Everything Wrong With Bullet Train in 24 Minutes or Less
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- Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
- Bullet Train is an action movie about a bullet train. There's lots of violence and stuff. And Brad Pitt. Oh, and sins!
Thursday: more violent action sins, but not nearly as recent.
Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we count next?
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I think my favorite detail about this movie is that the movie's runtime is just about the same amount of time it would take to take a bullet train from Tokyo to Kyoto. The movie damn near happens in real time despite the flashbacks.
That's a hilarious detail.
And got sinned for the reality because cinema sin guy hasn’t taken a bullet train
It's 2 hours and 6 minutes, that's just like, the normal length of a movie. It's 100% a coincidence unless the director says it was on purpose
@@buttturkeyclips4891 100% a coincidence? Only Sith deal in absolutes
@joshuaschnoor9755 that is an absolute, so you must be a sith too.
The bulletproof vest was given to Lemon by Tangerine. Tangerine starts the movie with the vest but you'll notice after a certain point when he has his tie loose that he's no longer wearing the vest, because he gave it to Lemon. Also Lemon mentions at the beginning that a vest won't stop a shot in the neck and that's how Tangerine dies.
Oh. My. God. You just blew my mind.
Holy shit... now that's some good writing, and directing.
Well spotted missed that.
Good thing considering that vest was never gunna save tangerine anyway
Nice detail but shouldn’t tangerine have to check on lemon since he gave him a bullet proof vest lol
The thing with this movie is by the end, you have no clue what the hell you just watched, but you just feel like you really enjoyed it
exactly it was a masterpiece
Yes! Like I just stared at the screen as the last 5 - 10 minutes unfolded. Loved every second.
I hated it…. Assassins were making the most stupid decisions
Super flawed but a fun watch
@@tthtonekid that's probably the best way to say it
This movie is genuinely high quality and well made fun, I went to the cinema to see it and then went a second time so I could drag my friends to it
Nah frl the budget on actors is already threw the roof
I agree completely this movie was good, not great, but really good. And that is a miracle in today's Hollywood scene.
Agreed
Loved this movie, the twins could use their own
@@whataboutthesituation1273 That's blatantly false.
Turned this on randomly the other night, was very pleasantly surprised. A completely ridiculous movie, but in the best way 😂
Picked up the movie during a 13 hour flight and was also pleasantly surprised at how good it was. I had no foresight at what kinda movie it was gonna be or the sheer amount of actor cameos was gonna be in it. I thought it was gonna be another action thriller, but it was an entertaining comedy as well. The only good part of the 13 hours.
Loved it was entertaining forget life fun.
does this mean you came back just to comment on how great the video was?
@@floatyghost633 They were referring to the movie, this video came out earlier today, meaning that they couldn't have watched the video "the other night"
@@geekoverlord9181 Also, you'd be good at CinemaSins
Remember when action movies could just be fun and kind of silly and not always make a ton of sense? This movie fits into that group. Love it for those reasons. So glad it doesn't take itself hella seriously and can just enjoy the bonkers idea.
Pepperidge Farm Remembers.
😛
I loved this movie because "I NEED A HERO" IN JAPANESE.
This movie was a huge step up from Hobbs and Shaw. The banter in that one was migraine -inducing. This was actually funny
They probably told him to keep Hobbs & Shaw on the FF level of stupidity.
@@Just4Fun-Zocker F&F is the dumbest franchise ever 😂
@@Just4Fun-Zocker If that was the mandate, they failed, because the _F&F_ movies are gloriously, theatrically dumb, in (at least) entertaining - if completely implausible - ways. _Hobbs & Shaw_ just felt forced, and mechanical, and utterly tedious. It shamed every single person involved in making it, with the possible lone exception of Vanessa Kirby.
How is this and that related?
I enjoyed this movie more a lot more than I though I would, considering my friends and I saw it on a whim because we were bored.
