Never Have To Eat vs Never Have To Sleep | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.
Special Guest
Rob Haze
Brandon Broady
This Week We Discuss
Never Have To Eat vs Never Have To Sleep
Beef W/ 50 Cent vs W/ Rick Ross
Remember Every Dream & Slowly Lose Sense Or Reality vs Every Nightmare Comes True
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This cast surprised me.. Rob n pat carried this 1 😂 .. 1 thing I've noticed.. as long as either pat or Meg Is present..we gone be alright 😂😂
Speak for yourself fr...I need Tahir as host to make this feel like an official Squaddcast
@MrJtYates ... ehh.. need is a reach..if he stopped hosting....u would still watch... stop the cap! 😂
But Tahir energy be wildin' and it's very fun to see the OGs play off each other's antics especially Meg annoying Tahir or Pat roasting Tahir to the point of rib hurting laughter
Facts if pat ,kev,meg not there only tahir ima skip😭😭
@@MrJtYatesyeah tbh i'm indifferent towards if Tahir's on an episode or not...as long as Meg and Pat are there and Dion isn't
I love when T is not there and the whole show is literally like a seventh grade classroom 😭😭😭
Broady was my producer for my court episode
Lets get this Monday started.
Really funny episode! I literally laughed out loud at the beginning. 🤣
Pertaining to the end where they were discussing sleep paralysis astral projection… These experiences are demonic! If you are ever in either of these situations call on the name of Jesus repeatedly. When you wake up, fall on your knees, repent of your sins and give your life to Christ. Develop a personal relationship with Him and He will protect you while you sleep and also open your eyes to the spiritual realm of He so desires.
The reason sleep paralysis occurs is because through sin you’ve unknowingly opened doors to demonic entities that will torment you. Only the blood of Christ can free you completely from all evil.
I pray mercy, grace, blessings and favor over everyone who views this episode. 💕
Prayer DEFINITELY Works.
I've had sleep paralysis. You can feel a evil coming towards you . And you can barely sit up in bed or turn your head . You Start to fall in paralysis.. your whole body is in a solid state
🙌🏾🙌🏾
Patrick as the host was something I didn’t know I needed 😭😭😭
Patrick as host was something he didn't know he WAS!!!
Pat is hilarious. Pat, Meg, and CP are essential to this show in my opinion.
@@sabrinashy1732 CP & Pat should do a little something together. The Roaster & The Comedian Who Didn't Know!
@kitashawillis118 🤣🤣 the comedian who didn't kno got it
@@kitashawillis118 that would be the funniest thing ever! I miss CP.. I’m assuming he’s no longer going to be on the show 😔
Rob haze is soooo unserious lmao I love him 😂😂😂
I thought cp had that Sammy Sosa surgery for a sec
"Why would i need an authentic jersey, im not getting in the game"😂😂😂
"Don't act like Arthur didn't be with the books" 😂😂😂
How is it that every time Pat hosts something it sounds like he’s struggling reading a teleprompter in a fake white voice? Lmfaoo kills me every time 😂🤣
26:33 Let the people know Rob. He's breaking down the bills and reviewing them for the People. 👏👏👏
Patrick hosting is hilarious he’s even funnier hosting on here than DIYS lmaoo
Meg giving the guys period talk is hilarious😂 😂 applause to them for wanting to learn 🫶🏾
"Ain't nobody writing books saying they're an arthur." 😂😂😂😂
Can yall plz convince Tony Baker to do one more squad cast ❤
He won't. He doesn't like how everyone talks over each other. They've said it a bunch of times. But if only I do miss Tony on these
Pat said the G-Unit tank look like a gown on him😂😂😂
Frail BodyCon activities
27:28 “ I come out to childish gambino stay woke “ 😂
Been waiting for this just to post this comment!
Permanent popcorn kernel in your tooth vs Itch under your foot you can never scratch
Omg this is heinous 😂😂😂😂 def hope they put this in a future episode 🔥
@@laugh_til_ithurts I know 😏😈
this is such a chaotic topic 😅😂😂
I would end my life 😂😂
Kill me & the wizard 😡🪄
Rob on here with Tahir tongue lmao
Pat was not prepared to host but he did aight 😂
Pat said Meg was the bailiff💀😂
“Ian know you had to be buff for it to curve” someone tell pat to say pause 😭😭
Meg talking about pee dreams. No matter how old you are, if you have a pee dream, it's already too late.
