You're hungry for my blood? Sure. Take it. But if you vomit afterwards or get some form of food poisoning, I don't wanna hear it. Alright? You chose this.
I am so picky when it comes to ASMR channels, I can't ever seem to find a voice like yours and now I have. Your voice is beautiful - it's not too deep, yet still very soothing - but still so emotional as well. Your background audio as well brings it to a whole other level - in short, thank you very much
Ahh vampire with british accents are my weakness... That was deliciously brillant Ellis!! 👀♡ I really hope to hear more scripts from you in the future! It makes the audios so much more special, what an amazing treat it was...👀♡
Beautiful work as always!! I love how smooth he is and the fact we actually stabbed him rocks! Usually the listener is just too stunned to do anything. Heck yes we fought back. Also what i'm learning from all of these lovely audio's is.. 1. Don't take short cuts though dark alley's. 2. If I do, and some handsome/beautiful, mysterious figure asks me what i'm doing there.. walk faster . I suddenly can't hear anything and or have music up way to loud to hear them. I don't care if I don't have earbuds in or heaphones on. 3 Yes.. I have a husband/girlfriend/family/ghost waiting at home for me. And i'm running late they will kill me if I don't get a move on. I wonder if telling one of them that I'm looking for Dinner, just like them, would work to confuse one and or make them think I'm "hunting" also? Probably not.. but worth a shot?
"One more thing. I'm quite hungry." Listener: "Oh, there's this little bistro just around the corner. They make great sandwiches. But if you're gluten intolerant-"
Vampire: traps us in an alleyway All you have to do is carry two box cutters or pocket knifes, your choice. So what you wanna do is take the smaller one and go for the Adam’s Apple Okok? Then take the longer one and aim for you know- the crotch 🤠 Hoped this helped! 😍🥰😘
Me, about to negotiate: "Wait wait let's be civil here, could I at least see you sucking my blood through my arm? If not could I at least get PAID-" *gets cut off bc i got too immersed and forgot i was listening to an asmr* "DUDE I WAS TALKING LET ME TALK--??!!"
I'd probably agree to his terms, provided we went to my place first so that I could get a few things. Just the essentials, books, pens, sketchbooks, etc. Gotta keep myself entertained 🤭😂
Great googly moogly! The talent! The script! The accent 😍. May I request a Tom Ellis Lucifer? Perhaps a personal attention via his "what do you desire?" I'd so totally love to help write a script
Is it bad that my first thought when he said "My sweet" was "Oh sh!t it's a wendigo. This is when you take off running." For context I had auto play on while putting together a 1000 piece puzzle.
You want blood? The butcher shop down on beet run avenue has all the blood you can want both animal and human ^^ but you didn't hear it from me okay? 😅
I feel like if some of the hunters saw me walking around with a bloddy wrist, following a guy who has literal red eyes and fangs i think they'd connect the dots very quickly-
Soooo, you’re last friend got stake?? Like with a plain wooden stick? You wouldn’t happen to have any…..sticks or breakable chairs at your abode would you?? Just for research purposes of course……….😅
A part of my mind was SO hoping that we had like some holy water pepper spray...at least we did a little stabbing, for what good it did us. But seriously, 'No, odd stranger I just met in a dark alley, nobody is waiting for me, why do you ask?' 🤦♀️ We deserve a bite for that bit of idiocy. Overall, just a wonderful little slice of a curious world & a tense tableau within it. 🖤
(*walks into a alleyway hoping this would be a shortcut but see,s a figure) w who’s t there? (*starts to back away)o ok. S so why don’t you get to the point? Y you need a f favor? O ok. O oh you walk down there and walk for a mile or two and then turn r right. I I work a as a worker a at the local grocery s store. N no I I don’t. M miss m me? W what do you m mean? Y you really g get going. W what has that got to do with m me? (*has a look of fear as he got closer) s stay away from me. D don’t get any closer. S stay b back I I’m warning y you. S stay back o or else. (Grabs a knife out of her pocket and throws it at him) (throws another knife at him) (pants heavily as he pinned her against a wall her eyes fill with fear) w w who a are y you? W w what a are y you? (Her eyes widen in horror as she saw his fangs) y y your a v vampire a are y you? (Eyes fill with horror and fear and she thought of running away) (pants heavily as he got incredibly close to her) p p pls d d don’t h h hurt m me. (Looks away her eyes snap shut) w what w will y you an after y y you k kill m m me? (Her eyes open wider with more fear and more horror as she pants really hard her body shaking with fear.) I I I…..y y you…..(eyes fill with fear) w w where will y y you t take m me? F f fine w we h have a a d deal. W what?! N no!(she screams a little as he bit into her hand) (pants) m m my n name I is Kisha. W what’s your n name? O o ok.(follows Elijah to his home eyes fill with fear as she thought what would happen to her)
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"You need to try something harder then that"
Me: "alright then"
*kicks him in the balls*
Alucard: This isn’t a bar fight. Show some class.
