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"Never leave her alone" ah yes good ol' stalker vibes
Joe vibes 💀💀
OMG
ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html
thought that said skater vibes
Lmao...yes
Because "You Will Always Be My Baby".
Emily: I'm currently falling down a...a simpery slope
Emily: *gags*
she said that just when I read your comment lmao
@@anna-jk99 lol same
I thought it said *gasps* 😅
Yall what simp means tho? My non native English speaker ass is suffering, it's the only part of the whole video I don't get. Ugh
Lizandra Barboza someone who is unhealthily obsessed with a person of the opposite gender, usually based on looks alone
I love the pink hair she looks so different.. like she's not even emily..
Stop 😭😭
haha... WAIT but she was not even emily before the pink hair so is she now emily??
alex lucia top ten mysteries scientists still can’t solve
good one
You saw the opportunity and you took it, cheers!
“Like if Mulan and the joker had a kid”
No! Don’t give the weird kids channels any ideas!!!!
@Marshmallow oh god not that
@Marshmallow 😂😂😂
she simps for tik tok willy wonka
@Marshmallow you unearth a memory I didn’t even know still existed 💀
* sighs and opens wattpad* JK JP PLS SJHSHAKDBJS
"what if shes having..."
me: explosive diarrhea?
"...Violent diarrhea"
great minds think alike
Why does she always bring up diarrhea lol
"Losing 5 pounds in one sitting diarrhea" lol
She studying to be a nurse.
@@burdenernie6050
Do nurses have Diarrhea?
@@kirbytrax8326 Diarrhea is involved in basically anything wrong with a person's body, as far as I can tell. If you have a muscle ache, probably gonna have diarrhea during or after it. Mild headache? You're shitting your brains out. It's just the default reaction to a body doing something not quite right, which is what I assume nurses study: How bodies done fuck up so they can figure out how to fix it.
@@kirbytrax8326 no , but I'm sure some of their patients do.
“never leave her alone no matter how worst the situation gets”
“babe i’m having a bad day and i’d just like to be alone for a bit”
“but i don’t ever want to leave you alone uwu”
Honestly that quote in itself is the creepiest thing ever
I'd be annoyed if I didn't get my me-time
You is spweaking uwu language by uwing uwu.... sorry I had to
The uwu made it creepy
@@sanghamitramamidala2838 uwu
You know she's a nursing student when diarrhea just casually comes up every episode
loooooool
Yeah i was like "hmm i'm starting to notice a pattern"
@@blueghost4769 ... "That I'm not sure i like"
"I love a good femboy." - Not Even Emily, November 2020
Same
Same (2)
Same (3)
Same (4)
Beat me to it
She is the only RUclipsr that has actually interesting ads.... I literally never skip them
You can't skip them anyway
@@lucidfangirl1030........ Yes.... You can skip 20 or 30 seconds forward in to the vid to skip the ad
Yeah and the transitions are smooth as hell 😂
@@jaelapark7646 and Adam Ragusea
she's great.
“i also got a cute candy cane scent, which is exclusive for the holiday season”
emily it’s november
She’s one of those people who start playing Christmas music before Halloween 💀💀
nunya business **sweats in from a country that starts christmas stuff in september**
**smashes down door** IT'S NEVER TO EARLY FOR CHRISTMAS
Like she said, the holiday season
so?
"Maybe someone in the comments can tell me what that's like."
Sorry, mine's practically concave.
Mine is a struggle to live with I should make it get a job
mine goes in
...How?
@@bluerectangle5794 it’s just a joke lol, i’m flat as a board
@@alpheusrose2997 Oh okay I was seriously concerned lol.
Why was “I would probably just have a discussion with them” so funny💀
I read this as I came up on the video 😂😂
4:12
Emily: "What if she's having..."
Me: "Diarrhea."
Emily: "... just violent diarrhea."
Me: :^)
oml i felt litterally the same lol
Me too😂😂
Emily: What if she’s having...
Me: please don’t say it, don’t say that again.
Emily: VIOLENT DIARRHEA
Lol i did the same shit but more like
🙃 the gonna say someon about bad shit time 😭
everytime
that sponsor transition was so smooth I almost didn’t see it coming until it came
That's what she said
Sssss
@@patronofviolenceanddebauch5031 thank you for that🥰🥰🥰
@@patronofviolenceanddebauch5031CUM
Ok so I haven't been involved in the "Not Even Emily" Lore for a while so excuse me when I say
WHEN DID SHE CHANGE HER HAIR COLOR HOLY CRAP ITS SO CUTE
On her tiktok you can find more of the lore of Not Even Emily
IT LOOKS SO GOODDD
In like the last two vids man💀
Same
As a person with a butt: The only advantage is, that if you fall on it...it doesn't hurt as bad 🙃
Also dudes,like those,I think
@@patronofviolenceanddebauch5031 maybe, I wouldn't know😂
@@harperlee8516 yeah I'm sure u dont😂
@harper lee you are so lucky cause I only have flat cardboards 😶
@@qeezah2293 flat cardboard is still gorge tho!
