SECURITY NUMPTY GOES HANDS ON

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  • @wagner251
    @wagner251 5 месяцев назад +59

    I need your clothes ,your boots and your motorcycle😂

  • @xepaii
    @xepaii 5 месяцев назад +25

    "What about your stupidity? Can I record that?"... Brilliant 😂

    • @MartinSanders-ut9qq
      @MartinSanders-ut9qq 28 дней назад +1

      The fact he has a pepper spray is concerning. Pepper spray is illegal in the UK. It is classified as a prohibited weapon under the Firearms Act 1968.

  • @thelatchkeykid
    @thelatchkeykid 5 месяцев назад +82

    Vigilant security with dark glasses on an overcast day. I doubt he'll be back.

    • @CJRSBK
      @CJRSBK 5 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂

    • @grezjoseph6257
      @grezjoseph6257 5 месяцев назад +1

      I was thinking about arnie when i read this. very good

    • @minmo2288
      @minmo2288 5 месяцев назад +2

      Man clearly thinks he’s the cia or something 😂

    • @MartinSanders-ut9qq
      @MartinSanders-ut9qq 28 дней назад

      Uses them to hide the fact his eyes are glazed over from illegal drug abuse.

  • @paulthetallsigma1552
    @paulthetallsigma1552 5 месяцев назад +94

    That security guard was weird, why the hell did he wear fake cuffs.

    • @bigsexy.6686
      @bigsexy.6686 5 месяцев назад +16

      *He's the type to tell anyone at the pub that he protects "Top Secret" sites and does "secret contracts" but in reality he's just a delusional oddball who watches rundown car parks*

    • @bluebottle1617
      @bluebottle1617 5 месяцев назад +1

      To the best of my knowledge, the supply of that type of handcuff is not restricted. You can buy them in Ann Summers shops.

    • @nigel5755
      @nigel5755 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@bluebottle1617 They're for his Grinder account! 😂

    • @MartinSanders-ut9qq
      @MartinSanders-ut9qq 28 дней назад

      09:08 he committed assault under Section 39 of the Criminal Justice Act, for which he should be arrested and charged.

    • @matt8929
      @matt8929 10 дней назад +1

      It's part of his fancy dress. I used to do security with a bloke who'd wear a secret service earpiece and periodically put his finger to it like he's recievingt super serious security information... there was only me and him there, and i didn't have a radio, so christ knows who he was talking to on it.

  • @ssneddz
    @ssneddz 5 месяцев назад +31

    Mark flirting with the boys at the gates again 😂

  • @Bobsey
    @Bobsey 5 месяцев назад +6

    The terminator! he wears those glasses to hide his robot eye lol

  • @uws5604
    @uws5604 5 месяцев назад +6

    Good one Mark!

  • @riaanriaan2504
    @riaanriaan2504 5 месяцев назад +28

    He was bullied at school and became the enforcer 😂😂

  • @MalaysiaPhilip
    @MalaysiaPhilip 5 месяцев назад +3

    ''You're the replacement gate''. Brilliant!

  • @peesua
    @peesua 5 месяцев назад +123

    Pepper spray is classed as a firearm. There's no way it is legal for security guards to carry it.

    • @oflaherty903
      @oflaherty903 5 месяцев назад +15

      It will be farb spray or smart water

    • @shivaunt71
      @shivaunt71 5 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@oflaherty903I wouldn't trust him to spray water 😂

    • @MartinSanders-ut9qq
      @MartinSanders-ut9qq 28 дней назад

      Pepper spray is illegal in the UK. It is classified as a prohibited weapon under the Firearms Act 1968.

  • @rudeboijasmithy
    @rudeboijasmithy 5 месяцев назад +25

    I went to school with people like this, watched a film a few times or listened to a couple of someone’s songs and then they started to think they was that person. This guy has definitely been watching the terminator a few to many times 😂😂😂😂ps I write this before I’d even seen the last bit when you said “he thinks he’s arnie” 😂

  • @brettnbeckvalleyvan
    @brettnbeckvalleyvan 5 месяцев назад +14

    Absolutely brilliant man 🤣🤣🤣🤣, 100% he didn't expect you to defend yourself the way you did, you could hear his balls shrivel up from here.
    Should have brought your Mrs as she's probably got bigger balls 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 crying 🙈🤣🤣🤣🤣.
    Thank you man 🙏🏻 again a great video 👍🏻

  • @andy56018
    @andy56018 5 месяцев назад +8

    Omg the state of him.
    Poxy security guard thinking he is tough.
    £6 an hour waster.
    Sunglasses on 😂😂😂

    • @MartinSanders-ut9qq
      @MartinSanders-ut9qq 28 дней назад +1

      The sunglasses hide his glazed eyes from illegal drug use.

