the price of 1, cant beat value like that.
I cane here just for Waver and I’m not disappointed
"Just a guy" LMAO
I’m glad I’m not the only one that’s scared of Kagetora.
0:57 I was wrong for thinking that I am safe from being motivated
Ozymandias: *appears*
Klidge: *points* arrogance
Ozymandias: *offended*
Me: *sips tea*
wait was Arash in there? The Grand Archer himself?
0:10 bro how dare you , ceasar is chady asf >:0
I like unintelligible mumbling though I wish her design was a bit more accurate to the description of Frankenstein’s monster
“Union labor laws” about right
I'M THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
This was so funny, can't wait for season 2
7:54 straight facts
God I wish agravain and kireisputin were playable, I'd love what you could come up with for them
Eh rasputin is playable in jp last month??
@@poldomagno1426 I recently found out about that. Now we just need agravain!
4:51 This dude's spitting facts
0:52 IS TOO MOTIVATED!
Missed Highlander reference imho
"That's the horse." that one killed me
Godamnit Benedict Cumberbatch got me cuz i'm watching Sherlock 3x1 rn HAHAHAHA
Toei says that Evil Servants being taller and powerful than humans somewhat influencing the Decepticons from Transformers: Animated being also tall and powerful too.