I fucking love this movie, simply because it never takes itself too seriously. TBH hollywood was just making fun movies over Covid and I can't blame them. The Lost City, Bullet Train, The Glass Onion, ect ect
I'm not trying to be rude, just informative, but it should be etc not ect. It abbreviates et cetera.
@@patrickknoph6313 ec tetera
@@PanSpaceman It was good enough for Yul Brynner, it's good enough for me.
@@PanSpaceman bro, abbreviations doesn't work like that lmao it is Etc .. Google it
@@Jiishaan Google what a joke is
The Water Bottle still doesn't get enough credit
It was my breakout role!
yes lol 😂 🤣
It knocked out lemon and saved grandpa
🤣🤣🤣
Honestly they were the best character in the entire movie and should have gotten an Oscar
I really can forgive every single sin. This movie was everything I could have wanted, fun characters, great humor, cool action, what can I say other than its a 90 minute top tier action comedy.
You could’ve said a 120 minute top tier action film but it’s all good
@@NeverAStraightAnswer I really should've fact checked that.
I can forgive the ones that make sense, but the rest are bile
You're right. The movie is great but should have been 90 minutes.
I loved how even the water bottle had its own storyline l😂😂😂
Best named character
5:30 That was the point, he took her arm with one cut instead of cutting her 5 times to take each finger. So he’s “merciful”.
No, the point is he was making a joke. It's called British humour. He's sarcastically saying the White Death is a severely fucked up and brutal person.
I’ve been watching this movie all week since they put it on Netflix. I wish I’d seen it in theaters.
Watching it in theaters was so much fun
Same
As a British person, I need a vpn
@@RADish-official I was literally freaking out thinking I could watch the movie endlessly if it was on Netflix to then realise that American gets it all. Hopefully it will come over the pond soon.
All week? You played it at 1/100 speed.
The mid credits flashback and reveal that Lemon killed the Prince with a tangerine truck was absolute poetic justice and should be 10 sins off. So entertaining lol, the biggest yes when she got run over and even better seeing it was him.
Having been in Japan, I can testify to their ability to ignore things happening around them, especially when non-Japanese are involved just not to this extent, also, everyone knows that Momonga is a 9ft tall undead Overlord.
Excuse me, his accepted name is Bone Daddy
@@justicedunham4088 I thought that was the guy in Made in Abyss who likes tinned soup?
Yep. That's just metropolitan life in general. After all, Collateral made a line about how a guy died on a subway train in LA and his body was doing laps around the city before anyone noticed and I would totally believe that happening for real.
I don't know, I'm getting more of a mutant Koi fish vibe from Momomon
@capootiscrepitoos you'll need a Koi Transmogrification Potion for that, mate
This movie deserved a lot of sin removals!!! The action, the comedy, the acting and the chemistry between all the actors.... Come on CinemaSins!
I don’t think he is really serious about those sins. He knows it was good movie and just making a little fun of it
Bullet train was genuinely my favourite movie of the year tied with Everything Everywhere All At Once
Yes Everything Everywhere All At Once was a excellent movie. But then again my opinion could be biased because I've always been a big Michelle Yeoh fan.
Omg same. Both movies were amazing, unique, and to show good movies really still can be made!! 💪
My 4th favorite film of the year, 1-3 being Everything Everywhere All at Once, Pearl, and Nope. Just a damn fun action film with a great cast having a blast.
What the fuck are you on bullet train was the worst movie I have seen all year and I saw Lyle Lyle crockidile
Top Gun 2 by far.
This movie felt like it was written by an AI that just watched every action movie and I’m not mad about it
Seeing as how that AI is roughly fifteen times better than 90% of all Hollywood writers, please let it write ALL the movies from now on!
You are going to be surprised that it's actually based on a book
I love this movie
And I don't know why
Underrated comment
i love the way you sinned him falling out the train and hitting the water at 200mph but not then just bending down and picking up a gun from under the water which was even more ludicrus
And the gun still being able to shoot.
@@subjectdelta4758 exactly theirs was more chance of him picking up a working vhs player than a working gun
The guy he tackled off the train with him had a gun, which the movie shows the guy drop as they both fall, so it is somewhat plausible.