  • @chosenone8454
    @chosenone8454 5 месяцев назад +14

    Those shades 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @adamr6780
    @adamr6780 5 месяцев назад +44

    Can tell by his lack of charisma and his stern looks he thinks he’s the terminator. Bet he grew up watching robocop!

  • @Daz93.
    @Daz93. 5 месяцев назад +29

    “ your the replacement gate “ bahahaha 😂

    • @kenanlambert8188
      @kenanlambert8188 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂

    • @minmo2288
      @minmo2288 5 месяцев назад +1

      A gate would have been more value for the company 😂

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 5 месяцев назад +37

    A guy his size, and yet he felt the need to call the police! Oh dear oh dear!!

    • @oflaherty903
      @oflaherty903 5 месяцев назад +4

      At least he realised he was powerless

  • @peezebeuponyou3774
    @peezebeuponyou3774 Месяц назад +1

    These are definitely your best videos mate- these TV types really boil my piss.

  • @Videoholic.2598
    @Videoholic.2598 5 месяцев назад +10

    People just hate camera's pointed at em

  • @MaxJames597yompfitness
    @MaxJames597yompfitness 5 месяцев назад +4

    what a crank

  • @pauljackson1981
    @pauljackson1981 5 месяцев назад +15

    Seen far too many films,I bet he has An Uzi 9mm bb gun at Home...

    • @MartinSanders-ut9qq
      @MartinSanders-ut9qq 28 дней назад

      At least once as week he walks into Tescos and asked for a Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 watt range.

  • @daviddurham6349
    @daviddurham6349 5 месяцев назад +61

    What a tosser of a security guard needs reporting to SIA and police.
    Isn't pepper spray illegal to have in this country ????

    • @boxerotheweek6789
      @boxerotheweek6789 5 месяцев назад +7

      Stop snitching

    • @bluebottle1617
      @bluebottle1617 5 месяцев назад +1

      Pepper spray is a restricted item. Officially, it's a firearm by virtue of Section 5, Firearms Act 1968.

    • @PedroGonzalez11111
      @PedroGonzalez11111 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@bluebottle1617only in the stupidity of the UK would your law define this item as a firearm, against logic, definition and common knowledge

    • @bluebottle1617
      @bluebottle1617 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@PedroGonzalez11111 I get what you are saying, but the pepper spray in the UK is 5% CS Gas which is banned under international convention, hence, why it is classed as a firearm under UK Law.

    • @michaelough2324
      @michaelough2324 5 месяцев назад

      @Based_transition_Clocker Where have I mentioned the Geneva Convention? You're the one who's mentioned it. There are international conventions on the use of chemical and biological weapons. I am aware that steps are being taken, within the police, to find an incapacitant spray that does not contain CS gas. The Firearms Act 1968 also classifies any device or gun capable of discharging a noxious liquid or gas as a firearm.

  • @sashacoe25
    @sashacoe25 5 месяцев назад +45

    Editing is a bit suspicious in this one. Pepper spray is classed as a fire arm so if you get caught with that it's the same as having a loaded gun.

    • @Right-Turn-Clyde
      @Right-Turn-Clyde 5 месяцев назад +8

      Maybe it was that silly string junk that stains everything pink for a week.

    • @MartinSanders-ut9qq
      @MartinSanders-ut9qq 28 дней назад

      Pepper spray is illegal in the UK. It is classified as a prohibited weapon under the Firearms Act 1968.

  • @benjijack22
    @benjijack22 5 месяцев назад +17

    TERMINATOR MUPPET HILARIOUS THE GOON ALL OVER RUclips!!!

  • @ScottMcculloch-ei3og
    @ScottMcculloch-ei3og 5 месяцев назад +11

    This one is a belter it sounds like he has been practicing the deep voice as well. I bet he lay awake at night listening to his mum getting backscuttled off various men over the years growing up.