I personally need Kanisha Buss or Rob Haze at least once a month! Cause the way I laugh at Rob’s nonchalantness and Kanisha’s laugh is medicine for my soul! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😍
That last conversation was real. You need the power of God to fight those things. And i mean Jesus, not some nondescript universal being.
"Can you talk in your dreams?"
This question had me CRYING!! 😭🤣🤣😂😂😂
At the end Meg gonna scare everyone into NOT going back to sleep 😂
Lou Lou be interrupting people too much
Patrick sounds like Rick of Rick and Morty trying to introduce the topics lol.
Periods shouldn't be gross everyone shyts right? It's a natural body function that serves a purpose
everybody doesn't have a cycle though...natural body functions can still be disgusting as well
Sleepy Joe and Wakey Rob 🤣🤣
Just as I'm getting ready for work...ayeeee...broadie look like the mustache menace.
Fidel Castro looking ahh😂😂
Meg..I've had that same theory about sleep paralyzes..I've had those dreams since I was Hella young..thank God they stopped around the age of 17
My aunt was on judge mathis and her case was real
Broady's mustache is WIIIIILD to me for some reason!!!!!!
Definitely had 1 on my chest.. I never sleep on my back, but i was drained and passed out
The Only Time I Had It Was When I Was Sleeping On My Back. It Was Definitely A Demon. The Figure, Energy And Pressure On My Chest And In My Room Was Real. It Wasn't Imaginary As Some People Keep Claiming.
Shout out to the “Business Casual Club” Era!
Good to see Rob and Brody!
AYOOO I WAS CACKLING THIS EPISODE😂
Wait, if you never sleep how does recovering from working out work? And not having to eat doesn't mean you can't.
Patrick hosting is too chaotic. Now why Meg let him do this today
We luv Rob n Broady 😊🎉
Lmaoooooo Pat and the “but you can do that now!!” Is so funny 😂😂😂
Rob vs Pat 🤣 the rival I never knew I needed
Man this made my day. I laughed the whole time.
I know someone whose last name is Betancourt 😭
Sleep paralysis is no joke. As a grown man it still freaks me out
Absolutely
Yes it is.
Two eclipses have passed since the last time Pat was on time
Pat hosting felt like Interdemensional Cable from Rick & Morty
Meg dreams about rulers 📏 and daily planners 📒
Rob with the effortless comedy 😅
Rob was high asf 😂
My dreams eventually do come true. The extremely vivid ones. It’s…unnerving.
I got invited to Judge Judy in 2009 or 2010 for a real small claims case I was part of while living in CA. They offered me $500 & if I lost they would pay it. I turned it down cuz I didn’t want my business on tv. The actual events in court was worth a tv spot. My roommate was suing me & my ex but the judge throughout the case against me because I was at work when the shit went down. My ex & roommate had drama & they was about to fight in the courtroom & the bailiff had the drag the roommate out the room afterwards & escort her out the courthouse.
Dude Rick Ross beefing with about watches name is nico. I guess he's a works famous watch collector.
If anyone has sleep paralysis all you need to do is call on the name of Jesus, and the demon will flee. They are subjected to obey, bow, and flee at the name of Jesus, He is the King of kings and Lord of lords. Jesus is the only begotten Son of Yahweh (God) and is the only way to Yahweh (God). And let's not forget, Jesus is God 🔥
Rob is me I'd just spend my extra time watching movies and shows
7:37 Pay always coming in late asking questions already discussed. 🙄
The 1st question went over everyones head. It doesn't say you can't eat or sleep. It says you dont have to.
Ahh!!👏👏👏 DOUBLE ANTONDRA (ANTANDRA)!! BRAVO 👏
I’m trying to figure out if he can’t really talk too much about his job why y’all keep asking him incriminating questions lol
Sleep paralysis is the scariest thing ever... happens to me way too often
What Do You Do To Get Rid Of It ?
5:09 I SWEAR I seen Keenan baker on a court show before lol
Home with the flu. This is just what I needed. 🙏🏾
Feel better pooh! ❤
@@itsmisscece3075 thanks so much. 🤗
Get well!
Get well soon!!!
@@fancyfanny6143 thanks! I just woke up from amazing nap. Now I can finish the ep.
I'll take no eating..it's annoying sometimes ..lol
Which one would you rather?
Have Acne Entire Life vs Wear Bracers Entire Life
Wakey Rob has my Vote! 👍
The fact that Meg has a whole other adult that she lives with, yet she’s the only one responsible for whether or not they eat is sad. Some women are really married to toddlers. Smh.