Damn the pink in your hair hits different though-
Just saying
@@yourrandominternettroll5311 simp
Ikr
Blackpink in your area
How judgey!!
@ISABELLA MARTINEZ and I’m so hot I need a fan.
I get so excited when you post 🤠
SIMP
@@8-1reaper40 we are all falling down a simpery slope here...
I, for one, drop everything I am doing
Same like fr it makes my year
Saaame
Emily: I love math.
Me: Um, I literally have not done math in eight months.
what is math
@@skyleranadkat3589 Sorry, I'm not sure. Can't help you with that one.
@@skyleranadkat3589 a waste of my time
Sky Anadkat i think it’s some sort of torture? i’m not really sure
@@farateq i mean, it sure sounds like it
emily everytime she makes a depressing joke:
... ummmm yea anyway ciao
emily: um chile anyways so
She always introduces adds in her videos sooo smoothly. So much so that I don’t even skip them💀
“One of the happiest moment in life is when you and your crush wear same coloured dress”
My crush: **wearing the school uniform**
Me: **wearing the school uniform**
Me: “Oh my god, this is the happiest moment of my life!”
omg so romantic
I was confused when she said she was a simp. I thought she was talking about the Squirrel In My Pants song from Phineas and Ferb
Candace is a simp too
"The only mind game their playing is tic-tac-toe." XD I love you, Emily.
I was just thinking about you, Emily. My mom is watching the show A million little things and I was thinking that the lady who plays Catherine looks a lot like you.
Something about the good grammar makes this seem like a tender note to a loved one
But I can’t be the only one who thinks they look alike through, right?
I watch A Million Little Things, too! I didn't watch the second season tho ;-;
She *does* look similar to her because of her hairstyle
@@girlidkwhattoputhere. but her facial features too. Like her head shape and jawline and nose. I don’t know though maybe it’s just me.
@@syd2812 they have a similar jawline and lips
The smooth transition to that sponsor thingy, that's a 10/10.
boyfriEND
girlfriEND
best friEND
you know what doesn’t END
Mark Lee
I WHEEZED
LMAOO
emily.
literally the queen of sponsored content
I’ve never skipped her ads lmao. The only channel
the "i love u alot" thingy is like in ur old vine where you went
"I love you"
"woah! we're moving a little too fast"
"what are you talking about mom?"
I hope your crush likes you back, girl. We’ve all been there.
The person who disliked this is the wife at the dj wedding
not me frantically trying to come up with a witty comment
lmaooooo
Not nobody caring
@@yourrandominternettroll5311 not me frantically trying to come up with a read for you
@@yourrandominternettroll5311 not you being like 9
@@caitlin7617
Not you literally spamming comments everywhere
*_So. Many. Grammatical. Errors._*
off topic: she's pretty, smart and funny 😌
I know I love her😃
@@WhoamI-wc7pjstill in love? Update pls
EVERYONE DROP EVERYTHING
The queen has uploaded we must give her full undivided attention :)
Uh uh, no ma'am, i WILL NOT drop my raspberries 🙄
Do you just sit around, waiting for Emily to post?
Or do you memorize her posting schedule like me?
@@greta1614 Lol maybeeee
Okay, so 5:44, my dad did this for my mom. They had been going through a somewhat rocky patch at this time and my dad meant it as an "I still love you. We're gonna be okay" kind of thing. Well, my mom did not take it that way. She legit thought that he was gonna divorce her and didn't realize what was going on until a week or two later when all the flowers wilted expect one. They're still going strong, but I find it funny whenever I think about it.
😂😂 oof I'd be so freaked out if I were in her place
Your hair be looking nicer than these deep relationship posts
i simp for 4 people and one of them is a real person you’re fine
“i love a good fem boy” -Emily November 2020
You simp for real people?
Edit: Date - 11/29/20
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...I now simp for a real person too
the only one is sapnap
@@selena3700 fair enough
@@selena3700 Okay okay, respect respect. *I don’t actually know him. I did a quick google and not bad*
@@selena3700 Are you my cousins?!?!!
Sorry, lol 😂 we make fun of my cousins by calling her a “sapnap simp” because she donated money to ask if he uses 3-in-1 shampoo.
The amount of LAUGHTER THAT LEFT MY BODY
"Very interesting statistic. This is scientific fact?" ON THE GROUND DEAD
I swear every time Emily posts, there are at least 10 comments declaring that she is a queen.
Are they wrong?