  • @jamesrawson6659
    @jamesrawson6659 5 месяцев назад +18

    Is he a security guard mercenary lol. Handcuffs and pepper spray what the hell. Is this allowed. Keep safe Mark

  • @peakyblinder777
    @peakyblinder777 5 месяцев назад +29

    His been watching too many terminator movies 😅

  • @phillipowens5380
    @phillipowens5380 5 месяцев назад +16

    This Secruity guard couldn't put the cat out he should be working on McDonald's

  • @everton1335
    @everton1335 5 месяцев назад +18

    What a tool.

  • @corpeedo
    @corpeedo 2 месяца назад +1

    "Your the replacement gate" hahahaha Somebody took a fence!

  • @user-zm9ze9dd8j
    @user-zm9ze9dd8j 5 месяцев назад +12

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that is a true tyrant

  • @annbest9218
    @annbest9218 4 месяца назад +1

    I've been between astonishment, terror, hilarity and then proud of you. What a treat. 😅😂

  • @Zeus-kj7nn
    @Zeus-kj7nn 5 месяцев назад +15

    Have a good week Mark. Behave yourself!

  • @VinLynch
    @VinLynch 5 месяцев назад +16

    He should call his mammy😭

  • @marccampbell9456
    @marccampbell9456 5 месяцев назад +2

    Easily one of the best auditors on you tube. Polite friendly assertive, bur won't take any crap from any tyrants and puts them in their place brilliant

  • @petercalthorpe7966
    @petercalthorpe7966 5 месяцев назад +31

    Wow another security Cupid Stunt, 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

    • @bluebottle1617
      @bluebottle1617 5 месяцев назад +1

      He's a Cupid Stunt, alright.

  • @jackyrants3912
    @jackyrants3912 5 месяцев назад +35

    That security guard has serious mental issues.

  • @rickyraw5457
    @rickyraw5457 5 месяцев назад +24

    Probably been on the marching Powder..... sunglasses on a cloudy afternoon....and not a shred of self control

  • @Itisfinished.
    @Itisfinished. 5 месяцев назад +15

    Action man, the coward edition.

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 5 месяцев назад +16

    Well stated UKMTT! Because despite being educated he still wanted to behave in an unhelpful manner!!

  • @Lester-hi4ez
    @Lester-hi4ez 5 месяцев назад +15

    I'll be back 😂

  • @stephens6815
    @stephens6815 2 месяца назад +2

    In the UK, security guards are not permitted to carry pepper spray. Pepper spray is classified as a prohibited weapon under the Firearms Act 1968, and carrying it without proper authorization is illegal. This restriction applies to both security personnel and the general public. Only law enforcement officers with specific training and authorization are allowed to carry and use pepper spray in the UK.

  • @michaelthomas5454
    @michaelthomas5454 5 месяцев назад +14

    Private Security in UK cannot carry any weapon .....only handcuffs but also any UK citizen can also carry handcuffs

    • @bluebottle1617
      @bluebottle1617 5 месяцев назад

      Particularly, the furry ones from Ann Summers.😁

  • @un123known
    @un123known 29 дней назад +1

    The Terminator from Wish 😂

  • @annbest9218
    @annbest9218 4 месяца назад +2

    Oh Mark! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thelawisthelaw
    @thelawisthelaw 5 месяцев назад +1

    Just googled. Hes absolutely not allowed that pepper spray

  • @robsom8687
    @robsom8687 5 месяцев назад +7

    Terminator at the gate 😂

  • @Davidus80
    @Davidus80 5 месяцев назад +6

    So obvious he didn’t call the police

  • @DG_Delboy
    @DG_Delboy 5 месяцев назад +9

    handcuffs and pepper spray 🙄 ffs deffo failed to.become a copper….
    only weapon i use is the fists when the need arises + only carry whatever your prepared to do jail time for how I see things….
    Keep up your great work mark 😎👍🏻 + u shld get a gimbal thingy whatever its called

    • @johnblack9298
      @johnblack9298 5 месяцев назад

      Fists of fury eh

    • @minmo2288
      @minmo2288 5 месяцев назад

      Man is a prime example of “all the gear no idea” 😂

  • @markgillespie8842
    @markgillespie8842 5 месяцев назад +1

    Must be filming mission impossible with the gear that gonk has on.

