Top 10 Vehicles You SHOULD BUY Right Now In GTA Online!
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- Опубликовано: 16 дек 2023
- Today I go over my Top 10 picks for the best vehicles that everybody should buy in GTA Online in 2023 heading into 2024!
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HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst RUclipsr's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 RUclipsr)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)
Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.
MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"
I replied "no not really"
He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA RUclipsrs are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"
Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...
WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.
Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)
Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)
Thank you DOnALD :)
If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.
Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs 
Игры
Am I actually the only one who enjoyed those missions to get the acid lab? They were quite fun imo. The ones for the upgrade tho, those are pretty boring, but short enough
idk why but our guy literally says every mission that isn’t smooth brain easy and done in 3 minutes is a “shitty mission”
@@chrisslater9514 yeah I've noticed this too, like, what's the point of playing then?
I have to say I also disagree with the jets being great, imo they're the most useless vehicles on the entire game, only good for trolls who want to pester people on open sessions, and those are already unplayable with the amount of hackers and, well, trolls
The missions themselves are fine it’s the listening to Dax & friends parts that are painful. I also wasn’t necessarily meaning the fooligan missions were shitty either, it’s just annoying that there’s a 48 minute cooldown between them, they don’t pay well and you NEED them done to make money with the Acid Lab
Cooldown for Dax missions was a PIA. The missions themselves were fun and paid well.
@@HarmNone They don't pay well, except... they give you the acid lab upgrade AND one of the best cars in the entire game basically for free
Yay the Seminole is back in buisness, it was sad to see Rockstar let other vehicles get closer to beating its stats. Amazing to see they fixed that problem making it blow everything else out of the water as it should. 🔥🔥
Don’t get too excited, I think rockstar will nerf it soon🙊😳
How do i get it
So good to see it finally get some justice
@@Woodman.420 u needed to add the insurance on it
@@Woodman.420 you need your iq tested
Imagine they put bullet resistant window like Kuruma armourd in Tourismo Omaggio with lock on jammer, that would have been more balanced with other imani tech vehicles.
Agreed that would be sick
Mann how they gonna add these type of cars and not put bullet resistant windows atleast we need more of that like on the new expedition, Cadillac etc, would be better if they had it as an option for every car for atleast 250 -500k
hey congrats on being replied to i can imagine how happy you were 🥳
Thumbs up just for the Seminole update ❤️
Classic
No problem it’s been a while since there was something g new to report on it!
Where to buy the can is??
@@HarmNone Where can I find the seminol?
@@Low_Key_Bro if you’re on Xbox next gen I got you
The seminole saved my marriage, now my wife and her boyfriend and me are all living in perfect harmony. They are about to get married and have kids too !
A true love story
yoo i love the content bro just keep going you push me through the times were i dont know what to do and just keep going amazing bro
I honestly vouch for #1, me and my buddy had a blast with that thing for hours playing as cops 😂
So overpriced but so worth it
I can’t find cool lobbies to use my cop car and mess with players I should switch to assisted free aim cuz full assist isn’t that cool anymore 😂
With the police car sirens I've found that if the NPCs don't just ignore it, they will stop in the middle of the road. Or, in the middle of the intersection if they are coming in on a side road.
Very nice selection thank harmnone!
As an owner of 10 Seminoles I can confirm that HarmNone has convinced me to fill my 50 car garage with Seminoles
Based
Where do you buy or get the Seminoles from.
Subscribing for the tour-video
Where can I find it, I been looking
Try The map 💀
super helpful tips, even the "obvious" ones
Imagine if we could have a Storage Floor like 1st Floor in the Nightclub where we can have all these type of trucks : Acid Lad, Terrobyte, & Pounder all together 😂 that would be dope!
I wonder how many newbies actually went and got the seminole based on your reviews of it, cracks me up every time 😂
Hopefully a lot 🙏🏼
the handling with the performance wing on the omaggio im addicted
I have 2 questions which is the best drift car to race with That have drift tuning and is there any difference between the others?
I read your description and subbed instantly haha
Change the name of the acid In the interaction menu and it'd gives you a 5 percent increase so its actually 351 k when the acid lab Is full
Facts
Im loving the black ops theme on your vids
Can you do a video on the Seminole showing those capabilities and how to unlock them
You know back when I started a new GTA account your video had me with the seminole
Love your vids
I would love for rockstar to add an ability to put bulletproof windows on cars that look like they should have it like the new Cadillac Escalade or the new expedition
True, i feel like it would be very fitting for the escalade
I like the Halo reach Music in the background!
the other perk that comes with the Seminole is that it gives you the ability to subscribe to Harmnone twice, but only when he mentions the sawmill
Justice for Seminole! It should've been No.1
Factual
For gta 6 I hope they avoid adding too many broken military vehicles. I feel like all the crazy futuristic shit kind of ruined the immersion of the game. I can understand some of them like helicopters; but if I get blown up my a mk2 every 5 seconds I’m gonna lose my mind
Womp womp get blown up
I love the trolling with the Seminole😂😂
Hi!