@@subjectdelta4758Some guns (or bullets rather) are waterproof, kind off. It's just unlikely that weapons made for urban combat (or at least not guerrilla combat) like the one he uses are.
who cares bro it doesn’t have to make sense to be good. it was chaotic and funny as shit, and y’all nit picking about irrelevant small ass things
Bullet Train was a magical experience in the most chaotic way possible. It's been a while since a movie has made me want to check out its source material
Definitely one of my favorites to come out in recent years
While you mentioned the Ryan Reynolds cameo you didn't connect the Sandy cameo to The Lost City.
Especially as Channing Tatum also showed up!
Because it's Jeremy. He's not very good at this.
I thought the same thing! Shit I was watching it with some friends and we all made that connection at the same time!
The only thing that would have been the cherry on top is if Channing Tatum died. 😂
Because Pitt didn't cameo in The Lost City. It was a full-on supporting role.
@@AdiAfendi and starring in Lost City is how Brad got Sandy to cameo, keep up.
He didn’t buy every ticket on the train from the first stop, just the second to last stop to the last stop. They literally explain how the tickets get you to an exact stop
Always focusing on the minutes or less but when you actually pay attention it's never less, it's always more
*DING*
Well they don't count the intro, ad read, outtakes, etc.
Use the movie sin timer. Not the length of the whole video
Actually, if you pay attention lol, the sin timer is always less
This movie was basically an anime film come to life with all the wacky characters, visuals and monologues/flashbacks. It was a great time. The water bottle is the true hero of the movie.
It's basically if anime met french comedy and made it into a movie with Hollywood's budget. A masterpiece.
This movie was so balls to the wall insane and I enjoyed every SECOND of it
I was so expecting Channing Tatum to be one of the assassins instead of just some random passenger lol. Also, I love that Ryan Reynolds had a 1 second cameo in Brad Pitt's movie in response to Brad Pitt making a 1 sec (or less) cameo in Deadpool 2.
The Japanese characters that show up in the title 弾丸列車 is not the Japanese word for the bullet train that is in use right now. The Japanese word for bullet train is actually Shinkansen, written 新幹線. 弾丸列車 is actually a literal translation of bullet, 弾丸(dangan), and train, 列車(ressha). This term was used for a prototype of the Shinkansen that was planned in 1939. It was meant to be a train that travels faster than a bullet. It probably was a deliberate choice by the director use the literal translation though.
Yeah, I absolutely loved this level of detail in the movie. It was excellent.
Sin for this movie having a better handle on Thomas character personalities than Sharon Miller did during her tenure of writing for the show. DING.
I LOVED Bullet Train, one of the most fun movies of the year hands down
🧢
@@Souchi-ito how? It was fun af unlike all of the fake woke and superhero trash they have been releasing l.
True
I have yet to see something that tops it off in terms of purely unhinged comedy.
I feel robbed of sin removals so im making my own list (add to it as you wish).
- kill bill slow mo russian roulette with that music playing was jaw dropping awesome.
- the coffee flask clunking Brad Pitt's head. Brilliant.
- completely random and pointless shot of Brad Pitt saying "wasabi", loved it.
- the tangerine truck at the end - beautiful.
Definitely need a lemon and tangerine prequel movie.
Agree ;)
Same. Favorite characters. Was actively upset when Tangerine died
Watching this movie in the backseat of a car on my iPad while stuck on the infamous LA Grapevine on the way back from my brother's house really made me wish we had a train like this in the US in real life. Thanks Bullet Train!
The sin here is America's infrastructure, or lack thereof.
@@zeobide *DING*
I was waiting for the water bottle flash back 🤣
Fun fact: all main characters who died were killed by their own weapon
The Prince was hit by a truck, and the White death was killed by the explosive gun.
@@TheIronMarshall The Prince used Lemon as a weapon against the Father, and Lemon was the one driving the tangerine truck.
The White death was indeed killed by the explosive gun, but he was the one who tried to fire that gun, making that his weapon.
