" Take the pineapple. Cut it up. " - dramatic pause - " And put it on a Pizza. " - Le GaSp - - chorus of boos and threats - " I don't make the rules. "😂😂😂
@@JakeEditz14xX"Dieing" is normally used to let you know that the person whose wrote that is dying while wheezing,if they use "Dying" it either laugh so much they die or the literally meaning "dead"
The Three Unholy Italian Curses: Breaking the spaghetti, putting pineapple on pizza, and speaking of the VOLDEMARIO BROTHERS! (Edit) Holy heck this blew up! Thanks guys. Luv y’all to death for these likes 😙 Also, @catchThebaby I’ve added something for you.
Silvie's videos always make my days better. I love her humor, she great!! Always capable of make me cry from laughter she's fantastic!! She takes my breath away with these two: humor and her looks. :D
As a brazilian portuguese speaker it's hilarious that she stopped at "cu-", because in pt-br "ass" is "cu" instead of "culo" so she already said it anyway 😂
Petition to change Voldemort to Voldemario Edit: hot dang this blew up, I was being goofy when I made this comment, also whichever one of you put "And his cousin is Voldewario" I love you platonically
@@Aissaou4335non so se è una battuta o meno, ma lei È italiana 😅 se non ricordo balle è cresciuta in Italia i primi 15 anni di vita, poi si è trasferita in Germania
Lol no, no one nose where his knows is so he would have hair at that part of his face to and it would make our dear sleep-paralisys-demon-looking Tommy look even weirder.
Therapist: Italian Voldemort isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
Voldemario:
Dude...
U. R. Fucking everywhere
@@StolenStonks EXACTLY!
lol
dude i swear i see u in EVERY single video that i watch LIKE WHAT
I DIDN'T EXPECT VOLDEMARIO I'M CACKLING
Same 😂
Same. It threw me off guard
I squawked 🤣🤣🤣
I wasn't expecting Voldemario and I can't stop laughing.
I’m dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"i break your neck" That fr got me cracking😂😂
VOLDEMARIO KILLED ME OMG ITS HILARIOUS
Yup.😂
“VoLdEMaRiO!”
That was the perfect Italian American accent ohmygod sounds like all of my cousins with kids in Naploli
Fuck voldemario! 😂 Laughed so loud in the morning at 2am waking my folks.
😂😂😂
Wa-hooo...
☠️☠️☠️
"I break your neck" - Silvia said calmly
No legends that know😂
Bellissimo! You win the Internet today
I LOVE THIS COMMENT
Your pfp reminds me of Quentin Blake's work (the illustrator for Roald Dahl)
You do not break your spaghetti!
“Voldemario” I AM DYING, ROLLING AND COUGHING I WASNT EXPECTING THAT AT ALL!!!!!!!!!
I love how you always cut it off just after or before you finish talking.
✨Beautiful✨
“Enrico, did you put your name in the calzone of fire” Dumbledore gestured calmly.
*Gestured*
I’m wheezing
“No I didn’t!” Enrico said calmly whilst irish tap dancing in pointe shoes
Dumbledorio
Cazzo Di Dumbledori! 😂
@@carolynreduch2690it's not irish tap dancing it's just irish dancing.:)
"I Break you neck."
STAWP I CANT BREATHE 😭😭😭😭😭
'Ahh, voldemario'
Why did it caught me off guard😂😂😂
The 'Did you put your name in the calzone of fire' part was really satisfying for some reason.
Real
"Nooo, i deedin"
- Enrico Vasaio
Whyy wood I poot my name-a in ze calzone? I am Enreeco, not-a tomato!
i was waiting for a "Mamma mia!"
Said Dumbledore calmly
As an Italian, I can confirm they translated harry potter like this
I actually wish they did, I think I would have read it more willingly 😂
@@saracecchinelli3740they did actually translate like it
Same
I can also confirm as an Italian this is it
I like pineapple on pizza
*Gasps*
“VOLDEMARIO-“ got me😭😭😭
"voldemario" got me rolling on the floor 🤣
“GASP* vOLdeMAri-“ got me dead 💀😭😭
Same😂
ngl that shit was unexpected 😂
Bruh same, I'm posting this from inside my coffin.
I already watched this short but forgot the ending and died all over again 😂
OMG THIS IS SO MANY LIKES-
I love that Enrico Vasaio is the literal translation of Harry Potter
Isn't it Henry Potter?