Thanks for the video!
I have a question.
I haven't played this game for 2 years. Now they have removed quite a large number of cars, adding them to Simon and to the second store.
Is there any way to get armored versions of cars now? For example, XLS.
Thanks
well if you go to simeon this week the armored xls is for sale
HarmNone do you use/own an oppressor mrk2 for grinding.if not what do you use for alternative?im on PS5 and have most hsw vehicles etc.thinking about selling mrk 2.
Peeeeeeace.
I don’t use the MK2 at all I use the Buzzard or other helicopters
Cool cool cheers bud 👍
It seems to depend on where you hit. My Seminole was only lasted 70 Rpg's. Does anybody know where the gas tank is supposed to be?
my seminole never has to fill up on gas, pure solar power from the roof
Interesting maybe it was getting direct hit in the gas tank, should be back drivers side
70 rpgs... How can a vehicle be that strong? It's like a tank? Is it real?
@@aryanbhatt5934 no
The 100 shots to the window was crazyy💀
Bro the Seminole really use to hold you down back in the day salute
Damn, just jerked of the Seminole which I thought I’d been sleeping on, but I’m not able to do anything Imani wise. I moved it to my agency and upgraded all performance.
What am I doing wrong? I thought the vehicle was just a keepsake but after hearing all this, I WANT lol
Jesus, i spent so much time researching to realize he was capping about the Seminole, and i was so hype to get a Trackhawk looking tank of a vehicle. I guess that's what i get for taking a break from GTA for some years lol.
2k likes for the boys! Surely we have that easy! From NZ love ya work bud always watching u twinge and npc, keep it up boys 🎮
Thanks boss you’re awesome! We appreciate you tons ❤️
Nice video, man!
Thanks boss
@@HarmNone no problem, boss
Why does the Seminole meme still make me Lmfao? Love it.
It’s too good fr
Is the Stinger TT bullet resistant?
I've been really impressed by the Turismo Omaggio's performance, but it still gets absolutely dusted by the almighty Canis Seminole
There’s always a bigger fish fr
Would love to but cant. All my buddies stopped playing so Im solo grinding Agency missions, Auto Shop, Night Club, and Chop Shop. Its slow but I can make around a mil after a few hours.
for everyone on pc thinking about buying the lm87 because of HarmNone's recommendation that its the "best" car for pc stunt racing... just dont do it. yes the speed bug is still there but it only starts kicking in while you are at maximum speed of the lm87, what means that you have to drive a track with long straights or else the bug dont even happen. if you looking for good supers racecars then buy the emerus (very good cornering ability)/krieger (less cornering ability but way more stable than the emerus) or the omaggio (very good cornering ability + very stable but pretty low top speed) for gp like stunt races (like vespucci or wall climb from r*) or street races. but if you drive stunt races with long tubes and less corners then you should definetely go for the Deveste Eight or the Torero XO since they have very high tube speed but not a good cornering ability at high speeds.
and one more thing: to really benefit from the LM87 speed bug you need to be at high fps (140+fps) or else the bug wont be as strong as you would expect it to be.
i hope this will help a few people about deciding what car to buy
Can’t wait to see what the Seminole unlimited will offer!
If u are below level 10 first thing to do is STEAL a seminole. BEST ROCKSTAR CAR BY FAR. Got mine with chrome wheels and bronce paint
Beautiful
I took one off the street fully modified it and all I have is a suv with no Amani tech option in agenty
Yo Harm, did you hear about the leak about the Seminole getting a nitrous boost in the future? Can’t wait.
gotta love the bo1 music
I hope the Seminole in GTA6 is a beast in homage to your vids.
I cant believe how the convertible 6x6 HSW Seminole with drift tuning isn't in #1
Fathom is also the new best coupe for racing
Your love for the Kanis Seminile is kind of creepy, but that's why I keep watching your channel 😂😂😂😂
OmG, you and that Seminole. LOL
I just found the Seminole and now it’s in my Office Garage! Paid full coverage too! But it doesn’t have Imani Tech.
Because it was a joke, he owns the real life counter part to the seminole so he jokes about it all then time, you are the fool for believing what he was saying about a 30k car in gta
@@crowofjudgement8810You don’t have to be an ass while saying it. Just say it’s a joke, and go with that. Check your attitude before posting.
Is this ab ongoing joke about the seminol ? If not then where can i upgrade it ?
okay I laughed and chuckled at 8:00 almost got me there LMFAO
The bo1 theme song 😂😂
That halo music is majestic asf
Got any advice for getting the schafter v12? Do i need to w8 for it to be in simeons dealership?