Damn i thought my payback speed was .75 after listening to Rob 😂
“Ian know you had to be buff for it to curve” someone tell pat to say pause 😭😭
Always putting on a great time. Thanks again y'all!
Them talking about it made it a good topic would you rather have all fake clothes jewelry or all stolen clothes jewelry 😂😂
definitely stolen i can't do fake
I ain’t never thought about a liner being used for the purpose of an accidental period leak. Interesting
Patrick being late as a host and not knowing he's hosting is so PAt.
So Lou Lou disappeared like the girl from family matters
Never have to have Pat host again lmao he was more lost than Meg be hahahaahaha but F N HILARIOUS
Is it even Monday w/o Squadd Cast? 🤔
Here's a topic for y'all:
Only watch/stream the worst media content (lowest rated news/movies/tv) OR Only eat the worst food(all meals of the day, low quality and super unhealthy)?
Great Question
So Meg and Pat gone just hold us down like this huh?😁
Can someone find this episode of Meg in a courtroom?
Bruh I did the same shit I woke up dead ass sleep and walked to the kitchen and straight peed in the kitchen trash can. That shit I hilarious. And yes I was a kid I don't sleep walk anymore 😂
😂
Pray in the name of Jesus when sleep paralysis happens.
I’m actually really surprised Meg didn’t know about lucid dreaming lol
Never sleep, Rick Ross, remember every dream.
Don’t bring Lu Lu 5 head back
Rob eating. I though he was Doboy for a min.
FIRST SAW ROB ON 85 SOUTH SHOW 2020 HE WAS A SLIM DUDE 4YRS AGO😂😂 NOW I'M LIKE, IS THAT THE SAME DUDE 🙅🏾♂️🧢
Get an episode on my birthday
Nice
Happy Birthday! 🎉
Thank you @@naejessica14
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday 🥳🥳🥳
@@ExtraordinaryE901 thank you
I'd rather never eat, then I'd never have to shit again
Periods are *28 days from the start of the period. So you can kinda estimate when youll get it again based on that and just be prepared.
This was good 😂
I've always been curious as to why Patrick doesn't host an episode. 🤔
Cause he's never on time. Lol
@@chantayk That's true 😅 On the other hand, they wouldn't start the entire show until he got on camera.
Brody look like Tony a lil bit or im trippin
No, You're Not.
Stay Woke, Wakey Rob
YO I cannot take Pat seriously as the host 😭😭
I went to a old native American boarding school. Seen a white shadow/smoke but I knew it was a little girl. She came over and started picking my hand up and dropping it. Tried waking up couldn't. Finally did a friend woke me up. I remember asking him what's up. He says I woke up screaming for a minute. But nobody woke up or heard it. Prayed and could hear the outside all the kids running around yelling around playing. I get done nothing quite. Whatever it was felt like I brought it home. Kept getting sleep paralysis. Yelling for my brother nothing. Kept getting worse. One night I felt the same little hands on my ankles. I'm yelling nothing. I finally wake up. Half my body off the bed. It gets worse now I see a black shadow knowing it's going to f with me. Started sleeping with the light and tv on. Finally daylight coming up. See this MF in a corner I've been yelling at it to leave me alone before. But now I'm done i want to fight it even if I 💀. Yelling f you f you wanting to get up and go after it. The shadow gets bigger and comes to me slow then like lightning it comes to me. Felt like forever in that split second scared af thinking I'm done for. I wake up I'm sweating crying face wet with tears my body hurting all my hairs standing up goosebumps. That was the last time I've seen that little girl I think
Meg is 100% correct about the sleep stages. Anytime you're in this state, pray and plead the blood of Jesus! Demons will flee if you command them to go. I've had the same experience as Broady, where I couldn't call for help, those are demons trying to stop you. I would start calling on the name of Jesus quietly and eventually it would go away. ❤
Meg is almost correct.... the "demon" is your shadow. You are not supposed to be scared. Instead, embrace and pray. You are about to astro project... or something like that... 🌞
My son was about 5, he slept walked and peed in the kitchen trash can. I just woke him up to make sure he was aware he was asleep. Walked him back to bed and cleaned up the mess. You right Meg they are still your baby. He is 40 now. ❤❤❤❤😂😂😂
Steve Harvey is a judge ………he can barely read…..y’all heard Katt Williams 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