  • @robertmawby3021
    @robertmawby3021 5 месяцев назад +8

    Oh how little these security goons know! Why else would you stand there for £12 an hour?

  • @bluebottle1617
    @bluebottle1617 5 месяцев назад +1

    "You're the replacement gate?" But UKMTT, the gate has more brain cells than that security guy will ever have.

  • @MikeGMcDermott
    @MikeGMcDermott 5 месяцев назад +9

    Looks like an ex-sausage who thinks he's someone special from the FBI - but isn't.

  • @stevemartin8202
    @stevemartin8202 5 месяцев назад +3

    Report him immediately to the SIA...guy shouldn't be allowed to have an SIA licence!! 🤔

  • @markosmith8037
    @markosmith8037 5 месяцев назад +2

    It's probably arguable to say UKMTT can tend to antagonise certain situations, but he certainly stands his ground and backs up what he says !

  • @adam-wt6um
    @adam-wt6um 5 месяцев назад +1

    Should get nicked for having pepper spray it's a firearm

  • @scotlandssherlockpiper551
    @scotlandssherlockpiper551 5 месяцев назад +2

    Mark I like to say your the BEST! So appreciated in what you do you sure entertain me as I'm bed bound with sore back but making me laugh you do and it hurts haha

  • @muirislandjim453
    @muirislandjim453 5 месяцев назад +4

    Robocop lol

  • @leeroynozzaar
    @leeroynozzaar 5 месяцев назад +13

    Shades as well as if he’s on the doors in some nightclub in Ibiza the weapon

  • @redleader3355
    @redleader3355 5 месяцев назад +11

    The new Terminator is shite. He got destroyed by words and a camera. I’m dreading the the new Alien film.

  • @markwareing3023
    @markwareing3023 5 месяцев назад +4

    Mark go down to spa medical on docks portway. I was fined £50 for dash cam footage from one of their drivers minibus vans they sent in to the police ask them are they happy dobbing the public in their work vehicles

  • @Ivuy-Yawanifecbos15
    @Ivuy-Yawanifecbos15 5 месяцев назад +1

    Those are even WRAP-AROUND shades just like the LAPD in "Magnum Force".

    • @samsonline3456
      @samsonline3456 5 месяцев назад

      Nutter !! where is his ear piece aswel 😂😂

  • @resist.
    @resist. 5 месяцев назад +1

    Where did they get him from-what an absolute hero

  • @RagingViper24
    @RagingViper24 5 месяцев назад +1

    Tyrant Security

  • @timsh9469
    @timsh9469 5 месяцев назад +1

    😂 What the fuck was that!?

  • @harveybray1804
    @harveybray1804 5 месяцев назад +3

    Leave the area lol gets better these security

  • @ashwayn
    @ashwayn 21 день назад

    Police wont come they groaned.

  • @geoffreyball731
    @geoffreyball731 6 дней назад

    bought the cuffs off amazon...probably for use in the bedroom...

  • @purritan326
    @purritan326 5 месяцев назад +7

    T - 2000 never used pepper spray

  • @tomcochrane56
    @tomcochrane56 5 месяцев назад +6

    77 to 81 church St Blackpool. Very cheap guards ten a penny.

  • @jonredman1666
    @jonredman1666 5 месяцев назад +1

    mark you forgot the grindr bit lol.

  • @richymcnally8343
    @richymcnally8343 5 месяцев назад +4

    All the gear and no idea 😂

  • @ashleynaylor9531
    @ashleynaylor9531 5 месяцев назад +2

    When you order Chuck Norris from Wish.