Can you tell me how, I don’t get how “harry” can be translated 😂 potter is like vase maker right
“Harry” is an elided version of Henry, if I’’m not mistaken ☺️
@@prakashkalluri64 Harry is a nickname for Henry, though I believe that Harry Potter's name is just Harry(definitely not Harold as some people think)
Maybe Arrigo would be better then Enrico
VoLDeMarIO got me on the floor 😭😭😭😭
"Take the spaghetti and break it" "Ah I break your neck"
" Take the pineapple. Cut it up. "
- dramatic pause -
" And put it on a Pizza. "
- Le GaSp -
- chorus of boos and threats -
" I don't make the rules. "😂😂😂
"I put it in your cu-" 😂
less than 10 hours and 1.2k likes howw
il Gasp
LE GASP
@@IvaraEllenStuff Honestly, no idea, that's how most of my comments are with her vids
“Voldemario”
I ascended 💀💀💀💀
Me to. And i got enlightenment as well 💀
Facciabella L’Strangia
I did not expect it i laughted so hard 💀
Tom Pratt Riddle.
Same
“Voldemario” I FELL OFF OF MY BED
IM WHEEZING 😂😂😂😂😂😂 NOT VOLDEMORT
Voldemario*
so is voldewario just like a super chill dude with a massive nose?
THIS IS AN AMAZING IDEA!!!!!!!
I am now struggling to breathe, and i thought voldemario was the pinnacle of comedy
It's funny because Voldemort don't have a nose😅
the polar opposite of voldemort
Also the opposite of Mario.
“Voldemario” got me dieing ☠️
Bro like i dont know why people do this it is not "dieing" Its "dying"
@@JakeEditz14xX"Dieing" is normally used to let you know that the person whose wrote that is dying while wheezing,if they use "Dying" it either laugh so much they die or the literally meaning "dead"
@@ReEncoredno it fucking isnt
d y i n g
(𝓭𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝕕𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 ᕲᖻᓰᘉᘜ ᕲᖻᓰᘉᘜ 𝘥𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝔡𝔶𝔦𝔫𝔤. Dying 𝒹𝓎𝒾𝓃𝑔 [̲̅d][̲̅y][̲̅i][̲̅[̲̅d][̲̅y][̲̅i][̲̅n][̲̅g] ԃყιɳɠ Ð¥ïñg d̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ᵈʸᶦⁿᵍ ԁұїҋԍ ძႸiႶყ d̳y̳i̳n̳g̳
Picks up the 'secret pizza cutter'
Turns around teleports to a dark place
"Hu......Voldimario"
Now break the pasta” “ I break your neck” had me dying 💀💀💀💀👏🏻👏🏻
"MA OH MA WHERE ARE WE!!??!?"
"vOldEmARIO!!!"
as an Italian I'm proud of Silvia's humor 💀💀
never put pineapple on pizza
Faceva molto Milanese Imbruttito 😅 But where are we? Ma dove ca...o siamo? 😂
sono un milanese e questo è purtroppo molto vero@@Caded82
Dove cacchio è finita questa generazione 😂
Shes italian too
“Get in my way and I’ll pizza cut YOU” 😂😂
" ah! Voldemario" go me laugh😂😂
✨Voldemario✨
Really wasn’t expecting that
“ma oh, ma where are we?!” HAHAHAH
E
THAT ONE GOT ME DYING LMAOOO
in the Netherlands pizza w pineapple is a NORMAL pizza like WHATTT
@@newtsversionwell in italy ig a lot of ppl don’t like it 💀
@@_hyuniverse_Italy is now at war with you for that one 💀💀💀
“Enrico did you put your name in the calzone of fire” Dumbledore said calmly
*Dumbledorio
@@potapotapotapotapotapotaIn Italy we call him Silente ✨
Dumbleberto
Instead of being pronounced Dum-bul-door. It will now be pronounced Dum-bool-do-reh.
For Italian Dumbledorio, that WAS calmly.
DEFINITELY DID NOTexpect the last one😂😂😂😂😂😂
VOLDEMARIO!!😂😂😂😂 Oh my- i can’t😂🥲
"it's a me" - Voldemario said calmly
-ATTEMPTS TO JUMP ON HEAD-
“DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE CAZONE OF FIRE?” Dumdemario said calmly.
Don't you mean Dumbluigi? Also it's calzone not cazone, just so you know calzone, is a specific type of form for pizza and cazzo means dick
@@Muchinger oh yeah that’s a better name.