Not even emily thinks these posts are shallow. Congrats all 14 year olds writing these! We did it!!
theyre hilarious , why take everything so seriously?
omg I just can't stop laughing 5:54 "you're handing in your 2 weeks notice for our relationship" omg i died
Oh my goodness lol that "was me being born one of the happiest moments of your life?" scene reminded me of a time recently when my mom and I were trying to figure out which day of the week I was born on...she said "yeah you don't really forget something like that..." and I thought...does she actually care that much and was that happy when I was born?? but then she was like "...almost bleeding to death" and I just like yeah there it is lol
All of these seem to be Indian posts. I'm Indian and I can just tell lmao
Omg, your segues into your sponsorships are perfect holy crap-
The last time I was this early
Emily had black hair
You’re like the female Kurtis Conner and I love it 😌💚
lmao ikr
I feel like she is more aggressive
pink hair emily adds four thousand years to my life span
Her intro is soothing and I don’t know why
"you can give is as a gift for a family member who smells bad " 😂😂😂😂😂
My new aesthetic is passive-aggressive voicemailcore
I love the idea of handing in a 2 weeks notice for a relationship. It’s more professional
I was prepared for the diarrhea joke, Emily made it, and I felt proud of myself.
"Imagine twerking to a passive aggressive voicemail...imagine twerking at all...imagine having a butt." *clears throat*
If this is what relationships are like.. I think I'm good
Its nice to know that when i need a good load of diarrhea. Jokes Emily will never fail to deliver
Its nice having something to rely on
0:28 oh gosh the pain on your face just to get that sentence out😂
It's okay we forgive you for having a crush, Emily 🤣
My name is Emily, I’m the daughter of the Joker and Mulan and I have long ebony black hair
I saw some femboys passing by in the hall. I put up my middle finger at them
I- this is beauty
@@anthonyromanelli1392 go away you and your toxic masculinity are not welcome
@@anthonyromanelli1392 You saw femboys?
holy moly the segue in to that deodorant ad was smooth
Emily: "Imagine twerking at all"
Me: "I knew it!" 😂😂
imagine getting a message like
" you are the stars that shine at night, the light in my darkness, the love of my life. The reason i keep going. You're my everything.''
and u were about to shoot them a breakup text
Wow her smile does have a lil something now that she's in her simpin phase, don't ya think?^^
you're sure your not simping?😅
@@BenTheSkipper Hahaha oh shit, UNO-Reversecard :D
@@katerinakiakou1797 😅
that ad transition was smoooth
You really make your ads an entire cinematic experience. I wish other ppl were as creative as you. You're my fav.
3:35
When you and you crush have the same school uniform...
"i am currently a simp" oh honey
I love your hair Emily, it looks so pretty. I really like the pink, and I hope you keep it this way. If you don't, it's fine but I'm just saying it's pretty. ✨
We’re diving deep in the ocean today
i swear that transition from the actual video to the sponsored ad was the smoothest yet
As someone who is aromantic and romance repulsed, Emily's videos about relationships fuckin crack me up. Actually they probably would regardless of how I identified.
ayo same
1:10 the new Joker movie looks lit
FUCK YOU MADE THE JOKE AS I WAS TYPING THIS
I have poor cardiac health.
-A nursing student
"No, Timmy. Ew," is also my thoughts on childbirth.
We’re not the early gang, we the on time gang
I'm the a little bit late gang
One of the happiest moments of life was Emily matching her hair color with her sweater.
When she said “im currently a simp” i felt that
1:58 I saw that coming from a mile away and I'm not mad.
60% chance i’ve already met the person i marry?? i sure as hell hope not 😩😳
Love the hair! And you have a crush? Guys she's falling into the dark side. Okay I'm going to watch the video now...
Emily: "I hope someone in the comments can tell me how it feels to have a but-"
The Kardashians are typing....
She has the smoothies transitions into the adds-
The fact that in 6:27 it uses Hardin and Tessa as an example completely sums up what's wrong with the post.
The queen has posted!
"One Of the happiest moments in life is when you and your crush wear the same dress"
Me: *Thinks of a gay couple*
Emily: *Fem Boy*
I like my men like I like my coffee. I don’t drink coffee.
quick lil edit to commemorate belated birthday wishes to emily!
Me after I get done with my chores:
My mom: *gives me 500 other things to do*
My dog: 4:05
WHY ARE YOUR TRANSITIONS TO SPONSORSHIPS SO SMOOTH
I'm sorry I can't tell you what having a butt is like... but I can tell you that this video is absolute gold as always, Queen!
I love that sarcastic tone in her videos!!❤️❤️❤️
"maybe someone in the comments can tell me what that's like"
Me: cries in flat
That flow into the sponsorship tho 😂 I did not see that coming lol
"Imagine having a butt"... I don't know her.
her transitions for the sponsors are soooooooooo perfect they give me life
She looks so beautiful today. Ye.
8:58 This is funny because I think my heart should apologize to ME for causing ME such pain. Two years ago, MY HEART made me fall for someone I'm still not over and will never be right for me. I was like "Really, heart? Why her?" Where's that apology, heart? "Oh but she's so beautiful. Ohhh." STFU! LOL
No one:
Emily in the end: 👍🏼😏👍🏼
Her body language is so perfect i doesnt even need to hear her talking