You're hungry for my blood? Sure. Take it. But if you vomit afterwards or get some form of food poisoning, I don't wanna hear it. Alright? You chose this.
I do wonder how the heck this guy plans to take care of us, but I hope it's not too hard to convince him to keep us around.
I’m sure he can get something together!
Hi
*Back, back I say! Begone!* Seriously tho this was well made :D
Thanks!
Ah I see. I’ve walked into a trap.
Correct!
@@shiningarmorasmr dang. (I say a month later)
@@Silly_Patches lol
APD APPROVED
Fun fact: The first item sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer.
Until we meet again
Oh Dang, I didn't expect that to be true
BRO ARE WE SERIOUSLY OFFERING OURSELVES TO A VAMPIRE-? We are a smooth ass taller.
I am so picky when it comes to ASMR channels, I can't ever seem to find a voice like yours and now I have. Your voice is beautiful - it's not too deep, yet still very soothing - but still so emotional as well. Your background audio as well brings it to a whole other level - in short, thank you very much
Ahh vampire with british accents are my weakness... That was deliciously brillant Ellis!! 👀♡
I really hope to hear more scripts from you in the future! It makes the audios so much more special, what an amazing treat it was...👀♡
Yes
Thank you, and yeah I’ll look into it!
*pulles out garlic*
Beautiful work as always!! I love how smooth he is and the fact we actually stabbed him rocks! Usually the listener is just too stunned to do anything. Heck yes we fought back.
Also what i'm learning from all of these lovely audio's is..
1. Don't take short cuts though dark alley's.
2. If I do, and some handsome/beautiful, mysterious figure asks me what i'm doing there.. walk faster . I suddenly can't hear anything and or have music up way to loud to hear them. I don't care if I don't have earbuds in or heaphones on.
3 Yes.. I have a husband/girlfriend/family/ghost waiting at home for me. And i'm running late they will kill me if I don't get a move on.
I wonder if telling one of them that I'm looking for Dinner, just like them, would work to confuse one and or make them think I'm "hunting" also? Probably not.. but worth a shot?
I wanted to have the listener fight back, I felt like it made it more engaging and a change from the norm!
My guy would get pepper sprayed so fast
Okay maced and hit in the balls then I'm running vampire or not you still have balls
Literally ZERO survival instinct. *ZERO!*
This is one of the most realistic vampire x human meet up I've ever seen. That's how it would be, if they happen to be polite like this one lol
I feel like every time I listen to this channel, I have to respond to the character in a British accent. Even though I’m not British…
Because my name is Elijah when he asked for our name I well said Elijah. And THAN we asked for HIS name, which he replied to as Elijah. 💀
What- 🤣
Elijah-ception
@@fangirltmurphy9998 elijah-rabbithole
Came here to see if the vampire has a proper British accent.
Left satisfied.
This is so well written and performed amazingly! I love little worlds like this
At lot of it was improv haha! Thanks!
@@shiningarmorasmr sometimes the best things come from improv!
"One more thing. I'm quite hungry."
Listener: "Oh, there's this little bistro just around the corner. They make great sandwiches. But if you're gluten intolerant-"
Hah jokes on you my blood is awful it barely keeps me alive 😝
I drink coffee every day and night so my blood is not good
I mean if this man is built like mosquitos in the summer id not have any blood bro, they think I'm sweet AF
@@MOVED924 HAHA
“Do you have any family? … no, you live alone?” Oh good, we’re an idiot 🙄
Vampire: traps us in an alleyway
All you have to do is carry two box cutters or pocket knifes, your choice. So what you wanna do is take the smaller one and go for the Adam’s Apple Okok? Then take the longer one and aim for you know- the crotch 🤠
Hoped this helped! 😍🥰😘
My initial reaction was to just give him money and show him some good restaurants. 💀 Dammit...
Now girl why did we say we were alone and had no family? 😂 Bitch id lie in a heartbeat; remember you never owe a stranger anything.
Me, about to negotiate: "Wait wait let's be civil here, could I at least see you sucking my blood through my arm? If not could I at least get PAID-" *gets cut off bc i got too immersed and forgot i was listening to an asmr* "DUDE I WAS TALKING LET ME TALK--??!!"
I’d go with him easily just to hear that voice lmao
Wow this was so good!!! ❤
Thanks!
To good I can't I'm going to cry 😭☺️
Vampire asmr is my fave👍
I would love to see someone actually instead of running away. Running up Adam and go. You would appoint me, huh, big man?
i’m speechless
Ok this one was really nice 👀
Your stories are excellent!!! Here's hoping for some of the stories to continue! 😍
Ngl I just woke up and this is the first thing I watched
Ngl this asmr is great. I love it
Looks like the hair pin couldn't save us this time.
I'd probably agree to his terms, provided we went to my place first so that I could get a few things. Just the essentials, books, pens, sketchbooks, etc. Gotta keep myself entertained 🤭😂
Great googly moogly! The talent! The script! The accent 😍. May I request a Tom Ellis Lucifer? Perhaps a personal attention via his "what do you desire?" I'd so totally love to help write a script
Is it bad that my first thought when he said "My sweet" was "Oh sh!t it's a wendigo. This is when you take off running."