  • @denisedee00
    @denisedee00 5 месяцев назад +7

    😂 I am asking you nicely to leave an area where you are comfortable 😂

  • @newsnowhamilton
    @newsnowhamilton 5 месяцев назад +3

    9:47 ILS (Imaginary Lats Syndrome) affects millions of sub-stature men worldwide. There is no known cure. Please give generously to an ILS organization near you 😔 😂
    10:05 😄 Now quiver-lip is calling other men to solve his man problems 😬. One man-card demerit ✖️

  • @bEEBO178
    @bEEBO178 5 месяцев назад +1

    He looks petrified 😂

  • @SteveSmithRangers
    @SteveSmithRangers 5 месяцев назад +1

    Here comes the Sun , its alright ....... tell that , so called security guard that he not in the Mediterranean anymore 😊😊😊😊😊😊

  • @andysvehiclehistorychannel
    @andysvehiclehistorychannel 5 месяцев назад +2

    What a big bell end he is

  • @RandomnessTube.
    @RandomnessTube. 5 месяцев назад +1

    Handcuffs and pepper spray this guy watched too much Robocop as a child never trust someone wearing sunglasses when there's no sun.

  • @At_the_races
    @At_the_races 5 месяцев назад +1

    Looks like a Gippo encampment.

  • @mobiuseno
    @mobiuseno 5 месяцев назад +2

    He was method acting

  • @haydoncooper3744
    @haydoncooper3744 5 месяцев назад +1

    He is a proper Walt tis guy, illusions of grandeur. Thinks he is Mr Big but he is a Nobody.

  • @beds139
    @beds139 5 месяцев назад +1

    If you weren’t recording him that psychopath would have attacked you.

  • @EvenBigger-Brother
    @EvenBigger-Brother 5 месяцев назад +9

    Adult dolphin films ?

  • @Guccit865
    @Guccit865 5 месяцев назад +2

    Security like him go on to impersonating police officers he’d get it big trouble found carrying hand cuffs.

    • @markpointing5032
      @markpointing5032 5 месяцев назад +1

      No he wouldn’t. Handcuffs can be carried by anyone in the UK….

  • @alien6551
    @alien6551 5 месяцев назад +1

    He's not allowed to use peppa spray

  • @Twongz_does_anything
    @Twongz_does_anything 5 месяцев назад +2

    this is the uk meet the tyrants we lovee!

  • @minmo2288
    @minmo2288 5 месяцев назад +1

    Dropped his arse big time twice 😂 ran up when he thought the camera was off the bottled when it was back on then tried it when you where turning away and bottled it when you didn’t back down, 100% a cop shop reject that one.

    • @bluebottle1617
      @bluebottle1617 5 месяцев назад

      He'd be weeded out at the initial assessment stage. I doubt they would even send him an application form.

  • @Queenwraith
    @Queenwraith Месяц назад

    6:26 I love this guys laugh 😂

  • @yorkshirepitbikeclub
    @yorkshirepitbikeclub 5 месяцев назад +9

    In the UK security can NOT have any kind of weapon or aid Whether be pepper spray, batons or a gun, security guards can't display weapons on their person as a deterrent and they certainly can't use them by uk law .
    Googled it 😂😂😂

  • @llll22l
    @llll22l 5 месяцев назад +5

    W⚓️

  • @itellyouwhy6957
    @itellyouwhy6957 5 месяцев назад +1

    That bloke has watched too many movies. He reeks of a loony fantasist.

  • @cwcw4805
    @cwcw4805 5 месяцев назад +2

    RoboKnob.....

  • @wheretoeatincrete2195
    @wheretoeatincrete2195 5 месяцев назад +3

    OI, noone intimidates our Mark... 🐌 trail security 😂

  • @patrichmond7533
    @patrichmond7533 5 месяцев назад

    no one is authorised to carry weapons like guns, batons, tasers, or pepper spray, including security personnel. A set of handcuffs is the only thing a security guard possesses.

  • @Davidus80
    @Davidus80 5 месяцев назад +3

    Can’t believe ur battery died!!!!

  • @billygnasher
    @billygnasher 5 месяцев назад +2

    The Guy with glasses what an absolute delusional security guard I think he watches Miami Vice lol he maybe have watched who dares wins and thinks he is ex SAS lol he wouldn’t pass a BFT lol 😊

  • @barrycuff4048
    @barrycuff4048 5 месяцев назад +5

    Almost feel sorry for the security guard 😂😂 as these are old videos wonder what that guard is doing now?!

  • @KoshVorlon-xb3wq
    @KoshVorlon-xb3wq 3 месяца назад

    Pepper spray is classed as a firearm.

  • @AndyPandy007
    @AndyPandy007 5 месяцев назад +2

    What an absolute muppet. I'm the lowest paid person on site but I'm the hardest. Lmao.