He's Italian, he says nothing calmly!
@@LAZERAK47V2 oh true lol.
*Dumbluigi gestures calmly.
VOLDEMARIO!!!!!😂😂😂
that caught me so off guard even though i saw it before
”Voldemario”
Nah bro it’s perfect
As an Italian this made my entire day 😂 I’m sending this to my family
Sameeee 😂
Sameeeeee ROFLMAO
As another fellow Italian I have given birth to the Grand Canyon from laughing so much.
same!😂💀
"Enrico, did you put your name in the calzone of fire" Dumbledario said Calmly.
Dumbledario
In Italian is Silente but Dumbledario is better
@@fabiorepetti2492 SILENTE???? Explains why he yells "SILENCEEEEEE" like that lmfao
I’ve seen this short so many times but I still die laughing at “Voldemario”
voldemario... that's fuckin hilarious.
“*gasp* Voldemario…” IM DYING AHAHHABAH
Edit: not to be annoying but thanks for the likes, i dunno what i did tho lmao
I STOPPED BREATHING THERE
*Remix of Harry Potter theme and Mario music starts playing*
LOL LMAO 🤣
😂😂😂
I CANT BREATHE 😂
It took me a minute to get that Enrico Vasaio is actually Harry Potter in italian lmao
Thank you!
Wait know that makes me wonder what's in spanish:
Enrique Alfarero/Barrero
Okey that's funny
🤯💀
I only realized after rewatching LOL
Wait really?!?! 😂😂
This is one of the best channels on RUclips, i swear
*HOLY SHIT I NEVER EXPECTED VOLDEMARIO IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF* 😂🤣😂🤣
I feel like you woke up one day, and thought, "Voldemario." and crafted a skit around it 😂
'get in my way and i pizza cut you-' ON POINT BRO ON POINT IM DEAD
U got me on Voldemario 😂😂😂...ngl ...
Can't be on point the cutter is a cricle
"Gasp"
"Voldemario!" -Famous last words
I love these so much, almost makes me wish these were a legit spin off lol.
Voldemario is something I didn't know that I needed
Omg same😂😂
Nobody expects Voldemario
"the boy who lived.. come to.. me on the day of my daughter's wedding?"
that is because you didn't need voldemario. no one needs voldemario. you may think you need voldemario, but what you really need is help
The Three Unholy Italian Curses: Breaking the spaghetti, putting pineapple on pizza, and speaking of the VOLDEMARIO BROTHERS! (Edit) Holy heck this blew up! Thanks guys. Luv y’all to death for these likes 😙 Also, @catchThebaby I’ve added something for you.
Underrated 😭 💀
But Hawaiian pizza is the best. 🥺 I'll start a petition for the right to exist for Hawaiian pizza. 😤
I agree
Actually there is one dish..... Only one! Where it is acceptable to break spaghetti! Spaghetti soup look it up...
@@vikthestampedethen it's war.....
Voldemario made me choke on my waffle 🧇💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
i wasnt expecting voldemario atall omg, im dying
“Take the spaghetti…
And break it“
“I break you neck”
As an Italian, I approve this video
edit: HOLY HELL HOW DID THIS GET SO MANY LIKES
Agreed
What about pastina?
Me too😂😂
aro...ace...aroace... THATS SO COOL, ME ALSO
Same
There is nothing more dangerous than a calm Silvia saying, ‘I break your neck-‘
Silvie's videos always make my days better. I love her humor, she great!! Always capable of make me cry from laughter she's fantastic!! She takes my breath away with these two: humor and her looks. :D
I love how he shoves his nose in everything lol
Bro the ending LMAO😭
The endings are always great!
Voldemario 😂😅
My inner Italian rage as soon as the pineapple on pizza came up 🤌🏻🤌🏻
🤌
Voldemario 🤌🤌
🤌🏽
🤌🏻
I'm not even Italian but I think pineapple on pizza is disgusting and just not right.
Voldemario caught me off guard😂
“*gasp*”
“…”
“VolDeMAriO
😂😂😂
“I cut up the pineapple and i put it up your-“
💀💀💀
As a brazilian portuguese speaker it's hilarious that she stopped at "cu-", because in pt-br "ass" is "cu" instead of "culo" so she already said it anyway 😂
@@geminievilHAHA SAME
@@geminievil In italian it's "culo" too so you got the joke right.