I will still be baffled at how Lemon escaped death all the way through the film despite I enjoyed its action.
Just got to know that it got to Netflix, but I have lots of other stuff to watch, so...
Because he’s Brian tyree henry
Such a Diesel
None of the characters who were humble died... all the ones that were prideful died...
cap this movie is perfect it’s rewatchable and it has brad pitt
This movie was such a blast to watch in theaters. Glad I did because it was actually funny and action packed 😁
The real sin is thinking this movie has any sins!
Mentioning Ryan Reynolds’ cameo here because of Deadpool 2, but not Brad Pitt’s cameo in Lost City that lead to Channing Tatum and Sandra Bullock cameoing in this movie too.
I tried after a long time to watch one of these and....I just cant. After CinemaWins, I realized it is infinitely more fun to find joy in movies you like or even dislike than it is to nitpick and fault movies.
Doesn't help that so many of the sins that are meant to be real nitpicks are incorrect and so many of the sins that are meant to be jokes are unfunny.
I used to enjoy this channel back when I was a cynical, edgy middle schooler. Not so much anymore. Me and my buddies watched this movie at like 11pm-1am last weekend and had a great time, idk wtf Jeremy was smoking before he decided to rag so much on it.
CinemaSins, I think you may have missed one. When the doctor is poisoned (~14:00), you comment that the villain only had to spray the poison on the surgical tools while at the wedding they had to eat the poisoned food. However, the doctor would never even have touched the sterilized tools with his bare hand - he would have been wearing his non-permeable surgical gloves from the moment he entered the room. Not even skin contact? That poison has a mind; it just kills whoever it wants to.
Hi, a year late. I think that the prince actually is shown spraying the doctors face mask in a flashback. So, he would have just inhaled it, effectively eating it.
I actually really loved Bullet Train. One of my favorite movies of last year.
NOTHING! This movie was so full of action. Don't pad the sin counter Jeremy
I seriously enjoyed this movie. You can tell the movie is based around a lot of Tarantino movies, but it’s so good you might even say it out-Tarantino’d Tarantino!
At 1:07, you say that it holds no purpose, but he avoids the conductor because his receipt doesn't cover his ticket. Thats how he ran into the Wolf guy because he was dodging the conductor
I loved this movie so much, I feel like a lot of people discounted it as a dumb action flick but it was so good
This movie felt like a non serious dnd one shot in a modern setting and I think more action movies should strive for this.
I'm still confused why they had The Hornet say B**** so many times.
I’m still confused on how Ladybug had the antidote when Hornet visibly had it in her mouth.
Lol fr, she said b***h 7 times. I counted 😂
Tryna be Jesse Pinkman
@@subjectdelta4758 the antidote was in a syringe in her pocket.
@@Bendytheboi lmaoooo
Logan being a Percy is a callback from him being Percy Jackson
Honestly when I saw it in theaters I didn’t even recognize Logan. So ashamed to have sat through the torment that was both of those movies and not have gotten the joke
I feel like this guy spends hours trying to find an excuse to add to the counter. I like this movie and was actually feeling like watching this video to just enjoy and maybe even agree with. But BRO. "I swear this movie is 5% people saying the name carver". It's like watching a movie with an angsty grandpa who just wants something to complain about. Sorry for not being civil but I couldn't help but say something. I mean, 1 million people watched this vid bud, 28 thousand liked actually liked it...
Most underrated movie of 2022 by far. I highly recommend if you haven’t seen it.
Nah I'm good
@@Souchi-ito who asked
About half of the sins you gave it are basically just sinning the anime tropes that it's ripping off. The random slow-mo, the excessively detailed backstory, everything, it's just a live action anime and I love it.
You gave sins for Zazie Beetz being underutilised in this movie, but nothing about Karen Fukuhara? You just called her "the attendant", did you not even realise that was Kimiko from The Boys?