For context I had auto play on while putting together a 1000 piece puzzle.
You want blood? The butcher shop down on beet run avenue has all the blood you can want both animal and human ^^ but you didn't hear it from me okay? 😅
You might also check out the barber shop on Fleet Street. Don’t get a haircut, though. And _definitely_ don’t get a shave!
@briarpelt2333 yes! (Awasome reference by the way!)
hold up- everyday?? You're talking to someone who has low asf iron 😭
but also this was rlly well made good job!! 🫶🫶
same here 😭
I feel like if some of the hunters saw me walking around with a bloddy wrist, following a guy who has literal red eyes and fangs i think they'd connect the dots very quickly-
Gotta love ‘em!👀🤍
I'm a terrible person ngl I wanted to offer him to bring in people to feed on in exchange for my life😭
Same lol
Enjoyed listening to this audio
Ah. it seems ive fallen into a trap with a british vampire, what ever will i do😭(looks to see if hes looking) 😭
aaahhh so good!!
I’ve been stabbed by a british vampire again.
I saw the video and my brain went britishvampirebritishvampire
Fair is what happens in Sedalia in August.
Awesome voice and love story
Amazing!! :3
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Thank you!
@@shiningarmorasmr you're welcome, my friend. :3
Can't wait for part 2
Will there be a part 2? Just putting it out there that I would like that.
This was sublime!
Have you ever done a (Giant x Listener)? You should try 😊
Soooo, you’re last friend got stake?? Like with a plain wooden stick? You wouldn’t happen to have any…..sticks or breakable chairs at your abode would you?? Just for research purposes of course……….😅
He has a no wood policy!
@@shiningarmorasmr damn……oh well my blood would be awful anyways since I’m always dehydrated and eat garlic bread all the time
Me: Welp here ig *Gives cow blood* (jk-)
Edit: vampire: “you’re coming with me”
Listener (us): alright 🧍♀️
* files off his fangs *
A part of my mind was SO hoping that we had like some holy water pepper spray...at least we did a little stabbing, for what good it did us. But seriously, 'No, odd stranger I just met in a dark alley, nobody is waiting for me, why do you ask?' 🤦♀️ We deserve a bite for that bit of idiocy.
Overall, just a wonderful little slice of a curious world & a tense tableau within it. 🖤
"Nothing is working" Well, what about garlic spray?
Good thing I'm not going to get sucking by a vampire and take my b blood away and gulp 😰
OAMSIAJWIWISIS YES
Amazing lol
this audio kinda reminde me of zsakuva character
OH??OH 🤭🤭
YASSSSSSSSSSSS
@@turiipipipturioml k love ur username
@@Nina0837 ty ty i like urs too 🤍🤍
@@turiipipipturi istg mine is uhhh- NOTTTT true!!!! its just uhhhhh for fun purposes only!! its supposed uhh to only be funny ykykykykkyk
Part 2 pleaaaaassssseeeeeeee
Noo I missed it 😭😭😭
✨✨✨✨✨✨
I’m LATE ugh
Is it 𝕟𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕝 to feel like your going to have a seizure every time you listen to one of these?
Part 2????
If you let me go home I can grab you my Bow and arrow or my sword Which Is enchanted My wand or a plethora Of other weapons I own
My name is also elijah
(*walks into a alleyway hoping this would be a shortcut but see,s a figure) w who’s t there? (*starts to back away)o ok. S so why don’t you get to the point? Y you need a f favor? O ok. O oh you walk down there and walk for a mile or two and then turn r right. I I work a as a worker a at the local grocery s store. N no I I don’t. M miss m me? W what do you m mean? Y you really g get going. W what has that got to do with m me? (*has a look of fear as he got closer) s stay away from me. D don’t get any closer. S stay b back I I’m warning y you. S stay back o or else. (Grabs a knife out of her pocket and throws it at him) (throws another knife at him) (pants heavily as he pinned her against a wall her eyes fill with fear) w w who a are y you? W w what a are y you? (Her eyes widen in horror as she saw his fangs) y y your a v vampire a are y you? (Eyes fill with horror and fear and she thought of running away) (pants heavily as he got incredibly close to her) p p pls d d don’t h h hurt m me. (Looks away her eyes snap shut) w what w will y you an after y y you k kill m m me? (Her eyes open wider with more fear and more horror as she pants really hard her body shaking with fear.) I I I…..y y you…..(eyes fill with fear) w w where will y y you t take m me? F f fine w we h have a a d deal. W what?! N no!(she screams a little as he bit into her hand) (pants) m m my n name I is Kisha. W what’s your n name? O o ok.(follows Elijah to his home eyes fill with fear as she thought what would happen to her)
*BEGONE 𝓣𝓗𝓞𝓣*
This was actually really good! Keep it up! ❤