@@geminievilas a spanish, I can confirm that
@@geminievilculo is ass in Italian, so
As an Italian, I approve this video
anche io
As a non Italian I also approve
As an italian, so do i.
All of italians agree
As an Italian, so do I
Das Ende killt mich jedes mal :)
THE EJD KILLED ME-
“Break the spaghetti”
“I’ll break your neck”🥰
Then the Lionfield serenading for food war.
My pretty ladies Italian, I felt this.
Petition to change Voldemort to Voldemario
Edit: hot dang this blew up, I was being goofy when I made this comment, also whichever one of you put "And his cousin is Voldewario" I love you platonically
This is underrated af , idc that it’s only been 5 min
Edit: this is an improvement but not enough ppl have signed the petition
Fr fr
Signed 👍
Lets do this
Yes!😂
"HAh" "Voldemaaaariooo"
We need a complation of all of silvias harry potter videos 🤌
"il put the pineapple up your cu--"got me wheezing💀
What is a cu
@@user-de1qe6gg7x its short for culo wich means butt in italian sorry for the bad inglish
@@user-de1qe6gg7x culo=ass
@@user-de1qe6gg7x culo, butt in Italian language
@@user-de1qe6gg7x In italian culo means ass
BROTHA I WHEEZED AT ”VOLDEMARIO” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
SAMEEEE
VOLDIMARIOO (Mario But preppy but baddie Voldy apears)
OHHHHH MAAAA
“*gasp* voldymario!” I’m dying right now 😂😂😂😂
"I put the pineapple up your cu-" Ahahahah non ce la faccio🤣🤣🤣
VOLDEMARIO
Hahaha vero
HAHAHAHAHHAA
Bro- as an italian, this is THE BEST video I've seen in my entire life😭
Bro, I am not even Italian and I know what cu(o means in ITALIAN
She also is italian
lol lo so vero Silvia e troppoooo
SAMEE
@@LexiTheTeddy what is the full word tho? i just wanna translate it really
Not the voldemario jumpscare ToT
“vOlDeMaRiO”
I Ascended 💀💀💀💀
"MA OH MA WHERE ARE WE??"
Dumbledore said calmly
I'm dying from this video 😂😂
The scar in a curve shape. 💀
"Get in my way and I pizza cut you" - Silvia 2023
“Voldemar-“ damn that was a perfect cut 💀💀💀
As italian... Totally agree and love this content 😂😂😂
Best
One
EVER!
😂
Voldemario killed me 😂
New fear unlocked: Voldemario
Pineapple on Pizza = pizza combo which shall not be named
“And put the pineapple on the pizza.”
Silvia: “I WILL NOT PUT THE PINEAPPLE ON THE-A PIZZA!!” “Break the spaghetti.” “i will break your neck.” 🤣🤣🤣
Don't care what anyone says pineapple and pizza goes together like peanut butter and jelly
I’ve seen this so many times, and Voldemario is still a great punchline.
VOLDEMARIO!!! EVERYONE RUN! HE HAS A FIRE FLOWER! AHHHH
As an Italian.. this is the best video I’ve seen😭
salve esinio.
Possiamo concordare che sembra per davvero italiana?
totalmente!
@@Aissaou4335non so se è una battuta o meno, ma lei È italiana 😅 se non ricordo balle è cresciuta in Italia i primi 15 anni di vita, poi si è trasferita in Germania
@@Nico2718_ no, ho scoperto da qualche giorno che é italiana😅
@@Nico2718_eh infatti la battuta di Enrico Vasaio era troppo sofisticata perché fosse non di un'italiana
“ GAH…VOLDEMARIO” 😫😭😂😂
So far this is my favorite video on YT😂😂
voldemario at the end so funny
Petition for Voldemort to grow a mustache
Lol no, no one nose where his knows is so he would have hair at that part of his face to and it would make our dear sleep-paralisys-demon-looking Tommy look even weirder.
Signed
we need an italian harry potter exactly like this one
@@hlonr mama mia
yeah i could just be color blind
@ThyDustolp this made me laugh more than it should
Voldemario killed me XD
"calzone of fire" 😂
I love the fact that the instructor is progressively switching from Italian accent to English accent.
It is because they are being killed because of the challenges
"But where are we? I take the pineapple and take it up your cu..." i have just lost it 😂
I was like #501!
I think we have been spoiled by mexicans always calling us out for being: bien culos...