Recognized her immediately, but I must say that black hair she has in The Boys looks much better on her
The fact you can dis it all you want. It's pretty amazing ❤ in my eyes
Saw this twice in theaters. Every sin is correct and they are the reasons this movie is outstanding.🙂
Hiro from Heroes is neither "Hiro" nor a hero in this scene'😂 Im rolling
David Leitch should direct TRANSFORMERS
After HOBBS & SHAW, I can't picture anyone better than him
Yaaaaa didn’t think this video landed. Felt like the sins weren’t valid or clever
Loved this movie. Hilarious! I want a movie on Tangerine and Lemon 🍊 🍋 😂
1000p we need a Bolivia Job prequel!
I am so glad someone pointed out that the kids on a ventilator and a pillow over the face would mean nothing. Definitely my favorite sin in a while xD
I love the details, call backs, lighting, dialogue, etc. Only thing that bothered me is that Kyoto seems to have moved much closer to Mt. Fuji without explanation.
He shows the conductor his receipt bc he lost his ticket BUT the conductor doesn’t accept it and tells him to get off at the next stop. He then has to hide to avoid the conductor at a few points in the movie. Doesn’t really explain where the conductor goes or how the train goes from full to empty by the end, even if the guy bought every ticket.
This movie had unrealistic action scenes, but it was also well done and very fun to watch. And introducing a character and giving a long flashback to establish the character only to then immediately kill them off is some masterclass comedy.
It was a fun flick to be honest. Went blind without watching the trailer and was surprised with a lot of action, good enough story and solid laughs. Some unexpected cameos too.
Do watch it, it’s great.
The ticket IS important 😭 It’s only because Ladybug is avoiding the conductor that he can’t leave the train earlier and he stays stuck on the train
Actually, the Tokaido shinkansen between Tokyo and Kyoto does stop at each station for only about a minute. I wouldn't even try to get a soda from a vending machine right at the platform when it stops.
17:40
No, the movie is making fun of what people like ladybug tend _to make_ off their therapy for anxiety. It's a caricature, and actually a pretty good one. It's a bit uncomfortable from the same shoes, but that what makes it a good caricature. Getting all overshary and advanced self-helpy at people is a thing a lot of people do after getting into therapy, especially if they fought opening up to it in the first place, and this is just a tropey juxtaposition that is very in the spirit of the insane over-the-top-ness of the whole movie of exactly that.
We all fight with that in the beginning. It's representation, fairly harmless and well made. What else do you want?
02:00 Having recently been to Japan I can tell you this is incorrect. The express trains only stop for a short time at each station, you don't have time to get off to get stuff at the station, that's why there's the lady with a snacks and drinks cart on the train, and the PA speaker warns you to be ready to get off as soon as the train stops if it's your stop. Most people get their food and drinks before they first get on the train.
The only movie in years that has managed to make me laugh my ass off out loud in the cinema. Genius movie.
i love that you guys are sinning movies that they actually liked
That's why Cinema Wins exists
In case you haven't caught on quite yet, the whole point of CINEMA SINS is to (usually sarcastically) find fault with universally loved films. Same with TV Sins, Music Video Sins... The only "Sins" compilation that's the exception to the rule by being pretty genuine is TV Commercial Sins, which typically rags on products that can be looked back on as pretty terrible NOW.
@@michaelgariti8008 ehm i guess Dave understands. Come on. Terminator 1 and Back to the Future have big plot holes. But we still like them.
Saw this film on a looooong international flight. Made the trip so much more bearable. Loved it!
- We have Quentin Tarantino at home.
- Quentin Tarantino at home: this movie.
2:32 HE MADE AN AMBULANCE REFERENCE!!! Please for the love of god do a Sin Counter on that movie it would make my damn year
Great movie, and what a cast! A+. Had such a blast watching this with some LOL moments. 👌
This is the second best movie with Train in the title that came out this decade
what's the first?
@@taniakim1126 Train to Busan
Idk, I’ve seen some pretty good flicks. Whether they were theatrical or home movies is a different story though
@@Atmaspeaks that is the movie that made me love korean cinema.
@@TBagsNPriceTags recommend me some.