It might be in auto shop from time to time i could be wrong though
@@derekwilhelm1555 oh yeah thanks
Depending on your system I could give you one
REAL PETER GRIFFIN?
@petahgriffan2397 if you’re on Xbox next gen I got you
Damn you HarmNone.....you got me at 8:01 :)
I only recently noticed this, but I like the sort of glitchy effect when you show the website screenshots of cars in the corner
What do you use to edit your vids?
I use DaVinci Resolve Studio! It’s pretty awesome
@HarmNone Why thank you for the info, kind sir
@@HarmNonewhat is it with you putting suvs at number 2 it doesn’t even look good it’s the same as other inami Tech suv.
Is this a PC thing for the CANIS SEMINOLE? Or can u make all those upgrades on console?
he is joking bro
How do you get the price down to 750 000 on the brickade 6X6 (Acid lab) it says it costs 1.4 million for me, I haven’t played in months so sorry if I don’t understand how this works.
You need to complete the first 6 Los santos drug wars dlc missions, once done it’ll be $750K and you can actually put the acid lab in it
I NEVER see Seminoles ANYWHERE and 🤦🏻♂️ Damnit I shoulda kept the one I found long ago, but had no idea how much of a beast it could be
Bruh I brought a Seminole blacked it out and put it in the garage years ago. Then I find this video today… insane
you got me on semenole
The Canis Simonle is the Chuck Norris of GTA cars 😂
IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT HIM HAVING THE OG HALO REACH SONG LIST
It’s too fire
He never said with the acid lab if you sell in a public session you can sell for 500k+ which you will make your money back in 2 sales
This is true but it’s probably more like 3 sales if you factor in buying supplies
I still think the Starling is the best plane. Having the ability to go from basically stopped to supersonic makes it deadly.
can't have a harmnone list without the Seminole
Bro got the BTD6 background music lmfao
just picked up my 6th seminole, making a fleet
Huge W
You DON'T meed to buy the ACID LAB!
Simply DO the DEX story missions, and you get all money you need thru the ingame achievements, which pay you the 750k you need. And you get the Motorcycle, too.
How do you do the DEX story missions?
@@user-en5iw4ns2v First Ron calls you, to come to sandy shores. and there you meet Dex and the crew. And all after that is self explaining.
For those Freak jobs at the end, you call Dex. I did them a year ago. So details are a bit blurry. But there should be enough videos about that.
He forgot to mention that 3# the Cannis Seminole also has Vtol capabilities!
You forgot to say Seminole can also fly and go underwater
True I forgot it’s been a while I should’ve listed all of the features
this was sarcasm right ? everything about the seminole?
yes
@@DJBEANZzROADTO1K
What are the HSW upgrades again? Like, I forget what that means lol
Hao special works
@@Drippyxclutch1 is that like the contract dlc stuff?
Does the imani tech lessen the top speed of the stinger tt ?
I don’t believe so!
The Seminole got nerfed. It can no longer fly to mars. It can now only fly to the moon
The halo music hits different
Where to buy the Cannis????
Anyone know what was the orange car that went by during the turismo omaggio clip
New Vapid Dominator GT
Nice Video,
If someone here owns one of these cars:
- Ocelot XA-21
- Albany Franken Stange
- Coquette Blackfin
- Bravado Verlierer
- Ubermacht SC1
Please let me know i really want to buy these cars on PC GTA 5 online.
Cheers
Seminole stats are wild
do you play in the new gen or the old gen
PC, so somehow old gen lol
I do also have the newest Xbox’s
lol back on ps4 days me an some friends all got those canis seminole lol one time we made one all black an we all had like black swat looking outfits on lol an went around with 6 people lol an shot up the lobby lol
Omaggio handles like a champ
is that bloons tower defense music in the background 😭
First! Good Morning Harmnone!
What color was your grotti omagio
Would’ve been nice if you said you were joking about the canis. I went out my way to hunt it down in the desert, drove it bacc to the city, upgraded everything on the vehicle like you suggested. Only to find out in the comments you were joking.
I barely play gta so I wasn’t aware that this wasn’t a real thing.
Succs that I spent all that money for no reason, thanks a lot smfh
😂😂😂
Heyyy harmnoonneee
How to put imani tech on ?
Hey HarmNone.
bro got btd battles background music😂
Bro 😂. The Seminole finally placed on the rankings board. 🎉 best vehicle in the game, hands down.😂
Damn I just got off gta I should’ve sold my lab before getting off I forgot about till now 😂
I stole a seminole max upgraded it and it wont let me add Imani tech... Is it on console?
The ass...hole is lying
The seminal gaslighting never ceases to amaze me lol
Halo Reach music has me crying on the toilet 😭
I am a basically grinder and I've never, ever bought a sharp card and IM never gonna do that. I'm gonna learn to grind that's what you're doing game grind