This movie is so good to me. I really hope they make a sequel or a prequel. I love these characters. 😁👏
There was no lead at the end that warrants a sequel given the white death was the main reason behind this and he dies. It would be pointless. Although things got explained about how it all started, maybe a prequel could be worthwhile, but only if there's something worth telling.
Sin off for the White Death screaming “DO NOT CALL ME BRO” before blowing his own face off!
18:07 - Had the same question since we never see Magic Mike again either...yes, it would seem by the end that those who we 'need' to get to the White Death are still on the train, but at least give us a glance of any of the other passengers getting off the train, y'know? 🤔
If I remember correctly, I’m pretty sure White Death reserved every seat so that he can kill everyone who was on his list
@@subjectdelta4758 That's what is said, and obvi the guy has enough cash to do so, but as they say in the video, does that mean the SHOOSH lady and Magic Mike had their train tickets comped by the White Death, and/or were actually working for him? Let's be honest, facts be told, this movie is feather light on logic and heavy on just fucking up everything all at once as much as possible, so I only mentioned it too because it stuck out to me watching it, otherwise it really don't matter 🙃
No, what the White Death said was that he bought every ticket to fill capacity. Nobody could get a ticket from the second to last stop until the last stop because it was fully booked. So anyone left on the train would be the agents that he hired.
@@SlickNoir Thank you for giving a better explanation than *the f'n movie itself* bothered to provide 🤣
@@SlickNoir what if someone already planned to get off at the last stop though, then that ticket would still be in use?
"bought all the seats to the end" doesn't mean he bought them all from the origin. Though tapering down the NPCs in a plot-convenient way doesn't make this whole freight train of shenanigans any more logical.
Compared to everything else we have seen this year, this movie is amazing, and is probably in the top 3 of movies I saw this year.
You know the show BARRY?? (The clip at the end of the video where a guy talks about how he saw someone flick a cigarette at a bird while they were walking out of a discotheque)
I love that show!
I've been waiting for this, one of my favorite movies of 2022
Im genuinely glad that someone that wrote the script knows who hiro from hero is. underated show
Love heroes
For a moment I thought he was going to mention Hiro as the ticket agent, but forget Katana as the snack cart lady. AND HE DID!
Noone remembers Katana, now if you had said Kimiko then everyone would be like "from The Boys!"
@@TheJohnnyWonderful Until recently, I honestly forgot it was the same actress because she never says anything.
Dude I agree that this movies plot was absurd... But God did I love it, one of the most entertaining movies I've seen in years. And simply seeing "Hiro Nakamura" in a major motion picture made me giddy, and giddy I don't do easily
Saw it in the cinema and absolutely loved it! Best film of 2022!
Just watched this on Friday! This is two movies where the video drops right after I watched the movie lol
Had no clue about this movie before I watched it and it was good, better than most in the last few years actually.
This is one of the best movies I've seen in past few years. Incredible
I can't fathom how but this is my favourite movie, at least in the action-comedy genre. It made 0 sense and was perfectly logical, it dragged on yet was entertaining the whole way through. Also the truck at the end lmao.
On a whim decided to watch this, was definitely not disappointed
I really loved this movie! The costumes, the dialogue.. It was awsome
The streets of rage joke was a hit 🤣. Funniest joke I've heard from cinema sins in a while
Nothing but happy accidents and I love the water bottle scene 💯👍
I grabbed my popcorn for this one lol
19:16 Maybe because he doesn't murder random people unless absolutely SURE they pose a threat? You ever consider that one, Einstein?
My friend invited me to watch this movie together and i had no idea what i was abt to watch. It really made my night. Exactly what we need for an action movie. I say make more movie like this.
There were a lot of good moments in this movie 😂
Hahah yeah I knew this movie would be a sin fest 😅. Good entertaining movie though. 🍋 and 🍊 were hilarious 😂😃
loved the Percy jackson reference they had there, that was good XD
I have been waiting for this since I seen the movie. I was like they have to SIN this shit 😂